Reviewed on 6.28.2013 (Review #1,295)
Time
ta get into anotha review: Star Dat Entertainment’s Joe Wit Da Dreadz Star Dat Vol. 3;
looks like a bounce compilation, so I’m lookin’ forward ta this! However, this
CD adds up to 1:23:59; guess it neva sold any copies in tha streetz, since it’s
3:59 over tha maximum CD length? Start
Time: 4:53 PM | End Time: 6:22 PM
Disclaimer: I rate each song from 1.0
– 5.0; each rating iz my own opinion!
I only please myself wit my ratings! I don’t care how lyrical you are, as long
as it’s jammin’ enough for me to like it! I look for beats, then vocals, and
then lyrics. To determine my favorites, I will differ tha 4.0 ratings. If a
song gets at least a 4.0 rating from me, I love it already. If at least a 4.6
rating, I pretty much really love it,
as it’s considered mindblowin’ when I
hear it! Any song can earn up to a maximum of a 5.0 rating. Anything I type
before “ >>> ” iz what I’m sayin’ before I listen to tha song; anything
after I type “ >>> ” iz what I think of tha song while I’m listening
to it. If you use tha word “swag” frequently, have auto-tune in your vocals, or
talk about nothin’ but money and hoes 100,000x (which I consider ‘typical’
topics), I’m not buyin’ it! After I
was robbed by an artist who claimed they “get money,” hearin’ about how much
you “got money” and anything “money” really bothers me. If you have not done
business wit me before, I won’t tolerate “money” talk in tha music!!
© 2013 CD Review (Review #1,295)
reviewed on 6.28.2013 by FrankieThaLuckyDog.
01.
“Star Dat Vol. 3 (Intro)”
Let’s see how we gon kick it off!! >>> Nice intro, wit a The Fugees
“Ready Or Not”-type beat mix, here… Female goin’ nuts on this bounce beat
(Keedy Black?)! Sounds just as great as rundatbeatradio.com!! Now, tha beat in
tha background switched up to some female R&B, Melanie Fiona-type; diggin’
it! Not exactly sure of tha female; if I don’t know tha artist, I just gon
leave tha artist blank, until further notice. Of course, I must rate this intro!! My
Rating: 4.4
02.
Ciara “Body Party (Joe Wit Da Dreadz Mix)”
Let’s
see what we got here… >>> Hearin’ tha intro, and I have a feelin’ this
iz Ciara… Yup, I was right: “Body Party”,
tha real title iz. Nice vibe between tha bounce kicks vs. tha “My Boo” beat.
Great blend, overall, can’t complain… Not only am I rating tha mixes, but I’m
also scoring these ratings off of how much I like tha actual song, too. As for
this song, originally, it’s just okay for me… My Rating: 3.7
03. Walkalot Girls “8wd Rock St. Rock”
I’m
basing these IDs off of tha DatPiff tracklisting, so I’m not sure if I’m
spelling names wrong… >>> Luv it!! Run Dat Beat-type ish!! Wow,
haven’t heard tha word “duffy” in a minute, sadly; glad it’s on here! My Rating: 4.5
04.
Fantasia “Lose To Win (Joe Wit Da Dreadz Mix)”
>>> Haven’t been followin’ tha mainstream circuit in four years, so
I’m not sure what song this iz… Luckily, there’s YouTube! *Checks* Fantasia, I
see; sounds great wit this bounce
vibe!! My Rating: 4.2
05.
Calliope Ceedy “Goonie Gang”
A
newbie, I believe, for me! >>> Feelin’ tha 504 sound in tha voice in
tha beginning! LOL @ this “Goonie Gang;” gotta luv it!! Almost sounds like
Frankie J “Don’t Wanna Try” in tha background/tha song he sampled… Now, it
almost sounds like Ciara appeared in tha song… My Rating: 4.7
06.
“Bad (Joe Wit Da Dreadz Mix)”
Don’t tell me this MJ… >>> Good, it ain’t; not sure who it iz, but it
sounds like Nina Sky… I know it ain’t them, but this female rappin’ sounds
great, too! LOL @ all tha repeatin’ of “dick like a bike,” ROFL… Nice lil’
endin’ from Magnolia Shorty, shoutin’ out “JoeWitDaDreadz!!” My Rating: 3.8
07.
Monsta Witda Fade “Bop”
‘Bout
ta get inta this one, but my ass iz callin’ me; have ta take a shit real quick!
*Takes a shit at 5:12 PM…* *Returns at 5:16 PM…* Wow, that was quick… Anyway,
onta this Monsta who has a fade! >>> Takin’ “it back ta Texas;” are we
reppin’ “Texas”?
Let’s see, here… Of course, tha bounce vibe iz there, so everyone blends in
like they from tha 504 like it’s nothin’! Anyway, this short but sweet; nice
and consistent!! My Rating: 4.3
08.
Future Feat. Kelly Rowland & Keedy Black “Neva
End (Joe Wit Da Dreadz Mix)”
I
know this song… Pure garbage, but let’s see if this bounce vibe wit Keedy Black
can save it! >>> Sounds better… Almost sounds like me listenin’ to tha
mixshows I would listen to, back in 2001 & 2002! Great bounce vibe, but
those Future parts are gross, still… Too bad my rating gon be low ‘cause of his
dumb-ass… My Rating: 2.6
09.
Frankyboy Murdafeen “Booty Box”
Lookin’
forward ta hearin’ this one!! Comeback song, despite havin’ some great songs
last year? Lookin’ forward!! >>> Luv it already; sounds like all tha
other songs on here, blendin’ nicely! Luv all those “box” parts! Nice ward
reppin’, non-stop! Can’t wait ta add this one to my playlist, too! I know I got
this CD shortly before your birthday, but now that it’s shortly after your birthday, I wanna say, “Happy
late birthday,” Murdafeen!! Keep makin’ music!! Also, nice “Ready Or Not” blend
sounds, once again! My Rating: 4.8
10.
Rihanna Feat. Future “Loveeeeeee Song (Joe Wit Da Dreadz Mix)”
Rihanna
and dumb-ass Future’s song? >>> Yup, hearin’ tha garbage voice in tha
beginning from Future… And, it’s actually spelled “Loveeeeeee Song”, wit seven
“E”s, lol. Good Rihanna parts ova this JWDD mix, but Future makes me wanna
throw up! BTW, why does this song get four-and-a-half minutes? SMH! My Rating: 2.3
11.
Lady Red “Say Hello”
New
joint by her! >>> Sounds nice wit all her “smokin’” lines! Nice “Ready
Or Not” beats, as well as “Good Times” in tha background, speakin’ of 2002! I
must be psychic when doin’ these reviewz ‘cause whateva I flashback to,
somethin’ of that era appears in tha review, lol! I took a shit in tha middle
of tha Big Wayne Antisocial review, a
few weeks ago, and he had a line, sayin’, “Shittin’ on,” haterz or somethin’,
lol! My Rating: 4.3
12.
Justin Timberlake “Suit & Tie (Joe Wit Da Dreadz Mix)”
LOL…
>>> Good bounce mix, lol; have to admit, I like hearin’ tha clear
vocals… My Rating: 4.0
½time: I’m feelin’ this bounce
CD!! I don’t even mind how tha Future songs blend wit this ‘cause this shit
ain’t wack at all!! A 4.0-rated
CD, currently; keep this shit up!
13.
DSJ (Darkskinn Jamaine) “Good Goobly Goo”
Let’s
hear it! >>> Nice bounce song about tha “booty,” lol! Sounds like this
song lasts forever, but it’s cool… My
Rating: 3.9
14.
StardatJ3 “Busint It Loose”
This
one iz on tha DatPiff player, but not in tha folder when I downloaded it… Lemme
rip it so I have it… >>> Likin’ tha “busint it loose” repeatin’!! Even
got a female R&B singer toward tha mid-end… My Rating: 4.3
15.
StardatJ3 “1st 48 Killer”
Two-play?
>>> Not bad wit tha reggae sound, but a major turn-off wit a
T-Pain/a-tune sound! First wack song on this CD—wacker than tha Future shit! I
would’ve skipped it immediately, but because this iz a bounce CD/not bad, so
far, I’m puttin’ up wit this BS… I mean, it’s kinda catchy wit that “beauty”
line, but I can’t take this serious… My
Rating: 1.9
16.
Yung Naka Feat. Crowd Mova Crystal “Rocky Balboa”
Not
sure how many peeps are on this song, but I considered it three; let’s see if
I’m right… >>> I was wrong; Crowd Mova Crystal iz one person… Nice
song fa tha hoes, here… Not much ta say; good, repetitive song fa tha hoes… My Rating: 3.6
17.
Xscape “Do You Want To (Joe Wit Da Dreadz Mix)”
Lookin’
on YouTube, and iz this Xscape? Let’s hear it… >>> Tha vibe sounds
like it’s them; sounds very different ta be bounced out, lol! Kinda on tha long
side, here (5:45)… My Rating: 3.0
18. Walkalot Girls “Bounty Hunt”
Again?
>>> I hear some Jill Scott “He Loves Me (Lyzel In E Flat)” vocals in
tha background; nice mix, includin’ this bounce vibe, once again!! LOL, imagine
if it repeated “cunt” instead of “hunt,” lol? Crazy! My Rating: 3.8
19.
Tamia “So Into You (Joe Wit Da Dreadz Mix)”
Let’s
see, here… >>> Well, it’s Tamia, with a “You” at tha end of tha title!
Nice blend; as always wit tha slow jamz, it sounds nice and very random! Endin’
wit an acapella, lol… My Rating: 3.9
20.
Walkalot Feat. StardatJ3 & Yung Tay “Bend It Over”
I
think Joe Wit Da Dreadz iz tha main artist; I’m not sure, but let’s see…
>>> Disgusting start! Well, it’s a female rapper, here, rappin’ on tha
1st verse; feelin’ tha rhymes, anticipatin’ sex, lol! Tha 2nd
verse ain’t too bad, here… I know it says, “Featuring Walkalot, etc.,” but I
just gon consider it Walkalot’s song… My
Rating: 1.0
21.
Changing Faces “Stroke You Up (Joe Wit Da Dreadz Mix)”
Looks
like Changing Faces; was just thinkin’ ‘bout them not too long ago, with their
“That Other Woman” song from 2000… Let’s hear what this mix gon sound like…
Just like tha Tamia one, it has that slow vibe, though I dunno if I can handle
tha 5:07 length… Either way, I thought this was good, but long… My Rating: 4.0
22.
Iccy Baby “Should Have Known”
>>>
Sounds good for a female rapper… Almost sounds like Keyshia Cole on tha hook;
nice combination wit tha bounce vibe, here… My Rating: 3.8
23.
Damian Marley “Love Like (Joe Wit Da Dreadz Reggae Mix)”
>>>
Sounds like Damian “Jr. Gong” Marley; good sound, here! My Rating: 4.3
24.
3rd Wd Poo “Ride That Dick”
>>>
LOL @ Beyoncé and her “Countdown” in tha sample, here, as far as ridin’ “that dick,” lol… And also, 2002’s
comin’ back in this one, wit Donell Jones “You Know That I Love You” randomly
appearin’… My Rating: 4.1
25.
Iccy Baby Feat. Big Juicy “Bounce All Around”
Hate
ta hear this CD gon end… >>> Back wit tha Jill Scott vocals in tha
background, lol… This sounds good fa rappin’ ova a bounce beat, once again. My Rating: 4.2
Overall: Thought this was a great
CD; finally, I reviewed a current bounce CD!! Great selection of current
artists, as well as remixes of flashback jointz! Keep up tha great work, Mr.
Dreadz!!
Rankings:
25. Walkalot Feat. StardatJ3 & Yung Tay “Bend It Over” 1.0
24. StardatJ3 “1st 48 Killer” 1.9
23. Rihanna Feat. Future “Loveeeeeee Song
(Joe Wit Da Dreadz Mix)” 2.3
22. Future Feat. Kelly Rowland & Keedy
Black “Neva End (Joe Wit Da Dreadz Mix)” 2.6
21. Xscape “Do You Want To (Joe Wit Da Dreadz
Mix)” 3.0
20. Yung Naka Feat. Crowd Mova Crystal “Rocky
Balboa” 3.6
19. Ciara “Body Party (Joe Wit Da Dreadz
Mix)” 3.7
18. “Bad (Joe Wit Da Dreadz Mix)” 3.8
17. Iccy Baby “Should Have Known” 3.8
16. Walkalot Girls “Bounty Hunt” 3.8
15. Tamia “So Into You (Joe Wit Da Dreadz
Mix)” 3.9
14. DSJ (Darkskinn Jamaine) “Good Goobly Goo”
3.9
13. Changing Faces “Stroke You Up (Joe Wit Da
Dreadz Mix)” 4.0
12. Justin Timberlake “Suit & Tie (Joe
Wit Da Dreadz Mix)” 4.0
11. 3rd Wd Poo “Ride That Dick”
4.1
10. Iccy Baby Feat. Big Juicy “Bounce All
Around” 4.2
09. Fantasia “Lose To Win (Joe Wit Da Dreadz
Mix)” 4.2
08. StardatJ3 “Busint It Loose” 4.3
07. Monsta Witda Fade “Bop” 4.3
06. Damian Marley “Love Like (Joe Wit Da
Dreadz Reggae Mix)” 4.3
05. Lady Red “Say Hello” 4.3
04. “Star Dat Vol. 3 (Intro)” 4.4
03. Walkalot Girls “8wd Rock St. Rock” 4.5
02. Calliope Ceedy “Goonie Gang” 4.7
01. Frankyboy Murdafeen “Booty Box” 4.8
Average CD Rating Review:
Total
Score: 93.4
Total
Songs: / 25
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Average CD Rating: 3.7
But, I hope it ain’t too long of a wait… Vocals are on tha great, Bounce-soundin’ tip, once again! ROFL @ tha “just like a fag out tha closet, I can’t hide it!” 
Lady Red’s comin’ through wit her bad-ass attitude, smokin’ her way through tha track, lol! LOL, tha 3rd verse between tha gutta-soundin’ Ranga and Lady Red’s a good combo; talk it out, rap it out, walk it out, do ya thang, lol! My Rating: 
>>> Already startin’ wit “I’m A Grinder” in tha beginning so I know I won’t look forward ta dis… Damn, you’re on tha intro, Earl? Damn, bad song, overall; what tha hell iz this shit? .jpeg)