Review #1,110: Stick Alley Boyz "Club Hitz"

Reviewed on 12.26.2011 (Review #1,110)




Time ta review Stick Alley Boyz Club Hitz; Lil’ P.A. iz in tha buildin’ wit this one… Start Time: 1:22 PM | End Time: 1:36 PM


Disclaimer: I rate each song from 1.0 – 5.0; each rating iz my own opinion! I only please myself wit my ratings! I don’t care how lyrical you are, as long as it’s jammin’ enough for me to like it! I look for beats, then vocals, and then lyrics. To determine my favorites, I will differ tha 4.0 ratings. If a song gets at least a 4.0 rating from me, I already love it. If at least a 4.6 rating, I pretty much really love it, as it’s considered mindblowin’ when I hear it! Any song can earn up to a maximum of a 5.0 rating! Anything I type before “ >>> ” iz what I’m sayin’ before I listen to tha song; anything after I type “ >>> ” iz what I think of tha song while I’m listening to it.

© 2011 CD Review (Review #1,110) reviewed on 12.26.2011 by FrankieThaLuckyDog.

Link To CD: lil'p.a,drako,li't.c,neno,grizey,young thugga,lilrivers,junior - Stick Alley Boyz/Lil'P.A Ent.~Club Hitz~ // Free Mixtape @ DatPiff.com


01. “Jigg’n Lik A Pro (Clean)” (Lil’ Rivers, Young Thugga & Drako)
Clean? Iz tha dirty version on here? *Checks* No; shit! Where’s tha “A” in tha title? >>> What’s up wit tha baby in tha beginning? Yea, I gon put an “A” in tha title. This iz pretty good, although tha hook sounds like white rap music… Definitely 0% lyrical, here, but it goes for a jam… My Rating: 3.7


02. “Oh Dey Like These (Clean)” (Young Thugga Feat. Lil’ P.A.)
Anotha clean version? Guess it’s good for tha radio show… >>> Oh no, gayness wit tha beat tag of Lil’ P.A. in tha beginning! Why can’t that whole thing be taken out tha song? Should be considered, “fuck, shit, shit, fuck;” you know, like, cussin’! Hook sounds a lil’ cool wit tha mysterious voice, on tha 1^st ½ of it, and it still sounds good. Whoa, what’s up wit all tha “swag” shit in tha 2^nd verse? I’d be more ashamed ta talk about that than tabs; learn!! Definitely a horrible 2^nd verse; glad I’m not born in tha ‘90s! Lil’ P.A. ain’t too bad on tha 3^rd—“goose in my cup”? I think I betta end this song, right now; I don’t buy teenage drinkin’! My Rating: 3.6


03. “Sickest In The Town (Clean)” (Grizey Feat. Neno & Lil’ P.A.)
>>> No, not a different beat tag—NO BEAT TAG!!! I feel like people are hella insecure if they gotta use a beat tag to tell their person they produced it. I don’t use beat tags; why can’t people be different? Beat has cool sounds, here, but tha vibe iz so boring; where’s tha energy? My Rating: 3.5


04. “She Act’n Bad (Clean)” (Lil’ P.A. Feat. Young Thugga)
My Current Rating: 3.9


05. “Rollin’ All Week (Clean)” (Lil’ P.A. Feat. Drako & Lady Di)
My Current Rating: 4.4


½time: Wow, only a 3.8 for tha CD rating? That’s good, but not tha excitement I expected…


06. “I Gotchu (Clean)” (Drako, Neno & Junior)
>>> How sour! Junior = Lil’ Junior, or someone else? Not for me… My Rating: 2.7


07. “Let Me Rock, Let Me Roll” (Young Thugga & Lil’ P.A.)
My Current Rating: 4.0


08. “My Baby Girl” (Young Thugga Feat. Grizey & Lil’ P.A.)
>>> I don’t like this beat tag, either. Plus, why iz this beat on a soft level? There’s some okay sounds, but even if you gotta use a beat tag (uh, I wanna throw up when I say, “beat tag;” where in tha fuck did dat shit start? How? When?!), at least make sure it’s a tight one, not sour or soft… Well, hearin’ it on tha verses and it’s okay, wit a lil’ slow tip. Tha rhymes are aight, but they’re soft! My Rating: 3.2


09. “Off Da Meter” (Lil’ P.A., Young Thugga, Stick Alley Red & Joy-Joy)
My Current Rating: 4.3


10. “Swagg On Maxx” (Lady Di)
>>> Fuck-to-tha-fuck-to-tha-fuck-to-tha-fuck!!! That 1^st beat tag!!! Bad enough I had ta see dis dumb word, “swag,” in tha title; so far from my generation! No feedback; at least it ain’t a dude, though! My Rating: 1.7


11. “Throw A Stack” (Grizey, Drako & Lil’ P.A.)
>>> That fuckin’ beat tag again; why all tha insecurities? Insecurities!! Nearly every song on my iPod does not have a beat tag in it!! This ain’t that bad of a song, but what’s a “stack” ta you? Tell me tha truth! I neva had “a stack” ‘til I was in college! My Rating: 3.6


Overall: Hmm, not how I expected; only three songs were 4.0s or higher? Prolly gotta lay off tha typical, 2010s bullshit content that every single rapper talks about in every single song that comes out!


Rankings:

11. “Swagg On Maxx” 1.7
10. “I Gotchu” 2.7
09. “My Baby Girl” 3.2
08. “Sickest In The Town” 3.5
07. “Oh Dey Like These” 3.6
06. “Throw A Stack” 3.6
05. “Jigg’n Lik A Pro” 3.7
04. “She Act’n Bad” 3.9
03. “Let Me Rock, Let Me Roll” 4.0
02. “Off Da Meter” 4.3
01. “Rollin’ All Week” 4.4


Average CD Rating Review:

Total Score: 38.6
Total Songs: / 11
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Average CD Rating: 3.5