Saturday, December 29, 2012

Review #1,232: Lil' Yella "Southern Creature"

Reviewed on 12.29.2012 (Review #1,232)


Next up, I’m reviewin’ Lil’ Yella Southern Creature; let’s see how it turns out… Start Time: 8:33 PM | End Time: 8:47 PM


Disclaimer: I rate each song from 1.0 – 5.0; each rating iz my own opinion! I only please myself wit my ratings! I don’t care how lyrical you are, as long as it’s jammin’ enough for me to like it! I look for beats, then vocals, and then lyrics. To determine my favorites, I will differ tha 4.0 ratings. If a song gets at least a 4.0 rating from me, I love it already. If at least a 4.6 rating, I pretty much really love it, as it’s considered mindblowin’ when I hear it! Any song can earn up to a maximum of a 5.0 rating. Anything I type before “ >>> ” iz what I’m sayin’ before I listen to tha song; anything after I type “ >>> ” iz what I think of tha song while I’m listening to it. If you use tha word “swag” frequently, have auto-tune in your vocals, or talk about nothin’ but money and hoes 100,000x (which I consider ‘typical’ topics), I’m not buyin’ it!

© 2012 CD Review (Review #1,232) reviewed on 12.29.2012 by FrankieThaLuckyDog.



01. “Southern Creature Intro”
>>> Why does it have to sound like a Rick Ross flow? I knew you before that bullshit Drake flow music! But, this ain’t too bad; I like tha rhymes and creepiness in tha topic. My Rating: 3.8


02. “Exorcist”
>>> Fits good for Halloween… Also, you know how ta pick good lengths for tha songs: Glad 4:03 iz tha longest song on this CD, and I’m diggin’ this 2:08 length. Good lil’ “Exorcist” dude spittin’ some good shit, Halloween style. My Rating: 4.3


03. “Nightmare On Elm Street”
What are these names in parenthesis I see “(Freedy)”? Looks like a jacked title… >>> Nice and creepy wit that slowed-down voice in tha beginning! Guess tha parenthesis iz what person’s in tha beginning? Good rappin’; nice, creepy subject about this haunted “house!” My Rating: 4.5


04. “Child’s Play”
(Chucky) >>> “Real Music;” why you gotta have a tag like Rick Ross? That fake dude needs to quit tha rap business and go tha fuck away!! No need to follow! But, good job wit tha rappin’. My Rating: 4.1


05. “Hip-Hop’s Formula”
>>> Why tha tag again? Argh!! Rhymes ain’t bad, but tha songs were better and better as each song goes on… My Rating: 3.7


06. “Leatherface”
>>> Why all tha silence in tha beginning? You know, I take all of that out on all my files; at least 100,000 deep now! There are some catchy vocals, flow & character comin’ from you, here; definitely likin’ what you bringin’ to tha table, here! See, you’re rappin’ like you was rappin’ in tha ‘90s; gotta love it! Really feelin’ your rhymes! My Rating: 4.4


½time: A 4.1-rated CD, currently; nice job!


07. “Halloween”
(Michael Meyers) >>> Damn, tha fuckin’ tag again!! Good job wit this spooky hook and you talkin’ ‘bout Mike Myers sounds good… My Rating: 4.3


08. “Pet Sematary”
The Ramones title! >>> Tha fuckin’ tag again!! When can we go back ta music where there were no fuckin’ tags?! Please, take me back there!!! Now!!!!! Well, this ain’t The Ramones; you sound good ova this Halloween-type beat, once again. My Rating: 4.2


09. “Hellraiser”
(Pinhead) >>> Good beginning, but tha fuckin’ tag ruins it!! How iz there a straight face when puttin’ these tags on songs so many times?!? Rappin’ iz a lil’ dry, here, but tha character’s still active. Good job on tha hook, even though tha rappin’ could’ve been delivered better… My Rating: 3.9


10. “Yella Yella Illuminati”
>>> Good job wit your psycho mind, here; confusing, off-beat ending? Weird… My Rating: 4.0


11. “R.I.P. Swag”
Good thinkin’, although it can sound like an ex when bringin’ it up… >>> WTF wit tha tag again!??! Good rhymes, but because you’re bringin’ up “swag” in tha song, it really sounds like it’s your ex hauntin’ you, non-stop. Beat ain’t too bad, either, but since there was a bunch of Halloween-type beats, you prolly could’ve had this one like one of those, too… My Rating: 3.6


12. “Friday The 13th
(Jason) >>> Great intro and beat to end this CD—fuck, tha fuckin’ tag again!! WTF?!? Feelin’ tha rappin’ and tha “woods” perspective of where this Jason dude iz sounds real nice, as far as a perspective! Definitely givin’ you props on your creativeness! Such paranoia you’re attractin’; great lil’ creepy beat ending, too! My Rating: 4.5


Overall: Nice job, Yella; thumbs up for your consistency and fa creatin’ a Halloween-like CD! You definitely know how ta play a character and express their character on Baton Rouge/Halloween tracks! Keep up tha great work!


Rankings:

12.       “R.I.P. Swag” 3.6
11.        “Hip-Hop’s Formula” 3.7
10.       “Southern Creature Intro” 3.8
09.       “Hellraiser” 3.9
08.       “Yella Yella Illuminati” 4.0
07.       “Child’s Play” 4.1
06.       “Pet Sematary” 4.2
05.       “Halloween” 4.3
04.       “Exorcist” 4.3
03.    “Leatherface” 4.4
02.    “Nightmare On Elm Street” 4.5
01.    “Friday The 13th” 4.5


Average CD Rating Review:

Total Score:              45.3
Total Songs:              / 11
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Average CD Rating:       4.1

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