Review #999: Lil' Runt "Da Chosen One"

Reviewed on 6.10.2011 (Review #999)




Damn… Review #999!! It’s Lil’ Runt “Da Chosen One”! If Master P and dat “Make ‘Em Say Ugh” CD iz tha 1,000th review, I will laugh my ass off!! Start Time: 11:59 AM | End Time: 12:25 PM


Quick Note: I rate each song from 1.0 – 5.0; each rating iz my own opinion!! I only please myself wit my ratings!! I don’t care how lyrical you are! As long as it’s jammin’ enough for me to like it! I look for beats, then vocals, and then lyrics. To determine my favorites, I will differ tha 4.0 ratings. If a song gets at least a 4.0 rating from me, I love it already. If at least a 4.6 rating, I pretty much REALLY LOVE it as it’s considered “mindblowin’” when I hear it. Any song can earn up to a maximum of a 5.0 rating. Anything I type before “ >>> ” iz what I’m sayin’ before I listen to tha song. Anything after I type “ >>> ” iz what I think of tha song while I’m listening to it.

© 2011 CD Review (Review #999) reviewed on 6.10.2011 by FrankieThaLuckyDog.

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01. Intro
Startin’ dis thang off; how? >>> Ooh, likin’ tha crickets and tha pantin’ in tha beginning! Keep this goin’; it’s remindin’ me of Death of tha Ruthless Juveniles!!! My Rating: N/A


02. “My Style”
Let’s hear how a song gon sound! >>> Yes, spooky start wit tha A+ production and tha intro ta this song!!! Yes, consistent rappin’ wit fastness and kick-assness (yes, dat rhymed)!!! Damn, how much shit can you offer? Really comin’ through wit some tight-ass shit!!! I’m really feelin’ yo “style,” ya dig?!? This iz three verses fulla A+ rhymes and content!! Also, thumbs up fa tha tight outro, too!! My Rating: 4.9


03. “What U Gon Do”
>>> Ooh, this sounds like The Lady Of Rage “Afro Puffs”!! Definitely a nice beat and hook, here, Halloween style!!! What crazy rhymes and content, here!! “Shoot up ya funeral and piss on ya casket;” damn!!!!! LOL, sounds like a feature on tha 2nd verse? Feelin’ how this dude sounds, too! “Ya head bust like a pimple;” damn, lol! Tha 3rd verse sounds like a combination between tha 1st two verses; definitely some nice-ass shit, here!!! My Rating: 4.8


04. “What U See”
Keepin’ it goin’… >>> “Some mo of dat G-shit;” definitely!!! You sound a lil’ different, here, unless it’s a feature? That’s right! “Throwin’ flow afta flow;” co-sign dis!! Tha hook iz definitely correct: “what u see iz what u get!” I seem ta “see” tha tightness you’re bringin’ on every track at all times!!! My Rating: 4.4


05. “G-Ology”
Looks like a good, catchy title! >>> Sounds like a good history on you, evolvin’ into a “G!” Long-ass 1st verse, lol; you got shit goin’ on, here… LOL, tha hook sounds a lil’ funny wit tha vocals but it’s true shit. Tha 2nd verse iz long, too; I guess this 5:48 length proves why, lol. My Rating: 4.3


06. “Da Family”
Lemme hear ‘bout yo “fam”. >>> Beat sounds good and tha rappin’ sounds focused, in a good way! Tha hook sounds good wit this spooky beat; glad this “family” doin’ tha damn thang! Tha 2nd verse has some catchy rhymes; nice job wit these tight deliveries wit good rhymes, ya dig? Tha 3rd verse iz pretty catchy wit tha non-stop rhymes, too! My Rating: 4.5


07. The Bet
LOL, a skit? >>> Oh, gamblin’-related; gotta luv gambling!! My Rating: N/A


½time: Wow, this iz a pretty tight CD; I didn’t expect it ta be as tight as a 4.6 for tha CD rating!!!!!!


08. “Peep Game”
>>> Feelin’ tha G-Funk style, here, in tha beat; lookin’ forward ta hearin’ what you got on dis joint! Good motivation, here, when it comes ta gettin’ what you want! Tha hook sounds even more on a G-Funk style wit tha female singin’ some good shit; thumbs up! My Rating: 4.3


09. “Mixed Breed”
You know “mixed” people, things, etc. are great! Let’s hear what you got ta say on a track about it! >>> Beat sounds good fa this ‘90s era! Rhymes sound good but this hook sounds catchier wit tha delivery and tha better sound in tha beat! Tha 2nd verse sounds good wit this increasin’ “mind!” Tha 3rd verse has some real shit ta offer, gettin’ tha “breed” up, lol! My Rating: 4.6


10. The Smokout
LOL, no “e” in tha “smokout”! >>> Sounds good fa a skit; glad there’s anotha skit, here!! My Rating: N/A


11. “Pass Da Swisher”
Fuckin’ rite!! >>> Sounds like a nice, house party, lol! Rhymes are catchy; more like a party than a smokin’ anthem, lol. I like tha end to tha 1st verse and tha hook sounds like it’s really funky, lol! All you need iz some G-Funk sounds dat are continuous, lol! Really feelin’ tha singin’ on tha hook; addictive-type shit, lol! Tha 2nd verse sounds good, too; more on a “weed” tip, this time, lol! Nice outro wit this “weed”-related shit! My Rating: 4.7


12. “Underground Funk”
Anotha long song, here; let’s see what gon go down wit dis one. >>> Sounds like a relaxin’ song; gotta have tha word “funk” in tha title, lol. Tha hook sounds cool and tha 1st verse almost reminded me of an N.W.A. emerge, lol; tight shit! You holdin’ this shit down in a nice way, ya dig? My Rating: 4.4


13. “Free Style Flow”
LOL, what can I expect, here? >>> Sounds like an outro for tha start… A lil’ off-beat in tha very beginning but it’s soundin’ good! LOL, “5’ 6”? I’m a lil’ taller than you, unexpectedly! Tha rhymes are non-stop, here; nice original-soundin’ beat fa a “freestyle”, here, and you keep tha kick-assness goin’!!! My Rating: 4.6


14. “G-Ology (Remix)”
Tha last song before I get to my 1,000th review, lol! >>> Sounds like a long intro, here… Didn’t expect a remix to this song; rhymes are good, once again, wit this slower-soundin’ beat. It nearly sounds tha same as tha original so I’ll rate them tha same. My Rating: 4.3


Overall: Nice job wit this CD; it’s a five-star-rated CD!!! I luved all tha songs on 1st listen although I thought most of them were aight; guess it worked out for you in a major way!!


Rankings:

11. “G-Ology (Remix)” 4.3
10. “G-Ology” 4.3 (lol)
09. “Peep Game” 4.3
08. “Underground Funk” 4.4
07. “What U See” 4.4
06. “Da Family” 4.5
05. “Mixed Breed” 4.6
04. “Free Style Flow” 4.6
03. “Pass Da Swisher” 4.7
02. “What U Gon Do” 4.8
01. “My Style” 4.9


Average CD Rating Review:

Total Score: 49.8
Total Songs: / 11
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Average CD Rating: 4.5 (automatically a 5-star-rated CD)