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Time for my 11th remix! Been waitin' for an acapella & so, I gave it my special twist! I like thinkin' in tha faster range for any song that deserves a fast remix. It includes my live "piss," as well as a "cat" & dat good "shmokin'," as B-Keem says. Have you some "Orange Soda!"
Showcasin' one of my upbeat house remixes I made to Kevin Gates' "Walls Talking". This a mashup between Gates & I, where I added my own whisperin' on tha track, to add a lil' trippiness to tha vibe. Beat was produced by myself, as it's just a lil' promotional remix.
Everything was shot at Concrete City, in Nanticoke, PA; enjoy!
Time for my 10th remix! Thought this track needed a
twist for my playlist, so I decided to make my own remix to it! I like
thinkin' in tha faster range for any song that deserves a fast remix;
here goes Roddy Ricch! "Eee-err!"
Time for my 9th remix! Was feelin' this for my playlist, so I decided to make my own remix to it! I like thinkin' in tha faster range for any song that deserves a fast remix; here goes Mustard & Roddy Ricch!
Time for my 8th remix! Was feelin' this for my playlist, so I decided to make my own remix to it! I like thinkin' in tha range of 130 - 140 BPM for any song that deserves a fast remix; here goes Chance, TYO & Baby! "Skrt, skrt!"
Chance The Rapper feat. MadeinTYO & DaBaby "Hot Shower (FTLD'z House Remix)"
Time for my 7th remix! Wanted to add this track to my
playlist, so I decided to make my own remix to it! I like thinkin' in
tha range of 130 - 140 BPM for any song that deserves a fast remix; here
goes Juice WRLD & NBA YoungBoy!
Juice WRLD feat. YoungBoy Never Broke Again "Bandit (FTLD'z House Remix)"
Wanted to add this track to my playlist, so I decided to make my own
remix to it! I wanted to show this one luv; my 6th remix! I like
thinkin' in tha range of 130 - 140 BPM for any song that deserves a fast
remix; here goes Kevin Gates! Also, I added my own whispering vocals to
make it sound like tha "walls" were actually "talking" to Gates!
Kevin Gates vs. Frank Calhoune "Walls Talking (FTLD'z House Remix)"
Felt this track but on tha late side, so I decided to
make my own remix to it! I wanted to show this one luv; my 4th remix! A
nice, fast, 134 BPM remix that I call tha "BitchNA Test Remix"; Lizzo!
Wanted to add this track to my playlist, so I decided to
make my own remix to it! I wanted to show this one luv; my 3rd remix! I
like thinkin' in tha range of 130 - 140 BPM for any song that deserves a
fast remix; here goes Kevin Gates!
Anotha one I caught on to late... Wanted to add it to my
playlist, so I decided to make my own remix to it! I don't
remix-produce that much (this my 2nd original produced remix, btw) and
usually just make my own trippy productions. However, I wanted to show
this one luv! Was thinkin' fast, so I thought fast & in-your-face!!
Caught on to this one late, so in order for me to add it
to my playlist, I decided to make my own remix to it--a house remix,
that iz! I don't remix-produce that much (this my 1st original produced
remix, btw) and usually just make my own trippy productions. However, I
wanted to show this one luv!
A track written & produced by Frank, himself, for Frankie's 2nd job. Tha track was recorded & released on September 4, 2018, originally on Lucky Dogz Entertainment. However, due to tha company takin' advantage of Frankie, tha track was never featured on anything. Tha line, "Ladies oil me up, puttin' lotion on my tats," was written by A1, himself. Just randomly uploaded this without any intro or logo...
Lyrics: [Intro] [Frankie] Somewhere, located off tha highways of [...], Pennsylvania [A1 Wissel] & [...], PA... [A1 Wissel] Lies a discounted treasure store they call, [Both] "[...]...!"
[Verse 1] [Frankie] I wake up to tha sto just to get my cereal. [A1 Wissel] I wake up to tha sto for my medication flow. [Frankie] Their coffeelicious coffee oughta wake up my Monday! [A1 Wissel] Dem cookielicious cookies oughta munch up my game day! [Frankie] I go and get some paypa just to write me a track. [A1 Wissel] Wit all these housewares, I might spend me a stack. [Frankie] Say Wissel, get you a steak & I ain't 'bout a Philly fix. [A1 Wissel] Say Frank, get you some jerks & I ain't talkin' 'bout no idiots. [Frankie] If I'm feelin' tealicious, I might cop me a tea. [A1 Wissel] If I defeat tha wheat, I'll go gluten-free. [Frankie] Yo, gimme protein just to BOSS ME UP! [A1 Wissel] Say, gimme apples just to SAUCE ME UP! [Frankie] Continuing my day wit some meat from tha deli... [A1 Wissel] Dem deals fa da low for da chicken in my belly... [Frankie] Chips, chips, tuna! Get 'em while they hot! [A1 Wissel] This ice cream my 1st stop, before I shop!
[Hook] [Frankie] [...], it's [...]! [A1 Wissel] Find everything you need at [...]! [Frankie] El papel, la TV, los medios! [A1 Wissel] El papel, la TV, los medios! [Frankie] [...], it's [...]! [A1 Wissel] Find everything you need at [...]! [Frankie] El papel, la TV, los medios! [A1 Wissel] El papel, la TV, los medios!
[Verse 2] [A1 Wissel] In a candy-coated car, eatin' candy-filled bars. [Frankie] Produce rangin' far; selection equal, like it's par. [A1 Wissel] An O.G. breed iz defined as, "organic." [Frankie] Tha bagels, we freeze; tha bread, we oven-pan it. [A1 Wissel] Cleaner wit da towels, shinin' bright, like da light... [Frankie] ...Bulbs, that iz! Got more water than your height! [A1 Wissel] I cop me a pet supply 'cause I'm a big dog. [Frankie] Dem vitamins power me up; now, that's law. [A1 Wissel] Ladies oil me up, puttin' lotion on my tats. [Frankie] Crackers wit da soup'll kill a cold & shake me back. [A1 Wissel] Pasta wit da sauce, dressing wit da vinegar. [Frankie] Spices & dem seasons; tha meat'll be my "dinn-eh-gar." [A1 Wissel] Milk, cheese & eggs; we father our hens. [Frankie] My shoes its own Jell-O; different color gems. [A1 Wissel] Screen da sun; I block it while it's hot. [Frankie] This yogurt my 1st stop, before I shop!
[Repeat Hook]
[Outro] [A1 Wissel] A1 Wissel, May 23, get at me; cake mix. [Frankie] Snacks'll keep me up wit da juice; it's gravy, baby!
Brand-new release on my label, Lucky Dogz Entertainment! Baton Rouge's Doe-Doe "Fresh Out Tha Dungeon (Intro)", produced by myself!! Released on December 24, 2017 on Lucky Dogz Entertainment, as tha 1st single from my upcoming 3rd album, Autistic Stoner Rap, Vol. 1: A Trip To B.R... This quick comeback track iz about enjoyin' life like it's every day of your life, combined. It's all about havin' each others' backs, through thick-n-thin! Livin' it up like celebz!! I believed in him so much to continue doin' what he's doin' fa tha undaground of Louisiana! Here's a perfect example: PURE, FRESH & PURE, x1000!!!
Doe-Doe
"Fresh Out Tha Dungeon (Intro)"
Label: Lucky Dogz Entertainment
Producer: Frank Calhoune
This iz my 64 year old rappin' grandma's debut single (an original FINALLY) called "Heart Throbbin' Every Heartbeat". Tha track was written, produced and edited by me. Tha song and video were both completed today, April 13, 2008. Tha CD Single iz goin' on sale for $2.00 on Tuesday, April 15, 2008. It contains tha Single Version, Acapella, Instrumental, and Bonus Shout Outs. Here are tha lyrics. Hope ya'll like tha video/song!
[ Intro ]
Rappin' Granny in tha house!!
[ Verse 1 ]
Grandma Down The Block, creative like artwork in tha car street. /
In tha dictionary, I'm defined as "heart throbbin' every heartbeat." /
I'm defined that 'cause I blow people away... like a windy door. /
Now who do you know that can drop a debut single at Age 64? /
768 months old wit very little gray hair! /
Otha grandmas don't entertain while I play fair! /
Controllin' souls and heartbeats iz what equals my popularity. /
Online, I'm more popular than when dudes need to cop ten-a-key. /
Yeah, don't look at me like I don't know what I'm talkin' 'bout playa. I lived a long life. /
I used to smoke back in tha day, so lemme tell ya somethin': I smoked wit a strong pipe. /
Nearly 2 decades I've been smokeless, so now I gotta do what it takes to stay healthy. /
If I wasn't healthy, I wouldn't be rappin'. I do this for myself, don't you see? /
[ Pre-Chorus ]
NOW TELL ME!!!... Who gon respect a rappin' granny when they hit tha scene? /
TELL ME!!!... Who got tha biggest attitude even tho I'm whiter than ice cream? /
AND TELL ME!!!... What female keep tha block tha hottest on Long Island? /
THA ANSWER IZ!!!... Me! And these are tha thingz that make people scream louder than a band:
[ Hook ]
A grandma rappin'... it's heart throbbin' every heartbeat.
All over tha map and... it's heart throbbin' every heartbeat.
People lovin' me... it's heart throbbin' every heartbeat.
Haterz hatin' on me... it's heart throbbin' every heartbeat.
Healthy at 64... it's heart throbbin' every heartbeat.
Will neva be poor... it's heart throbbin' every heartbeat.
Ain't no question... why I'm heart throbbin' every heartbeat.
'Cause I'm a blessing!!... and it heart throbs every heartbeat.
[ Verse 2 ]
I like to water my plants and go around tha world, ya know? /
Wear some nice comfy pants and feel like a young girl, ya know? /
What I talk, live, and dream has a positive respective, ya dig? /
I really care for other people in a giving introspective, ya dig? /
I work for electronic cables, so you know I shock people like a heart-attack. /
I be rappin' from tha heart. My rhymes get stabbed into peoples' heads like a dart trap. /
Italian descent, I smell like tha bread. /
I don't break easily; I'm not someone's led. /
I rule my city; call me tha Pope. /
Florida, my future destination. It hot there like a dope stash of dope. /
If you need to hit me up, hit me up on my first name minus tha "a". /
That's tha celi for ya'll newbies. Get wit tha program, like your day for tha pay. /
[ Pre-Chorus ]
NOW TELL ME!!!... Who gon respect a rappin' granny when they hit tha scene? /
TELL ME!!!... Who got tha biggest attitude even tho I'm whiter than ice cream? /
AND TELL ME!!!... What female keep tha block tha hottest on Long Island? /
THA ANSWER IZ!!!... Me! And these are tha thingz that make people scream louder than a band:
[ Hook ]
A grandma rappin'... it's heart throbbin' every heartbeat.
All over tha map and... it's heart throbbin' every heartbeat.
People lovin' me... it's heart throbbin' every heartbeat.
Haterz hatin' on me... it's heart throbbin' every heartbeat.
Healthy at 64... it's heart throbbin' every heartbeat.
Will neva be poor... it's heart throbbin' every heartbeat.
Ain't no question... why I'm heart throbbin' every heartbeat.
'Cause I'm a blessing!!... and it heart throbs every heartbeat.
[ Ending ]
Livin' tha positive life... all tha time! /
I listen to Mary J. Blige... when she tells me to be "just fine." /
I have a soul 'bout tha size of a moose, and a heart 'bout tha size of a humongous ton. /
I will do my thing, like that dude Juice, and I'm somethin' cool like that dude Jewison. /
Shouts out to dem boyz Rosco & Tristan too. They keep it real like a non-fiction bear. /
FrankieThaLuckyDog, my grandson, iz tha hardest workin' dude. He makes mo' green than tha size of a pear. /
Once again, I'm Grandma Down The Block, creative like artwork in tha car street. /
In tha dictionary, I'm defined as "heart throbbin' every heartbeat."
[ Credits ]
Written by FrankieThaLuckyDog
Produced by FrankieThaLuckyDog
Music video directed & edited by FrankieThaLuckyDog
Vocals by Grandma Down The Block
Lyrics were written on February 15, 20, 21, 25, and March 1, 2008.
Song created on April 13, 2008 @ 12:41 AM
Video created on April 13, 2008 @ 10:41 PM
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