Disclaimer: I rate each song from 1.0
– 5.0; each rating iz my own opinion!
I only please myself wit my ratings! I don’t care how lyrical you are, as long
as it’s jammin’ enough for me to like it! I look for beats, then vocals, and
then lyrics. To determine my favorites, I will differ tha 4.0 ratings. If a
song gets at least a 4.0 rating from me, I love it already. If at least a 4.6
rating, I pretty much really love it,
as it’s considered mindblowin’ when I
hear it! Any song can earn up to a maximum of a 5.0 rating. Anything I type
before “ >>> ” iz what I’m sayin’ before I listen to tha song; anything
after I type “ >>> ” iz what I think of tha song while I’m listening
to it. If you use tha word “swag” frequently, have auto-tune in your vocals, or
talk about nothin’ but money and hoes 100,000x (which I consider ‘typical’
topics), I’m not buyin’ it! After I
was robbed by an artist who claimed they “get money,” hearin’ about how much
you “got money” and anything “money” really bothers me. If you have not done
business wit me before, I won’t tolerate “money” talk in tha music!!
© 2013 CD Review (Review #1,312)
reviewed on 8.29.2013 by FrankieThaLuckyDog.
01.
Lil’ Dude Skit
>>>
Why a “mixtape”? When will people go back to albums?! Matta fact, this iz
an album ta me! There’s no continuous
blending; there’s no hosting; and, whateva, I can go on… My Rating: N/A
02.
“Cain Muzik (Intro)”
>>> Sounds like you do a lotta blabberin’. Just ‘cause there’s a hot beat behind this, that’s why you get tha props from me. I still think you way too young ta have a kid—I’m older than you! “If I don’t see a meal ticket at 25;” well, I’m “25,” and I’m sadly still screamin’, pointlessly, “B-Real!! DJ B-Real!!,” with no job, and my Master’s Degree currently’s gone nowhere… My Rating: 4.3
>>> Sounds like you do a lotta blabberin’. Just ‘cause there’s a hot beat behind this, that’s why you get tha props from me. I still think you way too young ta have a kid—I’m older than you! “If I don’t see a meal ticket at 25;” well, I’m “25,” and I’m sadly still screamin’, pointlessly, “B-Real!! DJ B-Real!!,” with no job, and my Master’s Degree currently’s gone nowhere… My Rating: 4.3
03.
“Bottom Of Da Map” Feat. Magnolia Chop
>>>
Sounds good wit tha beat, and this aight. You know I hate hearin’ shit like, “I got buku money.” Why mention dat?
Sounds like it’s someone else dat said dat; they must be unsourced? If it’s
Mag. Chop, it sounds completely different wit tha rappin’… My Rating: 4.1
04.
“Top Notch”
>>> Well, now, I hear tha blending in this supposed-to-be ‘album,’ but whateva… Sounds like a good joint, but it’s mainly blah, blah, blah… My grandma (rappin’ granny) just came in, and I was just tellin’ her, where’d your buzz come outta? I remember when I was here, at her house, three years ago, when you gave me your #. Where’d things fall apart and/or be quiet? Quiet iz not tha answer ta success!!! My Rating: 4.2
>>> Well, now, I hear tha blending in this supposed-to-be ‘album,’ but whateva… Sounds like a good joint, but it’s mainly blah, blah, blah… My grandma (rappin’ granny) just came in, and I was just tellin’ her, where’d your buzz come outta? I remember when I was here, at her house, three years ago, when you gave me your #. Where’d things fall apart and/or be quiet? Quiet iz not tha answer ta success!!! My Rating: 4.2
05.
“It B Goin’ Down”
>>> Just like all your other music, it’s okay; tha beat’s just help you out. This sounds more like a Level flow, ta me… My Rating: 4.3
>>> Just like all your other music, it’s okay; tha beat’s just help you out. This sounds more like a Level flow, ta me… My Rating: 4.3
06.
“Fuck Around”
>>> Everyone luvs unprotected sex!! Was talkin’ to this girl about dat tha other day. It’s like, what’s wit all these young, Louisiana dads? She was like, “They prolly should wear a condom;” ding, dong, ding!! Anyway, beat sounds on some laidback, Lil’ Ken-type shit, and for an at-tha-time, 22-year-old, sounds like content ahead of your time? My Rating: 4.2
>>> Everyone luvs unprotected sex!! Was talkin’ to this girl about dat tha other day. It’s like, what’s wit all these young, Louisiana dads? She was like, “They prolly should wear a condom;” ding, dong, ding!! Anyway, beat sounds on some laidback, Lil’ Ken-type shit, and for an at-tha-time, 22-year-old, sounds like content ahead of your time? My Rating: 4.2
07.
“Baby Mamma Drama” Feat. Lil’ Mike
>>>
Bore……………………………, bor………………………………ing……………………… topic!! I hate hearin’ shit like
this!! Thank God, I haven’t gotten ta this point, yet, wit relationships! I
don’t expect ta have a “baby mamma;” that’s why, I’m waiting, and being
stereotyped as a “fag” as much as possible ‘cause I’m right wit my decisions! My
Rating: 3.2
08.
Skit
>>>
Okay. My Rating: N/A
09.
“My Lil’ Nigga”
>>> How do people have friends? One thing I’ll neva undastand! Again, tha topic’s not somethin’ I enjoy listenin’ to, but tha song sounds good. My Rating: 4.0
>>> How do people have friends? One thing I’ll neva undastand! Again, tha topic’s not somethin’ I enjoy listenin’ to, but tha song sounds good. My Rating: 4.0
½time: A 4.1-rated CD, currently.
10.
“Slow Motion” Feat. Mouse
My Current Rating: 4.4
11.
“Last Week Shit”
>>> I have ta admit, a lotta y’all “still on dat last [decade] shit.” Who knows when I’ll hear from some peeps again! Plus, artists I know, still want their music from, like, ’06; really? We’re here ta grow! I dunno about all this “dopeman” “shit” ta hear… Rhymes sound catchy, but they’re just rhymes, here, ova a tight beat. My Rating: 3.9
>>> I have ta admit, a lotta y’all “still on dat last [decade] shit.” Who knows when I’ll hear from some peeps again! Plus, artists I know, still want their music from, like, ’06; really? We’re here ta grow! I dunno about all this “dopeman” “shit” ta hear… Rhymes sound catchy, but they’re just rhymes, here, ova a tight beat. My Rating: 3.9
12.
“PSO” Feat. Lil’ Ken
>>>
Sounds good, but I dunno why all tha rhymes have ta be on some supastar status…
Oh, you and your “baby mama” shit… If Lil’ Ken’s in here somewhere, tha both of
y’all nearly sound tha same… Overall, this iz on some Young Ready-type shit. My Rating: 4.2
13.
“Slow Ya Role”
>>> EQ on tha beat; soul-soundin’ shit fa Mista? Rhymes sound like your other songs, here… My Rating: 3.7
>>> EQ on tha beat; soul-soundin’ shit fa Mista? Rhymes sound like your other songs, here… My Rating: 3.7
14.
“Bullshit”
>>> Sounds like a familiar song, but someone else could’ve had it… Props ta DJ Chill randomly comin’ in durin’ tha intros ta tha songs, like he’s hostin’ tha CD or somethin’. Tha title kinda tells tha truth, when not makin’ me important. Then again, there are worse people than you dat “be wit dat bullshit.” My Rating: 4.0
>>> Sounds like a familiar song, but someone else could’ve had it… Props ta DJ Chill randomly comin’ in durin’ tha intros ta tha songs, like he’s hostin’ tha CD or somethin’. Tha title kinda tells tha truth, when not makin’ me important. Then again, there are worse people than you dat “be wit dat bullshit.” My Rating: 4.0
15.
“Flash” Feat. Young Ready & Yung Pymp
>>>
Hearin’ this, and once again, good beat wit you rappin’ on it; what else can I
say? Now, here comes Ready wit his “40.” Wow, he cared about “Lil’ Phat,” even
before he died! Ain’t that rare, since everyone hates each other ‘til they die?
Then, they get dickrided on like a ma’fucka! Here’s Yung Pymp on tha 3rd
verse, comin’ through wit good rhymes. Good verse/collab, but where did he come
outta? Don’t think I heard of him before. My
Rating: 4.3
16.
“Expose 1” Feat. Lil’ Wne & Gus
Not
lookin’ forward, due to one of tha features dislikes my work. That doesn’t mean
I won’t like it, though. >>> You say, “Remix?” Of course, Lil’ Ken
holdin’ most of tha beatz down… I don’t really see anything different about
this, compared ta tha other songs. If that’s Wne on tha 2nd verse,
it sounds catchy, but where’d all this experience come from fa a
16/17-year-old? I remember when I was 16, a dude asked me, “You eva get laid
before?” Still, years way before its time; couldn’t picture what that even
looked like, at tha time. Glad Asperger’s people like me grow on their own
pace, not givin’ a fuck! Okay, if that’s Gus wit tha “gave her dat dick,” then
I don’t need ta hear anymore of this! My
Rating: 4.3
17.
“Lil’ Freaky Bitch”
>>> Whatever… Once again, same, same, same… My Rating: 4.1
>>> Whatever… Once again, same, same, same… My Rating: 4.1
18.
“Hands Off Me” Feat. Level & Lee Banks
>>>
Catchy beginning verse and hook from Level, here, on this beat… You still “wit Level,” fa 2011/2012, here?
Whateva happened ta me? I’m tha most-uncoolest dude, right? Either way, good
collaboration, includin’ how Lee Banks came outta nowhere toward tha final
verse… My Rating: 4.3
19.
“Touching” Feat. Dat Boy A
>>>
Funny how Dat Boy A always talked ta me back when I didn’t even have a car!!
Talk about me bein’ a virgin, and havin’ a lack of talent! Wow, descriptive-ass
song wit this girl “all in [A]’s boxers!” I have ta give it up fa tha
descriptiveness ‘cause it’s not like it’s one-dimensional, like, “She suckin’
dick.” One thing I have ta admit about your songs iz that they’re short and
sweet; none of this four-minute, boringness! My Rating: 4.2
Overall: A regular, Cain Muzik /
Utopia Music Group review done by FrankieThaLuckyDog…
Rankings:
17. “Baby Mamma Drama” Feat. Lil’ Mike 3.2
16. “Slow Ya Role” 3.7
15. “Last Week Shit” 3.9
14. “My Lil’ Nigga” 4.0
13. “Bullshit” 4.0
12. “Bottom Of Da Map” Feat. Magnolia Chop
4.1
11. “Lil’ Freaky Bitch” 4.1
10. “Top Notch” 4.2
09. “PSO” Feat. Lil’ Ken 4.2
08. “Fuck Around” 4.2
07. “Touching” Feat. Dat Boy A 4.2
06. “Cain Muzik (Intro)” 4.3
05. “It B Goin’ Down” 4.3
04. “Flash” Feat. Young Ready & Yung Pymp
4.3
03. “Expose 1” Feat. Lil’ Wne & Gus 4.3
02. “Hands Off Me” Feat. Level & Lee Banks 4.3
01. “Slow Motion” Feat. Mouse 4.4
Average CD Rating Review:
Total
Score: 69.7
Total
Songs: / 17
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Average CD Rating: 4.1
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