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Disclaimer: I rate each song from 1.0
– 5.0; each rating iz my own opinion!
I only please myself wit my ratings! I don’t care how lyrical you are, as long
as it’s jammin’ enough for me to like it! I look for beats, then vocals, and
then lyrics. To determine my favorites, I will differ tha 4.0 ratings. If a
song gets at least a 4.0 rating from me, I love it already. If at least a 4.6
rating, I pretty much really love it,
as it’s considered mindblowin’ when I
hear it! Any song can earn up to a maximum of a 5.0 rating. Anything I type
before “ >>> ” iz what I’m sayin’ before I listen to tha song; anything
after I type “ >>> ” iz what I think of tha song while I’m listening
to it. If you use tha word “swag” frequently, have auto-tune in your vocals, or
talk about nothin’ but money and hoes 100,000x (which I consider ‘typical’
topics), I’m not buyin’ it! After I
was robbed by an artist who claimed they “get money,” hearin’ about how much
you “got money” and anything “money” really bothers me. If you have not done
business wit me before, I won’t tolerate “money” talk in tha music!!
© 2013 CD Review (Review #1,349)
reviewed on 12.07.2013 by FrankieThaLuckyDog.
01.
Intro
It’s
only six seconds! We have ta hashtag “SeeWutDatDo”
right now, as I play you tha intro! >>> Good job! I appreciate you
waking up every day, just knowin’ that you made anotha day! My Rating: N/A
02.
“Sidewayz” Feat. Magnolia Chop
I
thought it was tha song wit Magic, at first, ‘cause I see that there’s a
collaboration on here! This prolly gon make me bounce in this 20-degree little
snowstorm I’m in, while I’m reviewin’ this! >>> Wow, really poundin’ it!! Tha production
sounds insane; nice job!!! No
“bitch;” no “hoe,” here; always
keepin’ it real! No need fa anyone ta “come at [you],” “sidewayz,” Sess! Definitely “‘bout ya bidness;” I always
see you postin’ on Instagram! You really
gettin’ it in! Yea, you definitely
gon “die old;” you actually are
prolly still young, anyway! Strictly fa tha streetz and tha clubz, here! You
got tha double combination on lock, bruh! Yea, you talk about tha “situations
[gettin’] fucked-up, real quick;” I definitely
agree wit you on tha 2nd verse, right here! You tell it like it iz
on tha 2nd verse; thumbs up! I’m definitely
feelin’ it!! Got a lil’ 3rd verse/bridge from Magnolia Chop! “It iz what it iz;” I feel ya!! “It iz what it iz,”
once again!! Just gotta luv that bridge, right there! You know, shout out ta
havin’ a bridge on tha track, Sess! Real nice job, right there! I definitely was feelin’ it! And, as much
as this car just wants ta just sit here and watch me, I gon rate this joint
right now a… My Rating: 4.7
03.
“My Time”
I’m
just excited ta hear it; lemme hear this joint! >>> “Blaq N Mild on
tha track;” it sounds nice! “You don’t grind, you don’t shine; that’s all
that’s on [ya] mind,” Sess! Thumbs up! You sound great on tha track; you neva
get old!! “Patience iz a virtue;” I definitely feel ya ‘cause I have a lot of it ta be in tha snow, right
now!! Yea, “they fell off;” people don’t last! We last! You “feel” good on tha
1st verse; gotta luv ya! You definitely
are “tha man;” it’s definitely not one day! It’s now!! Yea, I’m startin’ ta get a lotta haterz, all of a sudden!
People don’t like me anymore, but I could give a middle finger, right now!
Props on tha 2nd verse, right there! My Rating: 4.6
04.
“So Much Money” Feat. 6 Ward Pook & Young Sino
I
can’t wait ta hear this collaboration! I’m just layin’ down on, like, a snow
bed, right now! Let’s see what happens with this! I might’ve heard this before,
and just didn’t tolerate it. But, I think I feel betta now… >>>
Technically, I’m not inta “money” songs, but I see how you be doin’ it, in tha
club, so I gotta give ya props! This, literally, sounds like a bullshit song,
technically, if it was someone else. I would skip it; like, I think I did when
I first heard it, but, gotta feel it now! You do own a lot, Sess: You know, tha
Nuthin’ But Fire Records; tha Nuthin’ But Fire store. So, technically, you are
makin’ “so much money.” Wow, “100K a month,” Sess? You gotta spend some of dat
on me, ya dig? I mean, who would freeze ta death in tha snow, reviewin’ your CD
right now? Got tha Pook “fulla dem racks” on tha 2nd verse, here!
Glad he be on tha “block!” Yea, “on dat good!” Props fa followin’ me on
Instagram, Pook! Young Sino on tha 3rd verse, here…; just gotta feel
tha vibe! Yea, “do what tha fuck [you] wanna!” Glad you have so much access!
“Gettin’ buzzed like Lightyear;” nice lil’ play on words, there! I betta see a bunch of “stacks” from
y’all! If I’m givin’ y’all a 4.2 fa this, I betta
see some “stacks!” My Rating: 4.2
05.
“#SeeWutDatDo” Feat. Mr. Magic
Props
fa havin’ tha legendary Magic on tha track! It’s sad that he got in tha car
accident, just like Paul Walker did, only one week ago today! So, I’m definitely lookin’ forward! I know this
gon be some hyped-up shit! As I find a position on where to go, let’s get inta
this right now! >>> Sounds like a jam already! You really wildin’ on
this joint, right now; tha hook sounds great!!
“On tha back like a tattoo;” tha undisputable Sess…on tha 1st
verse!! “Blow tha purp by da pound;” gotta luv ya!! Yea, gettin’ “it on,” right now! You can’t stop jiggin’ and groovin’ ta
this one!! Ageless sound, right here!! It doesn’t even fit, like, a typical
2013 category! It could be 2004, like, you can tell, like, this sounds ageless! You just know how ta have tha quality in your music!! It’s actually
snowin’ flurries, as we speak! And Sess, you keepin’ it cold on tha 2nd
verse! Just so consistent in how you
sound!! Wow, Sess, you really had it
goin’ on on tha 2nd verse, right there! Alright, time fa tha great
new sound of Magic!! Or, was that him on tha 2nd verse? I couldn’t
tell; y’all sound alike! [I think, Magic’s in tha background of tha hook…]
Scream: “Nuthin’ But Fire!!!” Alright, definitely
feelin’ it! I gon stand up and say it’s worth a 4.8! Definitely a “genius,”
just like tha outro says! My Rating: 4.8
06.
“Hatin’” Feat. Jesse James & Young Sino
I
just am lookin’ forward to it! There’s just somethin’ about you, of course,
that makes me anticipated! I’m real
glad you got luv fa me, so I’m very
excited ta hear this one, as well!! >>> Anotha “gettin’ money” joint,
it sounds like… Why would anyone wanna “hate” on you, anyway? Tha beat sounds great!! “Anything you want, [Sess], you
can touch,” on tha 1st verse! Props how you have “all tha connects!” You really providin’ it fa these ladies,
Sess!! You know why? ‘Cause you neva
age!!! Again, it could’ve been anotha bullshit-soundin’ song, but you made it
sound like an anthem! “Even on your birthday, you don’t get cake!” Yea, Jesse
James, tell it like it iz!! From nothin’ ta somethin’; I feel ya, Jesse, as
you’re doin’ ya thang on tha 2nd verse! Young Sino sounds great on
this beat, doin’ tha damn thang on tha 3rd verse! Gotta luv how he
came through, also; y’all really
livin’ it up!! My Rating: 4.4
07.
“Maxed Out” Feat. Turk & Max Minelli
From
tha N.O. to B.R., just like DJ 5150 & Dre would say! I’m definitely anticipatin’ this one! I
mean, you prolly put some work inta gettin’ Max on tha track and Turk? I mean,
Fila Phil even said Turk knows about me, so that’s a good look!! >>> Really
feelin’ tha beginning, right now; that beat sounds real anticipatin’!! Wow, just “like a credit card”? Y’all doin’ it
big; tha hook sounds nice!! Sess
comin’ through like a rack truck on
tha 1st verse, here! Nice job on tha 1st verse, Sess;
doin’ tha damn thang!! T-to-tha-U-to-tha-R-to-tha-freaky-freaky-K!! I’m really feelin’ how he comin’ through on
this! It definitely sounds like a
great comeback verse!! You’re overseas-in’
it!! He just killin’ it, right now; I
feel tha aggression in his voice!! That’s tha highlight verse of this CD, so
far!! Turk, you killed it on tha 2nd
verse!! Okay, like he said in ’08: “Time ta rip it off like tha plastic seal,”
here’s Max Minelli on tha 3rd verse! He sounds catchy, as always! He
always holds it down fa tha streetz!
Yea, Max! “Shout out ta Sess 4-5;” gotta show him buku luv!! Go somewhere and
freeze your ass off in tha cold, and review a CD of his! That’ll be tha
ultimate FrankieThaLuckyDog match, as far as a reputation! Yea, “Blaq N Mild,”
such a “genius!!” Who would’ve thought he produced this?! Definitely—prolly
would say that that’s tha top-rated joint off tha CD, so far, but it’s a
tiebreaker! A 4.8!! So, shout out ta all y’all fa rippin’ tha track up!! My Rating: 4.8
08.
“Breakfast In Bed” Feat. Detriot, 6 Ward Pook & Young Sino
Detriot,
not “Detroit.” This looks like a catchy title. I
gon review it on a mountain, right now, fulla snow! So, let’s see how it turns
out ta be! Tha last joint was pretty lucky, so hopefully, by bein’ on tha
mountain, it’ll be just as lucky [as, tha last joint, I was right below tha
mountain]! >>> Bouncin’ on tha mountain, right now; this iz jammin’!! It
sounds like, like, almost like a corny Lil’ Wayne-like song, but you can’t deny
it—hence that this iz like New Orleans!
How could you not deny Sess?! Oh, really cookin’ up that “breakfast” on
tha 1st verse, Sess; I feel ya! This iz like tha complete opposite
of bed, right now; look at this! No warmness, here!! 6 Ward Pook comin’
through, feelin’ “good” on tha 2nd verse, here! Wow, in tha “king
size,” no less! I’m sure you deliverin’ a king-sized
meal, Pook! Yea, you gotta trust Sino on tha 3rd verse, here! Nice
job on tha 3rd verse, Sino; it sounds like a hit single! An extra
car came; I’m watchin’ it go by [as, they’re lookin’ at me on this mountain]! My Rating: 4.4
½time: I have ta say, excellent CD; I knew this was gonna be great! That’s why I went in tha freezin’
cold ta review this! I think, if I’m doin’ tha math right, tha average CD rating
iz a 4.6,
which qualifies for five stars!!! Yes, Sess; a five-star-rated CD!! You really
gettin’ it in! I luv tha
ageless-soundin’ production, and tha features are on-n-poppin’! You really doin’ ya thang! I’m glad you know
about me; I’m glad you appreciate me! Just keep up tha great work!!
09.
“Bad” Feat. 3D Na’Tee & Odie B
Whoo,
got tha lovely Na’Tee on tha feature, which you & Na’Tee’s birthdayz are
comin’ up! Really lookin’ forward ta tha birthdayz! You know what I gon do
outta scratch-offs for ‘em; stay tuned, as you gotta wait 11 & 19 more
dayz!! >>> Uh oh, a siren!! Got tha bounce vibes, here; feelin’ it!! Got
Sess on tha 1st verse, here; thumbs up fa keepin’ it on-n-poppin’,
here!! Tha vibe’s definitely
on-n-poppin’!! Uh oh, one of tha cars [leaving]… Let’s see who we got fa tha 2nd
verse…; it’s gotta be tha queen, biiitch!!
Wow, “playin’ with Yu-Gi-Oh!s;” this girl has some #TBT rhymes! Yup, “queen on
you bitches!” Jammin’, right there! Na’Tee always
gets tha props! I mean, she just spits stuff you could relate to, and she keeps
it real! So, I just always feel her
verses! Glad you’re on this live review! Even got tha feature, right here, on
tha 3rd verse—who iz it again? Oh yea, Odie B… That car…; goodbye!!
Definitely thumbs up on tha beats; I’m definitely feelin’ ‘em! I love how tha
cars leave once I walked outta there. My car iz still there, but I walked outta
there; it’s very weird. No more stalking! But, this joint was definitely
on-n-poppin’! Tha queen always gets
my props! Keep ‘em on-n-poppin’; *blows kiss* to you, Na’Tee! My Rating: 4.5
10.
“Datz Law” Feat. Jesse James & Young Sino
This
looks like anotha great collaboration! I’m definitely
excited and lookin’ forward to it! Yea, I’m definitely
feelin’ tha “raw” hook, here! It’s all about tha “purp by tha jar!” You always can handle anything, Sess!! Glad you have supastar status in my opinion!! “House look like arenas;”
that’s really what’s poppin’!! Undeniable; you can’t be denied! Jesse James “movin’ slow like a turtle!” He’s
comin’ through wit consistent rhymes on tha 2nd verse, here! How
‘bout you “need some service” from
me; gotta promote cha, ya heard me? Yea, Sino on tha 3rd verse,
“smokin’ on tha best shit!” That’s what’s up ‘cause tha sun comin’ out, now!
Y’all luv “smokin’!” You just really gettin’ it on, right here!! Good
job, right there!! I’m just too addicted! I can’t, like, rate them, like, 4.3
or 2, so…—Yes again, Blaq N Mild, you a “genius” fa tha production! My Rating: 4.4
11.
“It Ain’t Right” Feat. Coota B
4:20
on tha length! *Blows* Finna blow somethin’? That’s what’s good, even though I
dunno what ta expect wit this one… >>> It sounds like a positive-beat
sound… “Blaq N Mild” on tha track… It sounds like a crossover song; not bad wit
tha hook, here… Aight, let’s go on wit this… No wonder why you “pissin’ every
week;” it’s a 4:20 length, Sess! You tellin’ tha truth on tha 1st
verse, here! Yea, it sux that they stereotype blacks! I feel bad fa y’all at all
times! I mean, where I’m at, there’s not many black people and rap luvaz. So,
it’s like, they’re prolly wonderin’, “What’s a Sess 4-5?” And, “What’s a review
in tha middle of nowhere?” “Why would you review in tha middle of tha woods?”
“What’s that rap music?” It’s true rhymes, right here, on tha 2nd
verse! You know, anybody in jail can get drugs, so why put yaself in tha cell?
Of course, gotta feel how you comin’ through on tha 2nd verse, Sess;
real shit! Seems like a long hook, but I know it’s like—it sounds like it’s
goin’ into a bridge or somethin’? Or, maybe not…; long hook, but I’m feelin’
it… My Rating: 4.0
12.
“Pop Me Off” Feat. B Streezy
This
definitely gon “pop [it] off,” right
now! I’m lookin’ forward ta hearin’ this, also! >>> A lil’ slower…;
sounds like a banger, right here… Yea, I’m sure
“she can’t wait;” nice hook. Anotha mainstream-soundin’ song, here… Really
holdin’ it down fa tha ladies at all
times, Sess! My asshole’s, like, open [as, thanx to Na’Tee, I was dedicated and
went inside a pipe to review this song]! Nice job wit tha 2nd verse!
You know this lady definitely tearin’
you apart, Sess! 3rd verse
sounds “good,” Sess! Who wouldn’t
wanna play wit your dreadz? My Rating: 4.1
13.
“No More” Feat. Skip
Glad
you picked up tha phone before, Sess! And, I’m glad you appreciate me
endeavoring into my adventurous live review of your CD, right now! So, I’m definitely lookin’ forward ta Skip
collaboratin’ wit you on this joint! >>> Tha beat sounds nice, and tha
hook’s catchy, right here!! Of course, tha pussy’s
“fiya!” Your label’s named after “fire!” How dare her not show you luv back!!! Good job expressin’ her lack of
interest in you, Sess, on tha 1st verse!! And wow, props fa Skip
comin’ through, outta nowhere, on tha 2nd verse! That’s where I am,
right now: “Tha parkin’ lot!” Wow, feelin’ tha shootin’, right there!! Wow,
this iz catchy, right here! And, I mean, for somethin’ with her bein’ negative
ta y’all, you made it sound catchy! Catchy shit, right there!! My Rating: 4.4
14.
“Let Me Find Out” Feat. Noothie & Easy Money
Wow,
I thought tha feature was Easy Money, from 2006, but that was Down &
Dirty’s EP, called Easy Money, so I
got it twisted. But, tha title gets me curious, so I’m definitely lookin’ forward! And, Noothie? Rhymin’ with a smoothie!
I guess we can see how tasty this
joint gon be, right now! >>> “Uh oh, uh oh!” Almost sound like B
Gizzle in tha beginning! Yea, Blaq N Mild again! Wow, this iz an anthem! Not
just for tha wards, but for tha
states!! Just “Downtown, 9th Ward & Florida”? You couldn’t broaden it any
further? Anyway, tha “Dick-Her-Down” champion (Sess 4-5) comin’ through on tha
1st verse, here! You really
gettin’ it in, Sess!! You definitely
did ya thang on tha 1st verse! I definitely
am feelin’ ya, right now; jammin’ joint, right here!! If this iz Noothie on tha
2nd verse, I’m definitely
feelin’ his vibe! Of course, who wouldn’t
“want” y’all? Y’all doin’ tha damn thang on this joint!! Here we go: “Easy
Money!” Let’s see if tha name’s worth it… Glad he “livin’ nice;” can you send
some my way? Wow, tha beat’s like a Mannie Fresh vibe; I just luv how it
continues!! “De-de-de-de, de-de-de-de; de-de-de-de, de-de-de-de!!!” My Rating: 4.4
15.
“Let’s Have A Party” Feat. 6 Ward Pook & Young Sino
Y’all
luv each other; y’all keep
collaboratin’! That’s what’s up! I mean, I’m sure this one gon have a lotta
bounce in it, so lemme just get inta it! >>> A lil’ slower than I
expected, but it still sounds hot! “Gon have a blast;” I can’t wait ta “party”
wit you, one day, Sess! I luv tha anticipation of this “party!” “10,000 1’s
& 200 50’s”? Damn! Wow, some treasurous “head,” right there, Sess!! Let’s
pass tha “pussy!” Oh, that must’ve been 6 Ward Pook on tha 1st
verse; here you are! Yea, “party at [your] condo!” Wow, Sess bustin’ “a nut”? Shit yea, this
“party”’s on-n-poppin’!! You are “in
[some sort of] a movie,” right now ‘cause your CD’s gettin’ reviewed live on camera!! Just luv it! Sess, you
know I gon meet you soon! Thumbs up fa that 2nd verse, right there;
gotta luv ya!! “Lawdy;” I mean, Sino on tha 3rd verse, here, comin’
through wit dat fiya!! “Let tha money
fall like tears;” gotta luv tha vibe, here! Can’t wait ta “party” wit you!
Hopefully, one of those parties that
you keep settin’ up every night, Sess! You prolly tha most-valuable dude I know
outta Louisiana!
So, shout out ta you! This party got a 4.5 rating from me; thumbs up! Now,
let’s celebrate wit tha last joint, comin’ up—that’s right, Blaq N Mild!! My Rating: 4.5
16.
“Besides Ya Self”
Now,
izn’t “Ya Self” a compound word? I dunno, but I gon keep it two words, just
like you have it here… This tha last joint on this CD, so if you get at least a
4.0, you will get five stars! If not, it’ll just be a regular rating.
>>> I’m feelin’ this vibe; definitely
on-n-poppin’! Kinda got like, I dunno, you kinda sound like Master P, here; definitely diggin’ it!! Yea,
“U.N.L.V.”-type shit! I’m definitely
diggin’ how you comin’ through on tha 1st verse! “Don’t come at [ya]
sidewayz!!” You and tha “20 rackz;” tha 20 Gs’ definitely on-n-poppin’!! I’m definitely
so proud of your success! And, I’m glad that I bought this album; I’m glad I
spent $9.99 on it!! This 2nd verse iz nice! Your “whip” makes tha
“bitch” wanna “fuck [you]!” “Six grand for tha light bill”? It’s a lot, but
it’s not toppin’ my dad’s prices! You know, this shit’s jammin’! Once again,
like a Mannie Fresh vibe, I just luv it! Even how he produced 2 Chainz’s “Used
2”, recently, like, it’s just a great vibe!! Tha 3rd verse was
pretty nice, right there! I mean, just gotta luv what you say at all
times!! Sess 4-5 got dat fiya!!! Nuthin’ But Fire Records!!! #SeeWutDatDo!!! Blaq N Mild providin’
those Mannie Fresh-like, ageless beats, right chea!! My Rating: 4.4
Overall: Sess, you know you did
tha damn thang, here!! I’m definitely
feelin’ what you brought to tha table!! Just consistent, 504 music at its finest, fa tha 2K13!! You really be holdin’ it down, and, like I
said, I couldn’t be more than blessed ta be connected wit you! Blaq N Mild really provided tha great production for
you, and you just held it down!! Those features were definitely on-n-poppin’!! Gotta give it up ta Magic! You know, tha
verse of tha whole CD was tha Turk verse! I just really felt how he came
through on tha track for you! Just rippin’ it up wit his aggression! And,
that’s what you’re about: you provide nothin’ but consistent music! And, I was
so glad to go under a water pipe, climb tha mountain, freeze my ass off in this 20-degree weather for you! It’s all about
dedication, and when you show me luv, that’s what I do for you: I just show you
nothin’ but dedicated luv! So, with that bein’ said, I really hope you
appreciate this review, and just keep doin’ tha damn thang!! I wish you nothin’
but $ucce$$, 24/7!!!
Rankings:
15. “It Ain’t Right” Feat. Coota B 4.0
14. “Pop Me Off” Feat. B Streezy 4.1
13. “So Much Money” Feat. 6 Ward Pook &
Young Sino 4.2
12. “Hatin’” Feat. Jesse James & Young
Sino 4.4
11. “Besides Ya Self” 4.4
10. “Let Me Find Out” Feat. Noothie &
Easy Money 4.4
09. “No More” Feat. Skip 4.4
08. “Breakfast In Bed” Feat. Detriot, 6 Ward
Pook & Young Sino 4.4
07. “Datz Law” Feat. Jesse James & Young
Sino 4.4
06. “Bad” Feat. 3D Na’Tee & Odie B 4.5
05. “Let’s Have A Party” Feat. 6 Ward Pook
& Young Sino 4.5
04. “My Time” 4.6
03. “Sidewayz” Feat. Magnolia Chop 4.7
02. “#SeeWutDatDo” Feat. Mr. Magic 4.8
01. “Maxed Out” Feat. Turk & Max Minelli 4.8
Average CD Rating Review:
Total
Score: 66.6 (lol, weird score for you! Who
knew?)
Total
Songs: / 15
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Average CD Rating: 4.4
(automatically a 5-star-rated CD)
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