Reviewed
on 10.15.2009
(Review #319)
Anotha FrankieThaLuckyDog review comin’ at ya. Not really anticipated fa this,
so let’s get into it: My review for RoyDezzy RoyDezzyana Vol. 2. Start
Time: 9:12 PM | End Time: 10:29 PM
Disclaimer: I rate each song from
1.0 – 5.0; each rating iz my own
opinion! I only please myself wit my ratings! I don’t care how lyrical you are,
as long as it’s jammin’ enough for me to like it! I look for beats, then
vocals, and then lyrics. To determine my favorites, I will differ tha 4.0
ratings. If a song gets at least a 4.0 rating from me, I love it already. If at
least a 4.6 rating, I pretty much really
love it, as it’s considered mindblowin’
when I hear it! Any song can earn up to a maximum of a 5.0 rating. Anything I
type before “ >>> ” iz what I’m sayin’ before I listen to tha song;
anything after I type “ >>> ” iz what I think of tha song while I’m
listening to it. If you sound like anything too mainstream for me or have auto-tune
in your vocals, I’m not buyin’ it!
© 2009 CD Review (Review #319)
reviewed on 10.15.2009 by FrankieThaLuckyDog.
01. “I’mma Beast”
Startin’ this mixtape off wit a song called “I’mma Beast;” let’s see how much
you show of it on here. >>> Soundin’ a lil’ betta than usual on this
for a start; nice beat. I don’t know how much I can comment on here, but at
least you’re soundin’ betta on this than most of tha shit you put out; keep it
street! My Rating: 3.6
02. “Still Shinin’” Feat. Lil’ Dee Cee
Good beat. Was gonna be good ‘til tha Auto-Tune came in; nice way ta ruin a
part of it. Tha hook sounded good wit tha beat, minus tha Auto-Tune! You’re on
tha 1st verse, and although I had a lil’ bit of hope in tha beginning, you have
tha Auto-Tune. That’s a bad way ta keep a rating up, so I can’t really handle
it. Nice beat outro though wit tha piano. Sounds like what gon be one of tha
better songs on this CD. My Current Rating: 3.2
03. “Fully Alive”
Now, you’re “fully alive,” lol? >>> *Throw up voice* Auto-Tune. EVEN
WORSE: A 225 vs. 225 beat since T-Bo had tha “Degreez” song (forgot how many
degreez it was). I can’t even hear tha shout outs in tha beginning ‘cause of
tha really deep voice… WTF iz goin’ on wit tha beat in tha 1st verse? Sounds
like it’s reversin’… Tha fuckin’ shout outs RUIN THIS!!! Why are they in tha
1st verse?!? At least your voice iz normal in tha 1st verse, but those SHOUT
OUTS!! I don’t know what goes through your brain when you use tha Auto-Tune;
it’s almost like somethin’ fucked up happened to your brain… REALLY!!! Tha 2nd
verse iz fulla Auto-Tune, unfortunately. Now, there’s no shout outs?!? Would’ve
been PERFECT ta annoy me wit tha Auto-Tune!! Sounds SO HORRIBLE!!! My
Rating: 1.1
04. “5* Nigga” Feat. Baby L’s
Glad you got L’s on this, but I HOPE you don’t ruin it!! >>> Sounded
like a real low intro ‘til about :19. Fuck, tha Auto-Tune! Gay hook, but tha
lyrics at least are better in it. You’re normal on tha 1st verse wit all tha
random rappin’. Here comes dat boy L’s on tha 2nd verse… LOL @ his voice when
it came on tha 1st second of tha 2nd verse, but it sounds gr8 on this shit.
Gotta feel his lyrics on this; it sounds good, and it overshadows you, Dezzy,
lol. My Rating: 3.7
05. “Bang” Feat. C.O.
Don’t know what ta expect… How much effort are you gonna put in a gangsta-type
song? >>> Ugh, from Auto-Tune ta snappin’ in tha beat; SO ’05!! It’s
okay for a start wit tha rappin’, but nothin’ special at all. Should’ve called
this song “Powered Up?” It sounds betta than “Bang” in my opinion. Tha 2nd
verse iz here, and this iz MUCH BETTA!! C.O. doin’ a NICE job wit tha voice,
and tha shit he be rappin’ about! Did he say, “got ya stankin’ like tha roof?”
If so, lol @ dat; I like dat!! Now HE deliverin’ some street shit here! My
Rating: 4.0
06. “I Don’t Wanna Be Your Friend” Feat. Rob-Bo Tell ‘Em
What’s wit tha gay name for tha featured artist? And what’s wit this title too?
>>> Only 1:32 on tha length, but pathetic how it STARTS wit Auto-Tune
singin’!! Can barely hear tha 1st verse, but from what I’m hearin’, it sounds
really gay! That was SO EAR BLEEDIN’ @ 1:16 wit tha MUTHAFUCKIN’ AUTO-TUNE!!! OMG,
IT AUTOMATICALLY made me wanna rate it 1.0!! My Rating: 1.0
07. “Best Rapper Alive (Freestyle)”
Why would you even HAVE that as a title for tha freestyle?!? >>> Good,
it’s only 1:34! Weird start wit tha vocals and beat mix. Oh, neva mind, it’s
fuckin’ Auto-Tune again! Gay verse, and what’s wit tha “I’m a grinder” (not tha
Kevin Gates song) type hook? Weird! My Rating: 1.6
08. “RoyDezzyana (Rock)”
What’s this Rock shit? You’re SUCH a Lil’ Wayne
dickrider!!! >>> At least tha lion was in tha beginning, but I hear
your gay Auto-Tune in tha beginning, so this iz a, “fuck listenin’ to it,”
attitude I have! Such a GAY-ASS hook!! You gonna make luv to a guy soon? I
think I hear screamin’ or some shit in tha background of this? I don’t know why
I’m not shuttin’ it off… I guess I’m just gonna see how worse it gets. Stick
this one wit tha gay community, ya dig! I should’ve just ended it earlier
‘cause tha ending (last like 15 seconds) was soundin’ like a lil’ baby on
Auto-Tune!! My Rating: 1.0
09. “I’mma Monster” Feat. Bishop Boy
You’re strong enough for anotha “I’mma” title? I don’t think so!! >>>
More Auto-Tune for my ass!??? What’s wit that hook?? Just like I said wit tha
last song, “soundin’ like a lil’ baby on Auto-Tune;” this iz tha same, only
worse!!! What makes you have no Auto-Tune in tha verse and just have it in tha
hook? You tryna FORCE yaself ta have betta ratings?? Okay, I got betta things
ta do! I was gonna stop it, but I forgot there was a featured artist. Of
course, tha artist EASILY outshines you on this track; MUCH BETTA lyrics than
you!!! Now he made me increase tha rating a lil’, but this has been 225’d
‘cause I stopped it at 2:25! *Stops @ 2:25!* My Rating: 1.3
10. “Still Fly (Give Me Dat Beat)”
What’s wit tha “give me dat” shit?? >>> Sounds a lil’ gay in tha
beginning. ROFL @ tha beginning to tha 1st verse wit “Neva
gon stop like a dick when it fuckin’!” Tha beat iz definitely betta here, and
there’s no Auto-Tune, so I can handle this one! Okay 1st verse, pretty good
hook, although I can barely hear it. NOOOO!!! Why did it change ta a “This Is
Why I’m Hot” beat at 1:50? HOW FUCKIN’ GAY!!! I was startin’ ta enjoy it!! You
would’ve been in tha 3.0+ rating range!! Aight verse at tha end, but HOW GAY
wit tha “DJ gimme dat beat” in tha hook!! Would’ve gave tha 1st song 3.8, and
this one 1.6, so that’s a combined total of 5.4, which 5.4 divided by 2 = 2.7. My
Combined Rating: 2.7
½time: Well, it’s just soundin’ PRETTY BAD so far!! Just like tha last
CD from you I reviewed (Vol. 1 of this), tha average CD rating iz once again, 2.3!
11. “Assonate Rappers”
LOL @ this title; I can just imagine… Prolly some Auto-Tune ta piss me off + a
clueless topic! >>> OMG, 5:10 on tha length? It betta not bore tha
shit outta me or I’m shuttin’ it off!! Somewhat gay to tha start, but tha beat
iz pretty good; sounds faster. VERY TERRIBLE Auto-Tune’d ad-libs!!! I might’ve
heard this or not, but I don’t even care; it’s whateva here! I don’t even have
a clue what’s goin’ on wit tha song itself, so I’m just lettin’ it play like an
asshole, you know! What’s wit tha attempted anger at 2:15? GAY!! Sounds like a
different person at tha end? WTF @ 4:20 wit tha (around) 7 second Auto-Tune
note?!? My Rating: 1.2
12. “Fallin’ In Love”
More gay songs?? >>> Too bad it’s over 3 minutes again! Off to a gay,
slow start! Even TERRIBLE Auto-Tune on tha hook too; wow, SO not lookin’
forward ta this!! Hella boring lyrics, especially how you’re imitatin’ Drake
wit tha “Best I Ever Had” shit at 1:09! Iz there a girl voice imitation on tha
2nd verse? Shit, this gay shit won’t end!! My Rating: 1.0
13. “Eat It All Day”
>>> *Yawn* “Make Tha Trap Say Aye” beat; you would’ve died if you
didn’t rap ova this beat, RIGHT?? How you reworked tha hook inta different
pussies. That’s good, but you can’t handle it! Nice “wetter than a lake” part
in tha 1st verse. Nothin’ ta say about tha 1st verse. This might be one of tha
top 10 songs on this CD, ROFL!! My Rating: 1.8
14. “If U Want Beef, I Could Bring It Back” Feat. Mane
Just a “Mane” as their name? Let’s see here wit this double joined title…
>>> Terrible gayness as it’s once again, 225 vs. 225, wit this Louisiana exclusive
beat! I heard this beat 2x already; NO NEED for a 3rd time!! Tha Mane person
ain’t bringin’ nothin’ special in his verse; he’s betta than you tough. I feel
like stoppin’ it; my back hurts!! What are you exactly sayin’ in tha 2nd verse?
Can’t even comment on it!! NO NEED ta use this beat!! Tha HORRIBLE Auto-Tune
makes it a DISGRACE from tha 2 otha versions I heard!!! My Rating: 1.1
15. “Jiggin’ Hard” Feat. Steezy
YOU AIN’T MAKIN’ NO JIGGIN’ SONGS!! You AIN’T up ta par!!! >>> You did
this on purpose so you could increase tha ratings; SMH! Easily tha best song on
here; nice job on tha hook wit tha “jiggin’” shit! LOL @ that “Loose As A
Goose” outta nowhere at :53! Tha beat iz EASILY tha best one on this CD too!
Dat Steezy dude AT LEAST gets a MAJOR PLUS for tha hook, ESPECIALLY tha “out my
body” shit too!! …Or iz that him on tha 2nd verse? Either way, it’s soundin’
good on tha 2nd verse! Good job wit this song; STICK TA THIS!!! Even tha beat
outro iz REAL NICE!! My Rating: 4.4
16. “I’m A Grinder” Feat. Nautty
Back to this “I’m a grinder” shit; what you gon bring on this one? >>>
HORSE SHIT in tha beginning!! You’re back wit tha Auto-Tune shit; didn’t you
learn from tha last song?!? A lil’ betta 1st verse for you, but why dat gay-ass
hook?!? Let’s see this Nautty dude on tha 2nd verse… All these dudes on your CD
sound MUCH BETTA than you when they rap!! A short 3rd verse from you that
wasn’t that bad. Wow, tha hook iz just so gay, yet it’s catchin’ on ta me; I
like when you say tha “grinder” part! My Rating: 2.5
17. “Ricky Bobby (Freestyle)”
I’m goin’ ta skip this; let’s see how long it’ll take! >>> Don’t even
“bow” in this GAY-ASS song!! Not that bad for a start; there’s no gay
Auto-Tune, so I’ll just see what it do. Ugh @ tha start to tha 1st verse wit “I
dougie;” PUKE!! UGH AGAIN @ “when I hit tha bird walk!” I wanna try ta give you
chances wit likin’ your music; that’s why I always am here ta review it.
However, most of tha songs are just gay wit Auto-Tune; I wish you would sound
betta!! I wound up not skippin’, surprisingly. My Rating: 1.4
18. “The Perfect Sex”
>>> I knew you was gonna do tha “Birthday Sex” beat. However, I feel
tha need ta skip this one QUICKER than tha last song ‘cause of tha Auto-Tune!!
… Yea, I’ll just skip it! *Stops @ :34!* My Rating: 1.0
19. “Tip Toe”
It looks like a gay title, especially since you have it in lower-case letters!
>>> Sounds like a catchy beat, and even your hook iz pretty catchy wit
tha “tip toe” sound effects. Oh no, Auto-Tune surfacin’ tha hook!! What else iz
new?!? Boring/terrible verses; can’t even comment on ‘em!! Bad 3rd verse also! My
Rating: 1.3
20. “Y’all Ain’t Fuckin’ Wit Me” Feat. C.O.
Tha C.O. dude iz back; let’s see how much your title gon apply ta this…
>>> Sounded like a long, fade in 20 second intro. I hear tha gay-ass
Auto-Tune hook, and it’s just bad (as always)! Not likin’ tha Lil’ Wayne flow here; enough
dickridin’!! Finally, some REAL shit wit C.O. on tha 2nd verse!! At least he
said, “my heart beatin’,” so that’s already a HUGE plus!! I felt tha otha time
he was on here betta, but at least he up’d tha rating this time for you! My
Rating: 1.7
21. “Outro (RoyDezzyana)” Feat. Nautty
You’re tryna impress me as much as you can before tha CD ends. Nautty’s
featured on this, so let’s see what happens… >>> Sounds like it gon be
a pretty good beat; you gon ruin it wit your Auto-Tune? Not yet, as you’re tryin’
ta rap (FINALLY) in tha 1st verse! Almost was ‘bout ta say, “Where’s Nautty?”
He came within tha last 30 seconds before this outro ended! Soundin’ gr8 wit
those street lyrics; nice job, and nice ending! My Rating: 2.0
Overall: Thank God it’s ova! By 2/10ths of a point on tha average CD
rating, this CD was betta. It still was flooded in Auto-Tune, but at least you
had featured people ta back you up!
Rankings (according to my ratings):
21. “The Perfect Sex” 1.0
20. “I Don’t Wanna Be Your Friend” Feat. Rob-Bo Tell ‘Em 1.0
19. “Fallin’ In Love” 1.0
18. “RoyDezzyana (Rock)” 1.0
17. “If U Want Beef, I Could Bring It Back” Feat. Mane 1.1
16. “Fully Alive” 1.1
15. “Assonate Rappers” 1.2
14. “I’mma Monster” Feat. Bishop Boy 1.3
13. “Tip Toe” 1.3
12. “Ricky Bobby (Freestyle)” 1.4
11. “Best Rapper Alive (Freestyle)” 1.6
10. “Y’all Ain’t Fuckin’ Wit Me” Feat. C.O. 1.7
09. “Eat It All Day” 1.8
08. “Outro (RoyDezzyana)” Feat. Nautty 2.0
07. “I’m A Grinder” Feat. Nautty 2.5
06. “Still Fly (Give Me Dat Beat)” 2.7
05. “Still Shinin’” Feat. Lil’ Dee Cee 3.2
04. “I’mma Beast” 3.6
03. “5* Nigga” Feat. Baby L’s 3.7
02. “Bang” Feat. C.O. 4.0
01. “Jiggin’ Hard” Feat. Steezy 4.4
Average CD Rating Review:
Total Score: 42.6
Total Songs: / 21
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Average CD Rating: 2.0
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