Review #494: Bayou Getto Clique "Onyamunkyaz"

Reviewed on 6.09.2010 (Review #494)




Keepin’ it goin’ for my marathon, up next iz Bayou Getto Clique “Onyamunkyaz”!! I LUV how tha title iz spelled like dat! For those dat can’t read it well, it means, “On ya monkey azz!!” Start Time: 12:11 PM | End Time: 1:09 PM


Quick Note: I rate each song from 1.0 – 5.0; each rating iz my own opinion!! I only please myself wit my ratings!! I don’t care how lyrical you are! As long as it’s jammin’ enough for me to like it! I look for beats, then vocals and then lyrics. To determine my favorites, I will differ tha 4.0 ratings (if a song gets at least a 4.0 rating from me, I love it already. If at least a 4.6 rating, I pretty much REALLY LOVE it as it’s considered “mindblowin’” when I hear it) so any song can earn up to a maximum of a 5.0 rating. Anything I type before “ >>> ” iz what I’m sayin’ before I listen to tha song. Anything after I type “ >>> ” iz what I think of tha song while I’m listening to it.

© 2010 CD Review (Review #494) reviewed on 6.09.2010 by FrankieThaLuckyDog. Other than tha main artist or affiliated people with tha main artist, this review iz to not be used in anyone else’s words!

Source (Where I Got Tha CD From): Google, louisianarap.blogspot.com and various blogs online


01. Intro
Here I go wit tha start ta this CD; DEFINITELY lookin’ forward!!! >>> Sounds pretty undaground for tha start here! I like how y’all said, “Onyamunkyaz, bitch! Tha album, nigga!” DEFINITELY on *ERR-BODY’s “munkyaz!!” Dat “Bayou Getto Clique, boy, ‘cause it’s tha shit” chantin’ in tha background’s DEFINITELY real anticipatin’ fa what dis mixtape gon be like!! Glad y’all gave a shout out ta “Baton Rouge” too! My Rating: N/A


02. “BGC”
Let’s see this self-titled song… >>> Sounds good fa a start here; DEFINITELY 90’s wit tha way tha beat sounds! Ooh, y’all from “Baton Rouge,” huh? I’m a HUGE God there when it comes ta how I hol’ it down fa err-body in BR!! Thumbs up ta hearin’ some BR shit in my marathon!! Tha 1st verse sounds good; VERY gutta here wit how it’s delivered wit tha kick-ass lyrical content!! Ooh, a 2nd ½ for tha 1st verse here; VERY, VERY TIGHT wit how it’s delivered!! All those people dat are called out in this ½ verse’s REAL GR8 ta hear in rhymes!! GUTTA-ASS SHIT!!! Tha 2nd verse’s soundin’ HOT here; gangsta shit in BR!! REAL GLAD y’all bringin’ dat G-shit fa tha 225!! Now, time fa tha 2nd ½ of tha 2nd verse here wit some rapid-fire rappin’!! “Swisha sweets iz all I smoke;” blow it in da air, ya dig! I like tha “no Girbauds, no Polos” part when it comes to how others ain’t rockin’ wit how y’all rockin’; tight shit fa tha 1996!! Tha 3rd verse’s bringin’ dat street shit once again! Keep this shit up, guys; y’all doin’ it GR8!! Only one part to tha 3rd verse but it still was gr8 ‘cause this WHOLE JOINT held thangz down!! My Rating: 4.8


03. “Higher Burning”
Looks like a cool title and I like tha “burning” wit tha “higher” so this should be pretty damn good!! >>> Sounds like a ‘bout-ta-build-up kinda beginning here wit tha 90’s-styled beat. Ooh, I hear tha 1st verse and it’s DEFINITELY HOT when it comes ta tha good shit wit smokin’ and tha streetz! “Let dat Endo relax yo brain;” good shit! Tha hook sounds like it samples somethin’? It still sounds good though, ya dig! Tha 2nd verse iz all about questionin’ if you wanna “make some babies” although it depends “on these ladies;” interestin’ shit… I would luv ta have a son but I feel like it would be a very long time from now… Ooh, a 2nd ½ of tha 2nd verse here and you finna get “higher and higher!” DEFINITELY feelin’ these “high”-type lyrics!! Good-ass shit; y’all KNOW how ta just deliver STR8-ASS shit!! “Smokin’ park like Jurassic,” huh, lol? Feelin’ dat line right chea!! I guess there’s a 1/3 for tha 2nd verse ‘cause anotha verse iz here and it’s soundin’ good too wit some mo smokin’-type shit! My Rating: 4.7


04. “No. 1 N Da World”
Let’s see what y’all bringin’ here… >>> Cool beat start I must say… Definitely good street vibe here for tha undaground in tha 1st verse! I can picture tha streetz in Sepia colors right chea, ya heard me! Y’all DEFINITELY bringin’ catchy-ass rhymes to this joint wit a good-ass set of lyrics! Tha hook sounds like it samples again? I dunno but still good… Tha 2nd verse’s pretty wild here for a start; just luvin’ tha attitude and emotions wit this street shit!! Shit, REAL, REAL, REAL CRAZY-ASS rappin’ from 2:11 – 2:17!!!!! DEFINITELY know how ta impress tha average undaground listener!! Tha 3rd verse must be REAL, REAL HOT ‘cause it starts off wit “mathematically!!” REAL GOOD-ASS lyrics right chea, includin’ some gangsta-ass shit wit “pullin’ yo chrome out yo pants!” DEFINITELY tha BEST verse on dis shit right chea although dat FAST-ASS shit from 2:11 – 2:17 iz DEFINITELY classic!! Tha rest of tha verse here’s too gutta!! “I let him get roasted. He posted in his own blood;” GRIMY right there!!! My Rating: 4.9


05. “Red Lite Special”
Damn, 6:19 on tha length fa dis joint? Betta be good… I know TLC’s wasn’t too long ago from dis so let’s see… >>> Kinda soft in tha beginning; a lil’ random wit tha R&Bish background vocals in tha beginning too… Okay, this iz more gangsta wit a G-Funk feelin’ in tha beat here; I see. Good shit for tha hook as it’s a “red lite special on they ass!” Tha 1st verse’s rhymes are good but REAL GR8 wit how they rhyme consistently!! What’s up wit tha weird “str8 ballin’, str8 hustlin’” singin’? Can be good if it was rapped but tha singin’ was just too weird; sounded like he was cryin’? Tha fast dude must be on tha 2nd verse here ‘cause tha rhymes are rapped really fast! Crazy-ass lyrical content in tha 2nd verse here; it’s TOO consistent once again!! Too bad I gotta deal wit dat singin’ before tha GR8 title part in tha hook; no need for it… Speakin’ of GR8, rhymin’ lyrics, tha 3rd verse has it too!! Glad there’s a shitload o’ gangsta-ass shit bein’ spit too!! DEFINITELY A+ on tha shit bein’ spit here; “some of tha best” (as I just quoted you) ‘cause dat’s how I feel when I hear tha consistent content!! Only three verses? I guess dat’s ‘cause dat singin’ in tha beginning of each hook… Even some singin’ at tha end too? I guess I can accept it… a very lil’ though. My Rating: 4.2


06. “Fully Loaded”
Looks like a familiar title of an album I reviewed not too long ago in this marathon; lookin’ forward!! >>> Good soundin’ of this beat right chea; nice and relaxin’ wit tha kick-ass bass! Tha 1st verse sounds like a lotta GR8 street rappin’ right chea! LOL @ tha “like a virgin/Madonna” part; good shit! Some parts in tha beat sounds like my cell-phone iz ringin’ wit tha business ringtone I have (it’s like each second in tha beat sometimes like in 1:12 – 1:14), lol! Tha 2nd ½ of tha 1st verse’s pretty gutta here; feelin’ tha way tha voice comes through ta deliver tha STREET shit to tha fullest!! Tha 2nd verse here sounds like my boy Dirty Harry, who randomly no less appeared in my head just now when I was thinkin’ ‘bout tha live review I did fa him. Good shit on dis joint right chea and I’m feelin’ dat gurl on tha hook! Tha hook’s pretty good and I’m glad tha gurl holds it down to tha fullest! Too bad there were only two verses here… My Rating: 4.6


07. “Krazy Man II”
What could this be? Part II? >>> Was gonna say dat tha beat sounds like it’s on some non-Southern shit for tha beginning but I believe there’s a few samples in tha beginning. Okay, tha 1st verse iz here and it has a familiar style for tha beat here dat’s kinda used a lot. Now, I’m hearin’ some Bounce “dunn-dunn-dunn-dunn”s about 10 seconds later. Pretty cool here… I like tha rappin’ so at least dat’s a plus too. Tha hook sounds cool too; good chantin’ fa it. Tha 2nd verse iz now here and it’s more about this “krazy man,” lol. I like tha “ya gotta have true Girbauds” part too; trill shit! I like tha hood shit here; a day in tha life of tha BGC! LOL, no 3rd verse once again… My Rating: 4.3


½time: Y’all REALLY holdin’ it down fa Baton Rouge!! Good-ass shit comin’ from y’all and I’m GLAD y’all took tha time out ta make dis CD!! Tha average CD rating iz at a WHOPPIN’ 4.6 right now; keep up tha REAL GR8 work!!


08. “Serious Bit’nes”
Looks like it gon be GR8 for tha “bidness” (lol, dat’s tha typical spellin’ I use when I’m ‘bout my “bidness,” lol)! Let’s see what y’all got! >>> Sounds pretty good wit tha beat so far; feelin’ this relaxin’, G-Funk style! Tha 1st verse iz aight so far; good shit bein’ spit. LOL @ tha “as tha—what?” parts before tha 1st verse ended! Ooh, a good-soundin’ gurl singin’ in tha hook here; good shit! Tha 2nd verse starts off wit some hot “light up some…” shit and sets tha mood gr8! NO ONE can “handle tha truth,” ya dig! Glad you announced dat people can’t “handle tha truth!” Sounds like there’s a lil’ bridge here from tha gurl and I’m glad she expressin’ ‘bout tha “bit’nes,” lol! Tha 3rd verse iz pretty good here… Ooh, a 2nd ½ for tha 3rd verse here and it sounds good wit a lil’ bit of singin’… My Rating: 4.3


09. “Nowadaze (Breakin’ Bustaz Off)”
Looks like it’ll be an anthem right chea! Still really feelin’ tha combination of words into one!! >>> Tha beat’s nice and upbeat here wit a pretty good hook too ta represent! Tha 1st verse has buku shit bein’ spit here and iz soundin’ catchy! “Watch me chase ‘em wit energy;” I like dat line ‘cause it gives you energetic power! Good job wit tha 1st verse and now, let’s see tha 2nd verse… DEFINITELY reppin’ for “BGC” in dis bitch, ya dig! Now, I’m picturin’ a hangout at tha house wit a “barbeque” ‘cause y’all mentioned a “barbeque” so you know this iz a good vibe here! I like how it’s a combination of two members of tha group back to back on tha verse! Good job wit how dat was delivered and now, let’s see what we got fa tha 3rd verse… Pretty good/gangsta/hood here so y’all got a plus from me just now! Even “pumpin’ tha party like Partners-N-Crime” on tha quote; thumbs up! My Rating: 4.5


10. “Standing On Da Korna (Here I Am)”
REAL CATCHY on tha title so let’s see if it pays off!! >>> Sounds like a sample in tha beginning; good shit! Sounds like how people would sample shit nowadayz… Cool beat fa dis and tha 1st verse sounds like some anxiety in tha way tha raps are delivered and tha voice? Hearin’ tha “here I am” part in tha title/sample and it sounds REAL CATCHY and a lil’ creepy/addictive too! Tha 2nd verse sounds laidback wit tha way it’s bein’ rapped… So far, it’s just aight but there’s a lotta consistency so I’m glad y’all keepin’ tha consistent music up! There’s a 2nd ½ of tha 2nd verse here and it’s a lil’ betta wit tha flow… Tha 3rd verse definitely sounds like it’s “comin’ from tha struggle;” at least tha lyrics are good here… This ain’t too boring; I respect your catchiness. I like how tha end of tha 3rd verse sounds ‘round tha 4:00 mark wit tha “trouble” shit; cool rhymes right there! My Rating: 4.4


11. “Onyamunkyaz”
Ooh, tha title track dis time!! Let’s see what’s up wit it!! >>> WHOO @ THA START!!! Luvin’ tha “fuck what I’m drivin’…!!” shit in tha hook; GR8 sample!! This beat even sounds REAL HOT wit tha sounds and shit!! Ooh, tha 1st verse deliverin’ REAL GR8 rhymes fa tha hood and tha flow’s REAL, REAL GR8 too!!! Ooh, tha “onyamunkyaz” title part in tha hook here’s REAL, REAL HOT/catchy; lol @ it!! Oh, tha “fuck what I’m drivin’!!” part iz tha 2nd ½ of tha hook; good shit and GR8 combination of tha hook this time!! Tha 2nd verse’s DEFINITELY prepared, as it’s “10 men ta one!” REAL GUTTA wit tha content right chea!! Oh, I thought tha hook was here already but it’s tha 2nd ½ of tha 2nd verse… Pretty gutta wit how it’s delivered; still LUVIN’ tha sound afta hearin’ tha hook!! Even more: A 1/3 of tha 2nd verse here wit some GR8-ASS rhymes shit to tha fullest!! Ooh, even MORE: A ¼ of tha 2nd verse; DEFINITELY good wit how y’all comin’ through!! “Drinkin’ Hurricanes” and just feelin’ REAL POWERFUL wit how this part of tha verse iz delivered!!! Now, we’re finally up ta tha 3rd verse so let’s see what’s good… Street shit; thumbs up ta this! Afta tha 4:00 mark once again, tha rhymes are soundin’ pretty tight! My Rating: 4.9


12. “It’z Real”
This should be anotha HOT one!! >>> Anotha sample for tha beginning, lol! Sounds good once again and this iz like West Coasty wit tha beat sound so far! Ooh, tha 1st verse’s CRAZY wit how it’s delivered wit these fast-ass rhymes!!! DEFINITELY HOT when it comes ta err-thang right chea!!! “High like a burna,” ya dig! I also feel that dat quote defines your status too! Ooh, this shit’s just KEEPIN’ IT UP as tha 2nd ½ of tha 1st verse’s on dat REAL-FAST-ASS shit!!! “Funkadelic sounds” so you KNOW err-one’s bein’ infected by tha G-Funk sounds, lol! LOL, it sounds like it’s mixin’ in tha middle of tha song? GR8-ASS rhymes for tha streetz right chea!! What’s up wit tha crazy mixin’ in tha 2nd hook? LOL… It’s gettin’ kinda annoyin’ now ‘cause it’s goin’ into tha 2nd verse… Tha 2nd verse sounds REAL GR8 though wit all tha lyrics; CRAZY-ASS shit to tha fullest!!! MAXIMUM undagroundness!!! Okay, now, tha 2nd ½ of tha 2nd verse iz here and I still here more annoyin’ mixin’ but it’s fadin’ out? A crowd came in… Okay, it went back to tha 2nd ½ of tha verse and I can feel it in tha voice dat this shit iz DEFINITELY “real” to tha fullest!! I decreased tha rating due to tha stupid mixin’… My Rating: 4.4


13. “Make Me Skeet”
LOL, tha pre-“skeetin’” times before tha “Get Low” joint in ’03, lol! >>> Sounds soft for a start but it sounds like it’s time fa “skeetin’,” lol! Nice and explicit here so I think I gon enjoy dis… Wow, this iz extreme… LOL @ tha “suckin’ like a tick;” ROFL!!! Ooh, time ta “lick her clit” accordin’ to tha gurl dat’s randomly in this joint! Sounds like I hear a lil’ “Freak Like Me” in tha hook here sampled? Dat’s what it sounds like… This iz LOL material right chea and enjoyable to tha fullest!! LOL @ tha “I wanna play Black Twister” part in tha 2nd verse ta err-thang bein’ spit here!! Funny-ass sex-type lyrics at its finest! LOL @ tha “my dick, my dick, my dick, my dick” part ‘round 2:28; keepin’ this funny shit up, huh? I always feel like extreme sex songs become funny ‘cause you get ta hear a lotta explicit content! My Rating: 4.4


14. Outro
Just a lil’ outro here? Let’s see what’s good wit it! >>> Ooh, sounds like heartbeats in tha beginning… Nothin’ really ta say… Just some of dat singin’ but it’s good ‘cause it’s like an interlude. My Rating: N/A


Overall: Congrats on dis shit! Y’all got an automatic five-star rated CD!! Keep doin’ tha damn thang to tha fullest!! Y’all REALLY reppin’ tha streetz of BR to tha fullest, ’96 style!! Hope there’s more from y’all out there!


Rankings (according to my ratings):

12. “Red Lite Special” 4.2
11. “Krazy Man II” 4.3
10. “Serious Bit’nes” 4.3
09. “Standing On Da Korna (Here I Am)” 4.4
08. “Make Me Skeet” 4.4
07. “It’z Real” 4.4
06. “Nowadaze (Breakin’ Bustaz Off)” 4.5
05. “Fully Loaded” 4.6
04. “Higher Burning” 4.7
03. “BGC” 4.8
02. “Onyamunkyaz” 4.9
01. “No. 1 N Da World” 4.9


Average CD Rating Review:

Total Score: 54.4
Total Songs: / 12
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Average CD Rating: 4.5 (automatically a 5-star rated CD)