Showing posts with label Doodie Da Juvie. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Doodie Da Juvie. Show all posts

Sunday, November 23, 2025

Commercial #2,642: #LouisianaRapVaultChallenge, Day 1,211



FTLD'z Commercial Series #26:
#LouisianaRapVaultChallenge:
Day 1,211: November 23, 2025

Frankie's 26th commercial series & 2,153rd day in a row of releasing a commercial!

Starting August 1, 2022, Frankie's promotin' & showin' luv to damn-near every underground, Louisiana rap release from 1983 - 2013! Watch as a total of 23,701 intros, outros, skits, tracks (you name it!) are played from now till June 21, 2087; that's somethin' diff'rent every day!

This series will go on from August 1, 2022 - June 21, 2087. How much do you know about Louisiana's underground?

Music Playing
Doodie Da Juvie "I'm Coming" (2010)

#DoodieDaJuvie #YoungKT #BatonRougeLARap #Louisiana #LouisianaLA #LouisianaRap #LouisianaLARap #225 #225Rap #NewOrleans #NewOrleansLA #NewOrleansRap #NewOrleansLARap

Monday, October 28, 2024

Commercial #2,251: #LouisianaRapVaultChallenge, Day 820



FTLD'z Commercial Series #26:
#LouisianaRapVaultChallenge:
Day 820: October 28, 2024

Frankie's 26th commercial series & 1,762nd day in a row of releasing a commercial!

Starting August 1, 2022, Frankie's promotin' & showin' luv to damn-near every underground, Louisiana rap release from 1983 - 2013! Watch as a total of 23,701 intros, outros, skits, tracks (you name it!) are played from now till June 21, 2087; that's somethin' diff'rent every day!

This series will go on from August 1, 2022 - June 21, 2087. How much do you know about Louisiana's underground?

Music Playing
Doodie Da Juvie "I Don't Care" (2012)

#DoodieDaJuvie #BittyB #BatonRougeLARap #Louisiana #LouisianaLA #LouisianaRap #LouisianaLARap #225 #225Rap #NewOrleans #NewOrleansLA #NewOrleansRap #NewOrleansLARap

Monday, April 22, 2024

Commercial #2,062: #LouisianaRapVaultChallenge, Day 631



FTLD'z Commercial Series #26:
#LouisianaRapVaultChallenge:
Day 631: April 22, 2024

Frankie's 26th commercial series & 1,573rd day in a row of releasing a commercial!

Starting August 1, 2022, Frankie's promotin' & showin' luv to damn-near every underground, Louisiana rap release from 1983 - 2013! Watch as a total of 23,701 intros, outros, skits, tracks (you name it!) are played from now till June 21, 2087; that's somethin' diff'rent every day!

This series will go on from August 1, 2022 - June 21, 2087. How much do you know about Louisiana's underground?

Music Playing
Parktown Bone feat. Doodie Da Juvie "Runnin' & Duckin'" (2010)

#ParktownBone #DoodieDaJuvie #BatonRougeLARap #Louisiana #LouisianaLA #LouisianaRap #LouisianaLARap #225 #225Rap #NewOrleans #NewOrleansLA #NewOrleansRap #NewOrleansLARap

Tuesday, August 11, 2020

Commercial #681: #QRedOnTheTrackChallenge, Day 11



FTLD'z Commercial Series #11:
#QRedOnTheTrackChallenge:
Day 11: August 11, 2020

Frankie's 11th commercial series; he's showin' luv all this month to "Legendary™" Baton Rouge, LA producer, Q-Red On The Track! Whether it's a production or feature, you name it! Q-Red done "ran" most "bitches," ya heardz me?

This series will go on from August 1, 2020 - August 31, 2020; time to run "dis bitch;" bow!

Music Playing:
C-Loc feat. Big Wookee & Lil' Phat "Tabs & Bars" (2012)
Juvielyfe Entertainment feat. Q-Red On The Track, Lil' Frank, Lil' Feet & J-Skillz "DoodieShyt" (2011)

Saturday, June 27, 2020

Commercial #636: #BatonRougeLabelBattleChallenge, Day 27



FTLD'z Commercial Series #10:
#BatonRougeLabelBattleChallenge:
Day 27: June 27, 2020

Frankie's 10th commercial series; he's showin' luv to tha labels that have impacted Baton Rouge, LA, through time. Due to Frankie's extra-busy schedule, this series will be a two-month series! With there bein' 30 dayz in June & 31 dayz in July, there will be a total of 61 15-second label battles; 122 labels in all! No repeats!

This series will go on from June 1, 2020 - July 31, 2020; know yo history!

Labels:
Juvielyfe Entertainment vs. Sick Spit Entertainment

Music Playing:
Juvielyfe Entertainment feat. Q-Red On The Track "Dumbo" (2011)
Benjamin Racks & Kell "2AM" (2017)

Note:
This episode iz dedicated ta Sick Spit Entertainment rapper, Kell 1000; Happy 38th Birthday!

Friday, May 8, 2020

Commercial #586: #BatonRougeProducerBattleChallenge, Day 08



FTLD'z Commercial Series #09:
#BatonRougeProducerBattleChallenge:
Day 08: May 8, 2020

Frankie's 9th commercial series; he's showin' luv to tha producers that have impacted Baton Rouge, LA, over tha past 13 years. With there bein' 31 dayz in May, there will be 31 15-second producer battles; 62 producers in all! No repeats!

This series will go on from May 1, 2020 - May 31, 2020; pay tha producer!

Producers:
Haney vs. D. Jackson

Music Playing:
Doodie Da Juvie feat. Money Bagz "Feel Mah Pain" (2012)
Jimi Jump feat. Kevin Gates "Newsflash" (2010)

Sunday, March 9, 2014

Review #1,380: Big Wayne "Producer Of Da Year"

Reviewed on 3.09.2014 (Review #1,380)


Have been feeling unlucky, lately, especially that today, my car stalled out on top of a hill, and I had to ride down tha block after my block backwards, unable to stop at stop signs and shit. Oddly, before I left, I got tha files for this Big Wayne Producer Of Tha Year CD I finna review before tha car incident, and how ironic that I gon review it today. This was released on Bad Azz Entertainment in tha 3rd quarter of 2011; I’m not sure why I was never sent this CD, at tha time, especially that I had a radio show and err-thang. And, to be even more fair, no matter how hard it iz for me to handle this, right now, this review will be reviewed normally ‘cause tha CD’s before October 24, 2013, before Big Wayne blocked me from Instagram for no reason, and I have yet to be unblocked. So, I will waste a whole hour on this right now, as my choices in life have been at an all-time shithole! Can’t wait for more bad luck to come! But, I’m reviewin’ it ‘cause I neva got to review it before, and I wanna review every Louisiana CD! Start Time: 4:03 PM | End Time: 4:44 PM
3.10.2014 EDIT: Whether he got tha review or not, yet, he unblocked me from Instagram & followed me today! Gonna edit out some original stuff I said in here... Whoo! Now, we just gotta get his brother, B-Real, to do tha same! B-Real, take notes from Big Wayne ASAP!!


Disclaimer: I rate each song from 1.0 – 5.0; each rating iz my own opinion! I only please myself wit my ratings! I don’t care how lyrical you are, as long as it’s jammin’ enough for me to like it! I look for beats, then vocals, and then lyrics. To determine my favorites, I will differ tha 4.0 ratings. If a song gets at least a 4.0 rating from me, I love it already. If at least a 4.6 rating, I pretty much really love it, as it’s considered mindblowin’ when I hear it! Any song can earn up to a maximum of a 5.0 rating. Anything I type before “ >>> ” iz what I’m sayin’ before I listen to tha song; anything after I type “ >>> ” iz what I think of tha song while I’m listening to it. If you use tha word “swag” frequently, have auto-tune in your vocals, or talk about nothin’ but money and hoes 100,000x (which I consider ‘typical’ topics), I’m not buyin’ it! After I was robbed by an artist who claimed they “get money,” hearin’ about how much you “got money” and anything “money” really bothers me. If you have not done business wit me before, I won’t tolerate “money” talk in tha music!!

© 2014 CD Review (Review #1,380) reviewed on 3.09.2014 by FrankieThaLuckyDog.



01. “Certified”
>>> Really likin’ tha beat a lot; sounds pretty nice, here. Feelin’ how you comin’ through on tha 1st verse; consistent rhymes, like you comin’ through nicely wit it, as a 21-year-old. Hearin’ you on tha 2nd verse, and it sounds good, especially that you “don’t sleep;” too bad your brother, B-Real does. SMH, I woke him up one day. Outta all tha times he ain’t answer my calls, why answer when he sleepin’? Plus, why do rappers “sleep,” anyway? Weird as fuck, but hopefully, in tha future, I would like your flipped “dollars!” My Rating: 4.5


02. “Bucking & Jumping” Feat. Money Bagz
Looks familiar, but I couldn’t find it in any of my reviewz… >>> And, of course, you on tha beat, and it sounds pretty nice, whether I’ve heard this before or not. Nice job wit tha hook, as it’s pretty energetic; good, consistent shit! And, Money Bagz on tha 1st verse, comin’ through wit good shit fa tha parties. Here you are on tha 2nd verse, comin’ through wit good shit, too! “Rollin’ on dem jiggaz;” you got dat right! However, I neva understood your brother, B-Real, 366 dayz ago. On March 8, 2013, he was coughin’ on tha phone, and I said to him, “You need some jiggaz,” and he acted all afraid of that shit. Like, really? It’s tha name of tha label (Jigga House)! He said he wouldn’t tell me ‘cause he was with someone. I neva got ta remind him, but I would like to know tha awkward answer! My Rating: 4.6


03. “Why They Hatin’”
>>> Sounds real nice between tha beat, bassline, and how you comin’ through wit tha rap/sing-like notes on tha hook! I neva undastood tha whole “hatin’” references so many times, back then, but now, everyone hates my guts for no reason! I neva did anything, and only show luv! But, good shit on tha 1st verse, regardless. Hearin’ tha 2nd verse, and it’s good, but I dunno if you should reference “Pac.” Some people don’t deserved to be referenced in current music. Luckily, for me, I don’t live a world of quotes and clichés. My Rating: 4.6


04. “Go Down My Boy” Feat. Money Bagz
>>> Sounds good, once again; “ol’ scary-ass”-attacking on tha hook, here, and it sounds good. Got $$$ Bagz on tha 1st verse, here, comin’ through wit okay rhymes. Obsessin’ guns, as always… “Like a mane,” Big Wayne, “a mane!” Catchiness! Here you are on tha 2nd verse, “rollin’ off a 10 pack;” that’s what’s up! Hope you still be poppin’ ‘em today! My Rating: 4.3


05. “Ain’t No Love” Feat. Money Bagz
>>> Not sure if I recognize this either, but though you on tha beat, I’m not really into songs with singin’ samples on tha hooks… So, other than your beat, tha hook’s pretty shitty for me. Let’s see if tha verses can save it for me… Here you are on tha 1st verse, comin’ through like, “Why I keep a mad face at all times;” I see. Of course, that’s true, but also, that’s startin’ ta be me. I hate Pennsylvania, and with job opportunities manipulatin’ and threatenin’ me, how can you not have a “mug?” A good job wit tha 1st verse, but now that I think of it, at least tha hook’s for tha streetz; not too depressing-sounding. Here’s Money Bagz on tha 2nd verse, again on tha feature, comin’ through wit good rhymes in an okay delivery. I’m givin’ this a pretty-good rating, despite my criticism. My Rating: 3.8


06. “Other Shit” Feat. Money Bagz
Anotha feature? Wow, real close connection on this CD, I see? >>> Anotha familiar-like song, but I don’t think I’ve heard…? Good beat and good hook from you, here. Here’s tha 1st verse from you, already on an “anti-social” tip, just like 2013! Once again, anotha consistent verse. A longer song, here, as you’re on tha 2nd verse… Pretty gutta wit tha “40 glock” and shit like dat. I wonder, you think I’ll eva make it to Louisiana? I dunno if I’ll eva get a family member to agree to come with me, take off of work, and have money to spend, there. This iz Year #8 of my Louisiana connection, and still, I haven’t made it down there, yet. Here’s Money Bagz on tha 3rd verse, comin’ through wit some remedies, such as “smokin’ blunts;” nice. Good job wit tha verse, $$$! My Rating: 4.2


07. “My Life” Feat. DJ & Mike Jr.
A newbie for me on tha feature… >>> A longer joint wit you on tha beat, of course… Tha feature’s a singer, and it sounds pretty nice; sounds pretty close to a Boosie vibe, though why tha remaking vocals of tha “my life, my life, my life” shit? It still sounds good, though, for a Baton Rouge perspective. And, here’s this DJ Mike Jr. on tha 1st verse, comin’ through wit a sing-rap-like verse; good job! “Gunplay,” huh? Who would’ve thought that’d be a rapper name, and he would take my full attention away from Louisiana? Anyway, okay rhymes; not a fan of tha “money” shit, though it’s ‘pose to be 2011, here, so I’m not ‘pose to mind it, much. I wound up gettin’ robbed $555 from Skies (I spelled his name wrong on purpose, so nothin' of his comes up in Google, but you spell his name (figure this spelling out) Ess, Kay, Why, Zee, E), like, a month or two later, after this CD came out, sadly. We all take losses, and with Louisiana, I’m expectin’ to take 100s of losses? Here you are on tha 2nd verse, soundin’ okay, but too much “money” shit fa me. Even when you “was a lil’” kid? Can we go back to tha dayz where our parents bought us shit and we saved our “money”? Here’s tha 3rd verse from someone; have no idea who it iz, but it sounds like a great, Baton Rouge-like dude. Oh wait, I thought tha feature’s name was “DJ Mike Jr.”, but I didn’t see tha comma. I guess, it’s DJ for one feature, and Mike Jr. for anotha one? Either way, neva heard tha both of ‘em, but this 3rd verse iz pretty nice! Great dude; haven’t heard anything or his name come up since… Hope he’s still active? My Rating: 4.2


½time: Real nice-soundin’ CD, so far, like always! You already know what it iz! You always provide consistent production, as well as great rhymes—betta yet, your voice always sounds great, no matter what, when, or where! A 4.3-rated CD, currently!


08. “Legz Open Like Garage” Feat. Quante & Yung Damon
Not sure if I heard these dudes on tha feature, but this looks like a nice title, though it looks like there’s a word missing at tha end? >>> Good beat; a singin’ hook, again, and it sounds good fa havin’ “stamina” and “energy!” Okay, no cut-off words on tha title; catchiness! Here you are on tha 1st verse, comin’ through wit your catchy voice and, just, livin’ tha BR lifestyle! Sounds good, but don’t you think havin’ kids really distracts your full attention as a rapper/producer? I know it really screws up B-Real a whole lot. That’s why, I’ve been heavily influenced to definitely wait for sex, relationships, and most definitely, kids! My career and consistency comes first! Glad I got my Master’s Degree at 24! Anyway, tha 2nd verse sounds nice, here, wit this other feature; good, catchy joint! Long joint and only two verses? Didn’t quite bore me, but it’s nice, includin’ tha ending wit tha echo/acapella! My Rating: 4.1


09. “They Be Talking ‘Bout” Feat. Doodie Da Juvie
>>> Sounds like a nice vibe, kinda like tha early ‘00s of Louisiana; nice job wit tha production, Big Wayne! And, tha hook sounds good; feelin’ it! Tha 1st verse sounds good. Doodie on tha 2nd verse, and just like his name, he definitely iz tha shit, here, wit this consistency!! Whoo @ tha non-stop rhymes, content fa tha streetz, and consistency!!! My Rating: 4.3


10. “Moe Love You Show”
Ain’t dat right, Big Wayne? Tha “moe love [I] show” seems to keep makin’ me go into bad directions. But also, think, can you believe I’m showin’ “you” “love” wit this review, right now, despite you blockin’ me from Instagram, while reviewing this? Unbelievable, right? There’s no one like me! I guess I’m so vulnerable wit this kinda shit? >>> You got this right wit “tha moe love you show, they don’t return it back.” That’s an issue I’m dealin’ wit right now, and iz a main reason why I can’t get to Louisiana/travel by myself. I’m feelin’ tha rhymes about you talkin’ ‘bout people “actin’ funny.” Tha 2nd verse sounds like you rappin’ about B-Real, fa 2014, though that’s not what it’s exactly about; it iz, in my case, though. I heard B-Real “laughed” about me, yesterday. Like, he took all my “love” that I showed, such as buyin’ back his stolen equipment, puttin’ him in playlists, givin’ him awards, bein’ in 30-degree weather of snow by doin’ live reviewz of his CDs, and more, and I get “laughed” at, now? My bad fa showin’ “love!” But, sadly—I dunno what tha fuck’s wrong wit me—I still try and “show love!” Don’t ask me why; I’m a mess, and I need help, desperately! My Rating: 4.2


11. “Trippin’”
>>> Catchy hook, here, and tha beat’s nice! Tha 1st verse sounds nice, here; good job wit all tha “trippin’” shit dat people be on, such as myself. Yea, Big Wayne, I’ll admit it: I’m such a fuckin’ asshole, right? I have problems; my autism gets in tha way! Who wanna fuck wit an autistic person anyway, right, in this undaground of Louisiana? I feel like there’s no room fa autistic people like me, sadly; it’s too strange fa y’all, and tha amount of perseverance I have fa Louisiana, y’all can’t handle. I gotta quit focusing on Louisiana and find anotha place! Just wait, when I get that job! It’ll be game over fa Louisiana! Anyway, tha 2nd verse’s good, too. My Rating: 4.4


12. “Asking How I Do It”
>>> Sounds like a slightly-faster beat; sounds good! Tha hook’s pretty catchy; just “do [yo] shit!” Tha 1st verse sounds good, here; how do you get “dawgs,” a.k.a., people dat roll wit you? It’s so hard fa me; err-body got a schedule! Only one verse, here? It was soundin’ good, but nice, quick taste! My Rating: 4.4


13. “Nani Goat” Feat. Strokes
Already know this one. It was a lil’ over four years ago when I found it on your YouTube. It made my 1st Tha Louisiana Archives compilation, too. We already know you & K.T. did a nice job wit this beat, describin’ these “goats” and all dat. Great collab and “I’m callin’ out to all goats,” as Strokes says on tha 2nd verse! More of tha review on tha Tha Louisiana Archives Vol. 1 review, but honestly, can you be 20 again, please? My Current Rating: 4.8


14. “Fucked Up” Feat. Big Poppa
>>> Nice wit err-thang you on! Feelin’ tha “fucked up” vibe of tha hook! And, tha 2nd ½ of tha hook was random wit background sounds, but it still sounds good… Tha 1st verse iz nice; I like how you said, “bruh,” twice. Glad you “stay fucked up;” good shit! Even ended tha 1st verse wit “bruh,” too; nice, “bruh!” This could be anotha familiar-soundin’ joint, but I’ll just review it; whateva… Poppa on tha 2nd verse, here, comin’ through wit lots of shit ta offer. Okay, good shit fa tha clubs; can’t deny it. BTW, Big Wayne, when I stress you out, do you get “fulla [more] pillz?” My Rating: 4.5


Overall: As always, this was anotha classic CD of yours! You always come through wit one of tha best, southern voices, as well as who you feature on your tracks! Surprised there was no B-Real, here? I guess I got a break today! Can’t believe though you blocked me, I spent a whole 41 minutes reviewin’ your old CD! Would you do somethin’ like this, like, leave your kids for an hour, and do Level-related shit for an hour? Think of how fucked up I am!! Anyway, don’t hate me anymore! We all go through shit! Time to come to tha rescue, or I’m just gonna keep hating myself, and chasing bad luck!
3.10.2014 EDIT: And, I'm so glad we're connected on Instagram, now. I'm glad I took a shot at reviewin' this CD, yesterday! I guess it worked out in both our favors?


Rankings:

14.       “Ain’t No Love” Feat. Money Bagz 3.8
13.       “Legz Open Like Garage” Feat. Quante & Yung Damon 4.1
12.       “My Life” Feat. DJ & Mike Jr. 4.2
11.        “Other Shit” Feat. Money Bagz 4.2
10.       “Moe Love You Show” 4.2
09.       “Go Down My Boy” Feat. Money Bagz 4.3
08.       “They Be Talking ‘Bout” Feat. Doodie Da Juvie 4.3
07.       “Asking How I Do It” 4.4
06.       “Trippin’” 4.4
05.       “Fucked Up” Feat. Big Poppa 4.5
04.       “Certified” 4.5
03.    “Bucking & Jumping” Feat. Money Bagz 4.6
02.    “Why They Hatin’” 4.6
01.    “Nani Goat” Feat. Strokes 4.8


Average CD Rating Review:

Total Score:                      60.9
Total Songs:                      / 14
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Average CD Rating:       4.4

Monday, December 9, 2013

Review #1,353: 1st Class Carson "F.A.M.E. II"

Reviewed on 12.08.2013 (Review #1,353)


Tha next CD I have ta review iz F.A.N. Entertainment’s 1st Class Carson F.A.M.E. II! One of DJ B-Real’s boyz, let’s see what we got, here! Start Time: 11:49 PM | End Time: 1:20 AM


Disclaimer: I rate each song from 1.0 – 5.0; each rating iz my own opinion! I only please myself wit my ratings! I don’t care how lyrical you are, as long as it’s jammin’ enough for me to like it! I look for beats, then vocals, and then lyrics. To determine my favorites, I will differ tha 4.0 ratings. If a song gets at least a 4.0 rating from me, I love it already. If at least a 4.6 rating, I pretty much really love it, as it’s considered mindblowin’ when I hear it! Any song can earn up to a maximum of a 5.0 rating. Anything I type before “ >>> ” iz what I’m sayin’ before I listen to tha song; anything after I type “ >>> ” iz what I think of tha song while I’m listening to it. If you use tha word “swag” frequently, have auto-tune in your vocals, or talk about nothin’ but money and hoes 100,000x (which I consider ‘typical’ topics), I’m not buyin’ it! After I was robbed by an artist who claimed they “get money,” hearin’ about how much you “got money” and anything “money” really bothers me. If you have not done business wit me before, I won’t tolerate “money” talk in tha music!!

© 2013 CD Review (Review #1,353) reviewed on 12.08.2013 by FrankieThaLuckyDog.



01. “Intro”
>>> Lil’ Tron doin’ a beat, here… Not really likin’ that there was a beat tag, here; beat tags are corny! Bad ta know that “gettin’ money”’s tha 1st thing on your mind… I do like tha “gettin’ blunted” part, though. Rhymes sound catchy, here; you got a catchy voice, too! However, you do sound insecure with all this ramblin’ toward tha 2nd ½ of this intro… It’s like, how do you ramble so much? An autistic person like me, that’s hard! A 2nd verse, here… Oh, so F.A.N. Entertainment = Fuck A Nigga Entertainment? Weird that somethin’ explicit would be in a label name, as well as really negative. Tha funny thing iz that as negative as it iz, you prolly pull up to tha scene wit a bunch of dudes, anywayz, so as always, it’s a contradiction. Also, you only “21”? Thought you were near B-Real’s age, so it’s odd to know that I’m right in betwee tha both of y’all (25). As far as this “money” shit, if you keep braggin’ about it, I hope you promote this CD well by spendin’ some of that “money” on me makin’ you a commercial, maybe gettin’ a beat from me, and more! My Rating: 4.2


02. “Youngin Year”
Not sure what ta expect… >>> Not really inta tha Lil’ Phat sample. Shouldn’t be there just ‘cause he died. Couldn’t tell who’s producin’ this, but this sounds nice, regardless! Just didn’t go for tha beat tag… Also, no features are listed on these filenames, so I can’t tell… Hearin’ you on tha 1st verse, and it’s pretty good ‘til you started sayin’, “gettin’ money,” a bunch of times… Ehh, but can’t deny this jam! I’m feelin’ tha 2nd verse, too, but why do I always have ta hear shit about dudes hatin’ on otha dudes? Gets boring afta a while! Also, thumbs down ta tha “money long” line. Heard that kinda line earlier this year, and only made $40!! $40’s “long”? See what I’m sayin’ about how tha lines affect me from my past! My Rating: 4.0


03. “You A Hoe”
>>> Jacked beat, here, wit Juvenile “Set It Off” beat. “Carter”? Let’s see this, as it seems like a ½ blind review… If this iz a “Dhat Fam” song, then my anticipation’s pretty low! Will neva forget when Gus disliked my Wne tribute video! Yuck @ my past; gotta get away from tha music world! Hearin’ tha 1st verse, and it sounds good except tha “money” shit. Damn, three songs in, and all three have a “money” reference? Can’t deny how this jams, though; likin’ that “middle fingaz up” on tha hook! Tha 2nd verse sounds nice; exposin’ this “faggot,” lol! I also like how this dude disses “love songs,” too! Yea, kill that soft rap! Turned out ta be real good fa me, overall!! My Rating: 4.5


04. “No Pity”
>>> EQ beat. This has a lil’ bit of a slower vibe to it; okay, so far, with okay rhymes… Was this a stolen beat or somethin’? Hearin’ too many beat tags throughout this, which can get on my nerves… Gettin’ a lil’ gay toward tha hook wit tha voice; bad hook! Tha 2nd verse sounds like a regular life from a regular person wit tha “textin’ my phone” shit. To me, that doesn’t differ a Baton Rouge sound; anyone can text! My Rating: 2.4


05. “This For My Niggaz”
>>> Really long intro of a speech that already has me unanticipated! Hearin’ tha 1st verse, and this has a Baton Rouge vibe, but tha beat’s a lil’ too slow fa me… Almost thought tha hook was gonna sound bad. Tha voice almost hints gayness, but it just passes; pretty good… Tha 2nd verse ain’t bad, here; sounds like this dude’s a fuck-up? My Rating: 3.8


06. “Write My Wrongs”
>>> Oh no! [Without sayin’ tha producer’s name, it’s time fa me ta act distracted!] Where’s my gurl, Halo, who can get me “faded”? Help!! Gotta luv her!! Anyway, to tha hook: Sounds catchy, from whoeva this iz. Tha 1st verse sounds good; I’m likin’ all tha “same” rhymes: “same house … same clothes;” nice! I feel it! Tha 2nd verse sounds like they try ta fit in. Tha “all my enemies” shit sounds like Tupac, and “locked up in tha studio” sounds like quantity ova quality… Then again, I like hearin’ this dude on tha 2nd verse, so it passes, overall! My Rating: 4.3


07. “Quit Hating”
>>> So far, this sounds hot; kinda gives me that Uptown Allstars vibe from ’07! I like bars 11 – 12 in tha 1st verse (I think it was those. If not, it’s 7 – 8); feelin’ tha flow! Tha hook sounds like an early 20-year-old’s vibe wit tha “suck a nigga dick” shit; definitely feelin’ tha attitude! Tha 2nd verse sounds like Doodie Da Juvie… Good shit; he doesn’t sound like he should rap like everyone else, though, wit tha “hating” and shit… My Rating: 4.4


08. “Leave Me Alone”
>>> Can’t really relate ta this kinda shit. I neva lost anyone. Wow, this iz a complete contradiction ta me! Tha “money” shit, tha “phone games” shit, tha “glock cocked” shit, and losing people? 0% me, all tha way, but it sounds nice… Tha 1st verse sounds like a good setup or somethin’. Tha “amnesia” / “will not forget you” line’s bad. People say they won’t “forget.” Meanwhile, I have tha fakest fans that have no idea what’s goin’ on with me… People neva remember anything about me, or wanna, smh! Tha 2nd verse sounds good, too, mainly ‘cause of tha beat helpin’ this dude out. My Rating: 4.2


09. “It’s Over With”
>>> This “Carter” dude and you, 1st Class… Good beat; sounds a lil’ different wit tha voice on tha hook, here… I guess this a good thing ‘cause I can’t complain, right now. I like tha “X-Box” part about how Carter “ain’t to be played!” Good 1st verse! Tha catchy vocals from tha hook’s on tha 2nd verse, here, comin’ through wit catchy street shit. I like tha “all you niggaz pussy; you got nine lives” part, too! My Rating: 4.3


½time: So far, most of this iz great! Tha production’s really on lock and on a Baton Rouge level, which I’m feelin’! Funny thing iz, I have no idea what ta expect wit each joint, as tha artists aren’t listed! A B-Real could jump outta nowhere, and I’d have a heart attack; I wouldn’t know, beforehand! So far, this CD’s worth a 4.0 for tha CD rating!


10. “Glock On The Dresser”
>>> Really likin’ tha beat start (Beat Geeks)!! This “Carter” dude again; I’m likin’ tha street content, here, too! Sounds like some bad “fake” shit to deal with; why does err-body gotta be fake? Glad Carter exposin’ ‘em! Anotha obsession wit gunz, here… Sounds like they’re anticipatin’ death, here? Tha 2nd verse’s nice, too; almost sounds like a feature snuck in, as well! My Rating: 4.2


11. “Cut Up”
>>> Anotha “Carter” joint wit that Lil’ Tron dude on tha beat… Really feelin’ tha beat start; this sounds like it gon be a great gangsta joint! This sounds nice! I like tha “fuck you!” part on tha hook; shit’s tight! Tha 2nd verse iz anotha exposin’-soundin’ verse; good shit! I like tha “broker than a zero,” but I can’t tolerate tha “I be gettin’ money.” I wish no one claimed they were “gettin’ money!” My Rating: 4.4


12. “Zoo”
>>> I ain’t catch tha tag in tha beginning; let’s see what kinda animals gon come outta here… Sounds like a catchy hook, as well as tha beat soundin’ hot! I like tha effect on tha voice when it says, “fuck wit my niggaz.” Catchy rhymes on tha 1st verse, here, as well as tha delivery! Likin’ tha lyrics, too; “animals” iz right, just like I predicted! Ooh, some Wizard Of Oz references, too! Sounds like a young dude on tha 2nd verse, here… It ain’t bad; no deal-breaker rhymes, luckily, such as “money, money, money!” My Rating: 4.5


13. “Dead Or Alive”
>>> Anotha tag I couldn’t catch; why iz there all these tags? Tha “Carter” dude again… I’m feelin’ tha production, as it’s nice and slow, on a Baton Rouge tip! Sounds like this Carter dude’s just waitin’ ta die or somethin’, wit his rhymes? Seems scary. Bad start to tha 1st verse wit “a young nigga wit money;” not good! Hope some of that “money” comes my way, as far as a commercial or some beatz from me! Glad you expressin’ that “babies havin’ babies;” that’s what ruins a rapper’s focus!! Not inta tha 2nd verse, so far; sounds like what every “dude” wants to be ‘cool,’ smh. Wow, endin’ wit “so hungry for my plate, that I ate my fuckin’ spoon!” Crazy! My Rating: 4.3


14. “Situations”
>>> More “Carter”… Sounds like a really loud beat intro… An okay song, but tha beat’s loudness iz a lil’ annoying. Tha hook sounds like a Lloyd sample? Nothin’ too special, it sounds like… Tha 2nd verse has nothin’ special in it. I mean, I could prolly like these lyrics betta if it was a betta beat—without an annoying surround sound! My Rating: 2.5


15. “Grew Up With”
>>> More “Carter” with Mod Productions on tha beat… Ehh, don’t sing tha hook! Tha 1st verse’s kinda boring—oh wait, tha only verse, accordin’ to this length… Not really inta tha “money” rhymes, again. Real short, but not tha worst. My Rating: 3.3


16. “Out My Top”
>>> EQ beat. Again, too many tags = a stolen beat? Why does every rapper in Baton Rouge have ta have an “ol’ lady”? Either way, not bad, but because y’all most-likely stole this beat, tha repeatin’ of tha tags are annoying. Tha hook’s nice, and I’m feelin’ tha energy, at least! Oh, looka here: Big World on tha 2nd verse! Finally got one of tha features correct, but I won’t fix up all tha titles ‘til I know all of ‘em on all tha tracks! He can get away wit these kinda “throwin’ 1’s” shit ‘cause he a Down Bad affiliate! Good rhymes; I always feel how he comes through on tha track! Gotta luv ya, World! My Rating: 4.2


17. “Missed Calls”
>>> Lil’ Tron beat; yucky tag, again! But, good beat, it sounds like! Only 2:13 on tha length, so let’s see how much you can squeeze in, here… Ehh, too many girls. How you get all these girls? What’s wit tha popularity? Funny how you mentioned gettin’ “faded,” when I mentioned tha great song, “Faded”, earlier in this review! Tha hook sounds catchy wit tha “this fa all y’all who hatin’” shit. Even though I criticized tha girls beginning, I like this title. Though I like tha title, it’s prolly what every rapper in Baton Rouge should rap about ‘cause they’re good at ignoring people! Tha 2nd verse sounds catchy, too, and I like how tha beat goes in tha background durin’ tha 2nd hook! My Rating: 4.3


18. “PSA”
>>> I thought this was gonna be an interlude, but it’s a song… Beat sounds good/slower than usual, and it sounds like you havin’ fun or somethin’… Almost sounds like you’re attackin’ me (not directly) with, “Bitch, you 25, and you just gettin’ rims? Bitch, I’m 21…” Go’head and attack me wit a lot more ‘cause I’m “25,” and there’s plenty more of life I have to explore! Bein’ autistic, I grow slow, but I have two brainz! My Rating: 4.0


19. “Big Bank”
>>> Whoeva’s on tha 1st verse, they sound great. Sounds like tha intro wit tha “still gettin’ money” and “still gettin’ blunted” shit; a lil’ recycled…? Gotta luv when y’all say, “Big bank take lil’ bank!” Little did I know that tha hook would have it, too; catchy… Bad 2nd start wit tha “20 stacks in my jeans,” from whoeva this iz! Why haven’t I seen any? They should send me some “stacks” before they even attempt ta talk ta me ‘cause they should know how valuable I am!! Despite tha beginning of tha verse, I felt tha verse; they came through nicely! My Rating: 4.4


Overall: I thought this was a nice lil’ CD, courtesy of F.A.N. Entertainment! Though I wasn’t sure who tha Carter dude was, as well as some of tha features on here, 1st Class Carson put together a nice lil’ disc! Feelin’ tha vibes, and there were some interesting topics on this CD! Keep survivin’ and hangin’ in there!!


Rankings:

19.       “No Pity” 2.4
18.       “Situations” 2.5
17.       “Grew Up With” 3.3
16.       “This For My Niggaz” 3.8
15.       “PSA” 4.0
14.       “Youngin Year” 4.0
13.       “Leave Me Alone” 4.2
12.       “Intro” 4.2
11.        “Glock On The Dresser” 4.2
10.       “Out My Top” 4.2
09.       “Write My Wrongs” 4.3
08.       “It’s Over With” 4.3
07.       “Dead Or Alive” 4.3
06.       “Missed Calls” 4.3
05.       “Cut Up” 4.4
04.       “Quit Hating” 4.4
03.    “Big Bank” 4.4
02.    “Zoo” 4.5
01.    “You A Hoe” 4.5


Average CD Rating Review:

Total Score:                      76.2
Total Songs:                      / 19
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Average CD Rating:       4.0

Wednesday, February 6, 2013

Review #1,273: DJ B-Real "Pay Da Producer Vol. 1"

Reviewed on 2.06.2013 (Review #1,273)


Wow, OMG, we got a very special review I finna do, today! I’m video-taping tha whole entire thing!! We got Jigga House Records’ DJ B-Real Pay Da Producer Vol. 1!!! And yes, “da producer” should be paid, definitely! I hope B-Real’s makin’ lots and lots of money!! We tryna get this CD to have at least 5-figga digits in tha streetz—hard copies, I’m talkin’ ‘bout! There’s gotta be at least 10,000 Pay Da Producer Vol. 1s out there, ya feel me?! Ya heard me?!? And, what else can I say? I’m dyin’ ta hear this; props ta DJ B-Real for mp3in’ it to me!! Start Time: 2:33 PM | End Time: 5:24 PM


Disclaimer: I rate each song from 1.0 – 5.0; each rating iz my own opinion! I only please myself wit my ratings! I don’t care how lyrical you are, as long as it’s jammin’ enough for me to like it! I look for beats, then vocals, and then lyrics. To determine my favorites, I will differ tha 4.0 ratings. If a song gets at least a 4.0 rating from me, I love it already. If at least a 4.6 rating, I pretty much really love it, as it’s considered mindblowin’ when I hear it! Any song can earn up to a maximum of a 5.0 rating. Anything I type before “ >>> ” iz what I’m sayin’ before I listen to tha song; anything after I type “ >>> ” iz what I think of tha song while I’m listening to it. If you use tha word “swag” frequently, have auto-tune in your vocals, or talk about nothin’ but money and hoes 100,000x (which I consider ‘typical’ topics), I’m not buyin’ it!

© 2013 CD Review (Review #1,273) reviewed on 2.06.2013 by FrankieThaLuckyDog.



01. “Intro – Ready Or Not”
Produced by DJ B-Real!! You know I’m dyin’ ta hear this, right now!! Intro “or not!” Anything—135 seconds iz gonna get my heart racin’ because that’s 135 seconds of DJ B-Real!! Better than zero! So, let’s get inta this! DJ B-Real, lemme hear your voice!! >>> He means “that!” He always means “dat!” My favorite dude outta Louisiana, pretty much; Baton Rouge king! I luv when you say, “mean dat! Mean dat!” Let’s hear it! He’s lurkin’ err-where fa err-body; he gon “wake ya ass up!” “There ain’t no otha producer fuckin’ wit [DJ B-Real];” he definitely iz da truth!!! “Don’t give they ass a freebie;” definitely!! Keep that perspective, DJ B-Real!! I luv how we’re so hypnotized by Lauryn Hill and this sample! You did a nice job samplin’ The Fugees, B-Real, and you made it your own BR lil’ intro! My Rating: 4.4


02. “Who It Is”
I already know “who it is;” tha best dude outta BR! I’m definitely lookin’ forward ta hear this! It’s just, nothin’ but B-Real!! Givin’ him his lil’ solo space from tha Drama Boyz, here, and my heart iz definitely achin’ fa this, right now!! >>> Greg Dukes in tha intro, here…; whoo, a B-Real beat intro!! Ooh, I’m luvin’ this; I luv how you come through wit your hooks! How you sing them, and just doin’ it all by yourself, this time! You’re gettin’ credit also, luckily! “Bass steady knockin’;” shit yeah!! You know I’m definitely goin’ ham, right now!! DJ B-Real!!!!! DJ B-Real, all tha rhymes you’re spittin’, here, it makes you seem like you have tha best life in BR! Just, err-thang you sayin’ on this 1st verse iz just tha shit! Cannot deny any rhyme, right chea!! Just can’t get enough of this hook; you definitely know how ta start a CD off right!! “Break it down!” You are “tha shit;” you can “brag or boast” about it, B-Real, ‘cause I fuckin’ luv you! You “da conducta”? Shit yeah! “Huh bruh;” I luv when you say, “bruh!” Just hearin’ dat from you just keeps me so motivated! Fuckin’ incredible!!! Ten years ago—a decade ago, 50 Cent had 2003 on lock wit all kinds of jointz! Now, 10 years later—2013, DJ B-Real gon be everywhere on my playlist and err-thang!! He [Greg Dukes] said, “10 years,” no less; knewe!!! How ironic!! B-Real Entertainment, but shout out ta Jigga House Records, too!! My Rating: 4.8


03. “Pay Da Producer” Feat. Big Wayne
Produced by Big Wayne & DJ B-Real!! Such a true song dat “da producer” should get paid! I luv tha flute sound in tha beat; y’all definitely did a nice job wit dat!! It’s such a demandin’ hook that there’s sirens goin’ off in tha background [outside]! DJ B-Real on tha 1st verse, comin’ through real nicely, on this beat! I also like this part comin’ up, right chea: “Hard drives crashin’;” “as long as we got our mind and a laptop;” that’s true shit! My “hard drive” crashed; I lost my video camera in Hawley, PA! Yea, nice job, B-Real, on that beat! They “betta pay da producer! You gon pay da producer!” Yea, “pay da producer!” It’s so catchy for, like, somethin’ that’s true, as far as business; it’s like a business anthem! Second verse, Big Wayne; he’s exposin’ all those bitch-ass people that call him up. I could do that too, but I do that privately to my close peeps. And, I have all tha proof! Definitely a great collaboration between two brothers, through tha verses, tha hook, tha beat! Y’all definitely did err-thang on this track!! Definitely an anthem fa 2013!! My Current Rating: 4.7


04. “It’s Nothin’” Feat. Zeus
Produced by DJ B-Real & Zeus, OMG!!!!! Holy shit!!! OMG, Zeus on tha feature and tha production wit you, DJ B-Real!!! I don’t even remember tha last time I heard Zeus on a track, but in 10 dayz, it’s gonna be tha ½ decade celebration of when I first discovered you two guys, back on February 16, 2008, on dat Big Jay’s Pyrex Radio Vol. 4: From Crumbz 2 Brickz! Tha 1st song I heard from B-Real was that “Trap All Day” (La’Keith, B-Real & Kevin Gates); tha 1st song I heard from Zeus? I’m pretty sure—because it was #6—was Young Ready, Level & Zeus “Knockout (Bow)”, cause I remember Jigga House Records’ song wit Max Minelli, “Parking Lot (Remix)”, was right after that, #7. I mean, to remember it, obviously, I luv them to death! I’m very lookin’ forward ta this, so let’s just get into it! OMG, do I smell perfect rating? I cannot wait until I hear saliva comin’ outta Zeus’ mouth!!!!! And, don’t forget, DJ B-Real, you know, I anticipate you, too! But, Zeus, we need ta hear from you!! And, I hope that keyboard’s fixed now ‘cause it’s Wednesday! It’s not Tuesday anymore, so you’ll be back to producing!! >>> Uh oh, sounds like somethin’ serious!!! Definitely an interestin’ hook, here!! It sounds like tha grimy undaground, like I was just underneath this graffiti wall! “Dinnnnn!!” That beat sound; “fuckin’” luv it!!!!! DJ B-Real startin’ it off; you’re on tha 1st verse!! “Zeus, he got tha smoke;” oh, why ain’t I wit you guys, right now?!? This iz a perfect club banga fa tha streetz, right here!! “Jigga House up in this thang!!” DJ B-Real & Zeus!!!!! Y’all definitely holdin’ it down!! OMG, I’m just, can’t for tha Zeus verse, on tha 2nd verse!! I can see this blowin’ up, gettin’ awards from me! Remember I said it, a year before tha awards come out, 2013 style!! Here we go…; that’s Zeus? Sounds hella tight right here, on tha 2nd verse! Doesn’t exactly sound like him on tha phone, but this iz definitely somethin’ serious, right here!! Like, Zeus would be sayin’ wit tha production, “Whoaaaaaaaa, I be poppin’ dem pillz!!!” Whoo, wow!! My Rating: 5.0


05. “Have A Good Time” Feat. Down Bad
Produced by DJ B-Real!! I be bumpin’ tha “Bunz” collaboration they did, recently! I think it’s gonna be toppin’ my latest playlist, due out February 10, I believe, 2013! So, I can just imagine tha follow-up to that “Bunz”! >>> “Mean dat;” fuckin’ B-Real!! Luv him ta death!!! I think this iz gonna be one of those B-Real hook songs!! Shit yea, a lil’ bit of a bounce vibe!! B-Real handlin’ tha hook real well!! I definitely came here [graffiti wall] ta “have a good time,” in tha fuckin’ freezin’ cold fa B-Real!! We got Terror on tha 1st verse, here…; shit yea! Splittin’ tha verse up, here; tha 2nd ½ of tha 1st verse, here: Cage Da Conducta! He real wild wit it!! What a jam here, B-Real; you just really helpin’ these Down Bad boyz out!! Thumbs up fa dat 1st verse, right there! Got JR Dot on tha 2nd verse, right here… “Look at dat booty!!” Sounds like Jack Da Rippa splittin’ tha verse up; 2nd ½ of tha 2nd verse… He a “dreadhead;” gotta luv tha dreadheadz!! How can a pussy not get wet ta dis?! DJ B-Real!!! Third verse! I luv how he says, “thug!” Him, Savage; they really be holdin’ it down! Gettin’ tha whole verse, here!! “Feelin’ good” ‘cause you makin’ a feel-good track, right chea!! My Rating: 4.7


06. “Excellent” Feat. J Buc
*Screams* Produced by B-Real & J Buc!!!!! That’s anotha one I luv so much: J Buc!! Muthafuckin’ J Buc collaboratin’ wit DJ B-Real on tha feature and production?! This shit gon be insane!!!!! I can’t wait ta hear this!!! OMG, from tha Zeus collaboration to now this?! I mean, B-Real definitely has tha right ear for people, so, I definitely gon really enjoy this!!! >>> Ooh, tha beat even sounds like how it smells in here [underneath tha graffiti wall], right now!! Can I get a lil’, “J Buc!!!” I luv how tha J Buc productions—they usually start wit a beat start! Ooh, J Buc on tha hook!!! He doin’ tha, “iiiiiiiiit,” again!!! Wow, what an anthem!!! I’m glad ta be under a graffiti wall fa this, right now!! Kick-ass hook from J Buc; glad ta hear him again!! He’s on tha 1st verse, right here, feelin’ good as a muddafukka!! How did God create B-Real & J Buc?!? Like, tha best parents in tha world, probably!! “Shiiiiiiiit;” “I don’t wanna hear shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitttt” ‘cause I’m “stuck up!!” Definitely a great 1st verse, Buc!! This iz like “Extravagant (Part 2)”, it reminds me of, ‘cause they were “extravagant” and now, they “excellent!” Time fa tha 2nd verse…; DJ B-Real!!! B-Real definitely in tha mood, here, fa tha bitches!! You are “perfect,” B-Real; “perfect!!!” He “da shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitttttttt,” courtesy of J Buc!! Wow, just quality; definitely can’t wait ta play it in my car!! My Rating: 4.9


½time: Wow, I am definitely amazed by this CD!!! I believe, I like it better than tha Drama Boyz We ‘Bout Dat Drama (Pre-Album) (Hosted by DJ B-Real)!! It’s very Baton Rouge!! Tha collaborations between beats and features are insane!!! B-Real, you definitely have 2013 on lock!!! Tha average CD rating so far? A WHOPPIN’ 4.8!!!!! You know you got a tight-ass album when tha average iz a 4.8?!? We talkin’ 4.6 iz obsessions, but a 4.8?!? Now, that’s crazy!!! I’m definitely lookin’ forward to tha 2nd ½; seven jointz ta go!!! I can’t believe it, still!! B-Real, definitely keep shit on-n-poppin’!!!!!


07. “I Love Money” Feat. Savage & Jimi Jump
Produced by DJ B-Real!! I’m not really a “money” fan, but Savage, if he’s on tha track—maybe, he did tha hook? Maybe, he has a verse? I know it’s gonna be one of those, like, Pimp C-type, rollin’-in-your-whip-in-tha-South-type jointz, so I think I’m lookin’ forward! And, we’ll see what Jimi Jump contributes with tha DJ B-Real!! >>> Sounds like tha end of somethin’ for tha beginning; I’m kind of anticipated! “Sav Sinatra!” “B-Real…;” “mean dat!” “Jimi Jump!!” “Roll a blunt; that’s right, Savage!!” I was right about what this would sound like, but wow, holy fuckin’ shit, Savage & B-Real are on tha hook [I think]!!! No homo money-type shit, here; this iz definitely quality!! And now, it’s time for tha 1st verse!! Obsesser of tha “money…” I thought it was B-Real, but it’s Savage comin’ through, pretty catchy! Hopefully, Savage iz gettin’ a lotta “M-O-N-E-Y;” he definitely deserves it!! Definitely makin’ this shit sound cool!! Yea, “don’t need a woman!” Tha more solo, tha more consistent and successful you are, wit tha green, of course! I luv these 2nd ½ of tha hooks, where they just repeat! Oh, here’s Savage, right? B-Real was on tha 1st verse; y’all really sound alike!! And, he mentioned “Pimp C;” how am I so psychic wit this?!? Savage has “three different accounts;” he deserves more, though! I’m “Italian!” “Clean as a biiiiitch!!!” B-Real, you may luv money, but I luv you! There’s no one, pretty much, better in Baton Rouge than B-Real! Savage, you’re always gonna be tha 1st ta, you know loyal person ta still be cool wit me! Jimi Jump, 3rd verse… It sounds good; I mean, I would’ve thought it would’ve been just a producer’s song, but at least one non-producer’s good to be featured… “Twist” dat shit up, Jimi!! Yea, sit on dat “toilet;” “shit” on dem hataz!! Oh, no hook? Just a beat outro…; sounds real nice!! Could’ve sworn Savage even collaborated on tha beat; that’s how great it sounds!! My Rating: 4.7


08. “Get On Your Grind” Feat. Lil’ Doonie
Produced by DJ B-Real; who else?!? Holy shit, Lil’ Doonie?! I haven’t heard him—I only heard him on one CD: DeTrane’s Jigg City Radio Vol. 1, back on February 24, 2008…; wow!! Now, almost five years later, he appears on another CD!! And, this’ll definitely be a great collaboration to hear Lil’ Doonie on! DJ B-Real, you hooked up wit a great dude! I don’t even remember if I was older than Lil’ Doonie—I think I was, which I’m, you know, at tha time of 2008, I wasn’t older than many. >>> Sounds like a Savage-type beat again; luvin’ it! “I mean dat;” fuckin’ B-Real wit your great intros!!! I fuckin’ luv ‘em!!! Ooh, you’re on tha hook; wow!!! Definitely supplyin’ tha South to tha fullest with this! Despite me bein’ depressed at times, DJ B-Real, you keep me on my music-promoting grind, and that’s why I love you! Here’s tha 1st verse…; DJ B-Real!!! We have “bird get tha worm,” DJ B-Real! You’ll always be treated first in my book!! “Put tha bullshit to tha side;” you said it right! You just seem so perfect, B-Real; I hope you live forever!!! We all seem like champs, in a way. And, as much as I feel like you’re like a king, I can’t believe I’m only a couple years younger than you! You seem so far above me, but I guess I’m pretty successful, in a way, I guess? But now, after five years, Lil’ Doonie!! Second verse, it sounds like!! Let’s hear it!!! That voice!! Still sounds good; I like his, “Damn,” part, addin’ some character in a quote! Wow, Doonie, masturbation style!! Bustin’ “a nut” fa da “money!” Shittin’ wit yo J’s on!!! Yea, “fuck sittin’ down;” definitely “stay on [your] grind!!” My Rating: 4.6


09. “Let Me Do Me”
Produced by DJ B-Real!!! I definitely wanna hear more about you, so I gon “let [you] do [you],” B-Real!! Strictly solo on this, so I’m ready to devour this joint!!! >>> Uh oh!! Uh oh, people are comin’! A B-Real tag…; nice beat intro, just continuin’ and continuin’! Well, tha 1st ½ of tha hook’s flow kinda sounded a lil’ mainstream, but I luv this “let me do me, let me do me; let me do me” shit on tha 2nd ½ of tha hook!!! Ooh, B-Real trafficking on tha 1st verse, here; gotta luv this shit!! That just makes me give you anotha hug!! “Hustle, hustle hard!!!”…even though that’s, like, kinda, cliché/quote-type shit… “Sell water to a whale” [I think it’s “well”]? DJ B-Muthafuckin’-Real iz tha shit!!! I like how you said, “dawg,” at tha end of tha 1st verse, there! B-Real, you definitely representin’!! Somethin’ about this, I really like this because it’s just you on tha track; nobody else!! So, that means, “[you] can do [you]; [you] can do [you]; [you] can do [you]; [you] can do [you]!!” “Come and holla!” Definitely diggin’ these lyrics, continuin’ on tha 2nd verse, here! “Err-day,” B-Real? So, I assume that’s your job? I just wish you tha best of success, 24/7!!! “Like a 24-hour sto’;” a “sto’,” people!!! My Rating: 4.7


10. “It’s Easy” Feat. Mouse On Tha Track
Produced by DJ B-Real & Doe-Doe?! Doe-Doe, where in tha hell have you been? I haven’t heard anything from you since that Final Destination Vol. 1: Boarding Pass with A-Wissel! This iz prolly gonna be so Mouse On Tha Track, funky-type shit, where his voice sounds so cool and Southern; you know how Mouse be doin’ it! So, I’m definitely lookin’ forward ta this collaboration, includin’ a collaboration on tha beat wit Doe-Doe!!! >>> Uh oh, sounds like electrifying!! “This fiya-ass track!!” “$1,000 in one day”? “It’s easy”? You “mean dat,” B-Real? You “mean dat”? Well, this live review, I would hope to get $100 for! What’s wit that beat tag of yours—that new one? You “make it look easy”? I’m definitely feelin’ this, right here!! Uh oh, here’s all of tha “easy”s!!! I’m definitely feelin’ tha hook, right here, B-Real; I fuckin’ luv you!! “Whoo,” it sounded like you farted on tha 1st verse! Who doesn’t wanna “be you,” B-Real? I wish I could “be you!!!” What don’t you have?!? I like how you said, “dawg,” again! Yea, don’t do it for “tha fame,” but you do have a lot of “power,” B-Real!! And, once again, about tha $100 for tha live review: I know I’m doin’ it kinda early, just to show you luv, but I definitely feel like a live review’s worth $100! All tha shootin’ and editin’ that I’m doin’, plus reviewin’ your shit live! And, look how good it’s doin’!! “Wahhhhhhhh;” Mouse!!! Second verse; how iz it hard fa him? His voice, just hearing it, “easy” enough ta give it a 4.0+!! “What tha feezy?” Shit no… because this shit iz so tight!! Poppin’ dem “Watsons!!” B-Real, how many “Watsons” have you popped, recently? Wow… It just sounds so cool; I just fuckin’ luv your voice, B-Real, on tha hook!!! Endin’ wit a beat outro, here… My Rating: 4.7


11. “Roger That” Feat. Q-Red
Produced by DJ B-Real & Q-Red! This looks like an interestin’ collaboration; I betcha it’s gon go through tha roof!! >>> Sounds like Q-Red on tha hook…; nice hook right here! I definitely am feelin’ it, between B-Real sayin’, “roger that!” Great collaboration, so far! Q-Red on tha 1st verse; how ‘bout some N’ Sync? Britney Spears? I don’t know what ta say right now… I dunno if I sound straight listenin’ to this right now, but that was a nice 1st verse, includin’ tha rapid flow; good job, Q-Red… DJ B-Real on tha 2nd verse… “Come here, boy;” he’s lurin’ everyone in! “Strive fa tha best”? You are “tha best” outta Louisiana, B-Real!!! Yea, nice job on tha 2nd verse, B-Real! I think I’m about to get frostbitten… Nice lil’ cold ending, right chea… My Rating: 4.7


12. “You Don’t Know About” Feat. Doodie Da Juvie & 1st Class Carson
Produced by—OMG, an extra person on tha production!! Produced by DJ B-Real & J Buc!!! Wow, this beat iz definitely gon be nice!! I neva heard of 1st Class Carson before, so it’s gonna be a different, interestin’ collaboration; I’m lookin’ forward!! >>> B-Real, again, wit this tag… Then, you hear tha Buc sound! Ooh, B-Real intro!! Glad you’re standin’ up fa err-body!! Wow, I wouldn’t’ve thought you’d be on tha hook; this shit iz definitely tight!! Glad you exposin’ these bitch-asses, B-Real! I’m feelin’ tha beat… Doodie on tha 1st verse? He doesn’t sound like doodie, here! I’m likin’ this shit, especially tha 2nd ½ of Doodie’s verse! We definitely need ta keep talkin’ about DJ B-Real!! Everyday, all day, everyday, we should mention DJ B-Real!! Here’s tha 2nd verse…; this must be tha new dude. Wow, he just ready ta say, “middle finger to you F.N.z!” He doesn’t sound cheesy at all; definitely tha type of gangsta shit that sounds good fa tha 225! Even tha “hoes” know about him? Whoo, wow! “You can suck a first class dick?” Uh oh, B-Real on tha 3rd verse!! Why do people have ta “hate”? That’s why, I’m so big ‘cause I love!! I don’t “hate,” I love!! Ooh, sirens again ‘cause B-Real, “you” da shit!! “Juvielyfe, Jigga House;” nice collaboration!! And, we’re startin’ wit—we got tha intro again, on tha near-ending! My Rating: 4.5


13. “Full Of Dat (Part 2)” Feat. Infa Red & Zeus
Produced by Infa Red & B-Real!! Which, B-Real, you told me, “I didn’t make tha beat,” or somethin’, which Infa Red just did. But, we’ll say this iz a collaboration and yea, you do “mean dat!” Such a classic hook, right there!! “Full of dem barz, full of dem jiggaz; poppin’ dem tabs, smokin’ dat killa!!” And, here’s this part [after]; wow! I luv when y’all “full of dat!” It, just, means a lot ta me that I’m cool wit y’all! And, because I put this on YouTube already, I know tha 1st verse iz Infa Red, and he “full of dem jiggaz,” and everything that rhymes together! “Full of dem jiggaz!!” He just feels so good when he’s rappin’ this shit, right now! This was featured on my 9th Louisiana Archives mixtape compilation, 2 Hot 2 Stop, with our now-gone, donated Florida house, on tha front cover! “Full of dem barz, full of dem jiggaz; poppin’ dem tabs, smokin’ dat killa!!” And, we know who’s on tha 2nd verse; let’s put this king up here, right now: DJ B-Real!! I just luv his whole vibe that he, just, has, here!! He just sounds like tha coolest dude you’d wanna just be with and hang with!! Why would you “have bad nerves,” though, B-Real?! Surprisingly, I like this line: “Threw back a bar, now I’m feelin’ like I got swag,” ‘cause he—‘cause he says, “Bouncin’ up and down,” so it sounds like a kangaroo or some shit!! And, I know I don’t really compare tha dead sometimes, but I have ta say, this hook sounds like Nate Dogg—some of that Nate Dogg shit from back in tha day! Tha last verse? Wow, my boy Zeus!!! Zeus iz fully focused, here; “full of” so much shit! Always be “full of dat,” Zeus; always!! Don’t let it be tha past; it’s timeless!! I still can’t believe that’s tha same voice as tha Zeus I talk to on tha phone; that’s incredible!! “Full of dem jiggaz…;” gotta give ya a hug, DJ B-Real!! You gotta visit me soon!! Well, originally, when this song was on Tha Louisiana Archives Vol. 9, I rated it a 4.8. However, it’s so timeless, 2012 style, and from me… My Current Rating: 5.0


Overall: Wow, can this CD be, like, my best friend or somethin’?!? Holy shit, I think we finally have anotha pure classic in BR—Louisiana, I should say!!! OMG, B-Real, you definitely did a nice job wit tha beats, features, extra producers, and how you be comin’ through on tha tracks!!! Oh yea, and props to me—some credit to you, B-Real—for gettin’ that Savage collaboration to work out! I texted Savage for you, and it worked! That’s tha FTLD power, right there!!! Well, I hope to get a hard copy in tha mail, soon; gotta treat it like a best friend, ya feel me? Ya heard me?! Always stay in touch, B-Real! Thanx for keepin’ me really motivated, as well as I keep you motivated!! You really—I mean, really, there should be a law to where a person iz required to have some DJ B-Real in them! I mean, songs, talking to B-Real in person! I mean, without DJ B-Real, we should die!!! So, keep up tha real great work; this was a lot of fun!! You brought back fun in these reviewz!!!!!


Rankings:

13.       “Intro – Ready Or Not” 4.4
12.       “You Don’t Know About” Feat. Doodie Da Juvie & 1st Class Carson 4.5
11.        “Get On Your Grind” Feat. Lil’ Doonie 4.6
10.       “Roger That” Feat. Q-Red 4.7
09.       “I Love Money” Feat. Savage & Jimi Jump 4.7
08.       “Let Me Do Me” 4.7
07.       “It’s Easy” Feat. Mouse On Tha Track 4.7
06.       “Have A Good Time” Feat. Down Bad 4.7
05.       “Pay Da Producer” Feat. Big Wayne 4.7
04.       “Who It Is” 4.8
03.    “Excellent” Feat. J Buc 4.9
02.    “It’s Nothin’” Feat. Zeus 5.0
01.    “Full Of Dat (Part 2)” Feat. Infa Red & Zeus 5.0


Average CD Rating Review:

Total Score:              61.4
Total Songs:              / 13
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Average CD Rating: 4.7 (automatically a 5-star-rated CD)

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