Review #398: Lil' Wayne "Rebirth"

Reviewed on 2.14.2010 (Review #398)




FrankieThaLuckyDog here on this Valentine's Day... 'Bout ta get into a not-so-Valentine's Day-type of review right now. I finna review Lil' Wayne "Rebirth"; here goes my review. This ain't really Rap... This ain't really Rock... I wonder why I'm even postin' it on Urban sites? Start Time: 10:41 AM | End Time: 11:39 AM


Quick Note: I rate each song from 1.0 – 5.0; each rating iz my own opinion!! I only please myself wit my ratings!! I don’t care how lyrical you are! As long as it’s jammin’ enough for me to like it! I look for beats, then vocals and then lyrics. To determine my favorites, I will differ tha 4.0 ratings (if a song gets at least a 4.0 rating from me, I love it already. If at least a 4.6 rating, I pretty much REALLY LOVE it as it’s considered “mindblowin’” when I hear it) so any song can earn up to a maximum of a 5.0 rating. Anything I type before “ >>> ” iz what I’m sayin’ before I listen to tha song. Anything after I type “ >>> ” iz what I think of tha song while I’m listening to it.

© 2010 CD Review (Review #398) reviewed on 2.14.2010 by FrankieThaLuckyDog. Other than tha main artist or affiliated people with tha main artist, this review iz to not be used in anyone else’s words!

Source (Where I Got Tha CD From): itsbx.com


01. "American Star" Feat. Shanell a.k.a. SNL
Hello there, Saturday Night Live, lol... >>> Sounds like an lol Rock start. Wit tha gay vocals, it sounds like it doesn't make sense. Tha female sounds hot at least on her part. How SMH @ Famous Stranger rippin' off his style wit tha vocals and err-thang, even though he's better... Other than tha hook, this was gay. My Rating: 1.8


02. "Prom Queen" Feat. Shanell a.k.a. SNL
Didn't even know she was tha feature... SMH @ me reviewin' it; EVERYONE KNOWS what I'll rate this!! LOL @ this song not bein' very big, yet originally comin' from a 20 year old perspective, this iz not for my age group! How horrible wit tha sound; this hook iz REAL GAY wit tha title part and tha Fake-Rock sound! Wayne, you should just keep this "imaginary sound" in your head, not in tha music business! Tha verses are just too "underwearful" for me. This and "Stanky Legg" were my worst songs of 2009! My Current Rating: 1.0


03. "Ground Zero"
Looks like a good title but you know I ain't gonna anticipate this... >>> Sounds like an okay intro so far. LOL, are we goin' to tha old school wit tha 40+ second intro? This iz a lil' more interestin' than what I've anticipated wit tha topic (of tha "ground bein' gone") but you know you're soundin' too weird on this. WTF happened on tha 2nd verse? Did somethin' SPARK you?? Are you a vampire on tha 3rd verse wit tha "drink your blood" part? My Rating: 1.4


04. "Da Da Da"
Looks fucked up on tha title... >>> A lil' three year-oldish on tha start... Fucked up style here for tha start, like you're obsessin' tha livin' shit outta this!! Tha fucked up singin' on tha hook sounds like you singin' without givin' a shit. You tryna steal tha Beastie Boys' "funky monkey" shit on tha 2nd verse, smh? SMH @ you sayin' "nigga" on your so-called "Rock" CD. Pointless song... My Rating: 1.0


05. "Paradice"
For spellin' "paradise" as "dice," there BETTA be gamblin' in here!!! >>> Even more fucked up/sad soundin' for a start. How 'bout Blake Lewis, Wayne? He makes "sad songs." Well, my gamblin' prediction sadly iz gone; it's not here! What was tha purpose of tha incorrect spellin' of tha title then? Go cry wit your so-called "hook!" Damn, how many tears you got on your guitar? LOL @ tha regular rappin' on tha 3rd verse... My Rating: 1.2


06. "Get A Life"
Tha title's reflected on you!! You need ta "get a [revived] life;" bring your N.O. sound back!!! >>> LOL, uptempo Wayne here; ROFL!! Weird-ass song wit weird-ass vocals in tha background of tha "fuck youuuuuuuuuu" part in tah hook, ROFL. My Rating: 1.1


07. "On Fire"
This became tha 2nd single... >>> Soundin' like old music in tha beginning... Boring, nothin' special. LOL @ tha "she hot as hell, let's call her Helen" part; shout out ta my mom! My Rating: 1.0


½time: Average CD rating iz 1.2 currently, that's a record for tha lowest!


08. "Drop The World" Feat. Eminem
I heard good about this but I won't say anything but props ta Eminem bein' on it! >>> Sounds random... Tha hook sounds good in tha beginning but tha 2nd 1/2 of it gets cheesy. I rememba hearin' somethin' about Wayne bein' afraid ta work wit Eminem or vise versa? Now, this iz their 2nd collaboration... Sounds like a good introduction from Em and his verse gr8! Nice "sleep on me? That pillow right there..." part! My Rating: 3.3


09. "Runnin'" Feat. Shanell a.k.a. SNL
Looks like your other titles on here. >>> Random 1st verse... Now, I think tha gurl sounds weird on this wit tha Rock beat. Tha 2nd verse was a lil' betta than tha 1st one... My Rating: 1.1


10. "One Way Trip" Feat. Kevin Rudolf
You luv your Rudolf, lol. >>> Not for me; no comment. Tha hook has above average lyrics for a song of yours but weird. Tha rhymes aren't even dat tight shit you had years ago... What happened to your ear-catchin' rhymes? I rather hear a song wit this title if I felt like I was "on a one way trip!" WhyTF it so long of a song? My Rating: 1.0


11. "Knockout" Feat. Nicki Minaj
Prolly be a weird sound... >>> WTF @ this bein' a J.U.S.T.I.C.E. League beat... Here goes your gay vocals again! Nicki sounds like a lil' kid here. This izn't wrestlin' music ta me; wrong vibe! Tha "threw dat ass back" line reminds me of "Lollipop;" WTF @ bringin' it "back!" WTF? Where did tha Nicki Minaj rappin' come outta fa this song? How off guard and weird! This song ain't NEAR ta have a gutta sound!! Damn, iz this gonna end? Why these long songs?? Any song ova four minutes on this CD iz way too long for me! My Rating: 1.0


12. "The Price Is Wrong"
Yes, it iz!! >>> Damn, what's wit you gettin' real wild all of a sudden? Very random here; "okay, okay, okay, okay..." Even though this real wack, I'll rate it a touch higher than some of tha songs on here 'cause it gives a lil' bit of a laugh. Damn, I'm only 2:38 in and it seems like this song has been on for tha past five minutes now! My Rating: 1.3


13. "I'll Die For You"
Damn, it's ova five minutes long... It's a bonus track, so let's see what's up. >>> Sounds like a serious start in tha beat. Here come tha gay vocals... No comment on what's goin' on here but this iz a slightly betta beat; I like how tha hook's beat sounds... No other comments on tha rest of tha song... My Rating: 1.2


14. "I'm So Over You" Feat. Shanell a.k.a. SNL
Tha last song and final bonus track here... >>> Again wit tha weirdness; where's your madness comin' from? I don't need ta comment tha rest... My Rating: 1.0


Overall: No comment. This iz why I don't follow tha mainstream anymore! Baton Rouge all day!!!


Rankings (according to my ratings):

14. "Prom Queen" Feat. Shanell a.k.a. SNL 1.0
13. "Da Da Da" 1.0
12. "I'm So Over You" Feat. Shanell a.k.a. SNL 1.0
11. "On Fire" 1.0
10. "One Way Trip" Feat. Kevin Rudolf 1.0
09. "Knockout" Feat. Nicki Minaj 1.0
08. "Runnin'" Feat. Shanell a.k.a. SNL 1.1
07. "Get A Life" 1.1
06. "Paradice" 1.2
05. "I'll Die For You" 1.2
04. "The Price Is Wrong" 1.3
03. "Ground Zero" 1.4
02. "American Star" Feat. Shanell a.k.a. SNL 1.8
01. "Drop The World" Feat. Eminem 3.3


Average CD Review:

Total Score: 18.4
Total Songs: / 14
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Average CD Rating: 1.3

I believe this iz tha lowest average CD rating eva!