Monday, February 6, 2017

Review #1,630: South Coast Shorty "The Hot Girl"

Reviewed on 2.06.2017 (Review #1,630)

Before I get into tha next review, lemme give y’all an insight on yesterday: I guess Superbowl parties aren’t what they’re meant to be? Each year, that stupid Superbowl comes up, I usually am in my own world, mainly doin’ CD reviewz. Yesterday, I was able to accomplish three CD reviewz and was on a high, as my boy, Doe-Doe, shook back & iz now on Instagram! Even with tha work day a lil’ off, I was really high on spirits. This prolly was my 1st Superbowl party outside of my house that I’ve been to. Well, I guess it wasn’t what it was meant to be. I was asked to go to someone’s house that I’ve never been to, before, and not even five minutes into tha house, I got up to get a sip of fruit punch, my seat got stolen by tha uncle & I was asked, “Are you gay?” Like, really? I said, “Really? That’s why, they have weed in tha world!” Then, continued to get harassed… Throughout my 28 years, I’ve been able to overcome my autism/Asperger’s syndrome. However, last night, I felt like I was a pre-teenager, again! I was laying on floors, just zoned out, listenin’ to music and then, I went upstairs, went into some play set thing and laid in it… I had a shit-ton of moodswings and was ramblin’ off a lotta bullshit ‘cause I was pissed! A few times, includin’ when we went back to my boy’s house, a few tears were randomly comin’ outta my eyes… With that bein’ said, tha party had no alcohol, no weed, no risky activites and I ain’t get to talk to Doe-Doe after I fleed tha party… WORST SUPERBOWL PARTY OF ALL-TIME!!!!!!!!!! Now that I’m done rantin’ about tha night, here goes my review for South Coast Shorty The Hot Girl, released in 1997 on South Coast Music Group & features Partners-N-Crime, 7 Leaf Figure, Congo, B Shype, Smoke & Recon. Start Time: 6:45 AM | End Time: 7:21 AM

Disclaimer: I rate each song from 1.0 – 5.0; each rating iz my own opinion! I only please myself wit my ratings! I don’t care how lyrical you are, as long as it’s jammin’ enough for me to like it! I look for beats, then vocals, and then lyrics. To determine my favorites, I will differ tha 4.0 ratings. If a song gets at least a 4.0 rating from me, I love it already. If at least a 4.6 rating, I pretty much really love it, as it’s considered mindblowin’ when I hear it! Any song can earn up to a maximum of a 5.0 rating. Anything I type before “ >>> “ iz what I’m sayin’ before I listen to tha song; anything after I type “ >>> “ iz what I think of tha song while I’m listening to it. If you sound like anything too mainstream for me, have auto-tune in your vocals, or talk about nothin’ but money and hoes (which I consider ‘typical’ topics), I’m not buyin’ it!

© 2017 CD Review (Review #1,630) reviewed on 2.06.2017 by FrankieThaLuckyDog.

Link To CD: N/A

01. “Represent” feat. Master Smoke
>>> Sounds like a good lil’ party-like song, kinda like what a normal Superbowl party would sound like, if it was 20 years ago… Tha hook’s kinda catchy wit this “nookie;” random? Nice lil’ representation fa tha “5…0…4…,” here; good shit… My Rating: 3.7

02. Pete Wee (Woodro Kenfolk)
>>> Decent beat, here; sounds like random ramblin’… I’ono, but this sounds like too much random ramblin’; I’ll just consider it a skit… My Rating: N/A

03. “P Make The World Go-Round” feat. B Shype
>>> An okay beat; odd singin’, here, wit this “pussy” that makes “the world go-round…” Hearin’ you on tha 1st verse and you’re tha “pussy” teacher/preacher, here; bring it! Tha rest of this iz ehh, especially with all tha B Shype parts… My Rating: 2.8

04. “Take It From The Back”
>>> Now, a song fa tha dicks, here; you doin’ a decent job wit tha hook, here… Tha upbeat beat sounds betta than err-thang on this, at tha moment… Hearin’ tha 1st verse and it’s a good lil’ “shake”-type anthem, here… Tha rest of this aight… My Rating: 3.0

05. “17th Ward Anthem” feat. Congo
>>> A slower-produced track, here; decent sound on tha anthemic hook… Hearin’ tha 1st verse and it’s soundin’ decent, here… Hearin’ tha 1st verse and it ain’t too bad, here; random lil’ 504-soundin’ verse… Tha rest of this ain’t too bad, but why it 7:19?! I thought I was done wit it but I’m not even halfway through it??? Aight, consider that two verses that went by—my bad, my self-esteem’s so low, I can barely focus with everything goin’ on!! Well, I guess this was two songs ‘cause it ends at 3:51? I really don’t understand… Well, I rarely do this, but I’ll review this as two songs… Hearin’ tha next part and it’s decent wit this beat/y’all rappin’… I prolly like tha 2nd track betta, but I prolly feel like most are rated tha same, fa me… My Rating: 3.4

½time: This ehh… A 3.2-rated CD, so far; it iz what it iz… Prolly coulda been a lil’ more hyped-up than decent tracks, here…

06. “Hott Girl”
>>> Sounds bouncy, here; nice lil’ semi-funky beat, too… Hearin’ tha 1st verse and it’s straight…; what more can I say? Tha rest keeps it movin’, in a decent way… My Rating: 3.5

07. “Gotz No Time (Wickie Wickie)”
>>> Sounds like anotha decent track, here… Upbeat and on-n-poppin’, tha way you know how ta deliver it, here… Good job wit tha rest of this, but I have nothin’ ta really say… My Rating: 3.6

08. “Take It Back Ta ‘89” feat. P-N-C
>>> Decent lil’ bouncin’ beat, here, wit all y’all holdin’ this down… My Rating: 3.7

09. “From The Back (Radio)”
See #4 fa tha review!

10. Recon (Street Date Fall ’97)
>>> Should be exciting, if I haven’t gotten to check it out, yet… My Rating: N/A

11. “Brother’s Keeper”
>>> Guess this iz Recon? Either way, sounds like a good street song, here… Hearin’ tha 1st verse ova this nice lil’ undaground beat and it’s soundin’ nice… Tha rest of this ain’t bad, but this CD’s vibe makes it drag/boring fa me… My Rating: 3.7

Overall: I ain’t really fuck wit this CD that much, but it wasn’t terrible…


08.       “P Make The World Go-Round” feat. B Shype 2.8
07.       “Take It From The Back” 3.0
06.       “17th Ward Anthem” feat. Congo 3.4
05.       “Hott Girl” 3.5
04.       “Gotz No Time (Wickie Wickie)” 3.6
03.   “Brother’s Keeper” 3.7
02.   “Take It Back Ta ‘89” feat. P-N-C 3.7
01.   “Represent” feat. Master Smoke 3.7

Average CD Rating Review:

Total Score:                      27.4
Total Songs:                      / 08
Average CD Rating:       3.4

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