Wat up, it's ya boy FrankieThaLuckyDog here. Not much in a mood to do a review on this boring-ass day (which it has been all muggy and rainy outside tha whole day today), but here goes my next review in my marathon (this whole weekend, I'm skippin' tha new CDs and continuing tha marathon instead): Ice Mike "Slammin' Theez Hoz"! Start Time: 8:28 PM | End Time: 9:54 PMQuick Note: I rate each song from 1.0 – 5.0. Each rating iz my own opinion!! I only please myself with my ratings!! I don’t care how lyrical you are! As long as it’s jammin’ enough for me to like it! I look for beats, then vocals, and then lyrics. To determine my favorites, I will differ tha 4.0 ratings (if a song gets at least a 4.0 rating from me, I love it already. If at least a 4.6 rating, I pretty much REALLY LOVE it as it’s considered “mindblowin’” when I hear it) so any song can earn up to a maximum of a 5.0 rating. Anything I type before “ >>> ” iz what I’m sayin’ before I listen to tha song. Anything after I type “ >>> ” iz what I think of tha song while I’m listening to it.
01. "Life Of A Pimp"
Looks like this gon be a "pimp"ed out CD, lol. How will you do? >>> Likin' tha style of tha beat! Sounds like Cash Money type! Great job rappin' to that 1st verse here; catchy hook too. Oh, shit! That part at 1:36, where you "rat-tat-tat-tat'd" wit tha glock went NICE and LOUD in my speakers!! Great job on tha 2nd verse. Wow, tha song only has 1:13; time's breezin'! Huh, no 3rd verse? Too long of a beat outro then... Still sounded as a good joint though, although I wanted a 3rd verse, which there was room for! My Rating: 3.9
02. "All Good My Nigga"
I like when people say that, as well as how you have it as a title! Lookin' forward to this one! >>> I like how also in tha beginning, "brah" was said. Sounds like you sound good on tha 1st verse. Tha hook iz catchy too wit tha title said frequently. LOL @ in tha 2nd verse wit tha bitches, "skip they birth control." Yea, "shout out to Tre-8," as you said. Anotha song without a 3rd verse, but at least there's talkin' at tha end. GREAT ending wit tha "aye, brah." My Rating: 3.8
03. "Fuckin' All U Slippin' Niggaz Hoez"
LOL, a lot's goin' on in tha title! >>> Tha typical "backwards sounding" in tha beat (e.g., "How The Hustlers Do It"). Okay 1st verse, okay hook. Nice job wit tha 2nd verse (just slightly better). I like tha "after I buss my nut, I'm goin' straight ta sleep" part; usually, I do that (masturbating in my case). Nice "polo" part on tha 3rd verse, and it's soundin' sexual too, lol. Good moaning towards tha end! My Rating: 3.5
04. "Welcome 2 Da Real World"
That's right. Explainin' tha "real" in this song sounds anticipating fa me (wit 5:26 on tha length), so lemme hear it! >>> Tha "daddy fist-fight my mamma" part sounds similiar to what my parents were like in tha Late 90's, when my dad cheated on my mom. Good job on tha 1st verse here. Sorry to hear about your "real father" on tha 2nd verse as "he died." Nice wit tha 2nd verse, and tha 3rd verse iz soundin' better; interesting lyrics goin' on wit "tha crowd you used to hang wit; in jail or dead fa doin' tha same shit." My Rating: 3.7
05. Tre-8 Left A Message
Ooh, nice of him to leave a message! Really lookin' forward to what he 'bout ta say!! >>> I didn't get tha backwards beat, but I'm glad he checked in; what up, Tre-8?! My Rating: N/A
06. "I Shitted N Dat Hoe House"
Ooh, raw title, lol!! Lookin' forward to this short one!! >>> Feelin' tha sex lyrics in tha 1st verse; what will tha hook sound like, lol? Tha "walk to tha bathroom" part iz gettin' me ready to see what goin' on! OMG, LMAO @ this!! "I sat down to take a muthafuckin' dump...I strained out some shit, and left it floatin' in tha toilet!" Great hook too, as it repeats tha title! LMAO @ "dripped some shit on tha do' nob!" LMAO @ "I shitted in a towel, threw it in tha sink;" GREAT 2nd verse, as you picture tha story goin' on, lol! Ooh, a 3rd verse (LOL @ a 3rd verse on a song only 2:32)! Yea, "she lit up tha indo!" What a GREAT song; it's entertainin', fa real! Great ending too, as instead of tha title, you "shitted in her mouth!" My Rating: 4.8
07. "Laughing After Death"
Now this looks more serious; lemme see... >>> Sounds like a decent song so far, yet it's not depressing. LOL @ tha laughin' at around 2:33. Oh wow, tha 3rd verse got REALLY gangsta wit tha "rip off his dick, stab him in tha gumbs" line! It's sad that they "took your life 'cause you're black." At least you "got dat bitch" fa doin' bad to you! LOL @ tha "rain." Okay song, nice long rain ending here. Wow, I can feel tha thunderstorm, lol! My Rating: 3.6
½time: This CD iz off to a decent song. Only 1 song I luved on a 1st listen, yet it's WAY higher than a 4.0 rating (tha "shit in house" song, lol). This CD iz still pretty good fa a start, and you know I'm lookin' forward to seein' what we got left fa tha 2nd 1/2!
08. "That Hoe Got Feet Like A Nigga"
Holy, that title!! You and these titles, yet they're long!! Really lookin' forward to this one, especially wit 5:19 on tha length! >>> Okay 1st verse, although it's gettin' better towards tha 1:00 mark. That's pretty raw that you won't "fuck that hoe 'cause 'that hoe got feet like a nigga'!" Tha hook was tight, especially since it added a Bounce feel to it, as well as goin' into tha 2nd verse! Good job wit tha 2nd verse, and nice hook once again!! Well, where's tha 3rd verse? Don't tell me it's like 2+ minutes remaining without a 3rd verse now, lol? Okay, tha hook came in at 3:54 again; nice lil' intermission though. I'm glad tha hook kept it on tha bounce side, but 5:19 on tha length and there only bein' 2 verses? Now that's weird, lol! I hear a sample beat at tha end. My Rating: 4.2
09. "And It's Like Dat"
Let's see what we got here... >>> LOL @ that beginning wit tha "dick squirtin'" part. LOL @ tha part at 1:02; "took a shit on her stomach." You remind me of tha late Nu$$ie from Baton Rouge wit your style on this shit; funny! Cool shit here wit tha 1st 2 verses, and I hear sum shout outs around tha 2:30 mark; will there be a 3rd verse, lol? Okay, yea, a 3rd verse here. Pretty catchy song here. Not much to say about tha lyrics, but tha flowin' was just real catchy like a Nu$$ie song! My Rating: 4.0
10. "What The Ghetto Has To Offer"
I know how it iz in Louisiana; lemme hear you add more to tha pot! >>> Pretty good rappin' on tha 1st verse; tha hook about tha "black man" part iz nice to hear. Ooh, hearin' you on tha 2nd verse now, and tha lyrics are interesting. Good job wit tha 2nd verse. What really "hurt you to really show you?" Oh, tha 3rd verse iz sayin' it all wit tha death of "your grandma, and your grandpa cryin';" I see. Tha rest of tha verse iz tellin' tha truth, explainin' that black people are in trouble more, as well as all death thingz goin' on. My Rating: 3.7
11. "I Tell It Like It Iz"
Of course you do, and now, you're goin' to "tell it like it iz" again! >>> Okay start, and it sounds like you wanna rap this shit right here. LOL @ in tha 2nd verse wit "body smellin' like she hasn't washed in 3 weeks!" Okay song overall; nothin' else to say about anything. My Rating: 3.4
12. Bun B Left A Message
Ooh, what did he say? >>> I like how he said "dawg." Nice beat in this too; cool that he checked in. My Rating: N/A
13. "Mary Jane"
Kush time! Hope so! >>> Has like an East Coast style to tha beat, and I like tha sample fa tha hook. Yea, this iz tha shit right here!!! Luvin' tha 1st verse so far, talkin' SO MUCH about "Mary Jane"! You made tha 1st verse sound cool, as well as this song!! Great 2nd verse too, keepin' your "Mary Jane" obsession alive!! Not bad 3rd verse on this, but it looks like tha last minute of tha song gon be talkin'? Yeah. Nice shout outs at tha end. My Rating: 4.4
14. "Tales From The Ghetto"
I like tha title. This should be like your "What The Ghetto Has To Offer" song? >>> Not bad on tha beat here. Not bad on tha 1st verse either, although tha hook iz good. Sounded like an interesting 2nd verse as well on this shit. Interesting "tale" on tha 3rd verse too. Thanx for this song, as you kept it catchy wit tha hook and tha "tales" in tha verses. My Rating: 3.8
15. R.I.P. 2 The V.I.P.
What this joint gon be like? >>> Ooh, you're "loaded as a ma'fucka," as well as bein' on tha piano, lol. I like when you say "yah dig." Definitely likin' your "loaded voice" here 'cause it sounds cool to hear you. I like your "big joint" thing you said, as well as laughin' afta that. Oh, a beat finally came in at 2:14, lol. Tha beat just rolled out. I thought this was gonna be a song, but you sounded like a cool-ass ma'fucka on this shit. I'm glad you were loaded, so thumbs up! My Rating: N/A
Overall: Not bad of a CD, although you seem like a real cool dude, ya dig. I feel ya on tha shit you be spittin', bruh (as well as yo style). Good job, and I hope you're still around!
Rankings (according to my ratings):
12. "I Tell It Like It Iz" 3.4
11. "Fuckin' All U Slippin' Niggaz Hoez" 3.5
10. "Laughing After Death" 3.6
09. "Welcome 2 Da Real World" 3.7
08. "What The Ghetto Has To Offer" 3.7
07. "Tales From The Ghetto" 3.8
06. "All Good My Nigga" 3.8
05. "Life Of A Pimp" 3.9
04. "And It's Like Dat" 4.0
03. "That Hoe Got Feet Like A Nigga" 4.2
02. "Mary Jane" 4.4
01. "I Shitted N Dat Hoe House" 4.8
Average CD Review:
Total Score: 46.8
Total Songs: / 12
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Average CD Rating: 3.9
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