Review #1,294: K-Chill Presents "Louisiana Gorillaz Vol. 2"

Reviewed on 6.27.2013 (Review #1,294)

Got anotha review up next: Gorillaville Records’ K-Chill Presents Louisiana Gorillaz Vol. 2! Although I’m excited for this, I have to admit, why wasn’t I notified about this CD? It came out October 25, 2012, and I found it on my own, a few weeks ago? Not a good look! But, I gon enjoy a video game while I review this… Start Time: 5:05 PM | End Time: 5:46 PM

Disclaimer: I rate each song from 1.0 – 5.0; each rating iz my own opinion! I only please myself wit my ratings! I don’t care how lyrical you are, as long as it’s jammin’ enough for me to like it! I look for beats, then vocals, and then lyrics. To determine my favorites, I will differ tha 4.0 ratings. If a song gets at least a 4.0 rating from me, I love it already. If at least a 4.6 rating, I pretty much really love it, as it’s considered mindblowin’ when I hear it! Any song can earn up to a maximum of a 5.0 rating. Anything I type before “ >>> ” iz what I’m sayin’ before I listen to tha song; anything after I type “ >>> ” iz what I think of tha song while I’m listening to it. If you use tha word “swag” frequently, have auto-tune in your vocals, or talk about nothin’ but money and hoes 100,000x (which I consider ‘typical’ topics), I’m not buyin’ it! After I was robbed by an artist who claimed they “get money,” hearin’ about how much you “got money” and anything “money” really bothers me. If you have not done business wit me before, I won’t tolerate “money” talk in tha music!!

© 2013 CD Review (Review #1,294) reviewed on 6.27.2013 by FrankieThaLuckyDog.

Link To CD: http://www.datpiff.com/-Louisiana-Gorillaz-Vol2-mixtape.410517.html

01. K-Chill “Intro”
Let’s hear what ya got! >>> True shit; exactly how I feel when I show luv ta artists! LOL @ half tha intro bein’ silence! My Rating: N/A

02. Pugg “Like Ugh”

Let’s see what this dude gon bring… >>> I like tha sirens in tha beginning… Sounds like a different/younger version of K-Chill… Good lyrics in tha 1^st verse; great job reppin’ tha streetz! Nice hook; feelin’ dat “ugh;” ugh!! Hearin’ tha 2^nd verse, and this dude sounds nice and focused; great mind! Tha 3^rd verse started off a lil’ money-like, but it’s startin’ ta sound betta wit tha rhymes! My Rating: 4.3

03. Lil’ Russ Feat. T.Barker “Loose Booty”

This July 10’ll mark 4 years since I’ve been waitin’ for Russ to call me back; wonder what’s takin’ so long?? Anyway, lookin’ forward ta hearin’ this…! >>> Beat and hook sounds a lil’ simple, but good, so far… Okay, by tha last “loose booty” in tha hook, I think this gon be catchy… Hearin’ Russ on tha 1^st verse, and I’m likin’ how he sounds on this; good job wit this… T.Barker (almost thought it was T-Ratchet)’s on tha 2^nd verse, and it sounds catchy… Iz it me, or there are no virgins in Louisiana? Like, how does everyone master sex? My Rating: 4.4

04. K-Chill “Prelude 1”

!!! >>> I totally agree wit this shit! My spin on this iz how peeps don’t acknowledge my shit, but they like mainstream shit like 2 Chainz or Rick Ross on YouTube. It’s like, WTF? That ain’t Louisiana!! Everything I do iz for Louisiana, and tha artists themselves don’t even show tha luv, smh!! But yea, real nice, real skit, but why tha minute of silence at tha end, again? My Rating: N/A

05. Soulja Jay Feat. Jayyeestarrr “Marathons”

Production from Kace Jones, here; lookin’ forward ta hearin’! >>> Nice start; sounds good, except all tha “money” references… People still bringin’ up tha “R. Kelly” shit from 11 years ago? I mean, you guys lose your virginity like it’s nothin’, so I don’t see why you’d care about an under-18-aged girl… Anyway, hook sounds good; lots of great, repetitive shit! Let’s hear this 2^nd verse… This Jay dude sounds okay; I think everybody’s on a “swag” tip, which ain’t that exciting for me… Tha 3^rd verse sounds great wit tha alternatin’ between tha verse; good job, guys! My Rating: 4.5

06. G.Lynn “Love”

>>> WTF @ this R&B shit on here? Not a “gorilla” vibe at all! I thought she was a rapper? *Skips to 1:00* Okay, there’s rappin’; boring for this CD, and it’s clean! Fuck this! My Rating: 1.0

07. K-Chill “Prelude 2”

Yes! >>> Good to promote gettin’ on future Louisiana Gorillaz CDs! My Rating: N/A

08. King Ryce “I’m So Tired”

>>> Anotha garbage-ass R&B song, WTF?! Rappin’ okay, but this iz way too soft for this CD! Too long, too! Just endin’ this after tha 1^st verse! My Rating: 1.2

½time: This CD was at a 4.4-rated CD ‘til those two garbage R&B songs came in… Now, it’s at a 3.1 for tha CD rating. Too bad those two songs ruined this review, but we’ll try to get back up there…

09. K-Chill “Somebody Gone Fuck”
My Current Rating: 4.5

10. Fullgrown Feat. Leezy & King Chris “We Don’t Talk To ‘Em”

My Current Rating: 4.0

11. Big Blaze “I Betcha”
LOL @ an ’06 song bein’ on here!! My Current Rating: 4.7

12. Pook Da Truth “I’m On Fire”

>>> Ehh, hook’s a lil’ strange, Shawty Lo-like wit tha holdin’ notes… Rhymes are okay; why iz this song 5:15? What a turn-off!! Should’ve just been 3:00! Tha 3^rd verse sounds a lil’ cocky when “tha realest in tha game” was said. I hate when people claim they’re “tha best;” it’s so played out, and it’s neva true!! My Rating: 3.4

13. Bat “Package”

>>> Doesn’t sound Louisiana ta me; sounds like a mainstream 2 Chainz or somethin’… Tha hook sounds kinda mainstream, too… I thought this was Louisiana Gorillaz? It’s startin’ ta sound a lil’ betta, but I dunno about me makin’ this a priority… Now, tha 3^rd verse iz startin’ ta sound shitty… When will we eliminate tha “money,” tha “haters,” tha “hoes,” and all dat shit? My Rating: 3.2

14. K-Chill “Prelude 3”
>>> I feel ya wit those dudes “sittin’ behind tha computer!” However, it’s different wit autistic peeps like me, who don’t have peeps to go out with… But, I do get out there and do my video thang, so at least I have somethin’… And yea, gotta hate those “YouTube” dickriders/actin’ cocky over views! My Rating: N/A

15. Pipe Feat. Colby Co “Bitch-Nigga”

>>> Not bad for tha hook; hope this hood topic doesn’t turn into money and shit… Hearin’ tha 1^st verse, and I’m likin’ tha “dark” vibe/rhymes; good shit… Hearin’ tha 2^nd verse, and it sounds good, too… My Rating: 3.7

16. Aquad “Tic Toc Wit It”

>>> Almost like a bounce vibe, here; interestin’… Nice long beginning wit tha hook, here… Luv how this didn’t even change up one bit; now, that’s different!!! My Rating: 4.0

17. Oxx Montana Feat. Nebu & T.Barker “Hustle For Life”

Lookin’ forward ta this collaboration endin’ it off!! >>> Bad start wit tha female singin’ in tha beginning… Tha hook ain’t too bad wit tha female, as well as a male singer… Let’s hear this 1^st verse… This iz more like it wit this voice and delivery! Good shit!! T.Barker on tha 2^nd verse… I’m feelin’ what he comin’ through, and I hope I see some of his “money” soon! Nice rhymes; great collaboration! Despite tha start, I was definitely feelin’ tha rhymes, so this passed for me! My Rating: 4.3

Overall: An okay CD, overall. It would’ve been better without tha R&B; that ain’t street at all, to me! But, shout out ta those that did tha damn thang!

Rankings:

13.       G.Lynn “Love” 1.0

12.       King Ryce “I’m So Tired” 1.2

11.        Bat “Package” 3.2

10.       Pook Da Truth “I’m On Fire” 3.4

09.       Pipe Feat. Colby Co “Bitch-Nigga” 3.7

08.       Fullgrown Feat. Leezy & King Chris “We Don’t Talk To ‘Em” 4.0

07.       Aquad “Tic Toc Wit It” 4.0

06.       Pugg “Like Ugh” 4.3

05.       Oxx Montana Feat. Nebu & T.Barker “Hustle For Life” 4.3

04.       Lil’ Russ Feat. T.Barker “Loose Booty” 4.4

03.    Soulja Jay Feat. Jayyeestarrr “Marathons” 4.5

02.    K-Chill “Somebody Gone Fuck” 4.5

01.    Big Blaze “I Betcha” 4.7

Average CD Rating Review:

Total Score:                      47.2

Total Songs:                      / 13

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Average CD Rating:       3.6