Reviewed on 6.01.2014 (Review #1,407)
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My
next review gon be Big Jay Presents Pyrex Radio Vol. 7: Sex, Drugs & Money.
After five years in tha making, it’s finally here! Yeah, it’s been 1,207
reviewz since I reviewed Vol. 6, back
on May 15, 2009! Time flies! However, time didn’t fly without some shit I went
through. Since tha last Pyrex Radio,
I’ve been robbed by two Louisiana
artists, a combined total of $955! None of these artists are really active,
anymore, and kids got in their way. It feels like I got raped, or
shot/survived. It has also made me more greedy in tha music business, as my Louisiana passion’s
pretty much dead. Everything changed when DJ B-Real blocked me from both
Facebook & Instagram, on February 5, 2014, after I asked for an updated
number; I even tried to give him faith to continue, actively. I had wound up
asking some of his patnaz to rely tha message that he’s wrong fa blocking me,
and err-body I asked was a pussy about it: “That’s between you two,” and shit,
as well as not givin’ me his new number. Damn, I ain’t know so many ain’t have
my back, after I put so many on my playlist, radio show, on TV, and more! So, basically, my taste has died. I had to get a
job because of this, so basically, I’m rarely available, today. But, I’ll
review this new Pyrex Radio like it’s
tha good ol’ times, as best as I can. Hopefully, no shady artist pops up,
though I have a feelin’ this CD gon be fulla people that have pissed me off, in
some type of way. I haven’t looked at tha tracklist, as usual. But, to sooth
myself, I’m gonna have one of my hard-working co-workers on my screen, while I
review this! Ahh, yes!! Yes, yes, yes!! Let’s get inta this!! Start Time: 10:12 AM | End Time: 1:03 PM
Disclaimer: I rate each song from 1.0
– 5.0; each rating iz my own opinion!
I only please myself wit my ratings! I don’t care how lyrical you are, as long
as it’s jammin’ enough for me to like it! I look for beats, then vocals, and
then lyrics. To determine my favorites, I will differ tha 4.0 ratings. If a
song gets at least a 4.0 rating from me, I love it already. If at least a 4.6
rating, I pretty much really love it,
as it’s considered mindblowin’ when I
hear it! Any song can earn up to a maximum of a 5.0 rating. Anything I type
before “ >>> ” iz what I’m sayin’ before I listen to tha song; anything
after I type “ >>> ” iz what I think of tha song while I’m listening
to it. If you use tha word “swag” frequently, have auto-tune in your vocals, or
talk about nothin’ but money and hoes 100,000x (which I consider ‘typical’ topics),
I’m not buyin’ it! After I was robbed
by two artists who claimed their “money [was] long,” hearin’ about how much you
“got money” and anything “money” really bothers me. If you have not done
business wit me before, I won’t tolerate “money” talk in tha music!!
© 2014 CD Review (Review #1,407)
reviewed on 6.01.2014 by FrankieThaLuckyDog.
01.
Fiend “Pyrex Radio Vol. 7 (Intro)”
A
production from Fiend, here, as well as kickin’ it off? Wouldn’t’ve expected
him ta start thangz off, so this iz good! Y’all on tha back cover have an extra
space before “Prod.”, though… >>> Though I may not add any of these
songs to my playlist (no more Louisiana
adds after B-Real blocking me), I will still be up fa a good review. And, I
have ta say, this iz pretty serious fa tha intro! I know all of tha Pyrex Radio intros have been pretty
serious! Really feelin’ his production; supa
intense, fa tha Louisiana
ears! And, that vicious voice, tha way I love it!! Nice hook, includin’ tha “Pyrex Radio” title part! “From a mailbox
to a cell block;” nice!! My Rating: 4.7
02.
Mista Cain, Max Minelli, King Sav, Percy Keith, Zoe Realla, Keezy Off 38th
& Lee Banks “Shooters”
Wow…,
speechless? BTW, why does Max Minelli’s name always turn out to be a compound
word (“Maxminelli” on tha back cover)? Also, I’m pretty sure “Zoe Rella” has an
extra “A” to define his “real”ness… Anyway, a few uncomfortable artists on
this, including a few that unfollowed me and didn’t thank me for awards. Also,
tha really-overrated Mista, too. All I have ta say iz, thank God I got paid on
Friday and am going to work tomorrow! I have enough bravery to listen to this,
right now, produced by Savage! >>> Yup, “I ain’t dropped since ’09.”
Unexpected dickridin’ “in tha background,” too, fa tha Cain. Here he iz on tha
1st verse; of course, it sounds good ‘cause of tha beat and
flow/voice. But, can neva take this
serious, anymore! Just like no one can take me serious anymore? Well, I’ll make
sure it’s all dance music, Gunplay, some alternative, and a few other rappers
that bump in my car, only! Anyway, Max’s up 2nd, comin’ through wit
consistent rhymes; can deal with him, of course! And, Sav on tha 3rd
verse; great, though bein’ through so much now, I can’t take all this
super-positive shit serious, at all… Great voice and true Baton Rouge sound, at least. I’ll just listen
ta tha music and no longer connect wit anyone; that’s all! Yawn, Percy on tha 4th verse, comin’ through wit some
nice shit, though, it’s whateva… Still neva even got a retweet or confirmed
acknowledgement from him; no wonder why I work, now! Zoe on tha 5th
verse, comin’ through wit a good, Baton
Rouge; sounds good… I like tha “I’mma dawg” part at
3:11, includin’ where tha beat went out cold, fa a second, wit tha bark! This
Keezy dude’s up next (6th verse); nice how he sounds, though it
sounds like he wit tha Cains, or somethin’. So, with that bein’ said, there’s a
good chance that’s he’s got everyone’s help, and doesn’t need mine. And, 7th
and last iz Banks; not bad, but then, tha lyrics got real consistent; gotta luv
how he said so much, without stumblin’! My
Rating: 4.5
03.
Max Minelli “Share My Drugs”
Austin
On The Track producin’, here. Back on tha last Pyrex, he went by “Lil’ Austin”.
Now, he Austin Rashaad. I laugh how nobody goes by “Young” or “Lil’”, anymore,
but everyone wanted to fit in that
category! Anyway, this should be nice, with Max talkin’ ‘bout his “drugs!”
>>> Nice lil’ drop in tha beginning… Beat confused me in tha
beginning, a lil’ bit, and there’s some mixin’… Either way, it sounds like a
catchy, Pyrex-like sound, here; can’t
deny it! “Only share my drugs wit my bitch,” I see? Thought it would’ve been
wit dudes only…? I think Max’s one of tha only artists that’s been on every Pyrex Radio issue. He’s on tha 1st
verse, comin’ through wit regular-soundin’ rhymes, wit a catchy flow. Hearin’
tha 2nd verse, and it’s pretty nice, too. “Keep it 1000,” huh? Yeah,
first heard that when I was talkin’ to Skull Duggrey and now, it seems like
err-body goin’ wit it. Tha 2nd ½ of tha 2nd verse sounds
like Max still keepin’ it cool, wit how he deliverin’ this; nice… My Rating: 4.3
04.
Mouse On Tha Track Feat. C-Loc “All The Way The Sickest”
Wow,
I thought it was gonna be anotha Mista song; I would’ve thrown up! But, we got
someone exactly a half-decade older than Lee Banks, here, with Loc! And, Big B
On The Track on tha production? Don’t recognize tha producer, but this should
be tight! >>> Nice intro; sounds like Mouse? That deep,
Louisiana-soundin’ shit that I was born ta luv! Always one of tha coolest
voices; I’ll always remember who was born first, by a few weeks, when it comes
ta holdin’ down Boosie, Mouse, Webbie, Foxx & all dem! Nice shit on tha 1st
verse, and tha hook goes fed! Really feelin’ this production, too! Oh, it makes
me miss bumpin’ Louisiana
music; too bad that life goes on! :( Nice 2nd verse, too; I feel ya,
Mouse! At least he normal by followin’ me on Twitter, retweetin’ me and all
that; no complaining…! Outta nowhere, C-Loc kicks tha 3rd verse off
wit a, “Shiiid,” soundin’ like Ready, almost, wit dat, “Shiid!” BTW, I was
talkin’ ‘bout how y’all say, “Shiiiid,” at work, yesterday. I luv how I bring
dat southern vibe ta my job! Pretty good shit from Loc; can’t deny it. And,
here you are, Jay, comin’ through wit a “bruh” outro, holdin’ it down! My Rating: 4.7
05.
Lil’ Phat Feat. Racked-Up Ready “S.T.R.E.E.T.S.”
Wasn’t
too anticipated when I seen Phat as tha main artist, but I guess I’ll give you
tha chance, since you haven’t put anything out of his since he’s been gone.
However, I saw tha producer’s name, and nearly fainted; I screamed, “Nooooo!!!”
I hate this feeling that comes up
under, when I’m not working!! OMG, I dunno what to do… I’m not hungry, but I
think I need a donut or two, before I hear this! *Checks for anotha snack…* I
ate anotha two cookies, and have eaten five within an hour! God, my armpits
smell terrible!! So much sweat came
outta me! :( Anyway, my favorite Louisiana
artist, that I’ll prolly neva hear from again, iz on tha production, and his
name iz DJ B-Real. No wonder why my manager luvs me to pieces: I use that
B-Real motivation while working; I generated a fanbase—an original character,
and luv working, because of B-Real’s
no call/text, no show shit! Even though this iz only 3:11, this prolly gon bring
Down Syndrome outta me, or somethin’; lemme hear, and yes, I gon still be
honest (it took me 15 minutes to press play!)… >>> You on tha intro,
payin’ tribute… Sadly, though it kills me to say this, tha beat seems to be
tight. I wouldn’t be surprised if a B-Real song tops this review. Then again, I
think tha Mouse & Fiend tracks were better… Hook’s pretty nice from Phat,
with tha spelling… And, tha 1st verse’s good ta hear, too. I still
think havin’ “children” too early was too quick to progress his life. Part of
it lead to his death. I gon make sure I keep my dick in my draws, fa a while!
Yeah, B-Real has made a heavy
influence on me to not have children fa a long
time! Yeah, gon be 26 in 20 dayz, and I’m still puttin’ my career first!
Anyway, got Ready on tha 2nd verse; feelin’ his street flow/content,
once again! That classic Pyrex Radio
vibe, includin’ his spellin’, too!
Can’t deny it! My Rating: 4.6
06.
T2 Feat. Mista Cain “Make Da Newz”
How
can my mind (and armpits) recover afta that?! *Checks title/producer* OMG, not
again!!!!! *Checks for snacks before revealing tha artist…* Aight, luckily, my
mom made popcorn and I just took a piss, to let some of tha pain away. *Checks
artist…* Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck!!!
No wonder why I’m tha shittiest, stupidiest, biggest loser, when it comes ta
tha undaground of Louisiana!
This dude, who left me stranded on Long Island, from July 24 – 26, 2010, when
tellin’ me he was in New York
to see me? So 2010, here; goes to
show you how much I’ve grown and have gotten away from my faggy, Louisiana ways!!
Usually, I’d just skip this, in disgust—double/triple disgust, but because I’m
already in this mist, I guess I’ll just finish it. Always remember: In one ear
and out tha other! BTW, this only, like, tha 3rd T2 song I’ve heard,
since 2010! >>> *In my 2010 voice* Oh
my God, this sounds so tight!! Can’t
wait to play this on my iPod!! But fa real, beat’s pretty nice and serious,
kinda like it was 2010, and tha hook’s pretty nice! Just like tha hook, tha 1st
verse’s T2, and yeah, it’s pretty nice. I’ll be honest, like tha biggest bitch
on tha planet; kinda like a Spitta feel, with this “newz” content and shit. And
now, tha boring Cain on tha 2nd verse. I’d rather hear tha ditching
T2 than tha Cain, only ‘cause it seems like a “newz” story! Just a good
collaborator with Cain, here; don’t need ta say anything else about what he
comin’ through wit. Pretty nice fa a collaboration, though why would B-Real
focus more on people like this than me? That’s tha kinda shit that lets me know
that I wasn’t meant fa Louisiana!
Sorry, I choose not to fuck ‘til I’m ready (though, my autism lacks engaging in
those activities); sorry, I don’t sell drugs; sorry, I don’t have habits;
sorry, I’m having trouble finding a person that can go with me to Louisiana;
sorry, I’m way beyond everyone;
sorry, I’m an asshole!! My Rating: 4.6
07.
Fiend Feat. 38 $lim “Off The Porch”
A
production from Q-Red, here, anotha producer that ain’t see me as important.
It’s like, why do all these producers pop out babies and not like
promotion/spending money?! Oh well, at least I know that I have a job, now, and
I remember to put it before Louisiana!
But, I wouldn’t’ve thought Fiend would have a track produced by him…
>>> Not really into tha dedication you showin’ on tha intro, Jay. I
don’t usually leave feedback, but I’m in tha mood to keep self-destructing…
Ahh, it’s anotha tight, intense beat, okay?! Fiend on tha 1st verse,
comin’ through wit that street shit! I’m likin’ this Baton Rouge approach he takin’ with tha production;
it’s really workin’, not like that R&B shit he was on, not too long ago!
Tha hook’s pretty nice; sounds like it’s in tha background. Too bad I’ll neva
see a part of this “$100,000.” I’m not judgin’ them, but it’s verrrryyyyyyyyyyyy rare for a Louisiana person ta make
me a priority! I dunno why niggaz hate promotion? Anyway, tha 2nd
verse went by pretty quickly; fit in pretty nice! My Rating: 4.6
08.
Keezy Off 38th Feat. Q-Red & Donkey “B.A.N.”
God, I think I need to go to tha hospital! Betta yet, I should go to my job to
get my grub on. “You comin’ through on your day off?!” Yes, to get away from
tha Louisiana
thoughts that stalk my mind! Glad they see my motivation, at work! I’m using
all my Louisiana
dedication and applyin’ it at my job; I don’t have to struggle to make $20!
Anyway, produced by Q-Red, this’ll prolly be tight… *Blushes* >>>
Sounds like it’ll be tha top-rated song on this CD; sounds like that serious,
bad-azz attitude on tha hook, here! Really diggin’ what tha hook has ta offer,
and yes, as much as I’m embarrassed ta say it, tha beat’s pretty tight and
intense! Tha 1st verse’s pretty nice, too; this that Baton Rouge sound I was
used to! Nothin’ wrong wit tha way it sounds; it should always stay alive! Lookin’ at tha title, I was like, “Banning
what?” Then, I realized it’s “Bitch-Ass Nigga.” Oh look, it’s 11:15 AM
(B-Real’s birthday), listenin’ to a Q-Red production; what else gon happen
next, lol?!? Here’s Donkey, from Bad Azz Entertainment, on tha 2nd
verse, comin’ through wit some gutta shit! I gotta respect tha crazy attitudes;
cannot be denied!! And, even, “Free
Boosie;” pre-March 2014, here, though I like to think err-thang’s from 2014,
here. Now that I heard everyone else, I realize that it’s Q-Red on tha hook. I
dunno, but as much as tha hook has that pure quality to it, I think that tha
more mad someone gets, tha more guilty they are! I can’t wait to go to tha
hospital, after stressin’ out so much, and send tha picture to B-Real or
somethin’. I hope no one from Louisiana
can even find me, within tha years to come! And yes, I’ll take tha hook into
consideration: Ain’t I such a “bitch,” Q-Red? I know I am! Even this honest
rating proves it! My Rating: 4.9
09.
Mouse On Tha Track Feat. Kevin Gates “Sex, Drugs & Money”
Just
like this mixtape’s series’ title. And, ahh, after four songs of sweatin’ with
guilty pleasures, we got a 100% normal set of artists, again! Whoo, I’m outta
oxygen from those previous jointz… But, here’s an interestin’ collaboration,
with Mouse doin’ tha beat! I know this gon be pretty entertainin’!!
>>> Beat’s pretty nice; pure Baton
Rouge sound, here, fa tha streetz! Gates on tha 1st
verse, and he sounds pretty nice; definitely feelin’ how he keeps shit goin’,
no matter what year/status it iz! Tha hook’s definitely catchy, from Mouse;
“na, na, na, na, na!!” And, Mouse on tha 2nd verse, comin’ through
wit great shit! “Marijuana ain’t legal, but we smoke it all day;” already!
Don’t worry, Mouse; just wait a few more years! Definitely a nice verse; makes you feel good when you listenin’ ta
this! An outro from Shell? Nice, though he don’t pick up tha phone! I had
finally talked ta him on May 18, 2012 fa under a minute. He was ‘pose ta
freestyle fa me, but neva answered tha phone, again. I just luv bein’ such an
underrated faggot!! My Rating: 4.7
10.
Shell (Thuggaman Jones) Feat. Bonka “4 Real”
New
name fa Shell, on tha ID? I had also thought “Thugga Man” was compound, vice
versa of Max? Anyway, though I’m anticipated fa this, with Flight School
Productions on tha production, I feel funny ‘cause Bonka neva thanked me fa his
2011 awards. :( Everyone made me bankrupt, almost! Though this ain’t real life,
in my four-wall room, lemme just hear this! >>> Oh yeah, I forgot
about his shitty, auto-tune approach, now. Sorry, Shell, but you need ta go
back to ya quality shit! This gay voice on tha hook ain’t gon pull it off! At
least his voice’s normal, on tha 1st verse; I’ll feel it… Though it’s such a gay voice on
tha hook, I have ta say, it’s not tha end of tha world; I can kinda deal with it, with this review.
And now, Bonka on tha 2nd verse. Of course, no one’ll prolly have
met each other, if it wasn’t fa my awards, radio shows, playlists, and more! I
feel like I was tha leader that’s too faggy to get credited! But, Bonka ain’t
too bad, here. I think tha beat’s pretty nice fa tha both of y’all New Orleans natives. But,
I don’t think it can keep a 4.0 up with me… My Rating: 3.7
½time: Well, this has got to be tha most-uncomfortable review
I’ve done in a long time!! It goes to
show you how much I’ve gone through and have trouble movin’ on, every day.
Can’t believe how many rough situations I’ve had to deal with, while reviewin’
this CD! No matter what I’d think about, it would just get worse and worse,
each time! But, despite everything I’ve gone through, I’ve decided to be
honest—I swear, honesty equals faggotry, at times. I oughta be fake for a day;
I bet I’d get so many likes, views
and comments… I refuse to sell-out at
any time!!! But, as far as positive
shit on this CD, every joint has went real
hard!! Tha productions, vibes, and all tha artists have brought their A-game to
this shit, in a true Pyrex Radio tradition! Only dud was tha
Shell hook, but it wasn’t that bad… Overall, halfway in, tha CD rating’s at a 4.5!!
Let’s keep it up, no matter how uncomfortable it may be, ahead! I don’t think
it gon get any more fucked-up, though… Then again, I could be wrong, with buku
surprises! *Puts guard up!*
11.
38 $lim Feat. Yung Neff “Cocaine Wishes”
Diggin’
tha title, especially since I’ve been off dat Snootie Wild & Yo Gotti
“Yayo”, recently. I’ve even had a customer ask for “cocaine,” at my job! One of
my craziest moments? I even told them, “Have a yayolicious Tuesday!” Anyway, we
got Young Hits on tha beat, here; I guess all y’all hang out with each other?
Each and every familiar producer I know’s been on this CD, so far? >>>
Beat’s worth it, but I’m not really inta tha start, off tha jump. Not really
into tha “pocket fulla green,” as well as tha borderline, a-tune voice, on tha
hook. I’ll still have faith in it, though… Hearin’ tha 1st verse and
it sounds like that good, undaground, Baton
Rouge shit. However, I bet these people have private
Instagrams. FYI:
Afta
B-Real had put his IG private and was selective with approvin’ requests,
especially from me, his biggest music connect, I literally could not take any music artist serious,
anymore.
Like, really? MySpace, everything was public, for artists. Facebook, you kept
tha rap name, and things were only for people you’d talk to. Now, with
Instagram, you still keep tha rap name, and everything’s private? I can see if
it was your real name… Good luck gettin’ exposed, smh! Anyway, a nice 1st
verse, though, from $lim… Hearin’ Neff on tha 2nd verse, and it’s
more of that good shit from Baton
Rouge. It makes me wanna travel again, and that’s
sayin’ a lot fa a 2014 release! Nice job, guys! However, that hook has ta go! I like tha Shell one better!
Nice 3rd verse from $lim, too; it’s all about servin’ tha streetz,
hopefully, without a private IG! My
Rating: 3.8
12.
Clever Kev Feat. Shell (Thuggaman Jones) & K.Gates “My City”
EQ
Tha Misfit (not “The”) on tha beat, here. And, we have a no call,
no show as tha main artist, here; thanx for increasing my faggotry! You know,
that shit gets you fired at my job; you have
ta pull through on time!! But, it
still should be good, fa a song. >>> Beat ain’t too bad, as well as
tha 1st verse from Kev; just on a regular note, here… Sounds more
like him on tha 2nd ½ of tha 1st verse. Just like tha
previous song’s mentioning,
WHY IZ HIS
INSTAGRAM PRIVATE?!? WTF?!?
A
review’ll be a review, but we prolly won’t go further than that ‘cause of
somethin’ like this! Now, Shell on tha 2nd verse, preparin’ a cool
voice before tha verse kicks in? Will it be a normal voice? Yes, thank God!
Much betta wit how he sounds, as “tha muthafuckin’ reaper!!” This tha true “thug” feel of Shell that I’m
diggin’! Very consistent; he had no
filler, this time!! Whoa @ Gates comin’ in, outta nowhere!! Nice, quick approach on tha 3rd
verse and this shit’s pretty nice! Very
consistent rhymes; tha streetz have
ta absorb this, to tha fullest!! My
Rating: 4.4
13.
Zoe Realla “U Gon Hear Me B4 U See Me”
Now, you got his name spelled
right! And, a King Sav beat; should be nice! >>> Whoa @ tha start to
tha 1st verse!!! Tons of
rhymes, and tha flow’s ridiculous!!! True
Louisiana
sound, even with tha Savage beat!! Too bad all these sounds don’t equal to
enjoyin’ people, anymore! I wish people would just stay focused, and not lose
track of things, just ‘cause of kids! Even everyone I talk to says tha same
thang!! Glad I’m not alone!! And, tha hook’s pretty nice; true Baton Rougeness,
here!! And, tha 2nd verse’s pretty serious, too; this dude can’t be
denied!! Just two Pyrex Radios ago,
seven years ago, I got introduced ta him (though, I reviewed him on February
18, 2008), and he wasn’t playin’!! Afta a while, he came back, like, last year,
and iz holdin’ shit down! Nice job, Zoe!! My
Rating: 4.8
14.
Young Dolph Feat. Mouse On Tha Track, Lee Banks & Racked-Up Ready “Don’t
Fold”
*Sees
tha producer first, on tha ID, and screams* Time
for more food!!! Gotta cook a quick lunch!! Ugh, I’ve neva smelt so bad in
my life!!! Just grabbed popcorn and prepared a pizza. What’s even more fucked-up
iz that tha pizza’s gonna come out at 12:14 PM, my cousin’s death date!
Unplanned? Perfect for a B-Real
production!!! Anyway, I just revealed tha ID and this gon be tha 1st
time I’m hearin’ this Dolph dude. Of course, I’m prolly losing oxygen, tha more
I see B-Real’s name on tha ID. It’s like, why did life have to be so evasive
and unsupportive? Just like J Buc said to me one time, about someone else,
“Yall stop all that beefin shit…thats wats wrong lets get this money.” I luv
how he says that to me, but hasn’t restored tha B-Real situation. I hate that I
listened to everyone and now, no one wants to help, in return! But, in a guilty
pleasure perspective, this should be a nice collaboration! >>>
Everytime I hear tha B-Real beat, I immediately scream tha name of tha
co-worker!! I have ta say, I’m diggin’ tha slow beat start and this Dolph dude
sounds great, on tha 1st verse! Baton Rouge at its finest, no matter what!
You know it’s bad when you’re randomly on Debbie Gibson’s Facebook page and a
fan says, “You should marry B-Real.” It’s like, that name’s inescapable!!!
That’s Mouse on tha hook? Almost thought it was gonna be tha Dolph dude, at
first; pretty catchy… Anyway, look at Lee on tha 2nd verse; crazy, consistent rhymes!!! Nice effort;
it definitely works!!! Too bad B-Real
won’t realize that in order to be successful in this music biz, you have to be
open, not all evasive! That’s why, I love
dance music; it’s my favorite music,
and err-body be hittin’ me up on Twitter, from that genre! You know! B-Real,
please explore tha EDM world!! And, Ready on tha 3rd verse, still
“Young,” here; sounds pretty nice. Overall, y’all did a nice job; seemed kinda
short fa a bunch of y’all, though, but it still worked! My Rating: 4.5
15.
Kareem Feat. Que Tha Truth & Killa Kyleon “Lean On Me”
A
$hop With Ken beat. BTW, Que’s name iz “Tha”, also. But, lookin’ at Killa and
this title, it almost looks like a remix/remake, since he dropped a Lean On Me disc, back last year? I
dunno, but I seem to neva escape these evasive producers, lately… :/ Umm…, am I
dying soon? Why do I exist in this music world? I hate myself (in a music
business perspective)! >>> A long beat intro… Sounds like somethin’
that was grabbed from tha random undaground of Louisiana and was added to here, thanx ta
Big Jay. Hearin’ Kareem on tha 1st verse, and I thought he was gonna
be a lot worse, with an a-tune voice, or somethin’. Tha hook sounds pretty
nice; really diggin’ tha laidback vibe, here. I could just imagine what “lean”
tastes like, though there were, like, three fatal overdoses within these past
three dayz, that my family just dealt with! Hearin’ tha 2nd verse
from Que, and it sounds pretty good, especially when he lets y’all know that,
“This shit taste just like candy!” Good shit; flowed pretty nicely! Okay, it
sounded like Killa was just inserted inta this, like a remake, before tha 3rd
verse started… Even his, “Check 2, 1, 2, what it do,” was also from his “My
Nigga” track… But, I have ta say, wicked, crazy, raipd-fireness from Kyleon!!! My Rating: 4.6
16.
Racked-Up Ready Feat. Lee Banks, K.T., Mista Cain & Ghosttown E “Street
Nigga”
A
track from K.T., here… Umm…, I’m not sure what ta say, but I guess I’m lookin’
forward ta this new nigga, E, on tha feature! >>> Didn’t expect K.T.
to appear so fast; I fucks wit him, on tha hook. I’m feelin’ his “street nigga”
perspective; nice job! Tha beat’s pretty nice and gangsta, too; Ready on tha 1st
verse, here… And, whataya know: A dude obsessed with anotha dude (“Mista”),
when it comes to “talkin’” ta him! No way
would anyone admit they talked ta me,
in a song! It’s like, when I ask someone ta get B-Real ta unblock me (‘cause I
have no way of contactin’ him), they’re like, “I ain’t tellin’ anotha man ta
talk ta anotha man,” even if it’s an IG approval request. But, they can go and
brag about dudes in their songs? I don’t get it; I just hate bein’ treated so unfair!! But, nice job wit tha 1st
verse, Ready… Here’s Banks on tha 2nd verse, comin’ through wit his “street”
shit. Too bad that every song has ta
have, “Racks,” in it; like, will there be a song without a money reference? That’ll be like bustin’ a nut when I
hear it happen! Nice job, Banks; couldn’t deny your “street” talent, once
again! And, Cain on tha 3rd verse. I just luv how he literally
proved ta me that this ain’t my generation. Though we ain’t beef, his dickrided
buzz makes me realize that there’s no longer any room fa Louisiana interest, fa me. It’s like, why do
niggaz need me? BTW, E on tha 2nd ½ of tha 3rd verse, and
I have ta say, it’s a good, new voice ta hear, fa tha 225! Let’s just pray that
his IG ain’t private! ;) My Rating: 4.4
17.
Shell (Thuggaman Jones) Feat. 31st Deedy “Still Gettin’ Blowed”
‘Bout
ta go grab my pizza. My cousin’s death date time just passed, so I can bet ya anything that B-Real produced
this song, prolly! *Checks ID* OMG, I almost
slammed my remote down on my desk
when I saw tha “B”, but it’s Brotha B, lol! I have problems!! Don’t think I
know tha producer, but I’ll review this one, right quick! >>> Whoo @
tha beat intro; stuck in tha zone/a video game? More like tha zone! Like
Shell’s start of tha 1st verse, how he “[wakes] up in tha morning,”
and “smokes a blunt…!” Great vibes, here; let’s hope he don’t fuck tha hook up,
with his voice! Okay, hook’s nice!
See, no need fa a gay voice, Shell! This works perfect, and tha “gettin’ blowed” perspective’s always great ta hear!! Now, got Deedy on
tha 2nd verse, comin’ through wit some nice, “blowed” feeling! Gotta
luv dat: “Blow-ah-owe-ah-owed,” on tha hook! Even got Shell on tha 3rd
verse, comin’ through wit some nice “shit”—“OG,” just like he said! Good shit; always “[smell] like a pound!” And, ooh,
at 3:30, it got screwed & chopped! That’s what’s up, Dolby D; you know what
it iz!! My Rating: 4.6
18.
Adrian Bagher “Be Alright”
Time
ta eat my pizza. Do I sense a B-Real production? *Checks ID* Okay, produced by
EQ. Of course, I don’t even need to do research ta know who this really iz. They were so 2010 fa me, and only talked ta me
that year. They tried ta use tha always-failing excuse as “busy” to claim why
they don’t fuck wit me, anymore, and I didn’t fall for it, Dat Boy A!! As
private as he iz, I’m surprised he’s using his full name as his new way to ID
himself… I have a feelin’ this ain’t gon be that Louisiana sound from him, that
I’m used to… >>> Though he chooses no longer to make me a priority,
I’ll say that this iz pretty nice to be a lil’ different… It has a lil’ bit of
a dancin’ (not “dance music”)—dancin’-rap vibe to it. I remember tha last Pyrex Radio edition had a different A
song that didn’t interest me, at first, though it really wasn’t terrible. This
one’s different, and although my interest ain’t all tha way there, I can
appreciate it, in a way. Really, “Everything iz gonna be all right,” as far as
my ruined Louisiana
connection? I feel like it’ll neva be restored. Once you get robbed, that’s it!
Nice 2nd verse, though; I feel tha same shit about my “father,”
though, I neva let it setback me. Tha only times was when gettin’ things first.
Like, when I used to talk to A, back in ’10, my dad was more focused on my
stepmom’s family, than me. So, it took up until then to get a car and shit; it
was rough. Now, times have changed and I’m more royal, I guess, as far as my
status? My Rating: 3.7
19.
Big Jay Big Homie “Shout Outs”
So,
that’s what you go by, now? Interestin’… And, a 4:16-length “shout outs” list,
produced by Mouse? This should be interesting, though, with all tha work I done
put in, of course, I know I’m not on
this list! I’m as good as completely forgotten about! >>> Feelin’ tha
‘90s vibe in this beat… Oh, so 2 Saint & DeadlySounz recorded this? Nice…
Same with Wookie, though it would’ve been nice ta hear from him, as far as
doin’ some shit. Oh, and yeah, whateva happened with “T Mck”? Thought he was next
ta blow or somethin’, based off tha previous disc? And, y’all should get a
commercial made fa this CD! Only $75 fa a 30-second commercial; $125 fa a
60-second commercial; prices are nice and cheap! Nice “Lee Banks” positive
outlook, though I don’t think anyone should break outta Louisiana. Let err-body stay undaground.
And, wit “38 $lim”: “Been down since 9th grade;” how do people stay
cool fa so long? Afta, like, three years, ain’t it long enough? No one really
lasts with me longer! Lots of names you shoutin’ out that were from my past;
let’s blush! No B-Real, yet? Why’d “Percy Keith” get two shout outs? Surprised
you ain’t give B-Real a shout out, despite him appearin’ on here, afta so long?
And, of course, I got nothin’ ‘cause I realized that I’m really worth nothin’! My Rating: N/A
20.
Spitta Feat. Lee Banks & Max Minelli “Deez Niggaz”
Endin’
it wit a track, produced by Q-Red. Should be good, good, good… >>>
And, tha hook’s pretty nice; I feel it, and yeah, “Deez niggaz pussy.” I wish I
would’ve known, back in tha day! However, I was so hypnotized by…, what?! Nice
beginning part from Spitta, transitioning inta tha hook; good job! Got Lee
Banks on tha, I guess, 1st full verse, here, comin’ through wit some
G-shit… And, Max Minelli on tha 2nd full verse, comin’ through wit
some G-shit, too… No matter what artist it iz, they only live in Louisiana, as far as
where they travel! And, here comes Spitta on tha 3rd full verse… I
like how he said, “Bruh,” even when it was described of how someone’s “pussy.”
Really? “Sneakin’ on Instagram”? I think “niggaz” get it twisted—well, B-Real,
specifically. Whateva happened to tha dayz where it was all about bein’ tha
fan, tha big supporter, tha manager? Like, when I have every Louisiana CD, I get criticized fa “stalking,” rather than
bein’ a collector. When I call to support/do business, I get criticized fa
“bugging,” rather than helping out. What’s wrong wit this fuck-boy world?!? My Rating: 4.4
Overall: So, this review took me 2
hours and 51 minutes ta review. I think that’s more like it, like tha old
times, even though there were some obstacles ta cross! Anyway, before I get
into tha complete overall, I got a phone call before reviewing tha Adrian song, that I’m
goin’ to be appearin’ in a short film in less than an hour! I’m gonna be a
werewolf, lettin’ out all my B-Real-neglected pain out!! Perfect, right? Thank
God fa other outlets! Anyway, I thought this was a very-good put project!! That classic-soundin’ Baton Rouge sound, and it had, literally,
every producer that has invaded my life! I even survived all of tha
uncomfortable moments, no matter how terrible it was, hearing some of this
shit! But, props fa makin’ a nice
disc, Jay! And, hopefully, you get some promo from me (like tha commercial I
mentioned). I do feel that my time’s so close ta bein’ up. If I don’t hear
about anything, regarding promotion, I really think it’s time fa me ta
officially go. Turning 26 in 20 dayz, I’m thinkin’ Louisiana should just get put in tha grave,
fa me. I mean, I’m tryna put out my 18th mixtape compilation on my
birthday, but I only got one like and one message; no submissions, so far!
Haven’t I fallen off? I’m as good as a dead piece of shit!
Rankings:
19. Adrian Bagher “Be Alright” 3.7
18. Shell (Thuggaman Jones) Feat. Bonka “4
Real” 3.7
17. 38 $lim Feat. Yung Neff “Cocaine Wishes”
3.8
16. Max Minelli “Share My Drugs” 4.3
15. Racked-Up Ready Feat. Lee Banks, K.T.,
Mista Cain & Ghosttown E “Street Nigga” 4.4
14. Spitta Feat. Lee Banks & Max Minelli
“Deez Niggaz” 4.4
13. Clever Kev Feat. Shell (Thuggaman Jones)
& K.Gates “My City” 4.4
12. Mista Cain, Max Minelli, King Sav, Percy
Keith, Zoe Realla, Keezy Off 38th & Lee Banks “Shooters” 4.5
11. Young Dolph Feat. Mouse On Tha Track,
Lee Banks & Racked-Up Ready “Don’t Fold” 4.5
10. Fiend Feat. 38 $lim “Off The Porch” 4.6
09. Shell (Thuggaman Jones) Feat. 31st
Deedy “Still Gettin’ Blowed” 4.6
08. Lil’ Phat Feat. Racked-Up Ready
“S.T.R.E.E.T.S.” 4.6
07. Kareem Feat. Que Tha Truth & Killa
Kyleon “Lean On Me” 4.6
06. T2 Feat. Mista Cain “Make Da Newz” 4.6
05. Mouse On Tha Track Feat. Kevin Gates
“Sex, Drugs & Money” 4.7
04. Fiend “Pyrex Radio Vol. 7 (Intro)” 4.7
03. Mouse On Tha Track Feat. C-Loc “All The Way The Sickest” 4.7
02. Zoe Realla “U Gon Hear Me B4 U See Me” 4.8
01. Keezy Off 38th Feat. Q-Red &
Donkey “B.A.N.” 4.9
Average CD Rating Review:
Total
Score: 84.5
Total
Songs: / 19
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Average CD Rating: 4.4
Of
course, if it’s not B-Real, it’s Q-Red topping tha rankings; what else iz new?
Oh, and last thing: DO NOT say, “Eat dat
dick up,” ta B-Real; he’ll SCREAM at you and think you’re calling him, “Gay!!!”
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