Review #646: RoyDezzy "Goin' Joker (The Mixtape)"

Reviewed on 9.09.2010 (Review #646)

Almost ready to feel recovered from my cold… But, I gotta keep grindin’! This next review iz RoyDezzy “Goin’ Joker (The Mixtape)”; huh? Start Time: 8:21 PM | End Time: 9:13 PM


Quick Note: I rate each song from 1.0 – 5.0; each rating iz my own opinion!! I only please myself wit my ratings!! I don’t care how lyrical you are! As long as it’s jammin’ enough for me to like it! I look for beats, then vocals and then lyrics. To determine my favorites, I will differ tha 4.0 ratings (if a song gets at least a 4.0 rating from me, I love it already. If at least a 4.6 rating, I pretty much REALLY LOVE it as it’s considered “mindblowin’” when I hear it) so any song can earn up to a maximum of a 5.0 rating. Anything I type before “ >>> ” iz what I’m sayin’ before I listen to tha song. Anything after I type “ >>> ” iz what I think of tha song while I’m listening to it.


© 2010 CD Review (Review #646) reviewed on 9.09.2010 by FrankieThaLuckyDog. Other than tha main artist or affiliated people with tha main artist, this review iz to not be used in anyone else’s words!
Source (Where I Got Tha CD From): http://www.datpiff.com/D-Fresh_RoyDezzyJobbaCoDramaticLilBeedie_F.m144460.html


01. Intro
>>> Damn, you had to take Michael Jackson’s “Thriller” outro? Was that ‘cause he died? My Rating: N/A


02. “Goin’ Joker (A Milli Killer)”
>>> May sound betta on tha vocal quality than tha past but I can’t deal wit this voice… Nothin’ really ta say ‘bout this; just sounds like a somewhat-below average freestyle. “You new rappers are really shitty;” but, you fall in that category ‘cause you’re not even close to quality shit ta me! My Rating: 2.5


03. “In The Buildin’” Feat. C.O.
I thought you left Roc Da Mic Records? Why iz one of their artists in tha feature? >>> Sounds like it’s tryin’ to be tight but iz cheesy; tha voice says it all!! I thought C.O. would actually be pretty good but really turnt gay wit tha vocals!! My Rating: 2.3


04. “Ill”
I think I know what gon come outta this… >>> VERY distracted by tha LUVLY Sade on VH1’s countdown of Best Artists of All Time right now!! So, I just thought this was tha typical, below average-type shit I’d expect. Why did it sound like tha beat changed towards tha end? My Rating: 2.2


05. “Click Clack (Shoot ‘Em In Dey Fuckin’ Head)”
>>> Skips afta dat start!! Where are you, Sade, right now?!? My Rating: 1.0


06. “I Rule”
>>> Still gay but not gay enough to skip… Why does tha beat sound like it samples “I Just Died In Your Arms Tonight”? I thought that was done before a few years ago by Smitty; this izn’t his beat… No, you don’t “rule” at all! Enough wit tha lyin’ here; I’m sick of err-body makin’ songs about “I’m tha shit—you suck;” why? Tha 2nd verse sounds like fake gangsta shit… My Rating: 1.7


07. “Down 4 The Money” Feat. FrostyBoyz
Here we go wit tha random features just like tha last CD I reviewed… >>> Damn, this iz 3.75 minutes? Gay start…; really not likin’ this at all!! Once again, anotha typical-stereotype song fa me!! WTF? A “bring dat back” DJ scratch? Hella gay!!! This izn’t New York’s former tightness!!! ROFL @ tha “and I’ma suck them titties;” I always can accept a “titties” line!! What I said about tha last song: why tha “your boyfriend lame” shit? Even dat gay-ass “bring dat back” shit again!!! Damn, startin’ off a debut into my ears from an artist wit “my money got swag;” HELLA GAY!!! If you’re born afta 1988 (that means 1989, ’90, ’91, etc.), you’re NOT affected by tha music I grew up to!! SMH @ all this “bring dat back;” I would LUV ta bring my History teacher in here ta teach y’all a lesson!!! My Rating: 1.1


08. “Swagga 2 The Maxx”
Title’s not my generation once again!! >>> This iz gay too; glad it’s ½ tha last song’s length! I can only feel dat “dreaded to tha back” line! My Rating: 1.2


09. “Black Moon”
Strange title… >>> Tha voice iz gayer; I’m just skippin’ ‘cause I don’t even wanna hear this! My Rating: 1.0


10. “Black Out” Feat. C.O.
Low anticipation for it bein’ a non-compound word in your opinion. >>> Oh, catchy, fast-catchin’ hook wit tha title!! Howeva, I’m really not into tha gangsta shit comin’ from you; doesn’t even sound real! Kinda distracted wit what’s goin’ on here; I guess ‘cause I can’t feel anything, unfortunately. Okay, C.O.’s on tha final verse and it’s normal this time; just okay for me. Nothin’ I’d die for, especially endin’ it wit, “shut dis bitch down,” smh. My Rating: 3.1


½time: You went down tha tubes again! Only a 1.8 average CD rating so far; Sade got a 5-star CD rating wit their latest CD earlier in this year!!!


11. “Lion In Diz Jungle”
>>> Although I like “diz” title, it has A-Tune in it so I’m skippin’! My Rating: 1.0


12. “N3W M3” Feat. Lil’ Beedie & Dramatic
Capital-letter, fancy-styled title, lol. >>> I’m actually likin’ this beat for a start… This iz tolerable although tha length’s ova 4:30… Tha slow flow sounds good here and I’m likin’ whoeva this dude iz on tha 1st verse. That was Lil’ Beedie on tha 1st verse; should he have been 1st in tha ID? Oh no, you’re on tha 2nd verse here… I can listen a lil’ here although there’s still gay lyrics. I guess this iz Dramatic on tha 3rd verse; gon flip them in tha ID… Don’t know if I should believe this gangsta shit; I wouldn’t know tha connection between Dramatic and you, Dezzy? My Rating: 3.5


13. “Next Best Rapper” Feat. Jobba
Looks like a yawn for me… >>> Not that bad; more gangstaz on tha feature? I’m REALLY feelin’ tha “Polo/Levi” shit; I gotta find me some Levi’s! Wow, this rapper’s goin’ all tha way here? LOL, glad you’re not here, Dezzy! Oh shit, fuck!! I jynxed it as you hopped onto it, startin’ @ 2:21… “My hataz smellin’ like fishes;” oh, okay… if you say so! Could’ve just had Jobba; would’ve been betta but at least you weren’t tha worst here. Kinda am hatin’ tha Lil’ Wayne-soundin’ flow at tha end… My Rating: 3.0


14. “I’m Hot” Feat. C.O.
>>> Cheesy for me. Not likin’ these lengths ova four minutes!! My Rating: 2.6


15. “Die A Rockstar”
Mixed-up on tha DatPiff tracklisting wit #16… >>> Sounds gay for me once again. My Rating: 1.6


16. “Duffy”
Stereotyped title. >>> Not likin’ tha beginning snappin’ in tha beat… Kinda short and I didn’t get ta really leave feedback. Then again, when you use “duffy,” especially in tha title itself, it’s kinda gay for me. My Rating: 1.5


17. “Gotta Hell Of Swagg”
Again, we’re not in my generation!!! >>> Kinda funny flow but really, this ain’t for me at all! Tha beat no less sounds a lil’ mo normal than usual shit on here… My Rating: 2.4


18. “C4”
Rather think of my boy C-IV wit his “Go On GO! (Green Light Motto)” than you makin’ a song called “C4”… >>> Dry and cheesy here. My Rating: 2.1


19. “Move It”
>>> Tha guitar in tha beginning can be catchy but iz a lil’ scary at tha same time. Okay, this sounds like it’s for tha asses here; good topic and not bad wit tha soundin’, but it’s a lil’ cheesy at tha same time. My Rating: 2.4


20. “I’m Raw”
>>> No comment; typical-soundin’ of you again. My Rating: 2.2


21. Outro
>>> Alright, it’s over then! My Rating: N/A


Overall: Anotha poor-soundin’ CD dat I just blew an hour on…


Rankings:


19. “Click Clack (Shoot ‘Em In Dey Fuckin’ Head)” 1.0
18. “Black Moon” 1.0
17. “Lion In Diz Jungle” 1.0
16. “Down 4 The Money” Feat. FrostyBoyz 1.1
15. “Swagga 2 The Maxx” 1.2
14. “Duffy” 1.5
13. “Die A Rockstar” 1.6
12. “I Rule” 1.7
11. “C4” 2.1
10. “Ill” 2.2
09. “I’m Raw” 2.2
08. “In The Buildin’” Feat. C.O. 2.3
07. “Gotta Hell Of Swagg” 2.4
06. “Move It” 2.4
05. “Goin’ Joker (A Milli Killer)” 2.5
04. “I’m Hot” Feat. C.O. 2.6
03. “Next Best Rapper” Feat. Jobba 3.0
02. “Black Out” Feat. C.O. 3.1
01. “N3W M3” Feat. Lil’ Beedie & Dramatic 3.5


Average CD Rating Review:


Total Score: 38.4
Total Songs: / 19
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Average CD Rating: 2.0

Review #486: RoyDezzy "It's Showtime"

Reviewed on 5.30.2010 (Review #486)




‘Bout ta go to tha buffet for dinner but before I do, it’s time fa my 4th review of tha day: RoyDezzy “It’s Showtime”, lol. Glad you remembered tha apostrophe in “it’s!” Start Time: 4:33 PM | End Time: 5:29 PM


Quick Note: I rate each song from 1.0 – 5.0; each rating iz my own opinion!! I only please myself wit my ratings!! I don’t care how lyrical you are! As long as it’s jammin’ enough for me to like it! I look for beats, then vocals and then lyrics. To determine my favorites, I will differ tha 4.0 ratings (if a song gets at least a 4.0 rating from me, I love it already. If at least a 4.6 rating, I pretty much REALLY LOVE it as it’s considered “mindblowin’” when I hear it) so any song can earn up to a maximum of a 5.0 rating. Anything I type before “ >>> ” iz what I’m sayin’ before I listen to tha song. Anything after I type “ >>> ” iz what I think of tha song while I’m listening to it.

© 2010 CD Review (Review #486) reviewed on 5.30.2010 by FrankieThaLuckyDog. Other than tha main artist or affiliated people with tha main artist, this review iz to not be used in anyone else’s words!

Source (Where I Got Tha CD From): http://www.datpiff.com/KWeezy_D-Fresh_roydezzy_Its_Showtime.m117081.html


01. “Dumb”
Startin’ dis thang off… Let’s see what you got. >>> LOL, tha first nine seconds and all of a sudden, it rewound back to tha beginning? This iz betta than usual from you for tha start so far; good beat and acceptable topic here wit a good hook. Tha 1st verse’s cool; I can fuck wit it. ROFL @ tha 2nd verse: “Gimme dat pussy! I’ma stab it like Michael;” okay, lol!! My Rating: 3.6


02. “Goonz” Feat. C.O.
Tha 2nd time I gon hear tha C.O. dude; hope he comes through like he did tha last time! >>> Starts off RIGHT away, no less wit dat dude C.O.!! WTF? What’s wit tha first few seconds and then, just rewinds? Dis happened on one of tha Lil’ Phat CDs and I HATED what they did to it ‘cause it confused tha shit outta me! Anyway, this iz much more above your level; feelin’ it! Tha beat’s pretty gutta here and I like how you come through wit tha hook about tha “goonz!” As far as tha 1st verse, it’s all of a sudden about tha females? What does dat have ta do about “tha goonz comin’?” Let’s see dis boy C.O. up next… LOL @ tha “got ya stankin’ like you poo!” Cool 2nd verse here; much betta than tha 1st verse!! My Rating: 4.2


03. “She Hooked On Me” Feat. D-Fresh
It’s “ed” at tha end; you forgot it/might’ve not known it. >>> AHH @ THA 1ST NINE SECONDS EFFECT!!! Givin’ ‘em “orgasms,” huh, lol? Finally hearin’ some of tha Alley Boyz, lol? I was ‘pose ta hear ‘em back last April but their manager neva sent me anything, lol. It was quite ironic dat he added me on YouTube just a few weeks ago; unexpected… I wonder what happened to their manager all dat time? Tha hook’s aight; I didn’t think there was singin’… You’re on tha 1st verse and it’s okay; that’s it. You’re on tha 2nd verse here too and it sounds like anotha aight verse. There’s really nothin’ ta comment about dis; it’s an okay song. My Rating: 3.3


04. Speakin’ 2 Da World
What will you say? >>> LOL @ a MySpace comment… I didn’t expect dis ta be a skit… Glad you took tha “Crank Dat RoyDezzy” off although tha “Blow Yo Mind Muzik Group” thing was a lil’ unexpected wit what happened to you… My Rating: N/A


05. “Rock Diz Shit”
Let’s see here… >>> Okay, this iz junky; no A-Tune!! Tha singin’s weird in tha hook; sounds like you were infected wit a LilWayneSyndrome drug again! Tha rhymes are a lil’ cool though at times; I like how they’re back ‘n’ forth… I don’t really have anything ta say about tha 2nd verse…; not as catchy as tha 1st verse. Gay ending wit tha A-Tune… My Rating: 2.3


06. “Like U”
LOL @ tha small title here… >>> An original beat? LOL, what iz this? Sounds like we’re at a castle or somethin’, lol! Tha kicks sound like tha Tiffany Evans/Ciara “Promise Ring” joint but this beat’s a lil’ betta than some of tha beats you pick. Okay 1st verse; you’re in luv… Tha hook once again iz you in luv, deeply… Short 2nd verse, lol? My Rating: 3.0


07. “Shittin’ On Niggaz”
Where’s tha missin’ “t” in “shitin’,” lol? >>> All these websites in tha beginning: are they website beats? If so, dat’s cool ‘cause they’re not jacked beats! Tha hook sounds aight; nothin’ bad so far… Tha 1st verse sounds like you on tha grind here; “sub-zero” / “stackin’ my legos!” “Eatin’ websites like a virus;” L-O-L-O-L!! You just LUV “eatin’,” lol!! Tha 2nd verse sounds like you’re still on your grind… “Humer,” huh? Everyone drives these dayz, lol… I’m still waitin’… My Rating: 3.5


08. “Freestyle Pt. 2”
What’s this Pt. 2, lol? >>> Oh no, back to tha A-Tune shit again? This beat almost sounds like T.I.’s “What Up, What’s Happnin’” beat… Oh, iz this like an “Eat U” Pt. 2, lol? Nothin’ really ta say ‘bout dis. When I hear you on tha hook, I picture dat infected LilWayneSyndrome or somethin’, lol. “I’m out, bitch. No outro;” aight… My Rating: 2.0


09. “Get Wit Me”
>>> Tha beat sounds like it fits you here; it ain’t dat bad… This sounds like typical shit wit all tha “ass” and shit; how many kinds of songs you gon make like dis? LOL, “I ain’t Big Bird, but I got some big feet;” LOL… “Big feet,” I see… My Rating: 1.8


10. “Bingo”
“Bingo”-what? >>> Uh oh, a coin droppin’ in tha beginning? Sounds like some older Big Tymers-type beat in tha beginning and then, just sounds like a random beat you’d hear now… Sounds okay so far… I don’t really have much comments about dis but glad you “want chips like casino.” My Rating: 2.7


½time: I think it’s an aight CD so far but tha average CD rating’s only at 2.9, which wasn’t as high as tha “Eye Of The Devil” review I did…


11. “1 More Time”
What’s this one? >>> Huh, a fade-in intro? Oh no, someone had this beat where it sampled Madonna’s “This Used To Be My Playground”… Shit, dis was a while ago. ROFL, it’s Vybe on tha beat; no wonder why I heard it in tha past! LOL, Dezzy, you and tha Vybe beat, lol! Tha song sounds okay once again so far but iz a boost wit this beat. Oh, I rememba: L.A. Tre used dis beat originally when I heard his “Capitol Punishment Vol. 1” CD (tha song was “Thinkin’ Of You”). His song was betta but I can deal wit you here… Sounds like you’re really givin’ here as you just want “one more fuck,” lol! My Rating: 3.4


12. “Still Famous”
I wonder what dis gon sound like… >>> AHH @ THA NINE SECONDS EFFECT!!! It sounds pretty good on tha beat here and it sounds like you just wanna keep puttin’ out dis music. Well, thanx to these reviewz, you can see how well/worse you’re doin’ so at least you have an overview ta look at. LOL, what happened from 1:24 – 1:26 wit tha sound? Sounds like you gettin’ “fucked” to tha fullest (not bad, but sexually) when it comes to bein’ “onstage” and shit, lol. My Rating: 3.6


13. “Fly Away”
Looks like a familiar title? Then again, your music usually neva repeats on your CDs… >>> L.A. Tre had a “Fly Away” joint but sounded awful wit A-Tune all ova it. I wonder if you’re goin’ tha same route… YUCK, YOU ARE!! I wonder if this iz tha same exact beat too… ROFL @ this 1st verse… “Look who’s playin’ daddy” and this “blood test” part; ROFL!! Funny part right there… LOL @ tha start to tha 2nd verse wit there bein’ someone havin’ “an attitude,” lol! My Rating: 2.5


14. “I’m Me”
>>> Glad you keepin’ it to yourself here as you’re “you.” Tha 1st verse has some gay dances in it; no need ta do dat for tha ladies! Fuck tha dancin’… Speakin’ of me just sayin’, “fuck tha dancin’,” you said you, “ain’t dancin’ on a hoe?” Okay, then, no “dancin’,” lol! Gay part @ 1:27… Not a good way ta start tha 2nd verse off… No comment on it; you’re okay wit all these raps goin’ on… Tha 3rd verse sounds like you feelin’ good in tha club or somethin’, lol. My Rating: 2.8


15. “Freestyle Pt. 3”
Part 3!!! >>> I wonder who dis “Johnny Juliano” person on tha beats… What’s wit tha length of 3:39 for a “freestyle?” What was up wit tha rewindin’ @ :39 too? I’m not really inta what’s bein’ spit here; sounds like non-above-average-type rappin’… A “freestyle” iz ‘pose ta go hard! Okay, it sounds a lil’ betta @ 2:38 wit “dunkin’ wit O’Neil” and “swimmin’ wit tha seals,” lol! Sounds like you’re gangsta once tha 3:00 mark occurs, lol? LOL… “Sell like an Opera,” huh? Here ya go then: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X0ehAAhcU-o <- CLASSIC SHIT!!!!! My Rating: 3.1


16. “Loaded”
What’ll this be like? >>> ROFL, a toilet flush in tha beginning? What tha, lol? Okay, this iz much betta fa me; I like tha “gettin’ loaded” feelin’ in tha hook! I also like dat you “ridin’ ‘round” too! Tha 1st verse sounds aight… It’s good when there’s tha “high” lyrics in it, ya dig. My Rating: 4.2


17. “Broken Heart” Feat. D-Fresh
Oh… *Ran outta words ta say* >>> Tha beginning’s a lil’ stale fa me… Dat D-Fresh dude’s singin’ and it’s not really mixtape-fit material. Tha 1st verse was aight; nothin’ ta say about tha rhymes… Tha 2nd verse iz you and your “rockstarness…” My Rating: 1.7


18. “Gangsta Muzic”
What could this sound like? >>> Feelin’ tha beat start here; maybe you’ll have anotha advantage here… “Smokin’ real shit;” dat’s a plus fa you, ya dig! LOL @ how you said, “smoke tha best weed;” you have character in your voice at times. Pretty good song so far; I’m actually lookin’ forward to tha 2nd verse. “Got dope on me like it’s stolen;” where? How ‘bout a pic, unless you mean what you think of your rappin’? My Rating: 3.8


19. “MySpace Nigga”
Ugh @ a stereotypical title… I know dis gon be a lil’ weird/obsessive… >>> Sounds like an original production/website beat for tha beat here? I know you luv your Rock-styled Hip-Hop beats… Here you are on tha hook and you’re weedin’ out tha “MySpace niggaz,” lol; how random of a song!! Tha 1st verse sounds aight; there are some parts I like. I like tha “military” shit and a lil’ bit before dat, ya dig. Tha 2nd verse was aight once again… I mean, it ain’t bad or anything; you holdin’ it down… My Rating: 3.5


20. “Last Freestyle”
Oh, you squeezed in one more, huh, lol? >>> Anotha Johnny Juliano beat… It sounds like you have a slow flow here and it’s soundin’ good still… Not bad; I like your “microwave” endin’. My Rating: 3.1


Overall: Okay CD… Not exactly somethin’ I’d die for but it’s not your worst… I liked tha “Eye Of The Devil” betta though…


Rankings (according to my ratings):

19. “Broken Heart” Feat. D-Fresh 1.7
18. “Get Wit Me” 1.8
17. “Freestyle Pt. 2” 2.0
16. “Rock Diz Shit” 2.3
15. “Fly Away” 2.5
14. “Bingo” 2.7
13. “I’m Me” 2.8
12. “Like U” 3.0
11. “Freestyle Pt. 3” 3.1
10. “Last Freestyle” 3.1
09. “She Hooked On Me” Feat. D-Fresh 3.3
08. “1 More Time” 3.4
07. “Shittin’ On Niggaz” 3.5
06. “MySpace Nigga” 3.5
05. “Still Famous” 3.6
04. “Dumb” 3.6
03. “Gangsta Muzic” 3.8
02. “Loaded” 4.2
01. “Goonz” Feat. C.O. 4.2


Average CD Rating Review:

Total Score: 58.1
Total Songs: / 19
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Average CD Rating: 3.1

Review #471: RoyDezzy "Eye Of The Devil"

Reviewed on 5.25.2010 (Review #471)




Aight… Finna continuin’ reviewin’ today wit anotha review from RoyDezzy. This one right chea iz called “Eye Of The Devil”, which believe it or not, I like dat cover! Start Time: 9:16 PM | End Time: 10:16 PM


Quick Note: I rate each song from 1.0 – 5.0; each rating iz my own opinion!! I only please myself wit my ratings!! I don’t care how lyrical you are! As long as it’s jammin’ enough for me to like it! I look for beats, then vocals and then lyrics. To determine my favorites, I will differ tha 4.0 ratings (if a song gets at least a 4.0 rating from me, I love it already. If at least a 4.6 rating, I pretty much REALLY LOVE it as it’s considered “mindblowin’” when I hear it) so any song can earn up to a maximum of a 5.0 rating. Anything I type before “ >>> ” iz what I’m sayin’ before I listen to tha song. Anything after I type “ >>> ” iz what I think of tha song while I’m listening to it.

© 2010 CD Review (Review #471) reviewed on 5.25.2010 by FrankieThaLuckyDog. Other than tha main artist or affiliated people with tha main artist, this review iz to not be used in anyone else’s words!

Source (Where I Got Tha CD From): http://www.datpiff.com/KWeezy_D-Fresh_roydezzy_Eye_Of_The_Devil.m110188.html


01. “Amazing”
Back ta this again, lol… >>> Different beat? Why iz it different from tha “I Eat Beatz” mixtape? Tha voice ain’t dat gay this time but it’s still a lil’ boring for a start on tha hook… Not bad for a 1st verse here… I have no feedback for it but it’s at least listenable. Nothin’ really ta say ‘bout tha 2nd verse too… At least you’re on a normal path… so far. My Rating: 3.0


02. “I Lov My Bitch”
Where’s tha “e” in “love” or makin’ it “luv?” >>> Okay, still on tha normal tip here and you’re tryin’ ta rhyme. Tha beat’s kinda quiet but it sounds pretty good here. “An asshole should be swole;” I guess so if that’s tha case! I guess you “luv this bitch;” she’ll “take bullets,” huh? I guess you have defense, lol. My Rating: 3.6


03. “Eat U”
ROFL, what do we got here? More hunger! >>> Sounds like a weird Rock beat… Oh, God, gettin’ “eatin’” right now! LOL!! Lemme show my gurl Alexia dis and see what she thinks. Funny beat here and it sounds like you’re soundin’ like a kid here on tha mic… “Can I lick your—wet, wet dick up in your stomach?” Sounded like two completely different sentences connected, lol. This beat sounds familiar (maybe it’s from Lil’ Wayne’s latest CD?) but I can’t even picture what it iz. It’s just weird ‘cause it has tha Rock-Hop style in it… Glad you wanna see “titties” in tha 2nd verse right chea. “Fuckin’ hard like a movie,” huh? Are you referred to “Tha Fuckster?” LOL… My Rating: 3.9


04. “Want Drama”
Now, what? >>> Oh no, “A Milli”? Huh, “drama, drama, drama…” in tha beat? WhoTF came up wit this? LOL… Funny beat once again and you got some interestin’ rhymes goin’ on here too. Sounds like you spittin’ some gangsta shit here; at least your rhymes are on point. My Rating: 4.2


05. “Your Love”
I dunno what I’ll say ‘bout dis… >>> Sounds like a sample in tha vocals here and somethin’ a male R&B singer would sing on… Sounds like Nicki here…; no comment. “Your” voice right chea on tha 1st verse sounds like you got a sex vibe right chea… You “keep her calm, no CD rom?” For some reason, when I heard dat line, I thought you almost said, “I keep her cummin’,” lol… Tha 2nd verse I don’t really have anything ta say… “She suck you even when you’re sleepin’?” LOL… My Rating: 3.1


06. “Watch This City Burn”
LOL @ this title… What’ll come outta it? >>> Huh, it sounds like tha beginning’s ripped from a microphone or some shit. Now, tha beat kicked in normally so let’s see what you got ta say on it… Tha rhymes are listenable here for tha 1st verse… At least there’s nothin’ wrong or gay here… Tha 2nd verse aight…; unfortunately, I have nothin’ ta say ‘bout it… My Rating: 3.5


07. “Bullshit”
LOL @ your titles…; what’s your attitude here? >>> ROFL @ THA “Top Notch” BEAT!!! How random and it puts me in a GR8 mood!! LOL @ tha hook too; lots of “bullshit” (not bad, just shit dat annoys you) like “finid ya ass smellin’ like bullshit,” LMAO!! I dunno how “too many wanna date chu” though; I guess it’s ‘cause your stereotypical sound dat everyone sounds like… Either way, this drew a touch of interest ta me. My Rating: 4.1


08. “Jockin’”
What could this be? >>> ROFL again @ dis Soulja Boy Tell ‘Em “Crank Dat” sample wit tha word “jockin’” repeatin’ pretty slow. This at least makes me laugh wit your lil’ voice too… LOL, tha volume on your voice went up all of a sudden on tha 1st verse! Kinda typical here wit tha lyrical content so I don’t have much ta say… Why’d your voice get gay @ 1:20 all of a sudden? Keep this consistent and tha way it iz right now… Tha 2nd verse sounds like you’re tryin’ ta rap a lil’ betta but you’re makin’ your voice gay all of a sudden in tha verse; no need to… My Rating: 3.4


09. “Up 2 No Good”
Uh oh… What could this be like? >>> An intro to tha song? Sounds like you’re randomly talkin’… Yucky beat start; why these Rock/Pop sounds? Here we go wit tha gay voice a lil’ bit in tha 1st verse… Tha serious meter unfortunately went down fa this song, especially since I heard tha way tha beat started… Dat hook iz yucky; gay soundin’. For some reason, this (wit tha way it’s spellin’ “L-I-M-P” in tha background) iz remindin’ me of when Limp Bizkit did dat “Behind Blue Eyes” in ’03; this sounds like a revived version of dat but really, for Hip-Hop? My Rating: 2.3


10. “Money Right” Feat. Yung Mannie & Young C
Features, lol? They betta be good… >>> Okay, tha beat’s at least normal here. You added an intro here… Yuck @ tha way tha lyrical content iz! You can “fuck any hoe you want ‘cause your money right?” So, you rather be “bitches ova money” since you givin’ tha bitches tha money? Save some (and make sure your raps are up) for a commercial from me! No need ta give gurlz ANY money unless you’re buyin’ them somethin’ for their birthday!! Anyway, tha 1st verse okay; nothin’ special. ROFL @ “and my dick good like medicine?” I guess if you take some drugs, it becomes “medicine?” I dunno but I dunno how tha gurlz’ll be… Anyway, tha 2nd verse iz here and tha flow’s nice and laid back. However, I’m not feelin’ these typical rhymes; it’s like EVERY rapper (especially in their 1st appearance) HAS ta rap about their sex life? Tha 2nd ½ of tha 2nd verse has a lotta “beam” shit although it sounds like a gurl ta me… If not a gurl, then it’s like a 15 year-old… My Rating: 2.6


½time: Not too bad this time ‘round but nothin’ dat impresses me at all… Tha average CD rating’s 3.4; a NICE 2.9 higher than tha last CD, lol!


11. “I Need A Girlfriend”
LOL, “girlfriend” ain’t like “GirlFriend;” it ain’t dat compound, lol! >>> LOL @ this Trey Songz beat; now, I know you gon fuck all ova tha place here wit tha rhymes prolly… You “need barbies?” I dunno but I agree about tha “titties!” You would “neva cheat on your woman?” Then why iz your “money right” for buku bitches? How many gurlfriends do guys usually have before they’re 30? Do they have like 50? My Rating: 2.8


12. “1 Of A Kind”
Iz a word missin’ in tha title? Like a “one”? >>> Much betta vibe wit tha intro here since you wanna “light dat weed up!” Tha beat start sounds nice too! LOL, you “give ‘em orgasms?” Random mix wit tha “weed,” lol! Since you said, “one of a kind,” I’ll add tha “1” to tha title. Tha 1st verse sounds pretty good; I can give it a plus. Tha hook’s catchy too; “go harder than lightning!” Shit, only 2:03 on tha length? Why so short wit only one verse? My Rating: 4.3


13. “Monopoly”
LOL @ this title comin’ inta play wit you… How will you handle it? >>> ROFL @ this; such a typical sayin’!! “I get money like Monopoly!” I thought you was gonna talk about “monopolies” instead, lol! Tha beat’s pretty good and tha 1st verse’s okay… I don’t know what I’d say about it… Tha 2nd verse sounds pretty good wit tha start, startin’ wit “tha weed you inhalin’.” You even have “a gun?” I thought you felt all luved and teddy bearish for tha ladies? You gotta even defend yourself, lol? You kept tha remainin’ 48 seconds of tha beat at tha end, lol? My Rating: 3.7


14. “Try To Play Me” Feat. C.O.
I wonder who this featured dude iz… Hope this iz at least above average… >>> Fade-in intro? Sounds like tha hook could go hard but I have a feelin’ it ain’t original; at least it sounds undaground. Tha C.O. dude’s on tha 1st verse and he a “9th Ward soulja” so you KNOW he sounds focused! Glad he has a street feel to his rappin’! LOL, when it switched back ta you, tha voice sounded a lil’ weird at first but then again, it’s you. You’re on tha 2nd verse here and this iz tha 2nd time you did this: Last Summer, I reviewed a mixtape of yours and it was trash. Then, tha follow-up was a mixtape wit no Auto-Tune. Now, it happened again: Tha last mixtape I reviewed of yours was trash but this one’s betta ‘cause it has no A-Tune! Weird dat history’s repeatin’! Anyway, good job on your verse right chea… My Rating: 4.2


15. “Ego”
I dunno what’ll come outta this title… >>> Oh no, your voice sounds a lil’ gay for tha start…; hope it doesn’t get spoiled. I hear singin’ in tha hook so this must be a jacked beat; DatPiff didn’t remove it like they usually do? Why you singin’ wit it? It’s like you’re hosting a song or somethin’, lol. Only one verse so this ain’t gonna last long… Tha rhymes are a lil’ cool but I don’t like tha A-Tune… My Rating: 2.5


16. “Game Gurls”
What iz this? >>> LOL, no intro? LOL, it just went quiet and then, it started? You talkin’ ‘bout “takin’ your banana,” lol? Sounds like you’re REAL “horny” fa this… I can give this a pass, I guess… There’s nothin’ wrong wit it; I like hearin’ songs dat are explicit when it comes ta tha sex. LOL, there’s a featured artist on tha 2nd verse? WTF? You don’t list them? At least he’s catchy for lettin’ tha hornyness out! I like how dat mysterious rapper came through fa this! My Rating: 3.8


17. “I’m Laughin’”
What would be funny? >>> Ahh @ tha start; DEFINITELY not “laughin’” here! Should I cry? Ahh, your voice randomly sounds loud wit a quality here all of a sudden, lol… Sounds like you’re bein’ cocky in tha 1st verse here as you say err-body “wishes they were like you;” what do you do dat’s groundbreakin’? Fuck? What iz it? Clone Wayne? “Turn an ugly gurl to a bad bitch;” how? “Every whip I got…;” you have more than one car? How? What do you do? Do you fuck to get money? My Rating: 2.9


18. “I Got Money”
Too typical; make it good to survive! >>> Slow start and tha hook sounds like a weird Pleasure P… Weird song whoeva made this first! Uh oh, you want tha A-Tune and singin’ on tha track? Well then, you’ll have ta suffer! I have no comment on these verses ‘cause I can’t take ‘em serious if you’re not rappin’/applyin’ attributes seriously. My Rating: 1.1


19. “Gangsta” Feat. Lil’ DayDay
Who’s this DayDay person? Didn’t I hear this song once before on your last mixtape? >>> Sounds like tha song I heard before… You don’t sound good in tha beginning but this featured artist DEFINITELY does! He REALLY on a bunch of gr8 shit, rappin’ ‘bout REAL GR8 shit wit a NICE, gutta Louisiana feel in his rappin’!! Nice contribution… It might lift tha rating slightly… You’re on tha 2nd verse here and it doesn’t sound like tha otha song now; I don’t hear tha “throw away tha R&B” part… I think I like this betta; nothin’ really wrong wit you. I thought tha Lil’ DayDay dude REALLY lifted dis song up HIGH!! My Rating: 4.3


20. “I Made It”
Iz this what I think it iz… >>> YUCK @ tha start; sounds like tha person’s really havin’ an anxiety attack!! Even her moanin’ ain’t doin’ it here; scary as hell! Oh no, even MORE scary: you on tha 1st verse! Tha voice DEFINITELY ain’t pullin’ it off this time, 100%! Even these lyrics are kinda gay… Well, they’re gay but at times, they’re a lil’ okay. No wonder why I rated a song 1.1… for there to be room for a 1.0! *Begs fa tha song ta end!!!* C’mon, enough wit tryin’ ta spit gangsta lyrics wit A-Tune on tha 2nd verse! A-Tune DOESN’T make you gangsta!! You rather “die” than one of your dudes? Are you THAT obsessed wit friends? How? My Rating: 1.0


21. “Many Men” Feat. Baby L’s & 50 Cent
What? Why such an old-ass beat? We’re in ’10 now! DatPiff didn’t pull this one away wit its sample? What’s really up wit this… I dunno how much I’ll take it serious… >>> Not even tha real “Many Men” beat; why 50 Cent though? Tha beat’s pretty cool here and it sounds like Baby L’s at first? If not, he’s at least in tha background contributin’ ad-libs. Neva mind, tha REAL voice of L’s iz at :36 right chea, spittin’ some good shit! Nice job wit tha feature and lol @ tha hook here! There’s some of “Many Men” comin’ outta nowhere on tha hook (as it’s sampled) and you, you’re just “eatin’ beatz,” lol! Glad L’s iz on tha 2nd verse, as he’s really ‘bout dat gangsta shit! Gotta take tha “body parts” shit as somethin’ real serious, ya dig! You took tha 2nd ½ of tha 2nd verse right here and it’s okay. Then again, L’s can handle tha gutta shit more than you. LOL @ tha 50 Cent verse at tha end… Did you really need it, lol? My Rating: 3.7


Overall: I didn’t even take a break through this review, as it took exactly an hour (tha length of this CD). Well, you did betta this time. Tha average CD rating’s almost two points higher than tha last one! Keep rappin’ above average, aight?!


Rankings (according to my ratings):

21. “I Made It” 1.0
20. “I Got Money” 1.1
19. “Up 2 No Good” 2.3
18. “Ego” 2.5
17. “Money Right” Feat. Yung Mannie & Young C 2.6
16. “I Need A Girlfriend” 2.8
15. “I’m Laughin’” 2.9
14. “Amazing” 3.0
13. “Your Love” 3.1
12. “Jockin’” 3.4
11. “Watch This City Burn” 3.5
10. “I Lov My Bitch” 3.6
09. “Monopoly” 3.7
08. “Many Men” Feat. Baby L’s & 50 Cent 3.7
07. “Game Gurls” 3.8
06. “Eat U” 3.9
05. “Bullshit” 4.1
04. “Want Drama” 4.2
03. “Try To Play Me” Feat. C.O. 4.2
02. “1 Of A Kind” 4.3
01. “Gangsta” Feat. Lil’ DayDay 4.3


Average CD Rating Review:

Total Score: 68.0
Total Songs: / 21
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Average CD Rating: 3.2