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Bonus teaser for Frankie's 17th commercial series, as he's promotin' & showin' luv to his 3rd album, Autistic Stoner Rap, Vol. 1: A Trip To B.R., which iz out now!
This series will continue from August 1, 2021 - September 30, 2021; each month, a different way of promotin' tha album! This month, virtual performing!
Lyrics: [Intro: Lawd Cheezus] Dumb, stupid, crazy, ig'nant. A Baton Rouge nigga that reside in Mall City. Dumb-dumb, stu-stupid, craz-crazy, ig'nant. A Baton Rouge nigga that reside in Mall City.
[Hook: Lawd Cheezus] My teacher couldn't help me, my preacher couldn't help me. My people couldn't help me; look at the hand they dealt me. That liquor couldn't help me, that killa couldn't help me. My mama tried to tell me but that didn't help me. No, I ain't got it all; bitch, I'm throwed off. Bitch, I'm throwed off; bitch, I'm throwed off. No, I ain't got it all; bitch, I'm throwed off. Bitch, I'm throwed off; bitch, I'm throwed off. No, I ain't got it all.
[Verse 1: Lawd Cheezus] I don't think you wanna cross my path. 'Cause I'm a psychopathic, schizophrenic, sociopath. I'm Michael Myers when it comes to the hoes I done stabbed. And, I mean that in every sense. Saved up 'bout a stack, got a zap; I've been in the trap ever since. Hood pharmacist; come and get your medicine. Don't trip, no script for the medicine. Big clips for you Afro-Americans. If you slip, get gypped for your pelicans. He got straight water-whipped on the pelican. If the people come, time to go to jail again. Whatchu think my people for? Time to post they bail again. If ya hatin' on me, fuck ya; go to Hell, then. Hope you die, come back, die, then go to Hell again. If it ain't payin' what you sayin', it's irrelevant. Negligent, homicide.
[Hook: Lawd Cheezus] My teacher couldn't help me, my preacher couldn't help me. My people couldn't help me; look at the hand they dealt me. That liquor couldn't help me, that killa couldn't help me. My mama tried to tell me but that didn't help me. No, I ain't got it all; bitch, I'm throwed off. Bitch, I'm throwed off; bitch, I'm throwed off. No, I ain't got it all; bitch, I'm throwed off. Bitch, I'm throwed off; bitch, I'm throwed off. No, I ain't got it all.
[Verse 2: JR Dot] Came to the club, so I can really vibe. It was on, on the strip; I was buckin' in my ride. And, the police shut it down; now, I'm 'bout to go inside. The bouncer buy dubs, just to skip the line. That's what you do when your money right, feelin' like Level nah. Fell off in that bitch, feelin' good on my level wit it (wah!). Nigga ole lady come down out in my vicinity. Ain't no sense in hatin', boy; you don't want no bustin' (no). We can take it to that level; get it up there, if you choose to. Yeah, I might be small but don't let my size fool you. Head kinda shaky, man; I got a couple screws loose. I don't think you wanna play me; it ain't no maybe, I'll blues you. JR, Down Bad / labeled the psycho. Leave pussies bloody, like a bitch on they cycle. My advice, think twice; approach me with caution. I'm throwed, like a 50-yard bomb approaching.
[Hook: Lawd Cheezus] My teacher couldn't help me, my preacher couldn't help me. My people couldn't help me; look at the hand they dealt me. That liquor couldn't help me, that killa couldn't help me. My mama tried to tell me but that didn't help me. No, I ain't got it all; bitch, I'm throwed off. Bitch, I'm throwed off; bitch, I'm throwed off. No, I ain't got it all; bitch, I'm throwed off. Bitch, I'm throwed off; bitch, I'm throwed off. No, I ain't got it all.
[Verse 3: Lawd Cheezus] Dumb, stupid, crazy, ign'ant. A Baton Rouge nigga that reside in Mall City. I be young & ruthless, makin' digits. Act a damn fool when I come to y'all city. Lafayette, Opelousas, Monroe, Shreveport. Take it to H-Town, then we hit that East Coast. NY, Carolina, then we hit Georgia. Miami, here we come; time to hit Florida. Backstage, we got pretty women waiting. In L.A., yeah, Californiacation. Dumb shit, yeah, bitch, I be throwed off. Real retarded but I ain't slow at all. I'm a pitbull (yeah), yeah, I'm a dog (yeah). Woof, woof, muthafucka! Like Snoop, muthafucka (woof)! I'm just a throwed-off nigga. Terror_DownBad, follow me on Twitter.
Tha 6th single from Frank Calhoune's album, Autistic Stoner Rap, Vol. 1: A Trip To B.R., courtesy of LuckyDogz Entertainment. "Big Dope Celebrity" iz a collab wit Baton Rouge rapper/producer, Mike Rich, produced by La'Keith. Tha track iz dedicated to tha late Nu$$ie, as Frank & Mike show their true DCF colors as big dope celebrities. Tha video was shot at tha old DCF building, off North 31st Street; not to mention, tha video's release woulda been on Nu$$ie's 46th birthday. Watch as Frank Calhoune & Mike Rich show err-body what it's like to grow up under Nu$$ie's wings. S/O to Cali Kilo for tha video!
Lyrics: [Intro: Frank Calhoune] Ooh! They ready fa dis one? Y'all ain't ready fa dis one.
[Hook: Frank Calhoune & Mike Rich] This what I be (what I be); what I be (what I be). What I be; big dope celebrity. This what I be (what I be); what I be (what I be). What I be; big dope celebrity. And, I'm tha first ta speak about all this pussy shit (pussy shit). I know you gon respect my mind, you pussy bitch (pussy bitch). Point-Blank, niggaz ain't fuckin' wit me (ain't fuckin' wit me). That's what I be (that's what I be); big dope celebrity.
[Verse 1: Frank Calhoune] North 20-Nameth Street; I been around (been around). Talkin' yo street gossip gon bring yo ass down (bring yo ass down). Nu$$ie may done had so much respect (so much respect). But I don't loan mines, homeboy; that's correct (that's correct). What accurate? Yo mind or Corona numbaz (Corona numbaz)? Been on green, like Mrs. Smith's ballin' cucumbers (ballin' cucumbers). Frank Calhoune & Mike? Dope celebrity (dope celebrity). Walk round BR hoodz like I got tha fuckin' key (got myself tha key). Eat shit, take a shit; lemme ease my mind (lemme ease my mind). I only fucks wit potent shit, baby; that's how I grind (that's how I grind). F-R-A-N-K-I-E (K-I-E). You know me; big dope celebrity (big dope celebrity)!
[Hook: Frank Calhoune & Mike Rich] This what I be (what I be); what I be (what I be). What I be; big dope celebrity. This what I be (what I be); what I be (what I be). What I be; big dope celebrity. And, I'm tha first ta speak about all this pussy shit (pussy shit). I know you gon respect my mind, you pussy bitch (pussy bitch). Point-Blank, niggaz ain't fuckin' wit me (ain't fuckin' wit me). That's what I be (that's what I be); big dope celebrity.
[Verse 2: Mike Rich] Muthafuckin' FrankieThaLuckyDog (Frank, LuckyDog). Hit them people outta 23,000; he was showin' off (showin' off)! I'm Mike Rich but I'm still Puppy-I'll-Hit-Ya (still Puppy-I'll-Hit-Ya). Nu$$ie Bumaye taught me how ta come getcha (yee-haw!). Oh my, oh-ah-oh my Lord (oh my Lord). They jiggalatin' bad on dem tabs & dem barz (on dem tabs & dem barz). Got La'Keith on tha track (come on, La'Keith) & dis bitch go hard. Parish prison videoz got 'em bouncin' off tha barz (off tha barz). And, you'ont believe your ears (you'ont believe your ears)? And you'ont believe your eyez (you'ont believe your eyez)? Ain't see me comin' (ain't see me comin')? Caught ya by surprise (by surprise). King Sneak Attack, screamin', "I ain't do dat" (I'm screamin', "I ain't do dat")! And, he ain't see me comin' (see me comin'), so I shot him in his back (blocka!)!
[Hook: Frank Calhoune & Mike Rich] This what I be (what I be); what I be (what I be). What I be; big dope celebrity. This what I be (what I be); what I be (what I be). What I be; big dope celebrity. And, I'm tha first ta speak about all this pussy shit (pussy shit). I know you gon respect my mind, you pussy bitch (pussy bitch). Point-Blank, niggaz ain't fuckin' wit me (ain't fuckin' wit me). That's what I be (that's what I be); big dope celebrity.
[Hook: Frank Calhoune] This what I be (what I be); what I be (what I be). What I be; big dope celebrity. This what I be (what I be); what I be (what I be). What I be; big dope celebrity.
Tha 6th single from Frank Calhoune's album, Autistic Stoner Rap, Vol. 1: A Trip To B.R., courtesy of LuckyDogz Entertainment. "Big Dope Celebrity" iz a collab wit Baton Rouge rapper/producer, Mike Rich, produced by La'Keith. Tha track iz dedicated to tha late Nu$$ie, as Frank & Mike show their true DCF colors as big dope celebrities. Listen as Frank Calhoune & Mike Rich show err-body what it's like to grow up under Nu$$ie's wings.
Artist: Frank Calhoune feat. Mike Rich Title: "Big Dope Celebrity" Location: Long Island, NY / Baton Rouge, LA Label: LuckyDogz Entertainment Producer: La'Keith
This song iz off of: - Frank Calhoune feat. Mike Rich "Big Dope Celebrity (Single)" - Frank Calhoune Autistic Stoner Rap, Vol. 1: A Trip To B.R.
Lyrics: [Intro: Frank Calhoune] Ooh! They ready fa dis one? Y'all ain't ready fa dis one.
[Hook: Frank Calhoune & Mike Rich] This what I be (what I be); what I be (what I be). What I be; big dope celebrity. This what I be (what I be); what I be (what I be). What I be; big dope celebrity. And, I'm tha first ta speak about all this pussy shit (pussy shit). I know you gon respect my mind, you pussy bitch (pussy bitch). Point-Blank, niggaz ain't fuckin' wit me (ain't fuckin' wit me). That's what I be (that's what I be); big dope celebrity.
[Verse 1: Frank Calhoune] North 20-Nameth Street; I been around (been around). Talkin' yo street gossip gon bring yo ass down (bring yo ass down). Nu$$ie may done had so much respect (so much respect). But I don't loan mines, homeboy; that's correct (that's correct). What accurate? Yo mind or Corona numbaz (Corona numbaz)? Been on green, like Mrs. Smith's ballin' cucumbers (ballin' cucumbers). Frank Calhoune & Mike? Dope celebrity (dope celebrity). Walk round BR hoodz like I got tha fuckin' key (got myself tha key). Eat shit, take a shit; lemme ease my mind (lemme ease my mind). I only fucks wit potent shit, baby; that's how I grind (that's how I grind). F-R-A-N-K-I-E (K-I-E). You know me; big dope celebrity (big dope celebrity)!
[Hook: Frank Calhoune & Mike Rich] This what I be (what I be); what I be (what I be). What I be; big dope celebrity. This what I be (what I be); what I be (what I be). What I be; big dope celebrity. And, I'm tha first ta speak about all this pussy shit (pussy shit). I know you gon respect my mind, you pussy bitch (pussy bitch). Point-Blank, niggaz ain't fuckin' wit me (ain't fuckin' wit me). That's what I be (that's what I be); big dope celebrity.
[Verse 2: Mike Rich] Muthafuckin' FrankieThaLuckyDog (Frank, LuckyDog). Hit them people outta 23,000; he was showin' off (showin' off)! I'm Mike Rich but I'm still Puppy-I'll-Hit-Ya (still Puppy-I'll-Hit-Ya). Nu$$ie Bumaye taught me how ta come getcha (yee-haw!). Oh my, oh-ah-oh my Lord (oh my Lord). They jiggalatin' bad on dem tabs & dem barz (on dem tabs & dem barz). Got La'Keith on tha track (come on, La'Keith) & dis bitch go hard. Parish prison videoz got 'em bouncin' off tha barz (off tha barz). And, you'ont believe your ears (you'ont believe your ears)? And you'ont believe your eyez (you'ont believe your eyez)? Ain't see me comin' (ain't see me comin')? Caught ya by surprise (by surprise). King Sneak Attack, screamin', "I ain't do dat" (I'm screamin', "I ain't do dat")! And, he ain't see me comin' (see me comin'), so I shot him in his back (blocka!)!
[Hook: Frank Calhoune & Mike Rich] This what I be (what I be); what I be (what I be). What I be; big dope celebrity. This what I be (what I be); what I be (what I be). What I be; big dope celebrity. And, I'm tha first ta speak about all this pussy shit (pussy shit). I know you gon respect my mind, you pussy bitch (pussy bitch). Point-Blank, niggaz ain't fuckin' wit me (ain't fuckin' wit me). That's what I be (that's what I be); big dope celebrity.
[Hook: Frank Calhoune] This what I be (what I be); what I be (what I be). What I be; big dope celebrity. This what I be (what I be); what I be (what I be). What I be; big dope celebrity.
"Ooh! They ready fa dis one? Y'all ain't ready fa dis one." - With tha way I teamed up wit Baton Rouge/DCF's Mike Rich fa "Big Dope Celebrity", I wanted to anticipate err-body, like it was 2008, when Baton Rouge legend, Nu$$ie, was alive! I recorded this one on September 10, 2020, five months before I was dubbed tha "White Nu$$ie". Now, I have to say, I'm glad I can bring those Nu$$ie vibes to everyone! Hell, I'm currently tha exact same age he was when he made "They Hate My", in 2007; shout out ta Lucky #32!
"This what I be (what I be); what I be (what I be). What I be; big dope celebrity." - How I define bein' a "Big Dope Celebrity" iz by bein' affiliated with Louisiana rap for tha past 13 1/2 years, since October 11, 2007. I've done just about 2,000 reviewz, released almost 1,000 commercials, aired over 1,000 underground Louisiana rappers on tha radio & my traits of longevity, consistency & determination in tha world of media help make me an underground celeb, still till this today!
"North 20-Nameth Street; I been around (been around)." - Originally not revealin' which street of North 20th - 29th Street I was stayin' at in Baton Rouge, as of 2020, I decided to rap, "North 20-Nameth Street," to make tha people guess. I would stay wit my patna durin' my visits & as of February 2021, my patna moved away from North 26th Street. Still, for me to be "around" tha trenches iz a blessin'; I'm here fa tha undaground!
"Talkin' yo street gossip gon bring yo ass down (bring yo ass down)." - Anytyme somebody wants to throw their "street gossip" (drama) my way, I shut them out; their "ass" gets brought "down" when they lose their opportunity to progress wit ya boy.
"Nu$$ie may done had so much respect (so much respect). But I don't loan mines, homeboy; that's correct (that's correct)." - In Nu$$ie & Baton Rouge's Savage (n.k.a. MobbGod)'s "They Hate My", Nu$$ie raps, "I got so much respect, I could loan you some." When I previously lent "so much respect" to people in tha past, I would always get taken advantage of. Now in my 30's, I choose to only utilize my valuable energy with tha right people.
"What accurate? Yo mind or Corona numbaz (Corona numbaz)?" - This line I wrote can be a toss-up between not trustin' some1's "mind," like "Corona numbaz" theories or for me to accept tha person's "mind" over tha "Corona numbaz" theories.
"Been on green, like Mrs. Smith's ballin' cucumbers (ballin' cucumbers)." - As of August 9, 2002, my mom became a "Smith". When I say, "Been on green," I don't just assume I'm rappin' about tha over-tiring money bullshit. As of September 2009, I try my best to go "green" with how I utilize tha environment. I referenced my mom, "Mrs. Smith" & "cucumbers"--"ballin' cucumbers," that iz--as a reference to her bein' an excellent cook.
"Frank Calhoune & Mike? Dope celebrity (dope celebrity). Walk round BR hoodz like I got tha fuckin' key (got myself tha key)." - Mike & I are both '80s babies in our 30's; I'm one day shy of bein' exactly three years younger than him, as I'm born on June 21, 1988 & he's born on June 22, 1985. We both come from tha Dope Celebrity Family era of 2000's Louisiana rap & we embrace how Nu$$ie would analyze himself as a "dope celebrity."
"Eat shit, take a shit; lemme ease my mind (lemme ease my mind)." - When I wrote this line, you can look at it in two different wayz: "Eat shit" as tha "shit" I ate in jail, from October 23, 2019 - October 28, 2019; "eat shit" as in just using "shit" as a slang term for "stuff". Then, that leads to taking "a shit" to "ease my mind." That's a reference to how I joke around about an unusual pic-takin' trend that Baton Rouge's Q-Red On The Track started on March 30, 2010. He would pull his pants down, showin' his boxers & short/pants, expressin' that he was takin' "a shit." When I post a 'shittin' pic', I tend to use tha caption, "Got too much shit on my mind," to mix two definitions of "shit": lots of thoughts/problems & actual "shit."
"I only fucks wit potent shit, baby; that's how I grind (that's how I grind)." - Bein' autistic, I luv tha potency of weed & edibles. It takes me back to October 25, 2016, when I tried my first CBD gummy; my mind was like, "Okay, just 45 minutes & it gon be on-n-poppin'! (Waits 45 minutes...) ...Nothin'?!" From there, I feel like CBD to me iz useless; I need that THC!!
"F-R-A-N-K-I-E (K-I-E). You know me; big dope celebrity (big dope celebrity)!" - Whether I'm "F-R-A-N-K" Calhoune or "F-R-A-N-K-I-E"ThaLuckyDog, err-body in Baton Rouge & a good portion of online browsers "know me" 'cause I'm a "Big Dope Celebrity!"
FTLD'z Commercial Series #17: #AutisticStonerRapVol1Challenge: Day 08: July 8, 2021
Frankie's 17th commercial series; he's promotin' & showin' luv to his 3rd album, Autistic Stoner Rap, Vol. 1: A Trip To B.R., which iz out now!
This series will go on from July 1, 2021 - September 30, 2021; each month, a different way of promotin' tha album!
Music Playing: Frank Calhoune feat. D-Ray Exclusive "I Hit Tha Lotto (4 G3)" Frank Calhoune feat. DJ B Real "Consecutively, Consistently, Continuously"
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