Review #1,630: South Coast Shorty "The Hot Girl"

Reviewed on 2.06.2017 (Review #1,630)

Before I get into tha next review, lemme give y’all an insight on yesterday: I guess Superbowl parties aren’t what they’re meant to be? Each year, that stupid Superbowl comes up, I usually am in my own world, mainly doin’ CD reviewz. Yesterday, I was able to accomplish three CD reviewz and was on a high, as my boy, Doe-Doe, shook back & iz now on Instagram! Even with tha work day a lil’ off, I was really high on spirits. This prolly was my 1^st Superbowl party outside of my house that I’ve been to. Well, I guess it wasn’t what it was meant to be. I was asked to go to someone’s house that I’ve never been to, before, and not even five minutes into tha house, I got up to get a sip of fruit punch, my seat got stolen by tha uncle & I was asked, “Are you gay?” Like, really? I said, “Really? That’s why, they have weed in tha world!” Then, continued to get harassed… Throughout my 28 years, I’ve been able to overcome my autism/Asperger’s syndrome. However, last night, I felt like I was a pre-teenager, again! I was laying on floors, just zoned out, listenin’ to music and then, I went upstairs, went into some play set thing and laid in it… I had a shit-ton of moodswings and was ramblin’ off a lotta bullshit ‘cause I was pissed! A few times, includin’ when we went back to my boy’s house, a few tears were randomly comin’ outta my eyes… With that bein’ said, tha party had no alcohol, no weed, no risky activites and I ain’t get to talk to Doe-Doe after I fleed tha party… WORST SUPERBOWL PARTY OF ALL-TIME!!!!!!!!!! Now that I’m done rantin’ about tha night, here goes my review for South Coast Shorty The Hot Girl, released in 1997 on South Coast Music Group & features Partners-N-Crime, 7 Leaf Figure, Congo, B Shype, Smoke & Recon. Start Time: 6:45 AM | End Time: 7:21 AM

Disclaimer: I rate each song from 1.0 – 5.0; each rating iz my own opinion! I only please myself wit my ratings! I don’t care how lyrical you are, as long as it’s jammin’ enough for me to like it! I look for beats, then vocals, and then lyrics. To determine my favorites, I will differ tha 4.0 ratings. If a song gets at least a 4.0 rating from me, I love it already. If at least a 4.6 rating, I pretty much really love it, as it’s considered mindblowin’ when I hear it! Any song can earn up to a maximum of a 5.0 rating. Anything I type before “ >>> “ iz what I’m sayin’ before I listen to tha song; anything after I type “ >>> “ iz what I think of tha song while I’m listening to it. If you sound like anything too mainstream for me, have auto-tune in your vocals, or talk about nothin’ but money and hoes (which I consider ‘typical’ topics), I’m not buyin’ it!

© 2017 CD Review (Review #1,630) reviewed on 2.06.2017 by FrankieThaLuckyDog.

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01. “Represent” feat. Master Smoke

>>> Sounds like a good lil’ party-like song, kinda like what a normal Superbowl party would sound like, if it was 20 years ago… Tha hook’s kinda catchy wit this “nookie;” random? Nice lil’ representation fa tha “5…0…4…,” here; good shit… My Rating: 3.7

02. Pete Wee (Woodro Kenfolk)
>>> Decent beat, here; sounds like random ramblin’… I’ono, but this sounds like too much random ramblin’; I’ll just consider it a skit… My Rating: N/A

03. “P Make The World Go-Round” feat. B Shype

>>> An okay beat; odd singin’, here, wit this “pussy” that makes “the world go-round…” Hearin’ you on tha 1^st verse and you’re tha “pussy” teacher/preacher, here; bring it! Tha rest of this iz ehh, especially with all tha B Shype parts… My Rating: 2.8

04. “Take It From The Back”
>>> Now, a song fa tha dicks, here; you doin’ a decent job wit tha hook, here… Tha upbeat beat sounds betta than err-thang on this, at tha moment… Hearin’ tha 1^st verse and it’s a good lil’ “shake”-type anthem, here… Tha rest of this aight… My Rating: 3.0

05. “17^th Ward Anthem” feat. Congo
>>> A slower-produced track, here; decent sound on tha anthemic hook… Hearin’ tha 1^st verse and it’s soundin’ decent, here… Hearin’ tha 1^st verse and it ain’t too bad, here; random lil’ 504-soundin’ verse… Tha rest of this ain’t too bad, but why it 7:19?! I thought I was done wit it but I’m not even halfway through it??? Aight, consider that two verses that went by—my bad, my self-esteem’s so low, I can barely focus with everything goin’ on!! Well, I guess this was two songs ‘cause it ends at 3:51? I really don’t understand… Well, I rarely do this, but I’ll review this as two songs… Hearin’ tha next part and it’s decent wit this beat/y’all rappin’… I prolly like tha 2^nd track betta, but I prolly feel like most are rated tha same, fa me… My Rating: 3.4

½time: This ehh… A 3.2-rated CD, so far; it iz what it iz… Prolly coulda been a lil’ more hyped-up than decent tracks, here…

06. “Hott Girl”
>>> Sounds bouncy, here; nice lil’ semi-funky beat, too… Hearin’ tha 1^st verse and it’s straight…; what more can I say? Tha rest keeps it movin’, in a decent way… My Rating: 3.5

07. “Gotz No Time (Wickie Wickie)”
>>> Sounds like anotha decent track, here… Upbeat and on-n-poppin’, tha way you know how ta deliver it, here… Good job wit tha rest of this, but I have nothin’ ta really say… My Rating: 3.6

08. “Take It Back Ta ‘89” feat. P-N-C

>>> Decent lil’ bouncin’ beat, here, wit all y’all holdin’ this down… My Rating: 3.7

09. “From The Back (Radio)”

See #4 fa tha review!

10. Recon (Street Date Fall ’97)
>>> Should be exciting, if I haven’t gotten to check it out, yet… My Rating: N/A

11. “Brother’s Keeper”
>>> Guess this iz Recon? Either way, sounds like a good street song, here… Hearin’ tha 1^st verse ova this nice lil’ undaground beat and it’s soundin’ nice… Tha rest of this ain’t bad, but this CD’s vibe makes it drag/boring fa me… My Rating: 3.7

Overall: I ain’t really fuck wit this CD that much, but it wasn’t terrible…

Rankings:

08.       “P Make The World Go-Round” feat. B Shype 2.8

07.       “Take It From The Back” 3.0

06.       “17^th Ward Anthem” feat. Congo 3.4

05.       “Hott Girl” 3.5

04.       “Gotz No Time (Wickie Wickie)” 3.6

03.   “Brother’s Keeper” 3.7

02.   “Take It Back Ta ‘89” feat. P-N-C 3.7

01.   “Represent” feat. Master Smoke 3.7

Average CD Rating Review:

Total Score:                      27.4

Total Songs:                      / 08

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Average CD Rating:       3.4