What it do? It's ya boy,
FrankieThaLuckyDog a.k.a. Frank Calhoune, here. You know where tha
"Calhoune" came from! My boy, Percy Keith! We broadcastin' from
Centralia, PA, tha Abandoned Graffiti Highway, Silent Hill, all that!
You already know what it iz! This my 1,778th CD review I'm doin' right now!
And, it's for LNIC, which stands for Loyalty Naturally
Instilled Corporation, recording artist, who just
got outta jail a lil' over two months ago, Percy
Keith! That's right! Where I got tha nickname from, Frank Calhoune! Yeah,
we in tha buildin' right now! And, you know, when I was first here, back on
June 10, 2015, that's where I was reviewin' Kevin Gates' CD, Murder For Hire,
which DJ Holiday hosted. And, even tho it ain't do too great, you know I had to
come back! Percy Keith, here, in tha night! That's right! '80s babies, in our
30's, you know what I'm sayin'? That's right! So, it's just how we livin' right
now! And, like Pac-Man, we finna eat it up! So, stay tuned; we got some hot
shit comin' for you! Percy Keith The
Shaman, exclusively, brought to you by LNIC: Loyalty Naturally
Instilled Corporation! Start Time: 11:08 PM | End Time: 1:02 AM
Disclaimer: I rate each song from 1.0
– 5.0; each rating iz my own opinion!
I only please myself wit my ratings! I don’t care how lyrical you are, as long
as it’s jammin’ enough for me to like it! I look for beats, then vocals, and
then lyrics. To determine my favorites, I will differ tha 4.0 ratings. If a
song gets at least a 4.0 rating from me, I love it already. If at least a 4.6
rating, I pretty much really love it,
as it’s considered mindblowin’ when I
hear it! Any song can earn up to a maximum of a 5.0 rating. Anything I type
before “ >>> “ iz what I’m sayin’ before I listen to tha song; anything
after I type “ >>> “ iz what I think of tha song while I’m listening
to it. If you sound like anything too mainstream for me, have auto-tune in your
vocals, or talk about nothin’ but money and hoes (which I consider ‘typical’
topics), I’m not buyin’ it!
© 2018 CD Review (Review #1,778)
reviewed on 8.05.2018 & 8.06.2018 by FrankieThaLuckyDog.
01. "Won"
"Won," just like #1, and what you "won," in tha
past at bein' #1, ya dig?! >>> Yeah, I feel like, "Tha old
me dead," ya know? Welcome to tha 30's...! '80s babies in our 30's! Just
slowly ampin' up... Yup, "Goin' for tha 'W'!" Lookin' forward ta
linkin' up soon...! Yeah, "#4ShitNoHoeShit;" you already know...! I'm
hittin' up BR next month; stay tuned, Percy! Just gotta pose like tha celeb...
It sounds like a good verse and it sounds like tha whole "won" thing
on tha hook... It sounds like you deliverin' it catchy and... "Treat that
dog food like it's a brunch." I mean, just gotta getcha grub on,
somehow...! Yup, "Got rid of me once, but we ain't gettin' rid of [you]
again!" We keep you here, Percy! Definitely nice! "Poppin' dem
exes," in multiple wayz! I definitely can relate to this title,
especially, you know, not bein' a virgin to a jackpot, in my life!! It's all
about livin' like a celeb...! "Fuckin' knew tha original Percy?"
Really? That's tha kinda power you have, I guess? Yeah, "Pray to tha right
God." Go'head, grub that dog food! Yeah, Percy, you got it; I hear it in
you...! Lol, sounds like you crackin' up; you really in tha mood... Can't wait
ta see whatchu do to my joint...! Continue to "be fly!" If you're not
"fly," you're not smellin' like shit, are tha shit & have shit
attached to ya, ya know what I'm sayin'? "Ridin' like a Ducati...;" I
just keep continuin', here... My Rating: 4.7
02. "Savage" feat. Tweezy
We a "savage," as far as an adjective to describe us! Just like
tha noun, "Savage"/Supa Sav, you know? 1-22-82 Sav; you already know!
You know, you done collaborated with him. He's one of tha 1st people I
connected with, from Baton Rouge:
March 20, 2008! >>> Yeah, "Record this shit." Oh, a
"goin' dumb" anthem? "2005 shit?" It don't, like, have a
Baton Rouge sound to it; it has more of, like, kinda like today's mainstream
shit, but this has more of, like, a spice to it, for this Percy. Like, I can
feel tha extra effort in tha beat. Pretty jammin'... Lol, "Weed smell like
stanky turds;" yeah, "Stanky turds," like we took a shiiiiiiiiit!!
Lol, "Screwed up like duck dicks;" like, Percy, you keepin' it goin'!
"Like my blunt rolled stupid-think;" yeah, keep tha quotes comin'!
It's 'cause we're next to a Jimi Hendrux! "Roman noodles & tuna
fish;" can't deny tha commercials! Lol, "Savage Life like
Webbie; Savage Life like Webbie..." Ewe, "Southside like
Boosie Boo..." So, it's kinda ironic that "Webbie" &
"Boosie" are in tha hook, as far as tha topic. Great job, Percy &
now, we got Tweezy on tha 2nd verse, comin' through fast... Kinda, like, it's
just fast, but that's it. I can't say that it's strikin' me in any way. It's
just, like, regular soundin' southern rhymes, with just a faster rap...
"Paranoid?" I'm in an abandoned graffiti highway, in a ghost town
fulla 10 people as its population, in tha middle of tha dark, 11:20 PM!
"Paranoia?" Naw, not really! Once you have a dead body in your studio
room, life iz different! Different life--"Savage Life like
Webbie... SuperBad like Boosie Boo--Southside like Boosie Boo!" But
yeah, like, not too much fear ova here... This iz life! Percy, here you
go on tha 3rd verse... "In tha water, no snork'ling..." 'cause you
already know how to handle it! Nothin' but purple...: LSU. Yeah, "Tha
movie Juice;" it just seems like we in tha movies. Like, I'm doin'
this production and looka, just in tha middle of nowhere! Silent Hill,
baby! And, "We all belong in a mental home" 'cause we assholes!
That's what gets us $ucce$$! My Rating: 4.6
03. "Carnival"
If you look at all tha graffiti here, at tha Abandoned Graffiti Highway, here in Centralia, PA, you would
notice that this iz like a carnival...! >>> It definitely sounds
really focused, here...; really feelin' tha production...! You definitely sound
focused; I just love how this beat is, like, makin' you focused; goin' loco!
"Carnival like Mardi Gras;" yeah. We're already six months passed,
already... "Why you stuck in bitch mode?," ya heard me...? It's weird
how it has that I'm-jiggin'-a-lil', but at tha same time, it's like, ya know,
that gangsta shit! Great combination...! Yeah, "Auto war;" definitely
a tight-ass hook, Percy! Comin' through with tha 2nd verse with "tha drum
in yo face!" Lol, "Gotta pee, first" 'cause technically, you do!
"Baker like Anita;" yup! Hendrux like Jimi, ya know, it all
connects! "Feed [you] beats so I can eat!" I can't wait till you
"eat" mine, ya heard me?! Eighteen dayz in a row workin'; goin' fa my
19th 2morrow, without a day off! You already know! You love my consistency,
Percy! Yeah, "They wanna ride tha wave;" remember who been writin'
you in jail every single month, from October 2015 - November 2017! Who did it,
two years and one month straight? Twenty-five months! You already know; I did! My
Rating: 5.0
04. "Listen Close"
Special Day: On June 4, 2018, I wound up reviewin' it live in tha West
Mountain Sanitarium near Scranton,
PA. Now, here we are in Centralia! "I
chalked it up as irrelevant;" "chalked it up" like tha chalk out
here. I'm just chillin' at tha crack, right now... Yeah, I reviewed it, it got
a ***PERFECT RATING***, ya know? Definitely props to Percy! So, basically, I'm
just continuin' off from where I left off with my 1st listen... It just, ya
know, great ta have a dark vibe and... "[You] know tha codes!" Like,
you know, imagine knowin' tha codes to things? I know that feelin', all right!
I know that feelin'! It's just one verse, but you just go to show people that
you can come back like it's so easy and be better than tha past! "Like
[you] got a package to deliver. Mission complete..."--you know what tha
"mission" iz! I know what tha "mission" iz, too. That's why
we celebz! '80s babies in our 30's, Percy! You already know...! I heard from
one of them in Louisiana
that you did a live video on yourself, recently, and you shouted me out, sayin'
I held you down in jail very consistently; definitely true! I ain't even know;
my name be out there! It's like, "Countin' bodies iz too
mathematical," like, what else could you expect? Like, when your "life
iz...a movie..., it's Paramount;"
you already know! Come up here to PA, Percy...! Come up here to PA! You already
know what that edible game do, my boy! "Gettin' hashtagged, no hyphen.
And, you'll neva eva..." Those were tha words--'cause it fades out a lil'
extra on mine, so I got ta hear it now. Whataya think, I don't know tha rating,
neither? ***PERFECT***, duh!! My Current Rating: 5.0
½time: Aight, so we at tha ½time... You know, you rescued; see this
"RESCUE" behind me? You rescued some of tha Louisiana interest. That's why, I'm plannin'
tha 4th trip. So, props to you, Percy because tha CD rating so far, at tha
1/2time, iz a whopping 4.8!! That's right! You definitely earned your
way! You're on your way ta five stars if you continue tha consistency! We got
five more ta go, so stay tuned! Track #05 will be brought to you next! Until
then, "RESCUE" those in need that you care about! Care about tha
music bidness; care about whatchu luv!
05. "Pray At Night"
"Pray At Night"? Of course! You know, look at tha blessings we
get! And, look at this: Who woulda thought I'd be layin', you know, past
midnight toward this random ground that we call, "art?" >>>
Sounds like you could just go to sleep or somethin'... Umm... I don't 100% know
too sure if you could pull off tha voice effect thing... But, I do have to say,
just by bein' "amazin'," it just has a good vibe to it. We goin' into
tha 1st verse, right chea... It kinda has that "Listen Close" flow
and it's almost like a good sequel. Fuck tha "poison hearts!" "Gotta
keep blazin'!" Yup, "amazin'!" Gotta have that "good
accuracy, in memory... "Amazin'...!" Great job wit tha catchiness on
tha hook, Percy! And, you know, definitely flows with your "Listen
Close"-type of flow fa tha 1st verse and now, onto dos! Yeah, so,
like, you, "Pray to God, no answers, lately. [You] feel like he
overrated...," you know, like, you just gotta get it in tha moment! You
know, appreciate these moments! Just 'cause a year ain't great, doesn't mean we
can have a great today, like this! "Fulla drugs and feel awesome;"
Percy, you already know! "Faded?" Oh, one more month! We gon be
"faded" to tha max, ya heard me?! That's what makes you superhuman!
You know, from thinkin' it was an iffy beginning, I definitely feel it a lot
more...! My Rating: 4.8
06. "Litty Wavvy" feat. Laykn
As my birthday number's above tha devil's medallion look, over here, like,
fa real... I just think that this gon be pretty "litty" and
"wavvy," you know? Like A.R., "Lit wavy, lit wavy, I'm lit
wavy..." I know err-body's birthdayz: September 17, 1990 (A.R.) and then,
like, you know, August 18, 1984 (Percy Keith). You know, June 21, 1988 (Frank
Calhoune) and, you know, February 5, 1986 (Kevin Gates) had ta go, you know, do
a change and, you know, that's why we have "Dementia" today!
>>> It sounds like it's got, like, a trippy vibe to it, here... It's
kinda like a slow vibe, but how they didn't believe in us and now, look, we
ownin' tha world today, Percy; believe it! Sounds like a good, catchy lil' track
fa tha females... It's kinda got, like, a regular mainstream trapish, you know,
southern sound. Like I say, like, your spice just makes it somethin'...! You
know, it's better than typical shit... "'Bout to go maximus; prime in tha
game...," ya know? Yeah, ya know what? If they stereotype you, shid, they
could stereotype me...! Just because I like things that tha average person
wouldn't even come close ta thinkin' of, or likin', or embracin', or spendin'
money, or time, or energy on? It came from my heart & it still gon come
through in tha 30's, baleedat! Tha 30's!! When they said I couldn't pay tha car
off; you know what, I did that! When they said I couldn't hit a jackpot, I did
that! When they said I couldn't be on tha radio...; TV...? You know what, this
sounds like a great, urban R&B singer on tha feature to be, like, in tha
urban-dance world, or whatever, like we used to have: Inaya Day, or like, you
know, they'd make them R&B dance tracks, ya know? That's what it reminds me
of. And, it's like, in tha replacement for you, here... Seems like a decent
lil' collab... Imagine no Frankie...; what would tha world be like...? I'm here
ta stay fa life, baby! Makin' betta choices; people may think, like, I fully
quit but it's better choices! And, here you go on tha final verse, Percy...
"Like period, end of a sentence;" that's right! We got our grammar
shit on lock! Keep bein' smart! That's what gets you through tha success & to
tha success! Baleedat!! My Rating: 4.3
07. "Waffle House"
Can't wait ta eat and this song definitely gon make you feel like you have
tha munchies, I bet! I'm believin' that with high standards, so I hope you gon
deliver, Percy, which I know you will! >>> I feel like tha beat has,
like, a good, catchy start, right chea... It's got, like, a typical mainstream
sound to it, but I gotta listen to tha 1st verse here... Kinda attemptin' tha
voice effect thingy, too... I feel like I definitely like, or love how you
comin' through wit tha character in you... "Mustard..." "They've
got titties...?" Yeah, I'm definitely feelin' your catchy flow, here...
Like, I keep forgettin' this about a "Waffle House"--oh, titled
"Waffle House"... And, "Waffle" Houses should never
cause controversy with shootings. I feel like "Waffle" Houses
should always have tha freedom, ya heard me? "Clip of
bananas..." "[Indistinct Spanish Imitation]... bananas!!" You
"been there wit Kobe?"
And, Obie? ... "Hoagies?" Heroes, Percy! New York in tha buildin'! No hoagie
zone! Heroes fa life! "Hocus Pocus, focused-focused..."--whoa,
say that five times fast! "Hocus Pocus, focused-focused; Hocus Pocus,
focused-focused; Hocus Pocus, focused-focused; Hocus Pocus, focused-focused;
Hocus Pocus, focused-focused!" I did it! And, I haven't moved a muscle!
Still 1:30 left...! Yeah, I feel like you "are smoke," Percy!
Who wouldn't wanna shmoke ya (get high off ya)? Wanna shmoke witcha, ya heard
me?! High life fo lyfe, ya heard me? Anyway, great job...! You kept it
consistent and yeah, I did know it! "#4SNHS!" My Rating: 4.4
08. "Burn"
There's a giant-lookin' grasshoppin' thingy/insect just flew 'cross my
light & it's flying again and I feel that we're gonna have some luck, here.
This thang luvs my light, so I feel like you gon "burn" 'em, Percy!
"Burn" 'em!! >>> Anotha voice effect attempt, here... Yeah,
nobody should be "surprised," Percy! You own a part of tha
world! Hearin' you on tha 1st verse and it's pretty, pretty nice, ya know...
"Can't let 'em slide;" you already know, ya heard me?! Yeah, I hate
that people that have hatred in they eyes, ya heard me? I'm seein' double of
me...! "Your body iz my dartboard...;" gutta-ass hook, all of a
sudden...! "Shittin' like a laxative...;" kickin' off tha 2nd verse,
as tha hook was pretty pure... "Keep goin' like a rabbit...;"
consistent rhymes...! "Snortin' bath salt [damn]..." Ugh, I'm feelin'
tha light now! Whoo...!! I'm definitely feelin' this gutta hook and just what
you bringin'--what you bringin' to tha table, here! Zoned out wit my alien,
just zoned ta Percy's music, ya heard me? "Moo...;" "no
tape...;" "no tape..." Just seein' double of me, as this gutta
ending ends and it's just a great, like, lil' warped trap vibe, here... You
know, I definitely give ya credit, Percy! My zoned-out vibe definitely
helped...! My Rating: 4.6
09. "Superstition"
I actually heard before because I needed some new Percy music, so I decided
to add this one. I'ono about tha title 'cause we goin' wit
"Superstition", on tha back cover (which I always feel iz more
official) than tha filename, itself ("Superstitious"). Music video be
"Superstition"; this be "Superstitious"; could we have a
two-part title? Like, tha flow of tha beat and just, like, how tha video iz,
just gets you in a great mood ta know that you holdin' shit down. Yup,
sometimes it be in our "sleep." But, you can still, like, kinda jigg
ta this, but also, it's got a lotta street content & tha real shit in it. I
have ta say, as it approaches 1:00 AM, this way better than Kevin Gates'
CD! Like, way better! This review, like, this whole vibe was on a whole
'notha level!! Whole 'notha level! "A feast fa crows...;" ya know,
that's what you iz, Percy because, like, they all wantcha! "Chillin' wit
two bitches you can visit under two conditions;" crazy! And, just carryin'
"tha Bobby Brown, like New Edition!" "Still hip-hop like a leg
iz missin'!" "'Stories, Pt. 3: A Horror Story';" crazy, Percy!
Lol, "Bury me with LSD & weed so I can laugh in Hell;" that's
right, Percy; I'm witcha on dat!! We could be in tha same grave neighborhood
(graveorhood)! '80s babies in our 30's, ya heard me? "Too-too scared ta
crack a nail!" Yeah, definitely feelin', like, a somewhat-jiggin' vibe and
somewhat-gangsta vibe...; storytellin' vibe, but not-boring vibe wit this
track! "Superstition (Superstitious)"... Couldn't doubt ya one bit!
I'm proud of ya! All day, every day! My Current Rating: 4.8
Overall: So yeah, Percy, you definitely brought tha rhymes! You know, you definitely
made some catchy, jammin' shit! You know, keepin' it street...; you know, doin'
you! And, you know, always believin' in yourself, just like how I believe in
me! And, you know, we definitely gon link up, next month! You know, '80s
babies in our 30's; believe dat! You know, just gotta keep lovin' life; keep
creatin' these moments! Keep tha consistency up! You know, this 94 commercials
in a row--94 dayz in a row; think of dat! What kinda consistency iz that? I got
it, Percy!
Rankings:
09. "Litty Wavvy"
feat. Laykn 4.3
08. "Waffle House" 4.4
07. "Burn" 4.6
06. "Savage" feat.
Tweezy 4.6
05. "Won" 4.7
04. "Pray At Night"
4.8
03. "Superstition" 4.8
02. "Carnival" 5.0
01. "Listen Close" 5.0
Average CD Rating Review:
Total Score: 42.2
Total Songs: / 09
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Average CD Rating: 4.7
(automatically a 5-star-rated CD)
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