Reviewed on 8.29.2013 (Review #1,310)
Continuin’
wit my reviewz, I got DJ 5150, DJ
Hektik, DJ S.R. & DJ
Victoriouz Trap City 17 (Hosted by Kevin Gates) up next.
Lookin’ at some of tha artists on here, I think I wanna throw up, in a
mainstream way. I’m not lookin’ forward ta this review, especially since it
sold NO
COPIES in tha streetz (it bein’ 1:26:55 long)! Why too long?? Start Time: 11:04 AM | End Time: 11:34 AM
Disclaimer: I rate each song from 1.0
– 5.0; each rating iz my own opinion!
I only please myself wit my ratings! I don’t care how lyrical you are, as long
as it’s jammin’ enough for me to like it! I look for beats, then vocals, and
then lyrics. To determine my favorites, I will differ tha 4.0 ratings. If a
song gets at least a 4.0 rating from me, I love it already. If at least a 4.6
rating, I pretty much really love it,
as it’s considered mindblowin’ when I
hear it! Any song can earn up to a maximum of a 5.0 rating. Anything I type
before “ >>> ” iz what I’m sayin’ before I listen to tha song; anything
after I type “ >>> ” iz what I think of tha song while I’m listening
to it. If you use tha word “swag” frequently, have auto-tune in your vocals, or
talk about nothin’ but money and hoes 100,000x (which I consider ‘typical’
topics), I’m not buyin’ it! After I
was robbed by an artist who claimed they “get money,” hearin’ about how much
you “got money” and anything “money” really bothers me. If you have not done
business wit me before, I won’t tolerate “money” talk in tha music!!
© 2013 CD Review (Review #1,310)
reviewed on 8.29.2013 by FrankieThaLuckyDog.
01.
Kevin Gates “Intro”
I’m
prolly peepin’ this mixtape out only ‘cause Gates’ hostin’ it…, just to catch
up on my reviewz. Then again, why must I hear dickrided versions of him anyway?
>>> Ding. LOL @ how his “P” in “pussies” popped, lol! My Rating: N/A
02.
Kevin Gates Feat. Flow “Retawded 4 Real”
My Current Rating: 3.0
03.
DJ Scream Feat. 2 Chainz, Future, Waka Flocka, Yo Gotti & Gucci Mane
“Hoodrich Anthem”
Yeah,
right! 1.0, I see it!! I remembered when DJ Scream found me, back when I had a website in ’05, mainly ‘cause I was
bumpin’ his Only The Crunk Survive Vol. 8
with Trillville on my playlist (back when whole CDs counted on my playlists.
Now, it’s individual songs picked by me):
Then again, he could’ve gotten someone like Killa Kyleon on this. Oh, not
lookin’ forward… >>> Beat can be good, but no way am I diggin’ this 2
Chainz shit, followed by masturbating-in-a-dude’s-ear-with-how-I-sound Future.
So far, hearin’ Waka on tha hook (or 3rd part), it sounds tha best
outta tha three. Yo Gotti’s next (what’s with tha weird order? I think I should
fix it. Anyway, he ain’t too bad… Gucci’s 5th; nothin’ special. He’s
so ’04 fa me. Not as bad as I thought, but still, not my style for my playlist.
My Rating: 2.3
04.
Mikewillmadeit Feat. T.I., Juicy J & Trae Tha Truth “Fight”
*Yawn*
Wouldn’t’ve known who Mike WiLL Made It was, if I reviewed this on time, last
year. >>> What’s with tha gay, masturbating-in-a-dude’s-ear dude
goin’, “World Premiere,” in tha background? I think I just wanna skip it based
off this garbage! No thanks! Skimmin’ through tha song, and it’s still goin’
almost three minutes in! My Rating: 1.0
05.
Gunplay Feat. Rick Ross “Real Niggas”
Anything
Ricky, I feel like skippin’… But, I’ll review it just to see where it scores in
my book. >>> Yea, I can’t tolerate this; this kinda title/topic’s why
tha hip-hop game’s so fake and fucked
up!! My Rating: 1.0
06.
Waka Flocka Feat. Sony “24Hrs”
Him
again?? >>> Boring “money” song, again, as well as bein’ in tha studio
fa “24 hours,” puttin’ quantity ova quality; next! My Rating: 1.1
07.
OJ Da Juiceman Feat. Lil’ Dre “Larry Bird”
Looks
catchy, but OJ’s been kinda inactive for a minute… >>> His drug shit’s
kinda boring by now; needs a new sound! Anotha new term; very random fa me…
But, gotta luv your “wrist,” right? My
Rating: 1.8
08.
Ray Vicks Feat. Rambo & Squirm Gee “No Tomorrow”
Looks
familiar, but let’s just go… >>> Not feelin’ tha typical-soundin’
beat, here. Kinda sounds like tha other ones on here, and this ‘pose ta be a Louisiana artist! Not
too much into tha lyrics, either; I seem to like tha voices betta,
surprisingly. My Rating: 2.4
09.
Eldorado Red Feat. Bambino Gold “A Day In Da Crest”
Finally,
layin’ off tha mainstream fucks! >>> Damn, all these songs are
startin’ ta sound tha same!! This one’s just better than tha others, though;
nice 2nd verse wit dat voice… My
Rating: 3.4
10.
Bambino Gold Feat. Alley Boy “Graduated”
>>>
S-to-tha-A-to-tha-M-to-tha-E; rhymes with L-to-tha-A-to-tha-M-to-tha-E!!! Well,
not that lame, but this shit gets boring afta a while… See, like when I was
talkin’ about Only The Crunk Survive Vol.
8, at least tha hyped-up vibe had great-soundin’ beats and different
voices! My Rating: 3.1
11.
Rockie Fresh Feat. Rick Ross “You A Lie”
Nooooooooooooooooo……………………
>>> Tha slow vibe’s okay, but why am I wasting my time with this? Sick
of these songs where men are hatin’ otha men; why can’t people be in this
together?!? My Rating: 1.3
12.
Future Feat. Laudie “Diamonds”
I’m
just skippin’ this, right? >>> Yup, after four seconds! My Rating: 1.0
½time: Really bad compilation,
so far; almost everything sounds tha same, and tha mainstream shit ruins tha
ratings, for me… Currently, 1.9 for tha CD rating.
13.
Big Bank Black Feat. Trouble & Alley Boy “Kickin’ N Pimpin’”
Not
sure what ta say… >>> Memphis
in tha building? Sounds like Yo Gotti, here and there… Nothin’ special, but not
tha worst fa me. My Rating: 2.0
14.
Kevin Gates “Goin’ Supa”
Don’t
think I’ve heard ‘cause of tha DJ B-Real production credits listed. Really?
2012 and tha two of them are pumpin’ somethin’? What’s tha hold-up of them
makin’ a whole CD together? Weird world we live in!! >>> “Pick up Lil’
Mista;” damn, obsession outta nowhere? Not sure how you dudes agree with each
other when it comes ta things! “Now, it’s 25 fa B-Real ta hit tha track up;”
oh, so that line came from this… He said that to me. I luv how he’s obsessed
with you, Gates, secretly! Guess I gotta get inta robbin’ people and sellin’
drugs—which’ll neva be me—if I wanna
buy a beat from him, smh! As short as this song iz, it sounds good fa what it
iz. A lil’ random wit tha content; sounds like Bubba borrowed some of this fa
his “Retarded”, wit how he says: “My kick game retarded; my whip game retarded.”
Beat sounds good, too; almost sounds like someone fartin’, here and there. My Rating: 4.1
15.
Lil’ Reese & Chief Keef “Rap Shit”
Would’ve
neva heard Chief Keef if I reviewed this on time, also. Then again, with Young
Chop on tha beat, umm… >>> A lil’ boring fa tha start wit tha hook…
Yea, boring content; I’m just gonna skip ‘cause
210348713012831203912381203913012309 rappers talk about hatin’ dudes, things
bein’ so easy, and all dat boring blah-blah-yada! My Rating: 1.4
16.
Sy Ari Da Kid “You’ll Think”
Two
apostrophes (or a quote) in tha title? Incorrect! Beat Zombies beat…
>>> Different how he sounds on tha mic—wait, here come tha regular
vocals at :41… This iz boring, but a lil’ betta than usual. Some consistent
punchlines, but I can’t learn about anyone wit these typical, one-dimensional
rhymes! My Rating: 1.9
17.
Bambino Gold Feat. Lil’ Phat “Rarri”
After-dying
music, it looks like, ‘cause it wasn’t in my tribute video… >>> Nothing
special fa tha beginning/hook… Still, Lil’ Phat’s voice sounds real weird fa
these kinda street tracks… Sounds like it’s meant ta be funny than serious…
Hearin’ Bambino on tha 2nd verse… Okay, a lil’ catchy wit how he delivers
tha rhymes. Still, WTF wit tha “money” obsessions? Why does every fuckin’ song have ta have “money”
in it? “Money [iz] shit” fa everyone!!!
My Rating: 2.5
18.
Master P Feat. T.E.C. “Duffle Bag”
Not
lookin’ forward to tha feature/title… >>> Ehh, beats are okay, but
Master P, you’re in your mid-40s, and this what you rappin’ ‘bout? Guess tha
hood’s tha same, no matter where you go, or what you “got!” Boring topic and
gay, repetitive hook about “money!!!” Damn @ T.E.C. on tha 2nd
verse; can’t listen ta these “stacks!!!” My
Rating: 1.0
19.
Big Jay Pyrex Feat. Shell (Young Thugga) & Savage “Solo”
Good
find; would’ve been an exclusive if I would’ve heard this CD first! Did a live
review for Lil’ Trill & Shell; real glad I did it! Was so far, DJ B-Real’s
last time at showin’ my videoz with him in it luv! But really, B-Real, tha live
review was almost 100 minutes long! How you get all dat time ta watch it in
2012? Oh, tha 2012 dayz!! No wonder why this year sucks!! I describe this year as I’ve eaten someone’s diarrhea &
was forced ta enjoy it!!
#changegoncome My Current Rating: 4.5
20.
Calliope Var Feat. Young Roddy “Redemption”
I’ll
just consider most of these jointz songs I’ve neva heard before… >>> Intro
sounds more like what Master P
should’ve been on, here. Guess he gotta take notes from Calliope Var fa tha
2012 & beyond? Rhymes are good from Calliope, here, on tha 1st
verse! Feelin’ how he comin’ through wit it… Got Young Roddy on tha 2nd
verse… A lil’ boring wit tha content and delivery; nothin’ horrible, though,
except tha “money” obsessions. Keepin’ this goin’ wit tha 3rd verse
from Calliope, here, and it sounds good, just like tha 1st verse. My Rating: 3.8
21.
Kevin Gates “Satellite”
It
was dry when I first heard it, but because it made MTV Jams for one day, and Music Choice: Hip-Hop And
R&B twice, I liked it a lil’
more, and it even made it to my playlist. I think tha 2013-released version
sounded better, though they nearly sound tha same? I know this 2012 right here…
My Current Rating: 3.6
22.
Fat Trel “Where We Go”
>>> Already off to a gay start wit, “I got my money,” ta start tha
song off… Hook sounds catchy wit how it’s delivered, but since it’s
money-related, I’ll just end my review fa this song here. My Rating: 1.5
23.
Trouble “Molly World”
Now,
I know who this iz. Also, wouldn’t’ve known what them mollies were, at this time. Only knew Cedric Gervais and his
“Molly”, or Sheen~Marie and her “On Molly” (I think Sheen debuted it for me?).
>>> Yeah, Cedric Gervais “Molly” just came on Music Choice: Dance,
ironically!! Magic!! Then again, wit this song, complete trash!! Sounds like he
poppin’ masturbatin’-in-anotha-dude’s-ear pillz wit this gay voice!! You sure
those aren’t gummy bear vitamins? My
Rating: 1.0
24.
Kevin Gates “BBO”
My Current Rating: 3.7
25.
P Money Bags “Go Off”
Polo
Fresh beat ta end this… >>> Not too bad ta end this garbage CD off…
This sounds like it’s in tha middle of all my combined ratings. My Rating: 2.2
Overall: Total garbage; waste of
30 minutes!!
Rankings:
24. Future Feat. Laudie “Diamonds” 1.0
23. Trouble “Molly World” 1.0
22. Gunplay Feat. Rick Ross “Real Niggas” 1.0
21. Mikewillmadeit Feat. T.I., Juicy J &
Trae Tha Truth “Fight” 1.0
20. Master P Feat. T.E.C. “Duffle Bag” 1.0
19. Waka Flocka Feat. Sony “24Hrs” 1.1
18. Rockie Fresh Feat. Rick Ross “You A Lie”
1.3
17. Lil’ Reese & Chief Keef “Rap Shit”
1.4
16. Fat Trel “Where We Go” 1.5
15. OJ Da Juiceman Feat. Lil’ Dre “Larry
Bird” 1.8
14. Sy Ari Da Kid “You’ll Think” 1.9
13. Big Bank Black Feat. Trouble & Alley
Boy “Kickin’ N Pimpin’” 2.0
12. P Money Bags “Go Off” 2.2
11. DJ Scream Feat. 2 Chainz, Future, Waka
Flocka, Yo Gotti & Gucci Mane “Hoodrich Anthem” 2.3
10. Ray Vicks Feat. Rambo & Squirm Gee
“No Tomorrow” 2.4
09. Bambino Gold Feat. Lil’ Phat “Rarri” 2.5
08. Kevin Gates Feat. Flow “Retawded 4 Real”
3.0
07. Bambino Gold Feat. Alley Boy “Graduated”
3.1
06. Eldorado Red Feat. Bambino Gold “A Day In
Da Crest” 3.4
05. Kevin Gates “Satellite” 3.6
04. Kevin Gates “BBO” 3.7
03. Calliope Var Feat. Young Roddy “Redemption” 3.8
02. Kevin Gates “Goin’ Supa” 4.1
01. Big Jay Pyrex Feat. Shell (Young Thugga)
& Savage “Solo” 4.5
Average CD Rating Review:
Total
Score: 54.6
Total
Songs: / 24
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Average CD Rating: 2.3
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