I
have anotha CD wit only six songs up next: Magnolia
Shorty “Monkey On Tha Dick”! Too
bad I didn’t realize this was from ’96; I would’ve reviewed it last year, while she was still alive (same thing
wit Tre-8 comin’ up)! :cry But, you know
I have a passion for Magnolia Shorty now!!
Start Time: 9:51 AM | End Time: 10:01 AM
Quick Note: I rate each song from 1.0
– 5.0; each rating iz my own opinion!! I only please myself wit my ratings!! I
don’t care how lyrical you are! As long as it’s jammin’ enough for me to like
it! I look for beats, then vocals, and then lyrics. To determine my favorites,
I will differ tha 4.0 ratings. If a song gets at least a 4.0 rating from me, I
love it already. If at least a 4.6 rating, I pretty much REALLY LOVE it as it’s
considered “mindblowin’” when I hear it. Any song can earn up to a maximum of a
5.0 rating. Anything I type before “ >>> ” iz what I’m sayin’ before I
listen to tha song. Anything after I type “ >>> ” iz what I think of
tha song while I’m listening to it.
© 2011 CD Review (Review #1,024)
reviewed on 7.09.2011 by FrankieThaLuckyDog.
Link To CD: N/A
01.
Manny Fresh (Cash Money Style)
Not
spelled as “Mannie” (like he spells
it, currently)? Since it’s only a minute long, I assume it’s just an intro,
anyway… >>> Good intro from Mannie,
here; preparin’ real nice fa you,
Shorty!! My Rating: N/A
02.
“Monkey On Tha Dick”
I
actually luv tha clean version but
yea, lemme review tha dirty version. >>> Such a crazy hook wit you and your repetitiveness!! I went nuts when I played this shit on my radio
show; would’ve neva thought I’d play
it ‘cause of tha title but you know,
I took chances on tha previous semester! Just luv how tha beat iz so continuous and doesn’t stop!! Hard ta
believe you were only, like, 14 years-old when this was made! You’re hella crazy wit these lyrics, lol!!! My Rating: 4.7
03.
“Charlie Whop!!”
Oh,
God, lol! Played this on my radio show, and… >>> I went nuts, too!!! It was my gurl Alexia’s birthday show and I just
went bananaz!!!!! Luv tha “Charlie Whop!!” intro; so hilarious, especially when
you hold tha “whop!!” part!! :) Rhymes were better on tha “Dick” song but tha
hook’s real crazy, here; wish I could hear it more… I do like tha “warriors”
part, though; such a nice
representation of tha 504! My Rating: 4.5
½time: Prolly tha best CD I’ve eva reviewed from a female;
you fit right in wit tha previous
reviewz I reviewed, which were by dudes, ya dig? A 4.6-rated CD, currently, and sadly,
posthumously! :(
04.
“Soldier Chant”
Neva got ta get this on my radio show, yet;
lemme hear dis… >>> LOL, just a bunch of chantin’; you know I luv
“chants”!! Eva since tha Early ’04 dayz!! I thought this was an interestin’ way
of makin’ a track; strictly chantin’ tha whole way through wit a consistent
beat!! My Rating: 4.3
05.
“Magnolia Shorty” Feat. Juvenile & B.G.
I actually got ta radio-edit this song a month before you died. At first, I didn’t realize there were commercial features on it, but I wound up playin’ it! Now, lemme see what I say when I review it! >>> Anotha jammin’ beat fa you, here. Juvie’s comin’ through wit some consistent shit on tha 1st verse; feelin’ all tha shit he’s got goin’ on, here! Ooh, you hopped onto tha 2nd ½ of tha 1st verse, comin’ through wit some consistent rhymes, which are more serious than tha entertainin’ shit from before—then again, this still iz entertainin’… B.G.’s on tha next part? I guess there’s so much ta offer on tha 1st verse? Sounds pretty nice, especially wit tha gutta-ass perspective he has wit tha “duct-tape” shit and how he can resist anyone! Now that I hear tha hook again, I guess this was just only a one-verse song; good shit, all tha way, ya dig? My Rating: 4.4
I actually got ta radio-edit this song a month before you died. At first, I didn’t realize there were commercial features on it, but I wound up playin’ it! Now, lemme see what I say when I review it! >>> Anotha jammin’ beat fa you, here. Juvie’s comin’ through wit some consistent shit on tha 1st verse; feelin’ all tha shit he’s got goin’ on, here! Ooh, you hopped onto tha 2nd ½ of tha 1st verse, comin’ through wit some consistent rhymes, which are more serious than tha entertainin’ shit from before—then again, this still iz entertainin’… B.G.’s on tha next part? I guess there’s so much ta offer on tha 1st verse? Sounds pretty nice, especially wit tha gutta-ass perspective he has wit tha “duct-tape” shit and how he can resist anyone! Now that I hear tha hook again, I guess this was just only a one-verse song; good shit, all tha way, ya dig? My Rating: 4.4
06.
“Monkey On Tha Dick (Radio)”
Craaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!! :rofl See #2 fa tha review!
Overall: Of course, an amazin’ CD from you! I think this tha
only one I have of you, unfortunately. However, you definitely were a character and will continue ta be in heaven! Damn,
“double homicide”? Crazy shit! Here’s tha tribute video I made for you, though,
clockin’ currently at 20,139 views within tha past six months: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=211idH902CM
Rankings:
04. “Soldier Chant” 4.3
03. “Magnolia Shorty” Feat. Juvenile & B.G. 4.4
02. “Charlie Whop!!” 4.5
01. “Monkey On Tha Dick” 4.7
Average CD Rating Review:
Total
Score: 17.9
Total
Songs: / 04
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Average CD Rating: 4.5
(automatically a 5-star-rated CD)
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