Review #465: JBEE "All Eyes Against Me"

Reviewed on 5.24.2010 (Review #465)




Gettin’ back wit some more reviewz right chea… Tha 1st CD I finna review today iz from JBEE “All Eyes Against Me;” let’s see what happens. Start Time: 12:52 PM | End Time: 1:25 PM


Quick Note: I rate each song from 1.0 – 5.0; each rating iz my own opinion!! I only please myself wit my ratings!! I don’t care how lyrical you are! As long as it’s jammin’ enough for me to like it! I look for beats, then vocals and then lyrics. To determine my favorites, I will differ tha 4.0 ratings (if a song gets at least a 4.0 rating from me, I love it already. If at least a 4.6 rating, I pretty much REALLY LOVE it as it’s considered “mindblowin’” when I hear it) so any song can earn up to a maximum of a 5.0 rating. Anything I type before “ >>> ” iz what I’m sayin’ before I listen to tha song. Anything after I type “ >>> ” iz what I think of tha song while I’m listening to it.

© 2010 CD Review (Review #465) reviewed on 5.24.2010 by FrankieThaLuckyDog. Other than tha main artist or affiliated people with tha main artist, this review iz to not be used in anyone else’s words!

Source (Where I Got Tha CD From): http://www.myspace.com/lilswagger


01. “Dumb Shit”
How will this be wit only 2:27 on tha length? >>> Sounds much betta than most of your “shit” right chea wit a cool-ass beat and a tight hook fa tha beginning. I hear tha 1st verse and it sounds gr8. LOL, you were even interested in “tha Super Bowl,” lol? Sounds like there’s like too much of tha beat in tha 2nd hook… I feel like a hook should be consistent but DEFINITELY a NICE way ta start dis thang off!! My Rating: 4.5


02. “Flex”
Don’t know exactly what ta expect wit only 40 seconds… >>> Oh, this gay-ass song. Nah… I don’t even need ta hear typical song lyrics too! My Rating: 1.7


03. “Get It”
What’s this one? >>> Yuck again! Don’t need ta hear a 2007 beat (“Freaky Gurl”); let those times R.I.P. ‘cause I’m FAR away from those cunts I dealt wit in tha past! Too bad you used this wasteful beat ‘cause you sound good on tha consistent hook right chea. How ‘bout you rap on tha Mason/DMC/Sam Sparro “Corrected” beat (on right now on Music Choice Electronica makin’ me feel betta) instead? That’s at least tight! This was good and mixed up in some ways… Pretty good rhymes but tha beat had ta go. My Rating: 3.8


04. “Grew Up A Screw Up”
You forgot tha “c” afta tha “s” in “screw.” I think I might’ve heard this from you already? I don’t even rememba… >>> I guess not but I know tha beat, of course. Tha rappin’s good; I like tha “$5 bill” part. My Rating: 3.7


05. “All Da Way Turned Up”
Oh, no, this… They were “turnt” and you’re “turned,” so let’s see what’s up… >>> So, this was a Vybe beat all along? I neva knew dat… Lemme google it and get more info on it… AHHHHH!!! It’s correct!!! Good rappin’ once again though although this original song was somewhat fucked up ta beginning wit; I only liked tha hook originally. My Rating: 3.4


06. “Hit The Floor”
Don’t know what I gon hear… >>> This iz catchy; I like this sample a lil’ bit and how tha beat sounds. You sound good on tha verse; sounds like you’re pretty obsessed wit all tha drug shit you rappin’ ‘bout fa only 16… I dunno… Even down to tha “hoes/bitches” shit… I always say dat drugs increase your age quicker than your actual “age.” My Rating: 4.4


07. “He Ain’t Me”
Of course but sometimes, you gotta keep it original and sometimes, you gotta drop tha constant sex rhymes! >>> Okay/good beat and tha hook’s good; sounds like it’s like an anthem or somethin’. You have “a gurl” already? Wow… Unfortunately, what I said about tha preview wit tha “costant sex rhymes” ain’t true here… If you say “someone ain’t you,” why you rappin’ typical then? I guess this iz more of a ladies song or somethin’… Not really feelin’ all these typical rhymes… What’s wit tha long beat outro? My Rating: 2.8


½time: Aight so far… Two songs really got me pumped but tha others are aight/not good. Tha average CD rating currently iz 3.5.


08. “Gucci Bandanna”
Oh no, anotha gay song? >>> Ehh… Yucky typical rhymes so I have no feedback. My Rating: 1.1


09. “Sex On The Floor”
Oh on, almost four minutes long? Seriously…? >>> There’s even a gay lady tag or some shit in tha background frequently… I can’t get inta this; too borin’ and too typical. Can you please buy beats off of me? I won’t tag all tha way through! My Rating: 1.3


10. “My Shawty”
I have a feelin’ this iz gonna suck and be tha Plies/T-Pain beat. If dat iz, I might skip ‘cause it’s bad-ass ’07!! >>> Thank God I didn’t make this tha 1st review I reviewed on my new laptop! Saved dat fa someone REAL TIGHT like Lil’ Mista!!! Gonna skip it right now without hearin’! My Rating: 1.0


11. “I Look Gud”
LOL @ “gud;” looks like I gon skip anotha one! >>> Bleh… Why tha “polo” rhymes on this gay-ass song? Too short of a song; barely any feedback comin’ from me. EHHHHHHHHHHHHHH @ dat hook!!!!!!!!!!! My Rating: 1.4


12. “Out The Jungle”
I don’t know what this’ll be like… >>> Finally, sounds original and sounds more normal than dat mess I dealt wit before! Sounds off-beat @ :50? Tha 1st verse was aight; I like tha hook betta as it sounds undaground 90’s for tha South. Sounds catchy on tha 2nd verse wit tha “FBI, FBI” that’s “knockin’ on tha do’!” My Rating: 4.1


13. “Real Deal Fresh Pill”
I can see tha clothes but a “pill” that’s “fresh,” lol? Let’s see what’s REALLY up here… >>> Sounds like I know it wit tha Trae “Swang” sample in tha beginning? Then again, I rememba this a lil’ bit from one of tha old “Pyrex Radio” mixtape… Anyway, sounds a lil’ mixed up… I don’t know what ta say here. All I know iz at tha end of tha 1st verse, it was too typical wit tha “bitch suckin’ your dick;” uh, you luv bein’ typical, huh? My Rating: 2.2


14. “Big Money”
Last one… >>> Might skip this one too ‘cause it’s tha Young Jeezy “I Luv It” beat; why am I typin’ dat four years later? No homo? UGH!!!!! I have ta deal wit this?!?!?!? My back hurts right now… Boring, typical lyrics in tha 1st verse and tha “hoes on tha team” shit in tha hook’s too typical. Tha 2nd verse sounded random too… My Rating: 1.1


Overall: Got pretty messy towards tha end; only three songs were good.


Rankings (according to my ratings):

14. “My Shawty” 1.0
13. “Gucci Bandanna” 1.1
12. “Big Money” 1.1
11. “Sex On The Floor” 1.3
10. “I Look Gud” 1.4
09. “Flex” 1.7
08. “Real Deal Fresh Pill” 2.2
07. “He Ain’t Me” 2.8
06. “All Da Way Turned Up” 3.4
05. “Grew Up A Screw Up” 3.7
04. “Get It” 3.8
03. “Out The Jungle” 4.1
02. “Hit The Floor” 4.4
01. “Dumb Shit” 4.5


Average CD Rating Review:

Total Score: 36.5
Total Songs: / 14
-----------------------------
Average CD Rating: 2.6