Review #1,314: Lil' Mista "Lou Cain"

Reviewed on 8.29.2013 (Review #1,314)

Continuin’ wit tha Mista Cain reviewz, this next one iz Lil’ Mista Lou Cain, anotha CD that, I guess, flopped, and neva was given to me. That’s why, I’m reviewin’ it a year later. Start Time: 10:03 PM | End Time: 10:25 PM

Disclaimer: I rate each song from 1.0 – 5.0; each rating iz my own opinion! I only please myself wit my ratings! I don’t care how lyrical you are, as long as it’s jammin’ enough for me to like it! I look for beats, then vocals, and then lyrics. To determine my favorites, I will differ tha 4.0 ratings. If a song gets at least a 4.0 rating from me, I love it already. If at least a 4.6 rating, I pretty much really love it, as it’s considered mindblowin’ when I hear it! Any song can earn up to a maximum of a 5.0 rating. Anything I type before “ >>> ” iz what I’m sayin’ before I listen to tha song; anything after I type “ >>> ” iz what I think of tha song while I’m listening to it. If you use tha word “swag” frequently, have auto-tune in your vocals, or talk about nothin’ but money and hoes 100,000x (which I consider ‘typical’ topics), I’m not buyin’ it! After I was robbed by an artist who claimed they “get money,” hearin’ about how much you “got money” and anything “money” really bothers me. If you have not done business wit me before, I won’t tolerate “money” talk in tha music!!

© 2013 CD Review (Review #1,314) reviewed on 8.29.2013 by FrankieThaLuckyDog.

Link To CD: https://myspace.com/territorymistaal/music/album/lou-cain-18768870

01. Intro

>>> Kinda tired of hearin’ kids on skits and shit… My Rating: N/A

02. “Catch That”

>>> What was wit dat “I want a bitch ta say somethin’” shit in tha beginning? Very random… As far as this song, it’s on some regular, Mista-type shit. My Rating: 3.9

03. “Bam”
>>> Nice-soundin’ beat… Rhymes are just braggin’, as usual. My Rating: 4.0

04. “Ride Or Die” Feat. Raina Marie

>>> Nice lil’ singing part from Raina, here, wit this southern beat… Again, you rappin’ tha same shit, so I have nothin’ ta really say about it… My Rating: 3.8

05. “Pop It For Wne” Feat. Deezy Cain & Magnolia Chop
>>> A hoes-shaking song… Why “pop it for” someone who died? Sounds like a weird celebration; I’m weirded-out! My Rating: 3.4

06. “Homicide”
>>> Might’ve heard this before, but why they gotta steal tha beat, here (‘90s)? My Current Rating: 3.7

07. “My Situation”
>>> More music from Mista; what else? Almost sounds like a Big Wayne-soundin’ beat… My Rating: 4.1

08. “Styrofoam” Feat. Savage

>>> Nice vibe, here; great hook from Savage, again! Feelin’ your “blunt” rhymes, too… My Rating: 4.3

09. “She Love Me” Feat. Magnolia Chop

>>> Not for me; thanx, feature! My Rating: 1.7

½time: Each CD’s gettin’ worse and worse fa me, slowly. Nothin’ really ta say about tha music, since all your music mainly sounds tha same, as far as quality. Currently, a 3.6 for tha CD rating.

10. “Set Me Up” Feat. Chad Cain

What’s with all these “Cain” people? >>> Okay hook, but kinda wanna turn it off when Chad Cain said, “I’m tha head youngin;” why everyone wanna be #1/tha top? I can’t wait to hit tha bottom, as we speak!! But, it ain’t too bad, overall, wit how y’all comin’ through wit it. That Chad dude under 18 or somethin’? That would be my guess. Also, he a dad, right? My Rating: 3.7

11. “Stepping Out” Feat. Young Ready

>>> Almost reminds me of tha Raina feature in tha beginning… Wait, this a Young Ready feature? Why it sound soft as fuck?! What? “I hope you make it back safely;” I thought Young Ready music was dangerous?!??? My Rating: 2.3

12. “Bitch Bad”

My Current Rating: 3.8

13. “T.R.U.E.S.”

>>> Definitely not feelin’ tha “don’t know what ta call it” shit; very cliché, Gates style! “Lemme slip this rubber on me;” you guys wear condoms?! Wow, shocking!! But, I’m feelin’ how tha vibe iz, here… My Rating: 3.9

14. “I Try”
>>> I’m feelin’ how you comin’ through on tha verses, but tha hook’s boring. Sick of hearin’ about peoples’ “mom,” especially since I was cut off from B-Real 2x in a row from a “mom” emergency wit his boyz, recently, smfh!! Was always picked on; no need for me to hear about people bringin’ up their moms in their 20s/30s, etc.!! I thought it was cheesy after 12?! My Rating: 2.8

15. “Dope Man” Feat. Yung Pymp

>>> Sounds like you gave a shout out ta Don Dre (called “Doc”) in this? “I started sellin’ dope ‘round 2006.” Just tryna put tha pieces ta tha puzzle. Anyway, it sounds good wit this collaboration. Feelin’ how Yung Pymp’s comin’ through on this, includin’ tha hook! My Rating: 4.4

16. “I’m Stuck”

>>> Boring topic, but it’s an okay song. My Rating: 3.6

17. “How U Love That”
>>> They put Beezy Bird’s “bow” sample in tha background, here… Tha hook sounds catchy; can’t help but “love” this, I guess? Anotha good song… My Rating: 4.0

18. “Still Don’t Want Dat”
>>> Anotha song by you; what else can I expect, here? My Rating: 3.7

Overall: Weaker than tha previous CD!

Rankings:

17.       “She Love Me” Feat. Magnolia Chop 1.7

16.       “Stepping Out” Feat. Young Ready 2.3

15.       “I Try” 2.8

14.       “Pop It For Wne” Feat. Deezy Cain & Magnolia Chop 3.4

13.       “I’m Stuck” 3.6

12.       “Homicide” 3.7

11.        “Still Don’t Want Dat” 3.7

10.       “Set Me Up” Feat. Chad Cain 3.7

09.       “Ride Or Die” Feat. Raina Marie 3.8

08.       “Bitch Bad” 3.8

07.       “T.R.U.E.S.” 3.9

06.       “Catch That” 3.9

05.       “Bam” 4.0

04.       “How U Love That” 4.0

03.    “My Situation” 4.1

02.    “Styrofoam” Feat. Savage 4.3

01.    “Dope Man” Feat. Yung Pymp 4.4

Average CD Rating Review:

Total Score:                      61.1

Total Songs:                      / 17

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Average CD Rating:       3.6