Review #1,275: Crooked "Gutta % (Hosted by DJ Wookee)"

Reviewed on 2.24.2013 (Review #1,275)

Got two CDs I just got in tha mail to review… This first one, Crooked Gutta % (Hosted by DJ Wookee), was released last year. I didn’t know why I didn’t get it when it first came out ‘cause it would’ve been nice to have you on my 2012 year-end countdown. Even though I got it now, it’s not online, so I somewhat feel good. This CD’s released on Crooked Entertainment/Kajun Music; lookin’ forward to hearing!! Start Time: 9:18 PM | End Time: 10:04 PM

Disclaimer: I rate each song from 1.0 – 5.0; each rating iz my own opinion! I only please myself wit my ratings! I don’t care how lyrical you are, as long as it’s jammin’ enough for me to like it! I look for beats, then vocals, and then lyrics. To determine my favorites, I will differ tha 4.0 ratings. If a song gets at least a 4.0 rating from me, I love it already. If at least a 4.6 rating, I pretty much really love it, as it’s considered mindblowin’ when I hear it! Any song can earn up to a maximum of a 5.0 rating. Anything I type before “ >>> ” iz what I’m sayin’ before I listen to tha song; anything after I type “ >>> ” iz what I think of tha song while I’m listening to it. If you use tha word “swag” frequently, have auto-tune in your vocals, or talk about nothin’ but money and hoes 100,000x (which I consider ‘typical’ topics), I’m not buyin’ it!

© 2013 CD Review (Review #1,275) reviewed on 2.24.2013 by FrankieThaLuckyDog.

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01. Intro

You got a colon on tha title; what iz it to? >>> Thought there was gonna be a beat in tha background; nice, “gutta” attitude, here!! My Rating: N/A

02. “Full Bananas”

Ooh, I’m hungry fa some Crooked!! However, I dunno if as hungry as tha sexy Havana Brown wantin’ a “Big Banana,” lol! >>> Well, this beat and hook sounds a lot like a mainstream-soundin’ song. I like your “apes” and “bananas” shit, but let’s see how tha verses go… Tha 1^st verse sounds good; glad tha flow ain’t on that typical shit, like tha hook! Thumbs up ta these trappin’ rhymes, includin’ tha gangsta shit! Tha 2^nd verse sounds good, too; can’t complain about this… Thumbs up fa tha 3^rd verse, too, strictly bein’ an undaground head in these streetz! My Rating: 4.2

03. “Wayyy Out”

I like how there’s three “Y”z on tha title! >>> Ooh, my big dawg, DJ Wookee in tha intro! Thumbs up fa him “signin’ in;” he tha shit! Luv him!! Glad he reppin’ for you, Crooked! Oh, this old-ass “Roll Call” beat from Lil’ Jon & The East Side Boyz? Didn’t expect it, but should’ve, since tha previous song sounded a lil’ mainstream. But, catchy hook; sounds like it could be an original track if I wouldn’t’ve known! Tha 1^st verse sounds good; glad you “always go solo!” Keepin’ tha rhymes goin’ wit tha 2^nd verse, too, reppin’ for dem “Shop Shutters,” too! Of course, glad you lived on tha same block as Big Markee! Keepin’ this shit goin’ wit tha 3^rd verse, too! Hope I get to meet you one of these dayz… You just strictly reppin’ to tha fullest, non-stop, here!! My Rating: 4.4

04. “Gotta Get It”

True dat, true dat!! >>> My fuckin’ boy, DJ Wookee, on tha intro!!! I keep forgettin’ he hostin’ this CD! True shit!! Thought this was a familiar title, but this sounds original to me, whether it iz or not! Feelin’ your flow on tha hook; you got shit on lock!! Good rhymes on tha 1^st verse, too; true shit about how you startin’ ta get a lil’ buzz! Tha 2^nd verse sounds nice, too; glad you don’t give up wit shit, and you’re keepin’ up wit me! Luv tha last hook when tha beat ends! My Rating: 4.8

05. “Click House” Feat. Lil’ J & Big Nick

I put Lil’ J’s name without tha “ay” ‘cause there’s a Lil’ Jay from Louisiana, who released a Gold Teeth Gator CD back in, like, 2001… Anyway, I remember this one! My Current Rating: 4.7

06. “Stack Ya Paypa”
I remember this title; lemme give it tha full review!! >>> DJ Wookee intro again; luv how he says, “bitch!!!” Fuckin’ luv Wookee!! Well, once again, nice hook, beat, and how you comin’ through on tha track, as usual!! Wish I would’ve gotten this CD when it was out ‘cause I could’ve played this on my now-extinct radio show. But, there are better things I do! Wit all this “paypa” talk, I hope I see at least a stack from you this year! Tha more “paypa” I make from people, tha better tha artist/CD looks! Those that don’t pay don’t get noticed! Good shit on tha verses, comin’ through wit your grimy voice, tha quality, rhymes, and err-thang!! You a fool on dat beat!!! My Rating: 4.7

07. “These Streets”

Let’s hear it! >>> Sounds like H-Town beat… Sounds like a good amount of real rhymes goin’ on, here; feelin’ what you spittin’! “Just made 33 years old February 18;” oh, this must be from 2011? ‘Cause, you “just made 35 years old [this] February 18!” Either way, nice rhymes, continuously! Sounds like you really need an exit plan; I know I’m helpin’ you get out there, ya dig?! “Females all on my dick…;” I thought you was gon say, “Like these Polo boxers,” like on “Out My Body”. But, you changed up tha line, lol. My Rating: 4.3

08. “Gutta Dance”

Let’s see what this iz about… >>> Not wack for a start; I like tha beat you got goin’ on, here, and tha hook sounds great for a “dance!” Great job wit tha 1^st verse, too, comin’ through nicely! Don’t mind me, I’m textin’ dat big dawg, Wookee, at tha moment, so I’m not writin’ much… But, tha 2^nd verse sounds good wit how you comin’ through as an anti-dancer, lol! Tha 3^rd verse sounds like you comin’ through wit some “gutta,” gangsta-type shit; whoa… “All in tha parkin’ lot, smokin’ purple blunts;” true dat!! My Rating: 4.3

09. “I Wish U Would” Feat. Savage Sosa & Lil’ Fee

Ooh @ tha collaboration! Lookin’ forward ta hearin’!! >>> Nice beat; I’m feelin’ tha shit you bringin’ on tha track!! You strictly holdin’ tha streetz down at all times!! Hearin’ tha quality, thinkin’ that this iz from that 2007 Gutta Boy CD I was able to rip for you? Like, you don’t say, “Crooked!,” at tha end of tha lines (which gives me a sign that was from after Nu$$ie died?)… I dunno, but it sounds real nice in tha ’12/‘13!! That 2^nd verse iz pretty gutta, too!! Strictly comin’ through wit it, Crooked; you’re attractin’ people wit your “I wish u would” shit, lol! Likin’ tha 3^rd verse, too, from Sosa? Grimy shit; you know who ta fuck wit!! You fuck wit some of tha best!! Tha 4^th verse sounds pretty nice, too!! Fee in tha buildin’!! My Rating: 4.6

½time: Sounds real nice, tha way I expected, big dawg!! A nice 4.5 for tha CD rating, currently!!!!!

10. “Out My Body”

Nice lil’ DJ Wookee “Crooked” part ta start it off!! You know what it iz wit this! Glad it’s a separated track now! My Current Rating: 4.8

11. “Look @ Me Nah”
I remember this, too! Can’t forget about that Baton Rouge Bad Boi CD!! Nice lil’ beginning about Big Markee added, too!! My Current Rating: 4.6

12. “I’ma Big Dog” Feat. Jarvis & Jiggy Black

Whoo!!! My Current Rating: 4.7

13. “Keep It Warm & Ready”

What could this be about? Either a blunt or sex, lol? >>> Wait, I know this: “Till I See Ya” Feat. Jigga City J-Bo? I’ma hold off on this for now… Then again, whether this tha same song or not, I’ll score it tha way I scored “Till I See Ya”, since that’s on this CD… My Current Rating: 4.3

14. “Jack & Jill Story”

Anotha good re-entry, introducin’ tha hard copy fans tha BR Bad Boi classics! My Current Rating: 4.0

15. “U Don’t Want Dat” Feat. Lil’ Hopeless

Ooh, a real nice feature, here; lookin’ forward ta hearin’!! >>> Wookee intro!! Oh wait, “Let’z Get It”? What’s up wit tha tracklisting??? EDIT: This iz #16 on tha CD, but 15 on tha back cover… Nice intro from Hopeless; glad ta hear him and I hope ta chop it up wit him, soon!! Oh, I recognize this; I know this an ’07 joint—I might’ve radio-edited this as a bonus? I don’t remember, but I neva reviewed it… Crooked, you’re on tha 2^nd verse, comin’ through wit rhymes “like a deadly weapon;” true dat! Ooh, more Hopeless on tha 3^rd verse; thank God fa him!!! Just luv thugs like him; this tha type of shit that makes me neva wantin’ ta give up!!! My Rating: 4.8

16. “Let’z Get It”

Oh… My Current Rating: 4.7

17. “Pussy-Azz Nigga” Feat. Bro-Bro

My most-edited song of all-time on my radio show: 244 edits!!! My Current Rating: 4.9

18. “Change Ya Hustle”

I’m still confused about some of tha tracklisting… >>> Oh, an outro from you, here; glad you got that attitude at all times!! Feelin’ your beginning, here, wit that “dirty money ta clean money,” tryna get up from tha streetz! Good rhymes comin’ outta tha 1^st verse; good shit, Crooked! Tha hook sounds good, here; nice job wit how you comin’ through on tha hook… Good shit comin’ through on tha rest of tha track, here… My Rating: 4.4

Overall: Real nice CD, Crooked, and great picks from tha previous CDs to add to this one!! Also, I see on tha back cover you put my name; that’s dope!!! Funny that I got on tha back cover without bein’ told; usually, I got people tellin’ me, and I feel that I had to do a lot to capture their attention to get on tha back cover! But, that’s real, real nice!!! Luv ya fa dat!!! Keep up tha great work!!! Funny how “Jack & Jill Story” prevented you from tha five-star-rated CD tha last time. Now, it was good enough to make this a five-star-rated CD!! Gotta also give big shout outs, once again, to DJ Wookee; a fuckin’ great dude!! Luv how he be comin’ through on tha texts; I always say it: I fuckin’ luv that word “bruh,” and Wookee, you got a shitload of luv from me, all day!!

Rankings:

17.       “Jack & Jill Story” 4.0

16.       “Full Bananas” 4.2

15.       “Keep It Warm & Ready” 4.3

14.       “Gutta Dance” 4.3

13.       “These Streets” 4.3

12.       “Wayyy Out” 4.4

11.        “Change Ya Hustle” 4.4

10.       “Look @ Me Nah” 4.6

09.       “I Wish U Would” Feat. Savage Sosa & Lil’ Fee 4.6

08.       “Click House” Feat. Lil’ J & Big Nick 4.7

07.       “I’ma Big Dog” Feat. Jarvis & Jiggy Black 4.7

06.       “Let’z Get It” 4.7

05.       “Stack Ya Paypa” 4.7

04.       “Out My Body” 4.8

03.    “Gotta Get It” 4.8

02.    “U Don’t Want Dat” Feat. Lil’ Hopeless 4.8

01.    “Pussy-Azz Nigga” Feat. Bro-Bro 4.9

Average CD Rating Review:

Total Score:              77.2

Total Songs:              / 17

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Average CD Rating: 4.5 (automatically a 5-star-rated CD)