Reviewed on 6.26.2011 (Review #1,004)
My
2nd review for today iz 3rdLife Music’s Nasty Nate Da Gynecologist “Da Pre Cum Requisite”. Since tha
word “cum” iz in tha title, does this mean it’s gonna be extremely sexual,
mixed wit some equation-type shit, lol? Lookin’ forward ta seein’ what dis
about! Start Time: 12:33 PM | End Time: 1:09 PM
Quick Note: I rate each song from 1.0
– 5.0; each rating iz my own opinion!! I only please myself wit my ratings!! I
don’t care how lyrical you are! As long as it’s jammin’ enough for me to like
it! I look for beats, then vocals, and then lyrics. To determine my favorites,
I will differ tha 4.0 ratings. If a song gets at least a 4.0 rating from me, I
love it already. If at least a 4.6 rating, I pretty much REALLY LOVE it as it’s
considered “mindblowin’” when I hear it. Any song can earn up to a maximum of a
5.0 rating. Anything I type before “ >>> ” iz what I’m sayin’ before I
listen to tha song. Anything after I type “ >>> ” iz what I think of
tha song while I’m listening to it.
© 2011 CD Review (Review #1,004)
reviewed on 6.26.2011 by FrankieThaLuckyDog.
01.
“3rd Person”
What
could this be ‘bout? >>> Tha orgasm in tha beginning sounded catchy,
which made me think I was correct about my thinking, lol. I like tha
consistent, “3rd person”-type shit, here, lol! Definitely a thumbs up!! Also, tha beat sounds like a science lab,
lol! :tu My Rating: 4.4
02.
“Maxazria Exclusive” Feat. Lil’ One The Champ
>>>
I like tha “T-Motor” beat tag (answerin’ tha phone); lol, couldn’t’ve gotten
more simple than that. This sounds good wit tha beat and what you got goin’ on,
here… I didn’t know what “NNDG” was in tha ID but that’s you, lol. I like tha
female goin’, “BCBG,” too; tight shit, here! My Rating: 4.2
03.
“No Socks” (Pac Mane Feat. Jimi Jump & NNDG)
Damn,
I didn’t know this was his song; I should’ve known so I knew how to ID it on my
radio show when I played it… LOL, originally called “Out My Socks” and now
called “No Socks”? :confused ROFL… My
Current Rating: 4.5
04.
“Galactic Spunk”
I
like this title; should be pretty interestin’… >>> Hearin’ tha fast
hi-hats in tha beginning; I feel a higher BPM sound comin’… This iz a lil’
boring wit tha flow but tha beat’s pretty nice wit this fastness… This iz also
somewhat cheesy, too; I guess not many rappers can handle tha 120+ BPM style? I
feel like this could be a mainstream song wit its cheese… My Rating: 3.7
05.
“I Ain’t Trippin’”
>>>
LOL, sounds like a ‘90s song wit this beginning; what’ll this be like? LOL, a
smooth vibe and lol, some dirtiness!! Feelin’ these really descriptive rhymes!
From everything from “lick my balls” to this “suck me like a slurpee” shit iz A++ wit handlin’ tha content!! LOL, this
song’s progressin’ so fast for a slower-soundin’ song, lol; definitely feelin’ this!! I should play
this on my radio show—if tha station can let tha F-word slip so many times in a
song/song playin’ so much, then this ain’t comin’ close! It’s tha curse that
kills it, not tha content! ;) My Rating: 4.7
06.
“Big Deal” (Lil’ One The Champ & A-One (Wissel) Feat. Puppy & NNDG)
I
rated it a 4.2, originally, although it sounds like it’s a rip-off of
One-i/Jayroc/Lil’ Cali
“Big Deal” from 2008. My Current Rating:
4.2
07.
“Where She Get That Ass From” (Dre Chatman Feat. Jimi Jump & NNDG)
This
looks like somethin’ I could look forward to… Even though he added me a while
back, I hope to hear from Dre soon… >>> Sounds good, especially wit tha
female! I like tha “my grandma said she like this nigga” part; I feel like
dat’s my rappin’ grandma (not “like-like,” but to “like” tha people that fuck
wit me)! Tha 1st verse iz consistent as fuck wit tha rhymes!
Definitely feelin’ ‘em; lol, they don’t
stop!! Here’s Jimi on tha 2nd verse and once again, anotha
A-soundin’ verse from him; no matter how
many Jimi Jump songs/verses I hear, I’ll always
luv how he comes through on ‘em!! “Call me so I can make it juicy fa ya;” I
guess ‘08’s always in our mind? My aunt Arline gave my cousin Jackie a
Christmas 2008 present last night and I was like, “tha Nu$$ie-Alive times
[November 2007 – February 9, 2009] will always
be active for some reason,” lol! Tha 3rd verse sounds good, too; definitely tha jam right here and mega-thumbs up ta my boy Dre doin’ tha
“damn” thang!! My Rating: 4.7
08.
“Hoes Be Callin’”
>>>
Thought this would be a typical, bullshitty-soundin’ song but it’s somethin’
catchy wit tha hook; nice phone call in tha beginning… Ooh, nice 1st verse wit tha
“marijuana” shit, lol! Even though some of tha flow iz repetitive, I don’t
think I’ll get sick of this catchy tune, lol! Tha production has some
interestin’ flava, too! My Rating: 4.4
09.
“Showin’ Up” (Max Minelli Feat. Lil’ One The Champ, Reno & NNDG)
How
come people think Max Minelli iz a compound word? :confused I think you should
be in tha feature, regardless; shouldn’t be an “& Reno & Hoo by NNDG” ID… But, seems like I
really felt this when I first heard it; G-Motivation iz that big dawg on tha beat
(*phone rings* “T-Motor”)! My Current
Rating: 4.6
½time: Pretty hot CD; surprised
dat tha high BPM song was tha only under-4.0-rated song, hence my luv for Dance
music! But yea, thumbs up on your production and tha great, 3rdLife Music-affiliated, 9/5 Music
Group-affiliated-type people!! A 4.4 iz tha CD rating you got, currently!!!!
10.
“XXXtra Mayo”
What
do we got here? >>> Sounds like it could’ve been a good skit in tha
beginning. Ooh, tha beat sounds pretty gutta wit this style… Yes, anotha orgasm!
Seems like you have some hidden, tight-type shit goin’ on, here!! Yes, a
catchy-soundin’ flow, too! Sounds like you’re one of tha next people ta get a
mainstream hit? I can sense it! My
Rating: 4.3
11.
“Boomerang” (Lil’ One The Champ Feat. Jimi Jump & NNDG)
Finally,
a correct spelling and also, you’re
listed! Tha 1st time I saw this song, tha title was spelled wrong
and you weren’t even on tha feature! My
Current Rating: 3.9
12.
“Do Dem Both” Feat. Jay The Talent & Jimi Jump
Should
be anticipatin’!! >>> Yes, this sounds like a Late ‘90s/Early ‘00s
sound!!! Feelin’ tha hook wit this “bounce yo lil’ booty!!” Glad Jay has
quality on this track, too; seems like you have no way of disappointin’ anyone!! Tha 3rd verse iz Jimi,
doin’ his thang, once again!! My Rating:
4.3
13.
“Grind Hard” (Lil’ One The Champ Feat. Max Minelli & NNDG)
Startin’ ta feel like, “what’s up wit tha same features/artists?” Then again,
at least it’s only, like, one song from different albums! G-Motivation!!! My Current Rating: 4.5
14.
“I’ma Robot” (Dre Chatman Feat. Jay The Talent & NNDG)
Ooh,
anotha Dre song? Gotta hear it!! >>> Tha beat intro’s good but almost
scary; there’s, like, a gamble, here, wit if it’ll be all-tha-way good or
all-tha-way wack… Hearin’ tha hook and this shit sounds good; catchy content
for tha clubs and this “robot” shit! Tha 1st verse sounds good; “tha
BR troopers from BR!” :tu Yes, this my big dawg Dre on tha 1st
verse; glad he doin’ his thang, ya dig? Gotta
give him exposure!! Tha 2nd verse iz keepin’ this shit goin’…; same
thing wit tha 3rd verse, too. My
Rating: 4.4
15.
“Play No Games” Feat. Jimi Jump & Dre Chatman
>>>
This iz tha 1st style I heard Dre on (singin’) and he seems ta neva fail wit me! Yes, some Jimi Jump on
tha 1st verse, settin’ this good, smooth mood, 9/5 Music Group
style! “Otha niggaz bullshittin’, but me, I keep it 100;” that’s right, Jimi!
:tu You’re on tha 2nd verse and you’re gettin’ tha gurls involved,
which sounds good how you deliver shit! Some of this sounds like Pitbull, now, so
I might get a lil’ grossed out but whateva, this passes tha test… My Rating: 3.8
16.
“Open Charges” Feat. Trickmane
Looks
tight… >>> LOL, startin’ wit an orgasm? A song about “open charges”
and street shit? What made tha orgasm come outta nowhere? Was that someone’s
beat tag, lol? :rofl Must be Trickmane on tha 1st verse; this shit
sounds pretty good on this okay-soundin’ beat… Tha 2nd verse ain’t
too bad, either; lol, “nerdy?” More like scientist, lol. My Rating: 3.8
17.
“Get U Busted At” (Teflon Pit)
LOL,
random bonus? This should be real
nice, especially since I think this iz tha 1st time I’m hearin’ a
song from Teflon Pit as tha main artist!! >>> This shit’s definitely gutta; gotta feel dis!! LOL, tha orgasm came outta nowhere; must be a beat tag ‘cause this iz too
gangsta fa orgasms, lol! Really feelin’ tha rhymes and hopefully—prayin’—one
day I can communicate/do business wit Teflon Pit ‘cause he one of those
valuable rappers in tha 225!!! This sounds like tha good, ’06 – ’08
Louisiana-soundin’ shit dat I really like; thumbs up fa this bein’ a bonus!!
How old really iz this? My Rating: 4.8
18.
“I Like Dat” (Jay The Talent)
Anotha
bonus; hope it ain’t a fucked-up ending like tha Jimi Jump bonus song from him!
>>> LOL, tha orgasm beat tag again… Good, it sounds normal from him;
kinda decent but it’s betta than bullshit! This should’ve had a feature ‘cause
it’s kinda long for just him and not much things changin’… My Rating: 3.7
Overall: What a hot CD you got here, Nate! Really
feelin’ tha fam you got on here as well as that lil’ bonus from Teflon Pit,
which blew every other song out tha water, lol!
Rankings:
18. “I Like Dat” (Jay The Talent) 3.7
17. “Galactic Spunk” 3.7
16. “Open Charges” Feat. Trickmane 3.8
15. “Play No Games” Feat. Jimi Jump & Dre
Chatman 3.8
14. “Boomerang” (Lil’ One The Champ Feat.
Jimi Jump & NNDG) 3.9
13. “Maxazria Exclusive” Feat. Lil’ One The
Champ 4.2
12. “Big Deal” (Lil’ One The Champ &
A-One (Wissel) Feat. Puppy & NNDG) 4.2
11. “XXXtra Mayo” 4.3
10. “Do Dem Both” Feat. Jay The Talent &
Jimi Jump 4.3
09. “Hoes Be Callin’” 4.4
08. “I’ma Robot” (Dre Chatman Feat. Jay The
Talent & NNDG) 4.4
07. “3rd Person” 4.4
06. “Grind Hard” (Lil’ One The Champ Feat.
Max Minelli & NNDG) 4.5
05. “No Socks” (Pac Mane Feat. Jimi Jump
& NNDG) 4.5
04. “Showin’ Up” (Max Minelli Feat. Lil’ One
The Champ, Reno & NNDG) 4.6
03. “Where She Get That Ass From” (Dre Chatman Feat. Jimi Jump &
NNDG) 4.7
02. “I Ain’t Trippin’” 4.7
01. “Get U Busted At” (Teflon Pit) 4.8
Average CD Rating Review:
Total
Score: 76.9
Total
Songs: / 18
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Average CD Rating: 4.3
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