Reviewed on 12.06.2013 (Review #1,345)
Keepin’
tha reviewz goin’, here’s Slauter House Entertainment’s Lil’ Rocket The Launch Mixtape
Vol. 1. Just wondering, why a ‘mixtape,’ all tha time? Start Time: 10:38 AM | End Time: 10:59 AM
Disclaimer: I rate each song from 1.0
– 5.0; each rating iz my own opinion!
I only please myself wit my ratings! I don’t care how lyrical you are, as long
as it’s jammin’ enough for me to like it! I look for beats, then vocals, and
then lyrics. To determine my favorites, I will differ tha 4.0 ratings. If a
song gets at least a 4.0 rating from me, I love it already. If at least a 4.6
rating, I pretty much really love it,
as it’s considered mindblowin’ when I
hear it! Any song can earn up to a maximum of a 5.0 rating. Anything I type
before “ >>> ” iz what I’m sayin’ before I listen to tha song; anything
after I type “ >>> ” iz what I think of tha song while I’m listening
to it. If you use tha word “swag” frequently, have auto-tune in your vocals, or
talk about nothin’ but money and hoes 100,000x (which I consider ‘typical’
topics), I’m not buyin’ it! After I
was robbed by an artist who claimed they “get money,” hearin’ about how much
you “got money” and anything “money” really bothers me. If you have not done
business wit me before, I won’t tolerate “money” talk in tha music!!
© 2013 CD Review (Review #1,345)
reviewed on 12.06.2013 by FrankieThaLuckyDog.
01.
“Intro”
>>>
SMH @ “Teach Me How To Dougie” beat? You know
I gon skim through this, then! Random rhymes; not for me… My Rating: 1.3
02.
“Gettin’ Money” Feat. Kendall
Horrible title!! >>> Fuck
this a-tune shit!! It’s 2x worse when it’s a-tune and “money,” together!! My
Rating: 1.0
03.
“Don’t Give A Fuck” Feat. Slauter
>>>
Good beat, good vibe. Feelin’ your rhymes on tha 1st verse; you’re
really inta tha vibe, here! I always think it’s so gay how people kill
people “over lil’ thangz.” It’s like, why do err-body like fightin’? Tha
Slauter feature sounds nice, too… My
Rating: 4.2
04.
“Play No Games” Feat. Q-Black, HoodBoyz & Ernest
From
this song on, tha track #’s are different. Looks like it says there’s 15 songs,
but I only got 14? Since I only have 14, I’ll consider this Track 4, not Track
5. >>> ROFL, didn’t even recognize this title, at first… Once again,
Young Hustla track. My Current Rating: 4.7
05.
“Hollywood” Feat. Gangsta
>>>
Some production from Heisman, here. Likin’ tha beginning wit how you comin’
through, here, on tha hook! See, this iz more like it! I dunno what was goin’
through your mind wit tha first two jointz!! Nice job wit this shit, although a
lil’ long? Good appearance from Gangsta, too! My Rating: 4.4
06.
“Who Can I Run To”
>>> Gay start; I don’t fuck wit stupid pitched-up samples like this!
Not really for me, overall, wit tha havin’-a-hard-time-in-a-relationship
content. My Rating: 1.6
07.
“Top Rope” Feat. Q-Black & Slauter
>>>
Good start wit Deezy On Da Beat doin’ tha track, here. Nice hook! Feelin’ tha energy y’all bringin’ to tha table! I dunno
why you keep throwin’ me off wit tha wack tracks on here! It’s like, you go
from wack, all tha way ta somethin’ nice! Feelin’ that dude on tha 2nd
verse a lot, despite them soundin’ like Level’s disappeared-ass. Tha 3rd
verse iz nice, too; gotta luv tha 225 feel wit bein’ on all dem drugz! My Rating: 4.8
½time: Wow, half tha jointz suck
bad on here, while tha other jointz go hard as fuck! Weird mix, leadin’ to only
a 3.1
for tha CD rating, currently.
08.
“Party Pack”
>>> Anotha crazy vibe, here! Could only imagine what a “40 pack of
pillz” looks like! I wonder when I’ll eva see that? Luv how this iz so short;
good thinkin’! My Rating: 4.4
09.
“Reason” Feat. Bengie Bee & Q-Black
>>> Couldn’t catch tha tag in tha beginning, but this sounds good, so
far… Tha hook sounds nice, and you comin’ through nicely on tha 1st
verse! Good shit on tha 2nd verse, too, as y’all keepin’ it gangsta.
This kinda long, compared to tha previous joint, but whateva… “Still a
jiggalater”? Don’t give up, Bengie! I dunno how many more years it gon take fa
me ta hit Baton Rouge
up! Here’s that hyped-up Q-Black on tha 3rd verse! He must be tha
best on this CD! I’m always inta his
energy!! My Rating: 4.5
10.
“Stripper” Feat. TreeHead
Yuck
@ tha feature… >>> *Skips* My
Rating: 1.0
11.
“Bolt Loose” Feat. B-Raw & Ville Boyz
Why
tha B-Raw feature? I’m sick of doin’ these reviewz, and there’s at least one
insecurity on each CD I review! >>> Got some Haney on tha beat! Hook
caught me off-guard. Surprisingly, I’ll have ta admit that it’s not bad! Tha 1st
verse even caught me off-guard, too… All I have ta say iz that tha ID should be
flipped, and Ville Boyz should be toward tha end. Tha 2nd verse
sounds good, until all tha “B-Raw” references come outta nowhere… It’s like,
how obsessed can y’all be?! Scary…; I bet this obsession just slides like it’s
nothin’, smh! I’m sure he’d get a boner knowin’ that I’m quittin’ tha
music-promoting soon! Wishes do come true, it seems like? Just waitin’ for that
door to open! Too many broke dudes who don’t acknowledge me! That’s what’s
‘cool’ in this business, sadly! My
Rating: 3.5 (would’ve been as high as a
4.4, but that 2nd verse really threw me off!)
12.
“Flick” Feat. Q-Black
>>>
Wow, this sounds like pure garbage, though tha beat ain’t bad! How iz this ‘mixtape’
music? Next! My Rating: 1.2
13.
“Take A Leave”
>>> Gay!!! My Rating: 1.0
14.
“S.H. Shout Out (R.I.P. Lil’ Phat)” Feat. Q-Black
Not really feelin’ tha second part of tha title; I just don’t anticipate
celebrating deaths, anymore. I can see if it was a family member or somethin’…
>>> A new tag fa Deezy On Da Beat… Wow, as much as I didn’t anticipate
this, this, at least, iz hyped-up! I don’t really feel when today’s rappers are sampled on hooks. I
can see where you’re comin’ from, since this iz a “Shout Out.” I guess I’ll let
it slide… Tha 1st verse sounds like you know what’s goin’ on. Almost
a lil’ obsessed wit Phat, here, but of course, you’re ‘typical’ amongst peers,
so everything slides with you… Commentin’ you wit his shout out: It’s not like
I made a song wit Nu$$ie shoutin’ me out. Sounds like Q-Black on tha 2nd
verse; not listed? At least he comin’ through wit crazy shit! I thought this
was a bangin’ joint; nice job! My
Rating: 4.6
Overall: Very mixed… Either tha
jointz were real, real good, or real, real horrible! It’s like, you wanted tha
best of tha best and tha worst of tha worst, together! Weird mix…
Rankings:
14. “Gettin’ Money” Feat. Kendall
1.0
13. “Take A Leave” 1.0
12. “Stripper” Feat. TreeHead 1.0
11. “Flick” Feat. Q-Black 1.2
10. “Intro” 1.3
09. “Who Can I Run To” 1.6
08. “Bolt Loose” Feat. B-Raw & Ville Boyz
3.5
07. “Don’t Give A Fuck” Feat. Slauter 4.2
06. “Hollywood”
Feat. Gangsta 4.4
05. “Party Pack” 4.4
04. “Reason” Feat. Bengie Bee & Q-Black
4.5
03. “S.H. Shout Out (R.I.P. Lil’ Phat)” Feat. Q-Black 4.6
02. “Play No Games” Feat. Q-Black, HoodBoyz & Ernest 4.7
01. “Top Rope” Feat. Q-Black & Slauter 4.8
Average CD Rating Review:
Total
Score: 42.2
Total
Songs: / 14
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Average CD Rating: 3.0
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My Rating: 
You sound like you’re deliverin’ consistent rhymes… My Rating: 
>>> Good advice; decent here. SMH, DatPiff removed some of tha other songs on here but kept this wit tha original hook? I don’t get why they mis-look at times, smh. I don’t like hearin’ original hooks so I gon have ta take off; it’s nearly tha same way wit jacked beats, too, but original hooks/verses are worse. My Rating: 
Rodney had a pretty good verse, though… “Wit Wayne on tha hook, sho’, it’s a hit;” uh, I think I’m more afraid! My Rating: 
You a REAL BEAST wit how you be deliverin’ these rhymes though; too crazy wit tha deliveries!! No comment wit tha 2nd verse; sounds like you’re really tryna break “virgin”ities… Even though it’s still tha same content and rhymes, for some reason, I’m feelin’ tha 3rd verse wit who hopped onto it… I guess tha different voice helps; good “purp” shit! There’s a 2nd ½ here to tha 3rd verse and it almost sounds like my boy Lil’ Boxx. Not bad but all of a sudden, tha beat turned into a more New Orleans-type beat, which sounds good. This must be tha 4th verse wit no transition needed… Got gangsta outta nowhere… I’m feelin’ dis hook betta; sounds much betta on tha catchy tip! Tha 5th verse’s good; I like all these verses and shit! Y’all really holdin’ down tha House down to tha fullest!! My Rating: .jpeg)