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Wednesday, November 27, 2019

Review #1,856: Mouse On Tha Track & Lil' Cali "Twice As Hard"

Reviewed on 11.27.2019 (Review #1,856)


A lil’ break from da work release but also, from work… Not tha right time for vacation, smh…! Either way, takin’ a quick intermission from my old school/throwback CD reviewz and am reviewin’ this, thanx to Lil’ Cali bein’ my dawg (as well as Mouse On Tha Track, too)! This review iz Mouse On Tha Track & Lil’ Cali Twice As Hard, courtesy of Dat Me LLC! Start Time: 1:37 PM | End Time: 2:01 PM


Disclaimer: I rate each song from 1.0 – 5.0; each rating iz my own opinion! I only please myself wit my ratings! I don’t care how lyrical you are, as long as it’s jammin’ enough for me to like it! I look for beats, then vocals, and then lyrics. To determine my favorites, I will differ tha 4.0 ratings. If a song gets at least a 4.0 rating from me, I love it already. If at least a 4.6 rating, I pretty much really love it, as it’s considered mindblowin’ when I hear it! Any song can earn up to a maximum of a 5.0 rating. Anything I type before “ >>> ” iz what I’m sayin’ before I listen to tha song; anything after I type “ >>> ” iz what I think of tha song while I’m listening to it. If you sound like anything too mainstream for me, have auto-tune in your vocals, or talk about nothin’ but money (which I consider ‘typical’ topics), I’m not buyin’ it!

© 2019 CD Review (Review #1,856) reviewed on 11.27.2019 by FrankieThaLuckyDog.



01. “Everybody Eats”
Time ta kick dis off! >>> Luv how tha both of y’all keep this quality sound comin’, fa tha 2020’s! Definitely feelin’ tha production, as well as how Mouse luvs tha flow & deliverin’ tha hook! Anthemic; don’t mind all tha “money” shit, as well! Hearin’ Cali on tha 1st verse, strictly stayin’ full! Great job, just luvin’ ta eat! Got Mouse on tha 2nd verse, soundin’ dope; luv what he’s on! He strictly wit tha A+ flow! My Rating: 4.7


02. “Get Off”
>>> Sounds like anotha nice production, here, fa dem 225 streetz! Nice lil’ hook, Cali…! Speakin’ of “R.I.P. Soulja Slim,” just yesterday, it was already 16 years since he passed! Also, for those that neva peeped it out, my tribute video ta Slim, featurin’ all his music:
Back to da review… Got Mouse on tha 2nd verse, comin’ through wit tha consistent flow! Tell ‘em, Mouse: “Don’t be late, nigga;” all about bein’ responsible! Gotta put dat in they brainz! “Get out my ear wit all dat he said, she said!” Right! Lil’ Handy; been gone 15 years, as we just passed May 19th! Also, for those that neva peeped out tha Handy tribute video, featurin’ all his music:

Now, tha rating… My Rating: 4.5


03. “Big Mad” feat. Misdemeanor of PNC & Keedy Black
To da N.O., here? >>> Yeah, this has a nice lil’ N.O. feel, mixed wit tha Mouse production; dope shit! Almost sounds like a “Big Mac,” lol! If only I can get munched out, I can maintain tha 135 pounds of mine, which has been rising (used to be 115, when my Louisiana connection started; talk about munched-out)! Great flow wit Mouse on tha 1st verse, strictly havin’ fun wit dis shit! Can’t wait ta do it up wit him! Have his #, now; hope he answers this review, since it’s soundin’ nice, here…! I know he wanted to link wit me via Twitter, five years ago, when I celebrated his birthday…
Wit dat bein’ said, got ½ of PNC (spelled wrong?) on tha 2nd verse, here, comin’ through wit a nice vibe; 225 & 504 connect! Room fa Cali on tha 3rd verse, here, comin’ through wit a nice vibe ta get high to, it sounds like; definitely nice! I know I’ll be spinnin’ a good amount of these tracks, especially since I can play my iPod at my job; you know! Also, nice lil’ background vibes from Keedy Black, as well; great collab, reminiscin’ tha good times…! My Rating: 4.4


04. “Da Muscle”
>>> Just luv these Mouse flows!! Nice lil’ beat from tha non-Mouse producer (couldn’t ID them), as well! Glad he luvs ta have fun, at 35! I hope to have fun at almost 76, like my rappin’ granny! Neva age!! Got Cali on tha 1st verse, also 35; we tha greats! Tha ‘80s babies! We “#80sBabiesInOur30s,” like I say! Keep holdin’ it down…! “Gotta make sure all my people fed;” definitely fuckin’ right, Mouse! Can’t wait ta link witchu when I touchdown in BR, again! Just gotta get thru dis charge…! Hope it don’t go past January! Great job wit tha 2nd verse, too, Mouse; dumb shit! My Rating: 4.5


½time: Mouse been a lil’ quiet, lately, even tho he been makin’ noise on Level’s Deal Or No Deal 2 CD, released earlier this year. Now, we get an eight-track CD that’s twice as hot as if it was twice as long (16 tracks); definitely dope! A 4.5-rated CD, so far; definitely nice! One decade ago, it was Just Because & now, we got this! Keep tha consistency comin’!!


05. “Roots”
Like Valerie Broussard & Galantis, time to “put some roots down!” Ironically, that just came on Music Choice Dance, just recent! >>> Nice beat; feelin’ great, once again… Hearin’ tha hook and it sounds dope; catchy flow, Mouse! Luv how he says, “We got roots,” toward tha end of tha hook; dumb shit! Got tha 1st verse comin’ from Mouse, here, doin’ tha damn thang; definitely nice! Got Cali on tha 2nd verse, comin’ through wit his greatness; what else ta say? Y’all know what it iz! My Rating: 4.4


06. “PWM”
Wish I could have tha “W,” right now, ya dig? >>> Oh wait, lol, I thought this was gonna be called “Pussy, Weed, Money,” lol! It’s “Play Wit Me!” With that bein’ said, hearin’ Mouse on tha hook, as well as this dope beat and it’s nice! For Mouse to keep spittin’ money-soundin’ rhymes/hooks, it doesn’t bother me, due to how catchy he iz, with tha voice/flows! Definitely soundin’ nice on tha 1st verse, too; good shit—dumb shit, that iz!! Great job wit Cali on tha 2nd verse, too, strictly comin’ through wit tha heat! These songs are goin’ so fast, I’m, like, runnin’ (typin’-style) wit how I’m tryin’ to keep up wit these tracks, as they go with tha review! This iz goin’ by too quickly…! Keep bein’ “tha G-to-tha-O, A-to-tha-T,” Mouse!! My Rating: 4.5


07. “What U See”
>>> Sounds like anotha 504 vibe wit tha production, here; definitely nice wit tha vibes! Great job wit tha hook, Mouse; keep it comin’! Got Cali on tha 1st verse, this time, comin’ through wit tha heat! Definitely nice; keep “chasin’ [dat] M!” Got Mouse on tha 2nd verse, this time, comin’ through wit tha catchiness! I swear, he neva bores me! Outta tha decade-and-a-half he been around, he just keeps it goin’! I wish I was born in ’84, thinkin’ how great him, Cali, B-Real & others be! My Rating: 4.3


08. “Somebody Lied” feat. Adrian Bagher
Spelled “Adrian,” not “Adrien”! >>> Nice flute in tha beginning… I swear, I thought this was gonna be a depressing ending, which woulda ruined tha automatic five-star-rated CD rating…! Luckily, expectations are better, here! Sounds nice wit Dat Boy A—well, Adrian B, here, on tha hook; hold it down! Got Cali on tha 1st verse, once again, spittin’ some real shit on tha verse… May be real shit but definitely don’t sound depressin’; good job knowin’ what it iz! Yeah, “some say shmoke dies down when you beefin’;” time makes us stronger! Mouse on tha 2nd verse, here, even soundin’ catchy on this one! Just luvin’ that flow; A+, here! My Rating: 4.2


Overall: Did this review at a quick pace, due to tha limited time I have till I go back to work release (on my furlough)! Gotta appreciate every minute!! So glad I got ta review this, as I pre-ordered it from iTunes:
Great job, y’all! Y’all know what it iz! So glad to have new material from y’all & I’m glad y’all keepin’ it goin’, 15 years strong! Super-catchy flows from Mouse, great project collaboration from Cali & great vibes! Would’ve luved to reviewed this high, in tha field! We’ll have to wait till tha next collaboration project, in tha future, when all this nonsense iz clear of mine! Till then, keep up tha great work! Hope y’all appreciate this!


Rankings:

08. “Somebody Lied” feat. Adrian Bagher 4.2
07. “What U See” 4.3
06. “Big Mad” feat. Misdemeanor of PNC & Keedy Black 4.4
05. “Roots” 4.4
04. “PWM” 4.5
03. “Da Muscle” 4.5
02. “Get Off” 4.5
01. “Everybody Eats” 4.7


Average CD Rating Review:

Total Score:                      35.5
Total Songs:                      / 08
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Average CD Rating:       4.4 (automatically a 5-star-rated CD)

Tuesday, November 29, 2016

Review #1,599: Lil' Cali "Unfuckwitable"

Reviewed on 11.29.2016 (Review #1,599)


Have been a bit moody since I didn’t get my way last Tuesday, when I was ‘pose to have a special visitor to resurrect my Louisiana Awards. However, they couldn’t make it up to see me, so it ain’t happenin’! I’m not happy about it at ALL!!! I’m not important, sadly!! I decided not to post anything on Facebook & Instagram, so I’ve been post-free for a week!! With that bein’ said, lemme get back into my own world and review… Here goes Lil’ Cali Unfuckwitable, released on Uncut Entertainment, Travis James Entertainment & UTP Records! Start Time: 3:26 PM | End Time: 4:07 PM


Disclaimer: I rate each song from 1.0 – 5.0; each rating iz my own opinion! I only please myself wit my ratings! I don’t care how lyrical you are, as long as it’s jammin’ enough for me to like it! I look for beats, then vocals, and then lyrics. To determine my favorites, I will differ tha 4.0 ratings. If a song gets at least a 4.0 rating from me, I love it already. If at least a 4.6 rating, I pretty much really love it, as it’s considered mindblowin’ when I hear it! Any song can earn up to a maximum of a 5.0 rating. Anything I type before “ >>> “ iz what I’m sayin’ before I listen to tha song; anything after I type “ >>> “ iz what I think of tha song while I’m listening to it. If you sound like anything too mainstream for me, have auto-tune in your vocals, or talk about nothin’ but money and hoes (which I consider ‘typical’ topics), I’m not buyin’ it!

© 2016 CD Review (Review #1,599) reviewed on 11.29.2016 by FrankieThaLuckyDog.



01. “Gotta Get It Intro”
>>> EQ on tha beat! Should be good… Beat sounds pretty good; nice job with tha hook, here, Cali! Hearin’ tha verse and it’s soundin’ pretty nice, here; grind mode on lock! Acapella rappin’ at tha end; nice! “Where yo doe-doe?” Nice!! “Doe-Doe!!” My Rating: 4.2


02. “U Suppose To Shine” feat. Kevin Gates
No Gates listed on tha feature? Where are tha features? *Checks…* Yeah, what’s with tha uncredited feature from Gates? Tracklistin’ trippin’! My Current Rating: 4.8


03. “Money Hungry”
Not my kinda title, so let’s see how this goes… >>> Kinda not mindin’ this, at first… Yeah, this “chase that paper” shit on tha hook ain’t really fa me, but it ain’t soundin’ wack, here… Hearin’ tha 1st verse and it a lil’ cocky, but it ain’t too bad… Hearin’ tha 2nd verse and it ain’t too bad, here; soundin’ nice ta hear, as always… And, a 3rd verse, here, jackin’ a lil’ bit of Gates with his “don’t know what to call it” shit… My Rating: 3.7


04. Funny-Ass Mike Skit
>>> Kinda funny, but kinda ehh… My Rating: N/A


05. “One Way” feat. Level & Mouse
>>> Mouse doin’ tha beat, here! Speakin’ of this title, last night, I had a dream that I was at my hater’s house and Wne’s mom (I think it was tha mom) came through; crazy… This sounds catchy with tha hook, especially tha 2nd ½ of it with tha “hit that bitch (hit that bitch)” shit! Hearin’ tha 1st verse and it’s soundin’ good; can’t complain, here… “Seven dayz, same clothes, I can grind all week;” that’s me, right there! So much workin’, who needs ta change at home? I feel ya, Cali! And, we got Level on tha 2nd verse, here, uncredited, but soundin’ hyper, of course! Just luv how he comes through wit it! Shit’s sick, as always! Tha most-energetic dude!! And, anotha feature on tha 3rd verse: Mouse On Tha Track! Definitely soundin’ nice, here! My Rating: 4.5


06. “Middle Fingers”
>>> Sounded like Level on tha intro, as I almost couldn’t tell what tha tag was… However, I heard tha EQ Tha Misfit beat tag and, this sounds betta than tha intro track! Definitely feelin’ tha “middle fingers” shit on tha hook, dedicated ta Mr. EQ! Hearin’ tha 1st verse and it’s pretty jammin’ on this beat; superstar status! Hearin’ tha 2nd verse and it’s pretty nice, too! You good at creatin’ a jammin’ vibe, here, as you’re all peppy and holdin’ shit down! My Rating: 4.3


07. “‘Bout Whatever” feat. Tweeday, Level, Beelow, Scotty Cain & TeeJaye
>>> A Beezy Bird “bow” sample in tha background, here; nice! Great job wit tha beat, $hop With Ken! And, it almost sounds like Level’s joinin’ you on tha hook; nice! Hook’s definitely energetic; gotta feel it! Hearin’ tha 1st verse and it’s pretty nice from you, holdin’ this track down! Gotta luv that it’s official! Oh, heard tha 2nd ½ of tha 1st verse be Tweeday; nice! Definitely as hype as Level, here! I remember when I first started fuckin’ wit Tweeday; no one knew him! Now, err-body be knowin’ err-body! I’ono why, especially when y’all don’t wanna be friends wit anyone! And, I was right about Level, here! Here he iz on tha 2nd verse, comin’ through wit even more energy!! I’ono who tha dude iz on tha 2nd ½ of tha 2nd verse, but he sounds familiar; definitely nice, tho! And, I’ono about tha dude on tha 3rd verse—wait, I found it on YouTube! TeeJay, Beelow & Scotty Cain I ain’t know about; nice collab! Tha 2nd ½ of tha 3rd verse’s pretty nice, too! Good shit! My Rating: 4.6


½time: Definitely nice lil’ CD, here! You got a jammin’ vibe and you ain’t stoppin’ tha energy! Great collabz and productions at all times!! A 4.4-rated CD; keep it goin’!!


08. “Da Plug” feat. Young Dolph & Mouse
!! >>> Sounds nice with Mouse doin’ tha beat and hook; tight shit! It’s all about “da plug!!” Think: Edibles!! Tha minute I started this review, a lil’ bit went into me! Wait till this CD’s ova! It’ll be on!! Hearin’ you on tha 1st verse, Cali, and it’s soundin’ catchy; gotta luv tha flow/delivery! And, Young Dolph on tha 2nd verse, here, uncredited, but soundin’ nice! Can only imagine how y’all got these kinda connects when people just continuously fail ta see me…? Definitely a great collab, here! Y’all doin’ tha damn thang! My Rating: 4.5


09. P.S.A.
>>> Thanx fa dat! Yeah, this a bonus CD, not “mixtape!” It ain’t mixed!! My Rating: N/A


10. “Ain’t ‘Bout To Play” feat. Scotty Cain & Mouse
>>> Mouse doin’ tha beat, here, wit his “#DatMe!” Nice lil’ laidback, southern beat, here, on a more serious level… Hearin’ you on tha 1st verse and you survivin’ this bitch-made world… And, Mouse doin’ anotha hook, here, holdin’ it down! Ain’t recognize tha voice on tha 2nd verse but I looked and it says Scotty Cain. So, with that bein’ said, nice with tha feature… My Rating: 4.3


11. “Love Making Money” feat. Wochee & Mouse
Ehh… >>> Tha beat and Mouse intro/hook has me a lil’ hyped… But, you know I don’t fuck wit this shit at all! Wonder what I’ll rate it? You on tha 1st verse and it’s nice; you doin’ ya thang, as always… Ain’t recognize tha voice on tha 2nd verse, but it’s Wochee, soundin’ nice, here… For a “money” track, I ain’t mind this one that much, surprisingly… My Rating: 3.9


12. “Taking Off” feat. TeeJaye
Vroom! >>> Anotha Mouse beat!! Hearin’ you on tha 1st verse and it’s pretty nice! When you had a lil’ bit of flava in your voice before tha beat kicked in, you sounded a lil’ like Juve… I have to say, props for tha flava! A decent-soundin’ 1st verse, here; keep it goin’… Oh, here we go wit a feature! Who can it be, on tha hook? *Checks…* TeeJaye! Here he iz on tha 2nd verse, too, doin’ his thang… My Rating: 4.0


13. “Real Nigga” feat. Red On Tha Track
>>> A slower production, here…; can it last? I’ono about this loud beat that’s a laidback, slower one, but it’s ehh… Red On Tha Track doin’ tha hook and it’s whateva; not too crazy about it… Hearin’ you on tha 1st verse and it’s not bad; it iz what it iz… Hearin’ you on tha 2nd verse and it’s soundin’ boring with these chicks… My Rating: 3.0


14. “Get It Up” feat. Zoe Realla
>>> A Ken production, once again! Sounds pretty catchy wit how you comin’ through on tha hook wit tha repetitive title! I like how you gave “Nu$$ie” and “They Hate My” a shout out on tha 1st verse; definitely nice! Thinkin’ about Nu$$ie, it’s safe to say that I’m like Nu$$ie at my job! If they lose me, they lose a legend!! I think that edible startin’ ta kick in a lil’; uh oh!! Hearin’ tha 2nd verse and it’s soundin’ nice from Zoe, always doin’ tha damn thang! Great job wit how he doin’ tha damn thang, here! And, more from you on tha 3rd verse, here, Cali, comin’ through, divin’!! My Rating: 4.3


15. Lil’ Cali Outro
>>> Yeah, I went and got it through a $50.00 subscription… But, y’all can buy it on iTunes! Yeah, great job with stayin’ consistent wit tha CDs!! Tha Neighborhood Superstar CD was definitely nice!! My Rating: N/A


Overall: For this to be before Neighborhood Superstar was correct! Sounds pretty nice, especially to follow up with somethin’ better, too! Well, this shit done kicked in, so it’s off to video games and great music before my job existed!! Props, once again, to tha production and tha surprise features!!


Rankings:

12.       “Real Nigga” feat. Red On Tha Track 3.0
11.        “Money Hungry” 3.7
10.       “Love Making Money” feat. Wochee & Mouse 3.9
09.       “Taking Off” feat. TeeJaye 4.0
08.       “Gotta Get It Intro” 4.2
07.       “Ain’t ‘Bout To Play” feat. Scotty Cain & Mouse 4.3
06.       “Get It Up” feat. Zoe Realla 4.3
05.       “Middle Fingers” 4.3
04.       “Da Plug” feat. Young Dolph & Mouse 4.5
03.   “One Way” feat. Level & Mouse 4.5
02.   “‘Bout Whatever” feat. Tweeday, Level, Beelow, Scotty Cain & TeeJaye 4.6
01.   “U Suppose To Shine” feat. Kevin Gates 4.8


Average CD Rating Review:

Total Score:                      50.1
Total Songs:                      / 12
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Average CD Rating:       4.2

Tuesday, July 12, 2016

Review #1,512: Lil' Cali "Neighborhood Superstar"

Reviewed on 7.12.2016 (Review #1,512)


As I go through such bad anxiety for work 2morrow, with my enemy co-worker, here I am, fulla dat shit, anticipatin’ this review!! It’s Lil’ Cali, my dawg!! Tha legendary, Calitastic Cali!! Neighborhood Superstar, sponsored by UTP Records, Travis James Entertainment & Uncut Entertainment! OMG, can’t wait ta hear this!! I was nice and high two months ago & Cali posted this on his Facebook:


Wow, like, I know how ta let tha ones I look up to that they’re really holdin’ me down!! Luved listenin’ to tha old “Stuck Up” & “Me & My Thugs” wit J Buc from four, fives years ago, earlier! Made me feel euphoric!! I’m a celebrity, now!! But yeah, lemme get inta this Neighborhood Superstar while tha high still effective!! Start Time: 8:22 PM | End Time: 9:33 PM


Disclaimer: I rate each song from 1.0 – 5.0; each rating iz my own opinion! I only please myself wit my ratings! I don’t care how lyrical you are, as long as it’s jammin’ enough for me to like it! I look for beats, then vocals, and then lyrics. To determine my favorites, I will differ tha 4.0 ratings. If a song gets at least a 4.0 rating from me, I love it already. If at least a 4.6 rating, I pretty much really love it, as it’s considered mindblowin’ when I hear it! Any song can earn up to a maximum of a 5.0 rating. Anything I type before “ >>> “ iz what I’m sayin’ before I listen to tha song; anything after I type “ >>> “ iz what I think of tha song while I’m listening to it. If you use tha word “swag” frequently, have auto-tune in your vocals, or talk about nothin’ but money and hoes (which I consider ‘typical’ topics), I’m not buyin’ it!

© 2016 CD Review (Review #1,512) reviewed on 7.12.2016 by FrankieThaLuckyDog.



01. Ziggly Wiggly Intro
Ooh, he’s returnin’? Haven’t heard him in a minute!! Hope he still angry and crazy!! >>> Yeah!! Some1 who hasn’t given up!! Gotta love & respect tha Ziggly Wiggly!! My Rating: N/A


02. “Go Get It”
Here we go!! New Cali!! OMG!! >>> What a way ta distract from tha anxiety!! I’m definitely feelin’ how catchy this sounds on tha hook!! Brand-new Louisiana music outta nowhere!! Your voice sounds a lil’ different, at times, like, darker? Cali done grown again!! Catchy rhymes on tha 1st verse, here! Gotta feel tha 2nd verse, here, strictly livin’ like a celeb!! Props fa you bein’ one of those that really made me a celebrity, Cali!! My ’82, ’83 & ’84 babies; dumb shit!! Most-influential!! Also, speakin’ of “money in my pocket,” how about, on February 18, 2007, I first heard that (and, you) that day, which that song topped that review’s ratings! I was playin’ Quest 64 for Nintendo 64 on my 2008 computer in one of tha towns when I first heard you… Well, over eight years later, I’m on that same computer now, playin’ tha same game, in tha same spot, listenin’ to tha same artist (you, Cali)!! My Rating: 4.6


03. “U A Bitch” feat. Spitta & B-Will
Can’t wait ta hear!!! >>> Tha real shit!! Beat start’s crazy wit how it sounds, fa such a dark sound!! Mouse On Tha Track!! OMG, such a perfect way ta describe my enemy co-worker!! “Keep thankin’ you tha shit, but u a bitch!!” Dumb!!! Best hook I done heard in a while!!! Here you are on tha 1st verse, comin’ through wit some hot shit!! “I wasn’t punchin’ tha clock;” fuck, Cali!! How you know what went on?! Like, “I wasn’t punchin’ tha clock” till everythang was back to normal!! Spitta on tha 2nd verse, here, comin’ through wit dat top-notch gorilla shit! Yeah, this verse goes out ta them, who believed that “every co-worker should get drug-tested.” It’s like, why would I wanna be cool wit some1 like that? No need ta be fuckin’ judgmental!!! I luv how tha 3rd verse sounds like a different version of Pimp C, wit tha flow… Mainly, I just think tha flow sounds like Pimp, a lil’… I feel this, includin’ how “there’s snitches in my district!” Well, I’ono if this had happened to you before, Cali, but this a ***PERFECT-RATED*** song fa me!! Just goes with what I’m goin’ through, right now, wit that co-worker!!! My Rating: 5.0


04. “U Suppose To Shine” feat. Kevin Gates
Anotha Gates collab? Can’t wait ta hear!! I know you done done a few in tha past… I just gon treat this like it brand-new! >>> Really smooth, crystal-clear beat start from Mouse!! Definitely diggin’ this and this beginning sounds fantastic!! Definitely diggin’ you on tha 1st verse, Cali! Yeah, we be havin’ “tha same clothes on fa three dayz” at times! Shit, lots be goin’ on!! Gates on tha hook, here, and it sounds just as classic, if not, more classic like/than tha previous Gates collabz!! Here you are on tha 2nd verse, too, comin’ through wit dat pure content!! “If you answer when your numbers call…” Gates, we shoulda talked on tha phone and did some bidness b4 you got signed to a major!! Gates talkin’ afta tha 2nd hook… Anotha hook, here; lol, I felt like a 3rd verse was comin’, from Gates! I gotta point out that I luv how it sounds like classic Gates!! Louisiana/Baton Rouge Gates!! Not sellout Gates!! You & him know how ta make classics, without sellin’ out!! My Rating: 4.8


05. Ziggly Wiggly Speaks
Go get ‘em, boi!! >>> Good shit!! “Bitch, eat toilet paper!!” Yeah!! It’s all about us celebz hustlin’!! Real talk!! My Rating: N/A


06. “Flossin’ Season” feat. TeeJaye
Ooh! Somethin’ tells me this gon be somethin’ special!! Can’t wait ta hear!! >>> Definitely diggin’ this beat intro; classic-soundin’ 225-type shit!! $hop With Ken on tha beat!! Yeah!! Been waitin’ ta hear who it could’ve been!! Here you go on tha hook, strictly holdin’ it down!! OMG, this beat makin’ me real happy!! Ken, I wanna send you my new album! Gotta hit me wit dat address! I gotta also send it to you, Cali! Until then, here comes you on tha 1st verse, Cali, comin’ through wit some shit! I gon describe this as a celeb that knows what they’re doin’! Good shit!! TeeJaye, a newbie, on tha 2nd verse, here, comin’ through wit some good shit! It’s all about tha “trappin’” and defeatin’ “tha fake!!” Ugh, when will that co-worker call it quits?! They always want their shift to end! They always tell me not to visit my job on my day off! If that’s tha attitude, why don’t you quit?!? “Carrots in my mouth like I’m Bugs!” Oh, Cali!! Gotta fuckin’ luv your $25,000 teeth!! I want a grill ta shine in that bitch-made person’s face, like, “Yeah!!!” My Rating: 4.5


07. “Changes” feat. Adrian Bahgner
Recognize tha feature, I think? *Double checks…* Ahh, y’all got tha name spelled wrong! I figured that! Adrian Bagher, with an “A”! Dat Boy A!! LOL!! OMG, 1st time I’m hearin’ tha name change, sadly! I feel like I’m years behind, or somethin’? I thought he would’ve kept in touch wit me, but sadly, 2010 was his only year active wit me! I’ono what happened! Maybe, we’ll have a resurrection comin’ soon?! That would be nice!! One of them I look up to, and am gonna need him for dealin’ with that fuckin’ co-worker!! If she talk shit, just remember that I talked to Dat Boy A!!! >>> LOL! My manager’s birthday on tha length! Really diggin’ this beat start a whole lot!! A real slow start; definitely excellent!! Classic-soundin’ hook from Dat Boy A—oh, “Adrian Baghner”!! LOL! Makes me feel like that co-worker hasn’t existed, yet!! Cali, you’re on tha 1st verse, here, comin’ through, always needin’ them when you need ‘em! Just like Percy Keith, I gon write that dude every month till he get out! I swear, by tha time it’s 10 years, he gon have a letter from me every month ‘cause I’m that official, no matter tha “changes!!” Yeah, A! “Since I been fly, my life done got dangerous!” Fuckin’ excellent line!!! Here we go wit tha 2nd verse, Cali, comin’ through like a “dog!” So glad Percy made me a Calhoune!! “Needed ta cut a nigga off, like some dead skin!” Raw!!! Cali!! Fuckin’ RAW!!!!! Wow, I’m really happy!!! My Rating: 4.8


½time: Holy shit, Cali!!! Just when I thought Enemy Of The State was a blueprint classic, then comes Against All Odds!! Just as Against All Odds had obsessive ratings, here comes Neighborhood Superstar, with a fuckin’ 4.7 for tha CD rating ½time update!!! Enemy Of The State had a 4.5; Against All Odds had a 4.3; this has a 4.7!!! Movin’ up in tha game, Cali!! Can’t believe you can get better!! Most peeps can’t do dat!! Can’t wait ta keep it movin’, but don’t wanna go to sleep!!!


08. “Sick” feat. Level
Can’t wait ta hear!! That’s what you are; that’s what you turned me into!! >>> Holy, beat start really caught my attention!! $hop With Ken (Lil’ Ken) doin’ tha damn thang on tha beat!! Holy FUCKIN’ SHIT!!! Level on tha hook!!! Not even credited in tha feature!! Wow!!! Hook’s fuckin’ “sick!!!” Fuckin’ jammin’ on tha 1st verse, Cali!! You really got this shit goin’ on, in a “sick” way!!! Here you are on tha 2nd verse, comin’ through, holdin’ shit down at all times!! “Money right;” been on six dayz a week since January 2, straight!! Also, from May 3, 2015 – November, 2015, I did six dayz a week, too!! Great job, y’all!! Excellent shit!! “Sick!!” My Rating: 4.8


09. “Workout” feat. Mighty Mike
Oh, boy… Mighty-Fuckin’-Mike!! “Hit Dat Bit For The Gram”!! Can’t believe he got arrested & got caught up in all that shit! But, you got ta collab wit him; can’t wait ta hear!! Can’t believe I’m, like, almost a decade older than him!! Where’d tha time go?! >>> Mouse doin’ tha beat, here; leggo!! Nice intro; gets me anticipated! Oh, fuckin’ hook’s tha shit!! Luv how you makin’ a dancin’ song, here, Cali; you got this shit on lock!! Here you are on tha 1st verse, comin’ through, always got dat “money!” Luv how tha beat sounds on tha pre-hook!! Excellent-soundin’ shit, here!! Here we go wit Mighty Mike—Soulja Boy? Naw—on tha 2nd verse, comin’ through wit some jammin’-“azz” shit!! Just luv how he continuously keeps this shit goin’!! “Travis James Entertainment;” representin’!! He/Tha label followin’ me on Instagram & Twitter; that’s luv!! My Rating: 4.7


10. Ziggly Wiggly Speaks (Part 2)
Ooh, more!!! >>> Good shit!! Glad he holdin’ you down, Cali, “on tha B-L-O-C-K!!” My Rating: N/A


11. “Come Up” feat. TeeJaye
Can’t wait ta hear anotha TeeJaye collab!! >>> $hop With Ken doin’ anotha production, here!! Bass real serious, especially how it sounds like Zaytoven!! Really diggin’ this; I like this betta than TeeJaye’s previous collab!! Definitely a perfect song ta enjoy tha grind!! OMG, I wanna play all these jointz on my playlist!! Such a pure sound!! Here you are on tha 1st verse, Cali, comin’ through wit some nice shit! Definitely feelin’ how you comin’ through on this shit!! Fuckin’ lovin’ this!! You holdin’ down 2016, too!! Can’t believe I’m 28; can’t believe you’re almost 32!! Crazy!! Keepin’ it goin’ wit TeeJaye on tha 2nd verse, comin’ through wit a shit-ton of consistent rhymes, here!! Fuckin’ lovin’ how he doesn’t stop rappin’ this shit!! Kinda reminds me of a Gates flow, a lil’! Excellent hustlin’ anthem!! Let this get me through 2morrow & that fuckin’ person!!! My Rating: 4.8


12. “Everything” feat. Mouse, Young Juve & TeeJaye
Interestin’ collab, here! Speakin’ of lineups, I remember on Enemy Of The State, Doe-Doe was on there! Well, Doe-Doe a real special person ta me and I keep showin’ him tha most luv!! With tha way my job’s goin’ and that co-worker won’t get off my back, I told Doe-Doe I had a surprise comin’ fa him on July 22! We’re only 10 dayz away!!! Dude gon be real blessed/happy!! Fa now, let’s get inta dis!! >>> Likin’ tha beat start, includin’ how it creeps up before tha hook hits… Yeah!! Ken on tha beat, once again, makin’ this one remind me of a Fetty Wap-type joint… Hook sounds cool; nice job, once again, TeeJaye! “Never change, never change, I neva change!” Just like Percy Keith told me, I can’t “change;” I always gon hold it down!! I don’t “change,” unlike that fuckin’ person that be in my way!! Jealousy!! Nice job wit tha 1st verse, Cali; good shit! LOL, some1 who I want ta do bidness wit me: Mouse! Here he iz on tha 2nd verse, really comin’ through wit swag in his voice!! Diggin’ this catchy shit to tha fullest!! Luv that singin’ toward tha end of his verse!! Keepin’ it goin’ wit Young Juve on tha 3rd verse, comin’ through, soundin’ like a typical Lil’ Cali feature, where he always finds tha hidden talent early!! I’ono, I’m feelin’ good about Young Juve’s future… My Rating: 4.4


13. “Twerking Expert” feat. Juvenile & Level
Now, Level’s credited on tha feature, lol! Can’t wait ta hear this!! We got 4:45 on tha length fa somethin’ that look like it gon be real uptempo? Can’t wait ta hear this, once again!! >>> So far, it sounds like it gon be slow in tha beginning? However, a sped-up Mouse beat tag? Sounds like Juve’s fast in tha beginning, here… Oh, definitely soundin’ catchy on tha hook from Juve!! Good shit!! Nice job wit tha 1st verse, here! If you need an ass anthem, here’s tha leader: Juvenile!! Definitely feelin’ tha pure “twerking” expertness on tha hook!! You believe it, lol! And now, here you are on tha 2nd verse, Cali, comin’ through nicely on this smooth, twerktacular beat!! Excellent job, Cali! Gotta luv it!! “Yeahhhh!!!” Level on tha 3rd verse; gotta luv him!! Excellent wit how he deliverin’ this twerktacular anthem, lol!! Can’t wait ta meet him, one day! Hope we get ta party like there’s no 2morrow!! Neva give up, Level!!! Ahh, 1:03 still left? WTF? All silence? It was neva 4:45 on tha length to begin with, lol!! My Rating: 4.5


14. “Everyday” feat. Ms. Peaches
Let’s hear how tha Peach gon hold it down fa you on this one… >>> Much to my surprise, I ain’t look at tha length till it started… And, it’s that fuckin’ person’s birthday on tha length!! Ahhh!!! 3:07!!! But, this sounds like a nice jam; sounds really throwback-y! Nice hook, Peaches! We in tha 2000’s, here!! Got you on tha 1st verse, Cali, comin’ through wit some classic-soundin’ vibes, here! Yeah, remember those dayz when we were on tha comeup? Well, I’m an underground sensation and am not a mainstream one to tha public, but yeah, I remember when I was an underground nothing, lol. Can’t believe July 20, next Wednesday, gon be 10 years since I produced my 1st beat!! Crazy shit!! Even it was tha 307th thing I took of myself, eva!! That fuckin’ number!!! Tha devil!!! Here you are on tha 2nd verse as well, Cali, comin’ through with a nice vibe! My Rating: 4.3


15. Ziggly Wiggly Outro
Endin’ it with an outro!! Cali, you’ve achieved critical acclaim wit me wit this one!!! >>> Yeah! No info ta get a hold of tha “Wiggla”? Damn… My Rating: N/A


Overall: What can I say?! Gettin’ fulla dat shit wit a chick before a review’s where tha star power’s at!!! Can’t believe how excellent this was, Cali!! OMG, you kicked it off with tha defeating-your-co-worker’s-lies anthem!!! Then, just kept tha top-notch production goin’, as well as tha dope features!! Luv how err-body be on they shit, again!! Eva since my job been gettin’ on my nerves, it’s like Louisiana’s been makin’ a huge comeback fa me!! I feel like I had to get my mind right or somethin’! You guys’ll always be 1st in my heart, always needin’ y’all around me as guardian angels, connects & more!! Keep up tha grind, Cali!! You neva agin’!! Neither am I!! Been doin’ videos 17 years, top 10 countdowns 16, video editing 14 (holy fuck! I’ve been doin that since I was almost 14—13!!), playlists 12, reviewz 10, YouTube 10, producin’ 10, rappin’/music 10, performin’ 9, Louisiana connection 9 & more!! Tha list goes on!! We in this together!!


Rankings:

11.        “Everyday” feat. Ms. Peaches 4.3
10.       “Everything” feat. Mouse, Young Juve & TeeJaye 4.4
09.       “Twerking Expert” feat. Juvenile & Level 4.5
08.       “Flossin’ Season” feat. TeeJaye 4.5
07.       “Go Get It” 4.6
06.       “Workout” feat. Mighty Mike 4.7
05.       “Sick” feat. Level 4.8
04.       “U Suppose To Shine” feat. Kevin Gates 4.8
03.   “Come Up” feat. TeeJaye 4.8
02.   “Changes” feat. Adrian Bahgner 4.8
01.   “U A Bitch” feat. Spitta & B-Will 5.0


Average CD Rating Review:

Total Score:                      51.2
Total Songs:                      / 11
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Average CD Rating:       4.7 (automatically a 5-star-rated CD)


While Enemy Of The State had some big-rated songs, 4.9 was tha highest and it was a 4.3-rated CD. Against All Odds had 4.8s as tha top-ranks ratings, though a 4.4 for tha CD rating. This, all songs had at least a 4.0, there were a ton of 4.8s & a ***PERFECT-RATED*** song, makin’ Cali have a 4.7-rated CD, automatically qualified for five stars with me!! Excellent job, Cali!! Critical acclaim from ya boy!!!

Monday, December 1, 2014

Review #1,422: Lil' Cali "Work Call"

Reviewed on 12.01.2014 (Review #1,422)


Here comes FrankieThaLuckyDog again with anotha review… Off tha Travis James Entertainment & UTP Records labels, here’s my review for Lil’ Cali Work Call. Normally, on a typical day today, where I’m workin’ all week, I prolly would’ve never gotten this mixtape on time. Rarely does anybody in tha music business fuck wit me serious, anymore. However, thanx to peeps like Mass Appeal bein’ behind me, encouragin’ me to “go to them, rather than them comin’ to you,” that’s one main reason why I decided to go out and search for this CD. And so, I’m puttin’ in that effort on my day off! Let’s hope this goes over well and iz appreciated by Cali and his peeps! Start Time: 5:39 PM | End Time: 7:19 PM


Disclaimer: I rate each song from 1.0 – 5.0; each rating iz my own opinion! I only please myself wit my ratings! I don’t care how lyrical you are, as long as it’s jammin’ enough for me to like it! I look for beats, then vocals, and then lyrics. To determine my favorites, I will differ tha 4.0 ratings. If a song gets at least a 4.0 rating from me, I love it already. If at least a 4.6 rating, I pretty much really love it, as it’s considered mindblowin’ when I hear it! Any song can earn up to a maximum of a 5.0 rating. Anything I type before “ >>> ” iz what I’m sayin’ before I listen to tha song; anything after I type “ >>> ” iz what I think of tha song while I’m listening to it. If you use tha word “swag” frequently, have auto-tune in your vocals, or talk about nothin’ but money and hoes 100,000x (which I consider ‘typical’ topics), I’m not buyin’ it! After I was robbed by two artists who claimed their “money [was] long,” hearin’ about how much you “got money” and anything “money” really bothers me. If you have not done business wit me before, I won’t tolerate “money” talk in tha music!!

© 2014 CD Review (Review #1,422) reviewed on 12.01.2014 by FrankieThaLuckyDog.



01. “Intro”
Production from BaseHedz Musik, here… >>> Really diggin’ tha beginning music of tha beat, here… Nice rhymes startin’ tha 1st verse off, and I agree about those ‘other people’ bein’ on dat “Boosie & Webbie.” You already know that tha Lucky Dog’s “been on” anyone underrated that no one really knows! Since age 11 & now at 26, I’m still like that! Tha hook sounds nice, too, with tha “pyrex” and shit like that; really diggin’ this beat, too! Diggin’ how tha 2nd verse sounds with you bein’ on “dat lean” and shit like dat. I’ve been increasin’ my chances of gettin’ fucked-up, as of lately. Like, there hasn’t been one month of age 26 that I’ve had my piss clean; it’s about time I’m enjoyin’ myself, ya know? Nice job wit tha 2nd verse, as you keepin’ this addictive shit on-n-poppin’! My Rating: 4.4


02. “Da Plug” Feat. Young Dolph & Mouse On Tha Track
This looks like it gon be fiya! Prolly one of tha highlights of this mixtape, just like how tha “Intro” sounded to me! With Mouse on tha beat, here, I’m pretty much anticipated to see how all three of y’all ran it, here!! >>> Anotha catchy beat start, and I’m diggin’ Mouse teasin’ me wit tha “Dat…,” as it echoes, lol! Nice lil’ hook from Mouse; likin’ his catchy voice, as always! Sounds nice and laidback wit how he delivers this ‘cause of tha relaxin’, southern beat, lol… And, here you are on tha 1st verse, comin’ through wit greater success than tha past. I like your “-go”-soundin’ rhymes at tha end of tha 1st verse; nice and consistent! And, here comes tha 2nd verse from Dolph; whoo! Sounds good wit his “plug” and non-stop grindin’, as always! Likin’ all tha background talkin’, like at 2:27 with tha, “Bruh,” and all dat; gotta luv tha south! Glad y’all hooked up; interestin’ collab! Hope y’all do more in tha future! Should be on MTV Jams, even though it’s hard for me to keep up wit that shit, these dayz… My Rating: 4.5


03. “Cut Up” Feat. Kevin Gates & Nunu James
Keepin’ tha anticipatin’ southern features comin’ along, with Mouse doin’ anotha beat! Gotta give Gates lifetime props for changin’ my music life, since I got discovered off of music-leading his music! Even you were payin’ attention to my music-leading of Gates, too, Cali! And, I shall continue! >>> When I think of “Travis James Entertainment,” that name alone reminds me of Dead Game Records’ “Travis,” but I know they’re different… Anyway, nice beginning and 1st verse from Gates, here, ova this nice-soundin’ Mouse beat! LOL @ him with this “rubber” and their “mother,” lol… Diggin’ tha hook from Cali, here, on tha hook; Nunu sounds pretty good, too… Here’s tha 2nd verse from that Nunu James dude, comin’ through nicely; can’t complain with this consistent rhymin’ ova this Mouse beat… And, keepin’ yourself for tha final verse on here, Cali, comin’ through wit this gangsta shit. Hmm, “Seven years, I’ve been hot;” surprised it’s been that long since “Out My Pocket” and all dat… Then again, it’s been a full decade since dat Long Live Tha Game came out, back in’ 04! We’ve been here for a while now, Cali! My Rating: 4.2


04. “Fuckable” Feat. Juvenile
LOL, looks like tha way I talk, with my “–licious,” “–tacular,” “–ness,” “–less,” etc.! With that bein’ said, I’m lookin’ forward ta hearin’ this! And, we’ve got Mike Maven on tha beat, here… >>> Anotha anticipatin’ beat, here; glad this has an undaground sound! Ooh, diggin’ tha Juve hook!! “You lookin’ fuckable;” how addictive, lol!! And, Juve on tha 1st verse, comin’ through wit a classic, faster-soundin’ flow; luvin’ this!! Really diggin’ tha “fuckable, fuckable, fuck—” shit at 1:25!! Great lil’ breakdown before tha 2nd verse!! And, Cali’s on tha 2nd verse, comin’ through wit catchiness, too; gotta dig these “fuckable” rhymes, lol! My Rating: 4.7


05. “Hate That Bitch” Feat. Level
*Blushes with embarrassment…* It’s Fall 2014 & both these people still exist? Level & B-Real? Pretty sad how you fuck with them still and not me, Cali; do I have to piss in front of you or “fuck” a girl? Too bad these ‘random people’ like B-Real will prolly neva get tha proper exposure from me, due to there’s no way to book, get a hold of, or hear from them! Doesn’t he realize that in order to do business, like, you need a number to get a hold of you?! Like, y’all need to realize that I have a record label behind me, now! Thought y’all’d be on my dick, but still, nowhere to be found! Only those with true value shall be granted with my dedicated talent! Oh, thank God I’ve fallen off! Anyway, with that bein’ said, as much as I’m anticipated to hear this, just know that I have work tomorrow, so this gon go in one ear and out tha other, kinda like how I’m treated! *Stares at girls I work with while this plays…* >>> Even a new beat tag; too much time has went on, but I don’t regret any of it… Anyway, sounds pretty nice and nice lil’ repeatin’ hook… Nice 1st verse from you, Cali, even though you’re comin’ through wit an anti-social perspective… At least it’s for tha bitches, but still, you’ll still chase ‘em more than make me a priority, smfh! Good flow and delivery from Level on tha 2nd verse, but that’s about it; forget about tha lyrics! Anotha lacking-priority ‘person’ for me; that’s why, I have a job now and do what tha fuck I want! My Rating: 4.0


06. “Kitchen” Feat. Skip & B-Real
No, not again wit tha B-Real on tha track!! I was able to manage dealin’ with one track, but don’t make this a habit!! >>> Sounds a lil’ betta than tha previous song; nice lil’ intro from you, Cali. Hearin’ tha hook from Skip and it’s definitely soundin’ like that classic-soundin’, ’06 Pyrex Radio shit I grew up to! Too bad I can’t go back to those dayz ‘cause of how many bitch-made artists turned bitches! *Hears B-Real’s voice on tha 2nd ½ of tha hook and blushes like Frankie’s got a rash…!* Wow, and still, B-Real doesn’t get credited as an extra on tha hook… And see, your “bitch-asshole” Frankie still pulls through and gives you credit, B-Real! How ‘bout dat? Whatever! I just know that there’s extra hours at work waitin’ for me, as well as me just starin’ at them chicks from my job to ooze my pain! Anyway, after all that braggin’, B-Real sounds excellent and classic on tha hook, here! At least it’s not about braggin’ about “money!” I betta not eva hear that come outta his mouth, these dayz!! Cali’s on tha 1st verse, comin’ through wit dat hot-soundin’ “pyrex”-related rhymes; gotta luv ‘em! And, Skip’s pretty nice on tha 2nd verse; feelin’ his gritty attitude and rhymes on this! Oh, if only tha Louisiana music world was normal again, I’d be able to bump this and enjoy it, especially that I have hot chicks behind me. However, B-Real still has me blocked on both Facebook & Instagram, as well as me not havin’ an updated number, so with that bein’ said, no entrance for Louisiana music! Other than mainstream shit, I haven’t added anything underground to my playlist since before B-Real blocked me, which was back in January! Oh, what a way to ruin it for tha underdogs!! I do have to give B-Real credit for at least subscribin’ to me on YouTube, but still, how about some reconnectin’? I’m gettin’ actual money now, and have a better view on things! But, no one wants to listen, so I won’t pay attention! Oh yeah, like I said before, “In one ear and out tha other!” Can’t wait to go to work tomorrow!! Wish it was 13 hours!! My Rating: 4.6


07. “Shooter” Feat. Racked-Up Ready & Zoe Realla
LiveMixtapes got it right with “Racked-Up Ready” but, lol, tha back cover’s thinkin’ of tha nice past by puttin’ it as “Young Ready,” lol… Anyway, anotha interestin’ collaboration with Red On Tha Track doin’ tha beat, here…! Thought he was more of an R&B cat with tha beats, but with this collaboration, it should be more of that serious, street shit! >>> Nice beginning… Takin’ a risk with tha voice effect on tha hook, Cali? This one, I can let pass tha test; it’s not annoying or gay sounding! Tha 1st verse from you sounds pretty nice; feelin’ how you talkin’ ‘bout this “shooter.” You already know how them grimy shooters come through! Got Ready on tha 2nd verse, here, comin’ through wit a nice verse. However, a lil’ too much about braggin’ about “money!” Like, why does it have to start almost every line off? Zoe comin’ through on tha 3rd verse nicely; diggin’ his slammin’ deliveries on this beat! Gotta feel him tha best, outta here! No braggin’ all tha time about “money,” but more on how he always comin’ through fa tha streetz! My Rating: 4.1


08. “Jugg”
Okay, back to tha no-feature songs, with tha unknown, here! Nice and simple, here: Niyo on tha beat; how will it go? >>> Almost reminded me of tha “Catchin’ Sales” song from ’09 with Mouse, with tha hook, at first… However, this sounds good as its own song, five years from that song; catchy hook, Cali! Tha 1st verse sounds great; feelin’ how you keepin’ those “sales on [your] iPhone” continuously grow! Tha 2nd verse’s nice, too; keep dat grind goin’, Cali! My Rating: 4.2


09. “Findaway” Feat. Wale & Juvenile
Almost looks like Kiesza’s “Hideaway” on tha title, here. Anyway, tha producer, Elvin Presley’s now goin’ by his full name? Formerly was known as E.P., back in tha ’09 dayz that I was just talkin’ about. But, I dunno if I’m anticipatin’ this mainstream list of features… >>> Feelin’ tha beat, so far; doesn’t hint any mainstream bullshit feelings, at least… Got you on tha 1st verse, Cali, comin’ through nicely; not bad, so far… Tha hook sounds like Max Minelli, almost; a lil’ on tha catchy side, at least… I almost thought this joint was gonna be depressing or on some mainstream bullshit… And, we got Wale on tha 2nd verse, and even he sounds pretty nice; I’ll give it my own props. He sounds catchy wit how he delivers tha rhymes; good shit. Juve has a nice start to tha 3rd verse: “Open up tha vault, it’s an aerial assault;” nice!! These rhymes are nice; gotta dig ‘em! My Rating: 4.2


½time: For some unanticipatin’ comments on LiveMixtape’s comment section, I have to say, this tape’s doin’ pretty well with my ears, so far! Even with tha two uncomfortable tracks, statistically, they came through and delivered tha addictive goods! And, tha average CD rating for tha ½time’s a 4.3; that’s a good look! However, I dunno if you still pay attention to this shit, anymore… Like, you follow me on Twitter & Instagram and I neva even get likes or retweets; boring? We already know who’s tha busiest person on Earth: ME!


10. “Had A Million”
“Boss On The Track” or “Tha Track”? Back cover says, “Tha,” while mp3 info says, “The.” I’ll go with tha “Tha,” here… Anyway, I dunno if I gon fuck wit this ‘money-obsessed’ title! >>> Tha producer sounds like he’s hinting some B-Real sounds in tha beat; am I music-leading when I say that? I’ve already predicted B-Real’s future plenty of times before! Anyway, anotha funny-soundin’ voice of yours on tha hook, but it sounds good; I can fuck wit it, even though ‘money’ songs go in one ear and out tha otha, for me, in this brainwashed, one-dimensional rap world! Tha 1st verse sounds good; not bad wit how you come through wit tha rhymes… In tha hook, you say, “Make sure my niggaz straight.” I hope you loyal like that ‘cause 99% of tha music world claims to care about others. Meanwhile, they turn on you and become pussy, bein’ like, “That’s between y’all two; I ain’t gettin’ involved!” SMH, I block people that be like that! No such thing as “friendship,” there! And, I don’t regret my moves! I risk-take all tha time and that’s why, I have tha reputation I have! Anyway, good job wit tha 2nd verse, Cali; feelin’ this B-Real-influenced track… My Rating: 4.3


11. “Can’t Fuck Wit Y’all” Feat. Lady Kym
Wonder how much I gon like/dislike this one? A Nunu James-produced track… >>> Stupid beat tag; when will they go away? You’re on tha 1st verse and it sounds like a nice grind; I dig it, even with this calm, southern beat soundin’ good… Hearin’ tha hook from Lady Kym and it sounds good; nice voice and singin’, here! Thought it was gon be some stupid love song, but you keep provin’ my low expectations wrong, Cali… Here you are on tha 2nd verse, comin’ through wit somethin’ I go through: “Sendin’ ‘em letters in tha pen; they ain’t write back!” Well, when you ignored me those last few times I tried writin’ you, how you think I feel, Cali? Don’t contradict yourself, now! Even though I like this, at least it’s nice and short with only two verses; didn’t drag at any point! My Rating: 4.1


12. “Fuck U” Feat. B-Real
*That moment where you say some hot chick that lacks makin’ you a priority at work’s name, and B-Real appears on tha production…* I still can’t believe how B-Real’s tha reason why I’m constantly cheerful at work! Like, a lady came in a few dayz ago and handed me a Christmas card with a $10 gas card in it ‘cause of how passionate I am!! Do these people really know where my motivation and counter-happiness came from?! >>> Really likin’ tha beat start, but gotta remember: Once this review ends, it goes out my ear! I had a feelin’ that B-Real would be uncredited on this song, somewhere; didn’t think it would go as just you on tha track, Cali… Anyway, it sounds real nice with one of tha best voices on tha hook, but still, puttin’ girls before makin’ me help your career out, B-Real? Not cool! Sucks that you had your chance with me, until donuts took my priorities away from tha music business! But, Cali, you got tha 1st verse on lock, here; can’t deny how you treat ‘em! Still, I wish I was more important than these hoes! Feelin’ just as good about tha 2nd verse with how I felt about tha 1st verse: Nice with how you comin’ through on this beat… My Rating: 4.3


13. “Fuck ‘Em & Duck ‘Em” Feat. Juvenile
Finally, takin’ a break from tha uncomfortable! Elvin Presley on tha beat, keepin’ these “Fuck” titles comin’ along, lol! >>> Nice beginning beat; that Louisiana sound I love! Tha 1st verse sounds nice wit you on it, Cali, with some Juve “Ha”-influenced deliveries; nice! Even still sounds nice with tha ’07 “I-N-D-E-P-E-N-D-E-N-T” quote; nice, Cali! And, Juve continues with tha excellent “fuckable” hook, here, lol! And, here you are on tha 2nd verse, Cali, comin’ through, on dat “weed;” you already know! SMH @ all those other times when I used to like Louisiana music; I was smokin’, like, every 363 dayz! What a faggot I was!!! I just sat in my room and reviewed, instead!! Huh? Random eight seconds of silence at tha end? Cold ending; brrr! My Rating: 4.4


14. “I Ain’t” Feat. Young Greatness
Red Rum on tha beat, here; lookin’ forward to anotha new feature! Glad that no matter what CD I review of yours, there’s always a newbie I’ve neva heard of, before! >>> Nice beat; almost thought it was Boosie on tha hook? I won’t say he’s jackin’ his voice; I’ll just say that he’s got that nice, undaground, grimy voice that I’ve always wanted to hear when reviewin’ newbies! Great job on tha hook; pure fiya, here!! Tha 1st verse iz you, Cali, comin’ through wit dat street “code;” gotta keep it movin’! Speakin’ of “movin’,” any news on eva meetin’ me? Like, I feel like I’m worth nothin’… I dunno, will it change wit a label behind me, now? This music world’s been awfully quiet, lately… Like, no one made noise from tha undaground, this year! Can’t even do awards anymore! Here’s tha 2nd verse; iz that tha same dude on tha hook? With this 2nd verse, tha voice almost reminds me of Future… Either way, I still feel excited; nice energy! My Rating: 4.4


15. “They Love Me” Feat. UTP
Keepin’ tha UTP affiliates comin’ along, here, with Mike Maven on tha beat! >>> Nice intro from Juve; yeah, gotta detect those mugs! Nobody likes me; I know! Nice job wit tha 1st verse, Juve; you know how I feel about makin’ it through these streetz! Tha 2nd verse’s nice; either Wacko or Skip, I still get them confused… An okay verse; this an okay track, overall… Here you are on tha 3rd verse, Cali, comin’ through wit some catchier rhymes; nice shit here, overall. However, will I ever be anyone’s “Day 1 nigga?” I dunno, err-body can’t handle my true feelings! My Rating: 3.9


16. “Luxury Car” Feat. Suge
Ooh, tha BaseHedz Musik producer’s back; lookin’ forward ta this one! >>> Anotha nicely-produced track; diggin’ how you talkin’ ‘bout your come up on tha 1st verse, Cali! Yeah, that’s right: “Money bring power;” though I’m not an outspoken person about “money,” I do have to say that it’s helped me. Too bad that no one in Louisiana fucks wit me anymore ‘cause I have “money.” Anyway, enough of dat! Suge sounds pretty good on tha hook; sounds like a nice-and-random feature to deliver tha hook, and you already know how I dig those random features! Nice shit on tha 2nd verse, too; can’t deny this… Wow, gotta luv tha haunting choir sound at tha end of tha beat!! My Rating: 4.2


17. “Smell Like Money” Feat. Kidd Kidd
Really? It took 17 songs to get to this…? Thought it was gonna be 3rd or somethin’… Anyway, as much as you wanted to “randomly” argue with me a while ago, see, look: Even on this CD, I wonder why there’s no producer listed, while all tha other tracks have producers listed…? Hmm…, hmm…, hmm…, hmm…, hmm… *Stares at hot gurlz!* Too bad this marked tha end of our business relationship, as I thought we could’ve taken it to another level? I should really rate this a 1.0 ‘cause of that, but I’ll let it just be for this review and then, go out my earz… As far as this song, like I’ve said before, nice, random hook from an unknown female. Also, nice job wit tha 1st verse wit how you comin’ through. Same thing wit tha 2nd verse, as you keepin’ this hot, and not like a regular “money” song… Though on MTV Jams on April 2, you tried gettin’ cocky with me, and I ain’t like that at all! You neva even answered me after, which caused me to try to find different priorities, as well. Like, I was workin’ at tha time this came out; could’ve played it a lot, but tha ignoring made me ignore it! Anyway, Kidd on tha 3rd verse, givin’ this a nice lil’ 504 feel… My Current Rating: 4.3 (generous rating, for this review only!)


18. “Dreams” Feat. Crizz Michaels
Endin’ it tha way we started: A BaseHedz Musik production; let’s see how we gon do, here… >>> Yes, that spooky vibe in tha beat ta start this off! Tha 1st verse sounds nice wit how you tryna hang in there… Sounds like a nice joint, but I’d rather you sing tha hook with that semi-risky voice effect, rather than a newbie… It’s okay on tha hook, here, but I guess it goes good for an ending song… Tha 2nd verse ain’t too bad, either; at least this ain’t that long… My Rating: 3.4


Overall: Hope you appreciate this review, as I took exactly 100 minutes outta my time to review this, when I have work tomorrow and a hectic schedule ahead of me! But, on a brighter note, this tape was pretty nice, tha whole way ‘round! Even with tha uncomfortable feelings, I was put in a great mood—kinda reminiscent of when I used to fuck wit Louisiana music! Too bad that now that this review’s over that I gon prolly forget about everything, in order for me to maintain my self-esteem. I mean, maybe, if you fly up to meet me or somethin’, shoot a video with me, etc., I can prolly restore some of my Louisiana interest. But, until then, I’ll just be “workin’,” like you’ve said before! Stay on ya grind; hope you still fuck wit me ‘cause if I took 100 minutes outta my time to review this, you already know I still fuck wit you!


Rankings:

18.       “Dreams” Feat. Crizz Michaels 3.4
17.       “They Love Me” Feat. UTP 3.9
16.       “Hate That Bitch” Feat. Level 4.0
15.       “Can’t Fuck Wit Y’all” Feat. Lady Kym 4.1
14.       “Shooter” Feat. Racked-Up Ready & Zoe Realla 4.1
13.       “Findaway” Feat. Wale & Juvenile 4.2
12.       “Luxury Car” Feat. Suge 4.2
11.        “Jugg” 4.2
10.       “Cut Up” Feat. Kevin Gates & Nunu James 4.2
09.       “Smell Like Money” Feat. Kidd Kidd 4.3
08.       “Had A Million” 4.3
07.       “Fuck U” Feat. B-Real 4.3
06.       “I Ain’t” Feat. Young Greatness 4.4
05.       “Fuck ‘Em & Duck ‘Em” Feat. Juvenile 4.4
04.       “Intro” 4.4
03.    “Da Plug” Feat. Young Dolph & Mouse On Tha Track 4.5
02.    “Kitchen” Feat. Skip & B-Real 4.6
01.    “Fuckable” Feat. Juvenile 4.7


Average CD Rating Review:

Total Score:                      76.2
Total Songs:                      / 18
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Average CD Rating:       4.2

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