Disclaimer: I rate each song from 1.0 – 5.0; each rating iz my own opinion! I only please myself wit my ratings! I don’t care how lyrical you are, as long as it’s jammin’ enough for me to like it! I look for beats, then vocals, and then lyrics. To determine my favorites, I will differ tha 4.0 ratings. If a song gets at least a 4.0 rating from me, I love it already. If at least a 4.6 rating, I pretty much really love it, as it’s considered mindblowin’ when I hear it! Any song can earn up to a maximum of a 5.0 rating. Anything I type before “ >>> ” iz what I’m sayin’ before I listen to tha song; anything after I type “ >>> ” iz what I think of tha song while I’m listening to it. If you sound like anything too mainstream for me or have auto-tune in your vocals, I’m not buyin’ it!
© 2009 CD Review (Review #198)
reviewed on 5.06.2009 & 5.11.2009
by FrankieThaLuckyDog.
01. “Get Away Clean”
Openin’ tha doors for Master P wit this title track… I wonder what gon come outta it?! >>> Tha first explicit CD it looks like! Sounds pretty nice so far for a start; a plus to tha rappin’. That one Untouchables dude on tha 2nd verse sounds pretty good too. I like tha beat style for this bein’ tha 1st 90’s CD I’m reviewin’. LOL @ tha sax! Tha 3rd verse from you iz soundin’ good too, P. Ooh, a gurl kickin’ some ass on tha 4th verse; go Sonya! Great job on her verse, especially tha ending wit tha “saxophone” part! Tha 5th verse from you iz pretty good as well. I like your ending wit tha “sucka” part, lol! My Rating: 3.7
02. “Saxophone”
LOL, they’re tha same exact length? >>> LOL, they’re tha same exact song too? See No. 1 for tha review!
03. “Rollin’ The Dice”
Of course, a title I luv, so let’s see if tha song will be just as good! >>> Ooh, “dank passin’” type of intro; now this iz some HOT shit for an intro! It even has a West Coast type of style in tha beat! Sounds like somethin’ I’ll really like!! Tha 1st verse was decent/good. Wow, you even “gets retarded” in this bitch in ’91!! LOL, what’s goin’ on here? LOL @ tha bassline. At about 2:50, it went into a choppa scene? LOL, what’s goin’ on wit this joint? Now at about 3:19, it changed a lil’… It was off to a REAL GREAT start, but it sounds confusing… Really, what does tha title have to do wit anything? Deduction in my rating due to too much shit goin’ on… My Rating: 3.1
04. “Crooked Ass Law”
Looks like it’ll be a good one! Great title for this! >>> Okay start, okay beat. Not bad on tha hook too. Tha 2nd verse iz soundin’ better. I like tha “dope” reference during tha 2nd verse. This continued to stay good, so thumbs up on me hearin’. Too bad for tha “crooked-ass laws!!” My Rating: 3.9
05. “Low, Down & Dirty”
Let’s see what you gon deliver in under 3 minutes… >>> Sounds too random… Tha 2nd verse iz soundin’ A LOT BETTER!! There’s fast-ass rappin’ that sounds REAL GREAT!! You’re on tha 3rd verse, and it looks like you’re supportive since you’re “sendin’ money to mothers all day.” LOL @ tha fast, unexpected ending from you! My Rating: 3.5
06. “Safe Sex”
How will you explain to tha people about it? >>> Not bad start… I like tha “start/finish” part of yours at tha end of your verse. That title does nothin’ to what this song’s about, which increases my anxious level. Really, I don’t know what happened wit this joint… What does this have to do wit “safe sex”? I don’t know wit this one… My Rating: 2.4
½time: Well, not bad start, but I’m REAL tired now, so I’ll ttyl! >>> Whoa, I’m back. It’s May 11 now. I was gonna continue it tha night after, but I had a lotta food, and had gone to tha bathroom instead of reviewin’, so I didn’t feel too good. Plus, these past nights, I’ve been on tha phone wit a few of my boyz, so that’s a timekiller. Now, finally back up in this bitch!
07. “Dana, You Can Bang Her”
LMAO @ tha title!! >>> LMAO @ tha start!! Hella funny!! Holy shit, tha explicit lyrics work REAL GREAT fa shit like this!! LOL @ tha “sucked my dick like a bottle!” First REALLY explicit song I’m reviewin’ in tha marathon!! GREAT sexual lyrics, P!!!! That beat iz nice and simple too, so it’s like, LOL! Tha 1st verse was a GREAT way to start it, but tha 2nd verse REALLY got further into tha topic!! Nice 3rd verse too, and it sounds like this song REALLY picked up tha CD!! My Rating: 4.7
08. “I’m In The House”
Doing what? >>> Tha beat sounds similar to tha last joint. LOL, it’s tha same song? LOL, what’s wit tha repeat? See No. 7 for tha review!
09. “Richtown”
Now, there’s a different song here; let’s see… >>> LOL @ tha “I Wanna Sex You Up” sample… Not bad on tha first verse; not much I can say… Tha hook sounds better, especially wit tha gurl sayin’ tha title! LOL @ tha “R-I-C-H-M-O-N-D” parts repeating; holy shit, they won’t stop! I liked that 2nd verse, especially how it ended wit tha “drug” part. Good “pants saggin’” part (‘90s style) to start tha 3rd verse! I didn’t expect it to end so fast, but decent song. My Rating: 3.8
10. “What’s Up With That”
“With what”? Lemme find out what you got goin’ on here… >>> Interesting intro goin’ on here… I like what’s goin’ on in tha intro, as it’s givin’ me a feelin’ to wonder what’s gonna happen! Not much to say so far… Looks like you live in a “gang bang” area ‘cause that’s how you roll where you at (according to what you just said in tha 2nd verse). LOL @ that “’cause I’ma _____...” part repeating! Can’t really leave much feedback on this one… My Rating: 2.9
11. “Bitches And Money”
How can you break down a song like this in ’91? >>> Okay intro (nothin’ to say), a dancey beat… It almost sounds like Nu$ie (R.I.P.) on tha 2nd verse, lol. It sounds like there’s 1-2 featured people on here; who are they? Okay song… My Rating: 2.6
12. “You Only Live Once”
Wanna say “R.I.P.” to those that lived their life! Sorry y’all had to die! How you gon spit some game on this, P? >>> LOL, what’s up wit Song No. 10 & this song’s title? It sounds like it doesn’t go wit it? LOL @ tha “mizzite” part in tha 2nd verse! What’s wit all tha “Master P, don’t take no bullshit” lines? LMAO/REAL COOL at tha “Nintendo/sell that indo” line; GREAT SHIT! Sounds like a “sharp” start to tha 3rd verse wit tha shit goin’ on here: Tha “sharp as a razor blade” and tha “genie bottle” lines caught some attention. My Rating: 3.6
13. “Dope Shots”
I have a feelin’ it’s tha same song… >>> Wait, it’s one of tha previous songs… This tha “Bitches And Money” song, so… See No. 11 for tha review!
EDIT: How did these titles come about (that are tha same song/don’t say tha title)?
Overall: Well, it felt like I just started, but it’s over. I guess tha CD was okay, even though there’s prolly a lot betta shit as this time era goes on (think, we’re only in 1991 right now)!
Rankings (according to my ratings):
10. “Safe Sex” 2.4
09. “Bitches And Money” / “Dope Shots” 2.6
08. “What’s Up With That” 2.9
07. “Rollin’ The Dice” 3.1
06. “Low, Down & Dirty” 3.5
05. “You Only Live Once” 3.6
04. “Get Away Clean” / “Saxophone” 3.7
03. “Richtown” 3.8
02. “Crooked Ass Law” 3.9
01. “Dana, You Can Bang Her” / “I’m In The House” 4.7
Average CD Rating Review:
Total Score: 34.2
Total Songs: / 10
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Average CD Rating: 3.4
^ LOL, only 1 song I luved, which surpassed tha othaz by quite a lot!
01. “Get Away Clean”
Openin’ tha doors for Master P wit this title track… I wonder what gon come outta it?! >>> Tha first explicit CD it looks like! Sounds pretty nice so far for a start; a plus to tha rappin’. That one Untouchables dude on tha 2nd verse sounds pretty good too. I like tha beat style for this bein’ tha 1st 90’s CD I’m reviewin’. LOL @ tha sax! Tha 3rd verse from you iz soundin’ good too, P. Ooh, a gurl kickin’ some ass on tha 4th verse; go Sonya! Great job on her verse, especially tha ending wit tha “saxophone” part! Tha 5th verse from you iz pretty good as well. I like your ending wit tha “sucka” part, lol! My Rating: 3.7
02. “Saxophone”
LOL, they’re tha same exact length? >>> LOL, they’re tha same exact song too? See No. 1 for tha review!
03. “Rollin’ The Dice”
Of course, a title I luv, so let’s see if tha song will be just as good! >>> Ooh, “dank passin’” type of intro; now this iz some HOT shit for an intro! It even has a West Coast type of style in tha beat! Sounds like somethin’ I’ll really like!! Tha 1st verse was decent/good. Wow, you even “gets retarded” in this bitch in ’91!! LOL, what’s goin’ on here? LOL @ tha bassline. At about 2:50, it went into a choppa scene? LOL, what’s goin’ on wit this joint? Now at about 3:19, it changed a lil’… It was off to a REAL GREAT start, but it sounds confusing… Really, what does tha title have to do wit anything? Deduction in my rating due to too much shit goin’ on… My Rating: 3.1
04. “Crooked Ass Law”
Looks like it’ll be a good one! Great title for this! >>> Okay start, okay beat. Not bad on tha hook too. Tha 2nd verse iz soundin’ better. I like tha “dope” reference during tha 2nd verse. This continued to stay good, so thumbs up on me hearin’. Too bad for tha “crooked-ass laws!!” My Rating: 3.9
05. “Low, Down & Dirty”
Let’s see what you gon deliver in under 3 minutes… >>> Sounds too random… Tha 2nd verse iz soundin’ A LOT BETTER!! There’s fast-ass rappin’ that sounds REAL GREAT!! You’re on tha 3rd verse, and it looks like you’re supportive since you’re “sendin’ money to mothers all day.” LOL @ tha fast, unexpected ending from you! My Rating: 3.5
06. “Safe Sex”
How will you explain to tha people about it? >>> Not bad start… I like tha “start/finish” part of yours at tha end of your verse. That title does nothin’ to what this song’s about, which increases my anxious level. Really, I don’t know what happened wit this joint… What does this have to do wit “safe sex”? I don’t know wit this one… My Rating: 2.4
½time: Well, not bad start, but I’m REAL tired now, so I’ll ttyl! >>> Whoa, I’m back. It’s May 11 now. I was gonna continue it tha night after, but I had a lotta food, and had gone to tha bathroom instead of reviewin’, so I didn’t feel too good. Plus, these past nights, I’ve been on tha phone wit a few of my boyz, so that’s a timekiller. Now, finally back up in this bitch!
07. “Dana, You Can Bang Her”
LMAO @ tha title!! >>> LMAO @ tha start!! Hella funny!! Holy shit, tha explicit lyrics work REAL GREAT fa shit like this!! LOL @ tha “sucked my dick like a bottle!” First REALLY explicit song I’m reviewin’ in tha marathon!! GREAT sexual lyrics, P!!!! That beat iz nice and simple too, so it’s like, LOL! Tha 1st verse was a GREAT way to start it, but tha 2nd verse REALLY got further into tha topic!! Nice 3rd verse too, and it sounds like this song REALLY picked up tha CD!! My Rating: 4.7
08. “I’m In The House”
Doing what? >>> Tha beat sounds similar to tha last joint. LOL, it’s tha same song? LOL, what’s wit tha repeat? See No. 7 for tha review!
09. “Richtown”
Now, there’s a different song here; let’s see… >>> LOL @ tha “I Wanna Sex You Up” sample… Not bad on tha first verse; not much I can say… Tha hook sounds better, especially wit tha gurl sayin’ tha title! LOL @ tha “R-I-C-H-M-O-N-D” parts repeating; holy shit, they won’t stop! I liked that 2nd verse, especially how it ended wit tha “drug” part. Good “pants saggin’” part (‘90s style) to start tha 3rd verse! I didn’t expect it to end so fast, but decent song. My Rating: 3.8
10. “What’s Up With That”
“With what”? Lemme find out what you got goin’ on here… >>> Interesting intro goin’ on here… I like what’s goin’ on in tha intro, as it’s givin’ me a feelin’ to wonder what’s gonna happen! Not much to say so far… Looks like you live in a “gang bang” area ‘cause that’s how you roll where you at (according to what you just said in tha 2nd verse). LOL @ that “’cause I’ma _____...” part repeating! Can’t really leave much feedback on this one… My Rating: 2.9
11. “Bitches And Money”
How can you break down a song like this in ’91? >>> Okay intro (nothin’ to say), a dancey beat… It almost sounds like Nu$ie (R.I.P.) on tha 2nd verse, lol. It sounds like there’s 1-2 featured people on here; who are they? Okay song… My Rating: 2.6
12. “You Only Live Once”
Wanna say “R.I.P.” to those that lived their life! Sorry y’all had to die! How you gon spit some game on this, P? >>> LOL, what’s up wit Song No. 10 & this song’s title? It sounds like it doesn’t go wit it? LOL @ tha “mizzite” part in tha 2nd verse! What’s wit all tha “Master P, don’t take no bullshit” lines? LMAO/REAL COOL at tha “Nintendo/sell that indo” line; GREAT SHIT! Sounds like a “sharp” start to tha 3rd verse wit tha shit goin’ on here: Tha “sharp as a razor blade” and tha “genie bottle” lines caught some attention. My Rating: 3.6
13. “Dope Shots”
I have a feelin’ it’s tha same song… >>> Wait, it’s one of tha previous songs… This tha “Bitches And Money” song, so… See No. 11 for tha review!
EDIT: How did these titles come about (that are tha same song/don’t say tha title)?
Overall: Well, it felt like I just started, but it’s over. I guess tha CD was okay, even though there’s prolly a lot betta shit as this time era goes on (think, we’re only in 1991 right now)!
Rankings (according to my ratings):
10. “Safe Sex” 2.4
09. “Bitches And Money” / “Dope Shots” 2.6
08. “What’s Up With That” 2.9
07. “Rollin’ The Dice” 3.1
06. “Low, Down & Dirty” 3.5
05. “You Only Live Once” 3.6
04. “Get Away Clean” / “Saxophone” 3.7
03. “Richtown” 3.8
02. “Crooked Ass Law” 3.9
01. “Dana, You Can Bang Her” / “I’m In The House” 4.7
Average CD Rating Review:
Total Score: 34.2
Total Songs: / 10
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Average CD Rating: 3.4
^ LOL, only 1 song I luved, which surpassed tha othaz by quite a lot!
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