Review #646: RoyDezzy "Goin' Joker (The Mixtape)"

Reviewed on 9.09.2010 (Review #646)

Almost ready to feel recovered from my cold… But, I gotta keep grindin’! This next review iz RoyDezzy “Goin’ Joker (The Mixtape)”; huh? Start Time: 8:21 PM | End Time: 9:13 PM


Quick Note: I rate each song from 1.0 – 5.0; each rating iz my own opinion!! I only please myself wit my ratings!! I don’t care how lyrical you are! As long as it’s jammin’ enough for me to like it! I look for beats, then vocals and then lyrics. To determine my favorites, I will differ tha 4.0 ratings (if a song gets at least a 4.0 rating from me, I love it already. If at least a 4.6 rating, I pretty much REALLY LOVE it as it’s considered “mindblowin’” when I hear it) so any song can earn up to a maximum of a 5.0 rating. Anything I type before “ >>> ” iz what I’m sayin’ before I listen to tha song. Anything after I type “ >>> ” iz what I think of tha song while I’m listening to it.


© 2010 CD Review (Review #646) reviewed on 9.09.2010 by FrankieThaLuckyDog. Other than tha main artist or affiliated people with tha main artist, this review iz to not be used in anyone else’s words!
Source (Where I Got Tha CD From): http://www.datpiff.com/D-Fresh_RoyDezzyJobbaCoDramaticLilBeedie_F.m144460.html


01. Intro
>>> Damn, you had to take Michael Jackson’s “Thriller” outro? Was that ‘cause he died? My Rating: N/A


02. “Goin’ Joker (A Milli Killer)”
>>> May sound betta on tha vocal quality than tha past but I can’t deal wit this voice… Nothin’ really ta say ‘bout this; just sounds like a somewhat-below average freestyle. “You new rappers are really shitty;” but, you fall in that category ‘cause you’re not even close to quality shit ta me! My Rating: 2.5


03. “In The Buildin’” Feat. C.O.
I thought you left Roc Da Mic Records? Why iz one of their artists in tha feature? >>> Sounds like it’s tryin’ to be tight but iz cheesy; tha voice says it all!! I thought C.O. would actually be pretty good but really turnt gay wit tha vocals!! My Rating: 2.3


04. “Ill”
I think I know what gon come outta this… >>> VERY distracted by tha LUVLY Sade on VH1’s countdown of Best Artists of All Time right now!! So, I just thought this was tha typical, below average-type shit I’d expect. Why did it sound like tha beat changed towards tha end? My Rating: 2.2


05. “Click Clack (Shoot ‘Em In Dey Fuckin’ Head)”
>>> Skips afta dat start!! Where are you, Sade, right now?!? My Rating: 1.0


06. “I Rule”
>>> Still gay but not gay enough to skip… Why does tha beat sound like it samples “I Just Died In Your Arms Tonight”? I thought that was done before a few years ago by Smitty; this izn’t his beat… No, you don’t “rule” at all! Enough wit tha lyin’ here; I’m sick of err-body makin’ songs about “I’m tha shit—you suck;” why? Tha 2nd verse sounds like fake gangsta shit… My Rating: 1.7


07. “Down 4 The Money” Feat. FrostyBoyz
Here we go wit tha random features just like tha last CD I reviewed… >>> Damn, this iz 3.75 minutes? Gay start…; really not likin’ this at all!! Once again, anotha typical-stereotype song fa me!! WTF? A “bring dat back” DJ scratch? Hella gay!!! This izn’t New York’s former tightness!!! ROFL @ tha “and I’ma suck them titties;” I always can accept a “titties” line!! What I said about tha last song: why tha “your boyfriend lame” shit? Even dat gay-ass “bring dat back” shit again!!! Damn, startin’ off a debut into my ears from an artist wit “my money got swag;” HELLA GAY!!! If you’re born afta 1988 (that means 1989, ’90, ’91, etc.), you’re NOT affected by tha music I grew up to!! SMH @ all this “bring dat back;” I would LUV ta bring my History teacher in here ta teach y’all a lesson!!! My Rating: 1.1


08. “Swagga 2 The Maxx”
Title’s not my generation once again!! >>> This iz gay too; glad it’s ½ tha last song’s length! I can only feel dat “dreaded to tha back” line! My Rating: 1.2


09. “Black Moon”
Strange title… >>> Tha voice iz gayer; I’m just skippin’ ‘cause I don’t even wanna hear this! My Rating: 1.0


10. “Black Out” Feat. C.O.
Low anticipation for it bein’ a non-compound word in your opinion. >>> Oh, catchy, fast-catchin’ hook wit tha title!! Howeva, I’m really not into tha gangsta shit comin’ from you; doesn’t even sound real! Kinda distracted wit what’s goin’ on here; I guess ‘cause I can’t feel anything, unfortunately. Okay, C.O.’s on tha final verse and it’s normal this time; just okay for me. Nothin’ I’d die for, especially endin’ it wit, “shut dis bitch down,” smh. My Rating: 3.1


½time: You went down tha tubes again! Only a 1.8 average CD rating so far; Sade got a 5-star CD rating wit their latest CD earlier in this year!!!


11. “Lion In Diz Jungle”
>>> Although I like “diz” title, it has A-Tune in it so I’m skippin’! My Rating: 1.0


12. “N3W M3” Feat. Lil’ Beedie & Dramatic
Capital-letter, fancy-styled title, lol. >>> I’m actually likin’ this beat for a start… This iz tolerable although tha length’s ova 4:30… Tha slow flow sounds good here and I’m likin’ whoeva this dude iz on tha 1st verse. That was Lil’ Beedie on tha 1st verse; should he have been 1st in tha ID? Oh no, you’re on tha 2nd verse here… I can listen a lil’ here although there’s still gay lyrics. I guess this iz Dramatic on tha 3rd verse; gon flip them in tha ID… Don’t know if I should believe this gangsta shit; I wouldn’t know tha connection between Dramatic and you, Dezzy? My Rating: 3.5


13. “Next Best Rapper” Feat. Jobba
Looks like a yawn for me… >>> Not that bad; more gangstaz on tha feature? I’m REALLY feelin’ tha “Polo/Levi” shit; I gotta find me some Levi’s! Wow, this rapper’s goin’ all tha way here? LOL, glad you’re not here, Dezzy! Oh shit, fuck!! I jynxed it as you hopped onto it, startin’ @ 2:21… “My hataz smellin’ like fishes;” oh, okay… if you say so! Could’ve just had Jobba; would’ve been betta but at least you weren’t tha worst here. Kinda am hatin’ tha Lil’ Wayne-soundin’ flow at tha end… My Rating: 3.0


14. “I’m Hot” Feat. C.O.
>>> Cheesy for me. Not likin’ these lengths ova four minutes!! My Rating: 2.6


15. “Die A Rockstar”
Mixed-up on tha DatPiff tracklisting wit #16… >>> Sounds gay for me once again. My Rating: 1.6


16. “Duffy”
Stereotyped title. >>> Not likin’ tha beginning snappin’ in tha beat… Kinda short and I didn’t get ta really leave feedback. Then again, when you use “duffy,” especially in tha title itself, it’s kinda gay for me. My Rating: 1.5


17. “Gotta Hell Of Swagg”
Again, we’re not in my generation!!! >>> Kinda funny flow but really, this ain’t for me at all! Tha beat no less sounds a lil’ mo normal than usual shit on here… My Rating: 2.4


18. “C4”
Rather think of my boy C-IV wit his “Go On GO! (Green Light Motto)” than you makin’ a song called “C4”… >>> Dry and cheesy here. My Rating: 2.1


19. “Move It”
>>> Tha guitar in tha beginning can be catchy but iz a lil’ scary at tha same time. Okay, this sounds like it’s for tha asses here; good topic and not bad wit tha soundin’, but it’s a lil’ cheesy at tha same time. My Rating: 2.4


20. “I’m Raw”
>>> No comment; typical-soundin’ of you again. My Rating: 2.2


21. Outro
>>> Alright, it’s over then! My Rating: N/A


Overall: Anotha poor-soundin’ CD dat I just blew an hour on…


Rankings:


19. “Click Clack (Shoot ‘Em In Dey Fuckin’ Head)” 1.0
18. “Black Moon” 1.0
17. “Lion In Diz Jungle” 1.0
16. “Down 4 The Money” Feat. FrostyBoyz 1.1
15. “Swagga 2 The Maxx” 1.2
14. “Duffy” 1.5
13. “Die A Rockstar” 1.6
12. “I Rule” 1.7
11. “C4” 2.1
10. “Ill” 2.2
09. “I’m Raw” 2.2
08. “In The Buildin’” Feat. C.O. 2.3
07. “Gotta Hell Of Swagg” 2.4
06. “Move It” 2.4
05. “Goin’ Joker (A Milli Killer)” 2.5
04. “I’m Hot” Feat. C.O. 2.6
03. “Next Best Rapper” Feat. Jobba 3.0
02. “Black Out” Feat. C.O. 3.1
01. “N3W M3” Feat. Lil’ Beedie & Dramatic 3.5


Average CD Rating Review:


Total Score: 38.4
Total Songs: / 19
-----------------------------
Average CD Rating: 2.0