Review #762: Lil' Chrissa a.k.a. Dizasta "Three-Headed Dragon"

Reviewed on 12.26.2010 (Review #762)


Tha 7th review I got on deck for today: Lil’ Chrissa a.k.a. Dizasta “Three-Headed Dragon”; definitely likin’ tha mixtape title!! Start Time: 8:18 PM | End Time: 8:42 PM


Quick Note: I rate each song from 1.0 – 5.0; each rating iz my own opinion!! I only please myself wit my ratings!! I don’t care how lyrical you are! As long as it’s jammin’ enough for me to like it! I look for beats, then vocals, and then lyrics. To determine my favorites, I will differ tha 4.0 ratings. If a song gets at least a 4.0 rating from me, I love it already. If at least a 4.6 rating, I pretty much REALLY LOVE it as it’s considered “mindblowin’” when I hear it. Any song can earn up to a maximum of a 5.0 rating. Anything I type before “ >>> ” iz what I’m sayin’ before I listen to tha song. Anything after I type “ >>> ” iz what I think of tha song while I’m listening to it.

© 2010 CD Review (Review #762) reviewed on 12.26.2010 by FrankieThaLuckyDog. Other than tha main artist or affiliated people with tha main artist, this review iz to not be used in anyone else’s words!

Source (Where I Got Tha CD From): http://www.datpiff.com/Str8_Jacket_Ent_TY_Dizasta_aka_Lil_Chrissa_To.m41335.html


01. “When I’m In The Club” Feat. Tommy G
Even though you’re on tha “jiggaz” tip, you really gotta add dat gay-ass A-Tune in it? HEAVY deduction but we’ll see what happens… Good content, this time, but dat heavy deduction gon hurt. My Current Rating: 2.7


02. “4Eva”
>>> Sounds like a white dude. A lil’ too Poppy/under 21 on tha content, which I’m older than that. Man, fuck dis A-Tune shit! I regret hearin’ tha 1st minute! My Rating: 1.0


03. “The Way She Move” Feat. Lil’ Doom
ROFL, here comes some fast Vybe shit, lol… Definitely A+ for tha ladies and decent/not bad fa me. What? Lil’ Doom added? What happened to tha normal version, smh?!? My Rating: 2.2


04. “Krazy”
>>> Somewhat-catchy hook. But, you’re not winnin’ me over as far as bein’ excited ta hear dis music. Quite disappointed wit tha start of this CD. This iz a lil’ betta… My Rating: 3.4


05. “Shag Out” Feat. Lil’ Doom
>>> Damn, heard dis beat many times. SMH @ tha feature… Iz this a new definition: “shag out”? You sound like a white dude on this CD; I dunno what it iz… Tha closest you sound like iz my boy One-i, who’s white, reppin’ Hammond. What crappy lyrics; sorry… *Scrolls ta Lil’ Doom’s part ta see if there’s any homosexual-soundin’ A-Tune* There’s not, but tha lyrics don’t meet par for me. My Rating: 2.4


06. “Somewhere Wit You”
>>> You chose a slow jacked beat; don’t think I’ll be too interested in dis… Sounds like somethin’s in your mic wit tha quality, like I can hear somethin’ in tha background. SMH @ tha length: 4:45? This ain’t for me, sorry; not inta this Pop shit. My Rating: 1.3


07. “Swagga”
Not crazy ‘bout a title like dis… >>> Yea, I’m sick of hearin’ “swag”-type songs; anotha reason why Hip-Hop “died”. I think people overuse tha term and shit. WTF @ tha A-Tune on tha 2nd verse!! I regret hearin’ tha 1st minute; fuck dis!! My Rating: 1.0


08. “Close 2 U” Feat. Karl Teezy
Looks gay. >>> One CD, he’s “ie” at tha end. Now, it’s “y”? I like tha rapid, smooth rappin’. But, I can’t take anymore of tha white-dude sound… Damn, anotha Poppy hook, smh… My Rating: 2.0


½time: Bleh… only a 2.0 for tha CD rating, at tha moment.


09. “Lights Out”
>>> GAY!!!!! My Rating: 1.0


10. “I’mma Dawg”
>>> Not too bad although it sounds MUCH betta when it’s Fat Rat Feat. Yung $tanlo & Yung Reed “I’mma Dawg” (produced by Rodnae) so I’m not too big about tha double-Louisiana song (spelling makin’ a big difference). Tha hook ain’t too bad… My Rating: 3.6


11. “Swag On”
>>> ARE YOU KIDDIN’ ME?!? 5:41 on tha length, a gay title like dis, and tha actual Soulja Boy Tell ‘Em sample in tha beginning? Wow, this iz gay. Don’t even need any Auto-Tune; just turnin’ dis shit OFF, lol! My Rating: 1.0


12. “Unstoppable”
>>> Almost sounds like Pac-Man in tha beginning. I dunno ‘bout dis one; it ain’t bad but I lost trust on dis CD. Tha hook’s pretty interestin’ and it sounds like y’all got a good picture goin’ on here as far as tha theme. My Rating: 3.8


13. “2 Kool” Feat. Lil’ Doom & GMC
Uh oh… >>> Wow, tha beat’s pretty hot and it sounds like tha ‘90s, undaground, Louisiana Rap! Damn, dat’s “Lil’ Doom on tha beat;” wow, he should stick ta producin’ instead! Tha hook’s pretty interestin’. Tha 1st verse sounds like what a kid would spit in tha beginning. But, it’s slowly gettin’ betta… Tha 2nd ½ of tha 1st verse iz pretty good, too. My Rating: 4.3


14. “Pop Ma Colla On ‘Em”
LOL, likin’ tha “A”s in tha title, lol. >>> Not bad; good beat chosen and tha hook’s catchy. Some of tha lyrics aren’t fa me but this izn’t horrible like previous shit on here. My Rating: 3.5


15. “I’m A Legend”
>>> How can you use a title like dis and have a beat like dis? Oh, I should take some of dat disagreement back: it sounds betta when you’re rappin’ on it. My Rating: 3.5


16. “Coldest Winter”
I actually feel this way, right now. >>> For a song, I’d say, no. Tha beat sounds pretty lame and—oh, soundin’ childish wit “sorry that I curse,” smh? Tha hook ain’t fa me; hate hooks/beats like dis! My Rating: 2.1


17. “The Exorcism Of Phillip Lewis”
You actually threw this REALLY good one on here vs. tha other shit on here, lol? What a mix! Yea, dis sounds pretty tight in tha beginning! Good shit in tha 1st verse; very consistent wit this spooky-soundin’ beat!! Nice job on dis whole entire verse! “Sit back, relax, and roll a swisha! … Nobody fuckin’ wit Chrissa!” My Current Rating: 4.4


Overall: This was a lot worse than tha last one I reviewed. Don’t believe in overusin’ tha term “swag” and don’t believe in A-Tune! Also, I hope your voice adjusts a lil’ bit on these future reviewz…


Rankings:

17. “Lights Out” 1.0
16. “Swagga” 1.0
15. “4Eva” 1.0
14. “Swag On” 1.0
13. “Somewhere Wit You” 1.3
12. “Close 2 U” Feat. Karl Teezy 2.0
11. “Coldest Winter” 2.1
10. “The Way She Move” Feat. Lil’ Doom 2.2
09. “Shag Out” Feat. Lil’ Doom 2.4
08. “When I’m In The Club” Feat. Tommy G 2.7
07. “Krazy” 3.4
06. “Pop Ma Colla On ‘Em” 3.5
05. “I’m A Legend” 3.5
04. “I’mma Dawg” 3.6
03. “Unstoppable” 3.8
02. “2 Kool” Feat. Lil’ Doom & GMC 4.3
01. “The Exorcism Of Phillip Lewis” 4.4


Average CD Rating Review:

Total Score: 43.2
Total Songs: / 17
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Average CD Rating: 2.5