Wednesday, September 8, 2010

Review #645: Bam Beezie "Itiswatitis"

Reviewed on 9.08.2010 (Review #645)


Still feelin’ sick but I gotta keep contributin’ tha reviewz! This next review iz for Bam Beezie “Itiswatitis. His DatPiff name iz bambee_225, so I assume he reps tha 225 somewhere… Start Time: 8:14 PM | End Time: 9:32 PM


Quick Note: I rate each song from 1.0 – 5.0; each rating iz my own opinion!! I only please myself wit my ratings!! I don’t care how lyrical you are! As long as it’s jammin’ enough for me to like it! I look for beats, then vocals and then lyrics. To determine my favorites, I will differ tha 4.0 ratings (if a song gets at least a 4.0 rating from me, I love it already. If at least a 4.6 rating, I pretty much REALLY LOVE it as it’s considered “mindblowin’” when I hear it) so any song can earn up to a maximum of a 5.0 rating. Anything I type before “ >>> ” iz what I’m sayin’ before I listen to tha song. Anything after I type “ >>> ” iz what I think of tha song while I’m listening to it.

© 2010 CD Review (Review #645) reviewed on 9.08.2010 by FrankieThaLuckyDog. Other than tha main artist or affiliated people with tha main artist, this review iz to not be used in anyone else’s words!

Source (Where I Got Tha CD From): http://www.datpiff.com/_Itiswatitis.m136591.html


01. Da One (Intro)
Short lil’ intro; what will you have for me to hear? >>> Sounds like a movie take or somethin’, lol. Ugh, why tha Rock music at tha end? :confused My Rating: N/A


02. Waz Up, Beezie Baby
Only four seconds? >>> Sounded like a tag. My Rating: N/A


03. “I’m Ready”
Guess we’re both “ready” now, lol. >>> Sounds good for tha beat start here. Damn, was gonna stop it at tha hook but I gave you a lil’ bit of a chance wit tha 1st verse soundin’ normal on tha vocals. Still, I don’t have time for this at all!! Tha hook iz an example of why I hate mainstream music and can’t have my heart pump anything but quality Louisiana (mainly Baton Rouge) music!! Really not likin’ these stupid lyrics; pretty bad how Drake’s “Successful” can be in a quote this soon, smh. :td My Rating: 1.3


04. “So Official”
>>> Sounds betta than tha last song but that last song really made my anticipation go out tha door! Tha sample on tha hook sounds Popish… My Rating: 3.0


05. “Heartbeat” Feat. Cali Tha Preacher
Damn, this izn’t Lil’ Cali? >>> I guess I have a really wrong perspective; not into this Pop/R&B shit! I don’t like tha Lil’ Wayne flow on tha 2nd verse; I guess you’re just anotha jack-rapper, lol. This shit’s equivalent to when my Dance music dude reviews Christina Aguilera remixes. My Rating: 1.9


06. “Walk Up On Da Set”
>>> Oh, God, tha “My Dougie” sample; think I heard someone do somethin’ like dis once before so I’m lackin’ attention… No feedback needed. My Rating: 1.7


07. “I Can’t Stand It”
This iz how I feel right now for some reason; why does this title look familiar too? >>> Horrible start; hate ta sit here for three minutes! Ugh, a New York-soundin’ beat too? What a bad ear for beats!! Although boring, at least it’s not stupid wit tha lyrics… How could you say, “ya heard me,” on a New York-soundin’ beat? My Rating: 2.0


08. “I Get Dat Money”
A title I don’t like… >>> WTF @ tha Roscoe Dash sound here in tha flow; don’t think I should say anything else… Music Choice Electronica’s playin’ Mason featuring DMC & Sam Sparro “Corrected”; REAL Hip-Hop, and it’s on a Technoish beat!! I’m listenin’ to dat louder than this song!! My Rating: 1.4


09. “Get 2 Kno U” Feat. Shawty A
>>> Sounds like somethin’ I’d not sit four minutes through… Nothing interesting; sorry. My Rating: 2.2


10. “O Let’s Do It”
>>> You know I don’t take this beat serious although I can handle it more than those other songs on here. Ugh, I gotta hear gangsta shit outta nowhere on tha hook? Why? My Rating: 2.3


11. “Shawty U Da One” Feat. T-Bone
>>> Although it’s a lil’ gay for me, I like how tha hook’s soundin’ here… Tha lyrics are like an F when it comes to a grade here; sorry. My Rating: 1.8


12. “Won’t Be Needin’ Those” Feat. Logan C
What’s up wit all these features? >>> Also, what’s up wit those tags and shit in tha beginning of some of these songs? WTF’s this beat? Why would I take this serious at all?!? WTF @ tha length bein’ 4:50?!? Although a lil’ bit of a catchy hook, I have nothin’ ta say. My Rating: 1.6


13. “Real Nigga” Feat. Lee Banks & Young Shine (Short Bus Boyz)
WTF? It went from str8 wackness to this collab outta nowhere? Don’t think it’d excite me in tha best way though… >>> Much betta and normal although you still scared me wit dat 1st song! :( This iz tha Baton Rouge sound here and what I expect from most CDs. I guess this was worth tha try; nice job from err-body contributin’. My Rating: 4.2


14. “Runnin’”
>>> Okay, this iz soft… Wait, I recognize this? LOL, oh, I believe it’s The Game’s beat from ’05; thought it was older… Not tha kinda song I’d really like but it’s betta than nothin’. My Rating: 2.7


½time: Kinda poor for tha start; too much I didn’t really go for. I’d expect a gain in training or somethin’; maybe you should just wait a lil’ while to rap. Right now, 2.2 CD rating.


15. “So In Love” Feat. Nique & Dumb Ditty
Again wit tha features…; WTF @ tha 6:30 length!!! >>> I hate these unanticipatin’ starts!! Do I REALLY have ta just SIT HERE for more than a 10th of an hour?!? Sounds like an X-rated sex song or somethin’… What’s up wit this really long singin’ ending? Sounds like I don’t know exactly when it’s fading out or it’s just a long-ass fade-out!! My Rating: 1.9


16. Voice Mail
LOL, a random skit afta all dis? >>> Why iz it sooooo low? Okay… My Rating: N/A


17. “Love Train”
Now, it’s much shorter @ :38? >>> What iz this? My Rating: 2.4


18. “Be Wit Me” Feat. Peezy
Again wit tha features… >>> Why I gotta sit here for four minutes wit such a boring, depressing-soundin’ intro? What iz up wit tha random tag throughout this? WTF? Tha R&B singin’ in tha hook just makes me not wanna give feedback… My Rating: 1.4


19. “Left, Then Right” Feat. Young Jaiz & Dumb Ditty
>>> Was either a gay stereotype but for some reason, it caught my attention a lil’… Cool beat and semi-gay hook but it goes for bein’ about fightin’. Still, since when does it mix wit tha wackness on this CD? You’ve been to “tha club;” really? When? LOL, 1:15 sounds a lil’ like “Neva Eva” in tha beat! Tha 2nd verse has a gay start… My Rating: 3.4


20. “Give It To Ya”
>>> Back to tha wackness. Even more wack: Tha length’s almost four minutes; why?!? Not mixtape material at all!! My Rating: 1.7


21. U Kno Dum (Interlude)
>>> Could’ve been a lil’ louder on tha voice but kinda cheesy for an “interlude.” Wait… WTF @ tha Delwin The Krazyman sound; what’s wit tha jackin’?!? My Rating: N/A


22. “U Kno Dum” Feat. Crazy J
Anotha feature, lol? >>> Was gonna take tha beat serious ‘til I heard tha Drummer Boy sound… Damn, even tha Delwin flow on tha real song? I hate afta all this wack shit I’ve been hearin’, then comes tha club shit. Really, you automatically go to tha club and have wack songs? I don’t get it… Tha 1st verse was straight… I dunno about your verse; I guess this iz acceptable but I have ta put tha “cheesy” stamp on it fa just emergin’ outta nowhere. My Rating: 2.8


23. “He’s A Beast”
>>> Tha start (and title)’s remindin’ me of tha 1st song; let’s see if it turns out dat way… SMH, a Wayne sample? However, I’m likin’ this; I like tha slowed-down-type beat goin’ on here. My Rating: 2.6


24. “I Feel Like Fuck’n”
>>> SMH @ havin’ a Waka Flocka quote! Nothin’ special… SMH, 51 seconds of silence? Why I gotta wait?!? My Rating: 2.2


25. Beezie Babyyyyyyy Interlude
>>> Sounds like tha “voice mail” from earlier… My Rating: N/A


26. Beezie Speakin’
I thought #24 was last but it seems like it’s endin’ quicker than eva, lol… >>> Okay. My Rating: N/A


27. “U Can Believe It”
>>> Oh no, back to tha jacked shit… No comment. My Rating: 2.1


28. “Say Good-Bye (Outro)”
Song? >>> Sounds like it wit a pretty good beat to end it… Not sure if I’m in for tha hook’s sample though… Sounds like betta rappin’ goin’ on here; at least you’re tryin’. “Go hard like dog shit;” huh? My Rating: 2.6


Overall: This was a waste of an hour. I have too much goin’ on but don’t pay attention to some of tha shit I’m in for…


Rankings:

22.       “I’m Ready” 1.3
21.       “Be Wit Me” Feat. Peezy 1.4
20.       “I Get Dat Money” 1.4
19.       “Won’t Be Needin’ Those” Feat. Logan C 1.6
18.       “Walk Up On Da Set” 1.7
17.       “Give It To Ya” 1.7
16.       “Shawty U Da One” Feat. T-Bone 1.8
15.       “So In Love” Feat. Nique & Dumb Ditty 1.9
14.       “Heartbeat” Feat. Cali Tha Preacher 1.9
13.       “I Can’t Stand It” 2.0
12.       “U Can Believe It” 2.1
11.        “Get 2 Kno U” Feat. Shawty A 2.2
10.       “I Feel Like Fuck’n” 2.2
09.       “O Let’s Do It” 2.3
08.       “Love Train” 2.4
07.       “He’s A Beast” 2.6
06.       “Say Good-Bye (Outro)” 2.6
05.       “Runnin’” 2.7
04.       “U Kno Dum” Feat. Crazy J 2.8
03.   “So Official” 3.0
02.   “Left, Then Right” Feat. Young Jaiz & Dumb Ditty 3.4
01.   “Real Nigga” Feat. Lee Banks & Young Shine (Short Bus Boyz) 4.2


Average CD Rating Review:

Total Score:              49.2
Total Songs:              / 22
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Average CD Rating:       2.2

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