Reviewed on 6.10.2021 (Review #1,999)
Disclaimer: I rate each song from 1.0
– 5.0; each rating iz my own opinion!
I only please myself wit my ratings! I don’t care how lyrical you are, as long
as it’s jammin’ enough for me to like it! I look for beats, then vocals, and
then lyrics. To determine my favorites, I will differ tha 4.0 ratings. If a
song gets at least a 4.0 rating from me, I love it already. If at least a 4.6
rating, I pretty much really love it,
as it’s considered mindblowin’ when I
hear it! Any song can earn up to a maximum of a 5.0 rating. Anything I type
before “ >>> ” iz what I’m sayin’ before I listen to tha song; anything
after I type “ >>> ” iz what I think of tha song while I’m listening
to it. If you sound like anything too mainstream for me, have auto-tune in your
vocals, or talk about nothin’ but money (which I consider ‘typical’ topics),
I’m not buyin’ it!
© 2021 Review (Review #1,999)
reviewed on 6.10.2021 by FrankieThaLuckyDog.
Link To Release: https://music.apple.com/us/album/dont-have-no-time/1560722794
01.
“Goat Intro”
>>> Seems like a boring, mainstream-soundin’ start with tha a-tuned vocals; unfortunately, I can’t feel it. Like, 41 seconds for tha beat to kick in? Pathetic; why did rap music have ta go this typical, voice-affected route? My Rating: 1.0
>>> Seems like a boring, mainstream-soundin’ start with tha a-tuned vocals; unfortunately, I can’t feel it. Like, 41 seconds for tha beat to kick in? Pathetic; why did rap music have ta go this typical, voice-affected route? My Rating: 1.0
02.
“That Way”
>>> What in tha fuck iz goin’ on, here? Like, can barely understand it; sounds like multiple voices but are tha same person? Total mumble nonsense!! My Rating: 1.0
>>> What in tha fuck iz goin’ on, here? Like, can barely understand it; sounds like multiple voices but are tha same person? Total mumble nonsense!! My Rating: 1.0
03.
“Sqad Shit”
No “U” in this “Sqad”? >>> Beat’s a lil’ betta, since your beat tag plays… Hearin’ what you got goin’ on with tha 1st verse & I can’t get inta this shit; why you obsessed with tha voice shit? I can’t tolerate this… My Rating: 1.0
No “U” in this “Sqad”? >>> Beat’s a lil’ betta, since your beat tag plays… Hearin’ what you got goin’ on with tha 1st verse & I can’t get inta this shit; why you obsessed with tha voice shit? I can’t tolerate this… My Rating: 1.0
04.
“Big Heads”
>>> Wtf iz that voice on tha hook? Like, how do these people get to have sex, commit to offers & turnin’ people on?!? No way with this!! Tha hook iz about “countin’ big heads”; like, I really need anotha money track in my collection?!? My Rating: 1.0
>>> Wtf iz that voice on tha hook? Like, how do these people get to have sex, commit to offers & turnin’ people on?!? No way with this!! Tha hook iz about “countin’ big heads”; like, I really need anotha money track in my collection?!? My Rating: 1.0
05.
“Don’t Have No Time”
>>> Like, why tha beat tag twice in tha beginning? Should only be once! Your voice iz a lil’ more normal, here, so let’s see if I can last… Still, I’m not into shovin’ 203847204730472304823042847304723 words into every bar; what tha hell’s tha purpose, here? Iz it to say that you “Don’t Have No Time”? Hearin’ tha hook & like, what gives, here? All I can understand iz tha title part & that’s sad ‘cause I used to be a rap master… Tha rest of this doesn’t make sense to me… My Rating: 1.0
>>> Like, why tha beat tag twice in tha beginning? Should only be once! Your voice iz a lil’ more normal, here, so let’s see if I can last… Still, I’m not into shovin’ 203847204730472304823042847304723 words into every bar; what tha hell’s tha purpose, here? Iz it to say that you “Don’t Have No Time”? Hearin’ tha hook & like, what gives, here? All I can understand iz tha title part & that’s sad ‘cause I used to be a rap master… Tha rest of this doesn’t make sense to me… My Rating: 1.0
06.
“Freak Hoes”
>>> Glad that you continuously produce but that intro beat part sounds like everything else, when tha beat drops down low… Hearin’ what you got on tha 1st verse & it’s a lil’ more normal than tha previous tracks? Still, can’t dig tha a-tuned vocals & with tha 1st five jointz on here, it’s hard fa me to get excited fa anything else on here… Not a 1.0-rated track fa me but nothin’ exciting, for tha most part; this was slightly-more tolerable than tha 1st five tracks on here… My Rating: 1.3
>>> Glad that you continuously produce but that intro beat part sounds like everything else, when tha beat drops down low… Hearin’ what you got on tha 1st verse & it’s a lil’ more normal than tha previous tracks? Still, can’t dig tha a-tuned vocals & with tha 1st five jointz on here, it’s hard fa me to get excited fa anything else on here… Not a 1.0-rated track fa me but nothin’ exciting, for tha most part; this was slightly-more tolerable than tha 1st five tracks on here… My Rating: 1.3
½tyme: Worst review eva?! I
mainly reviewed this ‘cause you sent it to me & I wanted to show you luv,
after you collaborated with me on one of my album tracks. Either way, too much
mumblin’, a-tune & wrong vibes, here; only a 1.1 for tha average rating,
currently!
07.
“The Club Pack”
You mean packed? >>> Doesn’t sound like a Baton Rouge/Louisiana beat vibe, here; just anotha boring, typical, mainstream-soundin’ vibe, here… Hearin’ what you spittin’ & again, you sound different; you sound like a Young Thug? Also, hearin’ tha hook & because it’s so mumbled, it sounds like “pack” but really, it’s “packed”; you don’t know your tenses? My Rating: 1.0
You mean packed? >>> Doesn’t sound like a Baton Rouge/Louisiana beat vibe, here; just anotha boring, typical, mainstream-soundin’ vibe, here… Hearin’ what you spittin’ & again, you sound different; you sound like a Young Thug? Also, hearin’ tha hook & because it’s so mumbled, it sounds like “pack” but really, it’s “packed”; you don’t know your tenses? My Rating: 1.0
08.
“Be A Boss”
>>> First words I heard: “Stunt, get money”; that’s tha definition of what’s wrong with tha rap business, these dayz. Like, do we need anotha Young Thug-soundin’ track?! My Rating: 1.0
>>> First words I heard: “Stunt, get money”; that’s tha definition of what’s wrong with tha rap business, these dayz. Like, do we need anotha Young Thug-soundin’ track?! My Rating: 1.0
09.
“Wth Can Go Wrong” feat. White Reloaded
>>>
A lil’ more normal on tha voice from you, here, as well as tha beat bein’ a
lil’ more excitin’… Okay, glad you wanna “light tha weed up,” after eight
tracks of ear-bleedin’ content! Hearin’ tha hook & like, what tha hell iz
this? Oh, dear God, tha 2nd verse iz a Spanish dude?! I’m skippin’;
I’ont fuck wit Spanish rap, especially after my charges! My Rating: 1.0
10.
“Gotta Do More”
>>> What tha fuck you call this? Anotha Young Thug track? What’s with all this “brrrrrrrrrrrrrrr” & sound-effect shit? Remember what I said eight years ago about a-tune: “It sounds like a dude masturbatin’ in anotha dude’s ear”; why couldn’t men learn?! My Rating: 1.0
>>> What tha fuck you call this? Anotha Young Thug track? What’s with all this “brrrrrrrrrrrrrrr” & sound-effect shit? Remember what I said eight years ago about a-tune: “It sounds like a dude masturbatin’ in anotha dude’s ear”; why couldn’t men learn?! My Rating: 1.0
11.
“China”
>>> Like, what do you call this trap-rap shit? I’m usually good with understandin’ all kinds of dialects but with this track, all I hear iz, “China,” on tha hook, smh. Hearin’ what you got goin’ on with tha 1st verse & tha lyrics are pretty awful; not feelin’ your slightly-altered vocals, as well. I don’t need ta comment tha rest of this; I’m only here ta build my review count up…! My Rating: 1.0
>>> Like, what do you call this trap-rap shit? I’m usually good with understandin’ all kinds of dialects but with this track, all I hear iz, “China,” on tha hook, smh. Hearin’ what you got goin’ on with tha 1st verse & tha lyrics are pretty awful; not feelin’ your slightly-altered vocals, as well. I don’t need ta comment tha rest of this; I’m only here ta build my review count up…! My Rating: 1.0
12.
“Gotta Be On”
>>> Anotha Young Thug-soundin’ track; boring-soundin’ beat, as it sounds like everything else out. Like, what can I say that I haven’t said, yet? My Rating: 1.0
>>> Anotha Young Thug-soundin’ track; boring-soundin’ beat, as it sounds like everything else out. Like, what can I say that I haven’t said, yet? My Rating: 1.0
13.
“For My State”
>>> Even more annoying than tha previous track; these random, a-tuned vocals! Ugh!! Where tf they even comin’ from?! My Rating: 1.0
>>> Even more annoying than tha previous track; these random, a-tuned vocals! Ugh!! Where tf they even comin’ from?! My Rating: 1.0
Overall: I had a slight feelin’
this was gon be bad but not tha whole
thang!! Last year, you at least entered my playlist with your “I Look Good, I
Feel Good” & that was quality. I thought you was gon have quality like that
on here? All this was was an a-tune rollercoaster fulla headaches,
typical-soundin’ beats & mumbled-up vocals… Because almost every song was a
1.0, I literally had to rank them backwards, as I was reviewin’. This way, I
wouldn’t get confused with rankin’ ‘em & just had to figure everythang out
as quick as possible… Anyway, I know I’m one review away from my BIG moment but
this was literally, outta tha 1,999
reviewz I’ve done, was tha worst,
most-pointless thing I’ve eva
reviewed!!
Rankings:
13.
“That Way” 1.0
12.
“Goat Intro” 1.0
11.
“For My State” 1.0
10.
“Gotta Do More” 1.0
09.
“The Club Pack” 1.0
08.
“Gotta Be On” 1.0
07.
“Be A Boss” 1.0
06.
“China”
1.0
05.
“Big Heads” 1.0
04.
“Sqad Shit” 1.0
03. “Don’t Have No Time”
1.0
02. “Wth Can Go Wrong”
feat. White Reloaded 1.0
01. “Freak Hoes”
1.3
Average Rating Review:
Total
Score: 13.3
Total
Songs: / 13
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Average Review Rating: 1.0
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