Review #367: Troy "Triggaman" Route "Thuggin' It & Lovin' It" DVD

Reviewed on 12.24.2009 (Review #367)




It’s FrankieThaLuckyDog here… ‘Bout ta try somethin’ new today. That’s right! I’m all about creatin’ ideas and new thingz fa myself!! Tha Thuggin’ It & Lovin’ It DVD, I gon review it! Not sure how I gon format and type err-thang so I prolly just gon see what happens! I picture myself typin’ notes and shit; what will exactly be rated? See, if I had tha actual hard copy, I would be able ta tell by chapters and base it off of dat. I know it has been out fa a while but I neva got tha chance ta review it… Since tha year’s ending, I gon get it out da way, ya dig! So anyway, here goes my 1st eva DVD review fa Troy “Triggaman” Route Thuggin’ It & Lovin’ It DVD!! Start Time: 2:25 PM | End Time: 6:57 PM


Quick Note: I rate each scene from 1.0 – 5.0; each rating iz my own opinion!! I only please myself wit my ratings!! I don’t care what’s what! As long as it’s cool and good enough for me to like it! I look for swag/style and then tha storyline. To determine my favorites, I will differ tha 4.0 ratings (if a scene gets at least a 4.0 rating from me, I love it already. If at least a 4.6 rating, I pretty much REALLY LOVE it as it’s considered “mindblowin’” when I see it) so any scene can earn up to a maximum of a 5.0 rating. Anything I type before “ >>> ” iz what I’m sayin’ before I see tha scene. Anything after I type “ >>> ” iz what I think of tha scene while I’m watching it.

© 2009 DVD Review by FrankieThaLuckyDog. Other than tha main artist or affiliated people with tha main artist, this review iz to not be used in anyone else’s words!


01. “Intro” (0:00 – 2:45)
Startin’ off this DVD… I may make a ½ time when an hour goes by or somethin’ but lemme just start this right, no less at 2:25 PM (Baton Rouge area code)!! >>>

0:08: Tha graffiti looks cool and tha bridge looks nice! I really like tha footage and I just saw tha wall ta where DJ B-Real was standin’ in one pic!

0:57: Here comes tha music at :57; gotta luv tha undaground BR style! I hear C-Loc speakin’; good shit! Now, I see him as there’s random scenes passin’. Tha song sounds pretty cool too fa this shit!

1:33: Ooh, a Way 3000 Got Pills 2 (Still Rollin’) lil’ poster/blanket poster? Good shit!

1:41: Look at all dat kush and cash!! Tha pistol iz kinda raw though… That’s definitely a raw pic!

1:50: Ooh, look at tha Parish Prison! I know a bunch of my boyz went in there and now, I get ta see tha outside of it; at least it’s red (my favorite color)! All tha scenes throughout tha following 50 seconds blended in cool fa this intro! My Rating: 4.5


02. “Sherwood” (2:45 – 7:30)
Onto tha start (well really, tha next part fa me)! What could go down in Sherwood? I’m not too familiar about it so it gon DEFINITELY be good ta see it!! >>>

2:55: I hear Kevin Gates “Streets Of BR” in tha back; good background music! While I’m watchin’ it, I believe tha player I’m usin’ (Windows Media Player) might be a lil’ off wit tha audio and video? I don’t know but I’m glad I hear hear/see it regardless of matchin’ or not!
EDIT: I switched to my Mac computer (where I make my commercials) and it’s playin’ back normal now!

3:21: I like seein’ tha Coogi shit this dude’s rockin’ (hat and shirt)! I wish I can see more of it in person!

3:25: Keepin’ tha swag up, I see someone wit a TIGHT blue/white polo right now, ya dig! Looks like a money obsession wit tha Coogi person 10 seconds later, lol.

4:04: Wit all dat money flyin’ down on tha ground, you should DEFINITELY have tha money ta do business wit me, ya dig! LOL @ tha part at 4:10/4:12 wit “my Coogi gettin’ tired;” how? Tha saggin’ iz dumtarted at times, lol.

4:46: Huh? What’s up wit takin’ your pants off??? It maybe hot out but why be in your boxers and shit in tha hood??? As I mentioned before wit tha “saggin’ iz dumtarted” part, I referred dat to tha dude at 4:59 who’s pourin’ tha money on tha dude in his boxers. I give props to those that sag, smoke weed, pop pillz, etc. ‘cause I try to impress people wit what I do, regardless of what they do. Even “take baths in this shit [money],” huh, lol? WTF? He’s rubbin’ on him?? Why iz this a lil’ on tha gay side? Why iz there no criticizin’?!? You KNOW if I did that, I would get criticized within a second but because it’s someone else, it’s okay?

5:30 & 5:57: Dat gunshootin’ was a lil’ scary; why so random?

6:34: Sounds like a freestyle! Nice scenes in tha hood and this iz DEFINITELY a nice freestyle for tha hood! It actually looks a lot betta now dat I see tha picture betta than it mixed up and shit! My Rating: 3.8


03. “Triggerman” (7:30 – 8:52)
What could this place be? Real curious as this DVD now progresses fa me! >>>

7:35: Cool ta see anotha person. However, why iz there no ID’s on who’s who? Oh wait, neva mind, that’s you (Troy “Triggerman” Route) who made this DVD! I thought it was a place fa a second, lol. That’s right, “225 all day long,” ya dig! It’s ALL in my vains!! You need ta fuck wit me ‘cause I REALLY ‘bout my Baton Rouge shit all day, ya heard me!! I like tha background effect of red and white ‘cause it reminds me of my commercials when I do tha “overdrive” effect and make it look like a heat wave! Glad you checked inta tha DVD! You seem like a cool dude; you KNOW you can do business wit me anytime you like, ya dig! Oh yea and tha song in tha background sounded good; gr8 editin’! My Rating: 4.2


04. “Valley Park” (8:52 – 12:30)
Now here’s a destination! I wonder who gon pop outta here? DEFINITELY lookin’ forward ta it! Although saggin’ iz acceptable, I don’t need ta see any pants comin’ off again!! >>>

9:09: Damn, no offense, but are there any Autistic people in Baton Rouge? I feel like err-body on tha DVD all hyper and shit! Example: I’m Autistic and I may act real gr8 on film. However, comin’ through hyper iz quite hard at times fa me. Either way, it’s a DEFINITE plus that y’all in Baton Rouge have an Autistic person on yo side ‘cause it DEFINITELY shines a light!! Anyway, tha dude in tha purple shirt encountered a homeboy; good shit (who are they?)!

9:48: Oh no, tha choppa!! I don’t know how someone would get a phobia ta holdin’ a gun! I feel like I have a phobia and would neva touch a gun (no need to)! Speakin’ of Autism, what’s up wit all tha talkin’ all at once? This goes back ta previous times wit me: I’ll sit wit people and they’ll all be talkin’ ta one anotha all at once and exclude me. Shid, if someone iz extremely social, why be anti-social on me? I’m tha best one wit all tha talent!! Good hood scene but does tha gun have ta be in there? It’s not like there’s a fight or nothin’!

10:47: Let’s see tha whips… They’re decent; no need ta “highlight” them, lol.

11:08: Back to tha hood scene; let’s see… At 11:46, if y’all “got some hot shit comin’ out,” y’all DEFINITELY need ta get me a copy of each CD/DVD, etc.! You KNOW I got my undaground Louisiana Rap radio show, Tha Louisiana Pit, at my college station! Shout out ta my college station fa winnin’ “Best College Station In Tha Area” fa eight years (I think) in a row now! You KNOW how we puttin’ it down!! Tha “Middle Section” dude dat came in at 12:12 has a cool grill; his dreads get a plus too. Nice lil’ look at Valley Park although tha gun could’ve been subtracted once again. My Rating: 3.9


05. “Max Minelli” (12:37 – 14:03)
Ooh, a Max Minelli scene/check in! Let’s see how he gon appear on this shit! >>>

12:43: He looks real high, lol! Glad he showin’ luv ta this DVD!!

13:15: Ooh, a performance from him! It looked cool and tha club scenes were GR8!! I wonder how many more years ‘til I get ta finally go to tha club? I feel it’s a far distance away in my life right now so who knows… But gr8 lil’ part right there! I must say dat I luv tha transitions when each scene ends (when tha video and audio skip-edits for a few seconds)! My Rating: 4.1


06. “Ghost Town” (14:06 – 21:33)
I have a feelin’ I gon enjoy this “town,” ya dig! It sounds familiar so I have a feelin’ I may know some people in here; let’s see! >>>

14:14: WTH’s up wit tha gurlfight? I almost thought it was a guy puttin’ his head into tha gurl’s cooch, lol!

14:34: LOL at tha weird dancin’; tha saggin’ iz off tha chain here, lol!

14:40: Dat dude looks like Nu$$ie but doesn’t sound like him, lol. Ooh, there was sum jiggalatin’/pill sippin’ at 15:00! That’s prolly tha first time I’ve eva seen someone do dat (other than me legally takin’ pillz). I wonder if I’ll see more ta learn about it? What’s up wit tha scarf-thing around tha dude’s neck at 15:25? Glad y’all said, “buku,” at 15:58 ‘cause you KNOW you can’t have somethin’ Louisiana without its slang!

16:04: Wit tha dude layin’ down, what’s up wit his hair? It’s like three different dread twists? I like seein’ different hair like that; dat’s wild! I can’t agree wit tha “layin’ down” at 16:20 though. Once again, if that was me, I would get criticized easily. I don’t know how it’s “cool” ta lay wit anotha guy; someone tell me why? Anyway, I guess I found out tha “scarf” dude’s name iz Rambo (‘cause of his chain). At least I know someone’s name now, lol.

17:20: Talk about obsessions… Why tha gun tattoos?

17:43: Tha Nu$$ie lookin’ dude iz back, talkin’ about his “exclusive weed” or somethin’, lol. Now, they got more Gates music in tha background wit “Head To My Toes.” There’s even a white dude in tha video, lol. I’m surprised he gettin’ exposure ‘cause for some reason, I neva see two different races together? When I would be around black people, I feel dat I get ignored easily, or just asked a simple question, “Rap for me.” Nobody gets inta talkin’ ta me fa some reason? It’s all in my Autism and I wish black people would socialize wit me more in public… I guess I gotta just take a trip ta Baton Rouge ta maybe get more socialized and shit.

18:20: Back to tha lack of socializin’: I don’t know how a white person can just pat a black person’s stomach like dat. Rememba: Everything I write iz in my perspective of a lack of seein’ or receivin’ thingz. I would be prolly crushed if I patted someone’s stomach. I don’t know what ta say but I just feel like I need more face-ta-face recognition! I can tell they was listenin’ to tha Gates CD, All In, ‘cause a Malachi song came afta “Head To My Toes;” why not have it on shuffle? I always listen ta my CDs on shuffle!

19:15: I see tha “trapstar” (as he calls himself) again. LOL, he’s real proud of all tha weed he got “in one day;” how does dat work? I actually haven’t seen any weed in ova nine months… Y’all must get lucky fa yaselves at times!

19:24: Oh no, a (like) few feet gun! It’s all good at times, lol. What’s up at 19:58? I don’t know if dat was a dap but it looked like a kiss? I don’t know but I haven’t gotten a “hug” type of dap in prolly tha longest time… I wish I could experience more and more socializin’… Hope my time comes REAL soon!! Looks like a WHOLE lotta Rambo! He talkin’ a lotta shit, which iz good. How does it feel ta talk a whole lotta shit without gettin’ interrupted easily? Glad you liked (or should I quote, “luved”) Nu$$ie. Thanx ta my boy Jimmy The DJ, he gave me a shout out on his Gangsta Gumbo Vol. 2 mixtape so you KNOW I’m DEFINITELY real wit what I do, ya heard me!

21:17: How come people “blow smoke/weed in tha wind” fa people? This one needs an answer, lol! Anyway, this was a nice-ass long scene! My Rating: 4.0


07. “Belfair” (21:35 – 25:46)
Not sure of this town but I think I heard tha name somewhere… I do look forward ta anything new, ya heard me! >>>

21:52: Good intro music in tha background. I thought I recognized who dat was right here but tha face kinda threw me off fa a second (wit tha way he looks). It’s Big Scoob; let’s see what he gon say! Wit his “one hit wonder” phone call when we talked on tha phone back on August 3, 2009, he explained tha whole “I started tha whole ‘jigg’ thing” ta me; why’d he fade away from talkin’ on tha phone? And dat CD in his hands (Jiggalators CD), he talked about dat too; where’s my copies of all these CDs AND this DVD? It’s almost five months now… And iz it Jiggalators or Jiggalaters? “Jiggalaters” sounds like tha word “later” iz used ta incorrectly spell or somethin’ so I always went wit Jiggalators.” Back ta watchin’ tha clip, I see he brought someone along; props once again on tha “pop three, pop four” shit! I’m surprised/glad he’s talkin’ in anotha scene fa a non-social person!

24:20: I didn’t know dat was T-Lo… I thought his voice was deeper but it’s cool ta see him too! It’s jiggalateful right now, lol!

24:35: …And anotha check in! When I said tha whole “familiar” thing about guessin’ about Ghost Town, I was wrong ‘cause this iz tha more familiar clip ta me! It’s Sam I Am and I’m glad he checkin’ in! I neva got ta talk ta him or anybody affiliated wit him (except for Big Scoob who I talked to). And yea, he DEFINITELY “still jiggalatin’” just like tha song! I gave it a spin on my radio show September 26, 2009, ya dig! Tha dude at 25:07 next ta Sam looks like he’s got buggin’ out eyes, lol! But yea, lookin’ forward ta a Sam I Am comeback and err-thang! As far as money goes, I don’t even need any money when it comes ta releasin’ anything. I just need focus ‘cause I feel dat without focus, I won’t get motivated ta rap/produce.

25:27: A new scene and it’s anotha gun scene? Why?

25:40: OH FUCK NO!! BABY BOTTLES?!? Unless it’s cool ta “disguise” your drugs (e.g., tha phome cup) but still, baby bottles? What a way ta end tha scene!! My Rating: 4.2


08. “Easy Town” (25:50 – 31:55)
Heard of this one too… Then again, it’s anotha “town” so I don’t exactly know… But I will find out now! >>>

26:03: I hear Boosie music… Now that’s tha kinda car that should be shown vs. tha “whips” thing from earlier in tha DVD! Tha cars look cool here, ya dig. What’s up wit tha obsession of “tha money,” lol?

26:45: Tha background of err-body hangin’ out on tha block looks cool. Too bad they don’t have dat where I live. Based off of y’all in this scene, it sounds like y’all REALLY, REALLY praisin’ tha area, lol!! It must be tha best place in Baton Rouge, huh, lol?

27:32: LOL @ tha way this dude sounds; gotta luv ‘em! Why “10 grand on tha rims?” I’m still waitin’ fa tha day (hopefully within tha next month) ta get a car so I’ll see what it’s like. Still, “10 grand?” How ‘bout a 100th of dat? So much talkin’ and shit throughout tha whole next minute, lol! Where does err-body get tha socializin’ skillz from? Anotha gun at 29:12… Finally, it switched up a minute later! It got kinda hectic but it was cool though ta see tha hood!

30:10: LOL, what this dude gon do wit no shirt on, sittin’ by tha rim? Nothin’ really happened; he just got up.

30:22: Back to tha Got Pills 2 (Still Rollin’) blanket poster or whateva it iz; what will it lead into? It just lead inta a dude in tha car (not sure who he iz)…

30:53: This dude looks familiar… What’s wit tha thousands of dollaz? Not only dat, why tha horrible head shots? Either I keep seein’ shirts/pants or incorrect lookin’ shots and not a full shot? I mean, I can see a close up, but fa so long a shirt scene? “Hustlin’ since you was 16,” huh? How dat feel? I know my cousin used ta do dat shit befo’ he was 16 and right before he turned 16, it attacked him (thanx to a cunt dat snitched on him). I luv all tha “bruh,” “nigga,” “ya heard me,” “man,” etc. shit afta every sentence too; you KNOW I luv my Urban peeps!! Why don’t you like 50’s, lol? Tha “fake ass niggaz showin’ choppaz” part was good ta hear! Yea, why more choppa scenes vs. money scenes? Or betta yet, how ‘bout creative scenes like what I do? I really liked how you came through fa tha end of this scene ‘cause you sounded cool. My Rating: 3.7


09. “Dope Celebrity Records” (31:57 – 42:34)
Heard tha Savage tag in tha beginning (gonna assume it’s tha “They Hate My” beat). This should be 100% familiar ta me (prolly tha most familiar outta tha DVD) ‘cause I rolled wit DCF since May 2008! Here it goes!! >>>

32:04: Yup, I was right wit tha beat (of course) and Nu$$ie’s here! I usually neva see footage of him nor do I see pics at times; glad ta see this now! And Jimmy’s gettin’ ready ta release his Nu$$ie DVD REAL soon!! That should be a multiplier fa thingz and shit! All tha shit he’s sayin’ iz true, includin’ tha whole “We’ll be in New York on tha 7th” shit. I tried ta get him and A1 ta meet me but they got caught up wit tryna get signed. I coulda met both of them (‘cause I was on Long Island at tha time) but at least I got a shout out on Gangsta Gumbo Vol. 2! That’s still a lil’ somethin’ and Nu$$ie knew who I was, ESPECIALLY since he liked his two awards he won wit me from my 2008 Music Awards (for Louisiana Artist Of Tha Year and a *CERTIFIED CLASSIC* award fa “They Hate My” fa havin’ 100+ spins wit me)! Glad A1 gave him ‘em a week before he got killed ‘cause it’s luv bein’ shown and it’s WAY betta than nothin’!! LOL @ his laugh at 33:37! Interestin’ shit about “before tha record deal!” I didn’t know Big Markee was in jail at tha time. However, my boy S.O.S. told me dat once Markee got outta jail, that’s when he died, so he must’ve gotten out July 24ish since he died that day. Boy, dat was a long interview, regardless!

35:28: It’s Lil’ J! Iz dat Diablo that’s wit him? I neva saw Diablo but I can just tell by tha face fa some reason… Oh, and ANOTHA encounter at 35:36!! It’s A1, who prolly outta this whole DVD, I’m tha closest to, ya dig!

35:49: Now, back ta Nu$$ie! This wasn’t meant ta be long ‘cause he died, right? Rememba: Human dignity! Err-body’s treated equally!! I do like that I’m seein’ a whole lotta Nu$$ie though! He’s got like a classic face when I see him talk, lol.

37:41: Ooh, and there’s tha DCF buildin’!! I think they were in it right when this scene started anyway but now, I see tha outside! I found tha outside on Google a while back, lol! LOL @ tha “spotted dickrider” at 37:48! I have ta comment on (if it iz Diablo) Diablo’s gun in his pants. What if it went off? I don’t undastand that you would put tha gun in tha middle and not on tha side? That’s cool that you gave Troy tha props for “gettin’ tha footage.” You KNOW if I saw you, I would DEFINITELY get footage of you! Shid, if my Tha Louisiana Pit radio show existed a year ago, I would’ve gotten a drop from you, ya dig! At least I have your shout out in my theme song though; that’s a DEFINITE plus!! Ooh, there’s even a deck in tha DCF buildin’, lol! I pictured it as just an office but it looks hella cool!! I wish I could’ve visited it; what iz it now? He’s got a cool grill. I guess ‘cause I neva see pics of him, I noticed his grill finally. What iz tha mysterious Nu$$ie thing at 42:22? I assume it’s a gun? Gotta luv how he says, “I not even gon show you dat,” a few times! That’s PURE Nu$$ie wit his voice, style and err-thang! Well, it was ova 10 minutes of one scene, lol. GR8 footage and yea, DEFINITELY familiar thingz were shown!! My Rating: 4.8


10. “The Funeral” (42:36 – 45:49)
Even more, lol? You sure this ain’t dickridin’ ‘cause this iz like a compilation DVD of various thingz? I feel like this gon be anotha long set but I’ll enjoy it… kinda (since it’s a funeral scene). >>>

42:44: Why always “They Hate My” in tha background? It makes him look like a one-hit wonder or somethin’… Fa all dat footage, tha song should’ve at least switched a few times! Who’s in tha car wit tha “R.I.P. Nu$$ie” sprayed on it? Looks like they goin’ duffy but it’s a death…

43:03: I can tell this iz Jimi Jump wit his voice and how he looks; lol @ his skinny neck! And what Jimi’s sayin’ iz why I hate how people like playin’ wit gunz and shit. It’s like, what did Nu$$ie do bad? He was helpin’ people and shit; why fuck up 2009 all of a sudden?!?

43:32: Back ta Sam I Am here! Let’s see what he gotta say about Nu$$… I’m surprised err-body got different R.I.P. shirts within that short amount of time; how? I thought people take 2379234872942394239408739084238 months ta do thingz?!?

43:45: LOL, it’s Ya Boy Earl! Forgot ta tell him dat he gon get two awards wit my 2009 Awards fa havin’ his collaboration wit Lil’ Boxx & Down Bad “Can’t Stop Moving (Remix)” fa hittin’ 100+ plays wit me and fa bein’ on my playlist; he should luv dat! Let’s see what he gon say… Glad he was one of (was Jimmy The DJ tha first ta put him on tha radio?) tha first ta “put him on tha radio.” You KNOW now wit my Tha Louisiana Pit radio show, I puttin’ err-body on tha radio fa tha 1st time ‘cause I’m REALLY dedicated!!

44:03: I don’t know who this iz but he “was one of tha last ones wit B-Real ta be wit Nu$$ie;” that’s good ta know.

44:19: I don’t know tha white dude; he gave a shout out ta “Skull Duggery” too so you KNOW it’s DCF blood right here!

44:31: Now this white boy I know (T-Bo)! I wonder what it was really like at tha funeral that day; it was like tha Baton Rouge version of Michael Jackson’s death! And tha chick that came in fa a few seconds at 44:42 looked cool ta check in!

44:45: Looks like it’s you again, Troy, Millionaire Ent.!

45:25: Looks scary wit tha funeral cars! Like A1 says, “Since Nu$$ie died, who blowin’ up now?” Everybody’s just so fuckin’ lazy ta get me their music and err-thang!! I don’t get people!! They don’t wanna blow up or nothin’; get motivated like me!! Great footage though of tha funeral! Too bad there’s no inside footage of people inside… My Rating: 4.3


11. “Banks Town” (45:55 – 52:46)
What area could this be? I think we gon keep it gutta and street once again here!! >>>

46:02: When y’all highlight tha street/avenue/highway signs, why iz it a particular one and not any othaz? Do y’all live on huge-ass roads?

46:08: Back to tha duffy shit! Too bad it has ta start wit a gun and err-thang… I like tha green house; cool footage. Tha dude at 46:58 looked like B.G. when he came through, lol. Talk about luvin’ tha gun, lol! What about marryin’ it?

47:30: Ooh, anotha freestyle! More “obsessive gun” lyrics… It was quick but it seemed like it was far from my life. Tha socializin’ gets me jealous… Do y’all have huge hangouts like dis frequently? Oh, so tha main dude here iz Lil’ Head Da YG? Cool, I know who he iz. Glad he holdin’ this town down!

51:30: Here comes anotha freestyle from tha dude wit tha polo on! Yea, “polo down,” ya dig! It’s like dat fa me nearly err-day, ya dig!

52:28: What’s up wit tha car? What tha hell was dat? Tha footage fa this scene was kinda on tha repetitive side and tha gun shit kinda threw me off at times ‘cause it was in my face too much… My Rating: 3.4


½time: Ah, I’ll do a ½time now. I really like tha DVD ‘cause it’s Baton Rouge!! I get ta see a direct look at Baton Rouge and how people be livin’ in tha streetz. It seems like y’all have a lotta fun at times, which iz good. Hope all tha unknown people discover me and shit ‘cause I’m tha truth! I’m like tha Nu$$ie that’s not from Louisiana!! By calculatin’ tha scores, tha average DVD rating currently iz a 4.1; good shit!


12. “North Side: Networkin’ Records” (52:50 - 55:16)
What could this be? I gon look forward ta it ‘cause it’s different fa me!! >>>

52:55: Looks like I’ll like this; you KNOW I like when people be like, “Shiiiiiddd.” Tha dude wit tha durag sounds like he really luvs networkin’! He should fuck wit me ‘cause that’s what I luv too and have it in my vains 24/7, regardless if I’m sleepin’ or not!! Gotta feel him smokin’ and shit and it looks like he luvin’ tha money, lol. His boy luvin’ tha Gucci glasses, lol! Ooh, there’s a Mac computer too in tha house! Iz tha durag dude Charlie Mac? I’m not sure if I caught his name right ‘cause if it’s Charlie Mac, then I heard of him! Pretty good, short scene here. To add: Why tha lil’ gun scene towards tha end? My Rating: 3.9


13. “Millionaire Entertainment” (55:16 – 59:53)
More on dat boy Troy; let’s see what we got here (b-roll of this DVD?)! >>>

55:31: LOL, what’s up wit all tha jump cuts? Too many errors were made when tryin’ ta record it, lol?

55:45: Tha Carlos dude looks cool; he should fuck wit me on some shit, you know! And his boy chillin’ on tha couch gets a thumbs up too. Tha people look familiar from tha Rambo part back when tha Kevin Gates was playin’ through tha car. I like tha smokin’ weed scene!

56:24: Anotha freestyle!! And it’s you rappin’, Troy! You sound gr8 on this “Relax And Take Notes” beat! Looks like you got a lotta luv from people. REAL GLAD afta tha freestyle, you talkin’ ‘bout how you REALLY wanted ta put Baton Rouge “on tha muthafuckin’ map!” You KNOW I’m doin’ it in a REAL MAJOR way!! Tha BIGGEST way outside of Louisiana, ya heard me!! Glad you gave Big Scoob a shout out again as well as expressin’ tha Thuggin’ It & Lovin’ It title in a major way!

58:55: Yea, people need “loyalty” to tha fullest, ya dig! Who needs tha money? DEFINITELY need tha “loyalty,” ya dig! And you KNOW I have tha MOST “respect” outta ANYONE in tha world!! Glad I got ta see tha inside of your crib! My Rating: 4.3


14. “Park Town” (59:59 – 1:12:56)
I know of an artist named Parktown Bone or somethin’ like dat so I heard tha name of tha “town;” let’s see what this offers though! Oh and right before I get inta it, my boy DeTrane texted me just now. If he ain’t in this, y’all should put him in tha next one! >>>

1:00:09: What’s wit tha horrible head room? Tha dude talkin’ doesn’t have a head shown! And even down ta tha people above tha person in tha car; their headz are gone! Oh, here they are at 1:01:02, lol! Glad y’all gon “shoot a movie soon!” I like tha dappin’ at 1:01:59! Glad it’s a “livin’ legendary block!” So, this dude (wit tha durag) likes tha “reach out,” huh? Hope he finds me soon!! Gotta luv tha word “bruh” and that he says it a bunch of times! My new favorite word ta hear!! Glad he also anti-pistol’d ‘cause that shit gets gay when I see it too much! GR8 info about it too! His boy (John Slaughter?) talkin’ some more info so that’s watz good!

1:03:55: Ooh, tha durag’s boy iz spittin’ some shit now! Definitely on some hood shit here! It’s 100% hood shit right here!

1:05:24: Yea, tha “bruh” dude wit tha durag iz spittin’ some shit afta he talked a lil’ bit! Nice slow rappin’ here, deliverin’ some real shit! Glad y’all hood!

1:05:53: Y’all invited Johnny Boy, a homeboy of yours! Glad you still givin’ gr8 information, “bruh,” lol (referrin’ to tha “bruh” dude)!

1:07:59: Anotha dude comes through; good shit! …And anotha one came through, lol! Glad you still talkin’ ‘bout tha hood around you; luvin’ this shit!

1:09:11: Anotha dude iz here and it looks like he ‘bout ta smoke on some good? He rollin’ up and he DEFINITELY “luvs his people!” That’s good and I’m glad he “keepin’ it 100!” Or should I quote, “1,000,000!” There’s an album out wit C-Loc and “buku people” on it? Where’s my copy? DEFINITELY holla at me ASAP!!!!! I know about 38 $lim; thumbs up fa tha shout out. Interestin’ that you (tha “bruh” dude) “came from a dope fiend family;” that’s some rough shit. Tha “rollin’ up” dude says he “tha best rappa outta tha state;” lemme hear some music! And to tha “bruh” dude, glad you still keepin’ it street wit err-thang you sayin’!!

1:12:39: Who’s this dude wit tha yellow bandanna? Tha volume became blastin’ again and it’s hard ta hear him… Iz it you, Troy? It looked like your chain… Either way, this was my favorite behind tha DCF part!! Glad this was long too ta prevent tha dickridin’!! My Rating: 4.5


15. “South Side” (1:12:57 – 1:16:13)
Could just exactly imagine what this “South Side” gon be like, lol! Speakin’ of which, we gon see G-Lane soon? >>>

1:13:05: Interestin’ road scenes! Tha “outlaw” music playin’ again, lol!

1:13:35: Here comes a dude… I couldn’t catch his name but you KNOW he gotta have a gun on him, lol!

1:13:59: Who could this dude be? Sounds like a real thug here “thuggin’” to tha fullest! He looks typical wit a typical size/height etc.…

1:14:18: Ooh, he gon kick somethin’! Pretty good pace wit tha rhymes. You did ya thang; you KNOW I luv my peeps, rappers, etc.!!

1:15:09: And you have an encounter! And now, you mentioned “Bad Azz Ent.;” y’all related? LOL @ tha “got y’all playin’ BINGO” part, lol!

1:15:31: Switched up to a dude wit dreads and tha high volume again… He sounds REAL gutta, lol!! Shit! Tha REAL LOUD volume gives it a betta attribute of guttaness, lol!

1:15:59: More luvly scenes… Glad ta see Louisiana roads, stores and all dat shit! My Rating: 4.2


16. “3rd World” (1:16:21 – 1:23:07)
Looks familiar… Not sure but I’m lookin’ forward ta seein’ what we got here!! >>>

1:16:39: Y’all luv tha drinkin’ and on tha car, lol! Interestin’ scene of tha bridge and dome. What’s up wit tha obsession of “where tha hoes at,” lol?

1:17:35: And you brought along Coogi Mane? I think that’s his name; he seems cool. I really like tha whole bridge background once again! Oh no, Coogi’s good but he even “keepin’ dat tool” too…

1:19:25: What’s up wit tha papers Coogi Mane brought out dat has ta do wit “pussy right” shit? Odd combination… Lemme hear more… I still don’t get it but it looks like y’all didn’t have safe sex?

1:20:24: Oh no, here come tha glasses again, lol! It’s not “Gucci” though fa this “Coogi” dude, lol! Coogi luvs talkin’!! I wonder how people luv ta talk? It’s GR8!!

1:21:24: Now, tha Coogi dude looks like Big Markee wit tha wifebeata, lol. He got some big tattoos, lol! Oh no, here comes a HUGE-ASS gun… And even on tha phone too? Y’all invited someone and still showin’ off your tools. My Rating: 4.0


17. “Candy Cane The Porn Star” (1:23:08 – 1:24:16)
Y’all bringin’ in tha females now I assume… Let’s see how dis goes… >>>

1:23:19: She looks pretty good and sounds good too! Y’all switched it up ta “New Orleans?” I thought this was 225 to tha fullest? That was a short clip and okay check in. My Rating: 3.6


18. “Port Allen” (1:24:17 – 1:27:35)
Now THIS gon be my shit right chea, ya heard me!! I fuck wit people like Jay Regal, M.A., Kodak Banks and a bunch othaz outta Port Allen so you KNOW I gon know some of dis shit! >>>

1:24:27: Wow, DEFINITELY some gutta hood shit right chea wit tha bandannas ova tha faces and shit!! LOL, two of tha dude’s WHOLE faces are covered!! Tha gunz are scary but this iz definitely tha most gangsta scene in tha whole DVD! What’s wit tha blastin’/combination of people talkin’ all at once volume?? How did they get so sociable? That was DEFINITELY sum raw-ass gangsta shit right there! Too bad it was only one lil’ scene and nothin’ fa Jay Regal or any of them I knew… My Rating: 3.7


19. “Fairfield” (1:27:40 – 1:29:50)
What could this area be? I think it’s familiar again so lemme check it out! >>>

1:27:49: LOL @ Pacman; gulp, gulp, gulp, lol? Oh, he gon spit a freestyle! He gon eat pellets too, lol? This iz definitely a good freestyle; he DEFINITELY sounds like he doin’ tha damn thang! At 1:28:45, tha dude wit crazy-ass dreads rappin’ and flowin’ to tha beat, doin’ a pretty good job! Now, Pacman iz back 30 seconds later! He still comin’ through wit a gangsta attitude on this shit! So, it was just that lil’ freestyle? It was all good though ‘cause I got a brief look at tha hood in Fairfield! My Rating: 4.1


20. “C.C. Lockdown” (1:29:51 – 1:37:02)
What kinda “lockdown” area iz this? Lookin’ forward ta seein’ once again!! >>>

1:29:58: Ooh, a basketball field it looks like… These dudes look a lil’ familiar… Looks like y’all DEFINITELY luv goin’ retawded, lol!

1:31:01: Some gurlz checkin’ in! LOL, and then humpin’ came outta nowhere! That must feel good ta go on a gurl like dat, lol! LOL, this iz tha first time we see a kid in this DVD, lol. I thought err-body was obsessed wit havin’ kids or somethin’ at an early age for a clueless reason…

1:32:40: Looks like y’all all chillin’ on tha po’ch, lol. Why always tha money showin’? What iz it a contest or somethin’? Talk about obsessions… Although I’m not exactly sure what’s bein’ said throughout this, it looks like y’all luv each otha though. Kinda gettin’ long now… …Tha minutes feel like they’re multiplyin’!! I’m slowly losin’ interest ‘cause it’s barely changin’! LOL, just when I wrote that I was losin’ interest, it ended, lol! My Rating: 3.2


21. “Hotwyre Entertainment” (1:37:06 – 1:40:33)
I see you used a logo ta introduce this one vs. tha previous 20 scenes! This should be interestin’ and different then so I’m lookin’ forward ta seein’ it! >>>

1:37:17: They look familiar but I don’t know who they are. They still look cool though so I’m lookin’ forward ta hearin’ what they got! They talkin’ some interestin’ shit about they hood and all dat!

1:38:17: LOL, who this big dude comin’ outta nowhere? He a lil’ too gutta wit TWO choppaz!!

1:38:37: I wonder what’s in tha bag that tha big dude dropped off? I have a feelin’ it gon be clips; let’s see… Ewe, lol, it’s money!! And I see tha dude’s girbauds lookin’ hella tight!! So, y’all really “made all dat money yesterday?” If true, then y’all REALLY luv your cash, lol!! This was interestin’ ta see Hotwyre Entertainment and what they do! Come fuck wit me on sum real shit, ya dig! And there was even a check in from tha dude who was blastin’ tha gun (I believe) before tha 1st scene started. My Rating: 4.1


22. “The Lake” (1:40:34 – 1:42:22)
What could dis “lake” be about? Looks like it gon be interestin’, lol! >>>

1:40:47: They look familiar (like I’ve seen them in this DVD a while back) but this looks cool fa a start; more hood shit! Interestin’ shot of tha gangsta in tha yellow polo, ya dig! How come it’s called “The Lake;” where’s tha surroundin’ water, lol? But that was a pretty good check in fa somethin’ short, ya dig. My Rating: 3.8


23. “Jimbo” (1:42:23 – 1:43:16)
Like tha name ‘cause it rhymes wit “gumbo” and “jumbo!” I prolly gon enjoy this one too! >>>

1:42:31: Oh, so it’s not a place, it’s a person! He sounds cool fa who he iz… So, you comin’ wit an “album in April [2009]?” Did it come out officially yet? And you say you have “a mixtape in tha streetz out now” too; can I have it/’em? Oh shit, it ended… I figured it was gonna be short ‘cause tha Max Minelli one was short too. My Rating: 4.2


24. “Yes I Am Entertainment” (1:43:23 – 1:48:46)
OMG, YIA Ent.!!!!! If my boy Lil’ Issue iz on this bitch, this bitch gon DEFINITELY be official!! Fa’got when I was readin’ tha back cover ta this DVD dat Yes I Am Entertainment was on here (don’t they have an exclamation point after “Yes” in their name based off tha promo I got of theirs?)!! REALLY, REALLY lookin’ forward ta this one!!! This prolly tha most anticipated part outta this whole DVD fa me, ya heard me!!! >>>

1:43:34: I already hear tha crew of dudes talkin’ ‘bout Lil’ Issue’s song wit Bun B! At 1:43:41, I SEE LIL’ ISSUE TOWARDS THA BOTTOM!!! So, Lil’ Alex iz “only 16 years old?” Damn, I didn’t think he was dat young!! Then, how old iz Lil’ Issue? Am I older than him? LOL, watch tha answer be, “yes I am,” like Yes I Am Ent., lol!!

1:44:08: Ooh, a freestyle comin’ at me on this shit! ROFL @ “My dick stay hard” ta start tha freestyle off, lmao!!! This iz DEFINITELY an interestin’ freestyle right chea wit tha “befo’ shot/afta shot” shit! LMFAO @ tha tongue (his “secret weapon”)!! So, his name iz “Young Gummy,” lol? Cool shit…

1:45:48: So that’s Big Steve? Thumbs up fa tha check in! I’m STILL dyin’ fa Issue ta check in!! Glad Lil’ Kevin checks in 12 seconds later! And dat Gummy dude still actin’ his own way in tha clip, lol.

1:46:23: Now, there’s a dude wit a cool 225 hat here… Cool shit; iz this a different scene ‘cause I didn’t see a title slide? Glad he reppin’ fa himself and wantin’ Baton Rouge ta unite as one instead of goin’ against each otha! Glad he gave his cell numba out on this shit too! I wish tha othaz would’ve done that too! Since I got confused between this and tha Yes I Am Entertainment part, I’m gonna combine tha two and consider it one different scene. Either way, NO LIL’ ISSUE TALKIN’?!? My Rating: 3.7


25. “Dixie” (1:48:51 – 1:52:13)
This looks like an artist name rather than a place. Let’s see if I’m right about this one… >>>

1:49:03: Nope, it’s an area. This dude looks familiar (Coogi Mane dude?) from earlier in tha DVD… He expressin’ how people are pussy when they by themselves. That’s how it be and I’m glad you exposed it!

1:49:20: Who iz this dude wit tha odd glasses? Not sure but his boyz comin’ through, luvin’ Dixie all their life, lol. I hear tha last dude talkin’ ‘bout “Savage Life Ent.” so I’m assumin’ he represents fa them; cool.

1:50:10: What kinda game iz dat? Looks like a memory game or somethin’, lol. And now, he speakin’ some REAL-ASS shit wit “free all black people… who ain’t kill nobody or rape nobody;” TRUE SHIT!!! Nice check in from tha dude wit a lighter-yellow polo in a car at 1:51:59! I didn’t expect an outro ta be next so here goes my rating fa this scene! My Rating: 4.2


26. “Outro” (1:52:19 – 1:55:00)
Time ta end it? Really? Let’s see how we gon end it wit this outro! >>>

1:52:19: This dude looks cool; gotta luv tha “wahhh” intro! Glad y’all comin’ wit a Vol. 2 soon!! And a “double disc??” Shit yea!! I spent ova four hours reviewin’ this shit; it gon be like eight wit tha double disc, lmao!! And you DEFINITELY NAILED IT when you said, “Gardere Lane,” gon be on tha next one!! You KNOW that’s my place right there when it comes ta showin’ tha most luv!! You said “Vol. 2 gon be here September [2009];” it ain’t out yet? What’s tha hol’ up? I like how tha ending scene froze and then went ta credits; good shit! I even liked tha credits ‘cause I know a lot of tha “Special Thanks” people, ya dig! My Rating: 4.3


Overall: Four hours and 32 minutes later… I FINISHED FINALLY!!! This DVD broke tha record fa tha review dat took tha longest (of four hours, 32 minutes), which tha previous record was three hours, 36 minutes (Savage Life Ent.’s Supa Unit CD)!! Dat Savage Life Ent. CD’s review no less was 18 1/3 pages long; this DVD review gon break dat too when I get tha rankings done, ya heard me!! As far as tha DVD, as much as people criticized it, I thought it was a well put together DVD!! REAL GLAD I got an in-depth look at some of tha hoods and shit, ya heard me! REAL NICE footage and I enjoyed tha WHOLE DVD!!! REAL GLAD y’all put out somethin’ like this and fa tha typical white person dat hates, fuck ‘em!! We here doin’ it REAL BIG fa Baton Rouge and you KNOW I’m DEFINITELY A HUGE HELP fa y’all, ya heard me!! I gon DEFINITELY keep doin’ what I’m doin’ wit supportin’ Baton Rouge to tha fullest all day, every day; IN MY VAINS!!! IN MY BLOOD!!!


Rankings (according to my ratings):

26. “C.C. Lockdown” 3.2
25. “Banks Town” 3.4
24. “Candy Cane The Porn Star” 3.6
23. “Yes I Am Entertainment” 3.7
22. “Port Allen” 3.7
21. “Easy Town” 3.7
20. “The Lake” 3.8
19. “Sherwood” 3.8
18. “North Side: Networkin’ Records” 3.9
17. “Valley Park” 3.9
16. “Ghost Town” 4.0
15. “3rd World” 4.0
14. “Hotwyre Entertainment” 4.1
13. “Fairfield” 4.1
12. “Max Minelli” 4.1
11. “Triggerman” 4.2
10. “Jimbo” 4.2
09. “Dixie” 4.2
08. “South Side” 4.2
07. “Belfair” 4.2
06. “The Funeral” 4.3
05. “Outro” 4.3
04. “Millionaire Entertainment” 4.3
03. “Intro” 4.5
02. “Park Town” 4.5
01. “Dope Celebrity Records” 4.8


Average DVD Review:

Total Score: 104.7
Total Scenes: / 26
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Average DVD Rating: 4.0

^ Tha record was 18 1/3 pages. Now, it’s 18 4/5 pages long of a review!!!