Commercial #1,458: #LouisianaRapVaultChallenge, Day 27

FTLD'z Commercial Series #26:

#LouisianaRapVaultChallenge:

Day 27: August 27, 2022

Frankie's 26th commercial series & 970th day in a row of releasing a commercial!

Starting August 1, 2022, Frankie's promotin' & showin' luv to damn-near every underground, Louisiana rap release from 1983 - 2013! Watch as a total of 23,701 intros, outros, skits, tracks (you name it!) are played from now till June 21, 2087; that's somethin' diff'rent every day!

This series will go on from August 1, 2022 - June 21, 2087. How much do you know about Louisiana's underground?

Music Playing:

WildGang feat. Kith "Fuck Them Niggaz" (2012)

#WildGang #Kith #DJTank #BatonRouge #BatonRougeLA #BatonRougeRap #BatonRougeLARap #Louisiana #LouisianaLA #LouisianaRap #LouisianaLARap #225 #225Rap #NewOrleans #NewOrleansLA #NewOrleansRap #NewOrleansLARap

Review #1,443: DJ Tank "Da Return Vol. 3"

Reviewed on 2.19.2015 (Review #1,443)

Tryna fill up my latest music files data DVD… And, with that happenin’, at tha moment, time ta put more CDs on there… Here goes my review for DJ Tank Da Return Vol. 3, sponsored by New Era Muzik. Yesterday was Mardi Gras, but I was too tied up video-editing and had a few phone calls, so I just missed doin’ tha review. But, it’s two dayz later now, lol… Start Time: 7:18 PM | End Time: 8:34 PM

Disclaimer: I rate each song from 1.0 – 5.0; each rating iz my own opinion! I only please myself wit my ratings! I don’t care how lyrical you are, as long as it’s jammin’ enough for me to like it! I look for beats, then vocals, and then lyrics. To determine my favorites, I will differ tha 4.0 ratings. If a song gets at least a 4.0 rating from me, I love it already. If at least a 4.6 rating, I pretty much really love it, as it’s considered mindblowin’ when I hear it! Any song can earn up to a maximum of a 5.0 rating. Anything I type before “ >>> ” iz what I’m sayin’ before I listen to tha song; anything after I type “ >>> ” iz what I think of tha song while I’m listening to it. If you use tha word “swag” frequently, have auto-tune in your vocals, or talk about nothin’ but money and hoes (which I consider ‘typical’ topics), I’m not buyin’ it!

© 2015 CD Review (Review #1,443) reviewed on 2.19.2015 by FrankieThaLuckyDog.

Link To CD: http://www.datpiff.com/Dj-Tank-Da-Return-Vol-3-mixtape.673563.html

01. WestBank Shakie “I’m The New Era”

Of course, all songs produced by you, as well as mixed (I’ll be listing tha mixes in tha IDs for tha remixes). >>> I know most of this CD gon have tha same vibe and feel like it gon drag, but you know I fucks wit this bounce, party-type shit! Nice “up and up and up and up…” shit! Oh no, here comes tha Tamia blendin’ in at 1:25, randomly… It sounds nice ta randomly appear, at least, and not drag on… My Rating: 4.4

02. Dej Loaf “Easy Love (DJ Tank Mix)”

LOL @ Dej on here! >>> This has a faster vibe and sounds like tha beat’s catchier (I guess, original version vs. tha bounce beats). She sounds kinda corny on this song, but it’s still nice to mix… Really boring, overall, but tha beats were nice… My Rating: 3.4

03. Roshigity “Eat That Dick”

>>> Diggin’ tha, “And infinity,” in tha beginning… “Dick”tastic fa this Shigity chick? This sounds real catchy wit how tha title repeats; repeatin’ titles tend to catch my attention! Nice job, though I don’t fuck wit tha Rihanna sample throughout this… LOL @ how she says, “I’m ‘bout ta eat that dick, eat that dick,” with “Back That Thang Up”’s beat in tha background; funny! And, “Rabbit, rabbit, rabbit,” or, “Grabbin’?” “Grab it,” lol? Definitely a nice joint, here! My Rating: 4.6

04. Ms. Peaches “Who’s That Punk”
>>> Diggin’ tha Eve “Who’s That Girl?” lil’ remake-kinda hook, here; nice job, Peaches! Sounds like anotha Tamia track in tha background… This one seemed short, but was good to hear. My Rating: 4.1

05. Chris Brown “Songs On 12 Play (DJ Tank Mix)”
>>> Don’t really fuck wit his music, but this beat start sounds exciting… Chris boring fa me, so this doesn’t really do it for me; this should’ve been two minutes, not tha previous song. Either way, nice beats from you, as always, Tank! My Rating: 2.8

06. Flo “I Want My Old Thing”

>>> I like tha topic of, “I want my old thing back.” I also like tha, “Better get you some;” sounds like a tongue twirl, lol? Catchy bounce tune with tha random sample in tha background of tha hook! My Rating: 4.3

07. Mary J. Blige “Whole Damn Year (DJ Tank Mix)”
LOL… >>> Long length, so let’s see what happens, here… LOL @ tha hook and her “whole damn year”ness ova this beat! Didn’t seem too bad for almost five minutes, here… My Rating: 3.8

08. Josephine Donald “Josephine Roc”

>>> Sounds great with how Mr. “Josephine” delivers this… Tha samples in tha background get in tha way, at times, but it’s still jammin’. My Rating: 3.7

09. Keedy Black “Leg On The Wall”
I bet this gon be nuts! >>> It’s good with this chick goin’ nuts wit tha “leg” and “tha wall,” but not really diggin’ tha samples in tha background, especially “All Of Me” and how it was played out. My Rating: 3.5

10. Ray J “One Wish (DJ Tank Mix)”

LOL @ spellin’ his name as “Ray Jay.” >>> Always thought this song wasn’t for me and was boring. Tha beats sound good on here, though, but screw this song. My Rating: 2.0

½time: Nice blendin’, producin’ & mixin’, regardless of how I feel about some of tha songs. Currently, a 3.7-rated CD.

11. Kelly Pounchin “Gobble On It”
LOL? >>> Sounds excellent, between Ellie Goulding’s “Lights” beat (slowed down) and “wobble on that cock; gobble on that cock,” lol! And, at :57, I’m diggin’ tha bounce beats kickin’ in! Likin’ how they try and remake The Fugees with, “Ooh la la la.” My Rating: 4.0

12. Chris Brown feat. Usher “New Flame (DJ Tank Mix)”
>>> Just like before, he’s boring; this just sounds a lil’ betta ‘cause it’s a lil’ cheesier, especially wit dat silly original beat in it… My Rating: 2.9

13. Ms. Peaches “Peaches Fifty-Five”
>>> Just a regular beat and some nice bounce vibes, here… Mary J. Blige sample at 1:08; sounds good ta feature that song of hers… I’m startin’ ta like this a lil’ betta with tha beats in tha background… Keep Rihanna outta this! My Rating: 3.9

14. Tese “Good Pussy”

>>> Should forget about PCD and their “I Hate This Part” beat… Either way, glad she’s “got that good pussy,” ova tha bounce beats! LOL, tha Mary J. sample came back! My Rating: 3.5

15. Tamar Braxton feat. Future “Let Me Know (DJ Tank Mix)”
>>> Gay with Future in tha beginning…; why this almost five-and-a-half minutes long? Too long; just okay… My Rating: 1.8

16. Ms. Peaches “Tell Dat Boy”
>>> You’re luvin’ tha Mary J. samples, huh, Tank? “No More Drama” ta start this one off and then, tha bounce beat drops… Random screamin’, lol? An okay one, as well… My Rating: 3.1

17. Tese “What Cha Go Do”
>>> This chick sounds catchier on tha voice; diggin’ this voice fa these kinda tracks, fa femalez! “I’mma suck him;” yeah! My Rating: 4.2

18. Trey Songz “Smartphone (DJ Tank Mix)”

Not a DJ Tank Mix, but a beat? Not anticipatin’ it… >>> Nice that tha bounce beat’s faster, but yeah, no Trey Songz fa me and his cocky ass… My Rating: 1.5

19. Roshigity “2014”
>>> Phil Collins “In The Air Tonight” beat ta start this off, in tha background; okay, so far… I like how she plays “football.” LOL @ tha Mary J. sample, once again! My Rating: 3.3

20. Cee-Lo Green “Fuck You (DJ Tank Mix)”
What a way ta end this… >>> Slowed-down vocals with faster-soundin’ beats; random mix… My Rating: 2.4

Overall: Though tha ratings weren’t really up there, I’m always glad to review these compilations, includin’ it bein’ on a bounce tip…

Rankings:

20.       Trey Songz “Smartphone (DJ Tank Mix)” 1.5

19.       Tamar Braxton feat. Future “Let Me Know (DJ Tank Mix)” 1.8

18.       Ray J “One Wish (DJ Tank Mix)” 2.0

17.       Cee-Lo Green “Fuck You (DJ Tank Mix)” 2.4

16.       Chris Brown “Songs On 12 Play (DJ Tank Mix)” 2.8

15.       Chris Brown feat. Usher “New Flame (DJ Tank Mix)” 2.9

14.       Ms. Peaches “Tell Dat Boy” 3.1

13.       Roshigity “2014” 3.3

12.       Dej Loaf “Easy Love (DJ Tank Mix)” 3.4

11.        Keedy Black “Leg On The Wall” 3.5

10.       Tese “Good Pussy” 3.5

09.       Josephine Donald “Josephine Roc” 3.7

08.       Mary J. Blige “Whole Damn Year (DJ Tank Mix)” 3.8

07.       Ms. Peaches “Peaches Fifty-Five” 3.9

06.       Kelly Pounchin “Gobble On It” 4.0

05.       Ms. Peaches “Who’s That Punk” 4.1

04.       Tese “What Cha Go Do” 4.2

03.    Flo “I Want My Old Thing” 4.3

02.    WestBank Shakie “I’m The New Era” 4.4

01.    Roshigity “Eat That Dick” 4.6

Average CD Rating Review:

Total Score:                      67.2

Total Songs:                      / 20

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Average CD Rating:       3.4

FrankieThaLuckyDog Celebrates DJ Tank's Birthday (2014)

FrankieThaLuckyDog, celebratin' my boy, DJ Tank's birthday, September 6, 2014! Shot in my studio room in Peckville, PA, I spelled "Happy Birthday DJ Tank" outta New York scratch-off lottery tickets.

Review #1,402: DJ Tank Presents "Back To Business Vol. 1"

Reviewed on 5.25.2014 (Review #1,402)

Here comes anotha one! DJ Tank Presents Back To Business Vol. 1; anotha bounce mixtape fa me ta review! Start Time: 6:21 PM | End Time: 7:40 PM

Disclaimer: I rate each song from 1.0 – 5.0; each rating iz my own opinion! I only please myself wit my ratings! I don’t care how lyrical you are, as long as it’s jammin’ enough for me to like it! I look for beats, then vocals, and then lyrics. To determine my favorites, I will differ tha 4.0 ratings. If a song gets at least a 4.0 rating from me, I love it already. If at least a 4.6 rating, I pretty much really love it, as it’s considered mindblowin’ when I hear it! Any song can earn up to a maximum of a 5.0 rating. Anything I type before “ >>> ” iz what I’m sayin’ before I listen to tha song; anything after I type “ >>> ” iz what I think of tha song while I’m listening to it. If you use tha word “swag” frequently, have auto-tune in your vocals, or talk about nothin’ but money and hoes 100,000x (which I consider ‘typical’ topics), I’m not buyin’ it! After I was robbed by an artist who claimed they “get money,” hearin’ about how much you “got money” and anything “money” really bothers me. If you have not done business wit me before, I won’t tolerate “money” talk in tha music!!

© 2014 CD Review (Review #1,402) reviewed on 5.25.2014 by FrankieThaLuckyDog.

Link To CD: http://www.datpiff.com/Dj-Tank-Back-To-Business-Vol-1-mixtape.600182.html

01. 10^th Ward Buck “Fifty Four (DJ Tank Mix)”

Whoo @ Buck’s return! >>> Sounds nice and old-styled, as well as havin’ Jill Scott “He Loves Me” in tha background, again, lol. Diggin’ tha hook; energetic bounce music, once again! Sounds like some Rihanna & Mikky Eiko “Stay”, in tha background, too; ehh, but for tha most part, this iz good. My Rating: 4.2

02. Kelly Rowland “This Is Love (DJ Tank Mix)”
>>> Not bad; pretty fast with these bounce vibes… My Rating: 3.2

03. 9^th Ward Judy “Ride It Like A Horse”

>>> A Linkin Park “In The End” beginning, again, lol… LOL @ tha repeatin’ hook wit tha Linkin Park sample!! “Ride it—ride it—ride it like a horse!!” Damn, back to tha “Stay” background music? Either way, great ta hear this Judy!! My Rating: 4.4

04. Sevyn Streeter “It Won’t Stop (DJ Tank Mix)”
>>> Kinda boring and long…; no interest, here… My Rating: 1.4

05. Flo’esha “Boom Boom (DJ Tank Mix)”
>>> This ain’t bad; ahh, tha John Legend “All Of Me” beginning beat… I like that “loosen dat booty” part, as well as remakin’ a lil’ bit of “Rump Shaker”, at times. Ehh, not bad, here. I thought it was a chick on tha song, when I saw tha name. Seems stale to have tha beginning of “All Of Me”’s vocals in this, at times. My Rating: 3.6

06. Fantasia “Lose To Win (DJ Juive Mix)”

>>> I’m not her biggest fan, so this iz barely aight fa me… Ehh, fuck it, but it goes okay with this mixtape… My Rating: 2.1

07. 9^th Ward Judy “Where Is D Shafers”

Some of tha parts of tha titles are cut off, so I’m not sure what to put, at times… >>> Sounds good, but why tha “I Hate This Part” sample, all tha time? Ahh, “All Of Me” again! Either way, decent… My Rating: 3.8

08. Jessie Powell “You (DJ Tank Mix)”
>>> Nice intro from Juive… Boring, long intro? It’s 1:10 long—ahh, it’s 6:19 on tha length? Pretty gay, for tha length! Sorry, but this iz completely pointless; I’m just starin’ inta space… My Rating: 1.0

09. Big Choo “Is It The Shoes (DJ Tank Mix)”
>>> Nice with tha “The Next Episode” beginning part, in tha intro’s background, here… Nice bounce beats; let’s see how this can progress… Kinda boring, but it’s okay… My Rating: 3.4

½time: It’s only okay, so far; a good portion of it seems boring, after bein’ kinda long and draggin’… Either way, a 3.0 for tha CD rating, currently.

10. Mariah Carey “Bye Bye (DJ Tank Mix)”
What a random song, lol! >>> Pretty hyper, though I dunno about this 5:07 length! It’s good fa what it iz, but no five minutes, please; three would be fine! My Rating: 2.7

11. Big Freedia “I Guess This Is”

>>> Sounds good, so far, for a start. See, it’s only 2:42; perfect length! I like tha ‘90s background music, such as Janet Jackson’s “Again” (?) & “Love You Down”, also… My Rating: 3.7

12. Sevyn Streeter “Next (DJ Tank Mix)”
>>> At least this iz shorter, but it’s still boring fa me… My Rating: 1.8

13. Blakey B “3^rd & G (DJ Tank Mix)”
>>> Not PCD again! LOL @ “google dat ass up,” repeatin’! No @ tha “Stay”, again! Really could’ve done without tha samples; they turned me off, once again! My Rating: 2.5

14. Allure “Lately (DJ Tank Mix)”
>>> This one’s long, but at least it’s a ‘90s R&B song, with some bounce beats added to it. My Rating: 3.5

15. Clacka “Run Up In A Hoe (DJ Tank Mix)”
>>> Nice ‘90s vibe in tha vocals, once again, here, bounce style… Why it sound like MJ at tha end? My Rating: 3.3

16. Keri Hilson “Make Love (DJ Tank Mix)”
>>> Damn, 4:30 on tha length? Pointless, once again! My Rating: 1.0

17. DJ Nneka “2012”

Can’t go back to that year, sadly. :( >>> Okay, so far; I like tha “my pussy, your pussy, my pussy, your pussy…” part at :37! Nice and hyper/fast! Such an obsessive woman, here, lol! “P-U-SS; P-U-SS!!” LOL, “In The Air Tonight” randomly came in tha background at 1:40; so random! And, at 2:03, real throwback with “The Best Of Me (Remix)”, Pt. 2, whateva it was from Mýa & Jay-Z! My Rating: 4.0

18. Pleasure P “Did You Wrong (DJ Tank Mix)”

I luv how this title’s not cut off… >>> Original version was already boring; not really inta this, though tha bounce beats aren’t too bad… My Rating: 2.6

Overall: Unfortunately, this didn’t turn out to be a great review. I mean, for a lower rating than usual, this ain’t complete trash. I wouldn’t mind listenin’ ta this, randomly, but as far as scores go, they’re not for quality. I got bored too fast after tha lengths, some of tha samples, and some of tha songs that were remixed. Either way, keep doin’ yo thang, Tank!

Rankings:

18.       Jessie Powell “You (DJ Tank Mix)” 1.0

17.       Keri Hilson “Make Love (DJ Tank Mix)” 1.0

16.       Sevyn Streeter “It Won’t Stop (DJ Tank Mix)” 1.4

15.       Sevyn Streeter “Next (DJ Tank Mix)” 1.8

14.       Fantasia “Lose To Win (DJ Juive Mix)” 2.1

13.       Blakey B “3^rd & G (DJ Tank Mix)” 2.5

12.       Pleasure P “Did You Wrong (DJ Tank Mix)” 2.6

11.        Mariah Carey “Bye Bye (DJ Tank Mix)” 2.7

10.       Kelly Rowland “This Is Love (DJ Tank Mix)” 3.2

09.       Clacka “Run Up In A Hoe (DJ Tank Mix)” 3.3

08.       Big Choo “Is It The Shoes (DJ Tank Mix)” 3.4

07.       Allure “Lately (DJ Tank Mix)” 3.5

06.       Flo’esha “Boom Boom (DJ Tank Mix)” 3.6

05.       Big Freedia “I Guess This Is” 3.7

04.       9^th Ward Judy “Where Is D Shafers” 3.8

03.    DJ Nneka “2012” 4.0

02.    10^th Ward Buck “Fifty Four (DJ Tank Mix)” 4.2

01.    9^th Ward Judy “Ride It Like A Horse” 4.4

Average CD Rating Review:

Total Score:                      52.2

Total Songs:                      / 18

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Average CD Rating:       2.9

Review #1,400: DJ Tank "The Return Vol. 2"

Reviewed on 5.23.2014 (Review #1,400)

Got anotha review comin’ up: DJ Tank The Return Vol. 2; here’s some mo bounce remixes/music… And, I can’t believe it took under a year, especially at these times, to reach 1,400 reviewz! Start Time: 4:29 PM | End Time: 5:47 PM

Disclaimer: I rate each song from 1.0 – 5.0; each rating iz my own opinion! I only please myself wit my ratings! I don’t care how lyrical you are, as long as it’s jammin’ enough for me to like it! I look for beats, then vocals, and then lyrics. To determine my favorites, I will differ tha 4.0 ratings. If a song gets at least a 4.0 rating from me, I love it already. If at least a 4.6 rating, I pretty much really love it, as it’s considered mindblowin’ when I hear it! Any song can earn up to a maximum of a 5.0 rating. Anything I type before “ >>> ” iz what I’m sayin’ before I listen to tha song; anything after I type “ >>> ” iz what I think of tha song while I’m listening to it. If you use tha word “swag” frequently, have auto-tune in your vocals, or talk about nothin’ but money and hoes 100,000x (which I consider ‘typical’ topics), I’m not buyin’ it! After I was robbed by an artist who claimed they “get money,” hearin’ about how much you “got money” and anything “money” really bothers me. If you have not done business wit me before, I won’t tolerate “money” talk in tha music!!

© 2014 CD Review (Review #1,400) reviewed on 5.23.2014 by FrankieThaLuckyDog.

Link To CD: http://www.datpiff.com/Keedy-Black-The-Return-Vol-2-mixtape.460258.html

01. Josephine Donald Feat. CBB K Gunna & Devn “Intro”

A beat by yourself, Tank; lookin’ forward ta this “intro!” >>> Dope! Really diggin’ tha voice, here, includin’ tha slammin’ bounce beatz!! “K Gunna, and I run this track;” yeah! Real nice part at 1:11 wit tha “makin’ ‘em—makin’ ‘em…!!” I’ll rate it and consider it a track; nice job! My Rating: 4.6

02. Rihanna Feat. Future “Loveeeeeee Song (DJ Tank & DJ Taz Mix)”

Gay song, but let’s see how this mix’ll do (2^nd bounce mix I’m hearin’)… >>> Of course, gay on tha vocals, but once again, tha bounce vibes pull through. Kinda long and boring, when remixes like this get to be over three minutes long… My Rating: 3.1

03. Celine Dion “Because You Loved Me (DJ Tank Mix)”

LOL, I remember you postin’ this on your Facebook. Who would’ve thought this would’ve made a mixtape? >>> LOL, regular-paced vocals, and it sounds pretty entertainin’ wit all this fast-ass bounce shit, lol! No matter if this iz 4:58, this iz jammin’ and not boring, mainly ‘cause of tha lolness, lol! LOL @ tha original, “Yeahhhhh,” part at 3:59! My Rating: 4.5

04. Josephine Donald “Wasn’t That You”

A production from DJ Tank; you know what it iz!! >>> Sounds nice; good shit!! Anotha bounce-soundin’ anthem; this Josephine dude holdin’ shit down fa tha 504, in tha 2010’s! And, I like that lil’ tease of “Gangster’s Paradise” in tha beat, at times! Nice “Bahrrrrrrrrrrrrrahah” shit! LOL @ tha Destiny’s Child “So Good” sample around 2:30! Pump It Or Dump It dayz of 2000 & 2001!! My Rating: 4.5

05. Future Feat. Kelly Rowland “Neva End (DJ Tank Mix)”
LOL @ no “D” on Kelly’s last name! Anyway, even this was on that previous bounce tape I reviewed, last year (which came afta this one: Joe Wit Da Dreadz Star Dat Vol. 3)… >>> Again, it has tha boring, long length; goes good wit tha Rihanna collaboration, though I think that one was catchier… My Rating: 2.6

06. Rihanna “Diamonds (DJ Tank Mix)”
>>> Likin’ tha bounce sample ta start this off… It’s decent fa this song; nothin’ too special… Damn, 23 seconds of silence at tha end? Not cool; ruined tha consistency…! Good thing I can just cut it out in my audio-editing program! My Rating: 2.8

07. Marques Houston “Circle (DJ Tank Mix)”

An artist that’s a blast from tha past… >>> This one’s aight, too… Nice bounce-rappin’ at tha end! My Rating: 3.0

08. Keedy Black “Come Into My Bedroom”

Here we are, wit DJ Tank on tha beat! >>> Nice voice in tha beginning, wit The Pussycat Dolls “I Hate This Part” for tha beat sample’s start… Seems like tha sample tha whole way ‘round? Decent; it switched up to “If I Were A Boy” or one of those beats, right after… LOL, I like that, “Ooh, she bust it—ooh, she bust it,” part, as well as tha “hammer… / bananas!” part, lol! Dumb shit!! “My leg!! My leg!!,” lol! Great, entertainin’ shit here, even with tha samples! My Rating: 4.6

09. The Weeknd “Wicked Games (DJ Tank & DJ Taz Mix)”
LOL @ spellin’ his name like “Weekend”! >>> Really long with 5:35 on tha length, but this sounds good, fa tha start. I just hope it doesn’t get boring with its long length… This sounds pretty good, still, 2:21 in; keep it goin’! LOL @ tha “bring tha drugs, baby…” Nice, tha whole way ‘round! My Rating: 4.0

½time: I think this mixtape’s pretty nice; very consistent wit tha bounce vibes, once again! Y’all new bounce people know how ta make shit consistent! Feelin’ a good portion of tha remixes and once again, tha original versions are on-n-poppin’!! So far, a 3.7 for tha CD rating; keep it goin’!

10. DJ Tank “Women Mix 2013 (DJ Tank Mix)”

Let’s see what we got here… >>> You doin’ some remixin’/blendin’; feelin’ tha ‘90s R&B in tha beginning, here! Nice job, tha whole way ‘round; I’m diggin’ this. My Rating: 3.7

11. John Mayer “Dreaming With A Broken Heart (DJ Tank Mix)”

>>> Kinda slow fa tha start… Doesn’t really sound like John Mayer, here…; it sounds more R&B… Why iz this shit 4:55? Really boring; nothin’ really goin’ on, here, with tha vocals, and tha fast bounce beat ain’t rescuin’ it… Okay, so, are tha final two minutes gonna be just a beat? Okay, now, it sounds like him; *yawn…* Waste of time, here… My Rating: 1.1

12. ST Reedy “This Beat Is Bananas”

Looks nice, here, wit you on tha beat!! >>> LOL, a lil’ bit of “Hollaback Girl” on tha beat intro! Whoo @ tha “brrrrrrrah” shit, again!! LOL, Jill Scott’s “He Loves Me” comes back, outta nowhere, fa this mixtape! It randomly appeared throughout tha verses, and it sounds nice, too! Talk about insanity!!! My Rating: 4.6

13. Marques Houston “Naked (DJ Tank Mix)”
Him again… >>> He only sounds aight on these bounce remixes; could’ve gotten someone else, and didn’t need to have him on here twice. My Rating: 2.1

14. Elm Boy Peg “Everybody Wanna Make Beats”

This looks anticipatin’; it even looks like ‘80s Louisiana rap, or somethin’, lol! >>> Pretty nice, old skool-soundin’ style, wit tha voice/acapella! And, a Rihanna “You Da One” background sample of tha hook, too; random… And, some “In The Air Tonight”, too, lol! LOL, it switched right back ta “You Da One”! My Rating: 4.2

15. Rihanna “You Da One (DJ Tank Mix)”
LOL, you couldn’t get away from it? >>> Kinda goes with tha previous song… Kinda boring, but at least it’s only 3:38… My Rating: 2.3

16. TLC “Red Light Special (DJ Tank & DJ One3 Mix)”
Yea, here we go! >>> Kinda sounds weird wit tha original version’s beat playin’, throughout this bounce remix’s beats… This iz really long and boring; could’ve been much betta… My Rating: 1.2

17. ST Reedy “This Beat Bananas (Remix)”
LOL, this again! Yay! You on tha beat! >>> Tha original version sounded much betta; this just has bounce beats in it, instead of certain elements I was diggin’ (like, tha “Hollaback Girl” sample). Also, reusing shit from tha previous edition (“Officially Missing You” sample)? Naw… LOL, Linkin Park “In The End”, too? Why do a few of these tracks end wit Michael Jackson’s “Thriller” laugh? My Rating: 3.6

18. Melanie Fiona “Wrong Side Of A Love Song (DJ Tank Mix)”

>>> Just anotha random R&B song remixed, here… My Rating: 2.5

19. Blakey B “Guess She Found Out”

Endin’ wit an original production from you & Flipset Fred, here; let’s get it! >>> Regular, 2010’s bounce, here; diggin’ it… Yuck @ tha “I’m Sprung” sample in tha background… My Rating: 3.5

Overall: I seem to have liked this one less than tha previous effort. Tha 1^st ½ was pretty good, but then, it was just gettin’ boring and long. Either way, keep up tha great work!

Rankings:

19.       John Mayer “Dreaming With A Broken Heart (DJ Tank Mix)” 1.1

18.       TLC “Red Light Special (DJ Tank & DJ One3 Mix)” 1.2

17.       Marques Houston “Naked (DJ Tank Mix)” 2.1

16.       Rihanna “You Da One (DJ Tank Mix)” 2.3

15.       Melanie Fiona “Wrong Side Of A Love Song (DJ Tank Mix)” 2.5

14.       Future Feat. Kelly Rowland “Neva End (DJ Tank Mix)” 2.6

13.       Rihanna “Diamonds (DJ Tank Mix)” 2.8

12.       Marques Houston “Circle (DJ Tank Mix)” 3.0

11.        Rihanna Feat. Future “Loveeeeeee Song (DJ Tank & DJ Taz Mix)” 3.1

10.       Blakey B “Guess She Found Out” 3.5

09.       ST Reedy “This Beat Bananas (Remix)” 3.6

08.       DJ Tank “Women Mix 2013 (DJ Tank Mix)” 3.7

07.       The Weeknd “Wicked Games (DJ Tank & DJ Taz Mix)” 4.0

06.       Elm Boy Peg “Everybody Wanna Make Beats” 4.2

05.       Celine Dion “Because You Loved Me (DJ Tank Mix)” 4.5 (lol)

04.       Josephine Donald “Wasn’t That You” 4.5

03.    Josephine Donald Feat. CBB K Gunna & Devn “Intro” 4.6

02.    ST Reedy “This Beat Is Bananas” 4.6

01.    Keedy Black “Come Into My Bedroom” 4.6

Average CD Rating Review:

Total Score:                      62.5

Total Songs:                      / 19

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Average CD Rating:       3.3

Review #1,399: DJ Tank "Da Return Vol. 1"

Reviewed on 5.22.2014 (Review #1,399)

Keepin’ tha reviewz goin’, I think I oughta show luv ta my boy, DJ Tank, who added me on Facebook last year, outta nowhere! Been meanin’ ta show him luv and now, I gon review his archive of CDs! First up, it’s Da Return Vol. 1, featuring bounce remixes! Start Time: 6:25 PM | End Time: 7:15 PM

Disclaimer: I rate each song from 1.0 – 5.0; each rating iz my own opinion! I only please myself wit my ratings! I don’t care how lyrical you are, as long as it’s jammin’ enough for me to like it! I look for beats, then vocals, and then lyrics. To determine my favorites, I will differ tha 4.0 ratings. If a song gets at least a 4.0 rating from me, I love it already. If at least a 4.6 rating, I pretty much really love it, as it’s considered mindblowin’ when I hear it! Any song can earn up to a maximum of a 5.0 rating. Anything I type before “ >>> ” iz what I’m sayin’ before I listen to tha song; anything after I type “ >>> ” iz what I think of tha song while I’m listening to it. If you use tha word “swag” frequently, have auto-tune in your vocals, or talk about nothin’ but money and hoes 100,000x (which I consider ‘typical’ topics), I’m not buyin’ it! After I was robbed by an artist who claimed they “get money,” hearin’ about how much you “got money” and anything “money” really bothers me. If you have not done business wit me before, I won’t tolerate “money” talk in tha music!!

© 2014 CD Review (Review #1,399) reviewed on 5.22.2014 by FrankieThaLuckyDog.

Link To CD: http://www.datpiff.com/Flyboy-Keno-Da-Return-Vol-1-mixtape.405384.html

01. Beyoncé “1 + 1 (DJ Tank Mix)”

Okay, then… >>> Random, though it sounds listenable/enjoyable wit tha bounce vibes… My Rating: 3.3

02. Alicia Keys “No One (DJ Tank Mix)”

LOL… >>> Quiet start, but I’m diggin’ tha, “C’mon, Tank! Break dem hoes back! B-B-Break dem hoes back!” Either way, nice beat, even though I liked tha Chopped & Screwed version I heard in ’08 betta! My Rating: 3.5

03. 6^th Ward Queenie “6^th Ward (Remix)”
Hmm… >>> This sounds nice; diggin’ tha true, 504-type shit, here! LOL @ tha “What Is Love” sample in tha background, randomly! Addictive; seems really long when it’s repetitive, but it rocks! My Rating: 4.3

04. Ciara “And I (DJ Tank Mix)”
>>> Never really was a fan of this song, but I’m diggin’ this even-faster bounce vibe. My Rating: 3.1

05. Heather Headley “In My Mind (DJ Tank Mix)”

Mid 2000’s, again… >>> Kinda slow with tha vocals, within this mix. Ehh, it’s okay… My Rating: 2.5

06. Katey Red “Wobbley Wobbley 2012 (DJ Tank Mix)”

>>> This iz what I’m talkin’ ‘bout, lol!! What a voice and crazy “booty” wobble, lol!!! Crazy tha whole way ‘round!! My Rating: 4.5

07. Jill Scott “He Loves Me (DJ Tank Mix)”
LOL! >>> I like this song, although it sounds a lil’ boring, at tha moment. Still, nice bounce effort, though. My Rating: 3.2

08. Tamia “Officially Missing You (DJ Tank Mix)”
>>> This song always keeps re-appearing in remixes, no matter what year it iz. Kinda slow in tha beginning, for a while. Finally, tha beats come, though it’s just aight, like Jill Scott. My Rating: 2.9

09. Sissy Nobby “Ack An Ass”

An original song, finally? >>> Pretty hyped-up, here; gotta luv it!! “Ack a—ack a—ack a—ack a…;” wow!! Some slow Rihanna “You Da One” in tha background, randomly tryna throw me off… Bass iz crazy!!!!! Especially around tha 1:55 mark!! There’s plenty other parts, too, like, right before tha “ack a—ack a…” shit! My Rating: 4.7

10. 6^th Ward Queenie “Trouble Dis”

Anotha Queenie joint! >>> When tha beat stopped around :09, I thought that anticipated me fa this ta go nuts, lol! Pretty nice, straight “bussin’!” Great, but then, around 1:56, it broke down ta a slow, Timbaland & OneRepublic “Apologize”. Luckily, it wasn’t that long; this joint survived! My Rating: 4.0

½time: I think this iz pretty nice, so far. Maybe not too crazy with tha remixes to old songs, but tha bounce vibe’s always there! An average CD rating of 3.6, currently; let’s keep this party pumpin’!

11. Babyface “Loneliness (DJ Tank Mix)”

>>> A great R&B song and an okay remix, here… Tha bounce vibes give it that pump, fa tha 504! My Rating: 3.7

12. Amanda Perez “Angel (DJ Tank Mix)”

LOL, it’s just called “Angel”, instead of “God Send Me An Angel”. Anyway, talk about Throwback Thursday, lol! Who would’ve thought she’d break into tha mainstream, and be a one-hit wonder? >>> Sounds great; luv how it’s sped up, lol! My Rating: 4.2

13. Mariah Carey “Always Be My Baby (DJ Tank Mix)”
LOL, Carey-in’ it up, here! >>> Sounds tight, once again! These remixes to old songs are gettin’ better, tha more this mixtape continues! Like how tha vocals are at a slightly-faster pace, and tha bounce beats are off tha heezy, lol!! My Rating: 4.4 (lol)

14. Whitney Houston “It’s Not Right, But It’s Okay (DJ Tank Mix)”

>>> I thought it was an original song, but it’s not. Really slow start… Umm, I guess it sounds pretty good wit tha bounce beats… I lol @ tha vocals bein’ pretty slow. Either way, this was nice ta listen to! My Rating: 3.7

15. Flyboy Keno “Ride It Like A Bike”

An original joint! >>> Sounds nice wit this Keno dude on this; whoa @ :49!! “Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrride it like a bike!!” Tha title was cut off, so I figured out what ta put ta fill it in. Feelin’ all tha mixin’ and bounce vibes around 2:06; crazy and consistent!! “C”s!! My Rating: 4.7

16. Estelle “Thank You (DJ Tank Mix)”

No artist? >>> Oh, it’s Amerie? Oh wait, lookin’ online, and it’s Estelle; not bad, here… My Rating: 3.4

17. Beyoncé “Brown Eyes (DJ Tank Mix)”

>>> Likin’ tha beat start; bounce vibes seem great. However, why 4:47 on tha length? Really long? A good beat, but it’s boring fa me… Kinda growin’ once I hit tha hook, but I’ll leave it at an okay rating, I guess? Wow, my mind keeps shiftin’ in tha 3.0’s! My Rating: 3.5

18. WildGang Feat. Kith “Fuck Them Niggaz”

Cut-off title, but a feature, here! >>> I’m likin’ tha voice in tha beginning; good shit! Feelin’ tha hook wit tha title; almost seems like “Fuck That Nigga”, instead of “Fuck Them…”? I like how tha 2^nd ½ of tha hook has tha “fuck” part on repeat! Crazy vibes, at times! LOL @ tha 1^st verse; bitch holdin’ shit down, here! Really feelin’ all tha crazy, repetitive beat parts!! My Rating: 4.4

19. Cheeky Blakk “Yippy (Remix)”
LOL @ spellin’ her name as just “Black”. >>> Thought it was a complete remix of The Fugees “Ready Or Not”, but here’s Cheeky, comin’ through, rappin’ ova this beat, with tha Fugees track bein’ just a sample, in tha background; nice… LOL @ tha “yippy;” thought it was, “Happy, happy, happy, happy,” lol! Almost sounds like Lauryn Hill on tha outro, but it’s Cheeky rappin’; nice… My Rating: 3.8

20. Ginuwine “Differences (DJ Tank Mix)”

>>> A lil’ off-beat, at times; seems real slow… Not really tha kinda song ta bounce-remix, I guess? My Rating: 1.6

21. Gerttown Nu Nu “Bend N Bust It”

>>> Whoo @ tha start; gotta luv this chick!! Nice background music in tha beginning, too! Sounds like some anticipatin’ dancehall/reggae shit, as far as intro music! Gotta luv tha title part!! “BNBI, BNBI, BNBI, BNBI…,” lol! And, Flipset Fred in there, too! Nice breakdown around 2:05, too; Nu Nu cuttin’ up, lol! My Rating: 4.3

Overall: I thought this was an entertainin’ CD; I ain’t really mind everythang that was goin’ on, here! Good shit! Some of tha remixes were a lil’ long and boring, but at least there was some original material on here! Not sure if I’ll get to tha other CDs tonight, but there’s always tomorrow! Anyway, keep grindin’, bruh! I fucks wit ya!

Rankings:

21.       Ginuwine “Differences (DJ Tank Mix)” 1.6

20.       Heather Headley “In My Mind (DJ Tank Mix)” 2.5

19.       Tamia “Officially Missing You (DJ Tank Mix)” 2.9

18.       Ciara “And I (DJ Tank Mix)” 3.1

17.       Jill Scott “He Loves Me (DJ Tank Mix)” 3.2

16.       Beyoncé “1 + 1 (DJ Tank Mix)” 3.3

15.       Estelle “Thank You (DJ Tank Mix)” 3.4

14.       Alicia Keys “No One (DJ Tank Mix)” 3.5

13.       Beyoncé “Brown Eyes (DJ Tank Mix)” 3.5

12.       Babyface “Loneliness (DJ Tank Mix)” 3.7

11.        Whitney Houston “It’s Not Right, But It’s Okay (DJ Tank Mix)” 3.7

10.       Cheeky Blakk “Yippy (Remix)” 3.8

09.       6^th Ward Queenie “Trouble Dis” 4.0

08.       Amanda Perez “Angel (DJ Tank Mix)” 4.2

07.       6^th Ward Queenie “6^th Ward (Remix)” 4.3

06.       Gerttown Nu Nu “Bend N Bust It” 4.3

05.       WildGang Feat. Kith “Fuck Them Niggaz” 4.4

04.       Mariah Carey “Always Be My Baby (DJ Tank Mix)” 4.4 (rofl!)

03.    Katey Red “Wobbley Wobbley 2012 (DJ Tank Mix)” 4.5

02.    Sissy Nobby “Ack An Ass” 4.7

01.    Flyboy Keno “Ride It Like A Bike” 4.7

Average CD Rating Review:

Total Score:                      77.7

Total Songs:                      / 21

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Average CD Rating:       3.7