Brister
Boy to G-Money
Young
Kidd Kidd to Stacks
Young
Ready to Racked Up Ready
Especially
that I got robbed, hearin’ anything money-related has been makin’ me feel less and less comfortable… So many
people bullshit about it, too! But, whether or not I care, I still gon review
this. It’s a Dead Game Records release, and I think Kevin Gates iz a target on
this CD? Looks like somethin’ brutal, so we’ll see what goes down! BTW, I guess
this CD gets a “L” wit sellin’ copies ‘cause it’s 1:34:34 on tha length; why so
long? I just reviewed Kevin Gates’ Stranger
Than Fiction, and it got an average CD rating of 3.9. It had two 4.6-rated
songs top it, but had a 1.1-rated song bring tha ratings down. Let’s see how
you do, Ready… Start Time: 11:38 AM
| End Time: 1:06 PM
Disclaimer: I rate each song from 1.0
– 5.0; each rating iz my own opinion!
I only please myself wit my ratings! I don’t care how lyrical you are, as long
as it’s jammin’ enough for me to like it! I look for beats, then vocals, and
then lyrics. To determine my favorites, I will differ tha 4.0 ratings. If a
song gets at least a 4.0 rating from me, I love it already. If at least a 4.6
rating, I pretty much really love it,
as it’s considered mindblowin’ when I
hear it! Any song can earn up to a maximum of a 5.0 rating. Anything I type
before “ >>> ” iz what I’m sayin’ before I listen to tha song; anything
after I type “ >>> ” iz what I think of tha song while I’m listening
to it. If you use tha word “swag” frequently, have auto-tune in your vocals, or
talk about nothin’ but money and hoes 100,000x (which I consider ‘typical’
topics), I’m not buyin’ it! After I
was robbed by an artist who claimed they “get money,” hearin’ about how much
you “got money” and anything “money” really bothers me. If you have not done business
wit me before, I won’t tolerate “money” talk in tha music!!
© 2013 CD Review (Review #1,319)
reviewed on 8.31.2013 by FrankieThaLuckyDog.
01.
The Voice
Uh
oh, I smell an explosion, based off of some of tha shit I’ve read online…
>>> Sounds like an intro… From readin’ further online, this iz Travis
from Dead Game Records. BTW, what tha hell happened ta Bottomline Music Group?
:( Wow, this dude’s pissed! Wonder if he was autistic; how would he’ve said so
much? Hey Travis, I’m autistic; conversing iz a blessing! Poor Kevin Gates!
Guess Travis thinks he’s Stranger Than Non-Fiction? Damn, guess no more
Guss fa Gates. I have to say, Guss gets a “W” for followin’ me on Twitter;
Gates doesn’t, and Ready, you follow me, so that’s anotha “W” for you. Some of
this iz startin’ ta get cocky… Wonder if Travis knows who I am…? Overall, I
don’t think people should have publicized beefs, unless you wanna die. Just
brush it off! Ewe, Travis, “New York”?
Who cares about dat expensive, gas-eating place that I’m from!! My Rating: N/A
02.
“Intro”
I
guess “The Voice” was just an extra thing, since this iz tha actual “intro”? EQ
production… >>> Nice lil’ track, here; gotta give this a plus! Sounds
like you’re ready ta attack anything
in your path! I would hope that nothin’s soft
and for tha females, like dat Family Ties
was, since this iz a weapon against Gates! My
Rating: 4.2
03.
“Pop Lock”
Yeah,
Savage doin’ some production, here!! >>> Nice start; sounds pretty
nice!! Wow, luvin’ tha beat at :13!! Didn’t know Savage had that happier side
ta him wit tha beat’s vibe! Great how this sounds; keepin’ it gangsta, here!
Sounds nice wit tha hook, too; sounds like it blends nicely for tha streetz and
tha hoes? Whoo @ tha 2nd verse; pretty consistent wit how you comin’
through wit it! My Rating: 4.4
04.
“Somethin’ Serious”
Have
I heard of this Yella On Tha Track producer? Maybe once? Not sure… >>>
WTF wit tha “DJ—DJ—DJ” shit? Sounds like “DJ”—Annoying—Khaled! But, lemme just
get to tha song… Feelin’ tha beat, here, as you’re comin’ through wit some nice
shit fa tha streetz! Tha hook sounds nice, here; sounds like you’re doin’ it
big? Well, if you wanna beat Kevin Gates, I’d suggest you send some of dem
“racks” to me, and get some nice commercials, videoz, etc. done! Gates hasn’t
done any services wit me, yet, and neither have you! Now’s your chance to
defeat him! Not bad for a song, overall; you stayin’ consistent, here… My Rating: 3.9
05.
“Get Ya Mind Right” Feat. DJ B-Real & Mista Cain
Jay
Scalez beat. Oh, this song, lol! A “W” for y’all! Previously reviewed it on tha
Louisicain 2.5! My Current Rating: 4.9
06.
“Hold That Noise (Remix 2)” Feat. Yo Gotti & Kevin Gates
Saw
that Savage was on tha beat, here, but didn’t realize Gates iz in this? Must be
a 2nd remix? Kinda odd, knowing that this iz an anti-Gates CD!
>>> Just gonna review Gates’ part, since this sounds tha same as tha
other two versions… LOL @ him on here! He sounds tight wit his consistentness,
but it’s such a victory for him for bein’ on your track!! What was wit tha last part of his verse? He just
quoted you, Ready! Dick-wrong-ridin’? My
Rating: 4.5
07.
“Master P” Feat. Gucci Mane
???
What’s wit tha title/feature? Q-Red beat. >>> Sounds like tha title
should be “In Tha Trap”? Oh wait, I heard tha title, just now… This also sounds
familiar wit tha 1st verse, like I’ve heard this from somewhere
else… Either way, it sounds like you’re deliverin’ some catchy shit, here, on
tha 1st verse; how can tha streetz deny this? Not understandin’ why
Gucci’s on this; gay braggin’! He’s so ’04 ta me! Still, that’s nowhere-near as
bad as that Migos dude on Kevin Gates’ CD! My
Rating: 3.1
08.
“Ran Thru”
Some
more Scalez beatz comin’ at cha! >>> I like this vibe; sounds like a
Savage-produced track, so J.Scalez did a nice job wit this one! I think this
vibe’s also a lil’ too feel-good fa this kinda battlin’ CD… Like, it sounds
like you’re havin’ a good time than bein’ mad with success… Still, catchy hook
and track, overall. My Rating: 3.8
09.
“Hold It Down” Feat. Savage & DJ B-Real
LOL,
it looks like it’s 2008 again with these features together! And, holdin’ tha
beat down, it’s Savage!! Pretty anxious fa this one! >>> Beat start
sounds like a nice sequel from tha previous song… Not likin’ tha “phone” start
from you, on tha 1st verse… This joint sounds like a song fa tha
real; not bad wit your 1st verse… Oh, thought it would be B-Real on
tha hook, but it’s Savage on tha hook; sounds nice! You know Sav has a great voice ta hold tha south down! Huh? You’re on
tha 2nd verse wit tha “phone” again, Ready? Any room fa B-Real wit
only 1:09 left? Oh, there’s still 37 seconds left… A short, 3rd
verse from B-Real, here… Great voice; sounds dedicated fa someone who finna get
out… Then again, B-Real, I FINNA BE AN
UNCLE!!! My Rating: 4.3
10.
“Phone Jumpin’” Feat. Mouse On Tha Track, Doe B & Zedzilla
More
Scalez beatz. However, I consider this a big “L” and I ain’t gonna agree wit
this song at all, prolly, ‘cause we
all know, Young Ready, you don’t have a phone! I still don’t have tha #, and
when you told me it was your “girl”’s #, in 2010, one of my BR boyz told me
that you were playin’ mind games wit me. Not cool… Whether I like this song or
not, I don’t think I can take it serious… >>> Sounds like an
anticipated beat… Okay, Mouse on tha hook, here; I can deal wit him and his “phone!” Hope you don’t ruin
this wit your girl’s “phone,” Ready!
Here’s tha 1st verse from Ready, comin’ through wit a nice, street vibe
fa this Jay Scalez track… At least, I didn’t hear any braggin’ about tha
“phone,” so that’s a good thing! Tha 2nd verse iz Doe B (iz that Doe
Boy from tha Short Bus Boyz)? Sounds
consistent; it’s good for this track… Hearin’ this 3rd verse from
Zedzilla, and it sounds like Young Gregory… Sounds like they’re on top, but
I’ve neva heard of them before? Okay, exactly one minute left; will it just be
tha beat endin’ this thang off? Damn, 37 seconds later, tha hook repeated… My Rating: 4.1
11.
“Bad Habit”
Lord
knows, we got ‘em, lol, wit Q-Red on tha beat! >>> What’s it like
havin’ a “bitch,” Ready, despite always bein’ in tha streetz? Anyway, likin’
tha sound of this wit tha hook; catchy wit it bein’ “up her alley,” this “bad
habit,” lol. Hearin’ tha 1st verse, and it sounds like you qualify
for all this success, huh? No wonder why people ignore me! I ain’t got what you
got! Tha 2nd verse sounds like it flows wit this, too. BTW, Ready, I
might be gettin’ “Instagram” soon! Wonder if you’ll pay attention? Prolly not
‘cause I know I get no attention,
whatsoever! My Rating: 4.0
12.
“What Up!”
LOL,
puttin’ some big “W”s on here to balance your score out? My Current Rating: 4.9
13.
“Like Christmas”
Got
some Middle Fingga Productions a.k.a. EQ Tha Misfit, here… >>> I love
how you keep comin’ through wit attackin’
peoples’ Christmases!! LOL, if it’s
one holiday tha big ol’ Grinch’ll be on, it’ll be Christmas, and a big,
around-30-year-old dude by tha name of Young Ready! I’m feelin’ how you comin’
through wit this shit on tha 1st verse; sounds like you’re “rockin’”
wit only tha best… Well, you kinda forgettin’ ‘bout me, at times… Consistent
beat, by tha way; sounds like you can’t even breathe, lol! “All I want fa
Christmas iz freedom fa my niggaz.” Wow @ showin’ dudes luv; I don’t even know what dat be like! My Rating: 4.4
½time: So far, this iz a pretty
consistent CD; most of this shit be nice! Currently, you’re at 4.2 for
tha CD rating! At tha ½time on Gates’ latest CD, he had 4.4, surprisingly. But,
this was before tha shitty-ass song came in. So, we’ll see how things end!
14.
“Not Gone Let U Slide” Feat. Madd Marvin & Mista Cain
Looks
like it gon be raw… Mizzle on tha track, here… >>> Nice beat, here;
sounds like some original, Baton Rouge-soundin’ roots! Feelin’ how you comin’
through on tha 1st verse, too; you seem ta be puttin’ tha rounds in
peoples’ mouths! And, tha hook sounds pretty nice, too! I’m definitely feelin’ tha catchiness, here!
Hearin’ this Marvin dude on tha 2nd verse and yea, this iz more like tha features! I can hear tha
225 in his voice; good/dumb shit!! Got Mista on tha 3rd verse, here…
It fits; that’s all I can say. My
Rating: 4.5
15.
“Fuckin’ Off” Feat. Bugsy Calhoone
“Calhoun”?
“Calhoone” in my book! No producer
listed? Good feature, though, so I’m anticipated! >>> Sounds like a
masturbatin’ hook, lol? I can dig it, in whatever perspective this iz… I can
feel tha 1st verse, here; sounds like you’re livin’ a regular day in
tha 225… Okay, now, tha hook’s kinda gettin’ repetitive… Tha 2nd
verse sounds good, here; nothin’ much ta say about it… Hearin’ Bugsy on tha 3rd
verse… Sounds pretty direct. Damn wit you, Ready, and your “phone” shit… My Rating: 3.7
16.
“Picture Me A Tru Nigga” Feat. MMG
Bay Bay,
Rudye & C-Murder
Again,
no production listed, but I’m startin’ ta like these different features you’re
goin’ for! >>> Tha hook sounds pretty nice, here! And, we got Rudye on
tha 1st verse, comin’ through wit consistentness! “Tha flames!” Got
some C-Murder on tha 2nd verse, here, comin’ through wit
consistentness, also! Those rhymes are non-stop! Got tha final verse, here,
from you, and it’s you, showin’ off how you “do” it, like a T-to-tha-R-to-tha-U
dude! My Rating: 4.3
17.
“Fuck Nigga” Feat. Savage
Yea,
family at its finest!! Savage doin’ tha beat, too!! >>> Luvin’ tha
Savage start, here, exposin’ tha “fuck” niggaz!
Great hook and great beat, as well as you joinin’ in tha hook, Ready!! Prolly tha
best new song on here, for me!! Hearin’ tha 1st verse, and it sounds
like some nice laws you spittin’,
here; definitely feelin’ it, Ready! You even holdin’ down tha 2nd
verse, too; can’t forget about you,
Ready, no matter what minuses are in my mind! My Rating: 4.7
18.
“Got It On Me” Feat. Malachi & Lil’ One The Champ
Can be hit or miss, but I won’t know ‘cause there’s no production listed… >>> I’m feelin’ this; great gangsta side ta Malachi on tha hook, here! Definitely a “W”! We all know about when I first heard Malachi on Kevin Gates’ jointz: Straight “L”! Now, he’s become betta wit tha hooks, and when he’s with you, it sounds like we got a hit, here! Speakin’ of you, here you are on tha 1st verse, comin’ through wit neva-dyin’ street shit! Oh…, yes…, a Malachi verse!! Tha 2nd verse belongs ta Malachi, and I’m definitely feelin’ these rhymes! Seems like he can intimidate and ruin his enemies! Got Lil’ One The Champ on tha 3rd verse, here… Nice rhymes, but I gotta get used ta his voice… My Rating: 4.5
Can be hit or miss, but I won’t know ‘cause there’s no production listed… >>> I’m feelin’ this; great gangsta side ta Malachi on tha hook, here! Definitely a “W”! We all know about when I first heard Malachi on Kevin Gates’ jointz: Straight “L”! Now, he’s become betta wit tha hooks, and when he’s with you, it sounds like we got a hit, here! Speakin’ of you, here you are on tha 1st verse, comin’ through wit neva-dyin’ street shit! Oh…, yes…, a Malachi verse!! Tha 2nd verse belongs ta Malachi, and I’m definitely feelin’ these rhymes! Seems like he can intimidate and ruin his enemies! Got Lil’ One The Champ on tha 3rd verse, here… Nice rhymes, but I gotta get used ta his voice… My Rating: 4.5
19.
“Turn Up” Feat. Boss Action
Nice
lil’ Out The Mud Entertainmentness, here! 808 beat! >>> Not really a
fan of tha start from you, here… It sounds like this iz goin’ a Rick Ross-like
route wit tha flow and beat… LOL @ this “molly”-popped Ready on tha hook! I
lol’d, but not really a fan of you makin’
“a movie” on tha “iPhone!” Oh yea, Ready? You on this shit, but I finally got a
high 15 dayz ago! That’s one step closer ta you! Beware, lol!! Okay, this iz
really on a braggin’ level. I’d rather it be specifically about Gates than
braggin’ ‘bout how much shit you got… But, I guess things are good. I’m gettin’
throwed-off while reviewin’ this okay/below-average song, here… Where’s Boss
Action? Here he iz, on tha 3rd verse, comin’ through wit some nice,
drug-related shit! Good ta have tha kitchen hot wit this boiling-hot CD! My Rating: 3.2
20.
“Ain’t Tryna Be Ya Mane” Feat. Savage
Gotta
luv tha title! Perfect perspective fa Savage, too! Him doin’ tha track, here,
gon prolly make me luv it!!
>>> Whoa @ anotha hot-ass
beat start, outta nowhere!! A computerized-Savage on tha hook, here… No gayness
on tha voice, here!! Strictly catchiness!! 99% of dudes who put a voice effect
on their voice sound like a dude masturbatin’ in anotha dude’s ear, havin’ an
orgasm and shit! But wit Sav, there’s no orgasmic gayness here! Even down ta
bein’ a dad, how I always complain about these early dads: No complainin’ wit
Savage! He’s, just, perfect in every area!! Good shit you got on tha 1st
verse, Ready! You just comin’ through wit dat catchiness on this beat… Then
again, a female song when it’s rage against Gates? Ahh, tha “phone” shit on tha
2nd verse… I get thrown-off, but dat don’t mean it’s affecting how I
feel about this joint… My Rating: 4.6
21.
“Vice Versa” Feat. Mista Cain & Z.C. Juice
So,
Zion City Juice decided to put his name as an acronym, now? Interesting… More
Ready family (Jay Scalez) on tha beat! >>> Nice beat, here; this CD’s
pretty consistent and shit ain’t stoppin’!! Tha hook’s pretty nice! Hearin’
Mista on tha 1st verse, and “on tha road,” doin’ shows? Can’t
picture it, since you gotta be a lil’ big ta do dat, right? Okay verse… Hearin’
you on tha 2nd verse, and tha beat just takes you ova!! Just spittin’ dat raw shit fa tha
streetz!! Time fa tha Zion City Juice on tha 3rd verse, here… Still
comin’ through wit dat “gangsta shit!” My
Rating: 4.5
22.
“Fuck Sum’n” Feat. Q-Red
Ooohhh……,
Q-Red on tha track and feature!!
>>> Sounds good wit a pitched-Q-Red on tha hook? Y’all must really be enjoyin’ this, but I thought
this was battlin’? What’s wit tha dick action in tha “pussy,” here? Here you
are on tha 1st verse, comin’ through wit some catchy shit fa this
kinda song… LOL, tellin’ “Q-Red” dat tha “mollies” are here, lol! Now, things
gon be crazier!! Thought there’d be a
Q-Red verse, but it’s you on tha 2nd verse, comin’ through wit more
of your fucktastic rhymes… I have ta
admit ta Q-Red, too: I FINNA BE AN UNCLE!!!
My Rating: 4.5
23.
“Take It From Me” Feat. Lil’ Pokey & Madd Marvin
Got
some Wodie on tha beat, here! I wonder how tha features gon turn out, here…?
>>> Has a lil’ bit of a mainstream twist ta this beat, but still
sounds interestin’… Good shit you got goin’ on wit tha hook, here… Oh,
not-purchased beat? Hearin’ Wodie’s tag throughout this, multiple times…
Because I know tha deal wit repeatin’ tags, I won’t criticize it. So, wit that
bein’ said, Pokey’s on tha 1st verse, comin’ through wit nice shit,
here; I can dig it… Here you are on tha 2nd verse, comin’ through
wit your shit… I’ve heard it all from you… Wonder how you always have true luv fa
“Mista Cain”? Like, where does tha luv begin? Wasn’t stalking involved?
Obsessiveness? Trillions of “phone” calls? Anyway, got dat Madd Marvin on tha 3rd
verse, and I’m definitely feelin’ how
he comin’ through on this one!! Sounds like a southern version of Meek Mill,
here!! My Rating: 4.5
24.
“Da Dumbest” Feat. Jimi Jump
Keepin’
these interestin’ features goin’ wit Yella On Tha Beat on tha track, here!
>>> Beat sounds nice; all these beats startin’ ta blend in wit each
other… Again, anotha dark beat, and you got shit on lock fa tha streetz, here,
wit your rhymes! Tha hook sounds pretty nice; shout out ta Jimi Jump, comin’
through wit his catchy voice and shit ta offer… Even got him on tha 2nd
verse, here, comin’ through wit dat champ-status shit! We finally have a
shorter song than usual, this time… My
Rating: 4.4
25.
“Crazy” Feat. Turk
“Crazy”
that there’s no producer listed, lol? But, I’m anticipated!! >>> Thought
it was G-Motivation’s beat tag in tha beginning, based off that chirp…? Anyway,
likin’ tha hook! Turk, now fallin’ into a world of “mollies,” be fulla dem
“mollies!” Definitely catchiness
comin’ outta his mouth! We got him on tha 1st verse, here, comin’
through wit some shit ta make err-body feel good, right? We got you on tha 2nd
verse, here, comin’ through wit all this “poppin’,” lol. Thought Dead Game got
your back, here, it’s still “B.O.W. Ent.” representin’, it sounds like… My Rating: 4.4
26.
“Eat That Ham”
This
random saying ta end this CD off’s definitely
a way ta close out on top? 808 doin’ tha track, here… >>> Whoo @ tha
crazy-soundin’ beat start!! Much
betta than tha previous 808 beat!! I’ll always remember how you said this title
in Jiggaman’s “Get Loose”, from last year! That was a classic collaboration wit Level; good job wit doin’ that one,
Ready! As far as this hook, definitely
catchy! Love how you threatenin’ tha haterz!! Tha 1st verse sounds
good, too; you strictly deliverin’
this shit!! Tha 2nd verse sounds tight, too; trapped in your music, here!! My
Rating: 4.6
Overall: Well, looks like you
basically won against Gates, here!! Sometimes,
I like him betta, but it looks like you have betta reviewz. You even had almost
double tha amount of songs he had, even though you went over tha CD length
limit. Congratulations, Ready, fa gettin’ a “W” against Stranger Than Fiction, here! But, I still don’t know about your new
money name, though! Either way, goodbye, current reviewz!
Oh
yea, Ready, remember Zeus from Jigga House Records? Well, it was his birthday
last Saturday. Look how I celebrated it:
Talk
about dedication!! Driving three hours just to get a pic in front of tha Zeus
building, like he did!!
Rankings:
25. “Master P” Feat. Gucci Mane 3.1
24. “Turn Up” Feat. Boss Action 3.2
23. “Fuckin’ Off” Feat. Bugsy Calhoone 3.7
22. “Ran Thru” 3.8
21. “Somethin’ Serious” 3.9
20. “Bad Habit” 4.0
19. “Phone Jumpin’” Feat. Mouse On Tha Track,
Doe B & Zedzilla 4.1
18. “Intro” 4.2
17. “Picture Me A Tru Nigga” Feat. MMG Bay
Bay, Rudye & C-Murder
4.3
16. “Hold It Down” Feat. Savage & DJ
B-Real 4.3
15. “Da Dumbest” Feat. Jimi Jump 4.4
14. “Crazy” Feat. Turk 4.4
13. “Pop Lock” 4.4
12. “Like Christmas” 4.4
11. “Vice Versa” Feat. Mista Cain & Z.C.
Juice 4.5
10. “Hold That Noise (Remix 2)” Feat. Yo
Gotti & Kevin Gates 4.5
09. “Not Gone Let U Slide” Feat. Madd Marvin
& Mista Cain 4.5
08. “Take It From Me” Feat. Lil’ Pokey &
Madd Marvin 4.5
07. “Fuck Sum’n” Feat. Q-Red 4.5
06. “Got It On Me” Feat. Malachi & Lil’
One The Champ 4.5
05. “Eat That Ham” 4.6
04. “Ain’t Tryna Be Ya Mane” Feat. Savage 4.6
03. “Fuck Nigga” Feat. Savage 4.7
02. “What Up!” 4.9
01. “Get Ya Mind Right” Feat. DJ B-Real &
Mista Cain 4.9
Average CD Rating Review:
Total
Score: 106.9
Total
Songs: / 25
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Average CD Rating: 4.3
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