Thursday, June 30, 2016

Review #1,505: Lil' Sonny "Roaches & Reggies 2 Flights & Fetty"

Reviewed on 6.30.2016 (Review #1,505)

Wow, me doin’ two reviewz in a day? Been a while since that’s happened! Feelin’ tha grind today, since it’s tha last day of tha month! This next review iz an unknown artist from Clinton, LA that friended me on Facebook five years ago! Lil’ Sonny Roaches & Reggies 2 Flights & Fetty! Diggin’ tha title, even though tha “E” in “Roaches” iz missing from tha front cover… Signed with Code 68 Records, here, this was released today, on his birthday! Happy Birthday! Also, what are tha odds of me reviewin’ a CD tha day it comes out, especially workin’ six dayz a week? Anotha special moment! Tha artwork appeared on my timeline yesterday & between tha dreads and rockin’ tha Gildan boxers, I had ta take tha time out ta peep this out! Not to mention, Percy Keith just wrote me anotha letter from jail! Wow, I’m winnin’!! And, tha bitch-made person I can’t stand at my job’s gettin’ even more demoted 2morrow; wow, I’m winnin’ even more!! Without further or do, let’s do dis!!! Start Time: 8:17 PM | End Time: 8:37 PM

Disclaimer: I rate each song from 1.0 – 5.0; each rating iz my own opinion! I only please myself wit my ratings! I don’t care how lyrical you are, as long as it’s jammin’ enough for me to like it! I look for beats, then vocals, and then lyrics. To determine my favorites, I will differ tha 4.0 ratings. If a song gets at least a 4.0 rating from me, I love it already. If at least a 4.6 rating, I pretty much really love it, as it’s considered mindblowin’ when I hear it! Any song can earn up to a maximum of a 5.0 rating. Anything I type before “ >>> ” iz what I’m sayin’ before I listen to tha song; anything after I type “ >>> ” iz what I think of tha song while I’m listening to it. If you use tha word “swag” frequently, have auto-tune in your vocals, or talk about nothin’ but money and hoes (which I consider ‘typical’ topics), I’m not buyin’ it!

© 2016 CD Review (Review #1,505) reviewed on 6.30.2016 by FrankieThaLuckyDog.

01. “#TOYB Intro”
Now, I ain’t neva heard your music before, so anything can happen! >>> Oh boy, “U Guessed It” on tha beat; I guessed it… Or, well, that’s what it sounds like in tha beginning… Hearin’ what you spittin’ and it sounds like you got a good voice. Let’s just hope your beats are original and on-n-poppin’… Kinda sounds like random rhymes, here; nothin’ special… Kinda like tha “blast, cash, hashtag” consecutive rhymin’… We’ll see how this CD progresses… My Rating: 3.1

02. “Krazy”
>>> Ehh… Boosie Badazz “Crazy” beat, it sounds like… Happy Birthday; I skipped it, due to auto-tune! My Rating: 1.0

03. “Give Me That”
>>> Really? “Give Me That” from ’05? I’ll just kick back and just listen, fa no reason… I like how you have an explicit perspective on this like Webbie, but absolutely no interest fa me! You need original production!! My Rating: 1.1

04. “Like Baby”
Oh boy, just seein’ these titles, now, I betcha they’re all jacked beats… >>> I’m skippin’ auto-tune! My Rating: 1.0

05. “Cut It”
>>> B…l…a…h… Just ramblin’… I don’t wanna hear tha rest!! My Rating: 1.0

06. “North”
>>> I don’t recognize this beat; let’s see what happens… Ugh, sounds like somethin’ familiar and sounds like all tha mumblin’ rappers out now, smh. Well, lemme put it this way: If you want “that rep from up North [me],” I suggest you have original production!! My Rating: 1.2

07. “Rolling”
>>> I don’t like when your voice echoes! So fuckin’ random, here, with tha rhymes; can’t listen ta this! I still don’t get how you went “from Roaches & Reggie 2 Flights & Fetty” when you don’t even have original production! My Rating: 1.3

08. “Donald Trump (March Madness)”
>>> I skipped it; it had auto-tune in it! My Rating: 1.0

½time: Awful; forget about my rating for tha 1st track! What’s with all tha jacked beats? I thought those dayz were over?! A lotta your rhymes are so random; it’s almost like there’s no stories or nothin’! Only a 1.3-rated CD, so far!

09. “Shawty”
>>> Do I really need ta hear Plies & T-Pain?! My Rating: 1.0

10. “I Need That”
>>> Only 28 seconds long; nothin’ outta this!! My Rating: 1.0

11. “Every Diss”
>>> Tha beat reminds me of tha undaground MySpace dayz or somethin’… Still, betcha it’s a jacked beat! I have no interest in this; who cares about carin’ about “Boosie or Webbie!” My Rating: 1.2

12. “Counting Money”
>>> Nothin’ but randomness, here… My Rating: 1.1

13. “Thug”
>>> Kevin Gates “‘Posed To Be In Love”; let’s see when I’ll skip this… We don’t need a remake! I’m just skippin’ ‘cause I want to! My Rating: 1.0

14. “Pound Cake”
>>> Boring Drake & Jay-Z song… No more random rhymes fa me!! My Rating: 1.0

15. “I Mean It”
>>> A long beginning; a betta beat, but I can’t get inta this… My Rating: 1.3

16. “Heaven Or Hell”
>>> Here we go with tha “Heaven Or Hell” beat… A lil’ more effort, but it’s whateva… My Rating: 1.0

Overall: Well, after all my winnin’, I lost with this review! Wasn’t inta tha jacked beats, tha auto-tune, tha old-ass jacked beats & tha random rappin’! It’s almost like what’s wrong with rap today, plus jacked beats! With that bein’ said, you’re lucky I don’t have an anxiety attack for work in tha morning, right now ‘cause if that was tha case, I would’ve needed a betta review! But, we got this, and I believe it’s my lowest-rated CD of all-time!!


16.       “I Need That” 1.0
15.       “Shawty” 1.0
14.       “Donald Trump (March Madness)” 1.0
13.       “Like Baby” 1.0
12.       “Krazy” 1.0
11.        “Heaven Or Hell” 1.0
10.       “Pound Cake” 1.0
09.       “Cut It” 1.0
08.       “Thug” 1.0
07.       “Counting Money” 1.1
06.       “Give Me That” 1.1
05.       “Every Diss” 1.2
04.       “North” 1.2
03.   “I Mean It” 1.3
02.   “Rolling” 1.3
01.   “#TOYB Intro” 3.1

Average CD Rating Review:

Total Score:                      19.3
Total Songs:                      / 16
Average CD Rating:       1.2

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