Review #486: RoyDezzy "It's Showtime"

Reviewed on 5.30.2010 (Review #486)




‘Bout ta go to tha buffet for dinner but before I do, it’s time fa my 4th review of tha day: RoyDezzy “It’s Showtime”, lol. Glad you remembered tha apostrophe in “it’s!” Start Time: 4:33 PM | End Time: 5:29 PM


Quick Note: I rate each song from 1.0 – 5.0; each rating iz my own opinion!! I only please myself wit my ratings!! I don’t care how lyrical you are! As long as it’s jammin’ enough for me to like it! I look for beats, then vocals and then lyrics. To determine my favorites, I will differ tha 4.0 ratings (if a song gets at least a 4.0 rating from me, I love it already. If at least a 4.6 rating, I pretty much REALLY LOVE it as it’s considered “mindblowin’” when I hear it) so any song can earn up to a maximum of a 5.0 rating. Anything I type before “ >>> ” iz what I’m sayin’ before I listen to tha song. Anything after I type “ >>> ” iz what I think of tha song while I’m listening to it.

© 2010 CD Review (Review #486) reviewed on 5.30.2010 by FrankieThaLuckyDog. Other than tha main artist or affiliated people with tha main artist, this review iz to not be used in anyone else’s words!

Source (Where I Got Tha CD From): http://www.datpiff.com/KWeezy_D-Fresh_roydezzy_Its_Showtime.m117081.html


01. “Dumb”
Startin’ dis thang off… Let’s see what you got. >>> LOL, tha first nine seconds and all of a sudden, it rewound back to tha beginning? This iz betta than usual from you for tha start so far; good beat and acceptable topic here wit a good hook. Tha 1st verse’s cool; I can fuck wit it. ROFL @ tha 2nd verse: “Gimme dat pussy! I’ma stab it like Michael;” okay, lol!! My Rating: 3.6


02. “Goonz” Feat. C.O.
Tha 2nd time I gon hear tha C.O. dude; hope he comes through like he did tha last time! >>> Starts off RIGHT away, no less wit dat dude C.O.!! WTF? What’s wit tha first few seconds and then, just rewinds? Dis happened on one of tha Lil’ Phat CDs and I HATED what they did to it ‘cause it confused tha shit outta me! Anyway, this iz much more above your level; feelin’ it! Tha beat’s pretty gutta here and I like how you come through wit tha hook about tha “goonz!” As far as tha 1st verse, it’s all of a sudden about tha females? What does dat have ta do about “tha goonz comin’?” Let’s see dis boy C.O. up next… LOL @ tha “got ya stankin’ like you poo!” Cool 2nd verse here; much betta than tha 1st verse!! My Rating: 4.2


03. “She Hooked On Me” Feat. D-Fresh
It’s “ed” at tha end; you forgot it/might’ve not known it. >>> AHH @ THA 1ST NINE SECONDS EFFECT!!! Givin’ ‘em “orgasms,” huh, lol? Finally hearin’ some of tha Alley Boyz, lol? I was ‘pose ta hear ‘em back last April but their manager neva sent me anything, lol. It was quite ironic dat he added me on YouTube just a few weeks ago; unexpected… I wonder what happened to their manager all dat time? Tha hook’s aight; I didn’t think there was singin’… You’re on tha 1st verse and it’s okay; that’s it. You’re on tha 2nd verse here too and it sounds like anotha aight verse. There’s really nothin’ ta comment about dis; it’s an okay song. My Rating: 3.3


04. Speakin’ 2 Da World
What will you say? >>> LOL @ a MySpace comment… I didn’t expect dis ta be a skit… Glad you took tha “Crank Dat RoyDezzy” off although tha “Blow Yo Mind Muzik Group” thing was a lil’ unexpected wit what happened to you… My Rating: N/A


05. “Rock Diz Shit”
Let’s see here… >>> Okay, this iz junky; no A-Tune!! Tha singin’s weird in tha hook; sounds like you were infected wit a LilWayneSyndrome drug again! Tha rhymes are a lil’ cool though at times; I like how they’re back ‘n’ forth… I don’t really have anything ta say about tha 2nd verse…; not as catchy as tha 1st verse. Gay ending wit tha A-Tune… My Rating: 2.3


06. “Like U”
LOL @ tha small title here… >>> An original beat? LOL, what iz this? Sounds like we’re at a castle or somethin’, lol! Tha kicks sound like tha Tiffany Evans/Ciara “Promise Ring” joint but this beat’s a lil’ betta than some of tha beats you pick. Okay 1st verse; you’re in luv… Tha hook once again iz you in luv, deeply… Short 2nd verse, lol? My Rating: 3.0


07. “Shittin’ On Niggaz”
Where’s tha missin’ “t” in “shitin’,” lol? >>> All these websites in tha beginning: are they website beats? If so, dat’s cool ‘cause they’re not jacked beats! Tha hook sounds aight; nothin’ bad so far… Tha 1st verse sounds like you on tha grind here; “sub-zero” / “stackin’ my legos!” “Eatin’ websites like a virus;” L-O-L-O-L!! You just LUV “eatin’,” lol!! Tha 2nd verse sounds like you’re still on your grind… “Humer,” huh? Everyone drives these dayz, lol… I’m still waitin’… My Rating: 3.5


08. “Freestyle Pt. 2”
What’s this Pt. 2, lol? >>> Oh no, back to tha A-Tune shit again? This beat almost sounds like T.I.’s “What Up, What’s Happnin’” beat… Oh, iz this like an “Eat U” Pt. 2, lol? Nothin’ really ta say ‘bout dis. When I hear you on tha hook, I picture dat infected LilWayneSyndrome or somethin’, lol. “I’m out, bitch. No outro;” aight… My Rating: 2.0


09. “Get Wit Me”
>>> Tha beat sounds like it fits you here; it ain’t dat bad… This sounds like typical shit wit all tha “ass” and shit; how many kinds of songs you gon make like dis? LOL, “I ain’t Big Bird, but I got some big feet;” LOL… “Big feet,” I see… My Rating: 1.8


10. “Bingo”
“Bingo”-what? >>> Uh oh, a coin droppin’ in tha beginning? Sounds like some older Big Tymers-type beat in tha beginning and then, just sounds like a random beat you’d hear now… Sounds okay so far… I don’t really have much comments about dis but glad you “want chips like casino.” My Rating: 2.7


½time: I think it’s an aight CD so far but tha average CD rating’s only at 2.9, which wasn’t as high as tha “Eye Of The Devil” review I did…


11. “1 More Time”
What’s this one? >>> Huh, a fade-in intro? Oh no, someone had this beat where it sampled Madonna’s “This Used To Be My Playground”… Shit, dis was a while ago. ROFL, it’s Vybe on tha beat; no wonder why I heard it in tha past! LOL, Dezzy, you and tha Vybe beat, lol! Tha song sounds okay once again so far but iz a boost wit this beat. Oh, I rememba: L.A. Tre used dis beat originally when I heard his “Capitol Punishment Vol. 1” CD (tha song was “Thinkin’ Of You”). His song was betta but I can deal wit you here… Sounds like you’re really givin’ here as you just want “one more fuck,” lol! My Rating: 3.4


12. “Still Famous”
I wonder what dis gon sound like… >>> AHH @ THA NINE SECONDS EFFECT!!! It sounds pretty good on tha beat here and it sounds like you just wanna keep puttin’ out dis music. Well, thanx to these reviewz, you can see how well/worse you’re doin’ so at least you have an overview ta look at. LOL, what happened from 1:24 – 1:26 wit tha sound? Sounds like you gettin’ “fucked” to tha fullest (not bad, but sexually) when it comes to bein’ “onstage” and shit, lol. My Rating: 3.6


13. “Fly Away”
Looks like a familiar title? Then again, your music usually neva repeats on your CDs… >>> L.A. Tre had a “Fly Away” joint but sounded awful wit A-Tune all ova it. I wonder if you’re goin’ tha same route… YUCK, YOU ARE!! I wonder if this iz tha same exact beat too… ROFL @ this 1st verse… “Look who’s playin’ daddy” and this “blood test” part; ROFL!! Funny part right there… LOL @ tha start to tha 2nd verse wit there bein’ someone havin’ “an attitude,” lol! My Rating: 2.5


14. “I’m Me”
>>> Glad you keepin’ it to yourself here as you’re “you.” Tha 1st verse has some gay dances in it; no need ta do dat for tha ladies! Fuck tha dancin’… Speakin’ of me just sayin’, “fuck tha dancin’,” you said you, “ain’t dancin’ on a hoe?” Okay, then, no “dancin’,” lol! Gay part @ 1:27… Not a good way ta start tha 2nd verse off… No comment on it; you’re okay wit all these raps goin’ on… Tha 3rd verse sounds like you feelin’ good in tha club or somethin’, lol. My Rating: 2.8


15. “Freestyle Pt. 3”
Part 3!!! >>> I wonder who dis “Johnny Juliano” person on tha beats… What’s wit tha length of 3:39 for a “freestyle?” What was up wit tha rewindin’ @ :39 too? I’m not really inta what’s bein’ spit here; sounds like non-above-average-type rappin’… A “freestyle” iz ‘pose ta go hard! Okay, it sounds a lil’ betta @ 2:38 wit “dunkin’ wit O’Neil” and “swimmin’ wit tha seals,” lol! Sounds like you’re gangsta once tha 3:00 mark occurs, lol? LOL… “Sell like an Opera,” huh? Here ya go then: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X0ehAAhcU-o <- CLASSIC SHIT!!!!! My Rating: 3.1


16. “Loaded”
What’ll this be like? >>> ROFL, a toilet flush in tha beginning? What tha, lol? Okay, this iz much betta fa me; I like tha “gettin’ loaded” feelin’ in tha hook! I also like dat you “ridin’ ‘round” too! Tha 1st verse sounds aight… It’s good when there’s tha “high” lyrics in it, ya dig. My Rating: 4.2


17. “Broken Heart” Feat. D-Fresh
Oh… *Ran outta words ta say* >>> Tha beginning’s a lil’ stale fa me… Dat D-Fresh dude’s singin’ and it’s not really mixtape-fit material. Tha 1st verse was aight; nothin’ ta say about tha rhymes… Tha 2nd verse iz you and your “rockstarness…” My Rating: 1.7


18. “Gangsta Muzic”
What could this sound like? >>> Feelin’ tha beat start here; maybe you’ll have anotha advantage here… “Smokin’ real shit;” dat’s a plus fa you, ya dig! LOL @ how you said, “smoke tha best weed;” you have character in your voice at times. Pretty good song so far; I’m actually lookin’ forward to tha 2nd verse. “Got dope on me like it’s stolen;” where? How ‘bout a pic, unless you mean what you think of your rappin’? My Rating: 3.8


19. “MySpace Nigga”
Ugh @ a stereotypical title… I know dis gon be a lil’ weird/obsessive… >>> Sounds like an original production/website beat for tha beat here? I know you luv your Rock-styled Hip-Hop beats… Here you are on tha hook and you’re weedin’ out tha “MySpace niggaz,” lol; how random of a song!! Tha 1st verse sounds aight; there are some parts I like. I like tha “military” shit and a lil’ bit before dat, ya dig. Tha 2nd verse was aight once again… I mean, it ain’t bad or anything; you holdin’ it down… My Rating: 3.5


20. “Last Freestyle”
Oh, you squeezed in one more, huh, lol? >>> Anotha Johnny Juliano beat… It sounds like you have a slow flow here and it’s soundin’ good still… Not bad; I like your “microwave” endin’. My Rating: 3.1


Overall: Okay CD… Not exactly somethin’ I’d die for but it’s not your worst… I liked tha “Eye Of The Devil” betta though…


Rankings (according to my ratings):

19. “Broken Heart” Feat. D-Fresh 1.7
18. “Get Wit Me” 1.8
17. “Freestyle Pt. 2” 2.0
16. “Rock Diz Shit” 2.3
15. “Fly Away” 2.5
14. “Bingo” 2.7
13. “I’m Me” 2.8
12. “Like U” 3.0
11. “Freestyle Pt. 3” 3.1
10. “Last Freestyle” 3.1
09. “She Hooked On Me” Feat. D-Fresh 3.3
08. “1 More Time” 3.4
07. “Shittin’ On Niggaz” 3.5
06. “MySpace Nigga” 3.5
05. “Still Famous” 3.6
04. “Dumb” 3.6
03. “Gangsta Muzic” 3.8
02. “Loaded” 4.2
01. “Goonz” Feat. C.O. 4.2


Average CD Rating Review:

Total Score: 58.1
Total Songs: / 19
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Average CD Rating: 3.1