Friday, June 28, 2013

Review #1,295: Joe Wit Da Dreadz "Star Dat Vol. 3"

Reviewed on 6.28.2013 (Review #1,295)


Time ta get into anotha review: Star Dat Entertainment’s Joe Wit Da Dreadz Star Dat Vol. 3; looks like a bounce compilation, so I’m lookin’ forward ta this! However, this CD adds up to 1:23:59; guess it neva sold any copies in tha streetz, since it’s 3:59 over tha maximum CD length? Start Time: 4:53 PM | End Time: 6:22 PM


Disclaimer: I rate each song from 1.0 – 5.0; each rating iz my own opinion! I only please myself wit my ratings! I don’t care how lyrical you are, as long as it’s jammin’ enough for me to like it! I look for beats, then vocals, and then lyrics. To determine my favorites, I will differ tha 4.0 ratings. If a song gets at least a 4.0 rating from me, I love it already. If at least a 4.6 rating, I pretty much really love it, as it’s considered mindblowin’ when I hear it! Any song can earn up to a maximum of a 5.0 rating. Anything I type before “ >>> ” iz what I’m sayin’ before I listen to tha song; anything after I type “ >>> ” iz what I think of tha song while I’m listening to it. If you use tha word “swag” frequently, have auto-tune in your vocals, or talk about nothin’ but money and hoes 100,000x (which I consider ‘typical’ topics), I’m not buyin’ it! After I was robbed by an artist who claimed they “get money,” hearin’ about how much you “got money” and anything “money” really bothers me. If you have not done business wit me before, I won’t tolerate “money” talk in tha music!!

© 2013 CD Review (Review #1,295) reviewed on 6.28.2013 by FrankieThaLuckyDog.



01. “Star Dat Vol. 3 (Intro)”
Let’s see how we gon kick it off!! >>> Nice intro, wit a The Fugees “Ready Or Not”-type beat mix, here… Female goin’ nuts on this bounce beat (Keedy Black?)! Sounds just as great as rundatbeatradio.com!! Now, tha beat in tha background switched up to some female R&B, Melanie Fiona-type; diggin’ it! Not exactly sure of tha female; if I don’t know tha artist, I just gon leave tha artist blank, until further notice. Of course, I must rate this intro!! My Rating: 4.4


02. Ciara “Body Party (Joe Wit Da Dreadz Mix)”
Let’s see what we got here… >>> Hearin’ tha intro, and I have a feelin’ this iz Ciara… Yup, I was right: “Body Party”, tha real title iz. Nice vibe between tha bounce kicks vs. tha “My Boo” beat. Great blend, overall, can’t complain… Not only am I rating tha mixes, but I’m also scoring these ratings off of how much I like tha actual song, too. As for this song, originally, it’s just okay for me… My Rating: 3.7


03. Walkalot Girls 8wd Rock St. Rock
I’m basing these IDs off of tha DatPiff tracklisting, so I’m not sure if I’m spelling names wrong… >>> Luv it!! Run Dat Beat-type ish!! Wow, haven’t heard tha word “duffy” in a minute, sadly; glad it’s on here! My Rating: 4.5


04. Fantasia “Lose To Win (Joe Wit Da Dreadz Mix)”
>>> Haven’t been followin’ tha mainstream circuit in four years, so I’m not sure what song this iz… Luckily, there’s YouTube! *Checks* Fantasia, I see; sounds great wit this bounce vibe!! My Rating: 4.2


05. Calliope Ceedy “Goonie Gang”
A newbie, I believe, for me! >>> Feelin’ tha 504 sound in tha voice in tha beginning! LOL @ this “Goonie Gang;” gotta luv it!! Almost sounds like Frankie J “Don’t Wanna Try” in tha background/tha song he sampled… Now, it almost sounds like Ciara appeared in tha song… My Rating: 4.7


06. “Bad (Joe Wit Da Dreadz Mix)”
Don’t tell me this MJ… >>> Good, it ain’t; not sure who it iz, but it sounds like Nina Sky… I know it ain’t them, but this female rappin’ sounds great, too! LOL @ all tha repeatin’ of “dick like a bike,” ROFL… Nice lil’ endin’ from Magnolia Shorty, shoutin’ out “JoeWitDaDreadz!!” My Rating: 3.8


07. Monsta Witda Fade “Bop”
‘Bout ta get inta this one, but my ass iz callin’ me; have ta take a shit real quick! *Takes a shit at 5:12 PM…* *Returns at 5:16 PM…* Wow, that was quick… Anyway, onta this Monsta who has a fade! >>> Takin’ “it back ta Texas;” are we reppin’ “Texas”? Let’s see, here… Of course, tha bounce vibe iz there, so everyone blends in like they from tha 504 like it’s nothin’! Anyway, this short but sweet; nice and consistent!! My Rating: 4.3


08. Future Feat. Kelly Rowland & Keedy Black “Neva End (Joe Wit Da Dreadz Mix)”
I know this song… Pure garbage, but let’s see if this bounce vibe wit Keedy Black can save it! >>> Sounds better… Almost sounds like me listenin’ to tha mixshows I would listen to, back in 2001 & 2002! Great bounce vibe, but those Future parts are gross, still… Too bad my rating gon be low ‘cause of his dumb-ass… My Rating: 2.6


09. Frankyboy Murdafeen “Booty Box”
Lookin’ forward ta hearin’ this one!! Comeback song, despite havin’ some great songs last year? Lookin’ forward!! >>> Luv it already; sounds like all tha other songs on here, blendin’ nicely! Luv all those “box” parts! Nice ward reppin’, non-stop! Can’t wait ta add this one to my playlist, too! I know I got this CD shortly before your birthday, but now that it’s shortly after your birthday, I wanna say, “Happy late birthday,” Murdafeen!! Keep makin’ music!! Also, nice “Ready Or Not” blend sounds, once again! My Rating: 4.8


10. Rihanna Feat. Future “Loveeeeeee Song (Joe Wit Da Dreadz Mix)”
Rihanna and dumb-ass Future’s song? >>> Yup, hearin’ tha garbage voice in tha beginning from Future… And, it’s actually spelled “Loveeeeeee Song”, wit seven “E”s, lol. Good Rihanna parts ova this JWDD mix, but Future makes me wanna throw up! BTW, why does this song get four-and-a-half minutes? SMH! My Rating: 2.3


11. Lady Red “Say Hello”
New joint by her! >>> Sounds nice wit all her “smokin’” lines! Nice “Ready Or Not” beats, as well as “Good Times” in tha background, speakin’ of 2002! I must be psychic when doin’ these reviewz ‘cause whateva I flashback to, somethin’ of that era appears in tha review, lol! I took a shit in tha middle of tha Big Wayne Antisocial review, a few weeks ago, and he had a line, sayin’, “Shittin’ on,” haterz or somethin’, lol! My Rating: 4.3


12. Justin Timberlake “Suit & Tie (Joe Wit Da Dreadz Mix)”
LOL… >>> Good bounce mix, lol; have to admit, I like hearin’ tha clear vocals… My Rating: 4.0


½time: I’m feelin’ this bounce CD!! I don’t even mind how tha Future songs blend wit this ‘cause this shit ain’t wack at all!! A 4.0-rated CD, currently; keep this shit up!


13. DSJ (Darkskinn Jamaine) “Good Goobly Goo”
Let’s hear it! >>> Nice bounce song about tha “booty,” lol! Sounds like this song lasts forever, but it’s cool… My Rating: 3.9


14. StardatJ3 “Busint It Loose”
This one iz on tha DatPiff player, but not in tha folder when I downloaded it… Lemme rip it so I have it… >>> Likin’ tha “busint it loose” repeatin’!! Even got a female R&B singer toward tha mid-end… My Rating: 4.3


15. StardatJ3 “1st 48 Killer”
Two-play? >>> Not bad wit tha reggae sound, but a major turn-off wit a T-Pain/a-tune sound! First wack song on this CD—wacker than tha Future shit! I would’ve skipped it immediately, but because this iz a bounce CD/not bad, so far, I’m puttin’ up wit this BS… I mean, it’s kinda catchy wit that “beauty” line, but I can’t take this serious… My Rating: 1.9


16. Yung Naka Feat. Crowd Mova Crystal “Rocky Balboa”
Not sure how many peeps are on this song, but I considered it three; let’s see if I’m right… >>> I was wrong; Crowd Mova Crystal iz one person… Nice song fa tha hoes, here… Not much ta say; good, repetitive song fa tha hoes… My Rating: 3.6


17. Xscape “Do You Want To (Joe Wit Da Dreadz Mix)”
Lookin’ on YouTube, and iz this Xscape? Let’s hear it… >>> Tha vibe sounds like it’s them; sounds very different ta be bounced out, lol! Kinda on tha long side, here (5:45)… My Rating: 3.0


18. Walkalot Girls Bounty Hunt
Again? >>> I hear some Jill Scott “He Loves Me (Lyzel In E Flat)” vocals in tha background; nice mix, includin’ this bounce vibe, once again!! LOL, imagine if it repeated “cunt” instead of “hunt,” lol? Crazy! My Rating: 3.8


19. Tamia “So Into You (Joe Wit Da Dreadz Mix)”
Let’s see, here… >>> Well, it’s Tamia, with a “You” at tha end of tha title! Nice blend; as always wit tha slow jamz, it sounds nice and very random! Endin’ wit an acapella, lol… My Rating: 3.9


20. Walkalot Feat. StardatJ3 & Yung Tay “Bend It Over”
I think Joe Wit Da Dreadz iz tha main artist; I’m not sure, but let’s see… >>> Disgusting start! Well, it’s a female rapper, here, rappin’ on tha 1st verse; feelin’ tha rhymes, anticipatin’ sex, lol! Tha 2nd verse ain’t too bad, here… I know it says, “Featuring Walkalot, etc.,” but I just gon consider it Walkalot’s song… My Rating: 1.0


21. Changing Faces “Stroke You Up (Joe Wit Da Dreadz Mix)”
Looks like Changing Faces; was just thinkin’ ‘bout them not too long ago, with their “That Other Woman” song from 2000… Let’s hear what this mix gon sound like… Just like tha Tamia one, it has that slow vibe, though I dunno if I can handle tha 5:07 length… Either way, I thought this was good, but long… My Rating: 4.0


22. Iccy Baby “Should Have Known”
>>> Sounds good for a female rapper… Almost sounds like Keyshia Cole on tha hook; nice combination wit tha bounce vibe, here… My Rating: 3.8


23. Damian Marley “Love Like (Joe Wit Da Dreadz Reggae Mix)”
>>> Sounds like Damian “Jr. Gong” Marley; good sound, here! My Rating: 4.3


24. 3rd Wd Poo “Ride That Dick”
>>> LOL @ Beyoncé and her “Countdown” in tha sample, here, as far as ridin’ “that dick,” lol… And also, 2002’s comin’ back in this one, wit Donell Jones “You Know That I Love You” randomly appearin’… My Rating: 4.1


25. Iccy Baby Feat. Big Juicy “Bounce All Around”
Hate ta hear this CD gon end… >>> Back wit tha Jill Scott vocals in tha background, lol… This sounds good fa rappin’ ova a bounce beat, once again. My Rating: 4.2


Overall: Thought this was a great CD; finally, I reviewed a current bounce CD!! Great selection of current artists, as well as remixes of flashback jointz! Keep up tha great work, Mr. Dreadz!!


Rankings:

25.       Walkalot Feat. StardatJ3 & Yung Tay “Bend It Over” 1.0
24.       StardatJ3 “1st 48 Killer” 1.9
23.       Rihanna Feat. Future “Loveeeeeee Song (Joe Wit Da Dreadz Mix)” 2.3
22.       Future Feat. Kelly Rowland & Keedy Black “Neva End (Joe Wit Da Dreadz Mix)” 2.6
21.       Xscape “Do You Want To (Joe Wit Da Dreadz Mix)” 3.0
20.       Yung Naka Feat. Crowd Mova Crystal “Rocky Balboa” 3.6
19.       Ciara “Body Party (Joe Wit Da Dreadz Mix)” 3.7
18.       “Bad (Joe Wit Da Dreadz Mix)” 3.8
17.       Iccy Baby “Should Have Known” 3.8
16.       Walkalot Girls Bounty Hunt” 3.8
15.       Tamia “So Into You (Joe Wit Da Dreadz Mix)” 3.9
14.       DSJ (Darkskinn Jamaine) “Good Goobly Goo” 3.9
13.       Changing Faces “Stroke You Up (Joe Wit Da Dreadz Mix)” 4.0
12.       Justin Timberlake “Suit & Tie (Joe Wit Da Dreadz Mix)” 4.0
11.        3rd Wd Poo “Ride That Dick” 4.1
10.       Iccy Baby Feat. Big Juicy “Bounce All Around” 4.2
09.       Fantasia “Lose To Win (Joe Wit Da Dreadz Mix)” 4.2
08.       StardatJ3 “Busint It Loose” 4.3
07.       Monsta Witda Fade “Bop” 4.3
06.       Damian Marley “Love Like (Joe Wit Da Dreadz Reggae Mix)” 4.3
05.       Lady Red “Say Hello” 4.3
04.       “Star Dat Vol. 3 (Intro)” 4.4
03.    Walkalot Girls 8wd Rock St. Rock” 4.5
02.    Calliope Ceedy “Goonie Gang” 4.7
01.    Frankyboy Murdafeen “Booty Box” 4.8


Average CD Rating Review:

Total Score:                      93.4
Total Songs:                      / 25
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Average CD Rating:       3.7

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