Wednesday, July 1, 2009

Review #250: RoyDezzy "Bloodking Vol. 2"

Reviewed on 7.01.2009 (Review #250)


FrankieThaLuckyDog here... Not sure of how I feel for this next review, but I gotta do it. Here goes my review fa RoyDezzy "Bloodking Vol. 2". Start Time: 2:01 PM | End Time: 3:30 PM


Disclaimer: I rate each song from 1.0 – 5.0; each rating iz my own opinion! I only please myself wit my ratings! I don’t care how lyrical you are, as long as it’s jammin’ enough for me to like it! I look for beats, then vocals, and then lyrics. To determine my favorites, I will differ tha 4.0 ratings. If a song gets at least a 4.0 rating from me, I love it already. If at least a 4.6 rating, I pretty much really love it, as it’s considered mindblowin’ when I hear it! Any song can earn up to a maximum of a 5.0 rating. Anything I type before “ >>> ” iz what I’m sayin’ before I listen to tha song; anything after I type “ >>> ” iz what I think of tha song while I’m listening to it. If you sound like anything too mainstream for me or have auto-tune in your vocals, I’m not buyin’ it!
 
 
© 2009 CD Review (Review #250) reviewed on 7.01.2009 by FrankieThaLuckyDog.


01. "RoyDezzyana"
LOL... I neva heard you rap (if I'm not mistaken), but you know me, so let's see this combination of facts... >>> Your voice sounds SOOOOOOO grimy/underground internet style!!! I like that hook, especially wit tha title! Nice lil' "rollin' up a blunt" part at :44. I thought it would be worse than this, but this iz good shit here. Nice lil' job on tha 1st verse. Nice reverse effect from 1:47 - 1:54 in tha beat! Nice job on tha 2nd verse too. Your "booooooy" part towards tha end of tha hook sounds like (I think) Lil' Wayne. Nice job for tha 1st time hearin' you! Thumbs up to tha original production too! My Rating: 4.1


02. "1picture, 1nite"
Can imagine what this song iz... >>> Ooh, it sounds like a nice start in tha beat here. Maybe a good beat start, but it sounds like a wack set of vocals here. What's wit that at :35 where tha quality iz decreased/like on a phone? Well, HORRIBLE vocals here, so that's a MAJOR thumbs down!! Why would you put "Soulja Boy Tell 'Em" in your verse? Are you serious right now? Everything sux so far in tha lyrics, although tha "eat tha pussy" part at tha end of tha 1st verse sounded good. Ewe, WTF @ that phone quality before tha 2nd verse AND even in tha 2nd verse!? Tha 2nd verse sux automatically 'cause of tha Auto-Tune; do I really have ta comment? Just listenin' to this makes you think of somethin' worse than Britney Spears, POP style!! My Rating: 1.0


03. "Alive"
Annet Artani (Greek singer) has a HOT song called this; you BETTA not fuck up tha title!! >>> ??? @ tha fade-in intro? What's wit tha Rock style? Odd, but not bad. Glad you say, "I'm fully alive, I can't die." WTF again wit that phone call quality at :40 again? Iz that like your beat style? You reminded me of Lil' Wayne on how you looked (what you rock), and it sounds like you're copying his music style? I guess a good start to tha 2nd verse wit "fully alive, my batteries can't die." Also, good "eatin' up tha pussy like it's my gumbo" part. Although better than tha last song, that beat (mainly in tha hook) sounds so fucked up. My Rating: 2.6


04. "Bandana Down"
"Bandana" iz spelled wit 2 "n"s, not 3; ID Error #1. Tha title here iz good, but are you gonna go Juelz Santana style on this? >>> Good beat intro, but who knows what'll happen... I hear you voice in a better sounding (no Auto-Tune or weird shit). I like tha "bow"s in tha beginning. Okay, good hook. I like tha "boxers to my socks, I be, bandana down" part in tha hook; sounds good. Okay on tha 1st verse; average lyrics. Again, decent on tha 2nd verse. Nice beat ending; like it a lot! My Rating: 3.8


05. "Be My Gurl"
Somethin' tells me this gon be bad... >>> What's wit tha fade-in intro? This ain't a short club mix on Music Choice Dance... Good, no Auto-Tune in tha start here. Real slow beat... Kinda boring, but it sounds like you're dying in tha hook wit that shitty-ass Auto-Tune! More "nearly dying" voice goin' on in tha 2nd verse here. What tha hell iz wrong wit your voice? So, you're gonna have a 1:06 outro? That ain't a good move... Oh, tha hook came back about 30 seconds later... My Rating: 1.4


06. "Beat It Out The Frame"
See #5's preview! >>> I think tha title iz too typical, and tha beat iz okay, although it sounds a lil' like "Got Money" wit tha synth. Tha hook ain't scary this time though. Ooh, some "dunn-dunn-dunn-dunn"/ol' skool Louisiana sounding in tha beat at 1:13 that I like. No comment on tha lyrics on tha 1st verse. I hear a featured person on tha 2nd verse (no source of who it iz?). He did an aight job, but nothin' spectacular. My Rating: 2.5


07. "Do It Like Me"
I don't like these titles... >>> Ewe, snappin' in tha beat... Hook iz just your typical mainstream type. Wow, you actually said, "my dougie," in your 1st verse? Only 1 verse here, and there's no interest at all from this short song. My Rating: 1.7


08. "Eat U Rappers"
LOL! >>> Speaking of LOL, LOL @ tha laughin' in tha beginning. Sounds like a better beat version of "All The Above" from Maino & T-Pain. What does this have ta do wit tha title; "my dick all hard?" LOL, here's tha hook, soundin' funnier than eva! You actually sound like a lil' kid (no offense) on tha hook. WTF, a 2nd verse wit a song only 2:13; why Auto-Tune??? I was gonna give it a 3.0 flat, but tha 2nd verse ruined it. I still really like that hook. My Rating: 2.8


09. "Fresh"
... >>> What's wit tha quiet beat intro for 12 seconds? Nothin' happenin' so far... Good "pants sag" part; that's it (1st verse). Uh oh, a featured person... He did a betta job than you; not bad. Anotha featured person on tha 3rd verse? I didn't think a 3rd verse would fit. Decent part. Still, very typical wit tha topic. My Rating: 2.6


10. "Fuck U Other Rappers"
A minute longer... >>> Why would you have "YouTube" in your verse, no less callin' yourself "Mr. YouTube?" A featured person on here, just bein' so boring/typical wit tha "hoes comin' out they clothes" type shit. I only say that 'cause you're a new dude, sayin' typical shit and not bein' creative? No comment on tha hook. WTF @ that quality on that featured person on tha 2nd verse? Sounds like my ears are clogged undawater, lol. No comment on tha 2nd verse. Not bad for tha start of tha 3rd verse. What's wit that quality on tha 2nd 1/2 of tha 3rd verse (different dude)? Why does tha end have ta have Auto-Tune in it? WHY?!?!?!?!?!?!??!? My Rating: 2.0


11. "Get Off My Dick"
>>> I hate ta see these original beats be wasted. Why are these featured people not sourced? That's anotha bad reason why this CD sux right now. Sounds like "It Ain't My Fault" wit tha title repeatin'. I don't know what ta say for this song... Somewhat catchy wit tha title, but tha lyrics are just somewhat below average right now. I don't like tha typical lyrics, as well as it bein' like 0% Louisiana! Nice cold ending wit tha title havin' no beat at tha end. My Rating: 2.7


12. "God Give Me Another Chance"
Why a title like that wit this wackness goin' on? Tha Lord doesn't want no Auto-Tune so DON'T use it!! >>> Tha dude in tha beginning sounds pretty good wit his "sag my pants" shit. I like tha beat here, and wit you on here, it sounds pretty good this time. Tha featured person (I think from tha beginning of this song) has a verse here, and it's just okay. Now, it's you wit no beat goin' on here; LOL @ tha acapella. Why iz there like a fade-out (or hidden adlib type parts in tha background) goin' on around tha 2:17 - 2:19 area? That was weird that it had no beat fa like nearly a minute... That's a nice cold ending! My Rating: 3.7


½time: Well, it's a pretty bad start, I must say. Sorry, but you need a lotta work when it comes to this Rap shit! I'm glad you got tha original production, but you really need ta apply a Louisiana lifestyle into your rhymes, and not tha garbage/typical shit that's out in tha mainstream. Average CD rating iz currently 2.6.


13. "Gurl U Make Me Say Ohh"
You put tha # 0 in tha "ohh" instead of tha letter O; ID Error #2. >>> Auto-Tune; 1.9 or lower rating now! I thought you said "'Nsync" in tha title, lol. Tha beat iz pretty good, but you're screwin' this song up big time right now! Was that a "meow" at :52? Can't even hear tha dude on tha 2nd verse here... Iz that Auto-Tune? Yuck! LOL @ how you said tha hook. Tha 3rd verse iz pretty bad too. Weird, distorted, fade-out ending... My Rating: 1.2


14. "I Might Get Laid 2nite"
Wow, talk about bad spelling. I'm a virgin, and it's laid, not "layed;" ID Error #3! >>> Glad you said, "we actin' retarded;" that's Louisiana right there. Unexpected beat here that sounds not bad. A lil' better from you on tha 1st verse. Ewe, "sorry fa cursin'?" Don't make me hear that! LOL @ "my pants are fallin';" not bad on tha 2nd verse too. It not really your style, but it's weird that this iz a betta song from you. Why tha Auto-Tune/2-year old "what?" shit around 3:15? I'll decrease tha rating a lil' then! My Rating: 3.5


15. "I'mma Rock Ur World"
Oh... >>> Here we go... AUTO-TUNE! This beat iz more for tha grown men singin' 'bout women; not this Auto-Tune/I sound like I got fucked in tha nuts type shit! LOL @ "my dick, it get hard like a brick;" you like bein' hard while on Auto-Tune, huh? That's NOT what's up! Wow, "and we swimmin' like fish;" ooh, lol (sarcastic)! It still sounds aight fa a sex song. Still, drop tha Auto-Tune; you sound REALLY messed up wit it! My Rating: 2.3


16. "Let Yourself Go"
Glad tha length dropped ta 2:20! >>> Ewe, sounds like East Coast shit. Wow, "it stinks so bad like somethin' dead;" wow... Sounds like Adult Contemporary in tha hook? Again, why that beat style wit tha fade-out/distortion around tha 1:18 mark? What's wit all tha Rock sounds in tha beat? My Rating: 1.9


17. "My Rockstar Gurl"
*Yawn*... >>> I KNEW someone was gonna kick you in tha nuts to fuck up your vocals on this one too! What's bein' said in tha 1st verse? Fix your mic, please. No comment on tha hook, but that 2nd verse iz soundin' TERRIBLE! Why iz that "this iz a ??? production" repeatin' in tha beat? That's gay, and so iz that bad singin'/Auto-Tuneness at tha end! My Rating: 1.0


18. "MySpace Freak"
I might have ta give tha same rating again! >>> Here we go wit tha Rock shit again as well as tha fucked up vocals! Glad it's only 2:04! "Underwear," huh? I can't listen to you wit those annoying vocals! Although only 26 seconds left, I stopped it at 1:38! My Rating: 1.0


19. "Pussy Monster"
LOL... >>> Again wit this Rock and fucked up/balls got knocked out vocals!! This iz just bad... "Leave your body retarded" <- Not bad line. Weird title... "I'ma lick you 'til I bleed?" Iz that what you said? Tha 2nd verse wasn't that bad... My Rating: 1.3


20. "Rock This Shit"
You need ta do some work before you can "rock this [Rap] shit!" >>> Bad fade-in intro... Why tha Rock shit? Tha title has ta do wit makin' a Rock beat? LOL/SMH... You do "eat these beats like it iz your breakfast." However, you do TERRIBLE on most of 'em! I'm surprised Baby L's collaborates wit you... It just got terrible at 2:37 wit those Auto-Tune vocals and that YELLING at 2:47! My Rating: 1.2


21. "Rockstar Gurl (Remix)" Feat. Baby L's
This song again??? How you gon fix a 1.0 rating? >>> Oh, God, 4:40 on tha length... I got betta thingz ta do... LIKE MASTURBATE, lol! I almost was gonna skip this, but I dunno why, tha 1st verse was just decent, and just made me wanna sit here and think pathetic. I guess good thing I didn't skip 'cause Baby L's iz on tha 2nd verse; why on a pathetic song like this? At least he sounded normal, and gave a decent verse WITHOUT Auto-Tune!! Tha rest of this iz useless, so I'm stoppin' at 4:03, wit only 37 seconds left! My Rating: 1.4


22. "Takeover"
>>> What an intro, lol? Decent hook from whoeva that dude iz. Your 1st verse was okay; that's it. No comment on your 2nd verse; nothin' excitin' outta it. My Rating: 2.2


23. "Weekend Gurl"
WTF @ tha title and tha 3:04 length? I was just 'bout ta say, tha Electric Allstars/Mia J "Weekend Love" song was a HUGE song fa 2009; I know you gon fuck up this one (and it has tha same length)... >>> Sounds like old R&B music in tha beginning... Wow, you did a Lil' Wayne and said, "RoyDezzy, ba-by." More disgusting vocals here. Again, that fuckin' low beat at 1:40; WTF iz that? Nothin' special about this song. My Rating: 1.2


24. "What Cha Wear'in'"
Tha last song... Why can't this shit sound like tha 1st song on here, which I LIKED? >>> This long-ass intro... FUCKIN' AUTO-TUNE SHIT!!! What does this whole mixtape (and this song) have ta do wit bein' a "Bloodking?" There was like NO gangsta music on this shit; just fuckin' songs and Auto-Tune shit! Those GAY-ASS vocals at 2:02 made me stop it a second later, at 2:03 (2:08 remainin'); goodbye! My Rating: 1.0


Overall: Well, sorry, but that 2nd 1/2 was AWFUL!!! Not even ANY improvement on it!! Was there any songs 3.0 or higher, smh?!? Really, Dezzy, you NEED ta work on where you from, and tha gangsta life you be livin', ya dig. Not these Pop songs that sound like Lil' Wayne when he fucked up on Auto-Tune! I'm reviewin' your "Da Truth" CD next, so we'll see if that's any better (although it'll prolly just be a touch better).


Rankings (according to my ratings):

24. "MySpace Freak" 1.0
23. "What Cha Wear'in'" 1.0
22. "My Rockstar Gurl" 1.0
21. "1picture, 1nite" 1.0
20. "Rock This Shit" 1.2
19. "Gurl U Make Me Say Ohh" 1.2
18. "Weekend Gurl" 1.2
17. "Pussy Monster" 1.3
16. "Be My Gurl" 1.4
15. "Rockstar Gurl (Remix)" Feat. Baby L's 1.4
14. "Do It Like Me" 1.7
13. "Let Yourself Go" 1.9
12. "Fuck U Other Rappers" 2.0
11. "Takeover" 2.2
10. "I'mma Rock Ur World" 2.3
09. "Beat It Out The Frame" 2.5
08. "Fresh" 2.6
07. "Alive" 2.6
06. "Get Off My Dick" 2.7
05. "Eat U Rappers" 2.8
04. "I Might Get Laid 2nite" 3.5
03. "God Give Me Another Chance" 3.7
02. "Bandana Down" 3.8
01. "RoyDezzyana" 4.1



Average CD Review:

Total Score: 50.1
Total Songs: / 24
-----------------------------
Average CD Rating: 2.1

No comments:

Post a Comment

Note: Only a member of this blog may post a comment.

Blog Archive