Review #600: Parktown Bone "Assault & Battery"

Reviewed on 8.08.2010 (Review #600)




I made it…; Review #600!!! And, it’s goin’ to Parktown Bone, who I first heard on 3 Way Street Radio and tha “Jigg City Rockstars” CD; he got tha top-rated song too! So now, lemme see what he ALL about wit his “Assault & Battery” CD!! Start Time: 9:03 PM | End Time: 9:55 PM


Quick Note: I rate each song from 1.0 – 5.0; each rating iz my own opinion!! I only please myself wit my ratings!! I don’t care how lyrical you are! As long as it’s jammin’ enough for me to like it! I look for beats, then vocals and then lyrics. To determine my favorites, I will differ tha 4.0 ratings (if a song gets at least a 4.0 rating from me, I love it already. If at least a 4.6 rating, I pretty much REALLY LOVE it as it’s considered “mindblowin’” when I hear it) so any song can earn up to a maximum of a 5.0 rating. Anything I type before “ >>> ” iz what I’m sayin’ before I listen to tha song. Anything after I type “ >>> ” iz what I think of tha song while I’m listening to it.

© 2010 CD Review (Review #600) reviewed on 8.08.2010 by FrankieThaLuckyDog. Other than tha main artist or affiliated people with tha main artist, this review iz to not be used in anyone else’s words!

Source (Where I Got Tha CD From): http://www.facebook.com/?ref=logo#!/PARKTOWNBONE


01. “Soulja (Intro)”
Startin’ it off, let’s see what we got… >>> Sounds like New York shit for tha start in tha beat… You sound good when you emerge onto tha 1st verse; strictly Louisiana shit!! This beat’s soundin’ much betta when you rap on it! Catchy rhymes here, ya dig! My Rating: 4.5


02. “Cannon”
Let’s see how you gon continue it… >>> Oh, this beat (same title)… At least you sound good here on this beat, doin’ ya thang consistently! It sounds real good towards tha end; that “virgin” part iz pretty tight! My Rating: 4.3


03. “Holla At Me”
Let’s keep it goin’… >>> LOL, what happened wit tha last two seconds? It just repeated here too… Tha 1st verse’s straight… Tha hook sounds pretty cool on this beat. Tha 2nd verse’s just okay for me… My Rating: 3.9


04. “I’m Bone”
That’s who you iz! Let’s hear what you got… >>> Sounds good; feelin’ your rhymes to tha fullest on this pretty-good-soundin’ New York-type beat! My Rating: 4.2


05. “I’m A G”
>>> LOL @ tha “In My Life” beat here; let’s see how you do… Sounds pretty gangsta here; good 1st verse and hook… Tha 2nd verse’s straight gutta for tha hood here, ya dig! My Rating: 4.2


06. “Spit Yo Game” Feat. Sam I Am
A longer length here; let’s see how you do on this beat… >>> LOL, sounds like Sam I Am in tha beginning on this beat, lol? VERY LONG intro, which iz makin’ me say, “When will it start, lol?” Okay, towards tha :50ish mark wit Sam I Am officially on tha 1st verse; you should’ve put him as a featuer on tha back cover! He ALWAYS doin’ tha damn thang and this iz DEFINITELY A+!!! LOL, you’re comin’ through REALLY fast on tha 2nd verse here; str8 consistent shit!! This has ta be your best verse so far on all tha songs on this CD, ya dig!! LOL, who’s on tha 3rd verse here? Sounds pretty good whoeva it iz; sounds like my boy Young Maniac from Gardere… My Rating: 4.7


07. “BR Boys” Feat. Young Ready
You have it as “Do Yo Thang” as #7 but this came 1st in tha mp3 files… >>> Sounds like an original sound; very hot soundin’ on tha beat and tha hook!!! Tha 1st verse sounds like you REALLY comin’ through REAL NICE here on tha song!! You have a REAL CONSISTENT voice fa this BR Rap shit!! LOL, “X-Box”’d Young Ready on tha 2nd verse here, doin’ a nice job!! This might sound like an ‘07/’08 song ‘cause Ready sounds a lil’ younger and this sound’s REAL TIGHT (which doesn’t sound like current shit fa some reason)!!! LOL, you’re on tha 3rd verse? It sounds different fa some reason… It still was a GR8 verse, ya dig!! My Rating: 4.8


½time: You’re REALLY doin’ a GR8 job here, my boy!! Glad Quikkdraw fucks wit you REAL HEAVY!!! Tha average CD rating’s at 4.4 right now; keep doin’ tha damn thang!!!


08. “Do Yo Thang”
Now, lemme rehear this for a 2010 re-review!! >>> X-Fyle did tha beat, I see; let’s see if I feel tha same about my 4.8 rating back in tha day… Yea, this iz DEFINITELY catchy on tha hook; luv tha repetitiveness of tha title!! Tha 1st verse’s good fa all tha “cool” shit you spittin’; glad you “rockin’ tha Polo” too! Tha 2nd verse’s consistent also; you’re just a REAL GR8 representa fa tha 225!!! Tha 3rd verse’s consistent wit all tha shit you rockin’ once again!! Also, lol @ tha random “Red Monkey jeans” ad-lib @ 3:48; that was like one of tha only ad-libs in tha song! My Current Rating: 4.8


09. “On That Level” Feat. IL Duce & Lil’ Head
Will it be an original song again? I’m REALLY lookin’ forward, ya dig!! >>> LOL, tha IL Duce song? Didn’t know it was this… He’s on tha 1st verse and it’s soundin’ pretty tight once again (reviewed this months ago) and IL Duce’s known fa bein’ REAL consistent wit tha rhymes!! This sounds a lil’ older on tha hook; no Level on tha feature, lol? Must be you on tha 2nd verse? Not 100% sure but it’s pretty good… Maybe this iz you on tha 2nd ½ of tha 2nd verse? I thought I heard, “…don’t want it wit Bone,” right? I think I heard, “Head,” so, iz Lil’ Head Da YG on tha 3rd verse? I can hear tha tight rhymes and I’ll include him on tha feature! Ooh, a betta hook wit IL Duce towards tha end!! My Rating: 4.6


10. “Supa Kool Dude”
That’s what you iz and let’s see how you come through on dis joint!! >>> I hear an original-soundin’ beat for tha beginning and it’s soundin’ REAL anticipatin’!!! LOL, wit tha samplin’ in tha beat durin’ tha 1st verse, this iz remindin’ me of some really old Louisiana shit, lol! I think tha hook iz “supa kool” wit how you deliver it outta nowhere and just “do yo thang,” lol! Tha vocals almost sound like a young Lil’ Wayne! Tha 2nd verse’s keepin’ this goin’; I’m sure tha 3rd verse’ll keep all these REAL HOT vibes goin’!! Tha start to tha 3rd verse sounds REAL TIGHT wit how you just bringin’ REAL HOT rhymes and not stoppin’!! My Rating: 4.5


11. “Retarted”
This looks anticipatin’! Keep tha original tracks comin’!! >>> More original shit wit X-Fyle on tha track! Tha beat might get me in dat “Do Yo Thang” mode here so let’s see how good/catchy it’ll be… Real catchy beginning, lol! Tha hook sounds tight as hell ‘cause it’s just you comin’ through wit your voice and style!! Tha 1st verse sounds pretty gutta here! LOL, iz this tha real hook ‘round 1:13? Sounds like a remade hook of Kelis & Too Short “Bossy”, lol? How unexpected, yet, you doin’ ya thang wit it!! Tha 2nd verse’s explainin’ tha true “soulja” you are wit tha “soulja blood” you have inside you! Tha 3rd verse’s also real catchy; “I didn’t give a flicky fuck!” LOL @ “flicky fuck!” My Rating: 4.4


12. “Watch My Tool” Feat. Supreme
LOL, an extra, not-needed “h” in tha title (you have “Whatch” on tha back cover)… Anyway, let’s keep it goin’!! >>> LOL, not quite original (although it’s BR still) ‘cause it’s tha “Watch My Shoes” beat. LOL, just like tha “Bossy”-remade hook, this iz a remake hook also of “Watch My Shoes”. LOL, who’s on tha 1st verse? Almost sounds like a white-type rapper… I think tha same person’s on tha 2nd verse; not bad… I like tha “OK-K-K” shit in tha 2nd verse; REAL GR8 rhyme!! Now, it’s you on tha 3rd verse (wit dat Lil’ Wayneish voice), doin’ a nice job wit these rhymes!! EDIT: Just rewound to tha beginning and I believe “Supreme” iz tha feature? I’ll put it… My Rating: 3.8


13. “Couple Thangs”
How will we keep it goin’? >>> That lil’ intro part’s familiar… Oh, this “Put You On The Game” beat; scary times… Sounds even older wit your quality of tha vocals… Tha hook sounds real good wit how you remade this hook, ya dig! Tha 2nd verse has a GR8 start wit all tha “pillz” shit, ya dig! My Rating: 4.3


14. “Diamonds”
Must be a jacked beat ‘cause it’s pretty short for tha ending song… >>> LOL @ this Smitty beat and keepin’ it ’05 style… Pretty good verse ta end this shit off; you always keepin’ it consistent! My Rating: 3.7


Overall: I KNEW you’d REALLY do a GR8 job here, ya dig!! REAL GLAD this became my 600th review and just keep it goin’ wit those REAL HOT rhymes and REAL GR8 225 production!!!


Rankings:

14. “Diamonds” 3.7
13. “Watch My Tool” Feat. Supreme 3.8
12. “Holla At Me” 3.9
11. “I’m A G” 4.2
10. “I’m Bone” 4.2
09. “Cannon” 4.3
08. “Couple Thangs” 4.3
07. “Retarted” 4.4
06. “Supa Kool Dude” 4.5
05. “Soulja (Intro)” 4.5
04. “On That Level” Feat. IL Duce & Lil’ Head 4.6
03. “Spit Yo Game” Feat. Sam I Am 4.7
02. “BR Boys” Feat. Young Ready 4.8
01. “Do Yo Thang” 4.8


Average CD Rating Review:

Total Score: 60.7
Total Songs: / 14
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Average CD Rating: 4.3