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Disclaimer: I rate each song from 1.0
– 5.0; each rating iz my own opinion!
I only please myself wit my ratings! I don’t care how lyrical you are, as long
as it’s jammin’ enough for me to like it! I look for beats, then vocals, and
then lyrics. To determine my favorites, I will differ tha 4.0 ratings. If a
song gets at least a 4.0 rating from me, I love it already. If at least a 4.6
rating, I pretty much really love it,
as it’s considered mindblowin’ when I
hear it! Any song can earn up to a maximum of a 5.0 rating. Anything I type
before “ >>> ” iz what I’m sayin’ before I listen to tha song; anything
after I type “ >>> ” iz what I think of tha song while I’m listening
to it. If you use tha word “swag” frequently, have auto-tune in your vocals, or
talk about nothin’ but money and hoes (which I consider ‘typical’ topics), I’m not buyin’ it!
© 2015 CD Review (Review #1,443)
reviewed on 2.19.2015 by FrankieThaLuckyDog.
01.
WestBank Shakie “I’m The New Era”
Of
course, all songs produced by you, as well as mixed (I’ll be listing tha mixes
in tha IDs for tha remixes). >>> I know most of this CD gon have tha
same vibe and feel like it gon drag, but you know I fucks wit this bounce,
party-type shit! Nice “up and up and up and up…” shit! Oh no, here comes tha Tamia
blendin’ in at 1:25, randomly… It sounds nice ta randomly appear, at least, and
not drag on… My Rating: 4.4
02.
Dej Loaf “Easy Love (DJ Tank Mix)”
LOL
@ Dej on here! >>> This has a faster vibe and sounds like tha beat’s
catchier (I guess, original version vs. tha bounce beats). She sounds kinda
corny on this song, but it’s still nice to mix… Really boring, overall, but tha
beats were nice… My Rating: 3.4
03.
Roshigity “Eat That Dick”
>>>
Diggin’ tha, “And infinity,” in tha beginning… “Dick”tastic fa this Shigity
chick? This sounds real catchy wit how tha title repeats; repeatin’ titles tend
to catch my attention! Nice job, though I don’t fuck wit tha Rihanna sample
throughout this… LOL @ how she says, “I’m ‘bout ta eat that dick, eat that
dick,” with “Back That Thang Up”’s beat in tha background; funny! And, “Rabbit,
rabbit, rabbit,” or, “Grabbin’?” “Grab it,” lol? Definitely a nice joint, here!
My Rating: 4.6
04.
Ms. Peaches “Who’s That Punk”
>>> Diggin’ tha Eve “Who’s That Girl?” lil’ remake-kinda hook, here; nice job, Peaches! Sounds like anotha Tamia track in tha background… This one seemed short, but was good to hear. My Rating: 4.1
>>> Diggin’ tha Eve “Who’s That Girl?” lil’ remake-kinda hook, here; nice job, Peaches! Sounds like anotha Tamia track in tha background… This one seemed short, but was good to hear. My Rating: 4.1
05.
Chris Brown “Songs On 12 Play (DJ Tank Mix)”
>>> Don’t really fuck wit his music, but this beat start sounds exciting… Chris boring fa me, so this doesn’t really do it for me; this should’ve been two minutes, not tha previous song. Either way, nice beats from you, as always, Tank! My Rating: 2.8
>>> Don’t really fuck wit his music, but this beat start sounds exciting… Chris boring fa me, so this doesn’t really do it for me; this should’ve been two minutes, not tha previous song. Either way, nice beats from you, as always, Tank! My Rating: 2.8
06.
Flo “I Want My Old Thing”
>>>
I like tha topic of, “I want my old thing back.” I also like tha, “Better get
you some;” sounds like a tongue twirl, lol? Catchy bounce tune with tha random
sample in tha background of tha hook! My
Rating: 4.3
07.
Mary J. Blige “Whole Damn Year (DJ Tank Mix)”
LOL… >>> Long length, so let’s see what happens, here… LOL @ tha hook and her “whole damn year”ness ova this beat! Didn’t seem too bad for almost five minutes, here… My Rating: 3.8
LOL… >>> Long length, so let’s see what happens, here… LOL @ tha hook and her “whole damn year”ness ova this beat! Didn’t seem too bad for almost five minutes, here… My Rating: 3.8
08.
Josephine Donald “Josephine Roc”
>>>
Sounds great with how Mr. “Josephine” delivers this… Tha samples in tha
background get in tha way, at times, but it’s still jammin’. My Rating: 3.7
09.
Keedy Black “Leg On The Wall”
I bet this gon be nuts! >>> It’s good with this chick goin’ nuts wit tha “leg” and “tha wall,” but not really diggin’ tha samples in tha background, especially “All Of Me” and how it was played out. My Rating: 3.5
I bet this gon be nuts! >>> It’s good with this chick goin’ nuts wit tha “leg” and “tha wall,” but not really diggin’ tha samples in tha background, especially “All Of Me” and how it was played out. My Rating: 3.5
10.
Ray J “One Wish (DJ Tank Mix)”
LOL
@ spellin’ his name as “Ray Jay.” >>> Always thought this song wasn’t
for me and was boring. Tha beats sound good on here, though, but screw this
song. My Rating: 2.0
½time: Nice blendin’, producin’
& mixin’, regardless of how I feel about some of tha songs. Currently, a 3.7-rated
CD.
11.
Kelly Pounchin “Gobble On It”
LOL? >>> Sounds excellent, between Ellie Goulding’s “Lights” beat (slowed down) and “wobble on that cock; gobble on that cock,” lol! And, at :57, I’m diggin’ tha bounce beats kickin’ in! Likin’ how they try and remake The Fugees with, “Ooh la la la.” My Rating: 4.0
LOL? >>> Sounds excellent, between Ellie Goulding’s “Lights” beat (slowed down) and “wobble on that cock; gobble on that cock,” lol! And, at :57, I’m diggin’ tha bounce beats kickin’ in! Likin’ how they try and remake The Fugees with, “Ooh la la la.” My Rating: 4.0
12.
Chris Brown feat. Usher “New Flame (DJ Tank Mix)”
>>> Just like before, he’s boring; this just sounds a lil’ betta ‘cause it’s a lil’ cheesier, especially wit dat silly original beat in it… My Rating: 2.9
>>> Just like before, he’s boring; this just sounds a lil’ betta ‘cause it’s a lil’ cheesier, especially wit dat silly original beat in it… My Rating: 2.9
13.
Ms. Peaches “Peaches Fifty-Five”
>>> Just a regular beat and some nice bounce vibes, here… Mary J. Blige sample at 1:08; sounds good ta feature that song of hers… I’m startin’ ta like this a lil’ betta with tha beats in tha background… Keep Rihanna outta this! My Rating: 3.9
>>> Just a regular beat and some nice bounce vibes, here… Mary J. Blige sample at 1:08; sounds good ta feature that song of hers… I’m startin’ ta like this a lil’ betta with tha beats in tha background… Keep Rihanna outta this! My Rating: 3.9
14.
Tese “Good Pussy”
>>>
Should forget about PCD and their “I Hate This Part” beat… Either way, glad
she’s “got that good pussy,” ova tha bounce beats! LOL, tha Mary J. sample came
back! My Rating: 3.5
15.
Tamar Braxton feat. Future “Let Me Know (DJ Tank Mix)”
>>> Gay with Future in tha beginning…; why this almost five-and-a-half minutes long? Too long; just okay… My Rating: 1.8
>>> Gay with Future in tha beginning…; why this almost five-and-a-half minutes long? Too long; just okay… My Rating: 1.8
16.
Ms. Peaches “Tell Dat Boy”
>>> You’re luvin’ tha Mary J. samples, huh, Tank? “No More Drama” ta start this one off and then, tha bounce beat drops… Random screamin’, lol? An okay one, as well… My Rating: 3.1
>>> You’re luvin’ tha Mary J. samples, huh, Tank? “No More Drama” ta start this one off and then, tha bounce beat drops… Random screamin’, lol? An okay one, as well… My Rating: 3.1
17.
Tese “What Cha Go Do”
>>> This chick sounds catchier on tha voice; diggin’ this voice fa these kinda tracks, fa femalez! “I’mma suck him;” yeah! My Rating: 4.2
>>> This chick sounds catchier on tha voice; diggin’ this voice fa these kinda tracks, fa femalez! “I’mma suck him;” yeah! My Rating: 4.2
18.
Trey Songz “Smartphone (DJ Tank Mix)”
Not
a DJ Tank Mix, but a beat? Not anticipatin’ it… >>> Nice that tha
bounce beat’s faster, but yeah, no Trey Songz fa me and his cocky ass… My Rating: 1.5
19.
Roshigity “2014”
>>> Phil Collins “In The Air Tonight” beat ta start this off, in tha background; okay, so far… I like how she plays “football.” LOL @ tha Mary J. sample, once again! My Rating: 3.3
>>> Phil Collins “In The Air Tonight” beat ta start this off, in tha background; okay, so far… I like how she plays “football.” LOL @ tha Mary J. sample, once again! My Rating: 3.3
20.
Cee-Lo Green “Fuck You (DJ Tank Mix)”
What a way ta end this… >>> Slowed-down vocals with faster-soundin’ beats; random mix… My Rating: 2.4
What a way ta end this… >>> Slowed-down vocals with faster-soundin’ beats; random mix… My Rating: 2.4
Overall: Though tha ratings
weren’t really up there, I’m always glad to review these compilations,
includin’ it bein’ on a bounce tip…
Rankings:
20. Trey Songz “Smartphone (DJ Tank Mix)” 1.5
19. Tamar Braxton feat. Future “Let Me Know
(DJ Tank Mix)” 1.8
18. Ray J “One Wish (DJ Tank Mix)” 2.0
17. Cee-Lo Green “Fuck You (DJ Tank Mix)” 2.4
16. Chris Brown “Songs On 12 Play (DJ Tank
Mix)” 2.8
15. Chris Brown feat. Usher “New Flame (DJ
Tank Mix)” 2.9
14. Ms. Peaches “Tell Dat Boy” 3.1
13. Roshigity “2014” 3.3
12. Dej Loaf “Easy Love (DJ Tank Mix)” 3.4
11. Keedy Black “Leg On The Wall” 3.5
10. Tese “Good Pussy” 3.5
09. Josephine Donald “Josephine Roc” 3.7
08. Mary J. Blige “Whole Damn Year (DJ Tank
Mix)” 3.8
07. Ms. Peaches “Peaches Fifty-Five” 3.9
06. Kelly Pounchin “Gobble On It” 4.0
05. Ms. Peaches “Who’s That Punk” 4.1
04. Tese “What Cha Go Do” 4.2
03. Flo “I Want My Old Thing” 4.3
02. WestBank Shakie “I’m The New Era” 4.4
01. Roshigity “Eat That Dick” 4.6
Average CD Rating Review:
Total
Score: 67.2
Total
Songs: / 20
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Average CD Rating: 3.4
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