Review #1,440: Cain Muzik Mafia "Promotin' Violence"

Reviewed on 2.14.2015 (Review #1,440)

Frankie here, finna review Cain Muzik Mafia Promotin’ Violence, sponsored by Cain Muzik Group. One thing I’m not too thrilled about wit doin’ this review iz that it’s from two years ago and I wasn’t even sent it. It’s like, not one rapper in tha CMM clique knows about me and can get me tha music? Tha only one I’ve talked to was Mista Cain, but I’m sure Scotty at least knows about me from seeing my reviewz? See, things like that’s where my value’s real low in tha music business, most-likely not feelin’ like I belong in this business, smh… That’s why, I mainly delayed this review and have chose to not review it ‘til now. Not to mention, I need to fill up my music files data DVD up (4.36 GB); been fillin’ it up since May, and I’ve had a lotta changin’ moments since then. I just haven’t had tha time to check a bunch of shit out… With that bein’ said, lemme just get this done. Because of tha lack of importance in tha music business, as well as B-Real blocking me last year, most music that’s released today from Louisiana’s underground’s mainly clutter, goin’ in one ear and out tha other. Aight, lemme just get this over with…! Start Time: 4:34 PM | End Time: 6:13 PM

Disclaimer: I rate each song from 1.0 – 5.0; each rating iz my own opinion! I only please myself wit my ratings! I don’t care how lyrical you are, as long as it’s jammin’ enough for me to like it! I look for beats, then vocals, and then lyrics. To determine my favorites, I will differ tha 4.0 ratings. If a song gets at least a 4.0 rating from me, I love it already. If at least a 4.6 rating, I pretty much really love it, as it’s considered mindblowin’ when I hear it! Any song can earn up to a maximum of a 5.0 rating. Anything I type before “ >>> ” iz what I’m sayin’ before I listen to tha song; anything after I type “ >>> ” iz what I think of tha song while I’m listening to it. If you use tha word “swag” frequently, have auto-tune in your vocals, or talk about nothin’ but money and hoes (which I consider ‘typical’ topics), I’m not buyin’ it!

© 2015 CD Review (Review #1,440) reviewed on 2.14.2015 by FrankieThaLuckyDog.

Link To CD: http://indy.livemixtapes.com/mixtapes/25229/cain-music-mafia-promotin-violence.html

01. Mista Speaks (Intro) feat. Mista Cain
Of course… Since y’all got err-body featured on every song, I gon put Mista as tha feature on these interludes, skits, etc., here… >>> Still to this day, I dunno how all these Cains appearin’ err-where, recently; it’s honestly really annoying, at times, especially when none of ‘em keep up wit me. Like, why ain’t he get a hold of me from jail, like I’d get a hold of err-body from jail? Boring intro; too much “fuckin’ girls” shit on this… Always remember that I promote and recognize tha ones that don’t get recognized, not tha ones that get dickrided… My Rating: N/A

02. “Promotin’ Violence” feat. Dame Cain

I guess all tha main people’ll be on tha feature, listed as “Cain Muzik Mafia feat. [Whomeva on tha song]?” >>> Wow, this beat’s someone else’s, from Baton Rouge’s! Too bad it’s been so long ago that I don’t exactly remember, but it sounds like “I’m A Grinder,” a lil’ bit… It has a different “bow, bow” than Beezy Bird, from Gardere, who originally went, “Bow, bow,” in “I’m A Grinder”… Hearin’ tha 1^st verse and it sounds nice ta hear, basically. And, an outro from DJ Ya Boy Earl, here. What’s with shoutin’ out uncomfortable people? I can betcha this CD gon have a bunch of uncomfortable moments on it… Hell, I wouldn’t be surprised if B-Real appeared outta nowhere! Anyway, had to knock down tha rating, since tha beat was too familiar, makin’ it sound like a Baton Rouge vs. Baton Rouge-kinda song… My Rating: 3.6

03. “Flush U Out” feat. Terrence Hines, Scotty Cain, Deezy Cain & Dame Cain

>>> I thought Earl was hostin’ this? Randomly hear T Mck in tha beginning? Guess it’s tha both of ‘em? Anyway, not that it’s a priority of today with me, but tha hook sounds nice and energetic; tha Baton Rouge-kinda shit I dig… Hearin’ tha 1^st verse and it’s soundin’ good; nice, ‘90s baby-type G-shit… Tha 2^nd verse sounds nice wit this beat, too; definitely likin’ how this sounds… Tha verse split into anotha dude on tha 2^nd ½ of tha verse…; also feelin’ this one, too. Hearin’ tha 3^rd verse (really, Terrence Hines? Thought he was 1^st, since he on tha ID first? I’ll leave him in his spot due to tha hook, I guess?) and it’s soundin’ good, as well… Basically, whether this shit goes in one ear or out tha other, I guess it’s good to just collect, like all tha otha 1,900+ Louisiana CDs I have? My Rating: 4.4

04. “Cain Train” feat. Deezy Cain & Dame Cain

>>> Lil’ Ken on tha beat! Even though this sounds like an obsession wit tha “Cains,” I do think this iz catchy wit tha beat; nice hook… Hearin’ tha 1^st verse and who knew? A bunch of dudes together, in a mafia; that’ll neva happen wit me! Seems like I’m solo at all times, since nobody on tha same level as me! Well, at least I got my boy, Frankie, on Long Island! Sounds good, though… Hearin’ tha 2^nd verse and tha energy continues…; nice. Gotta luv how Ken slams those cymbals! Almost sounds like Beezy Bird wit tha, “Bow, bow,” in tha background of tha beat… My Rating: 4.5 (guilty pleasure)

05. “Mista Speaks (Freestyle)” feat. Mista Cain

Can I throw our phone call on here? >>> Will I ever be featured in a freestyle? Remember tha dayz when Mista’s label would send me music early… Back when him and his producer, Young Hits, would not know what tha name of their own song was! See, that’s tha kinda exclusive shit I like and would go for, not this shit where everything’s on YouTube, DatPiff & LiveMixtapes tha day it comes out and shit, smh! Anyway, freestyle’s aight. My Rating: 3.9

06. “La Familia” feat. Dame Cain, Deezy Cain & Scotty Cain

>>> Beat’s good fa y’all; hook sounds good fa this ‘90s baby-type shit… Hearin’ tha 1^st verse and it’s soundin’ kinda cocky wit tha, “Pull up … wit a new hoe,” shit. Either way, it’s decent wit tha rhymes, so far… Hearin’ tha 2^nd verse and it sounds aight… Hearin’ tha 3^rd verse and it’s Mafia-connected, mainly. Really? “Deezy Cain?” God, tha order of err-body on tha ID’s all mixed up; I have no idea of tha voices on all y’all… My Rating: 4.0

07. “Mafia Warning” feat. Dame Cain, Scotty Cain & G-Nate

>>> T Mck on tha beginning… Tha beat sounds much betta, here, wit that G-Funk beamin’-kinda sound in tha background, a lil’ bit… Lots of rappin’ on this 1^st verse, here; rhymes, rhymes, rhymes… How many rappers on this? I only hear one, so far… Literally, it almost sounds like err-body’s voices combine… My Rating: 4.3

08. “Wne Way” feat. Deezy Cain & Lit BlueBlack

Really? BluBlack on tha feature? Can’t be; don’t think he fuck wit y’all… Tha BluBlack I’m talkin’ ‘bout iz BluBlack from Gardere, featured on Down Bad’s 2007 single, “Out Da Box,” now with Black Noise Records… I think I know which BluBlack this iz; it prolly “Lit BlueBlack” (gotta ID him like that since tha BluBlack I know came first). >>> I kinda can’t stand tribute songs, but this one sounds real catchy wit tha hook and beat. Oh yeah, that was “Wne”’s name (“Justice”); diggin’ how y’all say, “Wne way, we gon have a Justice day.” Hearin’ tha 1^st verse from whomeva that iz (must be tha BlueBlack dude I was talkin’ about, Lit BlueBlack); catchy, surprisingly! Nice collaboration… My Rating: 4.6

09. “Memories” feat. Deezy Cain & Dat Boy A

Keepin’ tha weird vibes comin’… I know Throwback Thursday was two dayz ago and Flashback Friday was yesterday, but A anotha one that was a fad. One year, well, tha only year of 2010, he was active, wrote me and even shouted me out (which, I gon prolly upload tha shout out on YouTube sooner or later); check out this letter:

You don’t even hear from dude anymore, ever! Talk about really bein’ a fad fa 2010 only! Dude told me he 20 shout out clips of me; I only got one… It sux ‘cause as much as I thought I fell off, at least err-body sees things from me, at least once a month (playlists, at least one review & more). >>> Why do “memories” only get publicly exposed with dead or in jail people? There’s constant “memories” I have, no matter if they’re alive or not! Ewe, that voice on tha hook (A) sounds so 2010! Lemme sniff tha oil behind tha back of my ear ta just distract my attention! Real shit! Nice job from Deezy on tha 1^st verse, here… Even a 2^nd verse fit here, soundin’ good, too… My Rating: 4.4 (guilty pleasure)

½time: Despite this bein’ a guilty pleasure-kinda CD fa me, it’s a good CD, regardless. So far, tha CD rating’s at a 4.2, currently…

10. “Slippin’” feat. Dame Cain, Deezy Cain & Scotty Cain

Dame Cain in tha ID twice, lol? >>> Tha hook’s nice wit this beat… Tha 1^st verse sounds like it reminds me too much of Mista, so I might not pay attention to it, too much; it’s aight. Tha 2^nd verse sounds nice fa some G-shit… And, whateva’s goin’ on in tha 3^rd verse’s okay, as well; lots of ramblin’… My Rating: 4.2

11. “U Know Who I Am Boy” feat. Deezy Cain

>>> Anotha Ken beat; sounds good… More of an “eat dat ham, boy” shit; sounds nuts…! Get it? Does 6” qualify as passing tha test? Anyway, this iz kinda funny and catchy wit tha eatin’-dick content… Random: Earl came back on tha outro? Guess he doin’ random outros and T Mck doin’ some intros? My Rating: 4.4

12. “Twerk” feat. Deezy Cain & Yung Pymp

I don’t think a female song’s up y’all alley fa me… >>> Anotha Ken beat; ready ta twist my anticipation? Well, it sounds good on tha hook and beat but I still don’t think this y’all style… Not everyone needs ta fuck on they CD! Good 1^st verse, regardless; keep it goin’… Here comes tha 2^nd verse from this Pymp and it’s mainly a social network-kinda “twerk?” It sounds good, despite me not bein’ a big fan of social networks mentioned in songs… My Rating: 3.8

13. “Street Nigga” feat. Dame Cain & Lit BlueBlack

*Automatically stops tha review ‘cause A-1 The SuperGroup “Everywhere We Go” randomly just came on Music Choice Rap…* Goin’ nuts!! LOL, stoppin’ tha review outta nowhere!!

*Resumes tha review after almost 30 minutes, lol!* >>> Why tha beat tag in tha beginning? Couldn’t even tell who it was… Tha beat sounds good, though, wit some nice croakin’ sounds in tha background? Good hook, here… Hearin’ tha 1^st verse, here, and it sounds good fa this ‘90s baby G-shit… Tha 2^nd verse sounds nice ta hear, too; can’t complain… Tha 3^rd verse sounds pretty good, too; nice, consistent joint, surprisingly! My Rating: 4.3

14. “Out Cha Body” feat. Max Minelli, Deezy Cain & Rambo K Kutta

Ain’t this kinda shit past y’all’s generation? This tha shit I grew up to, wit Louisiana music; y’all more on dat ‘90s baby-type G-shit… >>> I’m diggin’ tha intro, as tha beat almost reminds me of “Down For My Ns;” great energy!! Nice job from Max on tha intro and tha hook’s nice! Tha 1^st verse sounds great, too; y’all really goin’ off! You can tell this tha #1-soundin’ joint on here, ya dig? Tha 2^nd verse’s soundin’ nice, here; good shit… Keepin’ it goin’ wit Max on tha 3^rd verse; feelin’ how he comin’ through wit his continuous reputation… My Rating: 4.7

15. “Floating” feat. Deezy Cain, Dame Cain & Scotty Cain

>>> Sounds nice wit tha beat and how y’all “floating” on tha hook… Let’s keep this goin’ wit tha 1^st verse… It sounds pretty good, between tha G-shit, tha “lean” and all dat! Tha 2^nd verse’s soundin’ nice ta hear, too; consistent flow wit tha beat… “Piss on ‘em;” tha shit I luv hearin’! It’s all about doin’ whateva’s on yo mind! Hearin’ tha 3^rd verse and it almost sounds like Mista, again… I know it’s one of y’all on tha track, but I wonder, are some of y’all related? Good shit, here… My Rating: 4.4

16. “Sipping Lean” feat. Deezy Cain, Dame Cain & Scotty Cain

>>> Nice southern-soundin’ beat, here, as well as tha hook: “I be sipping lean and smoking weed;” gotta dig it! Tha 1^st verse sounds pretty good ta hear, here; keep it goin’… Tha 2^nd verse sounds nice; can’t wait ‘til I hit anotha blunt! Gon wait anotha week ‘cause I gon spend this whole entire upcoming week catchin’ up on shit I’m behind in… Then, it’s NY, explorin’ & smokin’! Tha 3^rd verse’s nice ta hear, too; nice contribution… BTW, why do people “sip” fa othaz? Nice “pass tha fuckin’ weed” conversation at tha end, as well! My Rating: 4.5

17. “Going Ham” feat. T2, HD, Dame Cain, Deezy Cain & Lee Banks

An iffy feature, here; ugh… >>> Not too much a fan of when they throw a sample of tha song in tha beginning and then, tha song starts… Anyway, good-soundin’ beat ta get you pumped up… LOL @ tha hook: “We be goin’ ham and y’all be goin’ turkey;” turkeytacular! Hamtastic! Tha 1^st ½ of tha 1^st verse has good energy, here… Keepin’ it goin’ wit tha 2^nd ½ of tha 1^st verse and it’s good… Basically, it’s tha same kinda ‘90s baby G-shit I’ve heard on this whole entire CD… Tha 1^st ½ of tha 2^nd verse sounds nice with bein’ inside tha bathroom, or whereva they were just at… Tha 2^nd ½ of tha 2^nd verse’s nice, too. Diggin’ tha breakdown beat, by tha way; not really diggin’ all tha “R.I.P.” & “Free” shout outs, though; gets kinda played out… Final verse from Banks, here, comin’ through wit his aggression and energy, in tha voice; nice! My Rating: 4.6

18. Mista Speaks (Outro) feat. Mista Cain
>>> “Fake A Nigga” vs. “Fuck A Nigga,” huh? Interestin’… All I know iz that they’ll “be real,” 100%, when they can get “B-Real” ta unblock me! But, nice outro… My Rating: N/A

19. “Ambition Of The Mafia” feat. Scotty Cain & Dame Cain

Long way ta end this… >>> And, goin’ wit tha old beat, too, just like tha spin on tha title… Tha 1^st verse sounds good, though I’m gettin’ hungrier and hungrier just thinkin’ ‘bout tha length… Lots of rappin’, here…; it gon get to be too long, soon… It’s like, you don’t need this many songs; why not 14 or somethin’? Afta three minutes, a lil’ intermission’s here… Continuing on at 3:25… I mean, why all tha shooting? Nice fa music and sound effects, but if I was ta go ta Louisiana and I’d see a gun, I don’t know how long I’d last, as far as feelin’ comfortable… Like, err-body need ta kinda calm down and just not beef wit anybody. Comin’ through wit tha 2^nd verse and anotha thing I disagree wit: “How much fa a verse;” really? Y’all charge? Why no mutual connection? Why’d you wanna have an unknown person on yo shit? No need fa a buzz generator! Lots of rhymes; how much longer? My Rating: 3.5

Overall: Turned out exactly how I thought it would turn out: Nice beats, consistent rhymes, and on dat ‘90s baby G-shit; nice job! Hope y’all make me a priority soon; it’ll really help my Louisiana connection…

Rankings:

17.       “Ambition Of The Mafia” feat. Scotty Cain & Dame Cain 3.5

16.       “Promotin’ Violence” feat. Dame Cain 3.6

15.       “Twerk” feat. Deezy Cain & Yung Pymp 3.8

14.       “Mista Speaks (Freestyle)” feat. Mista Cain 3.9

13.       “La Familia” feat. Dame Cain, Deezy Cain & Scotty Cain 4.0

12.       “Slippin’” feat. Dame Cain, Deezy Cain & Scotty Cain 4.2

11.        “Street Nigga” feat. Dame Cain & Lit BlueBlack 4.3

10.       “Mafia Warning” feat. Dame Cain, Scotty Cain & G-Nate 4.3

09.       “Memories” feat. Deezy Cain & Dat Boy A 4.4

08.       “Flush U Out” feat. Terrence Hines, Scotty Cain, Deezy Cain & Dame Cain 4.4

07.       “Floating” feat. Deezy Cain, Dame Cain & Scotty Cain 4.4

06.       “U Know Who I Am Boy” feat. Deezy Cain 4.4

05.       “Cain Train” feat. Deezy Cain & Dame Cain 4.5

04.       “Sipping Lean” feat. Deezy Cain, Dame Cain & Scotty Cain 4.5

03.    “Going Ham” feat. T2, HD, Dame Cain, Deezy Cain & Lee Banks 4.6

02.    “Wne Way” feat. Deezy Cain & Lit BlueBlack 4.6
01.    “Out Cha Body” feat. Max Minelli, Deezy Cain & Rambo K Kutta 4.7

Average CD Rating Review:

Total Score:                      72.1

Total Songs:                      / 17

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Average CD Rating:       4.2

Review #1,315: Mista Cain "Ashes 3.0"

Reviewed on 8.30.2013 (Review #1,315)

Got my final Mista Cain review, and I’m caught up! This iz his most-recent release (only three months old, surprisingly, but no one gets me anything, so it’s almost ‘old’ ta me), Ashes 3.0, from Cain Muzik / Utopia Music Group, once again! Start Time: 9:40 AM | End Time: 10:14 AM

Disclaimer: I rate each song from 1.0 – 5.0; each rating iz my own opinion! I only please myself wit my ratings! I don’t care how lyrical you are, as long as it’s jammin’ enough for me to like it! I look for beats, then vocals, and then lyrics. To determine my favorites, I will differ tha 4.0 ratings. If a song gets at least a 4.0 rating from me, I love it already. If at least a 4.6 rating, I pretty much really love it, as it’s considered mindblowin’ when I hear it! Any song can earn up to a maximum of a 5.0 rating. Anything I type before “ >>> ” iz what I’m sayin’ before I listen to tha song; anything after I type “ >>> ” iz what I think of tha song while I’m listening to it. If you use tha word “swag” frequently, have auto-tune in your vocals, or talk about nothin’ but money and hoes 100,000x (which I consider ‘typical’ topics), I’m not buyin’ it! After I was robbed by an artist who claimed they “get money,” hearin’ about how much you “got money” and anything “money” really bothers me. If you have not done business wit me before, I won’t tolerate “money” talk in tha music!!

© 2013 CD Review (Review #1,315) reviewed on 8.30.2013 by FrankieThaLuckyDog.

Link To CD: https://myspace.com/territorymistaal/music/album/ashes-3.0-19120158

01. Intro Feat. Deezy Cain

>>> Ewe, a Facebook alert in tha background… Very aggressive against dat news story! I think tha news story’s false, too. My Rating: N/A

02. “Ashes 2 Ashes”

Forgettin’ an “E”? “Ashs”? >>> Of course, Lil’ Ken comin’ through on tha beat… Sounds like a catchy hook wit this beat, but I don’t like tha “success” perspective on tha hook. Well, you’re not “24,” yet. In 20 dayz, you’ll be. But, feelin’ your lyrics this time; I think this CD gon be an approvement from tha slowly-decreasing ratings of each CD that came out. My Rating: 4.4

03. “Tool On ‘Em” Feat. Lil’ Ernest

>>> Sounds like your voice iz slightly different, which iz, luckily, different from all these Lil’ Mista reviewz I’ve been doin’… Definitely a nice, gangsta hook, once again! You even got tha 1^st verse on lock, too; maybe, you’ll re-connect wit me once you get outta jail? I can’t focus on it ‘cause people say dat to me, and I’m tha longest afterthought in tha world! So, I gotta focus on myself, but I hope I’m important to ya, still… Hearin’ Lil’ Ernest on tha 2^nd verse, and yea, anotha gutta vibe, too!! Definitely feelin’ tha lyrics, as well as how his voice drops tha delivered lyrics! “Dropped my album”? You & Lil’ Josh, I neva heard anything except random features after “Jigga Juice”! My Rating: 4.5

04. “1 Of Da Sickest”

Too positive of a title! >>> Very Young Ready-like fa tha beginning, here… Like I’ve said before, one thing I really like about your songs iz that tha songs are short and sweet. What otha rapper from Louisiana drops hits that are 2:50 and less? Err-body be on dat 4:30-and-ova-fulla-bullshit-shit, where I’m sittin’ on these reviewz, ready ta fall asleep! But yea, this sounds like a nice jam, and Ken did a nice job wit tha beat, once again! Rhymes are good; not much braggin’, since tha good vibe of tha streetz keeps it hot. My Rating: 4.2

05. “Check Yo Pockets” Feat. Mouse On Tha Track

Mouse On Tha—not The—Track! >>> Tha “la-da-da-da” sounds like a southern version of Nate Dogg in tha beginning… Here we go wit some Mouse on tha hook!! Catchiness at its finest!! Feelin’ how you comin’ through on tha 1^st verse, Mista! Oh, that Mouse hook; he neva fails!!! LOL @ “Dolly … on a molly!” Even a verse from Mouse, on tha 2^nd, here… “Donkey” style, lol? My Rating: 4.5

06. “When I’m Dead”

Ain’t that how rappers just mysteriously ‘blow up’? Then again, you’re not even “dead,” but you’re quote-unquote, “big”? >>> Anotha good, southern vibe… “I’mma get my sleep when I’m dead;” hopefully, you ain’t sleepin’ when people call your phone, unlike B-Real! Fuckin’ called him, and he was “sleepin’” when I needed him. He sounded annoying, but it’s like, when people call me in my sleep—especially if it’s a music artist—I’m happy, and regularly answer tha phone, like, “What up?!” I almost wanted to tell him, “Rappers don’t sleep!” SMH @ sleepin’ on tha grind!! Like my dad says, “You only need ta sleep four hours!” But, this sounds good; a regular song by you, wit a lil’ bit of a betta soundin’ to it! Huh? What happened at 2:04? It’s really quiet, now?! Weird… My Rating: 4.2

07. “Studio” Feat. Lady Kym

Tha title = Everyone in Louisiana’s worst, obsessed enemy! >>> Yea, I’m right about my preview; ugh, tha death, deal-breaker message: “Lemme hit you back!” You know how many people said dat ta me, and they still haven’t, years later?! At least I keep my promise!! But, Kym sounds pretty nice on tha hook, includin’ tha beat… I like your descriptive lyrics, at times, too, Mista… Still, I wish rappers would put quality ova quantity! Like Sade says, when it comes to my music, “I only make music when I have something to say!” My Rating: 4.3

08. “In My Life”
>>> This iz a laidback-kinda joint, here… Ehh, this one’s got a pitched-female vocal sample on tha hook; gay. For your verses, they’re aight… These “love” jointz on a street CD ain’t really fa me… My Rating: 3.1

09. “Going Cain” Feat. Dame Cain

>>> Started off pretty quick, tha way I like it! Likin’ tha fast vibe, and what you comin’ wit on this track! Now, when you say, “Cain makin’ money,” iz that drug money? ‘Cause really, you still underground and to me, still a ‘random rapper outta BR.’ Hearin’ this Dame Cain dude on tha 2^nd verse, and it’s remindin’ me of some Bad Azz Entertainment-type shit wit tha hypeness! No filler, here! My Rating: 4.4

½time: Nice CD, so far; your CD stands at a 4.2 fa my rating, currently!! I like how your voice’s a lil’ different, your tracks have better features, and these are better-soundin’ tracks ta me!

10. “Pimp C”
You would think Savage had somethin’ ta do wit this song… >>> This sounds catchy and yea, where’s Savage when you need him? Not much ta say, except that you providin’ a nice vibe fa tha south, here! My Rating: 4.3

11. “Round The Back”
>>> Nice lil’ beat start in tha beginning; I describe it as “tha south vs. a classic video game’s sound effects!” Sounds like a drug-sellin’ anthem; I’m feelin’ what you comin’ through wit, here! I like how you talkin’ ‘bout bein’ at random houses and shit; nice and descriptive! My Rating: 4.3

12. “Pressure”

Damn @ not knowin’ how ta spell! You can’t blow up if you can’t spell! “Presure”? And by tha way, I spell “tha”, “iz”, words that end in “er” or “to” with an “A” on purpose, to show that it’s me doin’ all this typing, in case people wanna copy/paste! >>> Feelin’ tha Savage-soundin’ beat start! Good beat, but a lil’ boring wit tha flow. Sounds like you are a “professor,” here, wit how you’re deliverin’ this… My Rating: 3.8

13. “Like My Bitch”

Same song as “My Bitch”? >>> Nope, a new song… This one sounds catchier; I like how it sounds a lil’ like a Mouse song, wit how you’re comin’ through wit tha flow and shit. Shout out ta Ken on tha beat! Could just imagine what your “bitch” be like? I guess, in order to be big in tha music biz/your hood, you gotta have a “bitch.” Guess this why no one pays attention to me, smh! My Rating: 4.1

14. Skit

>>> Crazy @ gettin’ people “pregnant” before you’re, like, 30! My cousin 27 (almost 28) & she’s lookin’ forward ta havin’ kids! But, no kids, yet! She’s patient, slowly planning ‘til it’s time, ya H-E-A-R-D me?! My Rating: N/A

15. “On Ya Body” Feat. Yung Pymp
>>> I like tha beat, here!! Sounds pretty nice, and this track’s nice, overall! It bein’ a “bitch” song, can’t even tell too much ‘cause tha track bangs hard! I like how tha hook sounds wit dat sample in tha background (Boosie?)! Even got Yung Pymp on tha feature, too; shit sounds nice! My Rating: 4.5

16. “In My Ghetto”

I don’t get tha apostrophe “in” tha title? “I’n”? >>> Beat sounds nice. I heard anotha shout out ta Don Dre: “Big shout out ta Doc; he put me on my grind.” Too bad, when I tried re-connectin’ wit him, earlier this year (after three years of no way to get a hold of him), he only answered tha phone once, did not answer any texts I sent (2013, and people still don’t answer texts?!), and didn’t answer any phone calls. Talk about a very, not-serious, hates-promoting artist!! When will people be fun and creative and just answer fa me?! No wonder why you don’t hear from Easy Hustle Entertainment anymore! No one wants dat exposure, sadly! But, catchy song, and tha rhymes are great ta hear! My Rating: 4.3

17. “Déjà Vu”

>>> Sounds like all your other songs: Great beat and how you come wit it! Great “déjà vu” feelings… My Rating: 4.0

18. Outro

>>> Why would you anticipate ta “die”? Also, when you gon quit using that “Cain Muzik” tag in tha songs/skits? Why would you wanna steal dumb-ass Rick Ross’ idea? Why him? He ain’t Louisiana!! My Rating: N/A

Overall: I have ta say, great CD, Mista! Your other CDs were good, but had their weak areas, as well as on a slightly-typical, boring vibe… There was only one weak song on here, but other than that, very consistent, especially with tha lengths of tha songs! Now that I’m caught up, I hope I start gettin’ CDs when they come out!! Remember tha Easy Hustle dayz of 2010, when you were gettin’ a hold of me, and Kedrick was sendin’ me your music, on-time?! Yea, on-time!! Me havin’ tha music on-time was nice and exclusive! Now, everything’s on YouTube by tha time I get shit, and I serve no purpose into why I’m doin’ what I’m doin’. But, hopefully, you take me serious, again! I mean, I’m very close to disappearin’ from many, so with you bein’ in jail, at tha moment, it gon be hard to get a hold of me once you get out…

Rankings:

15.       “In My Life” 3.1

14.       “Pressure” 3.8

13.       “Déjà Vu” 4.0

12.       “Like My Bitch” 4.1

11.        “When I’m Dead” 4.2

10.       “1 Of Da Sickest” 4.2

09.       “Studio” Feat. Lady Kym 4.3

08.       “Pimp C” 4.3

07.       “In My Ghetto” 4.3

06.       “Round The Back” 4.3

05.       “Ashes 2 Ashes” 4.4

04.       “Going Cain” Feat. Dame Cain 4.4

03.    “Check Yo Pockets” Feat. Mouse On Tha Track 4.5

02.    “Tool On ‘Em” Feat. Lil’ Ernest 4.5

01.    “On Ya Body” Feat. Yung Pymp 4.5

Average CD Rating Review:

Total Score:                      62.9

Total Songs:                      / 15

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Average CD Rating:       4.2

Review #1,314: Lil' Mista "Lou Cain"

Reviewed on 8.29.2013 (Review #1,314)

Continuin’ wit tha Mista Cain reviewz, this next one iz Lil’ Mista Lou Cain, anotha CD that, I guess, flopped, and neva was given to me. That’s why, I’m reviewin’ it a year later. Start Time: 10:03 PM | End Time: 10:25 PM

Disclaimer: I rate each song from 1.0 – 5.0; each rating iz my own opinion! I only please myself wit my ratings! I don’t care how lyrical you are, as long as it’s jammin’ enough for me to like it! I look for beats, then vocals, and then lyrics. To determine my favorites, I will differ tha 4.0 ratings. If a song gets at least a 4.0 rating from me, I love it already. If at least a 4.6 rating, I pretty much really love it, as it’s considered mindblowin’ when I hear it! Any song can earn up to a maximum of a 5.0 rating. Anything I type before “ >>> ” iz what I’m sayin’ before I listen to tha song; anything after I type “ >>> ” iz what I think of tha song while I’m listening to it. If you use tha word “swag” frequently, have auto-tune in your vocals, or talk about nothin’ but money and hoes 100,000x (which I consider ‘typical’ topics), I’m not buyin’ it! After I was robbed by an artist who claimed they “get money,” hearin’ about how much you “got money” and anything “money” really bothers me. If you have not done business wit me before, I won’t tolerate “money” talk in tha music!!

© 2013 CD Review (Review #1,314) reviewed on 8.29.2013 by FrankieThaLuckyDog.

Link To CD: https://myspace.com/territorymistaal/music/album/lou-cain-18768870

01. Intro

>>> Kinda tired of hearin’ kids on skits and shit… My Rating: N/A

02. “Catch That”

>>> What was wit dat “I want a bitch ta say somethin’” shit in tha beginning? Very random… As far as this song, it’s on some regular, Mista-type shit. My Rating: 3.9

03. “Bam”
>>> Nice-soundin’ beat… Rhymes are just braggin’, as usual. My Rating: 4.0

04. “Ride Or Die” Feat. Raina Marie

>>> Nice lil’ singing part from Raina, here, wit this southern beat… Again, you rappin’ tha same shit, so I have nothin’ ta really say about it… My Rating: 3.8

05. “Pop It For Wne” Feat. Deezy Cain & Magnolia Chop
>>> A hoes-shaking song… Why “pop it for” someone who died? Sounds like a weird celebration; I’m weirded-out! My Rating: 3.4

06. “Homicide”
>>> Might’ve heard this before, but why they gotta steal tha beat, here (‘90s)? My Current Rating: 3.7

07. “My Situation”
>>> More music from Mista; what else? Almost sounds like a Big Wayne-soundin’ beat… My Rating: 4.1

08. “Styrofoam” Feat. Savage

>>> Nice vibe, here; great hook from Savage, again! Feelin’ your “blunt” rhymes, too… My Rating: 4.3

09. “She Love Me” Feat. Magnolia Chop

>>> Not for me; thanx, feature! My Rating: 1.7

½time: Each CD’s gettin’ worse and worse fa me, slowly. Nothin’ really ta say about tha music, since all your music mainly sounds tha same, as far as quality. Currently, a 3.6 for tha CD rating.

10. “Set Me Up” Feat. Chad Cain

What’s with all these “Cain” people? >>> Okay hook, but kinda wanna turn it off when Chad Cain said, “I’m tha head youngin;” why everyone wanna be #1/tha top? I can’t wait to hit tha bottom, as we speak!! But, it ain’t too bad, overall, wit how y’all comin’ through wit it. That Chad dude under 18 or somethin’? That would be my guess. Also, he a dad, right? My Rating: 3.7

11. “Stepping Out” Feat. Young Ready

>>> Almost reminds me of tha Raina feature in tha beginning… Wait, this a Young Ready feature? Why it sound soft as fuck?! What? “I hope you make it back safely;” I thought Young Ready music was dangerous?!??? My Rating: 2.3

12. “Bitch Bad”

My Current Rating: 3.8

13. “T.R.U.E.S.”

>>> Definitely not feelin’ tha “don’t know what ta call it” shit; very cliché, Gates style! “Lemme slip this rubber on me;” you guys wear condoms?! Wow, shocking!! But, I’m feelin’ how tha vibe iz, here… My Rating: 3.9

14. “I Try”
>>> I’m feelin’ how you comin’ through on tha verses, but tha hook’s boring. Sick of hearin’ about peoples’ “mom,” especially since I was cut off from B-Real 2x in a row from a “mom” emergency wit his boyz, recently, smfh!! Was always picked on; no need for me to hear about people bringin’ up their moms in their 20s/30s, etc.!! I thought it was cheesy after 12?! My Rating: 2.8

15. “Dope Man” Feat. Yung Pymp

>>> Sounds like you gave a shout out ta Don Dre (called “Doc”) in this? “I started sellin’ dope ‘round 2006.” Just tryna put tha pieces ta tha puzzle. Anyway, it sounds good wit this collaboration. Feelin’ how Yung Pymp’s comin’ through on this, includin’ tha hook! My Rating: 4.4

16. “I’m Stuck”

>>> Boring topic, but it’s an okay song. My Rating: 3.6

17. “How U Love That”
>>> They put Beezy Bird’s “bow” sample in tha background, here… Tha hook sounds catchy; can’t help but “love” this, I guess? Anotha good song… My Rating: 4.0

18. “Still Don’t Want Dat”
>>> Anotha song by you; what else can I expect, here? My Rating: 3.7

Overall: Weaker than tha previous CD!

Rankings:

17.       “She Love Me” Feat. Magnolia Chop 1.7

16.       “Stepping Out” Feat. Young Ready 2.3

15.       “I Try” 2.8

14.       “Pop It For Wne” Feat. Deezy Cain & Magnolia Chop 3.4

13.       “I’m Stuck” 3.6

12.       “Homicide” 3.7

11.        “Still Don’t Want Dat” 3.7

10.       “Set Me Up” Feat. Chad Cain 3.7

09.       “Ride Or Die” Feat. Raina Marie 3.8

08.       “Bitch Bad” 3.8

07.       “T.R.U.E.S.” 3.9

06.       “Catch That” 3.9

05.       “Bam” 4.0

04.       “How U Love That” 4.0

03.    “My Situation” 4.1

02.    “Styrofoam” Feat. Savage 4.3

01.    “Dope Man” Feat. Yung Pymp 4.4

Average CD Rating Review:

Total Score:                      61.1

Total Songs:                      / 17

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Average CD Rating:       3.6

Review #1,313: Lil' Mista "Cain Muzik 2.0: Networking Reloaded"

Reviewed on 8.29.2013 (Review #1,313)

Up next, Lil’ Mista Cain Muzik 2.0: Networking Reloaded; here’s my review. Start Time: 6:07 PM | End Time: 6:38 PM

Disclaimer: I rate each song from 1.0 – 5.0; each rating iz my own opinion! I only please myself wit my ratings! I don’t care how lyrical you are, as long as it’s jammin’ enough for me to like it! I look for beats, then vocals, and then lyrics. To determine my favorites, I will differ tha 4.0 ratings. If a song gets at least a 4.0 rating from me, I love it already. If at least a 4.6 rating, I pretty much really love it, as it’s considered mindblowin’ when I hear it! Any song can earn up to a maximum of a 5.0 rating. Anything I type before “ >>> ” iz what I’m sayin’ before I listen to tha song; anything after I type “ >>> ” iz what I think of tha song while I’m listening to it. If you use tha word “swag” frequently, have auto-tune in your vocals, or talk about nothin’ but money and hoes 100,000x (which I consider ‘typical’ topics), I’m not buyin’ it! After I was robbed by an artist who claimed they “get money,” hearin’ about how much you “got money” and anything “money” really bothers me. If you have not done business wit me before, I won’t tolerate “money” talk in tha music!!

© 2013 CD Review (Review #1,313) reviewed on 8.29.2013 by FrankieThaLuckyDog.

Link To CD: https://myspace.com/territorymistaal/music/album/cain-muzik-2.0-18511913

01. Intro

>>> What made you quote-unquote, “blow up?” My Rating: N/A

02. “Up It”

>>> Wow, turn-off wit tha “Cain Muzik” tag, or whateva; why do people wanna copy Rick Ross’ “Maybach Music” garbage? Production sounds a lil’ familiar, here, but listenin’ ta this, and that repetitive hook’s catchy. Your rhymes sound consistent; then again, nothin’ new, here… My Rating: 4.3

03. “Moving Round” Feat. Lil’ Boosie

>>> Lil’ Ken always supplyin’ your production… Boosie sounds a lil’ quiet, here… Sounds good, but way too laidback on tha vocals, Boosie! As far as you on this, it sounds like your regularness… Where’d this “Deezy Cain” dude come outta, also? Sounds like everyone brings random people into their roster, just to be ‘cool’ ‘cause you gotta have, at least, 50 people in your ‘click.’ Thank God, there’s only one in my click: me! My Rating: 4.2

04. “Wne Way”
>>> Sounds like a random internet rapper, a lil’ bit, here… Of course, tha beat saves you, once again. “Polo everythang,” huh? Thought Bubba acknowledged that before you; gotta give him credit, ya know? Like, “Polo everythang, like Bubba!” My Rating: 3.9

05. “Where The Love At”
>>> Hook sounds boring wit tha title repeatin’. Really, it’s, like, nothin’ new wit you, here… My Rating: 3.6

06. “Real Nigga”
>>> A song fa tha “pussy,” here, always “beat” ta death… My Rating: 3.5

07. “No Feelings”
My Current Rating: 4.1

08. “Calm Down” Feat. Jamillah Shabazz

>>> Just dat regular, Lil’ Mista/Mista Cain-type music, here… I thought tha featured artist was a female, but it sounds like Young Ready? Very similar-soundin’ flow? I don’t get it, I’m confused ‘cause tha 3^rd verse sounds like someone else, too, but tha song’s good, still… My Rating: 4.0

09. “Dope Mane” Feat. Lil’ Cali

>>> Nothin’ really new, once again, wit you… Let’s see if Lil’ Cali adds some excitement… BTW, happy early b-day ta Cali, since it’s tomorrow! At least his voice adds some butter ta this dry-tastin’ bagel… Keep supplyin’ tha “dope,” Cali! My Rating: 4.2

10. “My Bitch”
>>> Wit Lil’ Ken all ova these beats, I wonder how much he makes fa producin’ so much? He must get at least four figgaz fa each CD, right? Combined? Anyway, nothin’ new wit this kinda content… My Rating: 3.7

½time: Everything I always expect from you; 3.9 fa tha CD rating, currently.

11. “I’m Grown”
>>> What age does everyone in Louisiana consider ta be “grown”? I’m 25, and I still don’t even seem close ta bein’ “grown,” in some wayz. Like, as far as what I do, definitely. As far as in social circles, I’m still in school, it seems like… This joint just sounds aight fa me; nothin’ special wit this laidback vibe and rhymes. My Rating: 3.4

12. “Respect My Mind” Feat. Yung Pymp
>>> A shout out ta “Lil’ Ken” in tha beginning. Ehh, nothin’ special, once again; just you tellin’ tha world that you “have” everything!! As far as Yung Pymp, sounds a lil’ excitin’ ta hear a feature outta nowhere… My Rating: 3.6

13. “I Gave Her” Feat. Gus, Level & Wne

>>> Sounds like Dhat Fam’s obsessed wit fuckin’ or somethin’; not sure how all this eva came about, but tha hook’s pretty nice, how it’s put together. Tha 1^st verse must be Gus (not even Level, and he’s 1^st in tha ID?); perfect word: “whateva!” Now, we got Level on tha 2^nd verse, here… I assume Level lost his virginity before Flava Flav (before Kindergarten)? Braggin’ at its finest… Here you are on tha 3^rd verse, and I bet you don’t fail, too, right? Y…u…p… Endin’ it wit some Wne… Still, I gon fix tha ID up. Either way, no matter my complainin’, I enjoyed this. My Rating: 4.4

14. “This & That”
>>> I actually finally saw a Polo Ralph Lauren store tha other day. Took this long, huh? Then again, none of y’all help me “find this & that,” so it’s whateva. Not really inta hearin’ how ya buyin’ “this & that,” since tha coolest thing ta do iz ta spend $0.00 on tha Lucky Dog! Don’t worry, all this iz addin’ up fa my future, as we speak! My Rating: 3.7

15. “Hurricane” Feat. Savage

>>> Finally, some more different features! Nice lil’ hook from Savage, smooth, southern & real as it gets!! Hearin’ you on tha verse, and it sounds like what people have ta be in order ta be ‘cool’ (e.g., tha gun reference & “listenin’ ta Bad Azz”). No wonder why it’s takin’ me so long ta get ta Louisiana! Givin’ this a better rating than usual jointz on here ‘cause of tha Savage appearance! My Rating: 4.4

16. “I Fucked Up”
>>> Kinda sounds boring fa me… And yea, you did fuck “up,” when it came ta takin’ me serious, Mista! Correct! My Rating: 3.3

17. “Politicing”
>>> Sounds like a Ross song fa me, even wit Ken on tha beat… Once again, nothin’ special. My Rating: 2.9

18. “28 Grams”
>>> Thought this would be an interestin’ drug song, but it’s boring fa me. You need ta have catchier deliveries; this iz on some dry Gates-type shit… My Rating: 3.2

19. “Going Down (G-Mix)” Feat. Level & Young Ready

>>> It’s whateva wit your part, here; at least you added a “ow-na” in your flow, this time… Got Level on tha 2^nd verse, and he’s anti-social as eva, here; what else can you expect? Bet Ready’s hidin’ in tha bushes once his verse comes on! Oh wait, fa tha hoes, this time? Such randomness from Ready! Don’t need ta hear about his “big long dick” on a song like this; next!! My Rating: 3.7

20. “Boss Man” Feat. Cain Muzik Mafia

>>> Startin’ off wit this Deezy Cain dude on tha 1^st verse… It’s okay, but I’m gonna have no idea who else iz on this from here… To me, this sounds like a random song fa a family (e.g., all tha Cain Muzik Mafia dudes). Friends? Can’t be! You guys gotta be brothers or somethin’ ‘cause friends are impossible!! My Rating: 3.6

21. “Baby Cain”
>>> Ewe, I ain’t feelin’ this hook; sounds cheesy wit how you comin’ through wit tha title! Nice lyrics about your son, but son? Really? A lil’ too ahead of your time, right now! Are you a dad or rapper? Why does everyone pick both? It’s impossible ta master both, at tha same time! My Rating: 2.4

Overall: Anotha CD in tha Mista Cain catalog, I have ta say… I’ve liked better CDs.

Rankings:

20.       “Baby Cain” 2.4

19.       “Politicing” 2.9

18.       “28 Grams” 3.2

17.       “I Fucked Up” 3.3

16.       “I’m Grown” 3.4

15.       “Real Nigga” 3.5

14.       “Where The Love At” 3.6

13.       “Boss Man” Feat. Cain Muzik Mafia 3.6

12.       “Respect My Mind” Feat. Yung Pymp 3.6

11.        “This & That” 3.7

10.       “My Bitch” 3.7

09.       “Going Down (G-Mix)” Feat. Level & Young Ready 3.7

08.       “Wne Way” 3.9

07.       “Calm Down” Feat. Jamillah Shabazz 4.0

06.       “No Feelings” 4.1

05.       “Moving Round” Feat. Lil’ Boosie 4.2

04.       “Dope Mane” Feat. Lil’ Cali 4.2

03.    “Up It” 4.3

02.    “I Gave Her” Feat. Gus, Level & Wne 4.4

01.    “Hurricane” Feat. Savage 4.4

Average CD Rating Review:

Total Score:                      74.1

Total Songs:                      / 20

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Average CD Rating:       3.7