Review #496: Big Heavy "Doggin' 'Em"

Reviewed on 6.10.2010 (Review #496)




Lemme keep it goin’ right chea! Tha next review in my marathon iz Big Heavy “Doggin’ ‘Em”! Looks Bounceish on tha title so I gon look forward!! Start Time: 12:05 PM | End Time: 12:59 PM


Quick Note: I rate each song from 1.0 – 5.0; each rating iz my own opinion!! I only please myself wit my ratings!! I don’t care how lyrical you are! As long as it’s jammin’ enough for me to like it! I look for beats, then vocals and then lyrics. To determine my favorites, I will differ tha 4.0 ratings (if a song gets at least a 4.0 rating from me, I love it already. If at least a 4.6 rating, I pretty much REALLY LOVE it as it’s considered “mindblowin’” when I hear it) so any song can earn up to a maximum of a 5.0 rating. Anything I type before “ >>> ” iz what I’m sayin’ before I listen to tha song. Anything after I type “ >>> ” iz what I think of tha song while I’m listening to it.

© 2010 CD Review (Review #496) reviewed on 6.10.2010 by FrankieThaLuckyDog. Other than tha main artist or affiliated people with tha main artist, this review iz to not be used in anyone else’s words!

Source (Where I Got Tha CD From): Google, louisianarap.blogspot.com and various blogs online


01. Intro
Tha “intro” might define what I gon expect from dis CD… >>> Sounds like you’re comin’ through wit a STRONG CD!! Sounds like it gon be like a G-Funk sound? Mixed wit all tha “hoes” too? Must be REAL GR8 wit tha combination!! My Rating: N/A


02. “Gangsta Walk II”
Time ta get it poppin’ here! This iz Part II? What must this be? >>> Oh, tha beat sounds familiar… Heard Dee-1 use this beat sound back a few years ago wit his “Rebirth” song. Sounds good wit you on tha 1st verse, ya dig. Tha hook’s pretty good; looks like an anthem although tha “Rebirth” song’s much betta… LOL, tha 2nd verse sounds like an ending rather than a verse, lol… DEFINITELY soundin’ anthematic here, lol! Oh, tha verse didn’t start yet? This iz becomin’ a weird setup, lol! I’m almost gettin’ dizzy wit this setup of tha verses and err-thang, lol… My Rating: 3.6


03. “We Want That Fire”
Looks like a good title; let’s see what you got here… >>> LOL, tha Young Gunz sampled dat beginning for “Can’t Stop, Won’t Stop”; ROFL @ all tha sample-type beats! LOL, I thought this was about “fire weed” but it’s REALLY inta “gettin’ dick sucked,” ROFL… Nice and explicit here to tha point! This iz anotha one wit a lotta chantin’ and anthematic feelings to it… It ain’t really confusin’ like tha last song when it comes to how it’s setup. I dunno about a length of 4:33 though; could’ve been two minutes less… My Rating: 3.9


04. “Leave That Shit Alone”
Really? 7:09 on tha length? What could this be? >>> Sounds like a live band in tha beginning? Very Jazz-mixed in this CD, lol. You’re teamin’ up wit a Brass band here… Interestin’ soundin’ on dis wit tha “smokin’ dat shit” and tha addictive people, lol. You’re spittin’ interestin’ advice here wit tha “leave dat shit alone / leave dat crack alone;” good advice ta those too addicted… LOL @ how tha band came in at ‘round tha 2:00 mark! I luv how tha flow sounds like one-word deliveries here; good job makin’ dis track! Yea, you know I’m currently dealin’ wit tha “borrowin’ pampers” as my brother keeps borrowin’ shit from me; it’s REALLY horrible… Especially when I’m NOT even in my house (I’m on vacation)! Sounds like tha band’s playin’ a lil’ somethin’, somethin’ before tha 4:00 mark and a lil’ whiles afta dat… Damn, what’s wit tha band still goin’? I gotta just sit here for anotha 1:49? WAYYYY too long of an—Oh, here you are at 5:54 FINALLY, lol!! Ya gotta “do it for your kids;” agreed! You’re speakin’ at tha endin’ wit an UPLIFTIN’ band here, lol!! Iz this a “’95” CD? I have ’96 as my source but then again, maybe this was Early ’96? My Rating: 4.0


05. I Wanna Fuck
Damn, anotha long one (6:17); let’s see… >>> Nice and smooth here afta all dat excitement from tha band, lol! And 1:52 has gone by so far and there’s no rappin’ so far? I mean, you’re holdin’ down tha intro down but really, how long does it have ta be?!? Honestly, this iz a skit? Should’ve been an ending to this CD or somethin’, not in tha middle of nowhere, especially afta somethin’ 7+ minutes long! LOL, singin’ at ‘round 4:49 FINALLY? Really long here but I’m finally gettin’ inta dis although it took about five minutes long? A+ wit tha “fuckin’” and all tha shit you’ve said within these 6+ minutes!!! My Rating: N/A


06. “I Wanna Git Hi” Feat. Dolamite & Lokee
Ooh, looks like a GR8 feature although it’s really “high” for tha title. I’ll leave it tha way it iz so let’s see how GR8 dis iz fa 5:45… >>> Tha beat’s really G-Funky and tha intro sounds REAL, REAL, REAL GR8 here wit tha “I wanna get high” shit goin’ from one speaker to tha otha!!! DEFINITELY sounds REAL, REAL GR8!!! Tha 1st verse’s pretty good and tha background wit tha “blowin’/inhalin’/exhalin’” sounds A+ to tha FULLEST here!!! Makes tha song sound REAL, REAL, REAL, REAL, REAL GOOD!!!!!!!!!! DEFINITELY a “gettin’ high” anthem to tha fullest!! LOL, before tha 2nd verse, it sounded like a “singin’-type” Bounce flow, lol! Now, tha 2nd verse sounds like some good, Reggae vs. Bounce-type flow wit dat “singin’-type” Bounce flow in tha background too; DEFINITELY GR8!!!!! Tha 3rd verse from you sounds like non-rappin’ shit here but sounds REAL GR8 ‘cause you wanna “not eat breakfast but get high instead.” Dat maybe a plus fa you but I rather eat breakfast ta stay up and THEN, maybe, you can hit tha blunt. My Rating: 5.0


½time: An aight/good CD at tha start but it’s gettin’ betta, slowly!! Keep it up as your average CD rating’s currently a 4.1!


07. “Project Hoes”
Now, let’s see how you’ll handle dis one on your own… >>> Sounds like a real catchy beat for tha start!! Definitely good soundin’ here and you’re spittin’ good, G-Funky-type shit here for tha 1st verse. Tha mix wit tha “hoe” sounds good too… Tha hook’s catchy too… Tha 2nd verse iz in tha “fuckin’” mode to tha fullest! ROFL @ tha “licked me in tha asshole” part and now, “licked you in your ass crack!” Pretty descriptive there, huh, lol? Tha 3rd verse sounded like preachin’ in tha beginning and then sounded a lil’ betta… My Rating: 4.1


08. Church Skit
A “skit” dat’s 3:43? Damn… >>> LOL, you have a lot ta say here… I don’t really have a comment fa dis; a lil’ too long once again! Tha Churchish beat sounds kinda cool on dis though… My Rating: N/A


09. “Is That A Pussy”
More long jointz wit 5:29 on tha length… >>> Sounds pretty good wit tha beat here; let’s see how you gon make “them pop!” I think there should be a Bounce “dunn-dunn-dunn-dunn” sound in dis… LOL @ tha hook and tha confusion if “it’s a pussy,” lol! Tha 1st verse’s not bad; not much ta say about it… Looks like you seem like you’re interested in “lookin’ at it” before tha 2nd verse comes here… LOL, sounded like it was a really short 2nd verse… Looks like a lotta shit’s goin’ on, includin’ attemptin’ ta “make tha pussy bleed,” lol! I like how tha endin’s soundin’ wit tha “ooooh, shit!” My Rating: 3.4


10. Club Bitches
What’ll this one be like? >>> I thought it was gonna be like a Barry White-sampled beat in tha beginning but it’s pretty good… Actually, I think it iz a sample of him. Also, it sounds like it gon be one of these skit-soundin’ jointz again? Iz this a skit or a song? I’m confused… This iz just a skit ta me and I’m subtractin’ dat “Fuck” song’s rating ‘cause it wasn’t really a song… You’re REALLY wildin’ on dis shit, lol! How much you REALLY got ta say??? My Rating: N/A


11. “9th Ward Hussle”
Saw tha front cover said it was a hit single; let’s see… >>> FINALLY, a Bounce “dunn-dunn-dunn-dunn” sound, lol! Sounds like this iz a catchy dance; I’m feelin’ it, lol! Tha 1st verse sounded good for this anthem; you doin’ ya thang fa it. Tha 2nd verse’s continuin’ it wit more dance moves… LOL, you really keepin’ it goin’ here wit all these different dances! You DEFINITELY entertainin’ fa err-body in tha undaground!! My Rating: 3.8


12. Outro
Okay, will dis be a song? I have a feelin’ it’ll be a skit ‘cause tha intro was a skit… >>> Yea, looks like it’ll be a “shout out” list since you said it… Glad you fux wit buku people and just really enjoy yourself. Tha beat sounds nice too on dis! You’re NICE and EXTREMELY outspoken in a GR8, tough way when it comes ta callin’ out people, ESPECIALLY tha females, lol!! My Rating: N/A


Overall: Good job here… A lotta talkin’ but you had a shitload of interestin’ shit ta say so you get a plus… Not bad wit tha songs; some were REAL good though! Keep it up!


Rankings (according to my ratings):

07. “Is That A Pussy” 3.4
06. “Gangsta Walk II” 3.6
05. “9th Ward Hussle” 3.8
04. “We Want That Fire” 3.9
03. “Leave That Shit Alone” 4.0
02. “Project Hoes” 4.1
01. “I Wanna Git Hi” Feat. Dolamite & Lokee 5.0


Average CD Rating Review:

Total Score: 27.9
Total Songs: / 07
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Average CD Rating: 4.0