Monday, July 8, 2013

Review #1,302: Mista Cain "Louisicain 2.5 (The Mixtape): Hurrican + Suga Cain + Cocain (Hosted by DJ Ya Boy Earl)"

Reviewed on 7.08.2013 (Review #1,302)


Keepin’ tha reviewz goin’ wit a Cain Muzik / Utopia Music Group release, here: Mista Cain Louisicain 2.5 (The Mixtape): Hurrican + Suga Cain + Cocain (Hosted by DJ Ya Boy Earl). I have a feelin’ tha review gon go over pretty nice, but one thing that keeps me from takin’ this serious iz, where’d all tha mixtape views come from for this random rapper? Start Time: 4:57 PM | End Time: 6:15 PM


Disclaimer: I rate each song from 1.0 – 5.0; each rating iz my own opinion! I only please myself wit my ratings! I don’t care how lyrical you are, as long as it’s jammin’ enough for me to like it! I look for beats, then vocals, and then lyrics. To determine my favorites, I will differ tha 4.0 ratings. If a song gets at least a 4.0 rating from me, I love it already. If at least a 4.6 rating, I pretty much really love it, as it’s considered mindblowin’ when I hear it! Any song can earn up to a maximum of a 5.0 rating. Anything I type before “ >>> ” iz what I’m sayin’ before I listen to tha song; anything after I type “ >>> ” iz what I think of tha song while I’m listening to it. If you use tha word “swag” frequently, have auto-tune in your vocals, or talk about nothin’ but money and hoes 100,000x (which I consider ‘typical’ topics), I’m not buyin’ it! After I was robbed by an artist who claimed they “get money,” hearin’ about how much you “got money” and anything “money” really bothers me. If you have not done business wit me before, I won’t tolerate “money” talk in tha music!!

© 2013 CD Review (Review #1,302) reviewed on 7.08.2013 by FrankieThaLuckyDog.



01. DJ Ya Boy Earl Intro
Glad to hear him again after tha Percy Keith CD… >>> Good to hear Earl, but it’s quiet without a beat… My Rating: N/A


02. “Sippin’ 4 My Niggas”
I don’t get this title; sounds like an obsession wit so-called ‘friends,’ which in my whole life of living, I’ve neva understood how dudes can take other dudes so serious. Meanwhile, they’re like, “Dudes always hatin’ on me,” in songs; I don’t get it! >>> Beat sounds nice and ‘90s, here… A lot of consistent rhymes, here; almost sounds a lil’ like Gates, here, wit tha delivery. Tha hook’s catchy, but I still don’t understand it. I also don’t get when people ‘pour’ out for dead people, too… Nice rhymes in tha 2nd verse, too; I like tha “we used to piss on tha same mattress… Wow, this breezed by; nice and short! No filler at all! My Rating: 4.6


03. “Bullet Proof”
People still like playin’ wit guns? >>> More ‘90s vibes; good thinkin’ of tha producer! Not bad wit tha 1st verse, here; sounds good, but how come no one in Louisiana’s a virgin? Hook’s a lil’ random wit tha “pussy” shit… Endin’ from Earl, here; sounds like tha outro ran too long… Too many gaps in-between each message, but it’s good ta hear him. How’d he know about/get cool wit you, Mista? My Rating: 4.0


04. “Luv Head”
Random. >>> This iz more mainstream from tha previous two jointz… Also, tha delivery’s a lil’ on that boring, mainstream, Rick Ross-type… Can’t deny tha hook, as it’s entertainin’. It was a decade ago ‘round New Year’s Eve where because of Christina Aguilera & Lil’ Kim’s “Can’t Hold Us Down”, I asked my dad what “head” was. Luv how tha hook iz so simple by repeatin’ tha title! And, nice outro from Earl, real quick! He must’ve gotten “head” before sayin’ this outro ‘cause it sounds like he’s in tha mood! Also, good length! Not too long; basically, you told what you had ta tell in under three minutes! My Rating: 4.7


05. “Tear It Down” Feat. Lil’ Boosie
? >>> Sounds consistent; good shit from Boosie on tha 1st verse, here… Also, tha hook sounds nice; almost sounds familiar, too… Tha beat sounds real nice durin’ tha hook; real Baton Rouge sounds! Here you are on tha 2nd verse, comin’ through wit good rhymes. I dunno about rappin’ about “stacks,” though; everyone does that, and it’s where they become homosexual! Anotha real-short song that’s length iz perfect! It’s all about givin’ people a nice, quick taste! My Rating: 4.4


06. “Lay Down”
>>> An Earl intro; good voice fa this intro… Also, Ashes CD? “May 14”? Goes to show you it ain’t important for me if it’s two months later, and I still don’t have it, smh? Talk about no one makin’ me a priority in Louisiana! Think it’s time for me to move on? Anyway, glad Earl still screams, “Chicken & Watermellon!” Wow, tha song’s over already? Didn’t really leave any feedback, but it sounds nice. Beat’s nice and whateva you spit sounds good fa tha short length. My Rating: 4.3


07. “Pussy & Mouf” Feat. Lil’ Phat & Ken On Da Track
Random, again… >>> A Webbie/Bun B “Give Me That” (or Snoop Dogg/Pharrell/Uncle Charlie Wilson “Beautiful”) sample in tha background… Beat sounds nice and laidback, as well as tha five-minute length on tha track… We got Lil’ Phat on tha 1st verse… Nothin’ special; just flows wit this okay topic wit these random lyrics… Here you are on tha 2nd verse… A lil’ betta, since you have more-descriptive lyrics than Phat’s typicalness… Must be Lil’ Ken on tha 3rd verse… Weak start wit tha “money,” but some of tha sexual lyrics sound good, here. Guess he anotha dude that don’t have trouble wit sex, either? Wit tha remaining length left, I assume there’s an outro from Earl? Or, iz this Lil’ Ken on tha 4th verse? Can’t tell who was who; this sounds more like him… If it iz, tha fast rhymes are good, though some of tha lyrics are startin’ ta get boring toward tha end wit tha “Bandz A Make Her Dance” quote… My Rating: 4.2


08. “Retaliation”
What about virginity? >>> I assume tha whole CD’s produced by Lil’ Ken, but there’s an official beat tag here… I’m feelin’ tha ‘90s vibe in tha beat, once again, as well as this ‘90s-soundin’ Louisiana rap wit this male sample on tha hook! Nice rhymes on tha 1st verse, here; can’t deny ‘em… Tha 2nd verse sounds like a mix of a lot of shit, between “bitches” eating your “cock,” mixed wit tha “cops”? Weird, but interestin’ mix ta rap about… My Rating: 4.3


½time: I have to go get (and/or eat) my dinner, right now. It’s 5:17 PM, so I finna go make tha ½time of this CD my intermission… But, so far, I’m likin’ what I’m hearin’. Seems like you’re becomin’ more experimental wit your sound; I really like tha ‘90s vibes… Hope they keep continuin’! Currently, you’re at a 4.4 for tha CD rating!!!!


09. “Kiss My Hustlin’ Azz” Feat. Yung Pymp & Ray Vicks
I had to put my dinner (a slice of pizza) in tha toaster oven, so 10 minutes from now, I must get it. Anyway, three years ago, I had a great idea for you when I was talkin’ to you about doin’ a commercial for you. However, you neva hit me back wit any details, and tha idea has not been used. Did you forget about me? We gotta be doin’ business soon, right? Can’t forget about those that were on your shit from back in tha gap! >>> “I just do this shit fa fun;” not really tha best perspective wit makin’ music. Like Sade says, you should only make music when you have somethin’ ta say! I do… That’s why, I release, like, one song (and music video) a year, it seems like! I hate all these so-called underground rappers that claim they’re ‘busy’ by bein’ in tha studio all day, all week, puttin’ out novelty shit. Anyway, what pure garbage this iz, OMG!! Beat’s an original producer (Young Hustla?), and it’s got a mainstream, Rick Ross-like sound to it? I can’t stand this “stacks” shit; not tha shit I wanna hear!! After gettin’ robbed two years ago from a BR artist, tha “stacks” should be kept in tha vault and neva to be talked about!!! So, wit that bein’ said, you had a real bad 1st verse… First time hearin’ Yung Pymp on tha 2nd verse…; ehh, why am I commentin’? Ray on tha 3rd verse, here… I dunno about people still clutchin’ on their “40,” though… Why do people luv ta get into drama wit people? Doesn’t make sense at all, but off this weak song, Ray had tha best verse, and it was ehh!! My Rating: 1.2


10. “U Go Learn”
“Go” or “Gon”? >>> Noooooooooo, why a jacked beat (old Jeezy)? I thought you had producers? SMH, this iz what you waste your time on? Jacked-beat songs? Random hook/title; a lil’ catchy, but it ain’t an original production! Why I ain’t gettin’ a “shout out”? Do I have ta fuck a girl in front of your face? Some things, I can’t do, at tha moment, such as get to Louisiana. Deal wit my patience!! My Rating: 3.2


11. “Hard As I Go” Feat. Mouse On Tha Track
Tha Track, not Da… >>> How’d all these collaborations happen? I thought you were just a random rapper… Anyway, good sound wit tha beat, and Mouse sounds real catchy wit this hook and tha title! See, “stackin’ dem endz” doesn’t sound so pathetic when Mouse says it… I’m really feelin’ his verse, here; very catchy delivery and voice, as always!! Here you are on tha 2nd verse, comin’ through wit some rhymes… “You can suck my son dick;” “you” have a “son,” already? Wow, talk about fast—a lil’ too fast? I know you’re younger than me, too! Honestly, bein’ a dad lowers your consistency in tha rap game ‘cause you have ta focus on bein’ a dad, if you’re a good dad! Anyway, why an unsourced dude on tha 3rd verse? I feel bad for them that they not gettin’ proper credit… But, it’s an okay verse; it ain’t bad, but not spectacular… Once again, nice beat from Mouse! Now, lemme go get tha pizza, as it’s a lil’ over 10 minutes later! My Rating: 4.5


12. “Where I Be” Feat. Level
Had to eat tha slice of pizza, since I don’t type wit greesy hands; I ate it from 5:32 – 5:54 PM, so that was a long intermission… Anyway, random feature, again; when he gon thank me for tha awards I sent him? Still, six months later and not even a word… I even tried textin’, too! Not to mention, he sucks at texting (people still don’t know how ta text in 2013???) and makin’ people a priority! See, tha thing wit me iz that, tha reason why a lot of people so-called ‘treasure’ me iz ‘cause I show luv to 1,000s of artists. I treat all artists equal, unless they’ve had a problem wit me. So, I think Level needs to work on EQuality, hence tha caps! >>> Switchin’ it up wit a G-Motivation beat, this time… Why tha “tatted” start wit Level? Obsessed wit “bitch-ass niggaz,” or whateva he said? Hook’s ehh; if Level’s “easy to find,” how come he don’t answer my texts? No contradictin’ rhymes!! Even on tha 1st verse, here… Lyrics are not for me at all, but tha vibe iz what saves this from bein’ garbage. Here you are on tha 2nd verse… It’s okay, also… “Smack you wit this bottle of Moët;” why attack someone wit a bottle? More shit from Level on tha 3rd verse… A lil’ catchy, but why does everything have ta be “easy” and above-positive? When will people rap about sucking at things, such as their struggles that aren’t typical? Despite all tha criticism, I gave this a good rating. My Rating: 4.3


13. “Thinking Of U” Feat. Keedy Black & Yung Pymp
Bounce vibe? >>> Oh yes, it iz! Anotha good ear for your sound, and tha hook sounds nice… Can neva deny bounce music! Here you are on tha 1st verse, comin’ through wit okay rhymes… Too bad you threw “stacks” in this verse; why does that have ta do wit anything? No need ta ruin it! Keedy comin’ through, next, soundin’ good on this beat… Jumpin’ to Yung Pymp on tha 2nd verse…; not bad, here… My Rating: 4.3


14. “Purple In My Relo” Feat. Percy Keith & Young Troll
What’s a “Relo”? >>> Not sure who’s tag was in tha beginning, but tha sound sounds nice and southern… Tha hook sounds good, here; all about tha “diamonds.” Here’s tha 1st verse from Percy Keith, and it sounds consistent. Here you are on tha 2nd verse, comin’ through wit some drug-related shit. “I gotta grind fa my people;” I still can’t connect how dudes care about other dudes…, like, in their circle? I thought everyone hated each other? Here’s this newbie (Young Troll) on tha 3rd verse, comin’ through wit random shit… A lil’ bit of a ‘90s baby perspective wit also talkin’ about “stacks,” but whateva… My Rating: 4.2


15. “Mind Right” Feat. DJ B-Real & Young Ready
I hope there’s no money-related rhymes in here! I swear, I might choke up if I hear it in this collaboration! *Exhales nervously 4x* >>> J.Scalez beat, here… A song about gunz… Sounds a lil’ like Ray Vicks’ song wit Lil’ Phat “Nobody Move” wit tha “nobody move” part… Anyway, hearin’ tha hook from B-Real, and tha SFX are nice!! “Blaow, chicka-blaow, chicka-blaow!!” Whoa, Young Ready randomly came through on tha 1st verse, here, comin’ through wit a nice, gangsta vibe, as well as a great attitude!! Glad he comin’ through wit anger! Here you are on tha 2nd verse… Sounds good; did you become a dad to be cool/fit in? Either way, you flowed through nicely on tha track… I have to admit, I guess by bein’ nervous, it helped ‘cause finally, A SONG WITHOUT ANY LYRICS HAVIN’ TO DO WIT MONEY!!!!!!!!!! Now, that’s what I call a JACKPOT!!! Even no hoe-related lyrics, too!! My Rating: 4.9


16. “Mad At Cha”
Final song… >>> Sounded like a good start ‘til tha Tupac quote/beat started soundin’ like Tupac’s song of nearly tha same title (“I Ain’t Mad At Cha”). It “ain’t” bad… Speakin’ of “Gus,” I wish he wouldn’t’ve hated on my R.I.P. “Wne” video; bad taste in my mouth! Since that, I don’t do random tribute videos anymore, unless I get paid for it; my work cannot go disrespected! Then again, you wonder why I interned at a news station, was a master, and have a legacy there… Well, only one verse, wit a long outro, followed by a Ya Boy Earl outro… Sounds more like a “Free” and “R.I.P.” dedication. Now, “R.I.P.” to Black Roy. :( My Rating: 3.9


Overall: Finally got ta review this CD… Most of it was really good and really experimental! Only joint that failed to capture my attention was #9. Wasn’t too into tha jacked beats, but they weren’t horrible… Tha collaborations were pretty nice, and that B-Real one toward tha end surprised me! It’s all about character when deliverin’ rhymes/emotions! Whether or not I’ll find/hear Ashes, here’s this review to carry on tha weight…


Ratings:

15.       “Kiss My Hustlin’ Azz” Feat. Yung Pymp & Ray Vicks 1.2
14.       “U Go Learn” 3.2
13.       “Mad At Cha” 3.9
12.       “Bullet Proof” 4.0
11.        “Pussy & Mouf” Feat. Lil’ Phat & Ken On Da Track 4.2
10.       “Purple In My Relo” Feat. Percy Keith & Young Troll 4.2
09.       “Lay Down” 4.3
08.       “Thinking Of U” Feat. Keedy Black & Yung Pymp 4.3
07.       “Where I Be” Feat. Level 4.3
06.       “Retaliation” 4.3
05.       “Tear It Down” Feat. Lil’ Boosie 4.4
04.       “Hard As I Go” Feat. Mouse On Tha Track 4.5
03.    “Sippin’ 4 My Niggas” 4.6
02.    “Luv Head” 4.7
01.    “Mind Right” Feat. DJ B-Real & Young Ready 4.9


Average CD Rating Review:

Total Score:                      61.0
Total Songs:                      / 15
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Average CD Rating:       4.1

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