Review #469: RoyDezzy "I Eat Beatz (The Mixtape)"

Reviewed on 5.25.2010 (Review #469)




Gotta keep doin’ these reviewz and be on tha grind… Up next, now signed ta Roc Da Mic Records, it’s RoyDezzy “I Eat Beatz (The Mixtape)”. LOL @ tha title!! Start Time: 2:58 PM | End Time: 3:48 PM


Quick Note: I rate each song from 1.0 – 5.0; each rating iz my own opinion!! I only please myself wit my ratings!! I don’t care how lyrical you are! As long as it’s jammin’ enough for me to like it! I look for beats, then vocals and then lyrics. To determine my favorites, I will differ tha 4.0 ratings (if a song gets at least a 4.0 rating from me, I love it already. If at least a 4.6 rating, I pretty much REALLY LOVE it as it’s considered “mindblowin’” when I hear it) so any song can earn up to a maximum of a 5.0 rating. Anything I type before “ >>> ” iz what I’m sayin’ before I listen to tha song. Anything after I type “ >>> ” iz what I think of tha song while I’m listening to it.

© 2010 CD Review (Review #469) reviewed on 5.25.2010 by FrankieThaLuckyDog. Other than tha main artist or affiliated people with tha main artist, this review iz to not be used in anyone else’s words!

Source (Where I Got Tha CD From): http://www.datpiff.com/Kweezy_roydezzy_I_Eat_Beatz.m96694.html


01. Intro (I Eat Beatz)
LOL @ tha “Lemonade” beat bein’ too personal for DatPiff dat they had ta remove it… I can only get a 30 second sample so let’s see what’s up… >>> Not even a song, just a weird-ass intro wit weird-ass voices. ROFL @ removin’ an intro!! My Rating: N/A


02. “Pronto (RoyDezzy Mix)”
LOL @ you wit tha mix! Dezzyful, lol!! Well, let’s see what I think! >>> Oh no, Soulja Boy Tell ‘Em on tha beat… I’m pretty sure I don’t know this beat ‘cause I don’t follow tha mainstream anymore… Yucky Soulja Boy Tell ‘Em hook; how did you hook up wit Roc Da Mic? You’re on tha 1st verse and your voice sounds a lil’ childish… Your “dick’s so terrific,” huh? Just because of Auto-Tune? I don’t give a shit anywayz… “Don’t need a dick sniffer?” What? Random-ass lyrics but none of them are gr8 anyway… “Facebook” now all of a sudden? LOL, I got mine July 5, 2007; three years ago! My Rating: 1.9


03. “Feel Sorry 4 Diz Beat”
Can I cry since you “feel sorry?” Let me know! >>> ROFL @ tha fucked-upness wit tha start here; prolly a jacked beat… Weird-ass voice dat sounds like a homo here; not into it. What’s this DJ comin’ outta nowhere? Tha lyrics a lil’ betta by 1% this time. Oh, did I say, “lyrics?” I meant, “rhymes;” no lyrics here… Even though it’s pretty shitty on tha voice, it’s betta than tha last one on here. “R.I.P. to tha beat; I ate it.” DEFINITELY a NICE ending, lol!! My Rating: 3.1


04. “Mrs. Parker”
I don’t know what ta say… >>> Please fix your voice! Original beat this time? Doesn’t matter ‘cause your voice sounds real gay… This ain’t no original beat… AHH!! Your vocals are goin’ from right speaker to left speaker in my earphones!! Don’t make me dizzy, Dezzy, lol!! My Rating: 1.0


05. “Wasted (Freestyle)”
>>> “Bitches afta bitches afta bitches on my dick, sniffin’;” gr8 way ta open tha track, lol! Sounds like you’re stereotypical… Wit this voice, you’re TOO stereotypical!! It’s like, whateva you think iz “cool,” you want. Whateva’s “undaground,” you avoid. My Rating: 1.0


06. “I Got Dat Swagga”
I dunno what I will say ‘bout dis… >>> AHHHHHHHHHHHH @ “All The Way Turnt Up” on tha beat!!! How ‘bout I sing tha hook fa a second: “All tha way STEREOTYPICAL!! All tha way STEREOTYPICAL!!” Why you even have ta add to tha hook? No need ta hear this title! WTF @ tha volume decrease @ 2:17 and then randomly rose up six seconds later? My Rating: 1.0


07. “Stunt Hard (Freestyle)”
WTF @ these typical-ass beats that I hear 2347239842394247284729479124182310389120310239x?!? >>> You have a “nigga?”/homie? How? Iz it anotha stereotyped thing ta automatically have friends if you have Auto-Tune on your vocals 24/7?!? Why can’t you be like me? Someone different how does REALLY TERIFFIC thingz? No comment on this… My Rating: 1.0


08. “I’mma Dog”
Wonder what this iz… >>> I think I know this beat; almost sounds like “Say Ahh” but then again, I could give two shits ‘cause it’s ain’t Louisiana AIN’T ALL!!! What’s up wit tha start to tha 2nd verse? Why you just too interested in puttin’ all technology in your rhymes? My Rating: 1.0


09. “I’mma Do Me (Freestyle)”
Anotha “I’mma” already? >>> LOL, what’s up wit dat mixin’ in tha beginning? Why iz there an intro on this for you? Yuck @ tha DJ on this; why? He ACTUALLY thinks you “went hard” on this shit? What does he know? SMH… My Rating: 1.1


10. “Top Of Da Food Chain”
Huh? >>> “On Fire” beat so let this song go “on fire” before I even hear it!! Do you have LilWayneSyndrome or somethin’ ‘cause you’re EXTREMELY diagnosed…? Horrible rhymes; typicalness meets jacked beats and wackness!! My Rating: 1.0


½time: 1.3 iz tha average CD rating right now.


11. “Play No Games”
>>> “Welcome?” What was dat? A lil’ betta wit tha beat here but these horrible-ass vocals have ta go! “More goons than Plies on tha 1st date;” and? How ‘bout I say somethin’ like “More business contacts than last year on this day?” Sounds MUCH betta!! Boring rhymes; I’m yawnin’!! Please spit somethin’ interestin’!!! My Rating: 1.5


12. “Drop It Low (Freestyle)”
Don’t tell me dis dat “Drop It Low” song I think it iz. >>> OMG, it iz, lol. You REALLY like tha female songs, huh, lol? I thought you’d be on a Lil’ Wayne beat or somethin’, not a female-type song beat. “Skin like Darth Vator” (sp?); AHHHHH!!!!!!!!! RUN!!!!!!!!! My Rating: 1.2


13. “Amazing”
What’s this? >>> Ahh, someone sampled an oldie on tha beat (dat Kane dude)… Fine, “go ta court” then, if dat’s your wish! My Rating: 1.1


14. “I Get Pussy”
I yawn at dis title; it sounds like you’re just too much inta it! >>> Yawn @ tha “O Let’s Do It” beat; you HAD ta have this beat, huh?? Tha gurl “lights up like Times Square.” Guess what? I’m only an hour away from “Times Square;” want me to REALLY get a “Times Square” gurl? Tha hook just gets to my vains; ahhh!!! Really, what’s wit your voice?? Tha 2nd verse asks me: Did you have sex 152x at least? “She wet like Mississippi,” huh? Well, just hearin’ this mixtape makes me “piss-piss-pissy!” Why’d you keep tha whole beat here? Could’ve been just 1.5 minutes long or then again, 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 seconds long! My Rating: 1.0


15. “Best I Ever Had (RoyDezzy Mix)”
Anotha mix? >>> You’re not remixin’ tha beat; NOT considered a “mix”! Yuck @ keepin’ Drake on this too!! Currently listenin’ to this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dy2nBvtkgyE right now… Oh wait, aren’t I ‘pose ta focus on dis? I guess not ‘cause somethin’ BETTA iz on right now on tha TV!! Dat sound should get you in tha mood when it comes ta all these sex songs rather than these silly beats you rappin’ on! My Rating: 1.0


16. “Gangsta”
“Gangsta,” huh? >>> Tha beat’s a lil’ on tha betta side here but you still suck wit tha rappin’ AND voice… “I’m Hip-Hop, throw away tha R&B;” whateva you say… I’ll get Monica ova here!! My Rating: 1.0


17. “My Haterz Callin’ Me”
I dunno what this’ll be like… Ehh… >>> I don’t know tha beat so far but I know it had ta’ve been someone’s… Sounds like older music bein’ sampled in tha beat or somethin’…; boring. My Rating: 1.0


18. “Monsta”
I don’t know what ta say… >>> Ooh, familiar beat here; why can’t I think of what this iz? Much betta start but you still suck on tha voice so dat doesn’t help. I don’t really undastand much dat’s goin’ on here wit tha hook except tha “pussy” shit… My Rating: 1.8


19. “I’m Rollin’”
Now, what’s this? >>> Anotha familiar beat; kinda funny how I don’t follow mainstream shit anymore and don’t recognize these beats! Your rhymes on this iz DEFINITELY great fa tha jiggalaters. Howeva, tha voice destroys tha whole purpose of anticipation, fun and err-thang! “Jiggawasteful” right chea! Huh? A “bruh” @ 2:02? Didn’t qualify as cool wit this voice! My Rating: 2.0


20. “2long”
What can I say? >>> Sounds like an Usher beat… Speakin’ of “2long,” tha length iz 3:25; AHHH!! “2long” fa this mixtape!! Luved how you said, “Twitter,” as “Twitta!!” “Breakin’ all these virgins,” huh? Well, guess what? My virginity gon be worth a FORTUNE (not exactly money wise) when tha BEST gurl breaks it, ya dig!! “I make her pussay please-a!” “My bread, brah!” You soundin’ funny finally! Please QUIT if you been “doin’ dis shit fa 2long!!” My Rating: 1.9


21. “Day N Nite (Freestyle)”
What an ending beat… >>> SMH @ not knowin’ what this beat was… “Yum, yum, yum;” eatin’ crumbs… Well, maybe these “beatz” have been eatin’ but REAL TIGHT beats are just waitin’ to be ripped… Oh well, I guess you won’t get ‘em! Once again, I ain’t feelin’ these rhymes; very random. Stop it wit tha “MySpace” and all this “Twitta” shit, lol! My Rating: 1.0


Overall: Whateva… I thought you were gettin’ a lil’ betta when you was wit Lil’ Dee Cee?


Rankings (according to my ratings):

20. “Best I Ever Had (RoyDezzy Mix)” 1.0
19. “Mrs. Parker” 1.0
18. “Day N Nite (Freestyle)” 1.0
17. “My Haterz Callin’ Me” 1.0
16. “Wasted (Freestyle)” 1.0
15. “I Got Dat Swagga” 1.0
14. “Top Of Da Food Chain” 1.0
13. “I’mma Dog” 1.0
12. “Stunt Hard (Freestyle)” 1.0
11. “Gangsta” 1.0
10. “I Get Pussy” 1.0
09. “I’mma Do Me (Freestyle)” 1.1
08. “Amazing” 1.1
07. “Drop It Low (Freestyle)” 1.2
06. “Play No Games” 1.5
05. “Monsta” 1.8
04. “Pronto (RoyDezzy Mix)” 1.9
03. “2long” 1.9
02. “I’m Rollin’” 2.0
01. “Feel Sorry 4 Diz Beat” 3.1


Average CD Rating Review:

Total Score: 26.6
Total Songs: / 20
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Average CD Rating: 1.3

I believe you originally had tha lowest average CD rating and now, you broke your record again!!! WHOOOOO!!!!! How gay dat more than ½ tha CD had tha SAME rating!!!