Reviewed on 9.04.2013 (Review #1,321)
It’s
a shock that Percy Keith retweeted
you; you didn’t even tag him in it!!
How you do dat, Spitta? You know, I’m tha biggest loser, now-a-dayz? No one
gives a fuck about me anymore! Tha Louisiana
world and underground’s ready to crumble, once no one can find me, soon! I
can’t wait ‘til people are in pain, tryna figure out what happened to me, where
I’m at, and more! Tha pain iz comin’ real soon!!! #opportunitiesonthaway Start
Time: 5:25 PM | End Time: 6:25 PM
Disclaimer: I rate each song from 1.0
– 5.0; each rating iz my own opinion!
I only please myself wit my ratings! I don’t care how lyrical you are, as long
as it’s jammin’ enough for me to like it! I look for beats, then vocals, and
then lyrics. To determine my favorites, I will differ tha 4.0 ratings. If a
song gets at least a 4.0 rating from me, I love it already. If at least a 4.6
rating, I pretty much really love it,
as it’s considered mindblowin’ when I
hear it! Any song can earn up to a maximum of a 5.0 rating. Anything I type
before “ >>> ” iz what I’m sayin’ before I listen to tha song; anything
after I type “ >>> ” iz what I think of tha song while I’m listening
to it. If you use tha word “swag” frequently, have auto-tune in your vocals, or
talk about nothin’ but money and hoes 100,000x (which I consider ‘typical’
topics), I’m not buyin’ it! After I
was robbed by an artist who claimed they “get money,” hearin’ about how much
you “got money” and anything “money” really bothers me. If you have not done
business wit me before, I won’t tolerate “money” talk in tha music!!
© 2013 CD Review (Review #1,321)
reviewed on 9.04.2013 by FrankieThaLuckyDog.
01.
“Intro”
Must
have rappin’ on it if it’s 3:33! >>> DJ Chill on tha intro, here… Beat
sounds nice ta rap on, here… Hearin’ tha 1st verse, and you startin’
off wit hypin’ up tha hoes, here… Rhymes sound nice, includin’ all tha “Ralph
Lauren” you got on, too. Sucks that you “ignored tha text;” can’t understand why this music biz world luvs ignoring people! I’m tha most-ignored person that supports Louisiana of all time! :( Definitely feelin’ how you comin’ through on tha mic, here! Can neva deny tha way you spit tha shit on any track!! My Rating: 4.5
02.
“Fresh Outta Jail”
Time
ta hear it! >>> Sirens blastin’ through tha beat wit Q-Red producin’!
Hook almost reminds me of a Young Jeezy flow. Nice job wit comin’ through on
this hook! Your question: “You eva lost err-body that was close to you?” Answer
for me iz, “No!” At 25 years-old, I’ve neva lost a friend I’ve known in person.
Tha 1st verse’s pretty nice; I think my whole review for every verse
of yours gon be, “Very consistent,” or, “Very nice,” or, “Nothin’ wack, here!”
Each verse gon be very similar!
Feelin’ how you “smokin’ tha L” and “mixin’” shit on tha 2nd verse,
here! You’re one of tha best dudes in Baton
Rouge! Hope you neva
get rid of your dreads!! Speakin’ of “that building,” I’ve been goin’ to
abandoned buildings with my cousins, recently. Tha shit’s very theraputic fa
me, compared ta all tha fantasy bullshit I’ve been dealin’ with! Gotta luv it,
with graffiti and bein’ high, high! My Rating: 4.6
03.
“Trust Dat” Feat. Bitty & Mr. McDonald
How
‘bout some Duck Sauce? Naw, I’m just playin’! But, I’m wonderin’ what this
McDonald dude sounds like! >>> Gangsta-soundin’ beat fa tha 225, here!
You and your middle fingaz consistently up durin’ tha 1st verse, not
givin’ a “fuck” ‘bout anything! Keep “shittin’ on ‘em,” Spitta! Every toilet in
tha world needs you!! Prolly should
throw some fake rappers in tha toilet before your asshole crushes ‘em! Anyway,
wit tha great-soundin’ 1st verse you spit, tha hook sounds pretty
nice! Almost reminds me of a Louisiana
version of Big Sean or someone in tha current mainstream world… Hearin’ tha 2nd
verse, and they sound like they’re on your level wit how they’re deliverin’ tha
rhymes, here… Of course, you can’t deny this “coach” / “host!” Also, wit tha 2nd
hook, it sounds like a random, Magnolia Chop-like dude outta nowhere, addin’
vocals; interestin’… Not exactly sure where tha McDonald dude iz (that
background-soundin’ Magnolia Chop?), but tha remainder of this iz tha hook and
some extra vocals; nice… My Rating: 4.3
04.
“Probation & Parole”
>>>
“Hardbody (Hardbody)…” Glad, as a “street nigga,” that you don’t “make too many songs fa them hoes.” It’s all about stayin’ on
topic fa tha streetz! Tha hook’s pretty catchy, once again! And, tha 1st
verse sounds nice and consistent wit this in-tha-trap-soundin’ beat! Tha 2nd
verse sounds nice, as you [were] “in tha parish!” It almost sounded like you
said, “Rappin’ for Zeus,” or
somethin’; nice, as I gon give a shout out ta Jigga House Records’ Zeus! My Rating: 4.4
05.
“Official”
>>> More of that “Hardbody (Hardbody)” dude on tha beat… Nice lil’ “hustle” anthem, here! Tha
streetz neva disappointed!! Got you
on tha 1st verse, comin’ through wit some nice shit, as your mind’s continuously deliverin’ dat
street shit! A lotta catchy punchlines wit “brain” and “cells” on tha 2nd
verse, here! Your “pain” iz so
strong, dat you’d give “a hoe a pain
pill” if your pain inflicts so much
damage, lol! A random dude, reppin’ tha BR “NWA,” speakin’ toward tha end… Nice
lil’ ending. My Rating: 4.5
06.
“Bust Ya Head” Feat. Level
Huh?
Level? He doesn’t answer his phone so how
did you get this feature to happen?! Crazy shit!! >>> Beat sounds like
it’s on some good, mainstream-soundin’ southern shit… You speakin’ in tha 3rd
person on tha hook, too, which sounds catchy. Here you are on tha 1st
verse, comin’ through wit how your “bitch” holdin’ you down… I luv how a “pill”
can get you ta do many things! It’s
like, one thing that can grab you by tha balls iz a “pill;” interestin’!
There’s shit that grabs me by tha balls, too! And, here’s an angry Level on tha
2nd verse. It’s like, where he comin’ outta? Again, he spits way too
much ‘above-tha-regular-guy’-type of rhymes, but I always fall for ‘em ‘cause
they sound great on tha mic! Damn,
this seemed like a short song… My Rating:
4.6
07.
“Runnin’” Feat. Racked Up Ready
Why
“Racked Up Ready”? I miss tha dayz of “Young Ready”! This September 18th
gon mark tha ½-decade celebration (wow, five years!) of when I got his letter
in tha mail from jail! Too bad that was, like, one of Ready’s only moments with me! Outta five years?
Pathetic! >>> Okay, this iz
a catchy hook! Kinda sounds like one you can remember wit all tha “I’m runnin’,
I’m runnin’!” Great hook, Spit!! Got
Racked Up Ready on tha 1st verse, here… Okay, feelin’ what he comin’
through wit; I can feel a full Baton
Rouge perspective, here, and not no wannabe-mainstream
shit! Hearin’ you on tha 2nd verse, comin’ through wit a I-ain’t-learn-my-lesson-type of way; I’m
diggin’ it! I just hope that gettin’ in touch wit tha Lucky Dog’s still cool,
though… My Rating: 4.7
08.
“Freestyle”
>>> Nice intro from DJ Chill, talkin’ ‘bout tha “reality” of “I’ma
sleep when I die!” Hearin’ what you got goin’ on in tha 1st minute,
here, and it’s consistent; keep tha rhymes comin’!! Hearin’ what you got durin’
tha 2nd minute, and it’s all about you and your “hard-ass head!” “I
was only 16 when I got tha glock;” all I know iz November 13, 2012’ll prolly be
tha only day I’ve touched a gun. We
were movin’ outta my great-grandma’s house in Florida, and in tha top of tha closet was a
rifle. We just threw it out, as it was my great-grandpa’s. Tha 3rd
minute and 4th minute of this just flows non-stop; you can’t deny these consistent rhymes!! You
must rap while you’re peeing; rap while you’re shitting; rap while you’re
havin’ sex; rap while you’re in tha shower; rap while you’re sleeping; rap
while you’re sleepwalking, too!! My Rating: 4.7
½time: How can you not luv Spitta?! A 4.5-rated CD, currently; keep this
consistent shit up!!!!!
09.
“Section”
>>>
Feelin’ tha “section” you representin’, here! Talk about your “racist”-ass wit
tha “three Ks,” lol! Damn, what else will you think of?! Anotha joint just
freestyled? Wow, you don’t need any
hooks!! Or, just one really long verse iz how you comin’ wit it? Interesting…
Oh wait, tha last 20 seconds iz tha 2nd verse; damn, crammin’
everything in! You just murdered “tha
beat; no need ta investigate!” My
Rating: 4.6
10.
“Slangin’ Iron” Feat. Percy Keith & Clever Kev
*In
a positive, hyped-up attitude* That fuckin’
Percy Keith!!! Ahh!!! He ain’t
gettin’ in touch wit me!! What am I missing? Do I have to fuck a bitch in front
of him? Oh wait, maybe, I have to be “street”? Too bad, some of those things
don’t happen… But, I’m dyin’ ta hear
this collaboration!! >>> Feelin’ tha beat start; sounds like one of
those jointz I’m really anticipated
ta hear, based off tha start and collaboration!! Strictly “slangin’ iron” on
tha hook, here; good shit!! Anotha one of those “Runnin’”-type hooks! Hearin’
you on tha 1st verse, and accordin’ ta you, everything about you iz long: tha “dick,” tha “4-5,” your
history, your reputation; no wonder, you’re well-respected by your
listeners/fans!! Okay, here’s Percy on tha 2nd verse!! Oh, he even
got tha attention of my rappin’ granny, as we’re tryna get his #! It’s like,
how do you get in touch wit Percy Keith to where he’ll answer?! Catchy rhymes, here. Sounds like he talkin’ a lot about
his “dick,” here… Guess anything can slang
on tha track? Definitely felt how Percy Keith came through on tha 2nd
verse; can’t deny him, at times! Though sometimes I feel 50/50 about his
tracks/features, some of his shit’s too addictive to listen to! Got Clever Kev
on tha 3rd verse, here, comin’ through wit consistency like you,
Spitta, too! Bet he talks to Percy Keith frequently, too, right? I know tha whole world of BR’s way ahead
of me, right? My Rating: 4.7
11.
“Michael, Jason & Freddie” Feat. Clever Kev
My
brother & stepdad on tha title, lol! >>> I like how tha beat has
that (I hate ta say it) “Crank Dat (Soulja Boy)” sound to it. Wish I could
describe that sound betta… But, that sound always catches my attention, so tha
beat’s on-n-poppin’, here! You got shit on lock wit tha 1st verse,
too! One of tha longer songs on this CD, so you holdin’ it down extended, here!
Pretty long 1st verse, here; will there be only two verses? I always
say, two verses are catchier and better for songs than three verses! Guess it
just went into Clever Kev ‘round 1:53? Didn’t even realize where tha hook was;
came outta nowhere… But, this 2nd verse sounds nice, too; felt like
this shit blended in… Oh, now, I hear tha title in tha hook; came outta
nowhere, at first, and it’s pretty catchy, on some murder-like shit! Now, it’s
back ta you on tha 3rd verse, here, comin’ through wit sneakin’ your “gun in tha club.” Ehh,
hope no one does that kinda shit wit me around. Then, no one’ll eva see me.
“Today Monday; I’m tryna sleep tha whole Tuesday.” Uh, why “sleep”? Rappers
don’t “sleep!” As Savage says, “No rest, no sleep!!” Nice ending wit tha
“graduation” line: “Just like a graduation, niggaz gettin’ clapped at!” My Rating: 4.4
12.
“Dirk” Feat. Clever Kev
Thought
this said, “Dick,” ‘cause I know how
much y’all street dudes luv havin’ sex! >>> Definitely
likin’ tha beat, on some cold, 007-like
music that I luv ta hear on these
underground, Louisiana tracks!! Here you are on tha 1st verse,
comin’ through wit dat gangsta-ass “program” shit, ova this kick-ass track!!
Comin’ through wit your weapon on tha hook, as a “fire-breathin’ dragon!” Yea,
even down ta hearin’ elements like “fire,” and big creatures like a “dragon” iz
a major plus, too!! You really got this shit on lock!!! Here goes Clever Kev on tha 2nd
verse, comin’ through, encounterin’ “Aladdin,” lol! I like how he said,
“Genie.” LOL, rappin’ granny & I visited tha Zeus building in New Jersey on
Jigga House Records’ Zeus’ birthday, back on August 24, 2013, and I visited it
‘cause it was Zeus’ birthday. I told my granny, “If it was your friend, Genie’s
birthday, and there was a live genie hours away, would you drive to it to get a
picture in front of it for her?” LOL, she said, “No way!” I guess you can see
tha perseverance I have fa some of these rappers, huh? Feels like I have tha
passion, at times, but am really startin’ ta lose it, since no one cares about
me, anymore. :( But, Spitta, you’re on tha 3rd verse, here, and this
shit sounds nice, once again!! My
Rating: 4.7
13.
“NWA”
>>>
“Favorite number 47”? Interestin’, as my “favorite number” iz 4. LOL, minus tha
“7.” Anyway, tha beat sounds nice, here, ta rap on… Strictly droppin’ your “nuts” on these
bitch-asses! Oh, so I see what this “NWA” title stands for: “Niggaz With
Ammunition!” Gangsta shit at its finest!! Keepin’ shit goin’ on tha 2nd verse,
too, “straight floppin’ ya!!” Even a 3rd verse on this track, too! “Carmen
Sandiego;” talk about throwback, even though today’s Wednesday! Yesterday, I
was lookin’ up that old show, Kablam!,
from Nick, and it was ‘cause it reminded me of Crystal Waters “100% Pure Love”,
back when I was little, in tha ‘90s. LOL, talk about females ruling tha nation:
Thunder Girl!! My Rating: 4.5
14.
“Recruiter (Distributor)”
Speakin’
of tha ‘90s and this title—tha part in parenthesis—I was watchin’ speedruns of Star Wars: Shadows Of The Empire, for Nintendo
64, yesterday and tha night before. They were fightin’ with tha Distributor
weapon; very powerful! So, let’s see tha power,
here! >>> Beat sounds nice; feelin’ those rock sounds in tha
background! Strictly comin’ through wit dat “Distributor” on them lames, on tha
hook, here!! Tha 1st verse sounds pretty nice, too; you can’t be stopped!! No wonder why Miley
Cyrus went to get street cred and made “We Can’t Stop”, lol… Tha 2nd
verse sounds catchy, too, and you’re gettin’ your “dick” eaten “up,” too, on tha track, followin’ that “eat dat dick up”
trend? Crazy… A 3rd verse, too… Oh, so your real name’s “Jason”? Was
that why “Jason” was in that “Michael, Jason & Freddie” title? Tha cool
thing iz, you born in ’84, too; damn, what don’t
you have that’s tha shit?! Good 3rd verse, again! My Rating: 4.4
15.
“Hamburger Helper”
Wow…
Thought it said, “Hamburger Helicopter,” on tha title, lol… >>> Beat
sounds good, on a mainstream, southern tip. Hearin’ you on tha 1st
verse, and you comin’ through wit good shit… Talk about “resting in peace”:
Whether you got tha piece next to you
or not, a “rest in peace” atmosphere’s always
around you and who you encounter! Damn! That’s raw! Nice hook, too! Hearin’ you
on tha 2nd verse, and you get yourself into a DMX-like rap sheet, it
sounds like? It’s like, how can you not
luv DMX? You must be tha laidback version of him in Baton Rouge? What I mean by laidback iz not
soft: I mean, he usually growls on tha track; you just spit this shit wit a
regular voice. And, keepin’ this shit goin’, you got tha “Lasagna” fa these
people! Even more “eat dat dick up” shit fa you and your 29-year-old-ass, lol! My Rating: 4.3
16.
“Gun Smoke”
Endin’
it with this… >>> Sounds like a faster vibe… Feelin’ tha shit you spittin’, Spitta, once again! Tha hook
sounds nice, on some “Soulja Slim” sample shit! Can’t believe this Thanksgiving
Eve gon be a decade since he was murdered! Tha 2nd verse’s soundin’
nice, too! Looks like we gon have room fa a 3rd verse? Maybe, an
outro? Let’s see… Yea, sounds like an outro gon come ‘cause tha hook repeats…
Yup, got an outro from DJ Chill, here! Too bad “mixtape;” guess albums are faggy, now? I mean, this actually sounds like a “mixtape,” so at
least it ain’t in a fake format! Still, people are obsessed! My Rating: 4.4
Overall: Exactly an hour-long
review, here! And, you can’t be stopped, Spitta!! You brought tha heat on every track!!! No fillers, here!! Tha
collaborations and beats were off tha chain!! Keep up tha great work!! Not sure how important or how much longer I gon last
after you see this review, but if you do
want some video work done, and wanna be creative
by lettin’ my creative talent do tha
talkin’, then, hit me up! If not, I guess this anotha CD just bein’ a fart in
tha wind, no matter how well I rated it!
Rankings:
16. “Hamburger Helper” 4.3
15. “Trust Dat” Feat. Bitty & Mr.
McDonald 4.3
14. “Gun Smoke” 4.4
13. “Probation & Parole” 4.4
12. “Michael, Jason & Freddie” Feat.
Clever Kev 4.4
11. “Recruiter (Distributor)” 4.4
10. “Intro” 4.5
09. “NWA” 4.5
08. “Official” 4.5
07. “Section” 4.6
06. “Bust Ya Head” Feat. Level 4.6
05. “Fresh Outta Jail” 4.6
04. “Freestyle” 4.7
03. “Slangin’ Iron” Feat. Percy Keith & Clever Kev 4.7
02. “Dirk” Feat. Clever Kev 4.7
01. “Runnin’” Feat. Racked Up Ready 4.7
Average CD Rating Review:
Total
Score: 72.3
Total
Songs: / 16
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Average CD Rating: 4.5
(automatically a 5-star-rated CD)
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