Review #1,293: BadOff "Pistol Play"

Reviewed on 6.27.2013 (Review #1,293)

‘Bout to do my first CD review at 25; this a random one, so I just gon go through it… Thug Mob Entertainment’s BadOff Pistol Play. This CD’s almost a year old; why you ain’t send it to me then? Start Time: 4:04 PM | End Time: 4:19 PM

Disclaimer: I rate each song from 1.0 – 5.0; each rating iz my own opinion! I only please myself wit my ratings! I don’t care how lyrical you are, as long as it’s jammin’ enough for me to like it! I look for beats, then vocals, and then lyrics. To determine my favorites, I will differ tha 4.0 ratings. If a song gets at least a 4.0 rating from me, I love it already. If at least a 4.6 rating, I pretty much really love it, as it’s considered mindblowin’ when I hear it! Any song can earn up to a maximum of a 5.0 rating. Anything I type before “ >>> ” iz what I’m sayin’ before I listen to tha song; anything after I type “ >>> ” iz what I think of tha song while I’m listening to it. If you use tha word “swag” frequently, have auto-tune in your vocals, or talk about nothin’ but money and hoes 100,000x (which I consider ‘typical’ topics), I’m not buyin’ it! After I was robbed by an artist who claimed they “get money,” hearin’ about how much you “got money” and anything “money” really bothers me. If you have not done business wit me before, I won’t tolerate “money” talk in tha music!!

© 2013 CD Review (Review #1,293) reviewed on 6.27.2013 by FrankieThaLuckyDog.

Link To CD: http://www.datpiff.com/BadOff-Pistol-Play-mixtape.365884.html

01. “AnA (Show You In)”

>>> Sounds good, but it’s tha same beat from Yung Yola & JrBoy “He Da Truth” (samplin’ Lil’ Handy “Cut The Lights On”’s one bar)… My Rating: 4.2

02. “AlphaBet Money”

My Current Rating: 2.9

03. “Girl U Bad Huh” Feat. Hoodlum

>>> Not really for me, as most of y’all prefer spendin’ your so-called “cash” on females than peeps like me, who promote people… My Rating: 2.4

04. “We In This Bitch” Feat. T.Ratchet & Sho-Capone

>>> Really? Why “I’m A Grinder”, no less havin’ your own people replace Beezy Bird on tha “bow, bow” sample? Because of tha Gates dickridin’, I’m just skimmin’ through this, mainly skippin’ it… My Rating: 1.4

05. “Dumber Way” Feat. J-Beaux

>>> Beginning sounds like “Adios” wit tha “I’m comin’ through…” line; not as bad as I thought, but I can’t take this unknown artist shit too serious, now… My Rating: 3.0

06. “See Me Bow”

>>> Not bad with this BR vibe… My Rating: 3.4

07. “All Dem Hoes” Feat. Bishop & Big Larry

My Current Rating: 3.7

08. “Does It Dumb (D.I.D.)”
>>> Nothin’ new fa me; a lil’ boring, but not terrible… My Rating: 2.5

09. “I’m Something Else”
>>> Tha BR ‘typical’ music that’s a lil’ boring for me. I mean, I’m not sick of it, but when it’s an unknown rapper, it sounds a lil’ boring to hear… Feelin’ tha flow, as it reminds me of Natureboy Rowe, but these lyrics ain’t for me at all! ‘90s baby-type shit… My Rating: 2.7

½time: A 2.9-rated CD so far; what I expected…

10. “I’m Dat Nigga”
>>> Sounds listenable; not bad… I like tha hyped-up vibe wit tha beat and how you come through on it… My Rating: 3.6

11. “Mr. Dope Dick (Skit)”
>>> I thought this was a skit, not a Twista “Get It Wet” beat rap? Tha audio quality sucks, and this okay, but I can’t listen to this jacked shit, right now… My Rating: 2.6

12. “Bitch Fo Dat” Feat. DNA

>>> Sounds a lil’ silly wit tha hook… Not too bad, overall; an okay collaboration. My Rating: 3.1

13. “Cut’n Up”

>>> Beat sounds cool to rap on, though simple… Even these lyrics are too simple for me; gotta try harder!! But, this iz average for me, too… My Rating: 2.9

14. “Other Rappers Ain’t”
>>> Curse of tha “Adios” again, fa real! Tha beat, this time… Ehh, how many songs have to be about hatin’ on dudes? Rap about dudes luvin’ what you do, instead of “all these rappers ain’t shit!!” My Rating: 1.3

15. “Talking Tom” Feat. DNA
>>> Not really for me wit all this “money” shit and typical rhymes… My Rating: 1.8

16. “My Nigga Then”
>>> I dunno how every rapper has a posse that cares about them, as well as bein’ ‘cool’ wit people; how iz that possible? When you see me, it’s always by myself!! Can’t relate to nobody!!! My Rating: 2.3

17. “One Big Room”

Taken out of tha DatPiff folder… >>> Only a hook? Just ratin’ it whateva… My Rating: 2.0

18. “Fuck N Fight”
My Current Rating: 3.6

19. “I Run Dis Shit”
>>> Turned off by tha Mouse On Tha Track intro; I know he ain’t produce an original beat for you, so as far as this jacked shit, it’s just rappin’; I’ll put it at that! My Rating: 2.6

Overall: Kinda like how I rated tha previous CD of yours…

Rankings:

19.       “Other Rappers Ain’t” 1.3

18.       “We In This Bitch” Feat. T.Ratchet & Sho-Capone 1.4

17.       “Talking Tom” Feat. DNA 1.8

16.       “One Big Room” 2.0

15.       “My Nigga Then” 2.3

14.       “Girl U Bad Huh” Feat. Hoodlum 2.4

13.       “Does It Dumb (D.I.D.)” 2.5

12.       “Mr. Dope Dick (Skit)” 2.6

11.        “I Run Dis Shit” 2.6

10.       “I’m Something Else” 2.7

09.       “AlphaBet Money” 2.9

08.       “Cut’n Up” 2.9

07.       “Dumber Way” Feat. J-Beaux 3.0

06.       “Bitch Fo Dat” Feat. DNA 3.1

05.       “See Me Bow” 3.4

04.       “Fuck N Fight” 3.6

03.    “I’m Dat Nigga” 3.6

02.    “All Dem Hoes” Feat. Bishop & Big Larry 3.7

01.    “AnA (Show You In)” 4.2

Average CD Rating Review:

Total Score:                      52.0

Total Songs:                      / 19

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Average CD Rating:       2.7