Review #1,599: Lil' Cali "Unfuckwitable"

Reviewed on 11.29.2016 (Review #1,599)

Have been a bit moody since I didn’t get my way last Tuesday, when I was ‘pose to have a special visitor to resurrect my Louisiana Awards. However, they couldn’t make it up to see me, so it ain’t happenin’! I’m not happy about it at ALL!!! I’m not important, sadly!! I decided not to post anything on Facebook & Instagram, so I’ve been post-free for a week!! With that bein’ said, lemme get back into my own world and review… Here goes Lil’ Cali Unfuckwitable, released on Uncut Entertainment, Travis James Entertainment & UTP Records! Start Time: 3:26 PM | End Time: 4:07 PM

Disclaimer: I rate each song from 1.0 – 5.0; each rating iz my own opinion! I only please myself wit my ratings! I don’t care how lyrical you are, as long as it’s jammin’ enough for me to like it! I look for beats, then vocals, and then lyrics. To determine my favorites, I will differ tha 4.0 ratings. If a song gets at least a 4.0 rating from me, I love it already. If at least a 4.6 rating, I pretty much really love it, as it’s considered mindblowin’ when I hear it! Any song can earn up to a maximum of a 5.0 rating. Anything I type before “ >>> “ iz what I’m sayin’ before I listen to tha song; anything after I type “ >>> “ iz what I think of tha song while I’m listening to it. If you sound like anything too mainstream for me, have auto-tune in your vocals, or talk about nothin’ but money and hoes (which I consider ‘typical’ topics), I’m not buyin’ it!

© 2016 CD Review (Review #1,599) reviewed on 11.29.2016 by FrankieThaLuckyDog.

Link To CD: https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/unfuckwitable/id1069702070

01. “Gotta Get It Intro”
>>> EQ on tha beat! Should be good… Beat sounds pretty good; nice job with tha hook, here, Cali! Hearin’ tha verse and it’s soundin’ pretty nice, here; grind mode on lock! Acapella rappin’ at tha end; nice! “Where yo doe-doe?” Nice!! “Doe-Doe!!” My Rating: 4.2

02. “U Suppose To Shine” feat. Kevin Gates

No Gates listed on tha feature? Where are tha features? *Checks…* Yeah, what’s with tha uncredited feature from Gates? Tracklistin’ trippin’! My Current Rating: 4.8

03. “Money Hungry”

Not my kinda title, so let’s see how this goes… >>> Kinda not mindin’ this, at first… Yeah, this “chase that paper” shit on tha hook ain’t really fa me, but it ain’t soundin’ wack, here… Hearin’ tha 1^st verse and it a lil’ cocky, but it ain’t too bad… Hearin’ tha 2^nd verse and it ain’t too bad, here; soundin’ nice ta hear, as always… And, a 3^rd verse, here, jackin’ a lil’ bit of Gates with his “don’t know what to call it” shit… My Rating: 3.7

04. Funny-Ass Mike Skit

>>> Kinda funny, but kinda ehh… My Rating: N/A

05. “One Way” feat. Level & Mouse
>>> Mouse doin’ tha beat, here! Speakin’ of this title, last night, I had a dream that I was at my hater’s house and Wne’s mom (I think it was tha mom) came through; crazy… This sounds catchy with tha hook, especially tha 2^nd ½ of it with tha “hit that bitch (hit that bitch)” shit! Hearin’ tha 1^st verse and it’s soundin’ good; can’t complain, here… “Seven dayz, same clothes, I can grind all week;” that’s me, right there! So much workin’, who needs ta change at home? I feel ya, Cali! And, we got Level on tha 2^nd verse, here, uncredited, but soundin’ hyper, of course! Just luv how he comes through wit it! Shit’s sick, as always! Tha most-energetic dude!! And, anotha feature on tha 3^rd verse: Mouse On Tha Track! Definitely soundin’ nice, here! My Rating: 4.5

06. “Middle Fingers”

>>> Sounded like Level on tha intro, as I almost couldn’t tell what tha tag was… However, I heard tha EQ Tha Misfit beat tag and, this sounds betta than tha intro track! Definitely feelin’ tha “middle fingers” shit on tha hook, dedicated ta Mr. EQ! Hearin’ tha 1^st verse and it’s pretty jammin’ on this beat; superstar status! Hearin’ tha 2^nd verse and it’s pretty nice, too! You good at creatin’ a jammin’ vibe, here, as you’re all peppy and holdin’ shit down! My Rating: 4.3

07. “‘Bout Whatever” feat. Tweeday, Level, Beelow, Scotty Cain & TeeJaye

>>> A Beezy Bird “bow” sample in tha background, here; nice! Great job wit tha beat, $hop With Ken! And, it almost sounds like Level’s joinin’ you on tha hook; nice! Hook’s definitely energetic; gotta feel it! Hearin’ tha 1^st verse and it’s pretty nice from you, holdin’ this track down! Gotta luv that it’s official! Oh, heard tha 2^nd ½ of tha 1^st verse be Tweeday; nice! Definitely as hype as Level, here! I remember when I first started fuckin’ wit Tweeday; no one knew him! Now, err-body be knowin’ err-body! I’ono why, especially when y’all don’t wanna be friends wit anyone! And, I was right about Level, here! Here he iz on tha 2^nd verse, comin’ through wit even more energy!! I’ono who tha dude iz on tha 2^nd ½ of tha 2^nd verse, but he sounds familiar; definitely nice, tho! And, I’ono about tha dude on tha 3^rd verse—wait, I found it on YouTube! TeeJay, Beelow & Scotty Cain I ain’t know about; nice collab! Tha 2^nd ½ of tha 3^rd verse’s pretty nice, too! Good shit! My Rating: 4.6

½time: Definitely nice lil’ CD, here! You got a jammin’ vibe and you ain’t stoppin’ tha energy! Great collabz and productions at all times!! A 4.4-rated CD; keep it goin’!!

08. “Da Plug” feat. Young Dolph & Mouse

!! >>> Sounds nice with Mouse doin’ tha beat and hook; tight shit! It’s all about “da plug!!” Think: Edibles!! Tha minute I started this review, a lil’ bit went into me! Wait till this CD’s ova! It’ll be on!! Hearin’ you on tha 1^st verse, Cali, and it’s soundin’ catchy; gotta luv tha flow/delivery! And, Young Dolph on tha 2^nd verse, here, uncredited, but soundin’ nice! Can only imagine how y’all got these kinda connects when people just continuously fail ta see me…? Definitely a great collab, here! Y’all doin’ tha damn thang! My Rating: 4.5

09. P.S.A.

>>> Thanx fa dat! Yeah, this a bonus CD, not “mixtape!” It ain’t mixed!! My Rating: N/A

10. “Ain’t ‘Bout To Play” feat. Scotty Cain & Mouse

>>> Mouse doin’ tha beat, here, wit his “#DatMe!” Nice lil’ laidback, southern beat, here, on a more serious level… Hearin’ you on tha 1^st verse and you survivin’ this bitch-made world… And, Mouse doin’ anotha hook, here, holdin’ it down! Ain’t recognize tha voice on tha 2^nd verse but I looked and it says Scotty Cain. So, with that bein’ said, nice with tha feature… My Rating: 4.3

11. “Love Making Money” feat. Wochee & Mouse
Ehh… >>> Tha beat and Mouse intro/hook has me a lil’ hyped… But, you know I don’t fuck wit this shit at all! Wonder what I’ll rate it? You on tha 1^st verse and it’s nice; you doin’ ya thang, as always… Ain’t recognize tha voice on tha 2^nd verse, but it’s Wochee, soundin’ nice, here… For a “money” track, I ain’t mind this one that much, surprisingly… My Rating: 3.9

12. “Taking Off” feat. TeeJaye

Vroom! >>> Anotha Mouse beat!! Hearin’ you on tha 1^st verse and it’s pretty nice! When you had a lil’ bit of flava in your voice before tha beat kicked in, you sounded a lil’ like Juve… I have to say, props for tha flava! A decent-soundin’ 1^st verse, here; keep it goin’… Oh, here we go wit a feature! Who can it be, on tha hook? *Checks…* TeeJaye! Here he iz on tha 2^nd verse, too, doin’ his thang… My Rating: 4.0

13. “Real Nigga” feat. Red On Tha Track
>>> A slower production, here…; can it last? I’ono about this loud beat that’s a laidback, slower one, but it’s ehh… Red On Tha Track doin’ tha hook and it’s whateva; not too crazy about it… Hearin’ you on tha 1^st verse and it’s not bad; it iz what it iz… Hearin’ you on tha 2^nd verse and it’s soundin’ boring with these chicks… My Rating: 3.0

14. “Get It Up” feat. Zoe Realla

>>> A Ken production, once again! Sounds pretty catchy wit how you comin’ through on tha hook wit tha repetitive title! I like how you gave “Nu$$ie” and “They Hate My” a shout out on tha 1^st verse; definitely nice! Thinkin’ about Nu$$ie, it’s safe to say that I’m like Nu$$ie at my job! If they lose me, they lose a legend!! I think that edible startin’ ta kick in a lil’; uh oh!! Hearin’ tha 2^nd verse and it’s soundin’ nice from Zoe, always doin’ tha damn thang! Great job wit how he doin’ tha damn thang, here! And, more from you on tha 3^rd verse, here, Cali, comin’ through, divin’!! My Rating: 4.3

15. Lil’ Cali Outro

>>> Yeah, I went and got it through a $50.00 subscription… But, y’all can buy it on iTunes! Yeah, great job with stayin’ consistent wit tha CDs!! Tha Neighborhood Superstar CD was definitely nice!! My Rating: N/A

Overall: For this to be before Neighborhood Superstar was correct! Sounds pretty nice, especially to follow up with somethin’ better, too! Well, this shit done kicked in, so it’s off to video games and great music before my job existed!! Props, once again, to tha production and tha surprise features!!

Rankings:

12.       “Real Nigga” feat. Red On Tha Track 3.0

11.        “Money Hungry” 3.7

10.       “Love Making Money” feat. Wochee & Mouse 3.9

09.       “Taking Off” feat. TeeJaye 4.0

08.       “Gotta Get It Intro” 4.2

07.       “Ain’t ‘Bout To Play” feat. Scotty Cain & Mouse 4.3

06.       “Get It Up” feat. Zoe Realla 4.3

05.       “Middle Fingers” 4.3

04.       “Da Plug” feat. Young Dolph & Mouse 4.5

03.   “One Way” feat. Level & Mouse 4.5

02.   “‘Bout Whatever” feat. Tweeday, Level, Beelow, Scotty Cain & TeeJaye 4.6

01.   “U Suppose To Shine” feat. Kevin Gates 4.8

Average CD Rating Review:

Total Score:                      50.1

Total Songs:                      / 12

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Average CD Rating:       4.2