Saturday, February 2, 2013

Review #1,253: Juvielyfe Entertainment "Life Of Dat Juvielyfe"

Reviewed on 2.02.2013 (Review #1,253)


Because I need a job soon, I’m gonna have to really breeze through these reviewz… This upcomin’ review right here iz Juvielyfe Entertainment Life Of Dat Juvielyfe. Group members are Big Collione, Lil’ Bitty B, Lil’ Rodney, Smoove Da RB, Wreckthang, Carson, Mako & (of course) Doodie Da Juvie Couple dealbreakers: 1. This iz from 2011; why didn’t I get it then, smh? 2. Tha total length of this CD’s 1:24:01; it doesn’t fit on a CD! It sold 0 copies, then? Start Time: 10:12 AM | End Time: 10:29 AM


Disclaimer: I rate each song from 1.0 – 5.0; each rating iz my own opinion! I only please myself wit my ratings! I don’t care how lyrical you are, as long as it’s jammin’ enough for me to like it! I look for beats, then vocals, and then lyrics. To determine my favorites, I will differ tha 4.0 ratings. If a song gets at least a 4.0 rating from me, I love it already. If at least a 4.6 rating, I pretty much really love it, as it’s considered mindblowin’ when I hear it! Any song can earn up to a maximum of a 5.0 rating. Anything I type before “ >>> ” iz what I’m sayin’ before I listen to tha song; anything after I type “ >>> ” iz what I think of tha song while I’m listening to it. If you use tha word “swag” frequently, have auto-tune in your vocals, or talk about nothin’ but money and hoes 100,000x (which I consider ‘typical’ topics), I’m not buyin’ it!

© 2013 CD Review (Review #1,253) reviewed on 2.02.2013 by FrankieThaLuckyDog.



01. “DoodieShyt” Feat. Q-Red On The Track, Lil’ Frank, Lil’ Feet & J-Skillz
>>> A lil’ young for me; I’m not into tha lyrics at all! My Rating: 2.2


02. “Dumbo” Feat. Q-Red On The Track
Not another uncomfortable feature, back to back!! >>> This iz betta than tha previous…; sounds like Ville Boyz. My Rating: 4.2


03. “Juvies” Feat. J-Skillz
Same here!! >>> Why tha beat tag? Ugh, this fuckin’ generation!! Not too bad; at least it’s got a lil’ bit of a jammin’ vibe to it… My Rating: 3.1


04. “Make It Rain” Feat. Self-Made Yungstaz
SMH @ tha back cover bein’ all un-updated, sayin’ tha feature’s Short Bus Boyz; that was so long ago, that name! >>> Good beat, but not for me at all! I got robbed by a BR artist who made a song about “money;” why you think I can’t handle this shit?! My Rating: 1.4


05. “Ask Them Hoes” Feat. T.E.C., JusDeeJay & TreeHead
I think this iz gonna be a-tune; hope to skip ASAP! >>> Actually, no a-tune, luckily, but like tha previous song, good beat, but not really feelin’ tha lyrics at all. My Rating: 2.3


06. “Pass Around” Feat. Lil’ Dundray, J-Skillz & G
Who’s “G”? >>> Low volume? This sounds better; nice lil’ jam, here, but fix tha volume! My Rating: 3.5


07. “Money Smell” Feat. J-Skillz
“Money” iz a very offensive title to me; it’s like callin’ a black person tha N-word, E-R, but I’ll be nice and keep tha original rating. My Current Rating: 4.5


08. “Just Another Gurl”
>>> Okay for a sample on a beat like this; good job wit tha beat, here. Surprisingly, this iz more normal for me, on here… My Rating: 3.6


09. “Pourin’ Up A 4”
>>> This ain’t bad; good vibe fa feelin’ fucked up… My Rating: 3.8


10. “My Nigga”
>>> This sounds good; I like how everyone sounds on this shit, includin’ tha hook. My Rating: 4.1


½time: A 3.3-rated CD, currently; this ain’t really my generation, especially if y’all born after 1987… I don’t really fuck wit this whole geeky-ass glasses, a-tune, swag, money, hoes, haters-type shit that everyone raps about!


11. “Play Dat Shyt” Feat. Q-Red
NOT AGAIN!!! Wait, where’s tha file? Well, I can’t review it if there’s no file. My Rating: N/A


12. “I Get Money” Feat. Ville Boyz
Not anotha “money” song again!! >>> Of course, tha hook sucks wit tha same sample 50 Cent used. Yea, this ain’t for me at all! My Rating: 2.4


13. “Start A Fight” Feat. Big World & Big Wayne
Big World from Macked Out Music? >>> This iz more normal; sounds good, and this cockiness iz okay. However, Big World’s 1st and Big Wayne’s 2nd on tha 3rd verse; no dickridin’ wit tha order and smh @ no Big World on tha back cover! Nice job wit tha features; they helped a lot! My Rating: 4.5


14. “Big Truck” Feat. WatchDatBaby, JusDeeJay, Lil’ Frank & Lil’ Rick
>>> Good beat and okay content… Lyrics a lil’ cocky wit this “V.I.P.” shit? My Rating: 3.0


15. “I Know You Wanna”
>>> Simple, but not bad… My Rating: 3.2


16. “Jus Do My Shyt” Feat. JusDeeJay
>>> Not bad for a slower vibe… My Rating: 2.8


17. “Walk Down On Ya”
>>> Good, energetic-like song; I can feel tha vibe, this time. My Rating: 4.0


18. “Tonight” Feat. Purple Label
Also known as Click Tight, I would assume from tha back cover? >>> Anotha slow vibe; this ain’t bad… I like this betta than tha previous slow-vibe song. My Rating: 3.3


19. “Life Of Dat Juvielyfe”
>>> Voices kinda scare me, here… Overall, it ain’t too bad, but a lotta fear when tryna get through this one… My Rating: 2.5


20. “#lildoodieshyt”
Random bonus that was not included on tha back cover… >>> Random song for me; fits wit tha rest of this CD… My Rating: 2.6


Overall: I knew by some of tha features that this was gonna be a turn-off for me. Plus, a lot of tha material sounded too much like this stupid generation. Oh well, that’s how it goes, sometimes. I have another CD to review from Doodie, so we’ll see what happens wit dat one.


Rankings:

19.       “Make It Rain” Feat. Self-Made Yungstaz 1.4
18.       “DoodieShyt” Feat. Q-Red On The Track, Lil’ Frank, Lil’ Feet & J-Skillz 2.2
17.       “Ask Them Hoes” Feat. T.E.C., JusDeeJay & TreeHead 2.3
16.       “I Get Money” Feat. Ville Boyz 2.4
15.       “Life Of Dat Juvielyfe” 2.5
14.       “#lildoodieshyt” 2.6
13.       “Jus Do My Shyt” Feat. JusDeeJay 2.8
12.       “Big Truck” Feat. WatchDatBaby, JusDeeJay, Lil’ Frank & Lil’ Rick 3.0
11.        “Juvies” Feat. J-Skillz 3.1
10.       “I Know You Wanna” 3.2
09.       “Tonight” Feat. Purple Label 3.3
08.       “Pass Around” Feat. Lil’ Dundray, J-Skillz & G 3.5
07.       “Just Another Gurl” 3.6
06.       “Pourin’ Up A 4” 3.8
05.       “Walk Down On Ya” 4.0
04.       “My Nigga” 4.1
03.    “Dumbo” Feat. Q-Red On The Track 4.2
02.    “Money Smell” Feat. J-Skillz 4.5
01.    “Start A Fight” Feat. Big World & Big Wayne 4.5


Average CD Rating Review:

Total Score:              61.0
Total Songs:              / 19 (counted)
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Average CD Rating: 3.2

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