Reviewed
on 10.15.2009
(Review #318)
It’s ya boy FrankieThaLuckyDog, back nearly 12 hours later for tha next review.
I got low anticipation for it, so I’ma just get into it. Here’s my review for RoyDezzy
RoyDezzyana: Ride Or Die. Start Time: 7:52 PM | End Time:
8:30 PM
Disclaimer: I rate each song from 1.0 – 5.0; each rating iz my own opinion! I only please myself wit my ratings! I don’t care how lyrical you are, as long as it’s jammin’ enough for me to like it! I look for beats, then vocals, and then lyrics. To determine my favorites, I will differ tha 4.0 ratings. If a song gets at least a 4.0 rating from me, I love it already. If at least a 4.6 rating, I pretty much really love it, as it’s considered mindblowin’ when I hear it! Any song can earn up to a maximum of a 5.0 rating. Anything I type before “ >>> ” iz what I’m sayin’ before I listen to tha song; anything after I type “ >>> ” iz what I think of tha song while I’m listening to it. If you sound like anything too mainstream for me or have auto-tune in your vocals, I’m not buyin’ it!
Disclaimer: I rate each song from 1.0 – 5.0; each rating iz my own opinion! I only please myself wit my ratings! I don’t care how lyrical you are, as long as it’s jammin’ enough for me to like it! I look for beats, then vocals, and then lyrics. To determine my favorites, I will differ tha 4.0 ratings. If a song gets at least a 4.0 rating from me, I love it already. If at least a 4.6 rating, I pretty much really love it, as it’s considered mindblowin’ when I hear it! Any song can earn up to a maximum of a 5.0 rating. Anything I type before “ >>> ” iz what I’m sayin’ before I listen to tha song; anything after I type “ >>> ” iz what I think of tha song while I’m listening to it. If you sound like anything too mainstream for me or have auto-tune in your vocals, I’m not buyin’ it!
© 2009 CD Review (Review #318)
reviewed on 10.15.2009 by FrankieThaLuckyDog.
01. Intro (RoyDezzyana: Ride Or Die)
Only 9 seconds… 18 songs on here, and this CD’s like just over a ½ hour long. >>> Okay then, let’s begin! My Rating: N/A
02. “Can’t Be Touched (Freestyle)”
Wit 59 seconds of rappin’, let’s see… >>> Sounds like a lion in tha beginning, lol. It iz a lion; what gon happen? Maybe it’s a tiger ‘cause you said, “stripes like a tiger.” Decent soundin’ for a start. Yup, “strapped like a condom,” lol. My Rating: 3.6
03. “Ice Cream Paint Job (Freestyle)”
I just had JBEE, also a Donaldsonville representa like you, rap on this beat also today, lol. Let’s see how you do on it. >>> Still soundin’ aight for a start, but I would say it’s betta than tha 1st song on here. Tha raps are just okay here. Prolly could’ve had more rappin’ at tha end than talkin’. Neva mind, tha hook repeated wit about 30 seconds remainin’. My Rating: 3.4
04. “I Get Money (Freestyle)”
You’ll plummet tha rating if this iz over tha 50 Cent beat!! Then again, this iz ’09, so izn’t it mainly ’09 beats? >>> WTF? I called it?!? PLUMMETIN’ RATING NOW!!! LET FUCKIN’ 07 DIE ALREADY!!! I can’t really feel tha raps that much here, although they’re still on tha decent level. Still, tha beat destroyed it! My Rating: 1.8
05. “Halo (Freestyle)”
DatPiff didn’t include it in tha folder, so it’s a skip, unfortunately. It doesn’t count towards tha average CD rating (there’s 2 other ones). However, WHO freestyles on Beyonce’s “Halo” beat?!?!? My Rating: N/A
EDIT: I went to tha DatPiff preview, and decided ta listen… >>> Sounds stupid; why this beat? I don’t get it; “you and your drink?” My Rating: 1.2
06. “I’m Goin’ In (Freestyle)”
What do we got this time? >>> What tha hell, it’s much louder? Tha beat iz a lil’ better here, and tha rappin’s a lil’ betta. I like your “rat” line; that’s a plus. Auto-Tune just ruined it at :57; minus at least A WHOLE POINT on tha rating!! My Rating: 2.7
07. “Juice (Freestyle)”
Not an OJ Da Juiceman freestyle, right? I’ll LOL… >>> I rememba this beat, whateva Pop Rap song it was… I just don’t rememba tha artist/title, lol. Nothin’ really excitin’ in tha 1st verse, so this iz just “______” (nothin’ ta say) feedback from me. My Rating: 2.9
08. “My Love (Freestyle)”
Only 1:21 (glad they’re short)! >>> I thought it was gonna be JT & T.I., but it’s Dream & Mariah Carey’s song. Nearly forgot about this song from this year; that’s how long tha year has been… Anyway, this sux in your case ‘cause I’m not really into hearin’ Louisiana people on beats like this. Tha hook iz odd also. My Rating: 2.1
09. “Maybach Music 2 (Freestyle)”
LOL @ tha beat choice! Then again, this iz tha 2nd of 3 DatPiff songs that were taken off this CD’s folder. My Rating: N/A
EDIT: On DatPiff’s player, I’m hearin’ it now… >>> Yuck! Auto-Tune!! No babyish soundin’, please! My Rating: 1.0
½time: Yucky start for me. It’s really short, so I guess you was just playin’ around. Average CD rating iz currently 2.8.
EDIT: Afta actually reviewin’ #5 & #9, tha average CD rating dropped ta 2.3.
10. “Still Alive”
No more freestyles, lol? It has ta be ‘cause it’s 1:54. >>> Wow, it’s an Auto-Tune start! Terrible hook, and now, tha 1st verse: You’re “tired of burpin’;” okay! No feedback needed! My Rating: 1.2
11. “My Perfect Pornstar”
Didn’t you have a similar title like this? I don’t rememba, but it’s LONG now (3:11 on tha length)! Yea, that’s TOO long for you! >>> Iz this an original beat? Sounds like it’s your own Pop music. Okay, Auto-Tune ruined it for tha hook; anotha below 1.9 rated song I’m assumin’! Yea, tha hook iz on its Pop tip; do you “F You Seek A” like Britney, lol? Can’t comment on tha 1st verse, and it sounds like you just zoned out in this song. Oh yes, it ended! My Rating: 1.4
12. “Swag Surfin’ (Freestyle)”
Here we go… >>> I had a feelin’ you were gonna do Auto-Tune, but I almost thought this song was kinda swaggy for you. NO! No “choppa on deck” wit tha Auto-Tune; it DOESN’T FIT!! Go get “a pamper” ‘cause tha Auto-Tune won’t cut it (just like you said about tha “pamper”)! Absoultely NOTHIN’ goin’ on wit this one! My Rating: 1.0
13. “You Make Me Better (Freestyle)”
Looks like anotha gay song, yet, it’s only 44 seconds! >>> ??? @ tha fade-in intro. Oh fuckin’ NO! Not tha Fabolous/Ne-Yo “Make Me Better” song; tha ’07 dayz are GONE!! GONE, GONE, GONE!!! Those dayz are ROASTED now, and NEVA comin’ back!! Oh, it ended that quick? I didn’t even say anything about tha rappin’! My Rating: 1.0
14. “I’m Still Fly (Freestyle)”
Tha 3rd DatPiff removed song. I don’t know what it could’ve been… My Rating: N/A
EDIT: Let’s see what dis beat iz… >>> Iz this tha “Beep” beat? I don’t even know, but it sounds like random rappin’… Yea, I don’t think I know tha original (I don’t think it’s “Beep”), but nothin’ really goin’ on wit this one. My Rating: 2.0
15. “Wetter”
WHY 4:17 on tha length?!? Why not 41 seconds?!? >>> Why didn’t DatPiff remove this? It has tha “Wetter” female in tha beginning! No Auto-Tune here, but there’s nothin’ really goin’ on here. I hear sexual lyrics, and that’s it. Yea, why didn’t DatPiff remove this? I thought they were good at removin’ original version samples? It may be a sex scene on tha 2nd verse, but tha expressions are nothin’. I wish it would end already!! My Rating: 1.3
16. “Turn My Swagg On (Freestyle)”
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 3:26 ON THA LENGTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! >>> Okay, HORRIBLE Auto-Tune in tha beginning! I’m just gonna stop it, skip it, and go to tha next song! *Stops @ :29!* My Rating: 1.0
17. “You’re A Jerk (Freestyle)”
ANOTHA HORRIBLE ONE; 2 BACK 2 BACK!!! Even worse: You spelled “you’re” as “YOUR;” WTF?!? >>> More Auto-Tune, huh? I’m gonna end it again as soon as your verse starts! *Stops @ :35!* My Rating: 1.0
18. “Successful (Freestyle)”
You WON’T be “successful” wit your Auto-Tune!! >>> WHY DIDN’T DATPIFF DELETE THIS ONE TOO?!? Tha original hook iz in this, so DatPiff should have tha rights of deletin’ it!! No Auto-Tune, so I’ll listen… Why do you have a near-Drake imitation of tha voice here on tha 1st verse? Why you want forgiveness when you had all dat Auto-Tune shit before?!? Either way, very boring for me! I think I gon actually see if DatPiff has a 30 second sample of tha skipped songs so I can low rate them! My Rating: 1.5
Overall: And it deserved ta be ova! I got anotha CD from you ta review though up next (Vol. 2 ta this CD). I’m sure it’s betta; you fluctuate between wack and a lil’ below average when it comes ta dis shit.
Rankings (according to my ratings):
17. “Turn My Swagg On (Freestyle)” 1.0
16. “You’re A Jerk (Freestyle)” 1.0
15. “Maybach Music 2 (Freestyle)” 1.0
14. “You Make Me Better (Freestyle)” 1.0
13. “Swag Surfin’ (Freestyle)” 1.0
12. “Still Alive” 1.2
11. “Halo (Freestyle)” 1.2
10. “Wetter” 1.3
09. “My Perfect Pornstar” 1.4
08. “Successful (Freestyle)” 1.5
07. “I Get Money (Freestyle)” 1.8
06. “I’m Still Fly (Freestyle)” 2.0
05. “My Love (Freestyle)” 2.1
04. “I’m Goin’ In (Freestyle)” 2.7
03. “Juice (Freestyle)” 2.9
02. “Ice Cream Paint Job (Freestyle)” 3.4
01. “Can’t Be Touched (Freestyle)” 3.6
Average CD Review:
Total Score: 30.1
Total Songs: / 17
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Average CD Rating: 1.8
^ I believe 3.6 iz tha lowest rating for a top song, lol.
01. Intro (RoyDezzyana: Ride Or Die)
Only 9 seconds… 18 songs on here, and this CD’s like just over a ½ hour long. >>> Okay then, let’s begin! My Rating: N/A
02. “Can’t Be Touched (Freestyle)”
Wit 59 seconds of rappin’, let’s see… >>> Sounds like a lion in tha beginning, lol. It iz a lion; what gon happen? Maybe it’s a tiger ‘cause you said, “stripes like a tiger.” Decent soundin’ for a start. Yup, “strapped like a condom,” lol. My Rating: 3.6
03. “Ice Cream Paint Job (Freestyle)”
I just had JBEE, also a Donaldsonville representa like you, rap on this beat also today, lol. Let’s see how you do on it. >>> Still soundin’ aight for a start, but I would say it’s betta than tha 1st song on here. Tha raps are just okay here. Prolly could’ve had more rappin’ at tha end than talkin’. Neva mind, tha hook repeated wit about 30 seconds remainin’. My Rating: 3.4
04. “I Get Money (Freestyle)”
You’ll plummet tha rating if this iz over tha 50 Cent beat!! Then again, this iz ’09, so izn’t it mainly ’09 beats? >>> WTF? I called it?!? PLUMMETIN’ RATING NOW!!! LET FUCKIN’ 07 DIE ALREADY!!! I can’t really feel tha raps that much here, although they’re still on tha decent level. Still, tha beat destroyed it! My Rating: 1.8
05. “Halo (Freestyle)”
DatPiff didn’t include it in tha folder, so it’s a skip, unfortunately. It doesn’t count towards tha average CD rating (there’s 2 other ones). However, WHO freestyles on Beyonce’s “Halo” beat?!?!? My Rating: N/A
EDIT: I went to tha DatPiff preview, and decided ta listen… >>> Sounds stupid; why this beat? I don’t get it; “you and your drink?” My Rating: 1.2
06. “I’m Goin’ In (Freestyle)”
What do we got this time? >>> What tha hell, it’s much louder? Tha beat iz a lil’ better here, and tha rappin’s a lil’ betta. I like your “rat” line; that’s a plus. Auto-Tune just ruined it at :57; minus at least A WHOLE POINT on tha rating!! My Rating: 2.7
07. “Juice (Freestyle)”
Not an OJ Da Juiceman freestyle, right? I’ll LOL… >>> I rememba this beat, whateva Pop Rap song it was… I just don’t rememba tha artist/title, lol. Nothin’ really excitin’ in tha 1st verse, so this iz just “______” (nothin’ ta say) feedback from me. My Rating: 2.9
08. “My Love (Freestyle)”
Only 1:21 (glad they’re short)! >>> I thought it was gonna be JT & T.I., but it’s Dream & Mariah Carey’s song. Nearly forgot about this song from this year; that’s how long tha year has been… Anyway, this sux in your case ‘cause I’m not really into hearin’ Louisiana people on beats like this. Tha hook iz odd also. My Rating: 2.1
09. “Maybach Music 2 (Freestyle)”
LOL @ tha beat choice! Then again, this iz tha 2nd of 3 DatPiff songs that were taken off this CD’s folder. My Rating: N/A
EDIT: On DatPiff’s player, I’m hearin’ it now… >>> Yuck! Auto-Tune!! No babyish soundin’, please! My Rating: 1.0
½time: Yucky start for me. It’s really short, so I guess you was just playin’ around. Average CD rating iz currently 2.8.
EDIT: Afta actually reviewin’ #5 & #9, tha average CD rating dropped ta 2.3.
10. “Still Alive”
No more freestyles, lol? It has ta be ‘cause it’s 1:54. >>> Wow, it’s an Auto-Tune start! Terrible hook, and now, tha 1st verse: You’re “tired of burpin’;” okay! No feedback needed! My Rating: 1.2
11. “My Perfect Pornstar”
Didn’t you have a similar title like this? I don’t rememba, but it’s LONG now (3:11 on tha length)! Yea, that’s TOO long for you! >>> Iz this an original beat? Sounds like it’s your own Pop music. Okay, Auto-Tune ruined it for tha hook; anotha below 1.9 rated song I’m assumin’! Yea, tha hook iz on its Pop tip; do you “F You Seek A” like Britney, lol? Can’t comment on tha 1st verse, and it sounds like you just zoned out in this song. Oh yes, it ended! My Rating: 1.4
12. “Swag Surfin’ (Freestyle)”
Here we go… >>> I had a feelin’ you were gonna do Auto-Tune, but I almost thought this song was kinda swaggy for you. NO! No “choppa on deck” wit tha Auto-Tune; it DOESN’T FIT!! Go get “a pamper” ‘cause tha Auto-Tune won’t cut it (just like you said about tha “pamper”)! Absoultely NOTHIN’ goin’ on wit this one! My Rating: 1.0
13. “You Make Me Better (Freestyle)”
Looks like anotha gay song, yet, it’s only 44 seconds! >>> ??? @ tha fade-in intro. Oh fuckin’ NO! Not tha Fabolous/Ne-Yo “Make Me Better” song; tha ’07 dayz are GONE!! GONE, GONE, GONE!!! Those dayz are ROASTED now, and NEVA comin’ back!! Oh, it ended that quick? I didn’t even say anything about tha rappin’! My Rating: 1.0
14. “I’m Still Fly (Freestyle)”
Tha 3rd DatPiff removed song. I don’t know what it could’ve been… My Rating: N/A
EDIT: Let’s see what dis beat iz… >>> Iz this tha “Beep” beat? I don’t even know, but it sounds like random rappin’… Yea, I don’t think I know tha original (I don’t think it’s “Beep”), but nothin’ really goin’ on wit this one. My Rating: 2.0
15. “Wetter”
WHY 4:17 on tha length?!? Why not 41 seconds?!? >>> Why didn’t DatPiff remove this? It has tha “Wetter” female in tha beginning! No Auto-Tune here, but there’s nothin’ really goin’ on here. I hear sexual lyrics, and that’s it. Yea, why didn’t DatPiff remove this? I thought they were good at removin’ original version samples? It may be a sex scene on tha 2nd verse, but tha expressions are nothin’. I wish it would end already!! My Rating: 1.3
16. “Turn My Swagg On (Freestyle)”
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 3:26 ON THA LENGTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! >>> Okay, HORRIBLE Auto-Tune in tha beginning! I’m just gonna stop it, skip it, and go to tha next song! *Stops @ :29!* My Rating: 1.0
17. “You’re A Jerk (Freestyle)”
ANOTHA HORRIBLE ONE; 2 BACK 2 BACK!!! Even worse: You spelled “you’re” as “YOUR;” WTF?!? >>> More Auto-Tune, huh? I’m gonna end it again as soon as your verse starts! *Stops @ :35!* My Rating: 1.0
18. “Successful (Freestyle)”
You WON’T be “successful” wit your Auto-Tune!! >>> WHY DIDN’T DATPIFF DELETE THIS ONE TOO?!? Tha original hook iz in this, so DatPiff should have tha rights of deletin’ it!! No Auto-Tune, so I’ll listen… Why do you have a near-Drake imitation of tha voice here on tha 1st verse? Why you want forgiveness when you had all dat Auto-Tune shit before?!? Either way, very boring for me! I think I gon actually see if DatPiff has a 30 second sample of tha skipped songs so I can low rate them! My Rating: 1.5
Overall: And it deserved ta be ova! I got anotha CD from you ta review though up next (Vol. 2 ta this CD). I’m sure it’s betta; you fluctuate between wack and a lil’ below average when it comes ta dis shit.
Rankings (according to my ratings):
17. “Turn My Swagg On (Freestyle)” 1.0
16. “You’re A Jerk (Freestyle)” 1.0
15. “Maybach Music 2 (Freestyle)” 1.0
14. “You Make Me Better (Freestyle)” 1.0
13. “Swag Surfin’ (Freestyle)” 1.0
12. “Still Alive” 1.2
11. “Halo (Freestyle)” 1.2
10. “Wetter” 1.3
09. “My Perfect Pornstar” 1.4
08. “Successful (Freestyle)” 1.5
07. “I Get Money (Freestyle)” 1.8
06. “I’m Still Fly (Freestyle)” 2.0
05. “My Love (Freestyle)” 2.1
04. “I’m Goin’ In (Freestyle)” 2.7
03. “Juice (Freestyle)” 2.9
02. “Ice Cream Paint Job (Freestyle)” 3.4
01. “Can’t Be Touched (Freestyle)” 3.6
Average CD Review:
Total Score: 30.1
Total Songs: / 17
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Average CD Rating: 1.8
^ I believe 3.6 iz tha lowest rating for a top song, lol.
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