Review #1,321: Spitta "Fresh Outta Jail (Hosted by DJ Chill)"

Reviewed on 9.04.2013 (Review #1,321)

Here’s tha last review for today I finna do: Spitta—from Badd Nooze—Fresh Outta Jail (Hosted by DJ Chill)! I found out about tha release of this CD pretty early, thanx ta lookin’ at Percy Keith retweet your status: https://twitter.com/spitta_badnewz/status/375016643191386113

It’s a shock that Percy Keith retweeted you; you didn’t even tag him in it!! How you do dat, Spitta? You know, I’m tha biggest loser, now-a-dayz? No one gives a fuck about me anymore! Tha Louisiana world and underground’s ready to crumble, once no one can find me, soon! I can’t wait ‘til people are in pain, tryna figure out what happened to me, where I’m at, and more! Tha pain iz comin’ real soon!!! #opportunitiesonthaway Start Time: 5:25 PM | End Time: 6:25 PM

Disclaimer: I rate each song from 1.0 – 5.0; each rating iz my own opinion! I only please myself wit my ratings! I don’t care how lyrical you are, as long as it’s jammin’ enough for me to like it! I look for beats, then vocals, and then lyrics. To determine my favorites, I will differ tha 4.0 ratings. If a song gets at least a 4.0 rating from me, I love it already. If at least a 4.6 rating, I pretty much really love it, as it’s considered mindblowin’ when I hear it! Any song can earn up to a maximum of a 5.0 rating. Anything I type before “ >>> ” iz what I’m sayin’ before I listen to tha song; anything after I type “ >>> ” iz what I think of tha song while I’m listening to it. If you use tha word “swag” frequently, have auto-tune in your vocals, or talk about nothin’ but money and hoes 100,000x (which I consider ‘typical’ topics), I’m not buyin’ it! After I was robbed by an artist who claimed they “get money,” hearin’ about how much you “got money” and anything “money” really bothers me. If you have not done business wit me before, I won’t tolerate “money” talk in tha music!!

© 2013 CD Review (Review #1,321) reviewed on 9.04.2013 by FrankieThaLuckyDog.

Link To CD: http://indy.livemixtapes.com/mixtapes/23914/spitta-fresh-outta-jail.html

01. “Intro”

Must have rappin’ on it if it’s 3:33! >>> DJ Chill on tha intro, here… Beat sounds nice ta rap on, here… Hearin’ tha 1^st verse, and you startin’ off wit hypin’ up tha hoes, here… Rhymes sound nice, includin’ all tha “Ralph Lauren” you got on, too. Sucks that you “ignored tha text;” can’t understand why this music biz world luvs ignoring people! I’m tha most-ignored person that supports Louisiana of all time! :( Definitely feelin’ how you comin’ through on tha mic, here! Can neva deny tha way you spit tha shit on any track!! My Rating: 4.5

02. “Fresh Outta Jail”

Time ta hear it! >>> Sirens blastin’ through tha beat wit Q-Red producin’! Hook almost reminds me of a Young Jeezy flow. Nice job wit comin’ through on this hook! Your question: “You eva lost err-body that was close to you?” Answer for me iz, “No!” At 25 years-old, I’ve neva lost a friend I’ve known in person. Tha 1^st verse’s pretty nice; I think my whole review for every verse of yours gon be, “Very consistent,” or, “Very nice,” or, “Nothin’ wack, here!” Each verse gon be very similar! Feelin’ how you “smokin’ tha L” and “mixin’” shit on tha 2^nd verse, here! You’re one of tha best dudes in Baton Rouge! Hope you neva get rid of your dreads!! Speakin’ of “that building,” I’ve been goin’ to abandoned buildings with my cousins, recently. Tha shit’s very theraputic fa me, compared ta all tha fantasy bullshit I’ve been dealin’ with! Gotta luv it, with graffiti and bein’ high, high! My Rating: 4.6

03. “Trust Dat” Feat. Bitty & Mr. McDonald

How ‘bout some Duck Sauce? Naw, I’m just playin’! But, I’m wonderin’ what this McDonald dude sounds like! >>> Gangsta-soundin’ beat fa tha 225, here! You and your middle fingaz consistently up durin’ tha 1^st verse, not givin’ a “fuck” ‘bout anything! Keep “shittin’ on ‘em,” Spitta! Every toilet in tha world needs you!! Prolly should throw some fake rappers in tha toilet before your asshole crushes ‘em! Anyway, wit tha great-soundin’ 1^st verse you spit, tha hook sounds pretty nice! Almost reminds me of a Louisiana version of Big Sean or someone in tha current mainstream world… Hearin’ tha 2^nd verse, and they sound like they’re on your level wit how they’re deliverin’ tha rhymes, here… Of course, you can’t deny this “coach” / “host!” Also, wit tha 2^nd hook, it sounds like a random, Magnolia Chop-like dude outta nowhere, addin’ vocals; interestin’… Not exactly sure where tha McDonald dude iz (that background-soundin’ Magnolia Chop?), but tha remainder of this iz tha hook and some extra vocals; nice… My Rating: 4.3

04. “Probation & Parole”

>>> “Hardbody (Hardbody)…” Glad, as a “street nigga,” that you don’t “make too many songs fa them hoes.” It’s all about stayin’ on topic fa tha streetz! Tha hook’s pretty catchy, once again! And, tha 1^st verse sounds nice and consistent wit this in-tha-trap-soundin’ beat! Tha 2^nd verse sounds nice, as you [were] “in tha parish!” It almost sounded like you said, “Rappin’ for Zeus,” or somethin’; nice, as I gon give a shout out ta Jigga House Records’ Zeus! My Rating: 4.4

05. “Official”
>>> More of that “Hardbody (Hardbody)” dude on tha beat… Nice lil’ “hustle” anthem, here! Tha streetz neva disappointed!! Got you on tha 1^st verse, comin’ through wit some nice shit, as your mind’s continuously deliverin’ dat street shit! A lotta catchy punchlines wit “brain” and “cells” on tha 2^nd verse, here! Your “pain” iz so strong, dat you’d give “a hoe a pain pill” if your pain inflicts so much damage, lol! A random dude, reppin’ tha BR “NWA,” speakin’ toward tha end… Nice lil’ ending. My Rating: 4.5

06. “Bust Ya Head” Feat. Level

Huh? Level? He doesn’t answer his phone so how did you get this feature to happen?! Crazy shit!! >>> Beat sounds like it’s on some good, mainstream-soundin’ southern shit… You speakin’ in tha 3^rd person on tha hook, too, which sounds catchy. Here you are on tha 1^st verse, comin’ through wit how your “bitch” holdin’ you down… I luv how a “pill” can get you ta do many things! It’s like, one thing that can grab you by tha balls iz a “pill;” interestin’! There’s shit that grabs me by tha balls, too! And, here’s an angry Level on tha 2^nd verse. It’s like, where he comin’ outta? Again, he spits way too much ‘above-tha-regular-guy’-type of rhymes, but I always fall for ‘em ‘cause they sound great on tha mic! Damn, this seemed like a short song… My Rating: 4.6

07. “Runnin’” Feat. Racked Up Ready

Why “Racked Up Ready”? I miss tha dayz of “Young Ready”! This September 18^th gon mark tha ½-decade celebration (wow, five years!) of when I got his letter in tha mail from jail! Too bad that was, like, one of Ready’s only moments with me! Outta five years? Pathetic! >>> Okay, this iz a catchy hook! Kinda sounds like one you can remember wit all tha “I’m runnin’, I’m runnin’!” Great hook, Spit!! Got Racked Up Ready on tha 1^st verse, here… Okay, feelin’ what he comin’ through wit; I can feel a full Baton Rouge perspective, here, and not no wannabe-mainstream shit! Hearin’ you on tha 2^nd verse, comin’ through wit a I-ain’t-learn-my-lesson-type of way; I’m diggin’ it! I just hope that gettin’ in touch wit tha Lucky Dog’s still cool, though… My Rating: 4.7

08. “Freestyle”
>>> Nice intro from DJ Chill, talkin’ ‘bout tha “reality” of “I’ma sleep when I die!” Hearin’ what you got goin’ on in tha 1^st minute, here, and it’s consistent; keep tha rhymes comin’!! Hearin’ what you got durin’ tha 2^nd minute, and it’s all about you and your “hard-ass head!” “I was only 16 when I got tha glock;” all I know iz November 13, 2012’ll prolly be tha only day I’ve touched a gun. We were movin’ outta my great-grandma’s house in Florida, and in tha top of tha closet was a rifle. We just threw it out, as it was my great-grandpa’s. Tha 3^rd minute and 4^th minute of this just flows non-stop; you can’t deny these consistent rhymes!! You must rap while you’re peeing; rap while you’re shitting; rap while you’re havin’ sex; rap while you’re in tha shower; rap while you’re sleeping; rap while you’re sleepwalking, too!! My Rating: 4.7

½time: How can you not luv Spitta?! A 4.5-rated CD, currently; keep this consistent shit up!!!!!

09. “Section”

>>> Feelin’ tha “section” you representin’, here! Talk about your “racist”-ass wit tha “three Ks,” lol! Damn, what else will you think of?! Anotha joint just freestyled? Wow, you don’t need any hooks!! Or, just one really long verse iz how you comin’ wit it? Interesting… Oh wait, tha last 20 seconds iz tha 2^nd verse; damn, crammin’ everything in! You just murdered “tha beat; no need ta investigate!” My Rating: 4.6

10. “Slangin’ Iron” Feat. Percy Keith & Clever Kev

*In a positive, hyped-up attitude* That fuckin’ Percy Keith!!! Ahh!!! He ain’t gettin’ in touch wit me!! What am I missing? Do I have to fuck a bitch in front of him? Oh wait, maybe, I have to be “street”? Too bad, some of those things don’t happen… But, I’m dyin’ ta hear this collaboration!! >>> Feelin’ tha beat start; sounds like one of those jointz I’m really anticipated ta hear, based off tha start and collaboration!! Strictly “slangin’ iron” on tha hook, here; good shit!! Anotha one of those “Runnin’”-type hooks! Hearin’ you on tha 1^st verse, and accordin’ ta you, everything about you iz long: tha “dick,” tha “4-5,” your history, your reputation; no wonder, you’re well-respected by your listeners/fans!! Okay, here’s Percy on tha 2^nd verse!! Oh, he even got tha attention of my rappin’ granny, as we’re tryna get his #! It’s like, how do you get in touch wit Percy Keith to where he’ll answer?! Catchy rhymes, here. Sounds like he talkin’ a lot about his “dick,” here… Guess anything can slang on tha track? Definitely felt how Percy Keith came through on tha 2^nd verse; can’t deny him, at times! Though sometimes I feel 50/50 about his tracks/features, some of his shit’s too addictive to listen to! Got Clever Kev on tha 3^rd verse, here, comin’ through wit consistency like you, Spitta, too! Bet he talks to Percy Keith frequently, too, right? I know tha whole world of BR’s way ahead of me, right? My Rating: 4.7

11. “Michael, Jason & Freddie” Feat. Clever Kev

My brother & stepdad on tha title, lol! >>> I like how tha beat has that (I hate ta say it) “Crank Dat (Soulja Boy)” sound to it. Wish I could describe that sound betta… But, that sound always catches my attention, so tha beat’s on-n-poppin’, here! You got shit on lock wit tha 1^st verse, too! One of tha longer songs on this CD, so you holdin’ it down extended, here! Pretty long 1^st verse, here; will there be only two verses? I always say, two verses are catchier and better for songs than three verses! Guess it just went into Clever Kev ‘round 1:53? Didn’t even realize where tha hook was; came outta nowhere… But, this 2^nd verse sounds nice, too; felt like this shit blended in… Oh, now, I hear tha title in tha hook; came outta nowhere, at first, and it’s pretty catchy, on some murder-like shit! Now, it’s back ta you on tha 3^rd verse, here, comin’ through wit sneakin’ your “gun in tha club.” Ehh, hope no one does that kinda shit wit me around. Then, no one’ll eva see me. “Today Monday; I’m tryna sleep tha whole Tuesday.” Uh, why “sleep”? Rappers don’t “sleep!” As Savage says, “No rest, no sleep!!” Nice ending wit tha “graduation” line: “Just like a graduation, niggaz gettin’ clapped at!” My Rating: 4.4

12. “Dirk” Feat. Clever Kev

Thought this said, “Dick,” ‘cause I know how much y’all street dudes luv havin’ sex! >>> Definitely likin’ tha beat, on some cold, 007-like music that I luv ta hear on these underground, Louisiana tracks!! Here you are on tha 1^st verse, comin’ through wit dat gangsta-ass “program” shit, ova this kick-ass track!! Comin’ through wit your weapon on tha hook, as a “fire-breathin’ dragon!” Yea, even down ta hearin’ elements like “fire,” and big creatures like a “dragon” iz a major plus, too!! You really got this shit on lock!!! Here goes Clever Kev on tha 2^nd verse, comin’ through, encounterin’ “Aladdin,” lol! I like how he said, “Genie.” LOL, rappin’ granny & I visited tha Zeus building in New Jersey on Jigga House Records’ Zeus’ birthday, back on August 24, 2013, and I visited it ‘cause it was Zeus’ birthday. I told my granny, “If it was your friend, Genie’s birthday, and there was a live genie hours away, would you drive to it to get a picture in front of it for her?” LOL, she said, “No way!” I guess you can see tha perseverance I have fa some of these rappers, huh? Feels like I have tha passion, at times, but am really startin’ ta lose it, since no one cares about me, anymore. :( But, Spitta, you’re on tha 3^rd verse, here, and this shit sounds nice, once again!! My Rating: 4.7

13. “NWA”

>>> “Favorite number 47”? Interestin’, as my “favorite number” iz 4. LOL, minus tha “7.” Anyway, tha beat sounds nice, here, ta rap on… Strictly droppin’ your “nuts” on these bitch-asses! Oh, so I see what this “NWA” title stands for: “Niggaz With Ammunition!” Gangsta shit at its finest!! Keepin’ shit goin’ on tha 2^nd verse, too, “straight floppin’ ya!!” Even a 3^rd verse on this track, too! “Carmen Sandiego;” talk about throwback, even though today’s Wednesday! Yesterday, I was lookin’ up that old show, Kablam!, from Nick, and it was ‘cause it reminded me of Crystal Waters “100% Pure Love”, back when I was little, in tha ‘90s. LOL, talk about females ruling tha nation: Thunder Girl!! My Rating: 4.5

14. “Recruiter (Distributor)”

Speakin’ of tha ‘90s and this title—tha part in parenthesis—I was watchin’ speedruns of Star Wars: Shadows Of The Empire, for Nintendo 64, yesterday and tha night before. They were fightin’ with tha Distributor weapon; very powerful! So, let’s see tha power, here! >>> Beat sounds nice; feelin’ those rock sounds in tha background! Strictly comin’ through wit dat “Distributor” on them lames, on tha hook, here!! Tha 1^st verse sounds pretty nice, too; you can’t be stopped!! No wonder why Miley Cyrus went to get street cred and made “We Can’t Stop”, lol… Tha 2^nd verse sounds catchy, too, and you’re gettin’ your “dick” eaten “up,” too, on tha track, followin’ that “eat dat dick up” trend? Crazy… A 3^rd verse, too… Oh, so your real name’s “Jason”? Was that why “Jason” was in that “Michael, Jason & Freddie” title? Tha cool thing iz, you born in ’84, too; damn, what don’t you have that’s tha shit?! Good 3^rd verse, again! My Rating: 4.4

15. “Hamburger Helper”

Wow… Thought it said, “Hamburger Helicopter,” on tha title, lol… >>> Beat sounds good, on a mainstream, southern tip. Hearin’ you on tha 1^st verse, and you comin’ through wit good shit… Talk about “resting in peace”: Whether you got tha piece next to you or not, a “rest in peace” atmosphere’s always around you and who you encounter! Damn! That’s raw! Nice hook, too! Hearin’ you on tha 2^nd verse, and you get yourself into a DMX-like rap sheet, it sounds like? It’s like, how can you not luv DMX? You must be tha laidback version of him in Baton Rouge? What I mean by laidback iz not soft: I mean, he usually growls on tha track; you just spit this shit wit a regular voice. And, keepin’ this shit goin’, you got tha “Lasagna” fa these people! Even more “eat dat dick up” shit fa you and your 29-year-old-ass, lol! My Rating: 4.3

16. “Gun Smoke”

Endin’ it with this… >>> Sounds like a faster vibe… Feelin’ tha shit you spittin’, Spitta, once again! Tha hook sounds nice, on some “Soulja Slim” sample shit! Can’t believe this Thanksgiving Eve gon be a decade since he was murdered! Tha 2^nd verse’s soundin’ nice, too! Looks like we gon have room fa a 3^rd verse? Maybe, an outro? Let’s see… Yea, sounds like an outro gon come ‘cause tha hook repeats… Yup, got an outro from DJ Chill, here! Too bad “mixtape;” guess albums are faggy, now? I mean, this actually sounds like a “mixtape,” so at least it ain’t in a fake format! Still, people are obsessed! My Rating: 4.4

Overall: Exactly an hour-long review, here! And, you can’t be stopped, Spitta!! You brought tha heat on every track!!! No fillers, here!! Tha collaborations and beats were off tha chain!! Keep up tha great work!! Not sure how important or how much longer I gon last after you see this review, but if you do want some video work done, and wanna be creative by lettin’ my creative talent do tha talkin’, then, hit me up! If not, I guess this anotha CD just bein’ a fart in tha wind, no matter how well I rated it!

Rankings:

16.       “Hamburger Helper” 4.3

15.       “Trust Dat” Feat. Bitty & Mr. McDonald 4.3

14.       “Gun Smoke” 4.4

13.       “Probation & Parole” 4.4

12.       “Michael, Jason & Freddie” Feat. Clever Kev 4.4

11.        “Recruiter (Distributor)” 4.4

10.       “Intro” 4.5

09.       “NWA” 4.5

08.       “Official” 4.5

07.       “Section” 4.6

06.       “Bust Ya Head” Feat. Level 4.6

05.       “Fresh Outta Jail” 4.6

04.       “Freestyle” 4.7

03.    “Slangin’ Iron” Feat. Percy Keith & Clever Kev 4.7

02.    “Dirk” Feat. Clever Kev 4.7

01.    “Runnin’” Feat. Racked Up Ready 4.7

Average CD Rating Review:

Total Score:                      72.3

Total Songs:                      / 16

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Average CD Rating:       4.5 (automatically a 5-star-rated CD)